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So like you said, when
you come face-to-face with

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something like that, what
are you supposed to do?

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Oof!

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Oh, hey, buddy.

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Yeah, what's
going on there, pal?

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Oh, my God, I
just found a rat's nest.

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Slaughtered about 200 of 'em.

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200? Couldn't be. That's...
Jesus Christ...

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Oh, it's like, it's like
whole generations of those

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things have died at my hands, and...

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mothers, fathers, grandfathers,
little baby rats.

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Mmm, yeah.

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Wow.

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Well, you know, keep up the good work.

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Yeah.

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Sometimes I wonder though, if

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our lives are really more valuable
than theirs, you know what I mean?

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- Yeah.
- They are.

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Yeah.

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- Our lives are definitely...
- Yeah. Without a doubt.

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- Yeah.
- Without a doubt.

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If that makes you feel any better.

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Mm-hmm.

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- Yeah, well, I suppose I oughta...
- Get back to it?

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Yep. Jump right back
in there, tiger.

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Get on the horse.

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Charlie, bash, bash 'em up.

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- Do what you do best.
- Alright. Thanks, guys.

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Yep. Oh, God.

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I just gotta go to the bathroom.

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- Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Alright, man.

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He touched me with it.

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Ugh! God, what a life, huh?

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- Today's his birthday.
- Are you kidding me?

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Poor guy, on a day like this.

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We oughta do something nice for him.

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- Mm-hmm. Definitely.
- Yeah, absolutely.

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Oh! You want to get
him a new rat stick?

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That's a good idea.

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Abso... I was thinking maybe we
should throw him a surprise party.

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He is really bummed.

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I guess we could do
something nice for him.

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Definitely. Listen, for one day let's
make the poor bastard feel special.

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For one day let's make this lowly
rat killer feel like a king.

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Yes.

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In the simplest... Easiest...
way. ... easiest.

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I'm tired today, you know?

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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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Here it is. I got it!

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I'm thinking we go with a
Hawaiian

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trip-hop, underground luau theme.

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- Huh?
- What is that?

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- What even is that?
- Well, you know...

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I'll even hang around with this guy
Duncan from under the bridge...

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And he runs with this rough crowd

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and they're all into

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Hawaiian underground shit, you know?

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And I made a little list of stuff
that would really support that theme.

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"Fill bar with sand.

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Roast wild pig.

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Invite Duncan and crew."

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Ooh, this seems like
a whole lot of work.

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Uh, does anybody really even
like surprise parties anyway?

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You know?
I don't.

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What the hell's the matter with you?

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- How did you get so cynical?
- Cynical?

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You can't even get excited
to give your friend a party!

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I mean, giving somebody a
birthday party, a surprise party

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is one of the greatest
things you can do for him!

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Okay, Frank.
Alright.

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Alright, alright, well, maybe
we are being a little cynical.

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Clearly, this means a
lot to you, so, fine.

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We'll jump on board with the party.
What's the plan?

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Alright, the plan is you
guys execute this list.

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Mm-hmm.

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I am gonna take Charlie to the
spa for a day to distract him.

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Hold on a second.

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Why do you get to spend the day at
a spa while we do all the legwork?

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Because I got these two
coupons in the mail.

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Okay, I'm pregnant, and you
haven't offered me coupons or

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spa days or roasted pigs or
surprises or any-any of those

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fun things.

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Oh, oh, okay, well, in the
interest of not being cynical

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and, you know, doing shit for
other people, I'm gonna suggest

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that we give the two coupons to

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Dee and she does the spa thing.

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Surprise. Perfect.
Thank you.

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Alright, cool.

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I will take this coupon and sneak out
the back so Charlie doesn't see me.

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- Wait, wait.
- What, what? What?

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No, you have to take Charlie
with you to the spa.

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That's the whole thing.
You have to distract him.

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Oh... Shit.

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Yeah, Frank, you might be right
about us getting cynical.

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I just, I just jumped straight
to default and was gonna throw

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this second coupon in the trash.

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But the Charlie thing, yep,
we're doing the Charlie thing.

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Okay, I got it. I'm on it.

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Okay.

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Hey, Charlie!

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Okay, hey, listen, uh, you've
been really stressed, so I

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thought I would take you for
a spa day, just you and me.

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A what day?

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A spa day.

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What is this word "spa"?

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I feel like you're starting to say a
word, and you're not finishing it.

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Are you trying to say "spaghetti"?

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Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

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No, Charlie, I wasn't trying to
take you for a spaghetti day.

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Oh, God, you know what?

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It doesn't matter. It's okay.
That's alright.

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I'm doing something nice here.
I tell you what.

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Let's go to a movie.
Want to go to a movie?

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Dee, I go to movie or
a spaghetti place with you

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you know and ***?

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What if I guarantee you

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that nobody out there will put you

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into a bag and bash you
against a telephone pole?

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Would that comfort you at all?

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Nope. That's a guarantee you
can't make, Dee, alright?

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Alright, I tell you what...
That's why I'm building this little puppy.

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Yeah. Don't do...
And no one's getting bashed.

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Okay, I tell you what, Charlie.

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If you don't come with me to
the movie, I'm gonna take this

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raccoon of yours and I'm gonna
bash it into a telephone pole.

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No! I can't take any more
bashing today, alright?

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Okay, let's go, let's go.

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This will be fun!
Alright, let's go.

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- Dennis.
- Yeah?

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Why don't you check that box of tiki
torches, start setting those up?

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What this?
Yeah, that box there.

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What is this?

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We didn't put this in here.

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Surprise!

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What is that? What'd you do?

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I got you a present, bro!

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I'm trying to be less cynical,
and Frank is totally right.

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The surprise is the way to go!

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So you got me a gift?

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Yes! Yeah, while we were
picking out the decorations, I

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slipped out and I got you something
I think you're gonna gonna like.

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Okay, alright. Ooh!
Ooh! Okay. Uh!

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Ah!

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Oh! Oh, a shirt!

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I love this shirt!

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Oh, that's great, man!

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Thank you.

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Hey. No, this isn't the
shirt that I picked out.

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Yeah. No. Well, no.
What is this?

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It's the shirt that I...
that I picked out.

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But that's cool.

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Here's the thing, man.

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I-I got a little suspicious
when you slipped out earlier,

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and so I followed you into the
store, and I saw that you were

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about to make a really bad
choice, and then you did make

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that choice and you bought that other
shirt, and it was a bad shirt.

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It was an ugly shirt.
Hideous really.

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So I grabbed that shirt out
of the bag when you weren't

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looking and I returned it and
bought myself this shirt

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which isn't hideous.

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And so, surprise.

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That was a good shirt.

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No.

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This brings me no joy at all.
I feel nothing.

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I feel...
I feel like you just, you stole

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money from me, and then you
bought yourself a shirt.

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A shirt with your money.

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Yeah.

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No, that is what happened.

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That is a ridiculous
price and you know it!

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Supposing I bought a pig unseasoned
and dressed it myself?

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Then what? What then?

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Well, that's not what Jerry
Carelli said, asshole!

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Ha! Pitting two pig dealers
against each other.

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Ah, sure.

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Frank, are you sure
about this luau thing?

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I mean, it's a ton of work.

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Yeah. Does Charlie even
know what a luau is?

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I doubt Charlie can even
say the word "luau."

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I mean, how do you know that's
what he wants?

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Because I read it in his dream book.

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In his what? His dream book?

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Yeah. Charlie keeps a book
of dreams and aspirations.

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They're mostly in pictures
and symbols, but he has been

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obsessing about this luau thing since
we met Duncan under the bridge.

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Okay, now, my first instinct:

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When you say things about
meeting people under bridges,

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it's to, it's to berate you
for hanging out with people

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under a bridge and to say to
you, "Why do you hang out with

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these... with these people?
You and Charlie shouldn't be..."

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But I'm not gonna say anything because
I don't want to be cynical anymore.

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I'm not going to say anything.

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I'm just...
Maybe the bridge is exciting.

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No.
The bridge is awesome.

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Ooh.
It's probably pretty cool.

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Hold on a second. Hold.

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Hey, it's the other pig guy.

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Ah, so you come crawling back,
you cheap sack of shit.

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Oh, you can't bring food into the theater.

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No, I'm not. I bought it over there
with that food.

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- No, you didn't.
- How do you know that?

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Because we don't serve spaghetti...

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and I just watched you walk in with it.

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A moment, please.

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Dee, do me a favor and pop
this in your purse real quick.

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No, absolutely not.

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No. Why do you have to
bring spaghetti...?

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You caught me hankering for
spaghetti and I want it.

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Just eat it, then.
Eat it fast and we'll go.

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No, I want to enjoy it
and watch the movie.

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It's going to make a mess in my purse.

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I'm leaving because the spaghetti
is the whole deal for me.

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Goddamn it. Just... Goddamn it.
Just put it in. Be careful.

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You are... this is so stupid.

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And there we go!

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- Got rid of it.
- Great. Thank you.

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Okay.
Look at this place, Dee.

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Look at the size of the place.

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What does 3-D even stand for?

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Third dimension.

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Just... please stop talking.

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Third dimen...
What dimension are we in?

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Shh! Charlie, I don't know.

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Shh!

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Isn't stuff, like,
supposed to pop out at us?

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I don't know. I'm not sure.

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Let's watch and find out, okay?
Whoa!

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Did you see that?

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Yeah. Yeah, I saw that.

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That came, like, right at you.

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Is this safe?

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Are you kidding me?

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I don't know.

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Take the glasses off if
you're uncomfortable, okay?

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But then everything's, like, blurry.

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Then put the glasses
on and shut the hell up.

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- Shh!
- You shh!

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See, then, stuff's not safe.

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Uh-oh.

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Whoa.

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What happened to my meatball?

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Hey, would you shut up?

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Oh, no, you know what happened?
When I...

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- I bet it flew off when I...
- Okay, you are a sleuth.

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You've gotten to the bottom of it.

246
00:09:27,165 --> 00:09:28,432
That's very exciting.
Now shut up.

247
00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:29,100
Let me just find it.

248
00:09:29,167 --> 00:09:31,168
- I'm sorry, did you see a meatball...
- Charlie, sit down.

249
00:09:31,236 --> 00:09:31,836
Oh, my God, Charlie.

250
00:09:31,903 --> 00:09:33,504
I swear to God, if you don't sit
down and shut up and watch the

251
00:09:33,572 --> 00:09:34,505
movie, I'm going to attack you.

252
00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:36,507
I don't care how pregnant I am,
I am going to get out of this

253
00:09:36,575 --> 00:09:37,508
seat, I'm going to attack you.

254
00:09:37,576 --> 00:09:39,510
- I got it, got it, got it...
- Oh, you got it? Okay, good.

255
00:09:39,578 --> 00:09:40,511
Sit down.

256
00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:42,179
- Got the meatball.
- Sit down!

257
00:09:42,247 --> 00:09:44,181
- Quiet down!
- The movie's boring.

258
00:09:44,249 --> 00:09:44,849
You... You...!

259
00:09:44,916 --> 00:09:47,818
How could you...
You're not watching the movie.

260
00:09:50,021 --> 00:09:52,156
Ugh. Uh-uh.

261
00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:53,991
Aah, you're not gonna like this.

262
00:09:54,059 --> 00:09:54,992
What happened?

263
00:09:55,060 --> 00:09:56,160
Ah, nuts.

264
00:09:56,228 --> 00:09:58,996
Some-some spaghetti kind of like
spilled in your purse a little bit.

265
00:09:59,064 --> 00:10:00,364
Oh, shit.
Want your spaghetti, Charlie?

266
00:10:00,432 --> 00:10:01,699
Want your spaghetti?
Here's your spaghetti.

267
00:10:01,766 --> 00:10:03,734
Oh, don't dump it on
the ground like that.

268
00:10:03,802 --> 00:10:05,136
Shut up and watch the movie.

269
00:10:05,203 --> 00:10:06,937
I don't want to shut up
and watch the movie.

270
00:10:07,005 --> 00:10:08,772
Can't eat spaghetti,
can't follow the movie.

271
00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,207
Doesn't make sense.
I'm going back to the bar.

272
00:10:10,275 --> 00:10:10,908
Good. Good. Go to the bar.

273
00:10:10,976 --> 00:10:12,343
- I'm taking the spaghetti with me.
- Excuse me.

274
00:10:12,410 --> 00:10:13,344
Are you kidding me?

275
00:10:13,411 --> 00:10:15,679
Are you kidding me?

276
00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:20,317
Dude, I just saw another rat.

277
00:10:20,385 --> 00:10:21,051
Yeah, I know.

278
00:10:21,119 --> 00:10:22,586
There's definitely a ton of
rats in here, that's for sure.

279
00:10:22,654 --> 00:10:24,522
I see him! I see him!
Oh, shit.

280
00:10:24,589 --> 00:10:25,856
- We gotta distract him.
- Yeah.

281
00:10:25,924 --> 00:10:27,291
I'll tell him the keg exploded.

282
00:10:27,359 --> 00:10:28,959
No, that's a stupid idea.
That's a stupid idea.

283
00:10:29,027 --> 00:10:29,960
We're going with the burst pipe.

284
00:10:30,028 --> 00:10:31,407
Uh, I like the keg idea.

285
00:10:31,527 --> 00:10:32,631
Your idea is so stupid...

286
00:10:32,751 --> 00:10:34,361
Let's go with the burst pipe...

287
00:10:35,812 --> 00:10:37,201
Hey, Charlie, Charlie!

288
00:10:37,269 --> 00:10:38,202
Charlie boy!

289
00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:40,271
Hey, where'd you get
those glasses, bud?

290
00:10:40,338 --> 00:10:41,238
Oh, these?

291
00:10:41,306 --> 00:10:43,240
They're just, like, third
dimension glasses, you know?

292
00:10:43,308 --> 00:10:45,943
Don't really work, though,
'cause I feel like I'm still

293
00:10:46,011 --> 00:10:48,078
seeing stuff in whatever
dimension we live in.

294
00:10:48,146 --> 00:10:51,815
Right. Well, listen, um, you can't really
go in the bar right now, bro.

295
00:10:51,883 --> 00:10:52,583
Why not?

296
00:10:52,651 --> 00:10:54,251
Well, because a keg exploded.

297
00:10:54,319 --> 00:10:55,252
Holy shit. Can that happen?

298
00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:58,622
A piece of metal flew off the keg
and hit Dennis right in the dick.

299
00:10:58,690 --> 00:10:59,990
Holy shit. Are you okay?

300
00:11:00,058 --> 00:11:02,026
Yeah... No, I-I'm fine.

301
00:11:02,093 --> 00:11:03,194
I'm fine. I got lucky.

302
00:11:03,261 --> 00:11:04,728
It mashed right into it.

303
00:11:04,796 --> 00:11:06,564
We all thought he was gonna lose it.

304
00:11:06,631 --> 00:11:08,566
Charlie, it lumped it up and
mangled it like a chicken

305
00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:09,233
potpie down there.

306
00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:10,868
Dickless Dennis.

307
00:11:10,936 --> 00:11:12,303
That's what we should call
him now... Dickless Dennis.

308
00:11:12,370 --> 00:11:13,871
No, no, no.
It's totally fine.

309
00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:17,074
Oh, Dickless Dennis.

310
00:11:17,142 --> 00:11:20,778
Oh, Dick... But it doesn't apply
because my totally went back to

311
00:11:20,845 --> 00:11:21,946
normal, and it's fine now.

312
00:11:22,013 --> 00:11:23,781
I'll show it to you.
I don't want to see it.

313
00:11:23,848 --> 00:11:25,382
Anyway, moving on, how was the spa?

314
00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:26,417
Spa?

315
00:11:26,484 --> 00:11:28,485
Oh, spaghetti?

316
00:11:28,553 --> 00:11:29,520
How's my spaghetti?

317
00:11:29,588 --> 00:11:30,469
Dee threw it on the floor.

318
00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:31,522
No, no, the spa.

319
00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:32,590
The spa that Dee took you to.

320
00:11:32,657 --> 00:11:34,325
Oh, no, she took me to a movie.

321
00:11:34,392 --> 00:11:35,326
Yeah, it was lame.

322
00:11:35,393 --> 00:11:36,093
I couldn't understand it.

323
00:11:36,161 --> 00:11:37,194
Made no sense.

324
00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:40,036
That cynical bitch.

325
00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:45,002
Hello. I would like to redeem
this coupon and go ahead

326
00:11:45,070 --> 00:11:46,370
and toss this one in the trash for me.

327
00:11:46,438 --> 00:11:47,705
Busted!
Ah, see!

328
00:11:47,772 --> 00:11:49,106
Oh, busted, Dee.
You're so busted.

329
00:11:49,174 --> 00:11:51,175
What?
What are you guys doing here?

330
00:11:51,243 --> 00:11:54,211
I'm taking Charlie to the
spa because he's stressed.

331
00:11:54,279 --> 00:11:56,213
A keg exploded in the bar,
blew Dennis's dick off.

332
00:11:56,281 --> 00:11:58,215
No, no...
Oh, it's a mess down there.

333
00:11:58,283 --> 00:12:00,017
No, my...
My dick is fine, Dee.

334
00:12:00,085 --> 00:12:01,018
Let me have those coupons.

335
00:12:01,086 --> 00:12:02,019
No, you said I can have them.

336
00:12:02,087 --> 00:12:04,188
Dee, you were supposed
to take Charlie.

337
00:12:04,256 --> 00:12:05,956
Yeah, I tried to take Charlie,
but he refused to go.

338
00:12:06,024 --> 00:12:08,392
What is your spaghetti policy here?

339
00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:09,627
Are you hearing this?

340
00:12:09,694 --> 00:12:10,594
Are you hearing this?

341
00:12:10,662 --> 00:12:12,563
He doesn't belong in a
place like this, you guys.

342
00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:14,231
Alright, come on,
we're wasting time.

343
00:12:14,299 --> 00:12:16,567
Go get Duncan and the bridge
crew and bring them to the bar.

344
00:12:16,635 --> 00:12:18,602
I'll occupy Charlie.
No.

345
00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:21,272
Where's the robes?

346
00:12:25,110 --> 00:12:28,045
I think this is it, right here.

347
00:12:28,113 --> 00:12:29,647
This is sketchy as hell.

348
00:12:30,882 --> 00:12:31,682
Yeah.

349
00:12:37,155 --> 00:12:40,090
Hey, um, yeah, we're
looking for Duncan.

350
00:12:42,227 --> 00:12:43,527
Oh, let's go.

351
00:12:43,595 --> 00:12:45,796
Oh, yeah, we should take
that as a sign, right?

352
00:12:47,799 --> 00:12:49,018
Yeah. Oh.

353
00:12:50,264 --> 00:12:51,959
Come on.

354
00:12:52,079 --> 00:12:53,919
Yeah?

355
00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:56,006
Hey.

356
00:12:56,074 --> 00:12:59,510
Hey. Hey.

357
00:12:59,577 --> 00:13:01,512
You pregnant.

358
00:13:06,384 --> 00:13:08,319
One more time.

359
00:13:08,386 --> 00:13:10,321
What is happening in here?

360
00:13:10,388 --> 00:13:11,555
I don't know.

361
00:13:11,623 --> 00:13:13,924
Come on, no Alright, uh, Mr.
Duncan,

362
00:13:13,992 --> 00:13:16,093
we were wondering if we
could talk to you about...

363
00:13:16,161 --> 00:13:16,960
I ain't no Duncan.

364
00:13:17,028 --> 00:13:19,563
It's this nigga right here about
to go level three and shit.

365
00:13:19,631 --> 00:13:20,564
That's Duncan.

366
00:13:20,632 --> 00:13:21,498
Oh... you're Duncan.

367
00:13:21,566 --> 00:13:24,501
Uh, Mr. Duncan, we were wondering if you
could come to a surprise party for Charlie.

368
00:13:24,569 --> 00:13:26,270
Who?
Charlie.

369
00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:27,404
He's Frank's friend.

370
00:13:27,472 --> 00:13:30,140
It's my understanding you guys have
all been hanging out under a bridge.

371
00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:30,908
Oh, yeah, Frank.

372
00:13:30,975 --> 00:13:32,109
I know that bitch.

373
00:13:32,177 --> 00:13:34,645
Okay, hey, listen, Frank
mentioned that you might be

374
00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:36,113
willing to...
Oh, shit!

375
00:13:36,181 --> 00:13:38,649
Level three, son!
Yeah, level three!

376
00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:42,019
This is bizarre, okay?

377
00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:44,355
Charlie should not have anything
to do with these people.

378
00:13:44,389 --> 00:13:45,989
No.
They are deranged.

379
00:13:46,057 --> 00:13:47,991
You know what? Frank has too
much influence over this whole

380
00:13:48,059 --> 00:13:48,992
thing, alright?

381
00:13:49,060 --> 00:13:50,928
I think we gotta stop and think
about what Charlie wants.

382
00:13:50,995 --> 00:13:52,930
Yeah, I think we need to get
our hands on Charlie's dream

383
00:13:52,997 --> 00:13:55,099
book and we need to figure out
what that kid wants ourselves.

384
00:13:56,234 --> 00:13:56,834
Mother pus bucket.

385
00:13:56,901 --> 00:14:00,137
You piece of shit, you broke my wall!

386
00:14:00,205 --> 00:14:01,972
We have company here.

387
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:04,241
Should we call the police?

388
00:14:04,309 --> 00:14:05,743
Oh, you know what, let's
just go, let's just go.

389
00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:07,211
No, no, no, no, no.
Let's get the hell out of here.

390
00:14:07,278 --> 00:14:09,880
Alright.

391
00:14:12,217 --> 00:14:14,017
Charlie, let's go.

392
00:14:14,085 --> 00:14:14,918
Get in here.

393
00:14:14,986 --> 00:14:16,487
Oh, oh, oh.

394
00:14:16,554 --> 00:14:19,890
Hey, guys, the management needs
everybody to get out, because

395
00:14:19,958 --> 00:14:22,359
they caught a guy jerking off in
here and they're going to send

396
00:14:22,427 --> 00:14:24,561
in a crew to wipe down the loads.

397
00:14:24,629 --> 00:14:26,196
Go ahead, go on, let's go.

398
00:14:26,264 --> 00:14:27,598
God, it's terrible.

399
00:14:27,665 --> 00:14:29,600
It's really disgusting.

400
00:14:31,703 --> 00:14:33,971
Get rid of all the strange dongs.

401
00:14:34,038 --> 00:14:35,472
Ah.

402
00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:37,441
Yeah, a little bit.

403
00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:38,409
I don't get it, man.

404
00:14:38,476 --> 00:14:41,011
What's so relaxing about sitting
around in a hot, wet room?

405
00:14:41,079 --> 00:14:42,713
It's all about opening
up your pores, Charlie.

406
00:14:42,781 --> 00:14:43,480
Yeah.

407
00:14:43,548 --> 00:14:45,482
Yeah, take your robe off.

408
00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:47,151
Yeah, that's it.

409
00:14:47,218 --> 00:14:49,547
You got your clothes on.

410
00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:51,115
- Get your clothes off.
- What? No.

411
00:14:51,235 --> 00:14:53,300
I can't get naked in public.

412
00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:55,859
Suit yourself, alright?

413
00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:58,595
I am gonna roast like a pig.

414
00:14:58,715 --> 00:15:00,183
OK, I'm gonna eat the spaghetti.

415
00:15:05,119 --> 00:15:06,475
Oh, guys, guys, guys.

416
00:15:06,595 --> 00:15:07,652
Hey, this is it.

417
00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:12,543
Yeah, look at this...
Pictures and symbols.

418
00:15:12,610 --> 00:15:14,812
I don't see anything about
our stupid luau, but, uh...

419
00:15:14,879 --> 00:15:16,346
This looks weird.

420
00:15:16,414 --> 00:15:17,981
What is that?
What do you make of it, guys?

421
00:15:18,049 --> 00:15:23,587
Looks like a drawing of a pair of
jeans, a plus sign and a chicken.

422
00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:25,689
Denim... chicken.

423
00:15:25,757 --> 00:15:27,357
Denim chicken.

424
00:15:27,425 --> 00:15:30,894
Okay, guys, my gut is telling me
to throw this book in the trash.

425
00:15:30,962 --> 00:15:32,262
Well, yeah.
It's absolute nonsense.

426
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:32,930
Uh-huh.

427
00:15:32,997 --> 00:15:34,932
I think we're all feeling the
same thing, but I think we need

428
00:15:34,999 --> 00:15:35,966
to fight that instinct.

429
00:15:36,034 --> 00:15:38,235
We have to throw a party for Charlie.
It's so simple.

430
00:15:38,303 --> 00:15:39,903
If we can't do that, what
does that say about us?

431
00:15:39,971 --> 00:15:41,438
You're right, you're right.
This isn't about us.

432
00:15:41,506 --> 00:15:42,840
Let's not be cynical.
Let's do what the kid wants.

433
00:15:42,907 --> 00:15:46,276
Yeah. If he wants a worm...
hat... Worm hat.

434
00:15:46,344 --> 00:15:46,944
Worm hat.

435
00:15:47,011 --> 00:15:49,613
Okay, how do we get him a worm hat,
'cause I don't know what that is.

436
00:15:49,681 --> 00:15:51,381
Maybe there's a drawing, or...
What is that?

437
00:15:51,449 --> 00:15:53,050
- That's a bird with teeth.
- It sure is.

438
00:15:53,117 --> 00:15:55,085
Okay, look, we don't have a
lot of time, so let's just

439
00:15:55,153 --> 00:15:56,053
figure out the best we can do.

440
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,120
We can do it, we can do it.

441
00:15:57,188 --> 00:15:58,589
Alright, we'll do these things.

442
00:15:58,656 --> 00:16:00,624
We'll do these things, okay.

443
00:16:06,055 --> 00:16:08,537
Dude, how much longer do
we have to stay in here?

444
00:16:08,657 --> 00:16:09,791
Come on, just relax.

445
00:16:09,858 --> 00:16:11,192
Take your clothes off.

446
00:16:11,260 --> 00:16:12,794
I feel trapped in here, Frank.

447
00:16:12,861 --> 00:16:13,695
Huh?

448
00:16:13,762 --> 00:16:16,030
I'm trapped like a rat.

449
00:16:16,098 --> 00:16:18,800
Holy shit, I'm trapped
like a rat, aren't I?

450
00:16:18,867 --> 00:16:20,702
- No, you're not, Charlie.
- I'm a rat in here.

451
00:16:20,769 --> 00:16:21,703
I'm a rat!

452
00:16:21,770 --> 00:16:24,405
I'm trapped like a...

453
00:16:24,473 --> 00:16:25,340
I got to get out of here.

454
00:16:25,407 --> 00:16:26,140
Calm down, Charlie.

455
00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:28,743
I'm tired of being in weird places,
Frank, 'cause I'm trapped like a rat.

456
00:16:28,811 --> 00:16:30,244
Calm down, Charlie, calm down.

457
00:16:30,312 --> 00:16:31,579
- Relax.
- Okay, alright, alright.

458
00:16:31,647 --> 00:16:32,914
I got to get out of here!
Now calm down.

459
00:16:32,982 --> 00:16:33,648
How do I get this off?

460
00:16:35,918 --> 00:16:37,318
Charlie, no, no.

461
00:16:37,386 --> 00:16:38,619
Take it easy, Charlie.

462
00:16:38,687 --> 00:16:39,554
Just bash me, Frank.

463
00:16:39,621 --> 00:16:41,222
No, I'm not going to
bash you, Charlie.

464
00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:42,190
Just bash me like a rat.

465
00:16:42,257 --> 00:16:44,774
Bash me like a rat and get it over with.

466
00:16:44,894 --> 00:16:46,806
Oh, sorry guys.

467
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,752
Just let me know when you're done.

468
00:16:49,264 --> 00:16:50,919
I'm the guy who wipes down the loads.

469
00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,342
I'm not wearing the stupid
thing, and that's it.

470
00:17:01,410 --> 00:17:02,243
It's a lei.

471
00:17:02,311 --> 00:17:04,145
Surprise!

472
00:17:04,213 --> 00:17:05,747
What the shit is this?

473
00:17:05,814 --> 00:17:06,781
Where's my luau?

474
00:17:06,849 --> 00:17:08,783
Well, we went around you, Frank.
Yeah.

475
00:17:08,851 --> 00:17:10,284
- Happy birthday, Charlie.
- Happy birthday.

476
00:17:10,352 --> 00:17:11,619
Happy birthday?

477
00:17:11,687 --> 00:17:15,656
Oh, is that why you guys were doing
all that weird shit with me today?

478
00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:17,992
Yeah. We were trying to distract
you so we could plan your party.

479
00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:19,560
Thanks, guys.
Yeah.

480
00:17:19,628 --> 00:17:20,661
It's not my birthday, though.

481
00:17:20,729 --> 00:17:22,196
Huh?
It's not your birthday?

482
00:17:22,264 --> 00:17:25,066
Nope.
No, dicks, it's my birthday.

483
00:17:25,134 --> 00:17:27,235
What?
Are you kidding me?

484
00:17:27,302 --> 00:17:28,202
No, I'm not kidding you.

485
00:17:28,270 --> 00:17:29,270
Wait, wait a second.

486
00:17:29,338 --> 00:17:32,373
Were you trying to get us to
plan your surprise party?

487
00:17:32,441 --> 00:17:34,575
Why wouldn't you just
plan it yourself?

488
00:17:34,643 --> 00:17:35,610
Well, that's lame.

489
00:17:35,677 --> 00:17:39,680
I mean, this way I get my
surprise party and I give you

490
00:17:39,748 --> 00:17:42,550
the satisfaction of doing
something nice for somebody.

491
00:17:42,618 --> 00:17:44,852
Oh, my God.
That is not doing something nice.

492
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,487
That is tricking us.
Son of a bitch.

493
00:17:46,555 --> 00:17:47,889
Where's Duncan?
Where's Dunc...?

494
00:17:47,956 --> 00:17:49,424
You should not be hanging
out with Duncan.

495
00:17:49,491 --> 00:17:50,992
You should not be associating
people like that.

496
00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:52,093
I'm saying, I don't care.

497
00:17:52,161 --> 00:17:53,127
It's coming out of my mouth.

498
00:17:53,195 --> 00:17:55,096
Those weird bridge
people that are like...?

499
00:17:55,164 --> 00:17:57,765
Yeah. All that, like,
Hawwoowin lauow?

500
00:17:57,833 --> 00:17:59,434
I knew it, I knew he couldn't say it.

501
00:17:59,501 --> 00:18:00,768
Luau, luau.
Luau.

502
00:18:00,836 --> 00:18:01,536
What is it, you know?

503
00:18:01,603 --> 00:18:03,171
I mean, it's the weird...
Hello?

504
00:18:03,238 --> 00:18:04,772
Hang on.
Oh, yeah.

505
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,507
What do we got going
on over here, guys?

506
00:18:06,575 --> 00:18:09,210
Okay, well, Charlie, when we
thought it was your birthday, we

507
00:18:09,278 --> 00:18:11,112
went through your dream book and
we tried to recreate some of the

508
00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:12,013
stuff we found in there.

509
00:18:12,081 --> 00:18:14,282
Yes, that's... okay.

510
00:18:14,349 --> 00:18:16,617
Um... denim chicken?

511
00:18:16,685 --> 00:18:17,552
Yes!

512
00:18:17,619 --> 00:18:18,753
Denim chicken.

513
00:18:18,821 --> 00:18:20,855
Now I got to reroute the pig delivery.

514
00:18:20,923 --> 00:18:21,689
Nobody gives a shit.

515
00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:22,897
Okay.

516
00:18:22,964 --> 00:18:25,699
And I'm assuming the
teeth are fake, yes?

517
00:18:25,767 --> 00:18:28,669
Yes, well, they're not real
human teeth if that's what

518
00:18:28,737 --> 00:18:29,470
you're asking.

519
00:18:29,538 --> 00:18:33,074
No, I mean, did you discover a
bird with teeth in this fashion?

520
00:18:33,141 --> 00:18:35,543
That does not exist in nature.
Okay.

521
00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:36,811
I'm not sure about that.

522
00:18:36,878 --> 00:18:38,379
But either way, good glue work.

523
00:18:38,447 --> 00:18:41,248
Do any of you assholes
want to know how old I am?

524
00:18:41,316 --> 00:18:42,149
Whatever, Frank.

525
00:18:42,217 --> 00:18:44,911
Nobody... Alright so...
So, Charlie, this is my favorite part.

526
00:18:45,031 --> 00:18:47,888
We weren't quite sure what
a worm hat was, right?

527
00:18:47,956 --> 00:18:49,090
So we made a few of them.

528
00:18:49,157 --> 00:18:50,257
This is the first one.

529
00:18:50,325 --> 00:18:51,786
It's a hat made of worms, okay?

530
00:18:51,906 --> 00:18:54,894
And then option number two
is a hat that you put on

531
00:18:55,146 --> 00:18:57,443
and if you do that you look
like maybe you're a worm.

532
00:18:57,563 --> 00:19:00,957
Right... And then the third one... and
this is the best one, Charlie...

533
00:19:01,077 --> 00:19:03,304
is a hat for your worm.

534
00:19:03,371 --> 00:19:06,540
Oh, your teeny tiny little worm gets a teeny
tiny little hat. If you want him to be fancy.

535
00:19:06,608 --> 00:19:09,692
So which was is it? Which one were you
talking about? Yeah, who's right?

536
00:19:09,812 --> 00:19:11,568
Well, I don't recall
every writing worm hat.

537
00:19:11,688 --> 00:19:13,487
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was in
your dream book. Your...

538
00:19:13,607 --> 00:19:15,697
Oh...
"Wormhat."

539
00:19:15,817 --> 00:19:17,378
Yeah, that's a German guy.

540
00:19:17,498 --> 00:19:19,310
His name is Hans Wormhat.

541
00:19:19,430 --> 00:19:20,431
He appears in my dreams.

542
00:19:20,548 --> 00:19:23,149
He drive a biplane and he shoots it
at me and I run through a field.

543
00:19:23,217 --> 00:19:24,618
You know what, you guys blow.

544
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,486
I'm gonna go find Duncan.

545
00:19:26,554 --> 00:19:28,455
Go, go!
Go!

546
00:19:28,523 --> 00:19:31,725
Guys, wow, the denim chicken,
the bird with teeth,

547
00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:33,627
Wormhat's worm hat.

548
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:35,595
I mean, I don't know what to say, man.

549
00:19:35,663 --> 00:19:37,564
This is just what I needed today.

550
00:19:37,632 --> 00:19:38,942
Guess what, buddy?
There's one more thing.

551
00:19:42,103 --> 00:19:44,104
Is that what I think it is?

552
00:19:44,171 --> 00:19:46,072
That's a new rat stick, dude.

553
00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:48,508
And you can bash up a whole
bunch of rats with one quick

554
00:19:48,576 --> 00:19:49,576
strike, so it's more humane.

555
00:19:49,644 --> 00:19:50,592
Yeah?

556
00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:54,347
Oh, man.

557
00:19:54,415 --> 00:19:55,682
Well, what do you...?
Oh, you like it?

558
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:57,951
What do you think?
I love it.

559
00:19:58,019 --> 00:19:59,286
I mean...
Ah.

560
00:19:59,353 --> 00:20:02,889
I don't know what to say, 'cause
no one's ever really, um...

561
00:20:02,957 --> 00:20:04,491
I don't know what to say, guys.

562
00:20:04,559 --> 00:20:06,092
You don't have to say anything, man.

563
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:09,129
Maybe I could give it a quick
whirl around the basement and

564
00:20:09,196 --> 00:20:11,264
see if I can kill a couple rats.

565
00:20:11,332 --> 00:20:12,632
Yeah, absolutely.
You've earned it.

566
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:14,801
You should, you should.
Go bash 'em up, buddy.

567
00:20:17,114 --> 00:20:18,405
Whoo!

568
00:20:19,607 --> 00:20:22,089
What a life.

569
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:25,982
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