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Here comes
my main man, Matty.

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Time for a haircut, Matty, though.

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Don't make me give it to you.

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You the man, Professor.

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You're the man if you
stay in school, JJ.

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All right.

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All right, you.

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Lisa, how's the GPA?

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Keep it up, up, up, up, up!

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Professor!

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Hey, there's my man.

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Oh, time-out, son!

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Hang on, son.

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Uh, did you forget something here?

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Sorry?

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This orange, it belong to you?

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Uh, no.

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Looks pretty good, not too peeled.

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Pretty intact here. You want it?

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No, thanks, I'm cool, Professor.

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You're cool?
Well, when you're cool, you're cool.

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Hey, Dee, how's it going?

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Teacher's lounge. Pretty sweet.

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How'd you swing that?

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I'm a teacher now, Charlie.

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I'm subbing for Dr.
Myers while he gets his hip fixed.

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Look at us with our new careers, huh?

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How about that?

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Well, yours is kinda the same,
you know, 'cause you've

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always sort of been a janitor.

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Ah, but I'm thriving here,
I'll tell you what.

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Uh-huh, yea Did you get that
orange out of the garbage?

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I sure did.

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Can you believe that?

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Someone threw this away,
perfectly good orange, you know?

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They were digging at it a
little bit and must've

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given up, but...
Don't eat trash, Charlie.

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I'll eat what I want to eat, okay?

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Miss Reynolds, please
report to the front office immediately.

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You have an emergency call.

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Miss Reynolds, to the
front office, please.

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Emergency?

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Jump on that.

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Hello.

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Yeah, hey, Dee,
it's Dennis, Mac and Frank.

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Hey, what's the matter?

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I've only just heard, I've only
just heard your belly's so

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fat, you make John Candy
look like Lara Flynn Boyle.

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Snap!

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What?

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We've been on the
snap-joke kick about your

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pregnant body, but since you're not
around, we decided to call you.

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He's talking about Lara
Flynn Boyle jokes.

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I think we got some better ones.

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Goddammit, guys.

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I am a teacher now.

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I don't have time for your
shit, you dumb-ass dickbags!

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Wrong number. Sorry.

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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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Okay, good morning, everybody.

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Hi. Good morning.

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Uh, as you are all aware,

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Dr. Myers recently broke his hip, and

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unfortunately, I've been given some

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devastating news that
he's taken a turn for the worse,

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and he's died.

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Now while we
all feel robbed of him here on Earth,

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heaven above has just
received another angel.

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And that is what you call... a monologue!

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You guys, you're all going to be doing
your own monologues in this class.

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Now, they're not gonna be as
good as mine just was, but listen,

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I don't want you to beat
yourselves up for...

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Okay, okay, I'm confused.

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So, Dr. Myers isn't dead?

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No, no, no, not dead.

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Very much alive, but that's
the power of acting.

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Do you see what I'm saying?
One minute dead...

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The next minute alive...
Resurrection.

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It's all acting.
Everywhere there's acting.

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Let's talk about you guys.

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Why don't you tell me, uh,
what your favorite play is.

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Raise your hand if you've
ever seen live theater.

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Seriously? Are you kidding me?

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All right, that's it.

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I am taking you guys on a
field trip to Broadway!

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I'm taking you to New York City.

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Yeah!

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Hey, fat bitch, how you
doing today, Richard?

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He's a happy clown.

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Hey-hey-hey, break it up, break it up!

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Oh, come on.

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All right, which one
of you guys did this?

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Who painted your face, kid?

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I did. He's a dumb-ass juggalo.

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Juggalos for life, bitch!

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Watch what you say, Richard.

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Hey, hey, you watch what you say!

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All right, you know what?

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I want the three of you
out of the bathroom.

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I'm talking to the clown.
Let's go.

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And I got my eyes on you guys
for the rest of the year.

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Yeah, I've sized you up,
I've strip you down.

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I don't like what I see.

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I'm not impressed.

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Big tough guys, huh?
Big tough guys!

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All right, kid, what's going on
with the clown makeup, though?

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You're sticking out like a sore thumb.

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That's 'cause I'm a juggalo... ICP!
Insane Clown Posse, yo.

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I don't know what that...
You have a posse? Well, good.

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Stick with your insane clown
people, and you won't get jumped.

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They're a band, dude.

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I'm, like, a die-hard fan.

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We're called juggalos.

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Where are you real friends, dude?

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I lost all my friends.

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Aw, shit, man.

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I lost all my friends, too.

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All right, I'll tell you what.

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You know, if you want to wear your
clown makeup in school, wear it.

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I got your back.
You won't get jumped.

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Yeah, I ain't exactly allowed to
wear my makeup in school, though.

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Oh, really?

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- Bunch of bullshit, dawg!
- That is bullshit!

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All right, kid, today's
your lucky day, all right?

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We're gonna talk to
the principal, okay?

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'Cause the Professor just
took an interest in ya!

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I'm bored to tears!

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Let's go harass Charlie and Dee.

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We don't need Charlie and
Dee to have fun, okay?

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We can figure out something
to do without them.

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Hey, you know, guys, now might be a good
time to do our Lethal Weapon 5 reshoots.

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Why would we do reshoots on that?
That movie was perfect.

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Yeah, I was great in it, and
my villain was very evil.

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Yeah, no, you did a great job, Frank.

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I'm not talking about that.
Your villain was amazing.

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I'm referring more at the black face.

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- With its all...
- What's wrong with the black face?

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Well, I seriously regret
switching parts with you halfway

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though and letting you play
Murtaugh in blackface.

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I feel like it was in very
poor taste in retrospect.

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I think it was in poor taste that you
were doing Murtaugh in whiteface.

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I mean, for God's sakes, Dennis,
what message does that send?

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A lot of great actors
have done blackface.

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Oh, you know, there's countless examples
of very classy actors doing blackface.

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Let's see, we've got the great C.
Thomas Howell in Soul Man,

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we've got the Wayans
brothers in White Chicks.

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That was a very tasteful
example of reverse blackface.

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Okay, those are bad examples, okay?

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There's tons of good examples of old
movies with... Frank, help me out.

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Laurence Olivier in Othello.

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Laurence Olivier in Othello, dude.

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That's, like, the classiest
actor of all time. Perfect.

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Yeah, but I guarantee you there
was some black people that

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were working on that movie that were,
like, "Man, what dat white man doing?

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Come on. That ain't right.
Get a black man."

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Okay, so hold on.

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What kind of voice is that?

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You're doing a black voice
and that's not racist?

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I'm just saying that's how black people
talk. That's not racist.

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So you would do a black guy
with a black voice,

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but not a black guy with a black face?

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I don't have a problem at all
with doing a black voice.

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That's just an accurate portrayal...
I don't understand that, dude.

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I'm just saying it's just about
doing it tastefully, okay?

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Yeah, and you got to
make the lips funny.

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Oh, no!
Oh, no!

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- No, no, no. What?
- They have to be funny.

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The lips have to be outlined.
It's not about being funny at all, okay?

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It's not about funny.

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It's about...
Oh, my God, I'm getting pissed off!

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Well, you can't do the
voice without the lips.

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Okay, all right, everybody calm down.

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Clearly, we're not gonna come
to any conclusions here today,

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so let's move past it.

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Let's do something else.

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Okay, right.

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We can find something to do.

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Let's just figure it out.

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Let's just figure it out.

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Let's put our heads together.

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Come on. Think, think.

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So, you want
to take them to New York.

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Yes, to Broadway.

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And I tell you what, I brought it up...
the kids are super stoked about it.

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Now, let's talk hotel rooms.

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Um, you know, I-I... I guess the first
point I'd like to... to make... Mm-hmm?

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uh, Miss Reynolds, is,
uh, you are a substitute.

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That's right.

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So I really don't think you should be
hauling students across state lines.

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Hmm.

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Secondly... secondly, the
funding for arts programs here

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is pretty much...
it's pretty much nonexistent.

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Oh.

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It's shameful, but that's the way
it is, so even if I did have

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the money, I would never... and
I emphasize never... give it to

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someone whom I've just met.

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Knock, knock, knock.

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Uh, am I interrupting?

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Yes, we're right in the
middle of something.

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Hey, Dee.

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She's not giving you too
much trouble, is she?

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No.

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Oh, my gosh.

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So you two know each other.

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No, we met in the...
Yeah, we're best friends.

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Best friends.

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We're best friends.
Excellent.

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Uh, Principal Mclntyre, I recently, uh...
I started mentoring one of the kids here.

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Really?

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That's odd, because you're a janitor.

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Yeah, uh, but Ritchie here is a
hell of a kid, and he's struggling.

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You see, he's what he
calls, uh, a juggler.

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Juggalo, bro.

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Juggalo... he's a juggalo.

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It's sort of a clown posse.

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I figured you and I were getting
tight enough that I could maybe

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come in here and ask that he be
allowed to wear his makeup in school.

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Uh, well, uh...
you know, it's school policy that no one

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should paint their face.

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So... that's the rule, and
that's the end of that.

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- That's the rule.
- Yep.

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- There's no wiggle room there.
- No.

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All right, tell you what.

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I'll take him down to the locker
room, I'll lather him up real

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good, I'll strip all these
silly-ass clothes off him, and

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I'll clean him, sparking clean.

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Brand-new kid for you.

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Bring him back up.

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No, no, no, please, don't
bathe the students.

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You're right.

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He's a big man.
He can bathe himself, can't you, Rich?

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Yeah, dawg... All right, he's
bathing himself, and I'm watching.

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Let's go, Ritchie.

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You're getting cleaned up.

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Come on!

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Oh, I'd rather you
didn't do that, either.

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Okay, there it is.

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Al Jolson in The Jazz Singer.

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How is that not racist to you?

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Okay, this is a terrible
example of blackface.

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This guy isn't even
trying to look like a real person.

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Well he almost got the mouth right...

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That's what I'm saying about the lips.

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They got to be...
The lips are the most offensive part.

245
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:22,347
Look, the guy is bugging his eyes
out like a cartoon character, okay?

246
00:09:22,348 --> 00:09:23,471
This is racist as shit.

247
00:09:23,576 --> 00:09:26,094
All blackface is racist, Mac, and
that is the point I'm trying to make.

248
00:09:26,214 --> 00:09:29,534
You just cannot cast a white man as a
black man and paint his face black.

249
00:09:29,654 --> 00:09:31,161
- You can't do it.
- They're actors.

250
00:09:31,281 --> 00:09:32,883
They're trying to create an illusion.

251
00:09:33,003 --> 00:09:35,981
You know, in the Lord of the Rings
movie, Ian McKellen plays a wizard.

252
00:09:36,101 --> 00:09:38,154
Do you think he goes home at
night and shoots laser beams

253
00:09:38,274 --> 00:09:39,483
into his boyfriend's asshole?

254
00:09:39,603 --> 00:09:40,654
I don't think so, dude.

255
00:09:40,774 --> 00:09:43,134
Tom Cruise is a midget, all
right, but he plays guys that

256
00:09:43,202 --> 00:09:45,136
are normal size in movies, right?

257
00:09:45,204 --> 00:09:46,100
Yeah, but again, nobody's
buying that, either.

258
00:09:46,220 --> 00:09:47,147
Okay, look.
Look at this.

259
00:09:47,434 --> 00:09:50,564
This is Laurence Olivier in Othello,
and this is James Earl Jones.

260
00:09:50,684 --> 00:09:51,711
Now, look at how close they look.

261
00:09:51,831 --> 00:09:54,725
Look at that... James Earl Jones
is doing a great blackface.

262
00:09:55,346 --> 00:09:57,765
James Earl Jones has a black face!
He's a black man.

263
00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:00,032
- He's not black. James Earl Jones...
- Of course, he's black!

264
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,204
He was Darth Vader!

265
00:10:02,198 --> 00:10:03,469
Darth Vader was black?

266
00:10:03,589 --> 00:10:05,680
See, okay, there we go.
Darth Vader was not black.

267
00:10:05,714 --> 00:10:07,404
They took the mask off.
He was white.

268
00:10:09,690 --> 00:10:11,758
I'm telling you, look, look.
We got to agree on this.

269
00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:15,414
The whole idea is getting the
right color shoe polish.

270
00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:16,448
No!

271
00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:18,317
Oh, Frank, if you're starting
with shoe polish, you're

272
00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:19,401
starting off on the wrong foot, buddy.
No way.

273
00:10:19,521 --> 00:10:20,401
Shoe polish? Come on.

274
00:10:20,521 --> 00:10:21,533
And he's on your side.

275
00:10:21,653 --> 00:10:23,069
Stop arguing for me, okay?

276
00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:24,690
- I got it.
- Hold on, this is Dee.

277
00:10:24,757 --> 00:10:27,926
Let-let's... Hey, hey, Dee, uh, can
you weigh in on something for us?

278
00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:29,595
We're trying...
Hey, no, no time.

279
00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:31,050
Uh, listen, I need you
to do something for me.

280
00:10:31,170 --> 00:10:32,034
Can you clear out the bar?

281
00:10:32,154 --> 00:10:34,266
Because I'm going to bring some
students from the classroom

282
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:35,662
by, and we're going to
screen a movie there.

283
00:10:35,782 --> 00:10:36,683
Why?

284
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,937
Because I need these kids to
respect me, you know, and I want

285
00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:41,106
to show them how cool I am, so...
plus I feel like this

286
00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,542
would be a really good opp...
Oh, Dennis, Dennis, cover it up, cover it up.

287
00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:47,104
This is an opportunity to screen Laurence
Olivier's Othello movie, you know?

288
00:10:47,224 --> 00:10:48,338
Then we can get an
audience to weigh in.

289
00:10:48,461 --> 00:10:49,254
That's not a bad idea.

290
00:10:49,301 --> 00:10:51,222
We can really take the temperature
on this with a large group.

291
00:10:51,524 --> 00:10:52,991
Yeah.
Kids are honest as shit.

292
00:10:53,059 --> 00:10:53,692
Yeah.

293
00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:54,947
Hi! Hello!

294
00:10:55,067 --> 00:10:56,328
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, Dee, we're on it.

295
00:10:56,396 --> 00:10:57,383
We'll take care of the movie.

296
00:10:57,503 --> 00:10:59,391
No, no, you're not taking
care of the movie.

297
00:10:59,511 --> 00:11:00,632
You're not railroading
me on this, okay?

298
00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:02,761
This is my thing, it's my movie.
Don't... I'll do the movie.

299
00:11:02,881 --> 00:11:05,371
No, Dee, it's a classic.
Okay? It's Shakespeare.

300
00:11:05,491 --> 00:11:07,205
Othello, Laurence Olivier.
Come on.

301
00:11:07,325 --> 00:11:08,312
Othello.

302
00:11:08,432 --> 00:11:10,195
Oh, I'm sorry.
I have to apologize.

303
00:11:10,315 --> 00:11:11,767
That's actually a really good idea.

304
00:11:11,887 --> 00:11:14,731
Ooh, plus it'll give me the opportunity...
Okay, enough of that.

305
00:11:14,851 --> 00:11:16,910
Guys, let's get set
up for a screening.

306
00:11:17,030 --> 00:11:18,823
All right, let's do it.

307
00:11:22,762 --> 00:11:24,329
Uh, gentlemen, hello.
How do you do?

308
00:11:24,397 --> 00:11:25,819
Long time, no see.

309
00:11:25,939 --> 00:11:28,156
I'd like to introduce you
to my protégé Ritchie.

310
00:11:28,276 --> 00:11:29,644
- Ritchie, these are the guys.
- Oh.

311
00:11:29,764 --> 00:11:31,699
Hello. What up?
Juggalo for life.

312
00:11:31,819 --> 00:11:34,553
- What the hell is he talking about?
- Drop it with the whole juggalo thing.

313
00:11:34,673 --> 00:11:35,510
You're embarrassing me.

314
00:11:35,630 --> 00:11:39,028
Okay, now, I know you're all
super stoked about watching

315
00:11:39,148 --> 00:11:42,335
a movie in a bar, but we're just
going to keep it on the down-low.

316
00:11:42,455 --> 00:11:43,060
You know what I mean?

317
00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:44,837
We don't need your parents and
the principal finding out.

318
00:11:44,869 --> 00:11:45,933
It's just our little secret.

319
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:48,595
- I've been in a bar before.
- No, you haven't.

320
00:11:48,663 --> 00:11:49,751
I've been in this bar before, so...
Okay, you know what?

321
00:11:49,871 --> 00:11:52,922
Let's just watch the movie and
stop with our smart mouths.

322
00:11:53,042 --> 00:11:56,067
Without further ado, Othello.

323
00:11:56,187 --> 00:11:57,598
So I guess this is a
Shakespearean movie.

324
00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,451
It's going to be a little bit boring.

325
00:12:10,172 --> 00:12:12,010
Oh, shit, Lethal Weapon 5!

326
00:12:12,078 --> 00:12:13,011
This is great.

327
00:12:13,079 --> 00:12:13,779
What the hell is this?

328
00:12:13,847 --> 00:12:14,446
It's our movie.

329
00:12:14,514 --> 00:12:15,881
It's a much more modern-day
example of blackface.

330
00:12:15,949 --> 00:12:17,583
Yeah, it's the most direct way
to clear up our argument,

331
00:12:17,650 --> 00:12:18,917
Dee, so...
What argument?

332
00:12:18,985 --> 00:12:19,685
What are you talking about?

333
00:12:21,454 --> 00:12:24,156
The movie's on.

334
00:12:29,385 --> 00:12:30,410
This is a good movie, Ritchie.

335
00:12:30,530 --> 00:12:31,496
You're going to enjoy this.

336
00:12:31,564 --> 00:12:33,256
Man, I ain't seen the
first couple, though.

337
00:12:52,534 --> 00:12:54,753
Happy retirement, Rog.

338
00:12:54,821 --> 00:12:58,190
I'll be happy when I'm far away
from your sorry ass, Riggs.

339
00:12:58,258 --> 00:13:00,626
Just blow out the candles,
Rog, make a wish.

340
00:13:00,693 --> 00:13:03,629
Ah, I never know what to wish
for with these damn things.

341
00:13:03,696 --> 00:13:05,664
That voice really is amazing, dude.

342
00:13:05,732 --> 00:13:06,899
Oh, thanks, man, thank you.

343
00:13:06,966 --> 00:13:10,969
Riggs, Murtaugh, bad news, fellas.

344
00:13:11,037 --> 00:13:11,970
Hey, Captain.

345
00:13:12,038 --> 00:13:15,739
Turns out another person just
died from tainted tap water.

346
00:13:16,910 --> 00:13:20,746
Turns out someone taint... someone
tapped the tainted water supply.

347
00:13:20,813 --> 00:13:22,523
We should have cut him out completely.

348
00:13:22,643 --> 00:13:24,833
The person who just died was your wife.

349
00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:29,084
Riggs...

350
00:13:29,822 --> 00:13:30,801
Yeah, Rog.

351
00:13:31,257 --> 00:13:33,562
I just thought of my wish.

352
00:13:55,915 --> 00:13:58,617
You like sharks, Detective?

353
00:13:58,685 --> 00:14:00,619
Powerful and majestic creatures.

354
00:14:00,687 --> 00:14:01,620
What is going on?

355
00:14:01,688 --> 00:14:02,287
Where are you?

356
00:14:02,355 --> 00:14:04,056
Frank splurged on a green screen.

357
00:14:04,123 --> 00:14:05,924
Yeah, but he wouldn't pay for
the green screen on our side,

358
00:14:05,992 --> 00:14:07,859
so...
We're not in the back office.

359
00:14:07,927 --> 00:14:10,095
We're-we're in a casino.

360
00:14:10,163 --> 00:14:12,914
Why would I know anything
about the tainted water?

361
00:14:13,034 --> 00:14:17,602
Maybe because your rival tribe owns the
water rights to half of Los Angeles.

362
00:14:17,670 --> 00:14:20,639
I need clean drinking water, too!

363
00:14:20,707 --> 00:14:22,709
Even sharks need water.

364
00:14:25,445 --> 00:14:34,118
Excuse me. If you leave now, I have
some pressing matter to deal with.

365
00:14:59,809 --> 00:15:03,315
Kinda comes out of nowhere,
but at least it's classy.

366
00:15:03,383 --> 00:15:05,117
Here comes the turn.

367
00:15:09,288 --> 00:15:14,026
I don't know why we, uh...

368
00:15:15,762 --> 00:15:17,029
Oh, Chief!

369
00:15:17,096 --> 00:15:19,351
Don't say anything. Quiet!

370
00:15:19,471 --> 00:15:22,734
Quiet. Good. Very nice. Oh!

371
00:15:22,802 --> 00:15:23,902
Oh, come on.

372
00:15:23,970 --> 00:15:24,836
This is unwatchable.

373
00:15:24,904 --> 00:15:26,004
Gotta dive in.

374
00:15:26,072 --> 00:15:27,139
Just finish already!

375
00:15:46,674 --> 00:15:50,862
Now that you're Riggs and not
Murtaugh, and I have caught

376
00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:54,199
you, you are going to get it.

377
00:15:54,267 --> 00:15:56,535
Wait.
You guys switched parts?

378
00:15:56,602 --> 00:15:57,469
Yeah, yeah.

379
00:16:03,843 --> 00:16:06,278
No!

380
00:16:18,994 --> 00:16:26,031
As more people die, the city
will be looking to new resources

381
00:16:26,099 --> 00:16:29,000
for water like my tribe!

382
00:16:29,068 --> 00:16:35,707
- And you can bet your boots, Detective,
that this time... - This is regrettable.

383
00:16:37,477 --> 00:16:41,847
You're supposed to be...
a noble people.

384
00:16:41,914 --> 00:16:44,064
I tire of this conversation.

385
00:16:44,184 --> 00:16:46,384
Do you have any last words?

386
00:16:46,452 --> 00:16:48,186
Yeah, I got some last words.

387
00:16:49,522 --> 00:16:51,323
Go suck an egg.

388
00:16:52,925 --> 00:16:55,494
Oh, yeah, go suck an egg.

389
00:16:55,561 --> 00:16:56,795
Suck an egg?

390
00:16:56,863 --> 00:17:00,198
Sounds like
you guys are having a great party.

391
00:17:00,266 --> 00:17:01,666
Why wasn't I invited?

392
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,614
Oh!

393
00:17:26,025 --> 00:17:27,373
It's playing. It's playing.

394
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:44,814
Son of a bitch.

395
00:17:48,881 --> 00:17:50,515
This is the greatest
movie I've ever seen.

396
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:51,883
Are you filming this, Ritchie?

397
00:17:51,951 --> 00:17:52,884
No. Come on, dude.

398
00:17:52,952 --> 00:17:53,885
That's-that's bootlegging.

399
00:17:53,953 --> 00:17:55,069
I'll get you a copy, don't bootleg.

400
00:18:02,161 --> 00:18:04,362
Okay, you want to dance?

401
00:18:15,808 --> 00:18:18,243
How about a little tainted tap water?

402
00:18:18,311 --> 00:18:19,377
Oh.

403
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:25,183
Yes! Yes!

404
00:18:33,718 --> 00:18:35,794
Great job, Rog.

405
00:18:35,861 --> 00:18:38,863
That's one... fried turkey.

406
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,472
All right.
Let's get out of here.

407
00:18:59,151 --> 00:19:02,354
We got 'em... baby.

408
00:19:09,328 --> 00:19:10,662
I miss you, kid.

409
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,963
Okay. Wow.

410
00:19:45,031 --> 00:19:48,311
I think that video says
more than I ever could.

411
00:19:49,058 --> 00:19:50,724
As does that.

412
00:19:52,964 --> 00:19:54,563
- Right.
- Mm-hmm.

413
00:19:55,545 --> 00:19:58,237
So... we're fired, yeah?

414
00:19:58,538 --> 00:19:59,616
Oh, absolutely.

415
00:19:59,684 --> 00:20:00,304
Yeah.

416
00:20:00,424 --> 00:20:02,928
Probably never should have been hired
in the first place, though, huh?

417
00:20:03,048 --> 00:20:04,405
That was my bad.

418
00:20:04,525 --> 00:20:05,608
Right, that's on you.

419
00:20:05,728 --> 00:20:07,696
Yeah, I probably won't be
here much longer myself.

420
00:20:07,816 --> 00:20:10,169
No, I don't imagine you will on
account of the...

421
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:13,462
I got something that might cheer us up...

422
00:20:13,582 --> 00:20:15,946
Aah... Who wants a little bit of...

423
00:20:16,771 --> 00:20:18,681
a little bit of deliciousness here?

424
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:19,489
I'm not gonna eat that.

425
00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:24,241
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