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Good morning, South
Philadelphia Animal Shelter.

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Yes, hello, I would like
to apply for an adoption, please.

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Hey, what are
you guys talking about?

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We're adopting a
dog-fighting pit bull.

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We're gonna keep it in
the bar, all right?

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Well, why wasn't I
consulted about this?

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Because last time we tried to
get a junkyard dog, we wound up

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getting a junkyard cat, and that's
exactly where you're gonna go with it.

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Yeah.

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Because I don't want some
goddamn snarling hellhound

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running around inside of our bar!

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Are you crazy?

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Look, we're going to
rehabilitate the dog, okay?

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We don't want it to
attack other dogs.

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Now we would like for
it to attack people.

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If it attacks a person, great!

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Yeah. And, if the dog— or when
the dog— bites a customer,

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that person then can go home and have
a great story for their friends.

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It's a win-win for everybody.

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That's true!

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You can go, like, "Dude, I got
bit a pit bull in a bar."

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In Paddy's! It was awesome!

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Awesome! And if you're an intruder,
you should get bit by a pit bull.

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I don't understand.

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See, the biggest... Uh, how long do
you think this process usually takes?

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Just a dial tone now.

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She just hung up on
me, for some reason.

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Wait for me
in the back back.

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Okay, babe.

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Hey, who's that?

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It's my new girlfriend— Roxy.

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That woman seems
like a prostitute.

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That's because she is.

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You're dating a prostitute?

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Not for long.

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I'm gonna make that whore my wife.

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Sync & corrected by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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What the hell...?

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I don't know.

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Are they...?

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Oh, no!

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You did not just do that.

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Oh-ho-ho.

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That-that broad is a live wire.

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I'm goin' outside, 'cause
this place is shit hole!

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What are you cocks lookin' at?

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Frank...
that woman is unspeakably crass.

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You're gonna marry that, Frank?

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She's been my number-one
girl for a long while now.

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But she's still
plowing other dudes.

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In fact, Tiger Woods has
been calling her lately.

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No. No, no, no.

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That can't be the truth.

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That's bullshit.

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There is no way that Tiger Woods
is interested in that woman.

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Look, can't you find someone
who loves you for who you are?

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That woman's only in
it for the money!

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Mm-mm! Let me stop you real quick.

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Someone love Frank for who he is?

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Come on!

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No! He's got a ton
of good qualities.

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Yes, he does!

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I mean, like what?

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Like what?

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Dude, the other day, we were
hanging out under the bridge; we

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found box of denim, and I'm,
like, "You know, these look like

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good jeans in here," and he's, like,
"You want to split it with me, 50-50?"

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I mean, that's a nice thing to do.

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I wanted you to have
half of that denim.

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He shared half the jeans.

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Charlie! Charlie!

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Stop wearing clothes you find
washing up under bridges.

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Oh, they're boiled, yeah.

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Yeah!

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Yeah, we boil all our denim.

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- Oh, good, well, they're boiled, so...
- Hey!

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Hey, you know, there is some
dirty crack whore in the alley,

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blowing the busboy from the
restaurant down the street.

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This is exactly why
we need that dog.

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Let's get that dog!

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Mac, you look bad.

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Really, really bad.

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What?

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Yeah, is that your
shirt or my shirt?

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That's, like, way
too small for you.

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You look fat as shit!

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Okay, okay, I'm getting very
concerned with the integrity of

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our organization here.

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Mac, you have gained, I
mean, 50 pounds of fat.

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Mass.

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Fat.

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Muscle.

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Let's be clear: fat.

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It's fat.

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Frank, you are talking about marrying
hookers— this is ridiculous!

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What's going on with our group?

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We're becoming the Gross Crew.

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The Gross Crew?

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The Gross Crew.

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And I don't like that.

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I don't want that, all right?

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I don't want that.

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So, if we're gonna have this
woman hanging around, then we

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gotta clean her up or something.

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I tell you what— what if we took a
Pretty Woman and threw it

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Roxy's way.

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Hey... Pretty Woman?

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That was a bullshit movie.

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People don't change like that.

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People change, Frank.

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Look at me.

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I went from a tiny twink to the
muscle-bound freak you see before you.

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You're not helping my argument.

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Okay, yeah, and if you're gonna
chime in, please don't do

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it with a mouthful of burrito.

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This is a chimichanga.

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You are becoming a chimichanga!

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All right, all of you— I'm
gonna give you all 24 hours to

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do whatever you have to do, but,

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tomorrow night, I am proposing
to that dirty whore.

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This is gonna be a little bit
harder than we thought.

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This woman is a real
piece of shit.

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Uh-huh.

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Where's Frank?

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Don't worry about Frank, Roxy.

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We're here to help you
turn your life around.

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See, a lot of times, the second
act of someone's life can be

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much better than the first.

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Mm-hmm.

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Well, yeah, we just want to make

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some changes in your life, Roxy.

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Perhaps get you some new clothes.

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Uh-huh.

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Uh, hopefully, teach
you some manners.

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Shut up, baby dick.

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All right, well, I'm out of here.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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No, I... Don't go, don't go.

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We haven't even started yet.

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Come on... Frank was right.

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This woman cannot change.

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People don't just change.

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People change!

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She can change.

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I'm gonna change.

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What? You're gonna change?

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What the hell are
you talking about?

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Well, I'm gearing up to get
into my second act, you know?

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And that's very exciting for me.

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And I'd like to help Roxy do
the same thing, that's all.

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No... no, no, Dee.

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Aw, really?

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What?

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No, you're already
in your second act.

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Me?

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Yeah. We're all in our second
acts— don't you see that?

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And I, for one, I don't
want things to change.

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I want them to stay the way they
were, because my first act

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was awesome.

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See, your first act was-was
shit, and that's why you're so

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desperate for things
to be different.

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But they rarely ever
do get different.

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If anything— God, they get worse.

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I mean, look at Mac.

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I got salsa on my shirt.

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He got salsa on his shirt.

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Okay... here's howhings need
to go from here on out.

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You gotta deal with this woman,
because I can't handle it...

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all right?

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She made things personal, and
I won't stand for that.

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Somebody needs to take care of
Mac, and that's gonna be me,

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because his fatness is starting
to affect our entire crew.

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Mm-hmm.

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So I'm gonna take him with me,
because the man is carrying

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around trash bags filled
with Mexican foods.

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What's that smell?

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Crack.

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That is crack rock.

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Mm-hmm.

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She's smoking crack!

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Oh, she's smoking crack.

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Okay, she's smoking crack.

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Uh, this is no longer a
safe environment for me.

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Mac, let's go.

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Come on, I gotta get out of here.

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Whew!

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I got a really good
thing going with Roxy.

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She's a sweet bitch.

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Yeah, but she's mean.

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She's definitely only
into you for the money.

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Well, so, Barbara was only
into me for the money.

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Yeah, but you deserve
better than that, man.

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Look, I'm already on it, okay?

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I signed you up on a
dating Web site.

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I got you a date, dude!

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Yeah?

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Check it out, though.

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I got a little twist on this date.

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This girl does think she's
meeting a millionaire.

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Why'd you say that, Charlie?

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That... defeats the purpose.

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Well, I'm gonna be
the millionaire.

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Oh. Explain.

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All right, check it out.

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You're gonna play my
limo driver, right?

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You're just like a regular
working stiff to this girl.

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She doesn't think you're
a millionaire, okay?

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Then we're out on the date and
I'm, like, "Oh, I don't feel

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very well.

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I gotta go home.

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But let's not waste this date.

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Why don't you finish the
date with my limo driver!"

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You know what I mean?

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Smart, Charlie.

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I mean, yeah, she's not gonna

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be able to resist an
opportunity like that.

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A night with a limo driver?

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This is a good idea.

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- Right?
- I'm gonna give it a whirl.

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- All right, man!
- All right, Charlie!

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Oh, here, I think
these are are done.

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- That first one's done?
- Yeah, this batch is done.

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Just get 'em out.

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Get 'em out— whoo, baby!

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- Whoa! I burned myself on a rivet.
- Yeah...

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Mac, these blood tests are
going to show you the damage

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that you've been doing to your
body, and my hope is that it

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will incentivize you to finally
lose some of this disgusting

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weight you've put on.

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This is ridiculous, dude, okay?

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We're getting older.

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We're not going to
look 20 forever.

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No, I am going to look 20
forever, Mac, because the

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older I get, the more
vigilant I become.

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All right, I don't eat lunch
anymore, for instance.

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Yeah, and on odd days,
I don't eat breakfast.

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That sounds miserable.

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No, dude, it's not miserable.

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Well, yeah, it is a little bit
miserable, but it has to be, man.

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No pain, no gain.

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I am also constantly in motion.

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Like, right now, dude, I am
doing leg lifts that are

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imperceptible to the human eye.

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I call them hummingbirds.

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And although I seem relaxed, I'm
actually incredibly tense at all times.

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Dude, we've been
through this, okay?

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I'm cultivating mass.

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Stop staying that.

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You are not cultivating mass, and
if you are, stop cultivating

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and start harvesting.

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Bro, check this out.

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Try to move me.

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Wow, I'm not going to try...
Try and move me, bro.

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Take a running start.

255
00:08:02,705 --> 00:08:04,604
Take a running start.

256
00:08:05,841 --> 00:08:07,574
Excuse me.

257
00:08:07,643 --> 00:08:10,410
Did you want me to read
these test results or not?

258
00:08:10,479 --> 00:08:12,679
Yeah, I was just trying to...
trying to move him.

259
00:08:12,748 --> 00:08:13,680
He's like a brick wall.

260
00:08:13,749 --> 00:08:14,682
Yeah.

261
00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:15,682
You try to move me, Doc.

262
00:08:15,751 --> 00:08:17,684
No, no, no, you're...
Read the results, Doc.

263
00:08:17,753 --> 00:08:20,454
Well, I see, uh, severe
dehydration here, multiple

264
00:08:20,523 --> 00:08:23,090
vitamin deficiencies,
anemia, low blood pressure.

265
00:08:23,159 --> 00:08:24,092
Ooh.

266
00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,094
Mac, look, I don't want
you to fret, okay?

267
00:08:26,163 --> 00:08:28,096
I'm going to get you on
my exercise program.

268
00:08:28,165 --> 00:08:30,098
I'm going to get you
fit as a fiddle.

269
00:08:30,167 --> 00:08:32,101
Uh, these are...
these are your results, Mr. Reynolds.

270
00:08:32,170 --> 00:08:34,569
What? No, those can't be my...
my results.

271
00:08:34,638 --> 00:08:35,704
I'm healthy as shit.

272
00:08:35,773 --> 00:08:38,373
Well, uh, not according
to your tests.

273
00:08:38,441 --> 00:08:41,042
I'm healthier
than you, bro.

274
00:08:41,111 --> 00:08:43,310
Well, I wouldn't exactly
say you're healthy.

275
00:08:43,379 --> 00:08:47,114
You have type 2
adult-onset diabetes.

276
00:08:47,183 --> 00:08:49,449
Type 2 adult-onset diabetes?

277
00:08:49,518 --> 00:08:51,017
What does that mean for me?

278
00:08:51,086 --> 00:08:53,486
Well, that means you're going
to have to inject yourself

279
00:08:53,555 --> 00:08:55,788
several times a day with
insulin, or else you probably

280
00:08:55,857 --> 00:08:58,391
need to think about
losing a little weight.

281
00:08:58,460 --> 00:08:59,993
Whoa.

282
00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:02,028
But I'm healthy
besides the diabetes?

283
00:09:02,096 --> 00:09:03,162
Um, no.

284
00:09:03,231 --> 00:09:05,631
But I'm more healthier than he
is, I think is the point that

285
00:09:05,699 --> 00:09:06,765
you're trying to make.

286
00:09:06,834 --> 00:09:07,799
Even with the diabetes.

287
00:09:07,868 --> 00:09:08,867
Dude, stop saying "diabetes!"

288
00:09:08,936 --> 00:09:14,640
You sound like an ass...
You okay, dude?

289
00:09:14,709 --> 00:09:15,842
I'm fine.

290
00:09:15,911 --> 00:09:18,010
I just, uh...
been doing a lot of hummingbirds today.

291
00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:19,012
I'm good.

292
00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,014
Have you eaten anything today?

293
00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:22,015
No.

294
00:09:22,084 --> 00:09:24,017
All right, let's get
out of here, bro.

295
00:09:24,086 --> 00:09:26,020
I'm going to get you
something to eat.

296
00:09:26,089 --> 00:09:27,021
All right.

297
00:09:27,090 --> 00:09:28,022
I'm going to lift you up.

298
00:09:29,092 --> 00:09:30,024
What the hell?

299
00:09:30,093 --> 00:09:32,026
I'm not as strong as
I thought, Dennis.

300
00:09:32,095 --> 00:09:35,029
Okay, I've hurt my back.

301
00:09:39,334 --> 00:09:40,266
I'm shit-faced.

302
00:09:40,335 --> 00:09:43,269
Yeah, well, you downed that bottle
of schnapps like it was a soda pop.

303
00:09:43,337 --> 00:09:45,637
Look, Roxy, I'm trying to give
you a second chance here, but

304
00:09:45,706 --> 00:09:46,805
you're making it very difficult.

305
00:09:46,874 --> 00:09:48,874
Hey, this jacket is awesome.

306
00:09:48,942 --> 00:09:51,676
Ooh, and it's tighter
than dick skin, man.

307
00:09:51,745 --> 00:09:53,678
Can you watch your
language, please, Roxy?

308
00:09:53,747 --> 00:09:56,681
We're in a classy place with classy
clothes for classy people, okay?

309
00:09:56,750 --> 00:09:57,683
Don't talk about dick skin.

310
00:09:57,751 --> 00:09:58,684
Hi.

311
00:09:58,753 --> 00:09:59,752
Can I help you with something?

312
00:09:59,821 --> 00:10:00,753
No, thank you.

313
00:10:00,822 --> 00:10:01,954
We're just trying some stuff on.

314
00:10:02,023 --> 00:10:02,989
Um, okay.

315
00:10:03,057 --> 00:10:05,625
Well, you are aware
that jacket is $500.

316
00:10:05,693 --> 00:10:08,228
Are you implying we
can't afford that?

317
00:10:08,297 --> 00:10:09,329
Can you?

318
00:10:09,398 --> 00:10:10,464
That's none of your business.

319
00:10:10,532 --> 00:10:11,565
Um, it's exactly my business.

320
00:10:11,633 --> 00:10:12,565
Excuse me.

321
00:10:12,634 --> 00:10:14,567
Screw your dick skin jacket, man.

322
00:10:14,636 --> 00:10:15,568
Oh, no, no, no!

323
00:10:15,637 --> 00:10:16,569
No, no, no, no, Roxy, Roxy!

324
00:10:16,638 --> 00:10:17,570
Oh, God, no, don't do that.

325
00:10:17,639 --> 00:10:19,572
How do you like me now, gay boy?

326
00:10:19,641 --> 00:10:20,573
Well, now, okay, okay.

327
00:10:20,641 --> 00:10:22,575
Don't call him gay, 'cause it'd
be one thing if he wasn't, but

328
00:10:22,643 --> 00:10:24,576
he clearly is, so...
Is there a problem?

329
00:10:24,645 --> 00:10:25,577
Yeah, there's a problem, man.

330
00:10:25,646 --> 00:10:29,848
I'm trying to buy this coat, and
this asshole here is giving me shit.

331
00:10:29,916 --> 00:10:31,282
You are aware of the price.

332
00:10:31,351 --> 00:10:32,850
Well, here.

333
00:10:32,919 --> 00:10:34,519
'Cause I have money.

334
00:10:34,587 --> 00:10:35,687
Oh, shit!

335
00:10:35,755 --> 00:10:38,890
Jerry, can I talk with you
in my office, please?

336
00:10:38,959 --> 00:10:41,092
You have got to be kidding me.

337
00:10:41,161 --> 00:10:43,194
Oh, oh, face, Jerry, face!

338
00:10:43,263 --> 00:10:44,462
Take a hike!

339
00:10:44,531 --> 00:10:45,496
Sorry about the gay stuff.

340
00:10:45,565 --> 00:10:46,564
That did cross the line.

341
00:10:46,633 --> 00:10:49,401
Jerry, please, my office.

342
00:10:49,469 --> 00:10:50,802
Roxy!

343
00:10:50,871 --> 00:10:52,203
Holy shit.

344
00:10:52,272 --> 00:10:53,504
That was amazing.

345
00:10:53,573 --> 00:10:57,041
You humiliated that salesman, and then
you had the capital to back it up.

346
00:10:57,110 --> 00:10:58,443
I love you, Roxy.

347
00:10:58,511 --> 00:11:00,512
Ooh, I got to meet a client.

348
00:11:00,581 --> 00:11:02,613
No, no, no, Roxy, you don't
have to do that anymore.

349
00:11:02,682 --> 00:11:03,648
You know what?

350
00:11:03,716 --> 00:11:06,017
We should go find Frank, 'cause
he's got a surprise for you.

351
00:11:06,085 --> 00:11:07,752
No, it's Tiger Woods.

352
00:11:07,820 --> 00:11:09,120
It's Tiger Woods?

353
00:11:09,188 --> 00:11:10,121
Yeah.

354
00:11:10,189 --> 00:11:12,756
Okay, th-this whole thing
is blowing my mind.

355
00:11:12,825 --> 00:11:15,226
Your life is way more glamorous
than what I was picturing.

356
00:11:15,295 --> 00:11:16,260
Yeah, yeah.

357
00:11:16,329 --> 00:11:20,432
Now, help me dig these
crack rocks out of my ass.

358
00:11:20,501 --> 00:11:21,900
That's what I was picturing.

359
00:11:21,969 --> 00:11:22,901
Yeah.

360
00:11:22,970 --> 00:11:25,705
That's more like what
I was picturing.

361
00:11:25,774 --> 00:11:28,141
Charlie, I feel like a sack
of shit in this thing.

362
00:11:28,210 --> 00:11:29,143
You look good.

363
00:11:29,212 --> 00:11:32,280
I feel like I'm a... I'm a four year
old going to my sister's wedding.

364
00:11:32,349 --> 00:11:33,315
You're the limo driver.

365
00:11:33,383 --> 00:11:34,316
You got to look the part, bud.

366
00:11:34,384 --> 00:11:36,318
You don't look like
a millionaire.

367
00:11:36,387 --> 00:11:38,320
I am a casual
millionaire from Texas.

368
00:11:38,388 --> 00:11:39,320
You look like a farmer.

369
00:11:39,389 --> 00:11:41,323
Frank, I got the whole
thing worked out.

370
00:11:41,392 --> 00:11:42,324
Now, listen to me.

371
00:11:42,392 --> 00:11:43,325
We got out on the date.

372
00:11:43,393 --> 00:11:44,493
I come down with a slight cough.

373
00:11:44,561 --> 00:11:45,494
Okay?

374
00:11:45,563 --> 00:11:46,495
I ask to be taken home.

375
00:11:46,564 --> 00:11:47,496
You take over.

376
00:11:47,565 --> 00:11:48,497
You charm the hell out of her.

377
00:11:48,566 --> 00:11:49,498
I'm so nervous.

378
00:11:49,567 --> 00:11:51,834
You know how long it's been
since I've been with a non-pro?

379
00:11:51,903 --> 00:11:53,202
Will you relax?

380
00:11:53,271 --> 00:11:54,871
Oh, hello.

381
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:58,008
Tarnation!

382
00:11:58,077 --> 00:11:59,743
You look as pretty as a peach.

383
00:11:59,812 --> 00:12:01,979
Yes, you do!

384
00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:05,383
Hoss Bonaventure, CEO.

385
00:12:05,452 --> 00:12:08,153
Uh, this here is my
limo driver, Frank.

386
00:12:08,221 --> 00:12:09,154
Hi.

387
00:12:09,222 --> 00:12:11,223
Now, he's the finest driver
in all the land, so you gonna

388
00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:12,524
get on just fine with him.

389
00:12:12,592 --> 00:12:13,525
Hi.

390
00:12:13,593 --> 00:12:14,525
Uh, hand down.

391
00:12:14,594 --> 00:12:15,526
Only say hello once.

392
00:12:15,595 --> 00:12:17,595
He's nervous!

393
00:12:17,664 --> 00:12:20,632
All right, well, let's-let's...
let's do this thing.

394
00:12:20,701 --> 00:12:22,033
Get your stuff and giddy on up.

395
00:12:22,102 --> 00:12:23,068
Calm down.

396
00:12:23,136 --> 00:12:24,068
You'll be good.

397
00:12:24,137 --> 00:12:26,504
All right!

398
00:12:31,544 --> 00:12:34,679
So, uh, how did you
make your fortune?

399
00:12:34,747 --> 00:12:35,680
Hmm?

400
00:12:35,749 --> 00:12:37,949
Oh, uh, well, uh, uh, hustlin'

401
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:39,685
and a-rasslin'.

402
00:12:39,754 --> 00:12:40,986
Uh, you know, this and that.

403
00:12:41,055 --> 00:12:44,090
Uh, made a decent penny in
boiled denims and, uh, the

404
00:12:44,159 --> 00:12:45,658
bridge business mostly.

405
00:12:45,727 --> 00:12:49,629
Uh, oh, Frank up there, though,
now, that man is rich in spirit.

406
00:12:49,698 --> 00:12:51,264
He's rich in caricature.

407
00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:54,601
Uh, and that's true fortune, if
you're asking me, to have that.

408
00:12:54,669 --> 00:12:56,336
So you build bridges.

409
00:12:56,404 --> 00:13:00,306
Um, uh...
I-I'm kind of into bridges myself.

410
00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:01,307
Yeah.

411
00:13:01,376 --> 00:13:04,210
I... I-I found a whole case
of eggs under a bridge last

412
00:13:04,279 --> 00:13:06,212
week— perfect condition.

413
00:13:06,281 --> 00:13:07,680
None of them missing.

414
00:13:07,749 --> 00:13:08,982
None of them cra*** ced.

415
00:13:09,050 --> 00:13:13,352
I mean, who in their right mind
throws away a perfectly good

416
00:13:13,421 --> 00:13:15,020
case of eggs this day and age?

417
00:13:15,089 --> 00:13:17,290
I mean, it's a sick
world, don't you think?

418
00:13:17,359 --> 00:13:21,361
Ah, he's good with the conversation and...

419
00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:22,796
Excuse me.

420
00:13:22,864 --> 00:13:23,797
Excuse me.

421
00:13:23,865 --> 00:13:25,799
I believe I'm coming down
with a bit of something here.

422
00:13:25,867 --> 00:13:28,101
I got bit by a crab
under that same bridge.

423
00:13:28,169 --> 00:13:29,102
Oh, did you?

424
00:13:29,171 --> 00:13:31,104
Yeah. You ever been
bit by a crab, hon?

425
00:13:31,173 --> 00:13:33,106
Can we maybe put this divider up?

426
00:13:33,175 --> 00:13:35,710
Well, no, we don't want to
exclude a great man like Frank

427
00:13:35,778 --> 00:13:38,713
from the conver...

428
00:13:38,782 --> 00:13:40,281
Oh, my God!

429
00:13:40,350 --> 00:13:41,483
Call 911!

430
00:13:41,551 --> 00:13:42,517
No, it's okay.

431
00:13:42,586 --> 00:13:44,052
I have a touch of consumption.

432
00:13:44,121 --> 00:13:45,287
He's all right.

433
00:13:45,356 --> 00:13:46,555
Why don't we drop him off?

434
00:13:46,624 --> 00:13:51,694
You and I will go to dinner, OK?

435
00:13:54,697 --> 00:13:57,299
I think I've been poisoned
by my constituents!

436
00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:58,466
Oh, my God!

437
00:13:58,535 --> 00:14:01,936
Can I offer you a nice
egg in this trying time?

438
00:14:02,005 --> 00:14:03,338
Yeah, he's got an egg.

439
00:14:03,406 --> 00:14:06,574
You might...

440
00:14:06,643 --> 00:14:11,045
I better pull over, okay?

441
00:14:11,114 --> 00:14:13,948
You know, you two can
go to dinner together.

442
00:14:14,017 --> 00:14:15,449
Help me somebody!

443
00:14:15,518 --> 00:14:16,818
Please, help me!

444
00:14:16,886 --> 00:14:19,854
Aw, shit, Charlie, what the
hell went on back there?

445
00:14:19,923 --> 00:14:24,259
I swallowed, like, a million
blood caplets 'cause I was gonna

446
00:14:24,328 --> 00:14:27,796
cough, like, you know, a handful
of blood to make it it real.

447
00:14:27,865 --> 00:14:29,999
And not I'm thinking, like,
you're not supposed to eat them

448
00:14:30,068 --> 00:14:32,535
or something 'cause they're
making me really sick.

449
00:14:32,604 --> 00:14:33,803
Aw, Charlie, you blew it.

450
00:14:33,871 --> 00:14:36,472
You're the one talking about
eggs and crabs and shit.

451
00:14:36,541 --> 00:14:37,139
I love eggs, Charlie.

452
00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:38,040
I like eggs.

453
00:14:38,109 --> 00:14:39,474
And I love crabs.

454
00:14:39,543 --> 00:14:40,575
I like crabs.

455
00:14:40,644 --> 00:14:43,044
And I love boiling denim
and banging whores!

456
00:14:43,113 --> 00:14:45,513
I love boiling... Well...
And I don't care if anybody

457
00:14:45,582 --> 00:14:46,748
doesn't like that about me.

458
00:14:46,816 --> 00:14:48,516
They don't have to stick around!

459
00:14:48,584 --> 00:14:49,650
Screw 'em!

460
00:14:49,719 --> 00:14:50,384
You're right.

461
00:14:50,453 --> 00:14:53,354
What's wrong with that chick?

462
00:14:53,423 --> 00:14:54,389
I miss Roxy.

463
00:14:54,457 --> 00:14:55,356
Yeah.

464
00:14:55,425 --> 00:14:58,293
Roxy and and I are
made for each other.

465
00:14:58,362 --> 00:15:02,832
Yeah. Tell you what, if
it's Roxy you want...

466
00:15:09,106 --> 00:15:11,708
That's the last of it, I think.

467
00:15:15,437 --> 00:15:16,363
Tiger Woods?

468
00:15:16,432 --> 00:15:18,198
I cannot believe you invited
him over here, Roxy.

469
00:15:18,267 --> 00:15:18,866
My place is a mess.

470
00:15:19,602 --> 00:15:21,368
Oh, he's here. Are you ready?

471
00:15:21,437 --> 00:15:23,370
I'm ready. I'm very excited.

472
00:15:26,575 --> 00:15:27,474
Hello.

473
00:15:27,543 --> 00:15:28,376
Who are you?

474
00:15:28,444 --> 00:15:30,177
Tiger Woods.

475
00:15:30,246 --> 00:15:31,145
Hey, Tiger.

476
00:15:31,214 --> 00:15:31,879
Hey, girl.

477
00:15:33,216 --> 00:15:34,381
You brought a friend?

478
00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:35,049
Yeah.

479
00:15:35,117 --> 00:15:35,716
Good. I like that.

480
00:15:35,785 --> 00:15:36,384
Mm-hmm.

481
00:15:36,452 --> 00:15:38,386
So, you ready to do this?

482
00:15:38,454 --> 00:15:39,653
I know who you are.

483
00:15:39,722 --> 00:15:40,754
Of course you do, honey.

484
00:15:40,823 --> 00:15:41,788
I'm very famous.

485
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:43,857
No, no, no, no, hold on a second.

486
00:15:43,926 --> 00:15:45,726
Roxy, this is not Tiger Woods.

487
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,060
What are you talking about?

488
00:15:47,129 --> 00:15:48,262
This guy's an actor.

489
00:15:48,330 --> 00:15:50,898
He definitely pretended to be
Donovan McNabb one time when I

490
00:15:50,966 --> 00:15:52,032
tried out for the Eagles.

491
00:15:52,101 --> 00:15:52,966
Donovan McNabb? Eagles?

492
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,569
I don't know what
she's talking about.

493
00:15:54,637 --> 00:15:55,303
I play golf.

494
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:58,105
Okay, Roxy, see, this is exactly why
you gotta stop doing this shit.

495
00:15:58,174 --> 00:15:59,340
And, sir, seriously?

496
00:15:59,409 --> 00:16:01,042
Okay, all right, all
right, I'm sorry.

497
00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:02,176
You got me, all right?

498
00:16:02,245 --> 00:16:03,912
I'm busted. I am an actor.

499
00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:05,347
My name is Don Cheadle.

500
00:16:05,415 --> 00:16:06,948
No, you're not Don...
What are you doing?

501
00:16:07,017 --> 00:16:07,616
What's going on?

502
00:16:07,684 --> 00:16:11,086
I don't care who he is if he pays
me 500 bucks to rub my feet.

503
00:16:11,155 --> 00:16:12,121
Did you say 500 bucks?

504
00:16:12,189 --> 00:16:12,788
Mm-hmm.

505
00:16:12,857 --> 00:16:13,455
To rub your feet?

506
00:16:13,524 --> 00:16:14,122
Mm-hmm.

507
00:16:14,191 --> 00:16:15,757
You don't have sex with him?

508
00:16:15,826 --> 00:16:16,424
Mm-mm-mmm.

509
00:16:16,493 --> 00:16:17,459
I'm into foot shit.

510
00:16:17,528 --> 00:16:21,396
Interesting...
What shoe size are you, by the way?

511
00:16:21,465 --> 00:16:24,166
Hey, your feet are bizarrely huge.

512
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,467
Man will go crazy for that.

513
00:16:25,536 --> 00:16:28,571
I don't care for how you describe
them, but what are we talking here?

514
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,005
What kind of money are we talking?

515
00:16:30,074 --> 00:16:33,542
I don't know maybe we could pop those
boots off and kick it around a bit.

516
00:16:33,611 --> 00:16:36,078
Well, it never hurts
to talk, does it?

517
00:16:36,147 --> 00:16:37,146
Just do it.

518
00:16:37,214 --> 00:16:39,748
He's cute.

519
00:16:39,817 --> 00:16:40,582
Oh, God.

520
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:42,751
Chimichanga, chimichanga, chimichanga,
chimichanga, chimichanga.

521
00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:44,086
Mac, chimichangas are delicious.

522
00:16:44,155 --> 00:16:45,153
I told you, dude.

523
00:16:45,222 --> 00:16:45,954
So good, oh!

524
00:16:46,023 --> 00:16:46,622
I told you.

525
00:16:46,690 --> 00:16:49,525
Why would you not want to eat one of
these every single day of your life?

526
00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:50,192
Oh, my God!

527
00:16:50,261 --> 00:16:52,427
I mean, they're delicious,
they're full of carbs, which is

528
00:16:52,496 --> 00:16:53,694
great for a pump.

529
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,029
And they're cheap as shit.

530
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,932
Hence the garbage bags
filled with them.

531
00:16:57,001 --> 00:16:57,833
Exactly. No restrictions.

532
00:16:57,902 --> 00:16:58,600
No restrictions.

533
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,202
Oh, I love this no
restrictions thing, man.

534
00:17:00,271 --> 00:17:03,005
Now in that vein, I want you to
take a look at that chimichanga.

535
00:17:03,073 --> 00:17:05,040
I want you to say to yourself,
"Chimichanga, you are

536
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,942
delicious, but what
do I really want?"

537
00:17:08,011 --> 00:17:08,810
What I really want?

538
00:17:08,879 --> 00:17:11,378
What do you want more than
anything else in the entire world?

539
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,848
What do I want more than anything
else in this entire world?

540
00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:14,682
Yes.

541
00:17:14,751 --> 00:17:16,884
Crack.

542
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:21,823
Oh. I thought you were gonna say
pizza or buffalo wings or something.

543
00:17:21,892 --> 00:17:22,691
Yeah, no, no, no.

544
00:17:22,759 --> 00:17:23,725
You want crack?

545
00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:24,426
Yeah, crack cocaine.

546
00:17:24,494 --> 00:17:25,594
Now, I've never had crack.

547
00:17:25,662 --> 00:17:27,996
Dude, you are going to love it.

548
00:17:28,065 --> 00:17:29,064
I am?

549
00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:29,798
It's so good.

550
00:17:29,867 --> 00:17:30,866
Let's do it!

551
00:17:30,935 --> 00:17:32,701
No restrictions, baby,
no restrictions.

552
00:17:32,770 --> 00:17:33,369
No restrictions.

553
00:17:33,437 --> 00:17:34,703
Aw, man, this is gonna
be awesome, dude.

554
00:17:35,473 --> 00:17:36,305
Do you want some insulin?

555
00:17:36,374 --> 00:17:36,972
Oh, shit.

556
00:17:37,041 --> 00:17:38,140
Yo.

557
00:17:38,209 --> 00:17:39,241
Uh-huh.

558
00:17:39,310 --> 00:17:42,311
You did what now?

559
00:17:42,379 --> 00:17:44,447
Oh, she is?

560
00:17:44,515 --> 00:17:46,182
I don't get it, but
I don't need to.

561
00:17:46,251 --> 00:17:47,350
Okay, we'll see you there.

562
00:17:47,419 --> 00:17:48,217
Okay, bye.

563
00:17:48,286 --> 00:17:51,922
Um, dude, so, apparently,
Charlie just puked blood all

564
00:17:51,990 --> 00:17:54,925
over some lady in a limousine and Dee is
sucking off Don Cheadle or something?

565
00:17:54,994 --> 00:17:57,694
And Frank wants to go ahead and get
married to Roxy as soon as possible.

566
00:17:57,763 --> 00:17:58,862
So we got to fire down there.

567
00:17:58,931 --> 00:18:01,531
Dude, we can get crack from Roxy.

568
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,467
Let's get crack from
Roxy, Okay, perfect.

569
00:18:03,535 --> 00:18:05,602
Now do you want some
of this insulin?

570
00:18:05,671 --> 00:18:06,670
No, I just want crack.

571
00:18:06,739 --> 00:18:07,838
Okay, we'll get down there.

572
00:18:07,907 --> 00:18:10,607
And on the way, let's fire down
to John Wanamaker's and get

573
00:18:10,676 --> 00:18:13,410
ourselves a couple of
Tommy Bahama shirts.

574
00:18:13,479 --> 00:18:15,412
Are you familiar?

575
00:18:18,149 --> 00:18:20,184
Yeah, see what you mean
about these shirts, bro.

576
00:18:20,252 --> 00:18:21,718
Yeah.
You'll grow into yours, buddy.

577
00:18:21,787 --> 00:18:22,553
Yeah, comfy as shit.

578
00:18:22,621 --> 00:18:23,387
They hide your fatness.

579
00:18:23,455 --> 00:18:25,556
You know, they're ugly as all
hell, but I have a feeling

580
00:18:25,624 --> 00:18:28,191
I'm gonna like 'em a lot more
when I'm high as shit on crack.

581
00:18:28,927 --> 00:18:30,027
What's up, basticks?

582
00:18:30,095 --> 00:18:32,863
Basticks? Is that how you're
gonna talk from now on?

583
00:18:32,932 --> 00:18:35,132
Look, I'm not taking no shit
no more, so get used to it.

584
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,368
Also, I'm gonna
become a foot girl.

585
00:18:37,436 --> 00:18:38,602
All right, gross. Whatever.

586
00:18:38,671 --> 00:18:40,271
Frank, you ready?

587
00:18:40,339 --> 00:18:40,938
Oh, yeah.

588
00:18:41,007 --> 00:18:41,605
I'm ready.

589
00:18:41,674 --> 00:18:43,741
Okay, Roxy, Frank would
like to say a few words.

590
00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:44,542
Everybody.

591
00:18:44,610 --> 00:18:45,343
Gather round.

592
00:18:45,411 --> 00:18:47,044
Roxy... Frank.

593
00:18:47,113 --> 00:18:52,049
You are good shit, and I
want to make this legit.

594
00:18:52,118 --> 00:18:57,221
I'm still gonna pay you, but I want
you to stop banging other guys.

595
00:18:57,290 --> 00:18:58,689
What do you say?

596
00:18:58,758 --> 00:19:02,060
Want to be my wife or what?

597
00:19:02,129 --> 00:19:05,431
Holy shit.

598
00:19:05,499 --> 00:19:08,234
Oh-oh, my God.

599
00:19:08,302 --> 00:19:11,604
Oh, my... Uh... ooh... Whoops.

600
00:19:11,673 --> 00:19:12,438
Christ!

601
00:19:12,507 --> 00:19:13,106
No, it's okay.

602
00:19:13,174 --> 00:19:14,207
She does this from time to time.

603
00:19:14,275 --> 00:19:16,909
She's had an excessive
amount to drink, so yeah.

604
00:19:16,978 --> 00:19:18,010
Okay. Well, Roxy, get up.

605
00:19:18,079 --> 00:19:20,647
Roxy... Come on, Roxy.

606
00:19:20,715 --> 00:19:21,314
Roxy?

607
00:19:21,383 --> 00:19:22,248
Big day for Frank here.

608
00:19:22,317 --> 00:19:24,150
Roxy, we don't have
a ton of time, Rox.

609
00:19:24,219 --> 00:19:25,285
Get up!

610
00:19:25,354 --> 00:19:27,254
The bitch is dead!

611
00:19:27,322 --> 00:19:28,421
How could she be dead?

612
00:19:28,490 --> 00:19:31,158
I'm telling you her heart popped.

613
00:19:31,226 --> 00:19:33,827
She was smoking crack in the
car the whole way here and also

614
00:19:33,896 --> 00:19:34,761
all day long.

615
00:19:34,830 --> 00:19:35,895
She got no pulse.

616
00:19:35,964 --> 00:19:36,796
Oh, my God!

617
00:19:36,865 --> 00:19:37,463
Holy shit!

618
00:19:37,532 --> 00:19:38,231
Call 911!

619
00:19:38,299 --> 00:19:39,799
Call an ambulance.

620
00:19:39,868 --> 00:19:40,733
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

621
00:19:40,802 --> 00:19:42,034
No, no, no. No, no, no!

622
00:19:42,103 --> 00:19:43,102
No, no, no, I'm sorry.

623
00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:43,836
Whoa, whoa, what?

624
00:19:43,904 --> 00:19:44,803
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

625
00:19:44,872 --> 00:19:46,571
Uh, we gotta think
this through, okay?

626
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,073
Dead hooker in my apartment?

627
00:19:48,141 --> 00:19:49,107
That doesn't look good for me.

628
00:19:49,176 --> 00:19:49,941
I'm covered in blood.

629
00:19:50,010 --> 00:19:51,943
I mean, not good to have
a dead hooker, right?

630
00:19:52,012 --> 00:19:54,045
It would kind of mess up our
second acts a little bit.

631
00:19:54,114 --> 00:19:55,413
And I'll tell you guys something.

632
00:19:55,482 --> 00:19:57,515
I smoked a little crack in
the car on the way over.

633
00:19:57,584 --> 00:19:58,416
Oh, you bitch!

634
00:19:58,485 --> 00:19:59,518
Oh, does she still have any?

635
00:19:59,586 --> 00:20:00,185
Yeah, yeah.

636
00:20:00,254 --> 00:20:01,019
> We can't leave her here.

637
00:20:01,088 --> 00:20:02,787
No, no, we can't leave her here.

638
00:20:02,856 --> 00:20:06,157
Um, let's, uh... Oh, God.

639
00:20:06,226 --> 00:20:09,894
Okay, well, I mean... I don't want to
sound insensitive, but we could just

640
00:20:09,962 --> 00:20:11,962
put her out in the hall.

641
00:20:12,031 --> 00:20:13,697
We call in an anonymous tip.

642
00:20:13,766 --> 00:20:16,433
So we're still calling 911...
Someone finds her.

643
00:20:16,502 --> 00:20:17,467
just from a pay phone.

644
00:20:17,536 --> 00:20:21,570
This seems like the best thing to
do considering the circumstances.

645
00:20:21,639 --> 00:20:22,638
Frank, what do you think?

646
00:20:22,707 --> 00:20:24,506
I think Roxy would have
wanted it that way.

647
00:20:24,575 --> 00:20:25,340
Well, there you go.

648
00:20:25,409 --> 00:20:26,174
Frank would know.

649
00:20:26,243 --> 00:20:27,042
I mean, that's it!

650
00:20:27,111 --> 00:20:27,742
You would know, Frank.

651
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,110
Can I say a few words?

652
00:20:29,179 --> 00:20:30,178
Make it nice.

653
00:20:30,247 --> 00:20:31,346
Let's make the whole thing nice.

654
00:20:31,415 --> 00:20:34,483
Really? I just want to
get her out of here.

655
00:20:36,287 --> 00:20:39,755
Oh, nice.

656
00:20:39,824 --> 00:20:42,058
Roxy, God bless you.

657
00:20:42,127 --> 00:20:43,226
You were a good whore.

658
00:20:43,295 --> 00:20:46,730
You serviced me like no
other whore ever did.

659
00:20:46,799 --> 00:20:49,867
Not only my crank, but my heart.

660
00:20:49,936 --> 00:20:53,638
And I'm gonna miss ya.

661
00:20:53,707 --> 00:20:57,408
Amen.

662
00:21:01,681 --> 00:21:03,960
So should we get the dead
whore out of the apartment?

663
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,526
Yeah, yeah, yeah,

664
00:21:06,112 --> 00:21:16,112
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