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Hey, guys, why are the
urinals filled with rocks?

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Oh, 'cause I put
a bunch of rocks in 'em.

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Oh, okay, why?

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Well, you know how they were broken,
so I was, like, filling them with ice.

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Now the ice machine's broken, so I'm
just filling them up with rocks.

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You know that doesn't
make any sense, right?

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Replacing the ice with rocks?

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The ice actually served a purpose...
Oh, oh, God!

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Oh, something just
dripped in my mouth!

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Yeah, the ceiling is leaking.

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Oh, that's gross.

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What'd it taste like?

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What'd it taste like?

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Who gives a shit what
it tasted like, Frank?

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Dude, what the hell?

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You have been docking our
paychecks lately so that you

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could pay for shit like
this around the bar.

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Why is nothing fixed?

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Yeah, by the way, I never agreed
to let you dock my paycheck.

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That seems like something
we should all vote on.

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- It costs money to run this place and keep it main...
- Hey-oh!

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What's up, bitches?

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What the shit is this?

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New scooter.

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My surrogate money came in.

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30 G's, babies.

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Oh, sweet. Where's our cut?

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Your cut?

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Whoa, hey, Mac makes
a really good point.

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Yeah, we worked our asses off
on that baby scheme of yours.

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Give us part of the
money that you made.

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What the hell are
you talking about?

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You did nothing
for nine months.

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Get out.

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You couldn't have pulled something
like that off without us.

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Yeah, they drove you to the
hospital, they picked you up.

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I was there, I recall.

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Okay, I made all the contacts,
I pushed that little

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monkey out and now I'm going to
be claiming him as a dependent

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and getting tax breaks
for the next 18 years.

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So you talk about a scheme?

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How's that for a long-term
scheme, bitches?

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Uh, you guys all better eat a dick,
'cause Sweet Dee beat the system.

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Sync & corrected by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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Oh, no, no, no, lady.

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Sorry. Get out.

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Whatever god you're selling,
I ain't buying it.

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Miss Reynolds, I'm with the IRS.

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We've been trying to
contact you for months.

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Have you not received
any of our letters?

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Letters? What is it, 1986?

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I don't do letters, lady.

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I'm all digital.

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Well, if you had opened up the
letters you would understand

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that you're being audited.

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Audited?

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Why?
What are you talking about?

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I'm not scamming the government,
if that's what you're saying.

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Your license plate
says "$CAMMIN."

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Uh, no.

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What do you mean no?

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Yes.

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Okay, I want to talk to you about
this dependent that you're

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claiming— this, uh,
Barnabas Reynolds.

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Yes, I would love that.

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I would love that because I love
to talk about little Barney, I do.

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But now's not a great time,
you know what I mean?

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Because I left him in the car—
with the window down of course.

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It's hot.

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It's hot, isn't it?

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Well, is there a better time?

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Would 3:00 work?

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3:00 sounds great.

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I can't wait for 3:00.

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Hey, Frank, we need to talk.

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We don't want you making any major
bar decisions alone anymore.

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Because you're sleazy
and we don't trust you.

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Yeah, we want to vote
on things now, okay?

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We want a democracy.

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Well, that ain't gonna work.

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Because you guys get really
emotional about everything.

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You'll start arguing about shit
and nothing will get done.

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We know we're emotional people
and we've discussed that.

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We think we have a solution.

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We're going to have a daily meeting
where we will discuss all bar matters.

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Emotion will be suppressed
and reason will prevail.

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Reason will prevail!

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Oh, yeah, we decided also that
we would say "Reason will

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prevail," every time someone says...
Reason will prevail!

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You don't have to say it
right now, because I'm just

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explaining to Frank that reason will prevail...
Reason will prevail!

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Again, you don't have
to say it right now.

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I'm just explaining... If we're going to
say it, we're gonna say it every time.

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If you made up the rule...
Okay, I'll tell you what— I like this.

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You do?

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Yeah.

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We should definitely do this
to make everything fair.

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Everything aboveboard.

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Let's go do it in there.

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Come on.

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The first meeting of Paddy's
congress shall commence henceforth.

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Oh, first order of business.

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Yeah?

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Let's talk about how
Frank handles the money.

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Yes.

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Money, money, money, money, money, money...
Whoa, whoa.

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I know we got to talk about the
money, but there are other

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issues that are pressing, too.

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Like what, dude?

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Like one that comes to
mind is the dead dog.

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What dead dog?

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The dead dog in the alley.

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It's been there
for about a week.

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Yeah, and we decided that Charlie
was going to throw it in the trash.

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No, you decided that.

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We never got a vote.

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If Mac and I got to vote on
that, we would have voted to,

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like, you know, have
a proper dog burial.

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That's a waste of
time and resources.

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Okay, well, hold on a
second there, Frank.

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Let's put our new
process into action.

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I think the guys should have a
opportunity to state their case

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in a rational and
unemotional way.

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Guys, you have the floor.

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Yeah.

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All right, sure. Easy.

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All right. No problem.

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Okay...
Uh, okay, sometimes dogs die.

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Right.

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Um, dogs, uh...
die from cars sometimes.

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Sometimes not.

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There's also... Disease.

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There's also disease
in America and abroad.

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Many dogs... Goddamn it!

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I don't know how to express myself unless
through anger and personal attack!

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I'm getting very upset, because
I'm not saying it right!

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All right, guys, guys...
I want a dog funeral!

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Guys, calm down.

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I'm going to step in here and I'm gonna
speak for you for a moment, if I may.

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I don't think it's a good idea
for us to spend all of our

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hard-earned cash on some ornate
display for the disposal of

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what amounts to an
animal carcass.

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An animal that we never knew—
or had a relationship with.

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So I'm going to— I'm going to go
ahead and say that I think we

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should just throw
it in a Dumpster.

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Come on!

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Oh... But, but, but, we'll
have a candle on site.

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We'll light it.

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We'll have a boom box there and
you guys can say a few words.

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Huh. I don't love it.

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Me neither.

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But that dog is turning into
hot soup out there in the sun.

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Okay.

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Frank?

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Fine.

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Okay!

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Hey, it works.

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Great. See, Frank, we can get through
these issues and be unemotional about it.

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That's one issue off the
docket right there.

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Next issue.

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Let's talk about the money.

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Money, okay... Oh, yes, we're going to
talk about the money, but we have a

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list of things on the docket
here that we've got to check off.

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And if we're gonna do it right,
we're gonna do it right.

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And the next thing on the list
is limes and how we slice them.

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Thick or thin?

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Okay, let's talk about
the limes, guys.

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We'll keep emotion out of it.

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Reason will prevail.

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Reason will prevail.

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Okay, I think the limes
should be cut a bit thinner.

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What the hell?

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Thin limes?

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People will choke!

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People will die!

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Calm down.

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Charlie, Charlie, take
emotion out of it.

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Charlie's got a point.

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One of the cornerstones of
Paddy's Pub is thick limes.

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Yeah, don't tell me... I'm going to put
my thumb through your eye, you little

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bitch!

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No, no, no. Shh.

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Stay calm, stay...
Hey, hey, hey, look at me.

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Look at me, eh?

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Stay calm with me, okay?

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Be unemotional.

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Let's-Let's be democratic.

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Let's put this thing to a vote.

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A vote?

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A vote solves everything in
a democracy, does it not?

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Yes.

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So, all for thinner limes,
raise your hands.

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And all for thicker limes,
raise your hands.

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Now, there you go.

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That's a democracy in action.

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That's two votes
against two votes.

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A perfect example of when
democracy has failed.

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Good news, Dee!

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We have decided to occasionally
let you vote on some pressing

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matters in the bar
as we see fit.

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What?

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Where do you land on thick
limes or thin limes?

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And try and keep your emotions
out of it even though people

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could choke and die.

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What are you talking about?

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What's, what's going on in here?

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Are you having another baby?

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No! No, it's fine, okay?

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I have it all under control.

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I just, I'm getting audited.

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Audited? Oh, she's screwed.

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That's the tax man?

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Yeah.

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I'm not screwed.
I got it all under control, okay?

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I've got a handle on it.

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I just got to find a baby
by 3:00 in the afternoon.

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Just get out. Just get out now.

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Hmm, a vote for thin limes would
get me out of your apartment.

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Better yet, a vote for thick
limes, I'll throw myself full

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force into this little
baby caper of yours.

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I don't need your help.

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Look, Dee, you need our
help, we need your help.

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Let's work something out here.

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I don't know which stance you're
gonna do, and I don't wanna do it.

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Stop, stop standing like me.

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Okay, yeah, let's help
each other out, okay?

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I got an idea.

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You guys go magically find me a
baby by 3:00 in the afternoon,

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and then I'll-I'll help you
out with your lime problem.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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What?

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We can get you a baby.

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Yeah, you want, we'll get you
a baby, no magic required.

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How many babies you need?

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Yeah.

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Just the one baby.

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How long? Couple hours?

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3:00 this afternoon.

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No, no.
How long you need it for?

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You want it for life or you...?

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Just a short-time baby.

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Just a short-time baby.

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Just a short-time baby? Easy.

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Oh, my God, you guys,
this is so exciting!

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Oh, this is amazing!

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You have no idea how
much you're helping me.

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Okay, let's see, um, all
right, I tell you what.

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Here's how to handle
your lime situation.

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It has been decided.

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We are now the Pickle Party.

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And Dee has joined us.

253
00:08:58,685 --> 00:09:01,886
We are going to vote for pickles
in the bar instead of limes.

254
00:09:01,888 --> 00:09:03,421
What are you talking about?

255
00:09:03,423 --> 00:09:04,222
It doesn't matter.

256
00:09:04,224 --> 00:09:06,991
The point is, our three votes
will always beat your two.

257
00:09:06,993 --> 00:09:07,659
We win, dude.

258
00:09:07,661 --> 00:09:08,526
We're the winners, okay?

259
00:09:08,528 --> 00:09:10,395
Give me a beer with
a pickle in it.

260
00:09:10,397 --> 00:09:12,397
Well, what happens when you
three disagree with each other?

261
00:09:12,399 --> 00:09:13,398
We're not going to disagree.

262
00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:16,402
That is the point of the Pickle Party,
we're very aligned on these issues.

263
00:09:16,404 --> 00:09:18,271
Charlie, you can't just
start your own party.

264
00:09:18,273 --> 00:09:20,674
You got to talk to people about...
Yes, you can.

265
00:09:20,676 --> 00:09:21,341
You can?

266
00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:23,577
If you're not as educated or as
informed, what you do is you

267
00:09:23,579 --> 00:09:25,446
start your own party and
you yell the loudest.

268
00:09:25,448 --> 00:09:26,381
We want attention!

269
00:09:26,383 --> 00:09:28,884
Okay, all right, yeah, sure.

270
00:09:28,886 --> 00:09:30,219
No, you're the Pickle Party.

271
00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:33,255
Great. Okay, so let's just
accept that and move on.

272
00:09:33,257 --> 00:09:34,924
Yes, Frank, move on.

273
00:09:34,926 --> 00:09:35,891
Reason will prevail.

274
00:09:35,893 --> 00:09:36,926
Pickles will prevail!

275
00:09:38,529 --> 00:09:42,599
Okay, well, the next issue on our
list should be a pretty easy

276
00:09:42,601 --> 00:09:46,903
one for the Pickle
Party to agree on.

277
00:09:46,905 --> 00:09:48,638
"A crucifix in the bar."

278
00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:51,374
Ah, you are right,
this is an easy one.

279
00:09:51,376 --> 00:09:53,610
Why wouldn't we have a
crucifix in the bar?

280
00:09:53,612 --> 00:09:54,544
'Cause we're a bar.

281
00:09:54,546 --> 00:09:57,414
Right, but we're an
Irish Catholic bar.

282
00:09:57,416 --> 00:09:59,449
We're an Irish bar.

283
00:09:59,451 --> 00:10:01,518
Yeah, Irish Catholic bar, and
therefore a giant wooden

284
00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,454
crucifix is a celebration
or our heritage.

285
00:10:03,456 --> 00:10:04,454
Giant?

286
00:10:04,456 --> 00:10:05,455
Yeah.

287
00:10:05,457 --> 00:10:07,458
How big of a crucifix
do you want?

288
00:10:07,460 --> 00:10:10,093
Big. It should be the
centerpiece of the whole room.

289
00:10:10,095 --> 00:10:11,929
I mean, it should dominate
every conversation.

290
00:10:11,931 --> 00:10:13,563
That's gonna be terrifying!

291
00:10:13,565 --> 00:10:14,598
It should be terrifying.

292
00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,599
That's how you know God
loves you, Charlie.

293
00:10:16,601 --> 00:10:21,205
I don't want a giant bloody man in the
bar scaring the customers, and most

294
00:10:21,207 --> 00:10:22,072
importantly, me!

295
00:10:22,074 --> 00:10:23,073
You see that, Frank?

296
00:10:23,075 --> 00:10:23,941
I saw it.

297
00:10:23,943 --> 00:10:26,110
I just played them
like a fiddle.

298
00:10:26,112 --> 00:10:26,911
A goddamn fiddle.

299
00:10:26,913 --> 00:10:27,778
What do you want?

300
00:10:27,780 --> 00:10:29,480
I want in on the action.

301
00:10:29,482 --> 00:10:33,951
Whatever it is that you got going on
around here, I want a piece of it, okay?

302
00:10:33,953 --> 00:10:38,255
You see, Frank, you might not
know this, but you need me.

303
00:10:38,257 --> 00:10:40,758
People don't trust you, Frank.

304
00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:44,429
You're a piece of shit and
you're ugly and you ooze sleaze

305
00:10:44,431 --> 00:10:45,663
and you're very, very ugly.

306
00:10:45,665 --> 00:10:47,999
All right, I'm gonna
make you my puppet.

307
00:10:48,001 --> 00:10:50,134
Right here.

308
00:10:50,136 --> 00:10:50,968
Puppet.

309
00:10:50,970 --> 00:10:53,171
Look, I've been cooking the
books in the bar for years.

310
00:10:53,173 --> 00:10:54,105
I faking knew it.

311
00:10:54,107 --> 00:10:56,875
I mean, all kinds of avenues
and shell corporations.

312
00:10:56,877 --> 00:10:59,111
It's all fake and
it's all in here.

313
00:10:59,113 --> 00:11:00,212
Let me see.

314
00:11:00,214 --> 00:11:01,113
Check it out right there.

315
00:11:01,115 --> 00:11:02,348
Oh, man, holy shit.

316
00:11:02,350 --> 00:11:04,283
What, what is this one?

317
00:11:04,285 --> 00:11:04,983
"Wolf Cola"?

318
00:11:04,985 --> 00:11:07,285
Wolf Cola, that's a
bogus soda distributor.

319
00:11:07,287 --> 00:11:08,787
I made it up. It's fake!

320
00:11:09,956 --> 00:11:15,025
Look, the whole idea is the more
corporations that you can plant offshore...

321
00:11:15,027 --> 00:11:15,726
Right.

322
00:11:15,728 --> 00:11:17,795
the more money
you can rake in.

323
00:11:17,797 --> 00:11:20,631
Da-da-da! I don't care about any
of these details, but I like

324
00:11:20,633 --> 00:11:21,531
these figures I'm seeing.

325
00:11:21,533 --> 00:11:24,101
All right, I'll be the puppet
and do my dance, and you can

326
00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:25,569
keep the goddamn
details to yourself.

327
00:11:25,571 --> 00:11:30,408
Uh! I don't think I hear
any arguing out there.

328
00:11:30,410 --> 00:11:36,014
So we can have the crucifix, but it
needs to be in the back of the bar.

329
00:11:36,016 --> 00:11:38,083
See? I can live with that.

330
00:11:38,085 --> 00:11:40,986
That's a compromise
right there, man.

331
00:11:40,988 --> 00:11:42,722
All right!
Pickle Party compromise!

332
00:11:42,724 --> 00:11:45,058
Huh-huh-huh!
Tasteful crucifix party.

333
00:11:45,060 --> 00:11:46,826
Hey-hey-hey, all right!

334
00:11:46,828 --> 00:11:49,061
Sounds like you guys
came to a compromise.

335
00:11:49,063 --> 00:11:51,764
That's great. We cross the
crucifix issue off the list.

336
00:11:51,766 --> 00:11:53,433
One quick question
before I do, though.

337
00:11:53,435 --> 00:11:55,335
How bloody is this guy gonna be?

338
00:11:55,337 --> 00:11:56,202
Not bloody at all.

339
00:11:56,204 --> 00:11:57,170
Very bloody.

340
00:11:57,172 --> 00:11:57,770
What?

341
00:11:57,772 --> 00:11:59,206
He's gotta be drenched in blood.

342
00:11:59,208 --> 00:12:00,173
I mean, covered in blood.

343
00:12:00,175 --> 00:12:01,775
Why?

344
00:12:01,777 --> 00:12:02,776
Well, that's the whole point.

345
00:12:02,778 --> 00:12:04,410
You need to see the
wounds of Christ.

346
00:12:04,412 --> 00:12:05,411
He needs to be ravaged.

347
00:12:05,413 --> 00:12:07,480
Oh, God, dude, it's bad enough
I'm gonna let you put the

348
00:12:07,482 --> 00:12:09,882
stupid cross up in the first first place...
Stupid cross?

349
00:12:09,884 --> 00:12:10,883
You son of a bitch, I knew it!

350
00:12:10,885 --> 00:12:11,884
I knew it! I knew it!

351
00:12:11,886 --> 00:12:12,884
Don't make fun!

352
00:12:12,886 --> 00:12:13,885
That's the whole point!

353
00:12:13,887 --> 00:12:14,886
Do it peaceful-like!

354
00:12:14,888 --> 00:12:15,787
It's a massacre!

355
00:12:15,789 --> 00:12:16,888
There's nothing peaceful.

356
00:12:16,890 --> 00:12:19,624
I don't want to
look at a massacre!

357
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:26,198
So, according to our records,
you are claiming a dependent

358
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:30,269
for which you have no
official documentation.

359
00:12:32,038 --> 00:12:33,939
Yes?

360
00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,447
Are you okay?

361
00:12:40,449 --> 00:12:42,249
You're sweating profusely.

362
00:12:42,251 --> 00:12:48,123
Oh, no, yes, yes, I, um,
I'm just very worried.

363
00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:52,061
You know, the babysitters were
supposed to bring the baby back

364
00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:55,631
by 3:00, and where are you?

365
00:12:55,633 --> 00:12:57,232
Where are you guys?

366
00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:58,233
I understand.

367
00:12:58,235 --> 00:12:59,234
Crying baby!

368
00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:00,235
Crying baby here!

369
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:01,236
Oh, my God.

370
00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:02,170
There's my sweet baby.

371
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:04,106
Excuse me, won't you?

372
00:13:04,108 --> 00:13:05,340
Come on. Let's go.

373
00:13:06,143 --> 00:13:08,276
You guys, you found a baby!

374
00:13:08,278 --> 00:13:09,511
Where did you find a baby?

375
00:13:09,513 --> 00:13:12,647
Oh, you guys, I love you so much.
Where...?

376
00:13:12,649 --> 00:13:14,649
Okay, Dee, which crucifix
do you find more tasteful?

377
00:13:15,652 --> 00:13:17,318
Are out of your goddamn minds?

378
00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:18,319
What is this? Where's the baby?

379
00:13:18,321 --> 00:13:21,355
Do you really want a kidnapping on top
of all the other shit you got going on

380
00:13:21,357 --> 00:13:22,156
right now?

381
00:13:22,158 --> 00:13:23,690
We had a plan! We had a plan!

382
00:13:23,692 --> 00:13:25,126
She's totally buying it, okay?

383
00:13:25,128 --> 00:13:26,160
Come on. Make a decision.

384
00:13:26,162 --> 00:13:27,160
Yeah, but for how long?

385
00:13:27,162 --> 00:13:28,829
She could be out
there for for hours.

386
00:13:28,831 --> 00:13:30,964
And I have to produce
a real baby!

387
00:13:30,966 --> 00:13:33,967
Stop thinking about your problems and
start thinking about our problems.

388
00:13:34,970 --> 00:13:36,303
Dee, calm down, calm down.

389
00:13:36,305 --> 00:13:37,304
You are so emotional right now.

390
00:13:37,306 --> 00:13:38,305
And so wet, too.

391
00:13:38,307 --> 00:13:40,141
Oh, my God, I'm gonna kill you.

392
00:13:40,143 --> 00:13:42,143
Okay, okay, just shut up for
a second, let me think.

393
00:13:42,145 --> 00:13:43,978
All right, yes, go to the bar.

394
00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:47,614
That'll get me out of here and buy me
some time to get this bitch off my balls.

395
00:13:47,616 --> 00:13:48,716
Bye!

396
00:13:48,718 --> 00:13:50,217
Very, very sick baby.

397
00:13:50,219 --> 00:13:50,985
Very sick baby!

398
00:13:50,987 --> 00:13:53,020
It's so sad when they don't
feel well, isn't it?

399
00:13:53,022 --> 00:13:54,688
Lock up, won't you,
on your way out?

400
00:13:54,690 --> 00:13:55,463
And let's definitely reschedule.

401
00:13:55,583 --> 00:13:58,159
Let's do. Shh!

402
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:04,505
Hey, yeah, so I was thinking
about my title, because I think

403
00:14:04,507 --> 00:14:07,608
it should be "Vice President
of Worldwide Disibution."

404
00:14:07,610 --> 00:14:08,609
But you don't need a title.

405
00:14:08,611 --> 00:14:12,613
What I need you to do for the next three
weeks is to deflect Mac and Charlie.

406
00:14:12,615 --> 00:14:13,247
That's easy.

407
00:14:13,249 --> 00:14:14,148
I can do that, Frank.

408
00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:15,182
That's what I'm good at.

409
00:14:15,184 --> 00:14:17,451
But I am gonna need a business
card, 'cause I want to be able

410
00:14:17,453 --> 00:14:20,954
to hand that shit to people, so they
know that I am in a place of power.

411
00:14:20,956 --> 00:14:22,089
It's not important.

412
00:14:22,091 --> 00:14:24,257
It's important to me, Frank!

413
00:14:24,259 --> 00:14:27,026
And I know that what's important
to you is money and power, but I

414
00:14:27,028 --> 00:14:29,696
don't want real power, because
with real power comes real

415
00:14:29,698 --> 00:14:32,331
responsibility, and I don't
want any of that shit.

416
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:33,966
I just want the money.

417
00:14:33,968 --> 00:14:36,836
And the illusion of power.

418
00:14:36,838 --> 00:14:38,938
And puss.

419
00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:39,605
What?

420
00:14:39,607 --> 00:14:40,906
Hell, I don't know, Frank.

421
00:14:40,908 --> 00:14:41,741
I don't know, man.

422
00:14:41,743 --> 00:14:42,375
What?

423
00:14:42,377 --> 00:14:44,344
Tell me, tell me.

424
00:14:44,346 --> 00:14:46,613
I need something.

425
00:14:46,615 --> 00:14:52,087
I mean, I got this, uh...
this giant gaping hole inside me.

426
00:14:52,089 --> 00:14:52,988
Oh.

427
00:14:52,990 --> 00:14:58,861
And I'm-I'm always trying
to fill it with something.

428
00:14:58,863 --> 00:15:02,632
I like to call it my,
uh, my God hole.

429
00:15:02,634 --> 00:15:03,166
Oh.

430
00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:07,537
And I think a lot of people in this
world, they-they fill it with religion.

431
00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:08,805
But I don't believe in God.

432
00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:11,040
But you want to
fill it with pussy.

433
00:15:11,042 --> 00:15:12,108
Yeah.

434
00:15:12,110 --> 00:15:12,709
Yo!

435
00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:14,711
Hey, Dennis and Frank, you here?

436
00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:15,812
Yeah, oh, oh!

437
00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:19,048
Good. Guys, we got to help Dee
with her tax audit situation.

438
00:15:19,050 --> 00:15:20,684
So, Dennis, please, if you
could take the floor.

439
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:22,186
W-Wait, wait.

440
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:23,787
What tax audit situation?

441
00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:24,521
Oh, right.

442
00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:27,826
Okay, so Dee's baby scheme blew up in
her face and now she's getting audited.

443
00:15:27,828 --> 00:15:30,428
Deandra, did you tell
the IRS you work here?

444
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,296
Of course I did.

445
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,599
We can't have the IRS
looking around our books.

446
00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:34,166
Why?

447
00:15:34,168 --> 00:15:35,100
What's wrong with our books?

448
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:35,934
Let me step in here.

449
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,937
Um, I think what you're trying
to say is that the IRS poking

450
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,806
around our bar business
is no good for anyone.

451
00:15:40,808 --> 00:15:45,411
Look, it's gonna be best for all of
us to get the IRS off of Dee's back.

452
00:15:45,413 --> 00:15:46,112
Okay.

453
00:15:46,114 --> 00:15:49,949
So, as the only rational and
emotionless person here, I'm

454
00:15:49,951 --> 00:15:51,684
gonna tell you guys
what we need to do.

455
00:15:51,686 --> 00:15:56,154
See, you've all been trying to convince
the IRS that Dee's baby is alive.

456
00:15:56,156 --> 00:16:02,661
What you really need to be doing is
convincing the IRS that Dee's baby is dead.

457
00:16:11,006 --> 00:16:13,108
This is dark.

458
00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:14,976
Darkest thing we've ever done.

459
00:16:14,978 --> 00:16:17,346
Mm-hmm.

460
00:16:20,551 --> 00:16:22,285
Oh. Hello.

461
00:16:22,287 --> 00:16:24,020
I'm looking for Dee Reynolds.

462
00:16:24,022 --> 00:16:24,854
Yes.

463
00:16:24,856 --> 00:16:26,523
Won't you have a seat please?

464
00:16:26,525 --> 00:16:27,891
What's going on?

465
00:16:27,893 --> 00:16:28,892
Baby croaked.

466
00:16:28,894 --> 00:16:31,529
Oh, yes.

467
00:16:31,531 --> 00:16:34,399
Oh, my God.

468
00:16:34,401 --> 00:16:35,667
This is insane, right?

469
00:16:35,669 --> 00:16:36,568
Mm-hmm.

470
00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:39,903
I mean, this definitely feels like
emotion trumping reason, correct?

471
00:16:39,905 --> 00:16:40,470
Yep.

472
00:16:40,472 --> 00:16:44,474
Also, dude, I'm sorry, but is
this the size you had in mind?

473
00:16:44,476 --> 00:16:45,742
Yes.

474
00:16:45,744 --> 00:16:46,676
It's too big.

475
00:16:46,678 --> 00:16:47,644
It's not too big.

476
00:16:47,646 --> 00:16:50,280
You should just be happy I
didn't spray it down yet.

477
00:16:50,282 --> 00:16:52,048
No, you're not getting
any more blood.

478
00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:53,049
That's it.

479
00:16:53,051 --> 00:16:54,851
"He was my sweet angel..."

480
00:16:54,853 --> 00:16:55,818
All right, Dee, here we go.

481
00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:56,852
It's showtime. Are you ready?

482
00:16:56,854 --> 00:16:58,120
Okay, I have a couple questions.

483
00:16:58,122 --> 00:16:58,621
Yeah?

484
00:16:58,623 --> 00:17:00,555
I'm getting nervous, Dennis,
'cause I don't think I can do

485
00:17:00,557 --> 00:17:01,256
the speech that you wrote.

486
00:17:01,258 --> 00:17:02,158
Let me hear some of it.

487
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,460
Okay, and this is the thing, I-I
can't, I can't cry on command.

488
00:17:04,462 --> 00:17:06,363
Jesus Christ, Dee.

489
00:17:06,365 --> 00:17:09,066
I mean, how are you planning
on becoming an actress at all?

490
00:17:09,068 --> 00:17:11,836
You can't make people laugh, 'cause you're
not funny, you can't cry on command.

491
00:17:11,838 --> 00:17:12,636
What can you do?

492
00:17:12,638 --> 00:17:16,007
I-I can try harder, but it's just that...
All right, well, the good

493
00:17:16,009 --> 00:17:19,010
news is I anticipated this, so I brought...
What's that?

494
00:17:19,012 --> 00:17:20,511
a bit of chili powder.

495
00:17:20,513 --> 00:17:23,415
I'm gonna blow this directly into
your eyes, and trust me, you'll cry.

496
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,649
Okay, is that safe though?

497
00:17:24,651 --> 00:17:25,216
Is this...?

498
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:26,918
Well, it's, you know,
it's safe enough.

499
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,119
Let's give it a try, shall we?

500
00:17:29,155 --> 00:17:30,054
No, no, no, no, no, no!

501
00:17:30,056 --> 00:17:30,889
Shh-shh-shh.

502
00:17:30,891 --> 00:17:31,956
Oh, shit!

503
00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:32,724
Oh!

504
00:17:32,726 --> 00:17:33,724
Shh-shh-shh.

505
00:17:33,726 --> 00:17:34,559
Okay, listen, listen, listen.

506
00:17:34,561 --> 00:17:35,693
Save it, save it!

507
00:17:35,695 --> 00:17:36,494
We're starting.

508
00:17:36,496 --> 00:17:37,195
Ready?

509
00:17:37,197 --> 00:17:37,962
We're starting, Dee.

510
00:17:37,964 --> 00:17:38,497
Break a leg.

511
00:17:39,967 --> 00:17:42,401
Oh.

512
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,242
It's really heavy.

513
00:17:49,244 --> 00:17:50,410
What did Frank put in there?

514
00:17:50,412 --> 00:17:51,612
The urinal rocks.

515
00:17:51,614 --> 00:17:52,279
Oh.

516
00:17:52,281 --> 00:17:53,280
Coming in handy, huh?

517
00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:53,780
Yeah.

518
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:58,986
Oh, this is a very sad day for
the entire Paddy's Pub family.

519
00:17:58,988 --> 00:17:59,787
Mm-hmm.

520
00:17:59,789 --> 00:18:06,160
At times like this, I-I like to quench
my thirst with a delicious Wolf Cola.

521
00:18:09,665 --> 00:18:13,401
There's nothing like that...
to wash away the sorrow.

522
00:18:13,403 --> 00:18:14,935
Hear, hear.

523
00:18:14,937 --> 00:18:15,970
That's my bit.

524
00:18:15,972 --> 00:18:19,741
Now it's time for the
grieving mother.

525
00:18:19,743 --> 00:18:22,110
Uh... oh.

526
00:18:22,112 --> 00:18:23,311
Hello, everyone.

527
00:18:23,313 --> 00:18:24,579
Ah, God.

528
00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:26,748
Thank you so much for coming.

529
00:18:28,219 --> 00:18:30,552
It's such a sad day, isn't it?

530
00:18:30,554 --> 00:18:32,788
Oh, little Barney.

531
00:18:32,790 --> 00:18:35,558
You were my special angel.

532
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:36,926
And only angels can fly.

533
00:18:36,928 --> 00:18:38,095
Good God. Sorry.

534
00:18:38,097 --> 00:18:38,829
Sob.

535
00:18:38,831 --> 00:18:40,363
Sob, you bitch.

536
00:18:43,168 --> 00:18:44,200
Oh, it hurts!

537
00:18:44,202 --> 00:18:45,869
God, it hurts!

538
00:18:45,871 --> 00:18:47,136
The pain inside.

539
00:18:48,172 --> 00:18:49,337
God, it hurts so bad.

540
00:18:49,339 --> 00:18:50,038
Okay.

541
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:50,906
Oh, my God, I'm sorry.

542
00:18:50,908 --> 00:18:51,473
That's enough.

543
00:18:51,475 --> 00:18:52,240
Okay, Dee.

544
00:18:52,242 --> 00:18:54,075
I'm sorry, I just...

545
00:18:54,077 --> 00:18:55,009
Are my eyes bleeding?

546
00:18:55,578 --> 00:18:56,477
Oh, my God, is there blood?

547
00:18:56,479 --> 00:18:57,278
Okay. Oh!

548
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:57,911
Is there blood?

549
00:18:57,913 --> 00:18:58,979
You son of a bitch!

550
00:18:58,981 --> 00:19:00,313
Wow.

551
00:19:00,315 --> 00:19:01,581
Heavy stuff, guys.

552
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:04,251
Heavy stuff, heavy
subject matter.

553
00:19:04,253 --> 00:19:09,056
Anyway, uh, Barney,
you died too young.

554
00:19:09,058 --> 00:19:11,458
Before you could walk.

555
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:14,561
Before you could talk.

556
00:19:14,563 --> 00:19:17,765
And before you had the chance
to get together the proper

557
00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:23,403
paperwork, all that paperwork that you
need to prove— Oh, thank you so much.

558
00:19:23,405 --> 00:19:26,171
Wolf Cola, everyone.

559
00:19:26,173 --> 00:19:28,641
It's the right
cola for closure.

560
00:19:28,643 --> 00:19:32,044
Let's talk about closure, 'cause that...
Can I talk to you for a second?

561
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,578
Yeah.

562
00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:34,780
Dude, something stinks.

563
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:35,981
I know, I know.

564
00:19:35,983 --> 00:19:39,417
Have you noticed that all we wanted to
do was talk about our money... Right.

565
00:19:39,419 --> 00:19:41,686
and then we kept getting pushed
into talking about other things?

566
00:19:41,688 --> 00:19:44,456
And then when we leave, Frank and
Dennis became all buddy-buddy.

567
00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:47,559
Yeah, there were a lot of backroom
dealings going on in here, you know?

568
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,294
What the hell is this?

569
00:19:49,296 --> 00:19:53,332
"Dennis Reynolds, Executive Vice
President of Worldwide Distribution.

570
00:19:53,334 --> 00:19:55,801
Wolf Cola."

571
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,069
What the hell, dude?

572
00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:59,271
See, now I'm getting pissed off,
you know, 'cause I think those

573
00:19:59,273 --> 00:20:01,106
two are conspiring against us.

574
00:20:01,108 --> 00:20:03,809
Let's go out there and expose these
sons of bitches for who they are.

575
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:06,845
And the most important thing to
remember is that this whole

576
00:20:06,847 --> 00:20:08,880
thing is over, right?

577
00:20:08,882 --> 00:20:09,581
Dead.

578
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,182
Every single person in
this room has to move on.

579
00:20:13,152 --> 00:20:13,951
That's excellent.

580
00:20:13,953 --> 00:20:15,018
Excellent, Dennis.

581
00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:16,019
Thank you, thank you.

582
00:20:16,021 --> 00:20:19,689
Now, we would like to pay our
respects to the dead baby.

583
00:20:19,691 --> 00:20:23,059
And in the Christian tradition,
we're gonna open up the casket

584
00:20:23,061 --> 00:20:25,127
to take one last look
at his tiny corpse.

585
00:20:25,129 --> 00:20:26,061
You don't want to do that.

586
00:20:26,063 --> 00:20:27,196
What is happening?

587
00:20:27,198 --> 00:20:29,399
This is what you get when you
mess with the Pickle Party.

588
00:20:29,401 --> 00:20:30,133
Pickle Party.

589
00:20:30,135 --> 00:20:33,036
Prepare for your hearts
to turn to stones!

590
00:20:34,773 --> 00:20:35,571
God.

591
00:20:36,207 --> 00:20:37,373
What the hell is that?

592
00:20:38,042 --> 00:20:40,409
It's the dead dog
from the alleyway.

593
00:20:40,411 --> 00:20:41,711
I was compromising.

594
00:20:41,713 --> 00:20:43,680
I figured we'd give
it a proper burial.

595
00:20:43,682 --> 00:20:44,447
Okay.

596
00:20:44,449 --> 00:20:48,018
Well, I'm done here.

597
00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:50,320
Well, I'll tell you what.

598
00:20:50,322 --> 00:20:52,690
Dee's definitely going
down in this audit.

599
00:20:52,692 --> 00:20:54,358
I think we're all
going down, Charlie.

600
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:57,963
Okay, you know what, here— let's
vote on something once and for all.

601
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,966
Everybody in favor of Frank not
making all of the decisions in

602
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:04,101
the bar anymore,
raise your hands.

603
00:21:04,103 --> 00:21:05,102
Great, that's settled.

604
00:21:05,104 --> 00:21:06,102
Even he's on board.

605
00:21:06,104 --> 00:21:09,705
Okay, and finally, all in favor
of going back to the old system

606
00:21:09,707 --> 00:21:12,842
of organized chaos, where
emotion trumps reason every

607
00:21:12,844 --> 00:21:15,044
single time and we just yell at
each other to get the shit that

608
00:21:15,046 --> 00:21:16,078
we want, raise your hands.

609
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,446
Fantastic!

610
00:21:17,448 --> 00:21:20,649
I've got a few things I'd like to
yell about now, so we can all start.

611
00:21:20,651 --> 00:21:21,716
My eyes! My eyes!

612
00:21:21,718 --> 00:21:23,885
You opened the casket!

613
00:21:25,956 --> 00:21:35,956
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