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What are you doing?

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I could watch him
do that for hours.

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What is the time capsule butt-butt?

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We're about to open this time
capsule that we buried ten years ago.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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What'd you put in there?

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Oh, man, we just put a bunch of
stuff in here that we thought

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would be valuable one day,
like, uh, let's see, we got a

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Gregg Jeffries baseball card.

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Future All-Star, future All-Star.

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It wasn't valuable then.

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Uh, we got a Korn CD.

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Uh, we got a copy of Cider
House Rules on laser disc.

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Don't know why we thought
that would be valuable.

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That's a collector's item.

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That's gonna be very... Be
very careful with that.

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Oh, my God, you guys, this is
a letter to my future self.

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What?

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Yeah. "Dear future Dee,
How's Hollywood?

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Congrats on all of your success.

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Stay grounded.

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Enclosed is a check for
one million dollars.

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Be sure to give it to Dr.
Larry Myers as a thank you for all of

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his inspiration."

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Is this stupid?

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This is just stupid.

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Who's Dr. Larry Myers?

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Nobody. Doesn't matter.

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Just my high school drama teacher.

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This is just... it's dumb.

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Like, why would we put such
stupid stuff in here, and also

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we bur-buried it, and then we
opened it ten years later?

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What, are you supposed to just,
oh, bury it, open right up, and

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not give yourself any time to
fulfill any kind of dreams or...

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The whole thing's dumb.

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Like, Cider House Rules?

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Okay.

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Hormones.

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She's all worked out.

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It's the fattening.

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What else is in there?

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Uh, oh!

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Old pictures! Old pictures!

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Pictures!

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Holy shit, look at that!

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Look!

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The gang.

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Whew.

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Who's this jag-off?

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Look.

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Oh, that's Schmidty!

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Schmidty!

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He was the fourth member of our crew.

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There was another member of the gang?

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Oh, yeah, dude.

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I miss him, dude.

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Why did we ditch him in the first place?
I can't remember.

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I don't know.

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Eh, he wasn't a good fit.

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Remember? You know?

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Kind of got on our nerves.

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He didn't get on my nerves.

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No, he never got on my nerves.
I actually really loved that guy.

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You know what, I remember now.

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Charlie soured on him, and then
he, like, gave us an ultimatum.

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You remember?

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And then we all turned on th guy pretty quickly...
I mean, we all agreed he was

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out of the... You pushed him out
of a moving car and yelled

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"You're out of the gang!"

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Now, in hindsight, that
does seem a little rash.

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Yeah, it was a bit of a snap decision.

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Why don't you call this Schmidty guy
up and see what he's up to now?

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You know, I do feel like
we owe the guy an apology.

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Yeah. You know what, I'd
love to see Schmidty.

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I would, too.

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Yeah, but that's a bad
snap decision, you know?

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Like, there's a reason
he didn't work out.

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We got a good thing going
on now without him.

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We don't need a new
member of the gang.

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Don't get Schmidty.

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Don't get Schmidty.

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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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I'm really *** to meet this guy.

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Oh, he was the coolest.
Seriously.

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Oh...

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- Hey.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Mrs. Schmidt, it's it's Dennis.

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And Mac. You remember us, right?

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We're looking for Schmidty. He around?

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He's dead.

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Oh, gosh, that is too bad.
We're sorry for your loss.

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Hiyah!

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What's up bitches?

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That's Schmidty?

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Hey, we thought that you were dead.

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- He made me say it.
- I made you say it. listen to you, mom.

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You seen that shit?

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He jumped down a whole
flight of stairs.

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I didn't see you down there, Chuckles.

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How you been, little man?

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Not that little, you know?

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Regular size.

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Maybe he, but...
Not anymore.

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Put on a few LB's since
I saw you last, huh?

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No. Same weight.

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Same weight I always been.

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Yeah, no, he put on a lot of weight.

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No, you tacked on weight.

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I tacked on mass, muscle mass.

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Who's this old son of a bitch?

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I'm Frank.

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Frank?

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Frank.

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I'm Schmidty.

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Nice to... put her there.

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No!

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Don't kiss him.

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Hey, uh, so what brings
you dicks here, huh?

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Oh, well, Schmidty, um, honestly, we
came around here because we, um...

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Go ahead.

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want to say we're
sorry, Schmidty.

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Yeah, yeah, we... Can
you take this, Mac?

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Yeah, man, I got this.

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Hey, man, we just want to say
we're sorry for icing you out in

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the past, and we'd
like your forgiveness.

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Yeah.

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Get on your knees and ask.

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Excuse me?

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Get down on your knees and ask.

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Show some humility, for Christ's sake.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Ah, man.

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Whatever it takes, Schmidty.

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Wow, you're really doing it.

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I'm kidding.

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Ah!

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Oh, oh, he's joking!

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Oh, man!

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Come on, guys, have some dignity,
some respect for yourselves.

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You forgive us?

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Absolutely.

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Classy, Schmidty.

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Very classy.

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Dr. Myers?

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Yes?

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Hi.

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Dee Reynolds.

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I was in the school musical.

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Frankenstein.

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Yes, of course!

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Deandra Reynolds!

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Yeah!

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Sit, darling, sit.

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Thank you.

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Listen, I came to talk to you about high school.
I... Oh, uh...

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I was drinking a lot back then, so
if I did anything inappropriate...

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Oh, no, no, no.

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Not at all.

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In fact, the opposite.

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You were, like, the most
inspiring teacher I had.

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In fact, I-I wrote you this check
ten years ago.

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In hopes that I can one day give it
to you, as a thank you.

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May you rot in hell,

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- you retched beast!
- Oh...

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- Um, I'm confused...
- Frankenstein.

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That's what the villagers screamed at you,
just before you

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threw yourself at the funeral pier.
Aah.

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You were such a hideous
delight in that show.

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Thank you.
Yes, okay.

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So you're saying "don't give up",

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- I shouldn't give up on my dream.
- No my dear, you must give up. You must.

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It's far too late for you.

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But it's not too late to teach.

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Come speak to the kids, inspire them.

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It's an opportunity to share
your unique experiences.

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Uh-huh.

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The question is: Will you seize it?

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Mm...
No, thank you.

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Five...
What?

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four, three...
No, I just never wanted to be teaching.

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two, one...
No offense.

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What are you doing?

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Okay, yes.

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And there you have it!

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A teacher is born.

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Well...

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Man, this is unbelievable, huh?

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Working at a bar, running a bar?

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This has got to be, like, the
greatest job ever, right?

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It is, man, this is what we do.

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Yeah, lot of dicking around, huh?

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Hey, um, you're still, uh,
living with your mom, huh?

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That sounds kind of lame.

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Yeah, well, I mean, it's
the MS that's really lame.

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You know?

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Oh, your mom has...?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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She's doing all right, though.

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I moved in with her to take care
of her and stuff like that.

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It's good to really get to know her
before, you know, uh, she moves on.

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Oh... Kind of a downer,
that story, though.

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Kind of a downer.

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What about you, man?

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What's your living
situation like these days?

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What do you do?

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What are you up to?

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Uh, it's pretty sweet.

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I am.

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I'm his living situation.

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Oh, yeah?

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Yeah, we share a bed.

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Well, not every night.

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That's hilarious.

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You know, Charlie and
I used to be roomies.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, you remember that?

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Hey, you remember how you used
to try to get me to play all

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those-those lame games, you know, those
weird things you'd want to do at night?

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Like, uh, Night Crawlers.

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- I play Night Crawlers all the time.
- You do?

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Frank enjoys this game very much.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but to make
Night Crawlers a little bit better

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you should use blankets, right?

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You take a piece of dirt.

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Exactly, you can use it as a force field,
or as a roaming base.

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Yeah, it's kind of a good idea
cause, you know,

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- it's an imagination based game.
- It's still imagination based.

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Oh, I have an idea.

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Dennis, remember you and Mac were
laughing when I did the butt dance?

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They love that when I do it.

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Guys, watch me, watch me, will you?

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Oh, yeah!

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5, 6, 7, 8...

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Oh, Charlie, no...

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- Where is this coming from?
- This is embarrassing.

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- Guys, be excited!
- Charlie, lemme see.

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You're not having fun doing this,

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so we're not having fun watching it, buddy.

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Watch, it's like this, it's like

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I don't know, something like

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Hoo-hoo-hoo!

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Hyah!

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Butt dance 2.0.

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Butt dance 2.0.

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Beautiful, man.

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Schmitdy, know what you got?

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You know what you got that Charlie
doesn't really quite have?

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You have that "it" factor.

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You know what I'm saying?

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It's charisma.

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It's, like, you got it.

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Hey, you guys!

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Uh, can I talk to you in the back
office for a second real quick?

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I can't believe this dude.

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He has not changed in years, man.

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Look, you guys need to make
a decision right now, okay?

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It is either him, or it is me.

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Him.

261
00:08:29,983 --> 00:08:30,649
Yeah.

262
00:08:30,717 --> 00:08:31,784
I was going to say him, too.

263
00:08:31,851 --> 00:08:32,518
Yeah, him, him.

264
00:08:32,585 --> 00:08:34,086
Yeah, you know, it's always been him.

265
00:08:34,154 --> 00:08:36,855
I don't know why I
didn't see that before.

266
00:08:36,923 --> 00:08:38,944
I'm out of the gang?

267
00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:47,733
Him.

268
00:08:47,801 --> 00:08:48,346
Him.

269
00:08:54,170 --> 00:08:55,337
Hello, everybody.

270
00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:56,304
Hi, there.

271
00:08:56,372 --> 00:08:59,641
My name is Dee Reynolds, and not
only am I a professional actress

272
00:08:59,709 --> 00:09:03,211
and comedienne, uh, but I also
used to go to school here.

273
00:09:03,279 --> 00:09:04,946
What have you acted in?

274
00:09:05,014 --> 00:09:06,648
A lot of... a lot.

275
00:09:06,716 --> 00:09:08,283
I've acted in a lot of things.

276
00:09:08,351 --> 00:09:11,419
You-you may not have seen
all of them or any of them.

277
00:09:11,487 --> 00:09:13,255
You know, it's not time for questions.

278
00:09:13,322 --> 00:09:14,461
I'll let you know when
it's time for questions, though, ok?

279
00:09:14,581 --> 00:09:15,379
And the phone goes away.

280
00:09:15,633 --> 00:09:17,355
And the phone goes into your pocket
or into your backpack,

281
00:09:17,475 --> 00:09:19,981
but not out, in your fingers,
because I'm talking.

282
00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:21,132
No, I'm a'ight.

283
00:09:21,252 --> 00:09:23,131
Yeah, said the turkey.

284
00:09:23,199 --> 00:09:24,399
Uh-oh.

285
00:09:24,467 --> 00:09:25,867
Oh, no.

286
00:09:25,935 --> 00:09:26,868
Who's she?

287
00:09:26,936 --> 00:09:27,669
Who's she?

288
00:09:27,737 --> 00:09:29,504
She's somebody that'll
zing you back, right?

289
00:09:29,572 --> 00:09:30,338
I'll zing you.

290
00:09:30,406 --> 00:09:33,074
I'll zap you, I'll zing you,
so just know that about me.

291
00:09:34,277 --> 00:09:38,780
You know, I know that, uh, you guys
are 18 and you're seniors, and so...

292
00:09:38,848 --> 00:09:40,949
Okay, what is it that they're doing?

293
00:09:41,017 --> 00:09:41,883
What is this that they're doing?

294
00:09:41,951 --> 00:09:43,351
Oh, they're doing
their coughing thing.

295
00:09:43,419 --> 00:09:44,119
Yeah, I hear that.

296
00:09:44,186 --> 00:09:45,253
All right, kids, settle down.

297
00:09:45,321 --> 00:09:49,090
You can, uh, read, pull out
your phones, whatever.

298
00:09:49,158 --> 00:09:50,525
They do love their phones.

299
00:09:50,593 --> 00:09:51,459
What...? That's it?

300
00:09:51,527 --> 00:09:55,230
You're just going to sit in the corner
and hem away at your sock all day?

301
00:09:55,298 --> 00:09:57,098
No, where...
where is the teacher that I knew?

302
00:09:57,166 --> 00:09:58,849
Where is that inspirational man?

303
00:09:59,216 --> 00:10:04,639
My enthusiasm in those days was
fueled entirely by the alcohol.

304
00:10:05,641 --> 00:10:06,474
Dee, hey!

305
00:10:06,542 --> 00:10:07,876
Come here, come here.

306
00:10:07,944 --> 00:10:09,945
Charlie, what are you...
what are you doing?

307
00:10:10,012 --> 00:10:10,912
Got kicked out of the gang.

308
00:10:10,980 --> 00:10:11,613
What are you up to?

309
00:10:11,681 --> 00:10:12,347
You want to hang out?

310
00:10:12,415 --> 00:10:13,348
No, Charlie.

311
00:10:13,416 --> 00:10:14,249
I don't want to hang out.

312
00:10:14,317 --> 00:10:15,016
I-I have a job.

313
00:10:15,084 --> 00:10:17,586
I'm a teacher now, so I got to get
back to inspiring some students.

314
00:10:17,653 --> 00:10:18,320
Oh, that's pretty sweet.

315
00:10:18,387 --> 00:10:19,854
You want to toss some
inspiration my way, you know,

316
00:10:19,922 --> 00:10:21,890
'cause the guys think Schmidty's
all that and, like, I'm no good?

317
00:10:21,958 --> 00:10:23,725
Okay, Charlie, how about this?

318
00:10:23,926 --> 00:10:26,027
You are really good at cleaning
shit out of toilets and-and

319
00:10:26,095 --> 00:10:28,229
taking trash and throwing it
into dumpsters, so why don't you

320
00:10:28,297 --> 00:10:30,799
get a new job somewhere else
doing those kinds of things and

321
00:10:30,866 --> 00:10:31,866
make friends there, okay?

322
00:10:31,934 --> 00:10:34,302
Okay, Dee, so are you saying
get a job here as a janitor,

323
00:10:34,370 --> 00:10:36,204
and then you and I
can be best friends?

324
00:10:36,272 --> 00:10:37,973
That is absolutely not
what I was saying.

325
00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:39,574
I'm going to talk to the
principal, see if I can get that

326
00:10:39,642 --> 00:10:41,176
job, and then we'll work
on the friendship thing.

327
00:10:41,243 --> 00:10:41,910
Don't do that.

328
00:10:41,978 --> 00:10:42,777
No, don't do that.

329
00:10:42,845 --> 00:10:43,578
Charlie, don't do that.

330
00:10:43,646 --> 00:10:44,412
Oh, Goddamn it, don't do that.

331
00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:45,614
That... this is my thing.

332
00:10:45,681 --> 00:10:46,948
What, what, what, what, what?

333
00:10:47,016 --> 00:10:48,216
Here we go.

334
00:10:48,284 --> 00:10:49,050
Hey, all right!

335
00:10:49,118 --> 00:10:49,951
There's the man.

336
00:10:50,019 --> 00:10:50,685
What's up, buddy?

337
00:10:50,753 --> 00:10:51,453
This place is pretty nice.

338
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,187
Yeah.

339
00:10:52,254 --> 00:10:54,350
What's going on? You guys are gonna try
and bang me afterwards or something?

340
00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,823
Very nice turn you made.

341
00:11:00,066 --> 00:11:01,923
Um, we only come here
for special occasions.

342
00:11:01,939 --> 00:11:03,555
- Yeah.
- Good, good, what's the occasion?

343
00:11:03,588 --> 00:11:07,426
Well we brought you to this luncheon, Schmidty,
because we want to make this official.

344
00:11:07,546 --> 00:11:08,699
Mac, do you have the ring?

345
00:11:08,819 --> 00:11:09,956
Ok, great, um...

346
00:11:10,393 --> 00:11:11,763
Schmidty, we, uh...

347
00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:15,034
We missed a lot of good, good years.

348
00:11:15,154 --> 00:11:16,894
- A lot of special time...
- Yeah?

349
00:11:17,158 --> 00:11:19,332
- ... with you. And...
- Thanks.

350
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:23,391
- You know what, I don't think I can do this.
- It's alright, I'll take this.

351
00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:26,164
- Why is he being a big damn puss?
- Um, Schmidty...

352
00:11:26,284 --> 00:11:27,732
- He's emotional.
- We want you back...

353
00:11:28,081 --> 00:11:29,224
if you'll have this.

354
00:11:32,294 --> 00:11:33,847
What the hell is this shit?

355
00:11:34,115 --> 00:11:37,365
It's a sterling silver clover ring.

356
00:11:37,433 --> 00:11:40,402
When we put all four of them
together, makes a four-leaf

357
00:11:40,469 --> 00:11:44,406
clover, solidifying our
bond for all time.

358
00:11:44,473 --> 00:11:46,508
You're kidding, though, right?

359
00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:48,610
No, we've never been more
serious in our lives.

360
00:11:48,678 --> 00:11:49,611
Yeah.

361
00:11:49,679 --> 00:11:51,012
Yeah, whatever, I don't care.

362
00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:51,846
Sure.

363
00:11:51,914 --> 00:11:52,747
All right!

364
00:11:52,815 --> 00:11:53,515
He said yes!

365
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:54,182
That's a yes!

366
00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:55,183
We bagged him.

367
00:11:55,251 --> 00:11:56,117
We certainly did.

368
00:11:56,185 --> 00:11:57,085
Oh, food's here!

369
00:11:57,153 --> 00:11:58,319
Food is here.

370
00:11:58,387 --> 00:11:59,187
Oh, no, wait, though.

371
00:11:59,255 --> 00:12:00,055
I didn't order yet.

372
00:12:00,122 --> 00:12:00,822
Oh, that's okay.

373
00:12:00,890 --> 00:12:01,723
I took care of the food already.

374
00:12:01,791 --> 00:12:03,458
Yes, Dennis orders for us.

375
00:12:03,526 --> 00:12:05,260
That is a humongous shrimp.

376
00:12:05,327 --> 00:12:07,562
Well, it's 'cause it's not a
shrimp, Frank; it's a prawn.

377
00:12:07,630 --> 00:12:09,731
Yeah, and I don't like prawns,
so I eat around them.

378
00:12:09,799 --> 00:12:12,600
Well, I'll take your prawns
if you want to take my salad.

379
00:12:12,668 --> 00:12:13,702
Eh.

380
00:12:13,769 --> 00:12:14,502
No?

381
00:12:14,570 --> 00:12:16,135
Okay, yeah, that's what I'll do.
Yeah, you can do that.

382
00:12:16,255 --> 00:12:17,561
Just put your prawns on the salad.

383
00:12:17,681 --> 00:12:18,676
Why don't you just order what you want?

384
00:12:18,796 --> 00:12:20,869
Uh, well, Dennis kind
of has the best palate.

385
00:12:20,989 --> 00:12:22,351
Yeah, I have the most
refined palate, Schmidty.

386
00:12:22,471 --> 00:12:23,721
That's just how we do things now.

387
00:12:23,841 --> 00:12:25,441
You've been away for a while.
It's fine.

388
00:12:25,561 --> 00:12:26,985
No, no, that's not
what I'm going to do.

389
00:12:27,105 --> 00:12:28,848
Excuse me.
Hey, come here really quick.

390
00:12:28,968 --> 00:12:32,053
Um, can I get, uh...
you have linguine?

391
00:12:32,121 --> 00:12:33,822
Yeah, can I get linguine instead?

392
00:12:33,889 --> 00:12:34,789
And, uh, what do you guys want?

393
00:12:34,857 --> 00:12:35,704
Order whatever you want.

394
00:12:35,824 --> 00:12:37,201
Linguine's too heavy for lunch.
No, no, what do you want?

395
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:38,908
- I want fries.
- Fries for this guy.

396
00:12:39,028 --> 00:12:39,628
I can have fries?

397
00:12:39,748 --> 00:12:41,280
Oh, you don't like your
salad all of a sudden, Mac?

398
00:12:41,323 --> 00:12:42,619
I... Dennis, I hate salad.

399
00:12:42,739 --> 00:12:44,408
You hate salad?
Where is this coming from?

400
00:12:44,528 --> 00:12:45,600
I hate this restaurant.

401
00:12:45,668 --> 00:12:46,468
Yeah, this restaurant blows.

402
00:12:46,535 --> 00:12:47,402
I'll have a ginger ale.

403
00:12:47,470 --> 00:12:48,503
All right, there you go.

404
00:12:48,571 --> 00:12:49,637
Come on, man, get into it.

405
00:12:49,705 --> 00:12:51,005
I'm saying that now.

406
00:12:51,073 --> 00:12:51,973
Can I say that now?

407
00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:52,774
What?

408
00:12:52,842 --> 00:12:53,675
Hyah!

409
00:12:53,743 --> 00:12:54,542
Absolutely, take it.

410
00:12:54,577 --> 00:12:55,310
It's yours.

411
00:12:55,377 --> 00:12:56,344
By all means.

412
00:12:56,412 --> 00:12:57,549
What'd you get, a ginger ale?

413
00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:02,717
I'm a little confused.

414
00:13:02,785 --> 00:13:06,221
Are you telling me that this photo
of Bruce Jenner is your résumé?

415
00:13:06,288 --> 00:13:08,790
Well, when I showed up this
morning, I didn't have a formal

416
00:13:08,858 --> 00:13:11,793
résumé on me, so I was sort
of hoping the photograph of

417
00:13:11,861 --> 00:13:14,329
Mr. Jenner could...
could represent the standard of

418
00:13:14,396 --> 00:13:16,431
excellence I'm hoping to
bring to this position.

419
00:13:16,499 --> 00:13:18,833
I see, and you're looking for a
job as a substitute teacher?

420
00:13:18,901 --> 00:13:20,869
Substitute janitor, all right?

421
00:13:20,936 --> 00:13:22,971
Look, I'll clean this building
so good, you're not going to

422
00:13:23,038 --> 00:13:23,938
know what to do with yourself.

423
00:13:24,006 --> 00:13:25,039
You know what I mean?

424
00:13:25,107 --> 00:13:26,241
And I'm not a proud man.

425
00:13:26,308 --> 00:13:28,576
You know, I'll do the jobs that
the other guys don't want to do.

426
00:13:28,644 --> 00:13:29,611
I'll degrade myself.

427
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,946
I'll make a genuine ass out of myself.

428
00:13:32,014 --> 00:13:32,947
Yeah.

429
00:13:33,015 --> 00:13:35,617
Hey, look, I'll swallow that eraser
whole just to prove it to you.

430
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:36,417
Uh, no, no.

431
00:13:36,485 --> 00:13:37,152
Please, please, no.

432
00:13:37,219 --> 00:13:37,952
I'll swallow it whole.

433
00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:38,787
Oh, no, no, no, no.

434
00:13:38,854 --> 00:13:40,889
You don't have to do that, but
I-I have to say, I don't think

435
00:13:40,956 --> 00:13:42,824
I've ever encountered someone
who's so passionate about

436
00:13:42,892 --> 00:13:44,292
joining our custodial staff.

437
00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:48,114
The passion I have for the work that I
do is extraordinary.

438
00:13:48,234 --> 00:13:49,893
It probably goes beyond janitor.

439
00:13:50,013 --> 00:13:50,807
Uh-uh.

440
00:13:50,927 --> 00:13:52,734
And I'm serious. I'm gonna
eat that eraser whole.

441
00:13:52,854 --> 00:13:54,869
Oh, no, no, it's not...
it's not necessary.

442
00:13:54,937 --> 00:13:56,404
You don't need to t the
eraser to prove your point.

443
00:13:56,472 --> 00:13:57,438
Uh, you have the job.

444
00:13:57,506 --> 00:13:58,439
Are you serious?

445
00:13:58,507 --> 00:13:59,541
I love your attitude.

446
00:13:59,608 --> 00:14:00,542
It's fantastic.

447
00:14:00,609 --> 00:14:02,177
Sir, I am not going to let you down.

448
00:14:02,244 --> 00:14:03,878
I mean, I'm going to start
cleaning immediately.

449
00:14:03,946 --> 00:14:04,813
Immediately.

450
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,548
Uh, but first, can I eat the eraser?

451
00:14:06,916 --> 00:14:09,417
You're saying you want
to eat the eraser?

452
00:14:09,485 --> 00:14:12,487
Well, I'm asking you if it's edible
because it certainly smells of grapes.

453
00:14:12,555 --> 00:14:13,822
I don't think it's edible.

454
00:14:13,889 --> 00:14:15,023
Can I just test it?

455
00:14:15,090 --> 00:14:15,924
I'd rather you didn't.

456
00:14:15,991 --> 00:14:17,425
I kinda want... I might need it.

457
00:14:17,493 --> 00:14:18,293
All right.

458
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,093
You win this one.

459
00:14:19,161 --> 00:14:20,528
I'll pick up one of my own.

460
00:14:20,596 --> 00:14:21,329
I'll eat that one.

461
00:14:21,397 --> 00:14:22,130
That way everybody wins.

462
00:14:22,198 --> 00:14:23,264
All right, well, welcome aboard.

463
00:14:23,332 --> 00:14:26,000
All right, all right, thanks so much.

464
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,429
Ridiculous. It's ridiculous.

465
00:14:31,497 --> 00:14:33,264
I mean, where the hell is he?

466
00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:34,665
What did we say?

467
00:14:34,733 --> 00:14:36,000
We said 3:00.

468
00:14:36,068 --> 00:14:40,238
So we said 3:00, and it's, like...

469
00:14:40,305 --> 00:14:41,372
Hyah!

470
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,141
What's crappenin', fellas?

471
00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:45,043
Hey, Schmidty, running
kinda late there, huh?

472
00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:46,044
Am I?

473
00:14:46,111 --> 00:14:47,245
I didn't think it mattered.

474
00:14:47,312 --> 00:14:48,312
How could it not matter?

475
00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:51,049
I mean, this is the final phase
of your initiation back into

476
00:14:51,116 --> 00:14:53,251
the gang, so it kinda
matters a matters a lot.

477
00:14:53,318 --> 00:14:54,218
It actually does.

478
00:14:54,286 --> 00:14:56,754
Whoa. Um, where's your ring?

479
00:14:56,822 --> 00:14:57,555
Oh, come on.

480
00:14:57,623 --> 00:15:00,258
You didn't want me to really
wear that thing, did ya?

481
00:15:00,325 --> 00:15:02,260
Yeah...
Oh.

482
00:15:02,327 --> 00:15:04,529
We're sort of sticklers for
that kind of thing, too.

483
00:15:04,596 --> 00:15:05,596
So pop that on.

484
00:15:05,664 --> 00:15:06,397
I will. Okay.

485
00:15:06,465 --> 00:15:07,031
Sorry about that.

486
00:15:07,099 --> 00:15:08,332
Time and ring. Good. Got it.

487
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,631
Yeah.

488
00:15:09,751 --> 00:15:11,784
Oh! Hey, look at this!

489
00:15:11,904 --> 00:15:13,675
Nice setup fellas.

490
00:15:13,795 --> 00:15:16,574
Candles? Where did you steal
these from, huh?

491
00:15:16,642 --> 00:15:18,176
Uh-oh!

492
00:15:18,243 --> 00:15:20,111
When the hell'd you take that?

493
00:15:20,179 --> 00:15:21,479
Don't worry about it, Schmidty.

494
00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:22,547
We got to ya.

495
00:15:22,614 --> 00:15:23,848
This is weird as hell.

496
00:15:23,916 --> 00:15:25,616
You guys see that, right?

497
00:15:25,684 --> 00:15:27,051
What's weird about this?

498
00:15:27,119 --> 00:15:28,920
This is a men's ceremony, okay?

499
00:15:28,987 --> 00:15:32,857
They have ceremonies for
all sorts of men's clubs.

500
00:15:32,925 --> 00:15:35,359
Yeah, the Mafia, the
Freemasons, the White House.

501
00:15:35,427 --> 00:15:36,727
The White House, they do it.

502
00:15:36,795 --> 00:15:37,628
This is cool, okay?

503
00:15:37,696 --> 00:15:39,062
Trust me, what we're
doing is very cool.

504
00:15:39,091 --> 00:15:39,705
Okay.

505
00:15:39,741 --> 00:15:40,789
Mack, why don't we get started?

506
00:15:40,811 --> 00:15:41,628
You'll get it.

507
00:15:41,671 --> 00:15:43,580
He'll understand as the
ceremony progresses.

508
00:15:43,626 --> 00:15:46,370
All right, Schmidty, please have
a seat in the ceremonial seat.

509
00:15:46,438 --> 00:15:47,271
I'll do the candles.

510
00:15:47,339 --> 00:15:49,774
Uh, Frank, please do the candles.

511
00:15:49,842 --> 00:15:50,808
Dennis, the song.

512
00:15:50,876 --> 00:15:52,276
All right, the song.

513
00:15:58,450 --> 00:16:01,919
Uh, (laughs) look at that!

514
00:16:01,987 --> 00:16:04,589
All right, take it, take
it take it seriously.

515
00:16:04,656 --> 00:16:05,623
I am. I'm locked in.

516
00:16:05,691 --> 00:16:10,561
Okay, I will now begin the ceremony by
administering a sweet roundhouse kick

517
00:16:10,629 --> 00:16:11,896
to the bell.

518
00:16:11,964 --> 00:16:13,397
To the bell?

519
00:16:17,569 --> 00:16:18,669
Uh-oh, whiff!

520
00:16:18,737 --> 00:16:19,637
I just missed that.

521
00:16:19,705 --> 00:16:20,671
I just missed that.

522
00:16:21,974 --> 00:16:23,307
Dude, you're not even close.

523
00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:25,910
No, Schmidty, this is all
part of the ceremony.

524
00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:31,115
You gotta stretch
before this thing, huh?

525
00:16:31,183 --> 00:16:31,949
Enjoy it.

526
00:16:32,017 --> 00:16:33,551
One last crack, come on.

527
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:36,154
Oh, man, this is pathetic.

528
00:16:36,221 --> 00:16:38,589
Here, dude, look, it goes
something like this.

529
00:16:38,657 --> 00:16:41,759
Hyah!

530
00:16:47,018 --> 00:16:48,533
I'm excited. I am.

531
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,402
I mean, the first part of the
ceremony was a little lame, but

532
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,871
ending it with a hot air
balloon ride, that kicks ass.

533
00:16:53,939 --> 00:16:55,473
Yeah, yeah, all those things.

534
00:16:55,541 --> 00:16:56,340
Yup.

535
00:16:56,408 --> 00:16:56,774
Frank, now!

536
00:16:56,842 --> 00:16:57,608
Push, Frank, push!

537
00:16:57,676 --> 00:16:58,576
Go, go, go!

538
00:16:58,644 --> 00:16:59,911
I got him. I got him.

539
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:00,878
Come on. Stop.

540
00:17:00,946 --> 00:17:01,812
Get out!

541
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:02,880
Come on, Frank, Frank, push him out!

542
00:17:02,948 --> 00:17:05,231
What are you doing, trying to push
me out of a moving car again?

543
00:17:05,351 --> 00:17:06,450
Yes.

544
00:17:06,518 --> 00:17:07,685
Goddamn it, pull over.

545
00:17:07,753 --> 00:17:08,819
Why are you doing this?

546
00:17:08,887 --> 00:17:10,939
I'll just pull over.
Good job, Frank.

547
00:17:11,059 --> 00:17:12,523
Tub of lard over here.

548
00:17:12,591 --> 00:17:14,926
Give me back the ring, all right?
'Cause you don't deserve it!

549
00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,260
- Take the ring.
- Get out of here!

550
00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:17,461
You're out of the gang, Schmidty!

551
00:17:17,529 --> 00:17:18,796
You're out of the gang, Schmidty!

552
00:17:18,864 --> 00:17:19,964
Get out! You're out! You're out!

553
00:17:20,032 --> 00:17:20,964
Okay, got it. I heard ya.
Nice seeing you guys again.

554
00:17:21,084 --> 00:17:22,150
Very nice meeting you.

555
00:17:22,270 --> 00:17:22,955
Get out of the car!

556
00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:25,491
I heard you.
I'm getting out, okay?

557
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:27,249
Now, Dennis, peel out.

558
00:17:27,369 --> 00:17:30,059
I was gonna peel out and...
Don't take the steam out.

559
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:33,011
Tell people we pushed you!

560
00:17:36,548 --> 00:17:43,321
All right, class, feel free to text or
watch movies, whatever it is you do.

561
00:17:44,256 --> 00:17:45,590
Not today, Doc.

562
00:17:45,657 --> 00:17:47,225
What are you doing, Dee?

563
00:17:47,292 --> 00:17:51,028
I am inspiring you.

564
00:17:51,096 --> 00:17:52,463
Rise and shine, dickwad.

565
00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:56,934
Okay, this is a great teacher,
but he is wasted on you.

566
00:17:57,002 --> 00:17:58,336
Well, not anymore.

567
00:17:58,403 --> 00:18:03,174
We're gonna be rehearsing a little
musical today called Frankenstein.

568
00:18:03,242 --> 00:18:04,375
This is stupid.

569
00:18:04,443 --> 00:18:06,310
Get out.
You're stupid, What?

570
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:06,944
You heard me.

571
00:18:07,012 --> 00:18:08,679
You get out of here, you stupid idiot.

572
00:18:08,747 --> 00:18:09,513
It's fine with me.

573
00:18:09,581 --> 00:18:10,481
Yeah, good.

574
00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:14,018
And anybody else who doesn't want to be
here today, you can get out now, too.

575
00:18:14,086 --> 00:18:15,720
Hey, you want to go to the mall?

576
00:18:15,787 --> 00:18:17,154
No, no, wait. No, no, stop.

577
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:18,823
Now come on, you guys!

578
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:19,924
That's... Not everybody.

579
00:18:19,992 --> 00:18:20,725
Sit back down.

580
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:21,892
That's just something people say.

581
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,561
You guys are gonna love this.

582
00:18:23,629 --> 00:18:26,297
Okay, let's get started.

583
00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:33,371
Have you seen Dr. Frankenstein's creation
that they all speak of?

584
00:18:33,438 --> 00:18:37,975
Nay, I've heard tales
told of his hideousness.

585
00:18:38,043 --> 00:18:39,844
A monster most foul.

586
00:19:12,711 --> 00:19:16,077
And then I retreat into the mist
and Dr. Myers, you are Dr. Frankenstein

587
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:17,669
so get up here and get acting!

588
00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:19,116
With pleasure, Dee!

589
00:19:19,236 --> 00:19:23,521
Just let me set the
loop, and here I come!

590
00:19:25,924 --> 00:19:30,494
Oh, whoops. That's not...
I am shattered to pieces!

591
00:19:30,562 --> 00:19:32,596
Are you acting right now?

592
00:19:32,664 --> 00:19:35,566
No, I'm not acting, you bitch!

593
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:38,135
I think I've broke my hip.

594
00:19:38,203 --> 00:19:43,007
Why is this damn stage so slippery?

595
00:19:48,814 --> 00:19:49,847
Charlie boy!

596
00:19:49,915 --> 00:19:51,682
This floor is slippery, man.

597
00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:54,418
Old school slippery 'cause I
waxed it real good with this

598
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:56,287
awesome power waxer that
the school provided me.

599
00:19:56,355 --> 00:19:57,939
I did this whole place
in, like, two hours.

600
00:19:58,059 --> 00:20:00,360
Oh, nice. Whoa, that's impressive.
Yeah.

601
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:01,726
Dee inspired me.

602
00:20:01,793 --> 00:20:03,294
She said, "You're an
awesome janitor, Charlie.

603
00:20:03,362 --> 00:20:04,688
"You can make this whole
school slippery."

604
00:20:04,808 --> 00:20:06,578
I said, "Sure, I'll
give it my best shot."

605
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,064
Then she's, like, "Let's
be best friends."

606
00:20:08,184 --> 00:20:09,871
And I was, like, "Sure, I'll
give that my best shot, too."

607
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,255
So we're best friends now.

608
00:20:12,074 --> 00:20:14,779
Yeah, yeah, that's quite a conversation
you had with her, isn't it?

609
00:20:14,899 --> 00:20:16,402
Mm-hmm.
What do you guys want?

610
00:20:16,522 --> 00:20:20,548
Oh, well, we, uh, we came to ya
because we wanted to tell you

611
00:20:20,668 --> 00:20:24,200
that we're sorry for picking
Schmidty over you, and we feel

612
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:27,544
like we made a big mistake,
and we want you back, buddy.

613
00:20:27,664 --> 00:20:31,302
And, uh, we pushed
him out of a moving car for you.

614
00:20:31,422 --> 00:20:33,208
I can't do it.

615
00:20:33,328 --> 00:20:34,818
What is wrong with you?
All right, I'll handle it.

616
00:20:34,938 --> 00:20:38,429
Charlie, we have an announcement
to make: it's your lucky day.

617
00:20:38,768 --> 00:20:39,685
We want you back.

618
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:40,973
Yeah.

619
00:20:43,001 --> 00:20:46,103
Gotta say this is pretty
classy, guys, but I wish you

620
00:20:46,171 --> 00:20:49,972
gave me one of these a long time
time ago 'cause I'm a janitor now.

621
00:20:56,211 --> 00:21:06,211
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