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Look what Charlie and I found.

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Look at this.

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Oh, God.
Ah!

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Get that way from me.
It reeks!

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What is that?

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Dude, this is our mail!
Look at that.

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It's our mail and it was in the sewer!

8
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What was our
mail doing in the sewer?

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I threw it in there.

10
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You turkeys never open it, so I just
started throwing it in the sewer.

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Why don't you just throw
it into the trash?

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Because if I threw it in the
trash, you would find it and

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then you would yell at me.

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Besides, I certainly never expected you
guys to be rooting around in the sewer.

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Uh, yeah.

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That brings up another issue.

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What are you two doing in the sewer?

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We always go in the sewer.

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Yeah, we hang out in the sewer.

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Why?
Why?

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There's stuff down there.

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Yeah, I mean, man, don't knock the
sewer till you've tried the sewer.

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You find all kinds of shit down there.

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But how are you so clean?

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We take our clothes off
so we don't get dirty.

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You guys!

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Okay, hang on a second, Dee.
We're getting into something here.

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Anything could be down there.

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It could be big stuff.

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Yeah. Rings, coins, nudity.

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That's all part of the fun.

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All kinds of stuff.

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The two of you are walking
around in the sewers naked,

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looking for rings and coins?

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You feel it with your feet.

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It's almost like clamming.

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You mash around with your feet?

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Okay, but, you guys!

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Oh, Dee, would you just knock it off?

40
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I want to know why these two are
rooting around in the sewer...

41
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- My water just broke!
- Drain could... what?

42
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Sync by Arcinboldi, honeybunny
& n17t01 www.addic7ed.com

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Out of my way.

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I've broken my water.

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There's a baby inside of
me running out of water!

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Dennis, that was amazing, dude.

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I've never seen anybody
drive that fast.

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You hit 120, 120!

49
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I almost stewed my drawers.

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She was screaming in my ear the
whole time, probably screwed

51
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my transmission up.

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Nice and easy, here we go.
Oh, yes.

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This is my ride.

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They've done this before.

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Thank you. All done with you.

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You can go.

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Hold on a second.
Where's the guy?

58
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Should we call the guy?
Get the guy down here?

59
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The guy.

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The guy who...
Oh, no, no. That guy.

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There's no guy.
What do you mean, there's no guy?

62
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There's no guy.
It's complicated.

63
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There's got to be a guy.
We'll go get the guy!

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We'll get the dad!
There's no guy, okay?

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Why don't you guys do what you
do best and don't care, okay?

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I got it from here.

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We can take it from
here, right, Michael?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, Michael and I got it.

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Thanks, guys.

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All right.

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Kind of rude, but, uh, I guess if we're
off the hook, let's head back to the bar.

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Yeah.
Yeah, I could get blitzed.

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No, no, no. Wait.
Stop, guys.

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No, this is not right.
Something is not right here.

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This is very suspicious.
Why?

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There's no guy in the picture?
So what?

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Well, you know what this means, right?

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There's no dad in the picture.

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That means the brunt of the responsibility
of this kid is going to fall on us.

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We're going to have to do everything.

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Oh.
You're right.

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Dee is, like, the most irresponsible
person on the planet.

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I mean, look what she was doing
with the mail, for Christ sakes!

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Oh, my God!

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We're going to be in
charge of the kid?

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No, this kid cannot become
our responsibility.

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I mean, look what this
kid has ruined already.

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He's ruined my transmission.

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He's ruined a perfectly
good sewer conversation.

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I still want to get to
the bottom of that one.

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What the hell?
We will.

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God knows what he's going
to ruin in the future.

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He is going to ruin everything!

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We got to find the dad!

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We got to find that dad!
You're right.

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We should find the dad.
Let's find the dad.

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The dad's responsible.
Let's find the dad.

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Let's find the dad.
Okay.

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I wonder if the dad even knows.

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I'll bet she's embarrassed.

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Too embarrassed to tell us because
she's bedded some real stinkers.

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You know what?
She might not even know, herself.

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No, well, there's always overlap.

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Any multiple number of-of sperms could
have gone up there and eaten the egg.

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There could be so many dads.

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No, sperm doesn't eat the egg.

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It doesn't eat the egg and
grow strong and become a baby?

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By the way, she's pregnant and
it's a guy, so let's get him.

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Let's find the guy.

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Why don't we just round up
the usual suspects, and then

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we'll figure out how many of them...
Somebody's got to stay here with her.

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Oh, you think so?
You're right, you're right.

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It should be...
Oh, it looks like it's going to be you.

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Why? What happened?

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Well, mostly because, you know, we're
all on this side and you're over there.

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What?

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Just because you guys
made it to one side?

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You didn't make it
to the side on time.

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Also, now we're backing out, and
you're kind of stuck there.

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I can back out.
Hey, we'll find the dad.

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You better find that dad.

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This is not fair.

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Just keep your eye on her.

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What-what are you doing?

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What-what are you doing?

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Get down!
No.

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I'm trying to make the tv go.

129
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You are standing on top
of a rolling chair.

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You're going to go flying through
that window for God sakes.

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Will you get down?
I'm serious.

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You get down, Dee.

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All right, all right,
all right, all right.

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I know, I know.
What are you thinking?

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Well, I'm trying to
watch my stories, okay?

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I have a very specific birth
plan and mostly it involves me

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watching my stories to relax, but I can't
get this goddamn tv to do anything.

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What are you... are you...
Knock it off!

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I'm mad at the...
Stop straining yourself.

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Go lie down.
Lie down now.

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God, this is exactly what
I was worried about, Dee.

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You see, I am going to have to
do everything because you are

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an irresponsible person who
stands atop rolling chairs and

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chooses to go flying through windows.

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Have the baby first.

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Have the stupid baby, then go flying
through all the windows you like.

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Oh, my...
Just lie there.

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Wait for the doctor.

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I will get your stories.

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God, this baby is becoming such
an irritating thing to me.

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Yeah.

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God, what an irritating
thing babies are.

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Oh my goodness.

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I'll figure you out,
you son of a bitch.

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What is going on?
Where is everybody?

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I thought this was
supposed to be a party.

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They'll be here.
You're early.

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Do you have anything to drink?

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The salt on the chips
dries out my mouth.

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I'll poke around the fridge
and see if there's anything.

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Where's the beer?
I forgot the beer.

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I'm sorry.
You didn't bring the beer?

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How are we supposed to know this
is a party if there's no beer?

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Well, I got wrapped up
in the invitations.

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It's a party with no beer.

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We don't want them thinking
it's an interrogation.

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Well, you give him a glass of water.

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Oh, hey.

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Party, party!

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All right. Hey!

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Hey, crick.
Ooh.

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Where the booze at?
What's up, fellas?

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Hey.

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Who invited cricket?

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I did, because I figured
it's a wild card.

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That's a stone you can leave unturned. I mean...
We don't have time for that bullshit.

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We got to get on this, all right?

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Let's just pick one and go.

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Hey, uh, bill?

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Can we talk to you for a sec,
maybe, uh, in this room?

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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah?

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Let's do this.
A little guy time.

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All right.
Guy time.

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Right, let's turn it up.

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Whoo!

186
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Let's get weird, buddy.
Let's get weird.

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Thanks for coming to the party, bill.

188
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Thanks for having me, guys, you know?

189
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It's good to get away from the wife
and kids for a little bit, you know?

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Let the hair down.

191
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So you're still with your wife
after all that shit with Dee?

192
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Yeah, well, I realized
I was a sex addict.

193
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I went to therapy.

194
00:06:02,911 --> 00:06:04,112
She forgave me for it.

195
00:06:04,179 --> 00:06:06,581
Oh, you're a sex addict, huh?

196
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That's crazy to be one of those.

197
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Yeah, you don't mind if I write
some of this down, do you?

198
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For what?

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Just keeping a log of the party.

200
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We like to do that.
Oh.

201
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Yeah, you know, a funny conversation
pops up, you want to remember it.

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No problem.

203
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Speaking of parties, you guys
want to do a little...

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Is that coke?

205
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Yeah, yeah, I picked up a
couple grams on the way over.

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Come on.

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Yeah, maybe a little bit
later, we can all partake.

208
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But for now, you know, we're just-just
a bunch of guys hanging out in a room.

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You know, dudes.

210
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Let's talk about dude stuff.

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I like dude stuff, yeah.
Like what?

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Oh, I don't know.

213
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Let's think about, like, uh,
what do guys talk about?

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Condoms!

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Right.

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I cannot stand the feel
of a condom on my dick.

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Oh my God.
I hate condoms.

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Hate 'em, hate 'em,
hate 'em, hate 'em.

219
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Yeah, yeah.

220
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I mean, the three of
us just don't use 'em.

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No.
How about you?

222
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No, me neither.
No, I can't stand them.

223
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Well, that's interesting.

224
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A sex addict who doesn't like condoms.

225
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That's why I had a vasectomy, guys.

226
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You had a vasectomy?

227
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Yep.

228
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You just winked when you said that.

229
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Did you have a vasectomy or not?

230
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No.

231
00:07:01,538 --> 00:07:05,930
But that's what I would tell the ladies,
so I didn't have to wear a condom.

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Oh, man!

233
00:07:08,985 --> 00:07:09,918
That is incredibly shady.

234
00:07:09,986 --> 00:07:10,918
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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What a beautiful underhanded thing.

236
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Yeah.

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It's disgusting.
Very underhanded.

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- You guys want to do a bump or what?
- I'll have a bump.

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I don't understand why there's not
a single room in this hospital...

240
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Well, I don't know where...
That has a working television.

241
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I want it, I want that
room, I want it now.

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I don't know where you think
I'm gonna get it from.

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I don't have any.

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If you do not get my sister
her stories and a new room as

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soon as possible, then I will
come down on this hospital like

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the hammer of Thor.

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The thunder of my vengeance will
echo through these corridors

248
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like the dust of a thousand winds!

249
00:07:44,988 --> 00:07:47,836
You know what?
I don't have time for this.

250
00:07:48,314 --> 00:07:49,815
I ain't going to jail over you.

251
00:07:49,883 --> 00:07:52,051
I will beat your ass and
think nothing of it.

252
00:07:52,118 --> 00:07:54,053
I'm not doing this with you today.

253
00:07:54,121 --> 00:07:55,154
I'm not. I'm not!

254
00:07:57,491 --> 00:07:58,918
What's the word on my stories?

255
00:07:58,957 --> 00:07:59,890
What are you doing?

256
00:07:59,958 --> 00:08:00,758
Why are you not in bed?

257
00:08:00,825 --> 00:08:02,626
Oh, I slipped out for a
quick sandwich and a soda.

258
00:08:02,694 --> 00:08:03,527
You left the hospital?

259
00:08:03,595 --> 00:08:04,361
Yeah, I was kind of hungry.

260
00:08:04,429 --> 00:08:06,196
Mostly, I was just getting bored.

261
00:08:06,264 --> 00:08:07,197
You know what I mean...?

262
00:08:07,265 --> 00:08:08,198
Dee, get in your room!

263
00:08:08,266 --> 00:08:10,033
You're drive... I-I...
It's so boring.

264
00:08:10,101 --> 00:08:12,353
- There's nothing going on in there.
- You get in your room. You get in your room!

265
00:08:12,473 --> 00:08:13,751
Get in here. Get in there.

266
00:08:13,871 --> 00:08:15,644
The lighting, and don't push me, though,
because I'm pregnant, and I don't...

267
00:08:15,764 --> 00:08:17,543
Get in the bed. Get in bed.
Wait a sec. What's this?

268
00:08:17,691 --> 00:08:18,282
What? I don't know.

269
00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:19,307
Why is there a strange man in my room?

270
00:08:19,388 --> 00:08:21,076
They probably slid this man in
here, thinking that you were

271
00:08:21,140 --> 00:08:23,570
never gonna use the room, so...
Well, that's no good.

272
00:08:23,683 --> 00:08:26,669
I don't want there to be a strange man
laying in my room who looks dead.

273
00:08:26,747 --> 00:08:27,899
Is he dead? Dennis, is he dead?

274
00:08:27,980 --> 00:08:29,387
I'm sure he's just sleeping, Dee.

275
00:08:29,492 --> 00:08:30,267
Get-get in bed.

276
00:08:30,332 --> 00:08:31,483
I'm gonna scream his face
and see if he wakes up.

277
00:08:31,564 --> 00:08:32,683
Do not scream in the man's face.

278
00:08:32,764 --> 00:08:35,995
I'll jiggle his ankle, and that will
determine whether he's alive or not.

279
00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:38,684
Excuse me, sir, are you...?
Well, you're very cold.

280
00:08:38,762 --> 00:08:40,748
He's very cold. Okay.
Hey! Hey, you!

281
00:08:40,852 --> 00:08:42,628
You, wake up right now
if you're not dead.

282
00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:44,531
All right, damn it, Dee, stop.
Oh, God, I think he's dead.

283
00:08:44,644 --> 00:08:45,556
Yeah. Yeah.
I think he's dead, Dennis.

284
00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:47,564
He's definitely dead.
Oh, why would they do that?

285
00:08:47,636 --> 00:08:50,668
Why would they put a dead old
man with paper skin in my room

286
00:08:50,724 --> 00:08:52,140
when I'm trying to give birth?

287
00:08:52,235 --> 00:08:52,891
I don't know.

288
00:08:52,980 --> 00:08:54,748
Because you weren't using the room,
Dee, and the hospital is very full.

289
00:08:54,852 --> 00:08:56,154
Oh, okay, well, this was
not part of my birth plan.

290
00:08:56,253 --> 00:08:58,322
This was not part of
my birth plan, sir.

291
00:08:58,428 --> 00:09:00,420
Get the nurse.
Get the nurse and get him out.

292
00:09:00,490 --> 00:09:01,148
Get him out of here.

293
00:09:01,244 --> 00:09:02,059
Getting the nurse is not
going to do any good.

294
00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:04,084
That woman is stubborn as shit.
Well, do something.

295
00:09:04,132 --> 00:09:05,747
You ought to do something,
'cause this is upsetting me.

296
00:09:05,844 --> 00:09:06,876
All right! All right!
And it's upsetting the baby.

297
00:09:06,939 --> 00:09:09,020
I hate all the responsibility that I
have that this baby is causing me.

298
00:09:09,108 --> 00:09:12,828
Yes, I will get this man out of your
room; I will think of something awesome.

299
00:09:16,827 --> 00:09:19,275
Listen, so things got pretty
hot and heavy with you and Dee

300
00:09:19,379 --> 00:09:20,460
back in the day, correct?

301
00:09:20,555 --> 00:09:21,756
That was over a year ago?

302
00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,442
Yeah. Yeah, she wasn't
very nice to me.

303
00:09:23,547 --> 00:09:24,668
So, what are we looking at?

304
00:09:24,771 --> 00:09:27,691
No contact with Dee after you dated,
or what's the deal here, bud?

305
00:09:27,788 --> 00:09:31,667
Well, no. She, um...
She contacted me for a while.

306
00:09:31,789 --> 00:09:33,060
Usually when she was drunk.

307
00:09:33,956 --> 00:09:35,579
Drunken late-night booty calls?

308
00:09:36,275 --> 00:09:41,843
No. She usually just yells at me, calls
me names, like army jerk, camo turkey.

309
00:09:41,947 --> 00:09:43,940
I know she's just drunk, so it's okay.

310
00:09:45,203 --> 00:09:46,531
Not okay. Not okay at all.

311
00:09:46,611 --> 00:09:47,819
You got to stand up for yourself, man.

312
00:09:47,932 --> 00:09:48,955
So, you haven't slept with her then?

313
00:09:49,037 --> 00:09:50,852
Uh, sometimes she tricks me.

314
00:09:52,068 --> 00:09:53,155
She tricks you?

315
00:09:53,219 --> 00:09:54,220
She tricks you how?

316
00:09:56,795 --> 00:09:58,092
To give her sex.

317
00:10:02,307 --> 00:10:04,204
She's a very manipulative person.

318
00:10:06,627 --> 00:10:08,788
Well, I-I'm sorry.

319
00:10:09,724 --> 00:10:11,220
Are you guys mad at me?

320
00:10:11,868 --> 00:10:17,332
No, man, we're not mad...
No. I mean... you know... okay.

321
00:10:17,419 --> 00:10:18,270
Get a grip, but...
Yeah.

322
00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:19,322
Really?

323
00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:22,003
Yeah. Uh, there's a room full of dudes
out there, so you might want to... yeah.

324
00:10:22,115 --> 00:10:23,731
Stop crying...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

325
00:10:23,868 --> 00:10:24,931
Before you come back out to the party.

326
00:10:24,995 --> 00:10:26,691
Pull it together, because,
you know, you're a soldier,

327
00:10:26,772 --> 00:10:28,492
and you should be tougher.

328
00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:29,971
Let's go.

329
00:10:30,868 --> 00:10:31,570
Thanks, guys.

330
00:10:31,675 --> 00:10:33,100
This is the guy who's
defending our country?

331
00:10:33,188 --> 00:10:34,627
Well, he's definitely a candidate.

332
00:10:34,690 --> 00:10:36,764
Oh, boys, the keg has arrived!

333
00:10:36,858 --> 00:10:39,933
Hey, Frank, this power outlet
is gonna explode, and you're

334
00:10:40,044 --> 00:10:41,619
gonna have to deal with that, okay?

335
00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:43,811
Duncan, go with it, baby.

336
00:10:43,885 --> 00:10:44,812
Yeah, let's go for it.

337
00:10:44,916 --> 00:10:45,731
Go for it.

338
00:10:46,668 --> 00:10:46,946
Yeah.

339
00:10:47,052 --> 00:10:48,748
Yo, Frank, we gonna set it off, bitch.

340
00:10:50,260 --> 00:10:51,100
What are your bridge
friends doing here?

341
00:10:51,228 --> 00:10:53,611
Well, you got to give it
the illusion of a party.

342
00:10:53,706 --> 00:10:55,643
It's got to be a guy's
night, that's why.

343
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,196
Are you high on blow?

344
00:10:57,284 --> 00:10:59,348
Whatever Duncan gave me.

345
00:10:59,452 --> 00:11:00,987
You don't even know
what you're high on?

346
00:11:01,084 --> 00:11:01,604
No.

347
00:11:01,738 --> 00:11:02,524
Hey!

348
00:11:03,283 --> 00:11:05,892
Yo, Charlie chuckles,
what's cracking, sunshine? Yeah.

349
00:11:06,003 --> 00:11:06,611
Hey.

350
00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:07,571
Hello, Kev.

351
00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:08,442
Little Kev.

352
00:11:09,219 --> 00:11:09,852
And you here.

353
00:11:09,923 --> 00:11:12,163
Ah.
I'll talk to you guys later.

354
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:14,027
Okay. Okay.

355
00:11:14,188 --> 00:11:15,482
What is little Kev doing here?

356
00:11:15,588 --> 00:11:19,956
Ell, you got to throw out a big net to
catch the fish that she was banging.

357
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:23,275
Party!

358
00:11:25,149 --> 00:11:26,011
It's a party, yo.

359
00:11:26,066 --> 00:11:27,660
Is that the bus boy from
the Korean restaurant?

360
00:11:27,763 --> 00:11:29,004
Yeah, yeah.

361
00:11:29,075 --> 00:11:30,027
She banged him.

362
00:11:35,140 --> 00:11:37,529
Now, are you sure we're not taking
this weekend at Bernie's

363
00:11:37,611 --> 00:11:38,476
thing too far?

364
00:11:38,571 --> 00:11:40,147
'Cause I'm worried the
sunglasses are ridiculous.

365
00:11:40,229 --> 00:11:41,531
No. The sunglasses
lighten the mood.

366
00:11:41,676 --> 00:11:42,212
Yeah.

367
00:11:42,331 --> 00:11:44,066
Make the whole thing feel like
a fun, fun romp, you know?

368
00:11:44,172 --> 00:11:44,668
Hi.

369
00:11:44,763 --> 00:11:45,507
Hi, ladies. Hi. Yeah.

370
00:11:45,596 --> 00:11:46,604
Good afternoon.

371
00:11:46,676 --> 00:11:49,108
Without the sunglasses, weekend
at Bernie's would have been very dark.

372
00:11:49,180 --> 00:11:50,107
Yeah. Strange movie.

373
00:11:50,195 --> 00:11:50,844
Very strange tale.

374
00:11:50,915 --> 00:11:51,452
Yeah.

375
00:11:51,548 --> 00:11:52,300
Hey there, Mr. Craig.

376
00:11:55,516 --> 00:11:58,284
Okay. Okay, the waving thing's
awesome, that's true, yeah.

377
00:11:58,355 --> 00:11:59,100
Yeah, it's pretty sweet, right...?

378
00:11:59,180 --> 00:11:59,659
Yeah.

379
00:11:59,924 --> 00:12:00,651
Okay, now, what's our plan here?

380
00:12:00,738 --> 00:12:02,963
Are we just gonna throw him in
the trash, or are we gonna find,

381
00:12:03,044 --> 00:12:05,212
like, a laundry shoot, fire him
down that, or what are we doing?

382
00:12:05,260 --> 00:12:05,756
What? No.

383
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,715
Just gonna drop him in one of these
rooms if I can find an empty one.

384
00:12:07,788 --> 00:12:10,212
No, but that way, somebody could find
him and put him back in my room.

385
00:12:10,315 --> 00:12:11,172
That's a good point.

386
00:12:11,235 --> 00:12:13,291
Or maybe we could stuff him in a
drawer, or, like, jam him in a

387
00:12:13,362 --> 00:12:14,003
closet or something.

388
00:12:14,099 --> 00:12:14,876
That'll buy us some time, right?

389
00:12:14,947 --> 00:12:17,203
Mm-hmm. Makes me feel
like I have to touch him.

390
00:12:17,276 --> 00:12:19,180
I don't want to touch him at all, so why
don't we just put him in the trash?

391
00:12:19,284 --> 00:12:21,267
- Well...
- Please don't put me in the trash!

392
00:12:22,164 --> 00:12:23,556
Oh, are you alive?

393
00:12:23,668 --> 00:12:24,195
Oh, my goodness.

394
00:12:24,299 --> 00:12:26,268
Whoa! What is going on here?

395
00:12:26,363 --> 00:12:27,251
What are you doing with Mr.

396
00:12:27,332 --> 00:12:27,963
Craig?

397
00:12:28,059 --> 00:12:29,644
They're trying to put me in the trash.

398
00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:31,053
Don't... no. Don't you...
Okay, you know what?

399
00:12:31,131 --> 00:12:33,708
I flat-out refuse to share a
room with an old man who likes

400
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:34,690
to pretend to be dead.

401
00:12:34,772 --> 00:12:35,308
He's a liar.

402
00:12:35,372 --> 00:12:37,154
You are not allowed
to move the patients.

403
00:12:37,986 --> 00:12:38,556
What? What?

404
00:12:38,651 --> 00:12:39,931
Oh, Dennis. Oh, my God.

405
00:12:40,036 --> 00:12:40,916
What?

406
00:12:40,987 --> 00:12:42,411
Oh, I think I'm having this baby.
Ugh!

407
00:12:42,483 --> 00:12:43,059
Doctor!

408
00:12:43,148 --> 00:12:44,347
Oh, it doesn't feel good.

409
00:12:44,451 --> 00:12:45,003
This sucks.

410
00:12:45,076 --> 00:12:46,403
This sucks a bag of dicks.

411
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,123
Oh, I'm sure.

412
00:12:47,228 --> 00:12:48,212
Oh, man! Oh!

413
00:12:48,299 --> 00:12:49,347
Listen, help my sister.
Help my sister.

414
00:12:49,443 --> 00:12:51,123
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Don't leave me. I don't like it.

415
00:12:51,219 --> 00:12:52,819
Okay. No, I'm coming.
We got you from here.

416
00:12:52,876 --> 00:12:53,748
I'm coming with you.
We got you.

417
00:12:53,843 --> 00:12:54,884
You ain't going nowhere.

418
00:12:55,012 --> 00:12:58,380
You get your narrow ass back in that
waiting room before I knock you in there.

419
00:12:58,459 --> 00:12:59,812
You have done enough today.

420
00:13:01,627 --> 00:13:05,595
Crazy ass white boy steadily dressing
up folk and talking about Thor... oh.

421
00:13:05,684 --> 00:13:07,132
I got you.

422
00:13:07,235 --> 00:13:10,844
Wow. You know, this whole
thing's really setting in now.

423
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,419
Yeah, it's really sinking in, man.

424
00:13:14,588 --> 00:13:15,588
We're gonna have a baby.

425
00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:16,548
This is really cool.

426
00:13:16,627 --> 00:13:18,148
Please don't throw me in the trash.

427
00:13:18,220 --> 00:13:18,986
No one's putting you in the trash.

428
00:13:19,060 --> 00:13:19,764
Stop saying that.

429
00:13:19,836 --> 00:13:20,491
Will you stop?

430
00:13:23,556 --> 00:13:27,060
Man, I used to have some
Jean shorts like that, too.

431
00:13:27,179 --> 00:13:29,732
I slept in them shits, man.

432
00:13:29,819 --> 00:13:33,036
Eventually, I blew the crotch
out of them things, but you

433
00:13:33,139 --> 00:13:35,788
can't wear 'em every day and
expect for 'em to hold up.

434
00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:38,467
That was some nice ass denim, too.

435
00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:40,026
I miss those shorts.

436
00:13:40,139 --> 00:13:43,708
But you-you got to take 'em
off every now and then.

437
00:13:43,828 --> 00:13:46,155
Got to take 'em off, son.

438
00:13:47,066 --> 00:13:47,620
So, I don't get it.

439
00:13:47,724 --> 00:13:48,707
Why are you having sex with her?

440
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:51,620
Well, she gets drunk and
calls me a cardio-jerk or a

441
00:13:51,723 --> 00:13:54,380
workout turkey, and after a
while I just kind of cave in.

442
00:13:54,508 --> 00:13:57,292
Wow, you just...
All right, I got to try that with someone.

443
00:13:57,372 --> 00:13:57,980
Thanks, Rex.

444
00:13:58,275 --> 00:13:59,275
Okay, thank you. Thanks, Rex.

445
00:13:59,363 --> 00:13:59,923
Enjoy the party.

446
00:14:00,099 --> 00:14:02,419
She's just berating these guys
into having sex with her.

447
00:14:02,516 --> 00:14:04,396
Yeah, and she is slammin'
ass all over town.

448
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,067
She's getting way more action than us.

449
00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:08,963
She's stu on her curse words...
"Jerk" and "turkey" are all that she's using.

450
00:14:09,026 --> 00:14:11,412
Yeah, well, clearly they're working
for her, 'cause Rex is a quality lay.

451
00:14:11,508 --> 00:14:14,059
Yeah, re... all right, well, he's
not to fit to be a father, though.

452
00:14:14,148 --> 00:14:17,076
A father? No. None of these
guys are fit to be fathers.

453
00:14:17,180 --> 00:14:19,204
I mean, look at them, they're animals.

454
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,588
Even if we do figure out who it
is, how are we gonna trust this

455
00:14:21,691 --> 00:14:22,844
baby with one of these monkeys?

456
00:14:22,924 --> 00:14:25,372
No, look at them, they're animals...
They got no self-control.

457
00:14:25,476 --> 00:14:28,292
You know, it takes discipline
to raise a kid, you know?

458
00:14:28,364 --> 00:14:30,194
You got to set rules, you
got to set ground rules.

459
00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:31,220
Set some boundaries.

460
00:14:31,292 --> 00:14:34,660
You know, like, um, don't have
'em, like, doing cocaine, uh,

461
00:14:34,723 --> 00:14:36,435
get them off the Internet, you know?

462
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,036
Yeah, oh, the Internet is a
very, very dangerous place.

463
00:14:38,115 --> 00:14:39,261
Kids spend all their
time on the Internet.

464
00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:40,348
Hi. Who are you.

465
00:14:40,442 --> 00:14:42,492
Oh, there's your penis
and there's your butt.

466
00:14:42,556 --> 00:14:44,108
You got to learn from someone books...
Give 'em some books.

467
00:14:44,172 --> 00:14:47,004
Well, reading too many books...
Well, you don't want 'em to be a nerd.

468
00:14:47,092 --> 00:14:48,004
You don't want 'em to be a nerd.

469
00:14:48,076 --> 00:14:49,428
I am not raising a nerd, bro!

470
00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:50,883
If it's a nerd, I'm
gonna bash his head in.

471
00:14:50,955 --> 00:14:52,348
Nerds get nowhere in life.

472
00:14:52,452 --> 00:14:53,420
Oh, my God, is he a nerd?

473
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,026
I could bash some nerds right now.

474
00:14:55,116 --> 00:14:56,988
Well, right after this we
should probably bash nerds.

475
00:14:57,084 --> 00:14:58,147
I got to get it out of my system.

476
00:14:58,252 --> 00:14:59,492
Bash some nerds.

477
00:14:59,595 --> 00:15:01,323
Absolutely.

478
00:15:02,105 --> 00:15:03,722
Do you know what, you got to
teach him how to beat nerds up.

479
00:15:03,826 --> 00:15:05,065
He's got to be beating nerds up.

480
00:15:05,186 --> 00:15:07,090
I feel we have a lot of
ideas about raising a kid.

481
00:15:07,194 --> 00:15:10,777
We are men who can be great
dads, we have great opinions...

482
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:12,362
Yeah, and that's all
that parenting is.

483
00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:15,401
Pretending you know what you're
talking about and then jamming

484
00:15:15,489 --> 00:15:16,426
it down a kid's throat.

485
00:15:16,523 --> 00:15:17,707
Oh, my God, that's
what we're gonna do.

486
00:15:17,811 --> 00:15:19,995
When I see that baby, dude,
we're gonna run towards it, I'm

487
00:15:20,075 --> 00:15:22,636
gonna grab it, I'm gonna pick him up...
And jam shit down his throat!

488
00:15:22,716 --> 00:15:23,275
Dude.

489
00:15:23,379 --> 00:15:24,067
Dude, we're gonna be the dad.

490
00:15:24,171 --> 00:15:26,147
We're so much better
dads than these guys.

491
00:15:26,195 --> 00:15:27,003
I mean, look.

492
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:32,011
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Oh...

493
00:15:38,332 --> 00:15:38,908
I can't wait to tell him.

494
00:15:39,018 --> 00:15:39,924
I can't believe this.

495
00:15:40,028 --> 00:15:40,603
This is so exciting.

496
00:15:40,693 --> 00:15:41,779
There he is.

497
00:15:41,868 --> 00:15:44,184
Hey, Dennis, Dennis, Dennis, we
have news, we have wonderful news.

498
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:48,620
Charlie and I have decided that we are
going to be the father of this child.

499
00:15:48,709 --> 00:15:50,124
Dude, we did a complete 180.

500
00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:51,850
You know what, you guys,
I did a 180, too.

501
00:15:51,923 --> 00:15:52,515
I totally did.

502
00:15:52,611 --> 00:15:54,307
I was all pissy this morning
about how I'm gonna be at the

503
00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:56,356
hospital, and then I was
thinking about it, and I

504
00:15:56,412 --> 00:15:58,915
realized I've been firing on all
cylinders because of this baby thing.

505
00:15:59,012 --> 00:16:02,420
Dude, I did this weekend at
Bernie's operation earlier that

506
00:16:02,484 --> 00:16:04,587
would have blown you guys' mind...
It was very effective.

507
00:16:04,693 --> 00:16:06,356
And then I busted out this
"sweet Thor" line on this lady,

508
00:16:06,436 --> 00:16:08,557
'cause she was pissing me off,
and it was, like, boom!

509
00:16:08,652 --> 00:16:10,948
I mean, I really hit her with it...
And I never reference the nordic gods.

510
00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:12,076
What are you saying, though?

511
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,100
'Cause I don't understand
what your point is.

512
00:16:13,188 --> 00:16:15,724
I'm saying I want to be the dad, too...
I'm totally into it.

513
00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:16,661
Okay.

514
00:16:16,755 --> 00:16:18,893
Well, that steps on our thing a little bit, but...
Yeah, 'cause we were doing

515
00:16:18,989 --> 00:16:21,668
the... you know, maybe instead of doing
a my two dads type thing,

516
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:25,332
we could fold in another dad and do a
three men and a baby type situation.

517
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:26,924
Three men and a baby...
That's what it is. I like that.

518
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,276
An equally effective movie, right?
A great movie.

519
00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:30,069
Did we miss it?
Did we miss it?

520
00:16:30,165 --> 00:16:32,238
No. It was...
What's going on?

521
00:16:32,332 --> 00:16:33,124
Who are all these people?

522
00:16:33,211 --> 00:16:36,012
Oh! I couldn't decide who the dad
was, so I brought everybody.

523
00:16:36,116 --> 00:16:38,740
You didn't even try and decide who
the dad was, you just got high!

524
00:16:38,829 --> 00:16:42,100
Well, the interrogation
did turn into a coke party.

525
00:16:42,195 --> 00:16:44,172
But they all promised
to have blood tests.

526
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:47,404
Uh! If this kid is mine, I'm
gonna blow my brains out.

527
00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:49,339
Ah. Oh, he got zooted, man.

528
00:16:49,436 --> 00:16:51,037
He took an eight-ball to the dome.

529
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:55,036
No, no, Frank, dude, get these
guys out of here, all right?

530
00:16:55,132 --> 00:16:56,596
We're gonna be the
father of the baby now.

531
00:16:56,692 --> 00:16:57,652
Yes, we're gonna be the fathers.

532
00:16:57,716 --> 00:16:59,092
It has been decided.
So sayeth Thor.

533
00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:00,419
Thor said it.
Tho-who?

534
00:17:00,533 --> 00:17:01,852
Thor.
Who Thor?

535
00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:03,324
Is that your Greek God reference?

536
00:17:03,388 --> 00:17:04,444
He's a nordic God.
Nordic God.

537
00:17:04,517 --> 00:17:06,692
No, I said something else earlier that
was it sounded a lot cooler than that.

538
00:17:06,948 --> 00:17:08,156
Yeah.
That one didn't really work.

539
00:17:08,281 --> 00:17:10,572
Guys! Guys, here she comes.
She's coming.

540
00:17:10,676 --> 00:17:12,428
How do we make it a big moment?

541
00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:13,764
I want to make it a
big moment, you know?

542
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:14,476
With music!

543
00:17:14,532 --> 00:17:16,092
Duncan, play something special.

544
00:17:16,171 --> 00:17:17,060
Frank, I got the perfect thing.

545
00:18:01,252 --> 00:18:11,252
ooh, it's hard on the man now his
part is over ♪ now starts the craft

546
00:18:12,413 --> 00:18:20,997
of the father I know you have
a little life ♪ in you yet

547
00:18:23,932 --> 00:18:24,709
Carmen?

548
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:25,660
What are you doing here?

549
00:18:25,764 --> 00:18:27,308
I'm here to get my baby.

550
00:18:27,412 --> 00:18:28,260
What?

551
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,060
Oh, yeah, the tranny's the dad.

552
00:18:33,557 --> 00:18:34,813
You had sex with a tranny?

553
00:18:34,908 --> 00:18:36,596
No.
No, I was their surrogate.

554
00:18:36,709 --> 00:18:39,620
We used, uh, her sperm and a
donor egg, and then they just

555
00:18:39,716 --> 00:18:42,044
kind of... Right up there and...
We had a difficult time

556
00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:44,613
finding a surrogate, but Dee
here was a miracle to us.

557
00:18:44,717 --> 00:18:46,956
See, I can't have kids of my
and Carmen always wanted...

558
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:48,916
Yeah, yeah, great, great, miracle for you.
How wonderful.

559
00:18:49,021 --> 00:18:50,324
Dee, you tricked us?

560
00:18:50,428 --> 00:18:51,181
How did I trick you?

561
00:18:51,285 --> 00:18:53,508
Well, we were getting all pumped
up about being this baby's dad.

562
00:18:53,612 --> 00:18:55,052
We were all keyed up for nothing.

563
00:18:55,140 --> 00:18:56,708
Yeah. If we knew you were
doing this stupid surrogate

564
00:18:56,780 --> 00:18:59,076
thing again, we would have just
completely ignored your pregnancy.

565
00:18:59,164 --> 00:19:01,155
You did ignore my pregnancy!

566
00:19:01,269 --> 00:19:03,726
This has been a huge
disappointment for us.

567
00:19:03,805 --> 00:19:04,525
Why?

568
00:19:04,605 --> 00:19:05,636
We were gonna be great dads.

569
00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:07,461
We were gonna impose
our will on the kid.

570
00:19:07,525 --> 00:19:08,830
We had a three men and a baby
thing going on!

571
00:19:08,885 --> 00:19:11,115
Oh, okay, I'm sorry.

572
00:19:11,220 --> 00:19:13,476
I have to admit, this whole
thing might be for the best.

573
00:19:13,547 --> 00:19:15,429
I mean, those two are gonna make
great parents, much better

574
00:19:15,524 --> 00:19:17,626
parents than any of us
would, don't you think?

575
00:19:17,692 --> 00:19:19,884
Yeah. I guess.

576
00:19:20,003 --> 00:19:22,956
You know, a baby would've screwed
up our chemistry, right?

577
00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:23,660
It might've.

578
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:24,493
It might've, yeah, yeah.

579
00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:26,340
Yeah, we got a good thing going...
Why blow it with a baby?

580
00:19:26,437 --> 00:19:29,027
Yeah, that being said, don't get
knocked up anymore, Dee...

581
00:19:29,116 --> 00:19:29,829
It's getting old.

582
00:19:29,924 --> 00:19:31,364
Oh, yeah, no, no, I
didn't enjoy any of it.

583
00:19:31,451 --> 00:19:35,923
So, what I'm confused on is, the
mother is the father and the

584
00:19:36,020 --> 00:19:38,980
father is black and the
baby's not black, so...

585
00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:40,238
It's all been explained.

586
00:19:40,316 --> 00:19:40,900
Yes.

587
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:42,396
I'll talk you through it later.

588
00:19:42,492 --> 00:19:43,004
All right.

589
00:19:43,077 --> 00:19:43,795
Then what is your deal?

590
00:19:43,868 --> 00:19:46,124
Do we pop you back in there, or
are you done having babies, or

591
00:19:46,171 --> 00:19:47,973
what's going on ...
Yeah, can you take me to go get a beer?

592
00:19:48,068 --> 00:19:48,717
'Cause I need a beer.

593
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:49,925
Ooh, cool, I could
go for a beer.

594
00:19:49,996 --> 00:19:50,885
You guys want to go
back to the bar?

595
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:51,660
Yeah!

596
00:19:51,780 --> 00:19:54,948
Hey, you guys, let's bring
the party back to the bar.

597
00:19:55,012 --> 00:19:56,612
Bring the music. Let's go.

598
00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:57,604
What the hell's
happening back there?

599
00:19:57,668 --> 00:19:58,444
A few buddies came along.

600
00:19:58,516 --> 00:19:59,380
Don't worry about it, Dee.

601
00:19:59,453 --> 00:20:00,972
Oh! Let's party in the sewer!

602
00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:02,285
Oh, yeah, Charlie!

603
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:03,379
I'm not going into a sewer.

604
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,131
What is your obsession with
the sewer these days?

605
00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:06,404
You find a lot of great
stuff down there.

606
00:20:06,468 --> 00:20:07,532
Like what?
Like sewage.

607
00:20:07,596 --> 00:20:08,805
Ha-ha! Good gone, Dee!

608
00:20:08,853 --> 00:20:10,404
She's back, baby, she's back!

609
00:20:10,452 --> 00:20:12,795
No, no, suppose there's a storm
and a guy loses his ring...

610
00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:14,029
Oh, my God, is this the
ring story again?

611
00:20:14,085 --> 00:20:15,020
I'm getting real tired
of the ring story.

612
00:20:15,204 --> 00:20:16,956
You got to come up with
something else, Frank.

613
00:20:17,068 --> 00:20:18,780
You can't keep using the same...
Like, give me some crack.

614
00:20:18,828 --> 00:20:20,940
You know what I'm saying, dawg?

615
00:20:21,922 --> 00:20:22,868
We'll get more, we'll get more.

616
00:20:23,888 --> 00:20:27,478
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