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We are
looking at one of the most

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powerful storm systems ever to hit
the Philadelphia area, folks.

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As the hurricane moves up the
East Coast, we're already

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starting to feel its impact with
heavy winds, and everyone is

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bracing themselves for
torrential rainfall.

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Oh, my God.

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I've never seen
anything of this magnitude.

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I can't believe how
severe this is.

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They get bigger
and bigger every year.

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We're expecting
20 to 30 inches.

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Philadelphia,
this is dangerous.

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Stay indoors and be safe.

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Well, I, for one, would like to
meet this Jackie Denardo and

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see if her breasts are
as staggering in person.

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Guys, maybe we
should get a 3-D TV.

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The breasts are only going to
keep getting bigger, and we need

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the latest technology
to keep up.

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Are you
guys kidding me?

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You're focused on boobies at a
time when a massive storm is

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about to hit Philadelphia?

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It's a hurricane
we're talking about.

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Oh, she's talking about it and,
you know, we're sort of

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listening and we're
enjoying her breasts.

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Just let us have this.

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The breasts make you care about the
weather in a really good way, not...

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Guys, maybe she's right.

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I mean, maybe we are too focused
on this woman's breasts.

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Switch it to the
other news channel.

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Amigos, tenemos... Ho!

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Whoo!

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Cha, cha, cha.

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Oh, man, it's internacional.

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It's on every channel.

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These are the breasts
we should focus on.

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Hello, 'sup?

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'Sup?

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'Sup?

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'Sup?

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What are you wearing?

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Oh, I got all riled up by the
weather report and ain't a drop

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of rain out there, so I put this
old trash bag on to keep myself

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protected.

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Yeah, you did it
for nothing, huh?

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Yeah, it's media hype hyping up
the storm, making people all

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nervous about it.

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I don't know, Frank, I don't
think this is hype 'cause

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they're calling it the
storm of the century.

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Well, I'll tell you what, Dee,
um, because you might be

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right, I think it's worth
switching over to the other

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channel because I feel like the
coverage was a little bit more extensive.

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As you can see behind me...
Ho, look at that!

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Oh, come on!

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Yeah.

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Sync & corrected by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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I'm broadcasting to you live
from the All American Home

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Center where shoppers are facing
long lines to buy supplies for

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the hurricane expected...
They're talking about evacuating the city.

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Guys, maybe this is more
serious than we thought.

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Yeah, it's serious, it's
a category five storm.

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We've got to get ready.

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Oh, shit.

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Dude, maybe the
Mexicans were right.

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What are you talking about?

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The Mexicans predicted that the
world was going to end in 2012.

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That was the Mayans, dude.

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Mayans, Mexicans—
what's the difference?

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One difference is that
the Mayans are extinct.

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Yeah, the Mexicans
killed the Mayans.

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No, the Spaniards banged the
Mayans, turned 'em into Mexicans.

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Oh, guys, this
doesn't look good.

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Okay, we're now getting
unconfirmed reports of sporadic

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looting in cities
along the East Coast.

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People are looting now?

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Come on.

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Ah, it's the media.

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They hype the storm,
they hype the looting.

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It's all for ratings.

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Whatever.

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Either way, I think we should
head up to higher ground, you

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know, go to the Poconos.

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No, you don't want to
go up in the mountains.

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Are you crazy?

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That's just putting you
closer to the storm.

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You want to go low,
low as can be.

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All right, you know what?

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We got to stop pussydicking
around here, okay?

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It's time to get in the bunker.

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Bunker, what bunker?

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Yeah, we, uh, we converted this
old storage closet into a

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place where we could
ride out Y2K.

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Ha, Y2K— perfect example of how
the press hypes everything

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to no end and nothing happens.

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Well, we know that now, Frank, but
back then we were pretty scared.

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Yeah, but why were we so scared?

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Well, Dee got us all worked up
about the computers taking

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over mankind and then she
had us build this bunker.

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Yeah, robopocalypse— machines
communicating with each

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other and conspiring to
destroy the human race.

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That is complete
nonsense, Deandra.

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Is it nonsense?

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Is it nonsense, or is it
nonsense that we rely solely on

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computers to run every
aspect of our lives, huh?

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Hysterical, she's hysterical.

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Calm down, Dee.

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Here, come check
out the bunker.

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It's pretty cool.

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What the hell?

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What the hell happened
to the bunker?

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We, uh, we raided the
bunker directly after Y2K.

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Well, now it's empty, now there's
nothing in here for us to use.

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And why is there a condom
wrapper on the floor?

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Uh, you've probably been
banging in the bunker, right?

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Guilty.

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I've been watching
him bang in here.

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Have you?

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Weird, weird.

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The bunker is for emergencies.

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This is not a joke.

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Yeah, well, whatever, you know.

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Yeah, that's an
emergency, I guess.

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I see that somebody's also been
eating a lot of your weird

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canned foods and
sardines, Charlie.

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Yeah, where's all my...?

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Yeah, well, he was probably down
here with Mac, watching you

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rape girls and
eating pickled eggs.

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I don't rape girls, come on.

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Yeah, and I don't eat that many pickled eggs, but...
Well, you know what?

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Let's stock up on some more
pickled eggs down here, though.

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That's a good idea.

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Let's go to the All
American Home store.

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We can get all of
our supplies there.

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The All American?

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Yeah.

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That's the place with the weather...
Yeah.

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Let's go there.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Let's go there.

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Wait, you're gonna actually go
where the media is advertising?

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Oh, come on, Frank, it's not like
we've never been to the All

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American Home Center before.

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It's in our minds, you know,
and she's in my mind.

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Let's go there, it's settled.

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Right, I know, but first we
need to board up windows, so,

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Frank, you help me with this
plywood and you guys can each

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grab a box over there and then we'll...
And they have left, they have left now.

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I'm only still here 'cause
I'm not as quick as them.

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Is that a pickled egg?

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No, it's an egg I
brought from home.

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Attention, all All American
Home Center shoppers...

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People seem pretty amped up.

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We should get our supplies
before they sell out.

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Yeah, for sure, you know, we
should come up with a plan and

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we should divide up.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, they're spectacular.

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Imagine that image in 3-D.

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Oh, baby.

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Yeah, my God.

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Guys, I'm telling you, we should
get one of these 3-D TVs.

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Yeah, totally, but
not now, okay?

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We can't spend our
money on a 3-D TV.

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Right, right, all right, we got
to get the supplies, head up

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to the Poconos ASAP.

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Come on.

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I don't know, I mean,
let's think about this.

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I mean, for all we know, it
could be the end of days.

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No, it's not the end of days.

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I don't want to go uphill.

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Guys, it's not the end of days.

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Calm down, it's
just a storm, okay?

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We-We'll get some batteries,
we'll get some supplies.

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Food, we'll get food.

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Yeah, we'll get food.

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Okay, but I feel like you
did— you didn't say food.

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Yeah, we'll get food, okay?

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Jesus Christ.

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Relax.

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Okay, yeah, I'm,
I'm getting crazy.

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All right, I'll get the food.

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Yeah— oh, my God.

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You guys get the supplies.

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Okay, we'll get the supplies.

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Okay.

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Okay, give us the cash because...
No, no, it's— I have Frank's credit card.

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You take the cash.

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You got the cash, we got
the credit card, let's go.

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Hey, you know what
I was thinking?

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In addition to supplies, might
be nice to grab some girls, you

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know, get them back to the bar.

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This Jackie Denardo chick— she's,
uh, sparked another storm

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inside me if you
know what I mean.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Might be nice to ride the
storm out with some chicks.

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Yeah, yeah, and we could use 'em to
repopulate the planet or something.

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That'll be great to have them.

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I'm not going to entertain
this notion anymore.

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I don't want to hear it.

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Okay, I'd at least like to find
one, like, Mexican or Mayan

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or something for predictions.

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No, but get some
batteries, though.

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You be the battery guy and I'll
be the, the chicks and tits guy.

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All right.

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Frank!

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Frank, you want to come
help me do this or what?

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No, come over here.
I want you to see this.

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Frank...
Come on, check this out.

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At any moment, hoards of maniacs could
come pouring through the windows.

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This doesn't concern you?

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Come on, Deandra.

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Please come over here and
sit down, look at this.

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Oh! What?

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You remember years ago there
was a storm in New Orleans?

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Hurricane Katrina?

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- Yes.
- Yeah, I remember it. Mm-hmm.

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Okay, check this out.

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What do you think those people
are doing, surviving or looting?

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They're surviving.

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Ah. Okay.

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Do you remember a man
named Rodney King?

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Yes, of course I do.

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Okay, the LAPD worked
him over really good.

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Yes.

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Okay. This was taken during
the Rodney King riots.

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What do you think these people
are doing, looting or surviving?

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Well, they're looting.

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Ah, of course.

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Well, it's the media, see?

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When it's white people, it's
survival, and when it's black

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people, it's looting.

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No, Frank, it's because the white
people are stealing bread,

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and the black people
are stealing speakers.

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If the white people were
stealing stereo equipment, I

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would say they
were looting, too.

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How do you know the blacks don't
have bread in those speakers?

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What are you talking about?

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What are we talking
about right now?

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There are big things to do.

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Oh, okay, all right, listen,
listen, listen, okay, calm down.

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This is the best part.

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More?

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Oh, yeah, just check this out.

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This was taken
during the riots.

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Do you recognize
anybody in there?

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What are you doing in the video?

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I happened to be out in L.A.
during the riots.

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I was on business.

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And to steal ski
equipment, I guess.

248
00:08:14,350 --> 00:08:16,083
Yeah, well, I went in for a loaf
of bread, I took some skis.

249
00:08:16,085 --> 00:08:17,084
Everybody's happy.

250
00:08:17,086 --> 00:08:18,919
Not the people who own the skis.

251
00:08:18,921 --> 00:08:19,920
Oh, shit.

252
00:08:19,922 --> 00:08:22,690
All right, all right, calm...
Oh, my God, the power went out!

253
00:08:22,692 --> 00:08:23,691
Calm down.

254
00:08:23,693 --> 00:08:24,693
This is terrible!

255
00:08:24,695 --> 00:08:25,527
We got to get at...

256
00:08:25,529 --> 00:08:26,362
Jesus! Goddamn it.

257
00:08:26,364 --> 00:08:28,063
That's why I like to have
this little baby with me.

258
00:08:28,065 --> 00:08:30,999
Come on. I'm go...
All right, let's go to the bunker... bunker.

259
00:08:31,001 --> 00:08:32,000
You come with me.

260
00:08:32,002 --> 00:08:32,834
Yeah, go first. Don't.

261
00:08:32,836 --> 00:08:33,835
Just be careful with that.

262
00:08:33,837 --> 00:08:35,837
We're gonna call it
a hurricane party.

263
00:08:35,839 --> 00:08:36,838
It's gonna be cool.

264
00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:37,839
It's gonna be awesome, yeah.

265
00:08:37,841 --> 00:08:38,841
What's a hurricane party?

266
00:08:38,843 --> 00:08:40,509
A hurricane party's exactly
what it sounds like.

267
00:08:40,511 --> 00:08:42,311
It's a party during a hurricane
at our bar, Paddy's Pub.

268
00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:43,179
Oh, I've heard of that bar.

269
00:08:43,181 --> 00:08:44,180
Yeah?

270
00:08:44,182 --> 00:08:47,249
Hey! Hello!

271
00:08:47,251 --> 00:08:48,651
All right, all right! Hi.

272
00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,653
Crazy, crazy weather
coming our way.

273
00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:51,654
Yeah. Yeah.

274
00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,322
You trying to get these girls
down to the bunker, or...?

275
00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:56,158
Oh, no, I'm inviting them back
to our very cool bar we own.

276
00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,159
Oh, cool, cool.

277
00:08:57,161 --> 00:08:58,160
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

278
00:08:58,162 --> 00:08:59,996
Yeah, we got a
sweet bunker, too.

279
00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:02,765
Yeah, well... It's, like, so secure,
people can't get in or out if we don't

280
00:09:02,767 --> 00:09:03,699
want 'em to.

281
00:09:03,701 --> 00:09:05,501
We'll be, like, totally
safe down there.

282
00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:06,501
Yeah.

283
00:09:06,503 --> 00:09:07,335
I got a bunch of supplies.

284
00:09:07,337 --> 00:09:08,170
You guys like pickled eggs?

285
00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:10,905
Sardines, too... Yeah, we got a bunch
of other, you know, normal food and

286
00:09:10,907 --> 00:09:11,672
normal stuff there, too.

287
00:09:11,674 --> 00:09:12,506
Yeah.

288
00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:13,341
Yeah, it's a great bar.

289
00:09:13,343 --> 00:09:15,242
Gonna be free drinks for
everybody, so you know, you'll

290
00:09:15,244 --> 00:09:18,179
come, you'll party with us, and you can
bring your girlfriends, too, you know?

291
00:09:18,181 --> 00:09:19,180
Sure.

292
00:09:19,182 --> 00:09:21,182
We don't want
just the two of you.

293
00:09:21,184 --> 00:09:23,184
You got to bring
your girlfriends.

294
00:09:23,186 --> 00:09:24,185
That's a requirement.

295
00:09:24,187 --> 00:09:25,185
Sounds like fun.

296
00:09:25,187 --> 00:09:26,753
Can our boyfriends come, too?

297
00:09:26,755 --> 00:09:29,557
Oh.

298
00:09:29,559 --> 00:09:30,858
Your boyfriends?

299
00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:33,894
Yeah, our boyfriends.

300
00:09:33,896 --> 00:09:38,698
You two have boyfriends?

301
00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:46,271
How did you not know...
that the reason I invited you back to my bar...

302
00:09:46,273 --> 00:09:48,874
was to bang you?

303
00:09:48,876 --> 00:09:50,075
Get out of here!

304
00:09:50,077 --> 00:09:51,343
Get the hell out of here!

305
00:09:51,345 --> 00:09:52,377
Get... Get out of here!

306
00:09:52,379 --> 00:09:53,378
Shoo away from me!

307
00:09:53,380 --> 00:09:54,380
You're a dick.

308
00:09:54,382 --> 00:09:55,381
You're a dick.

309
00:09:55,383 --> 00:09:57,383
She's a... I'm not a dick. Oh!

310
00:09:58,386 --> 00:09:59,385
It's okay.

311
00:09:59,387 --> 00:10:00,219
Take it easy, all right?

312
00:10:00,221 --> 00:10:01,220
What was that?

313
00:10:01,222 --> 00:10:02,222
That was too dark.

314
00:10:02,224 --> 00:10:03,223
They lied to me.

315
00:10:03,225 --> 00:10:05,058
Oh, okay, well, just
let it go, all right?

316
00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:06,793
If you want to entice these
ladies, you got to talk about

317
00:10:06,795 --> 00:10:08,662
the bunker, you got to
lead with the bunker...

318
00:10:08,664 --> 00:10:11,232
No. You end with the bunker,
or you don't talk about the bunker at all.

319
00:10:11,234 --> 00:10:12,099
Are you kidding me?

320
00:10:12,101 --> 00:10:12,967
What are you wearing?

321
00:10:12,969 --> 00:10:14,802
Dude, they have
amazing stuff here.

322
00:10:14,804 --> 00:10:15,802
I'm totally prepared.

323
00:10:15,804 --> 00:10:16,804
Check this out.

324
00:10:16,806 --> 00:10:17,805
How sweet is that?

325
00:10:17,807 --> 00:10:19,639
Dude... No, drop the...
Are you kidding me?

326
00:10:19,641 --> 00:10:21,807
You think girls are gonna want to
come back to a bar with a man

327
00:10:21,809 --> 00:10:23,776
dressed the way you're dressed
and carrying a hatchet?

328
00:10:23,778 --> 00:10:25,778
Yeah. They're gonna be, like,
"Look at this sweet dude, his

329
00:10:25,780 --> 00:10:27,079
awesome gear and his
awesome hatchet.

330
00:10:27,081 --> 00:10:29,180
He's prepared, he's
ready for anything.

331
00:10:29,182 --> 00:10:30,415
Storm coming? Hatchet coming."

332
00:10:30,417 --> 00:10:31,415
Dude, I have an idea.

333
00:10:31,417 --> 00:10:33,417
I'm gonna go to the
office section.

334
00:10:33,419 --> 00:10:34,818
Meet me in the office section.

335
00:10:34,820 --> 00:10:35,819
Okay. All right, good.

336
00:10:35,821 --> 00:10:37,821
I'll find Mac, 'cause we got
to get out of here, man.

337
00:10:37,823 --> 00:10:38,822
Okay, yeah, no, no.

338
00:10:38,824 --> 00:10:39,824
Um, let's loose the hatchet.

339
00:10:39,826 --> 00:10:43,861
Come on, man. The...
I got another hatchet.

340
00:10:43,863 --> 00:10:44,862
Don't you worry about that.

341
00:10:46,165 --> 00:10:47,498
Dark as shit in here.

342
00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:48,632
It's very creepy.

343
00:10:48,634 --> 00:10:50,835
Let's just get to the bunker.

344
00:10:51,904 --> 00:10:53,804
What was that? Was that a rat?

345
00:10:53,806 --> 00:10:57,874
It was a looter.
Loot... Behind us.

346
00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,544
Oh, a looter! Looter! Shoot him!

347
00:11:02,547 --> 00:11:03,546
No, don't shoot! It's Cricket!

348
00:11:05,550 --> 00:11:06,549
Ooh, no!

349
00:11:07,552 --> 00:11:08,550
Cricket.

350
00:11:08,552 --> 00:11:10,619
Oh, what are you doing
down here, Cricket?

351
00:11:10,621 --> 00:11:13,088
I come down the
bunker sometimes when it rains.

352
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:16,091
Oh, we got to get him
to the hospital.

353
00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:18,127
No, I ain't going
to no hospital.

354
00:11:18,129 --> 00:11:19,328
They euthanize the homeless.

355
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,462
They're goddamned death camps!

356
00:11:20,464 --> 00:11:21,464
You got no hand, Cricket.

357
00:11:21,466 --> 00:11:22,465
I have a hand, Frank.

358
00:11:22,467 --> 00:11:24,467
It's-It's a little...
I have a hole in it. Big deal.

359
00:11:24,469 --> 00:11:26,469
Oh, Frank, I'm gonna
be honest with you.

360
00:11:26,471 --> 00:11:28,204
I don't really want to go to the
hospital, either, you know,

361
00:11:28,206 --> 00:11:29,873
because we're gonna be there
when the hurricane hits, and

362
00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:31,642
it's gonna be packed to
the gills with vagrants.

363
00:11:31,644 --> 00:11:32,643
Are you out of your mind?

364
00:11:32,645 --> 00:11:34,478
This man is bleeding
to death here.

365
00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,480
Well, okay, oh, you
know what we could do?

366
00:11:36,482 --> 00:11:38,215
We could dress him up and take
him upstairs, and then the

367
00:11:38,217 --> 00:11:39,883
looters would think he's the
owner of the bar, and they'd

368
00:11:39,885 --> 00:11:41,552
have their way with him, and if
he died, you know, it's on them,

369
00:11:41,554 --> 00:11:42,486
and-and not on us.

370
00:11:42,488 --> 00:11:43,487
That-That's good.

371
00:11:43,489 --> 00:11:44,488
Let's just do that.

372
00:11:44,490 --> 00:11:45,489
Don't listen to him!

373
00:11:45,491 --> 00:11:46,490
He's delirious!

374
00:11:46,492 --> 00:11:47,325
You're bleeding out, Cricket!

375
00:11:47,327 --> 00:11:49,326
It's nothing...
Frank, this is nothing.

376
00:11:49,328 --> 00:11:50,327
Goddamn it!

377
00:11:50,329 --> 00:11:52,963
All right, Cricket, all right, fine,
we'll go, we'll go to the hospital.

378
00:11:52,965 --> 00:11:54,698
Frank, we are coming right back
here after we drop him off, to

379
00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:56,300
be where we are safe in the
bunker where we belong, okay?

380
00:11:56,302 --> 00:11:57,300
Let's go!

381
00:11:57,302 --> 00:11:58,301
Okay, get out.

382
00:11:58,303 --> 00:12:01,471
You're marching me to the ovens.

383
00:12:03,997 --> 00:12:04,924
Dennis!

384
00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:06,612
There you are, dude.

385
00:12:06,732 --> 00:12:08,562
Dude, things are getting
kind of bad in here, man.

386
00:12:08,614 --> 00:12:09,866
Like, people are all
worked up, right?

387
00:12:10,009 --> 00:12:11,008
I'm been trying to find Mac.

388
00:12:11,010 --> 00:12:12,844
He's not answering
my phone calls.

389
00:12:12,846 --> 00:12:14,912
I went out to the parking lot to
see if he was out there hiding

390
00:12:14,914 --> 00:12:15,846
out in the car or something.

391
00:12:15,848 --> 00:12:16,848
He took off! Car's gone!

392
00:12:16,850 --> 00:12:18,682
Mm, well, clearly, he's
evacuated to the Poconos.

393
00:12:18,684 --> 00:12:20,518
Do you really think
he'd do that to us?

394
00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:21,352
Absolutely do that to us.

395
00:12:21,354 --> 00:12:22,353
I don't know.

396
00:12:22,355 --> 00:12:23,355
This is bad, dude.

397
00:12:23,357 --> 00:12:24,356
What you got here?

398
00:12:24,358 --> 00:12:25,357
What you working on?

399
00:12:25,359 --> 00:12:26,191
Oh, uh, this is great.

400
00:12:26,193 --> 00:12:28,026
This is an agreement
for the women.

401
00:12:28,028 --> 00:12:29,027
Oh.

402
00:12:29,029 --> 00:12:30,763
Yeah, it guarantees that
whoever comes back to the bar

403
00:12:30,765 --> 00:12:32,698
with us agrees to follow all
the rules that we set forth.

404
00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:33,699
Well, that's smart.

405
00:12:33,701 --> 00:12:34,533
Walk me through the details.

406
00:12:34,535 --> 00:12:35,534
What you got, Dennis?

407
00:12:35,536 --> 00:12:37,369
Uh, it's all very simple,
Charlie, very simple stuff.

408
00:12:37,371 --> 00:12:38,370
Um, "I... state your name..."

409
00:12:38,372 --> 00:12:39,371
Charlie Kelly.

410
00:12:39,373 --> 00:12:40,372
Hmm? Well, not your name.

411
00:12:40,374 --> 00:12:41,373
Oh.

412
00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:42,375
Their name.

413
00:12:42,377 --> 00:12:45,878
"Being of sound mind and body, do
solemnly pledge that I do not

414
00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,046
have a boyfriend.

415
00:12:47,048 --> 00:12:50,115
Nor am I currently engaged in a
sexual relationship with another

416
00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:51,484
individual, females excluded."

417
00:12:51,486 --> 00:12:52,484
Right.

418
00:12:52,486 --> 00:12:54,853
"I hereby agree to be easygoing,
to engage in playful

419
00:12:54,855 --> 00:12:58,557
conversation, to always act as though I
desire your penis even when I don't."

420
00:12:58,559 --> 00:12:59,558
Yeah?

421
00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,560
And it sort of goes on and
on like that for a while.

422
00:13:01,562 --> 00:13:02,594
I love it. Where do I sign?

423
00:13:02,596 --> 00:13:05,630
Okay, again, um, you
don't sign anywhere.

424
00:13:05,632 --> 00:13:08,700
If we're doing a contract, I want to sign it, so...
This isn't a contract for

425
00:13:08,702 --> 00:13:09,635
you, Charlie.

426
00:13:09,637 --> 00:13:10,636
Uh, it's not?

427
00:13:10,638 --> 00:13:20,638
This is a contract... ♪ Till now I always
got by on my own I never really cared

428
00:13:36,132 --> 00:13:37,531
Oh, my God.

429
00:13:37,533 --> 00:13:40,133
Charlie, I might be in love with
this woman— not for the right

430
00:13:40,135 --> 00:13:40,734
reasons, mind you.

431
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:41,401
I got an idea.

432
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:42,402
Yeah.

433
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:44,704
Let's get her back to
the bunker, right?

434
00:13:44,706 --> 00:13:47,906
She's the perfect kind of woman
to start over the new world with.

435
00:13:47,908 --> 00:13:49,775
We would create a race of super
giant-breasted women, you know?

436
00:13:49,777 --> 00:13:51,444
I'd start sleeping with your
daughters, you'd sleep with my

437
00:13:51,446 --> 00:13:53,046
daughters, I'd sleep with your
daughters' daughters, you'd

438
00:13:53,048 --> 00:13:53,646
sleep with my daughters'

439
00:13:53,648 --> 00:13:54,648
daughters.

440
00:13:54,650 --> 00:13:56,450
We die, our sons would sleep
with our daughters' daughters'

441
00:13:56,452 --> 00:13:57,451
daughters.

442
00:13:57,453 --> 00:13:58,218
It's like a perfect society.

443
00:13:58,220 --> 00:13:59,987
Okay, I see where you're going
with that, but it sounds

444
00:13:59,989 --> 00:14:01,856
like it could get
a little messy.

445
00:14:01,858 --> 00:14:04,458
It could get a little stick...
let's work out a new agreement, you know...

446
00:14:04,460 --> 00:14:05,993
All right, we'll come up
with a separate agreement.

447
00:14:05,995 --> 00:14:07,662
Who sleeps with whose daughter?

448
00:14:07,664 --> 00:14:08,329
Okay, that sounds good.

449
00:14:08,331 --> 00:14:10,164
Um, all right, I'm gonna go
talk to this woman, you know?

450
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:10,831
All right, okay, okay.

451
00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,133
All right.

452
00:14:12,135 --> 00:14:14,401
Um... I got to say, man, this
woman's, like, really throwing

453
00:14:14,403 --> 00:14:16,404
me off, dude, I feel
very, very nervous.

454
00:14:16,406 --> 00:14:17,171
I don't usually get nervous.

455
00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:18,239
You want me to help you out?

456
00:14:18,241 --> 00:14:18,906
Yeah... no.

457
00:14:18,908 --> 00:14:19,840
I'll go over there with you.

458
00:14:19,842 --> 00:14:22,976
No, no, no, I want you to stay
as far away from me as possible.

459
00:14:22,978 --> 00:14:24,578
You're standing too close
to me as it is, actually.

460
00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:25,512
Have you gotten
into the cheese?

461
00:14:25,514 --> 00:14:27,213
There's a whole cheese section.

462
00:14:27,215 --> 00:14:27,880
I bet there is.

463
00:14:27,882 --> 00:14:28,548
I went nuts.

464
00:14:28,550 --> 00:14:29,315
All right, well, you stink.

465
00:14:29,317 --> 00:14:31,084
Mm-hmm, all right,
you know what?

466
00:14:31,086 --> 00:14:33,019
I'll find Frank,
he'll pick us up.

467
00:14:33,021 --> 00:14:33,919
Okay, yeah, go call Frank.

468
00:14:33,921 --> 00:14:37,123
I'm gonna go talk to the, uh...
I don't think I can do it

469
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:37,757
dressed like this, though.

470
00:14:37,759 --> 00:14:40,427
I look ridiculous.

471
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:46,200
You guys, I don't mean to be a bother,
but are we almost at the hospital?

472
00:14:46,202 --> 00:14:47,201
Shut the hell up, Cricket!

473
00:14:47,203 --> 00:14:49,270
Okay, I'm driving
as fast as I can!

474
00:14:49,272 --> 00:14:50,471
Do you not see that?

475
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:53,007
Move!

476
00:14:53,009 --> 00:14:54,141
What are you doing, Frank?

477
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:54,908
What are you doing, Frank?

478
00:14:54,910 --> 00:14:55,876
I'm getting air.

479
00:14:55,878 --> 00:14:57,811
You're sucking it all
up with your panicking.

480
00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:58,511
It's freezing outside.

481
00:14:58,513 --> 00:15:01,047
You're gonna catch cold and then everyone's
going to get sick in the bunker.

482
00:15:01,049 --> 00:15:02,815
What are you talking
about, freezing?

483
00:15:02,817 --> 00:15:04,216
It's sunny as shit.

484
00:15:04,218 --> 00:15:06,285
Will you calm down,
for crying out loud?

485
00:15:06,287 --> 00:15:08,253
You're gonna give
me a heart attack.

486
00:15:09,222 --> 00:15:10,255
Oh, all right.

487
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,256
Let's go.

488
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,323
It's Charlie.

489
00:15:12,325 --> 00:15:14,860
Yo.

490
00:15:14,862 --> 00:15:16,761
You're shitting me.

491
00:15:16,763 --> 00:15:17,929
Huh?

492
00:15:17,931 --> 00:15:19,197
God.

493
00:15:19,199 --> 00:15:22,968
Mac went to the Poconos, left
them stranded by the All

494
00:15:22,970 --> 00:15:24,302
American with the supplies.

495
00:15:24,304 --> 00:15:25,303
With the supplies?

496
00:15:25,305 --> 00:15:28,740
No, n-n-n-no, I'm not getting stranded
in the bunker with no supplies.

497
00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:34,313
You guys, what about me?

498
00:15:34,315 --> 00:15:36,950
I'm in pain, I'm in... Goddamn you,
Cricket, goddamn you, it's not about you!

499
00:15:36,952 --> 00:15:39,619
Listen, I'm gonna pick up the guys,
then I'll drop you off at the hospital.

500
00:15:39,621 --> 00:15:41,388
It's gonna take two
seconds, okay?

501
00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:44,492
Is that okay, Cricket,
with you, huh?

502
00:15:44,494 --> 00:15:45,493
Go!

503
00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:48,329
Come on, come on,
get out of the way.

504
00:15:48,331 --> 00:15:49,096
I don't want to die.

505
00:15:49,098 --> 00:15:55,035
Don't make me do it, Cricket,
I will slice you in half.

506
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:59,805
As you can see behind me, Larry, the storm
is really taking its toll on weary shoppers.

507
00:15:59,807 --> 00:16:02,941
The lines are still long as
frustrated customers wait

508
00:16:02,943 --> 00:16:06,544
anxiously to return home with
some emergency supplies before

509
00:16:06,546 --> 00:16:08,713
the worst of the storm hits.

510
00:16:08,715 --> 00:16:12,117
Jackie Denardo, Channel 5 News.

511
00:16:12,119 --> 00:16:13,218
We out?

512
00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:14,219
Good.

513
00:16:14,221 --> 00:16:17,990
Hi, hi, hi.

514
00:16:19,592 --> 00:16:21,526
I'm Dennis... Reynolds.

515
00:16:21,528 --> 00:16:23,695
Hi, hi, Dennis.

516
00:16:23,697 --> 00:16:29,801
I have a bar, I own a bar, it's my bar,
and I wanted to invite you to it for...

517
00:16:29,803 --> 00:16:32,871
Uh, we have food and supplies,
and it would be a good place...

518
00:16:32,873 --> 00:16:36,708
This storm is going to be bad,
as you know, so why not be at

519
00:16:36,710 --> 00:16:40,979
the bar with me, um, and, you
know, for the good of the race?

520
00:16:40,981 --> 00:16:43,215
So come to the bar and, uh,
oh, and I have a contr— an

521
00:16:43,217 --> 00:16:45,750
agreement, and I need you to sign...
Uh, excuse me, sir.

522
00:16:45,752 --> 00:16:46,751
Yes.

523
00:16:46,753 --> 00:16:47,519
Yeah, it's about the storm.

524
00:16:47,521 --> 00:16:48,520
Okay.

525
00:16:48,522 --> 00:16:50,289
Storm's not going to hit Philly.

526
00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:51,056
It's just going to drizzle.

527
00:16:51,058 --> 00:16:52,057
Really?

528
00:16:52,059 --> 00:16:53,058
Yeah.

529
00:16:53,060 --> 00:16:54,659
How am I supposed to
turn that into news?

530
00:16:54,661 --> 00:16:57,529
I don't know, find some other way
to make these people go nuts.

531
00:16:57,531 --> 00:16:58,196
We need a story.

532
00:16:58,198 --> 00:17:00,298
Okay, thanks.

533
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:03,301
Hey, Todd, storm's
just been downgraded.

534
00:17:03,303 --> 00:17:05,203
Apparently we're just going
to get a light drizzle.

535
00:17:05,205 --> 00:17:06,204
Goddamn it.

536
00:17:06,206 --> 00:17:07,139
I have a bunker.

537
00:17:07,141 --> 00:17:08,740
Maybe we can turn this
into global warming.

538
00:17:08,742 --> 00:17:10,175
That always gets people
whipped up, huh?

539
00:17:10,177 --> 00:17:12,711
Get, get, get...
if you get in the bunker with me, then,

540
00:17:12,713 --> 00:17:14,312
then you'll be totally safe.

541
00:17:14,314 --> 00:17:16,848
For the good of the race,
we can create an entire...

542
00:17:16,850 --> 00:17:19,917
Oh, my God, get lost, creep!

543
00:17:26,724 --> 00:17:31,161
You're gonna treat
me like a dog, huh?

544
00:17:31,163 --> 00:17:34,865
You're gonna treat
Cricket like a dog?

545
00:17:34,867 --> 00:17:37,468
Hospital.

546
00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:39,871
Hospital.

547
00:17:39,873 --> 00:17:41,506
Come on... come on.

548
00:17:41,508 --> 00:17:42,740
Hurry it up, move it along.

549
00:17:42,742 --> 00:17:43,408
He's taking forever.

550
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:44,075
We're gonna die.

551
00:17:44,077 --> 00:17:45,010
Hey, you look kind of Mayan.

552
00:17:45,012 --> 00:17:46,611
You wouldn't happen to
be a Mayan, would you?

553
00:17:46,613 --> 00:17:47,279
Charlie, there you are.

554
00:17:47,281 --> 00:17:48,213
I think I found a Mayan.

555
00:17:48,215 --> 00:17:49,648
We've been looking
all over for you.

556
00:17:49,650 --> 00:17:51,083
Cricket's out in the car
bleeding like a pig.

557
00:17:51,085 --> 00:17:52,084
Seriously?

558
00:17:52,086 --> 00:17:53,685
We got to get the
supplies right away.

559
00:17:53,687 --> 00:17:55,620
I got a great
amount of supplies.

560
00:17:55,622 --> 00:17:57,989
I've been getting all sorts
of stuff, like things...

561
00:17:57,991 --> 00:17:59,891
Hey, hey, hey, that's my cart.

562
00:17:59,893 --> 00:18:03,028
Hey, folks, folks, listen up,
I'm sorry, but our credit card

563
00:18:03,030 --> 00:18:04,696
machines just went down
due to a system overload.

564
00:18:04,698 --> 00:18:06,764
We can only accept
cash at this time.

565
00:18:06,766 --> 00:18:07,432
Oh, shit.

566
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:08,433
What?

567
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:09,200
Okay, well, you got cash?

568
00:18:09,202 --> 00:18:09,867
I only have cards.

569
00:18:09,869 --> 00:18:11,803
Charlie, where's the
cash I gave you?

570
00:18:11,805 --> 00:18:13,738
Mac took off with all our cash!

571
00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:14,405
He just took off!

572
00:18:14,407 --> 00:18:15,406
What?

573
00:18:15,408 --> 00:18:16,074
We're gonna die.

574
00:18:16,076 --> 00:18:18,910
I told you, I told you, I told
you we're dependant on machines.

575
00:18:18,912 --> 00:18:20,546
You guys, once the machines go
down, then society collapses.

576
00:18:20,548 --> 00:18:22,481
We're going to hell
in a handcart.

577
00:18:22,483 --> 00:18:24,250
Okay, okay, I got a plan, okay,
let's just start looting

578
00:18:24,252 --> 00:18:25,951
shit, okay, let's
just grab shit.

579
00:18:25,953 --> 00:18:26,619
Yes, yes!

580
00:18:26,621 --> 00:18:28,421
Let's just grab whatever we can.

581
00:18:28,423 --> 00:18:30,790
No, you can't loot until the
crowd whips up into a frenzy.

582
00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:32,392
The crowd is whipped
up into a frenzy.

583
00:18:32,394 --> 00:18:33,159
They just stole my cart!

584
00:18:33,161 --> 00:18:35,228
I-I think the time
will be evident.

585
00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:36,996
Well, what are we waiting for?

586
00:18:36,998 --> 00:18:41,134
I don't know.

587
00:18:43,739 --> 00:18:44,971
Loot, loot, time to loot, loot!

588
00:18:44,973 --> 00:18:47,007
Loot, loot!

589
00:18:47,009 --> 00:18:49,509
Take everything!

590
00:18:49,511 --> 00:18:51,578
Kill the machines!

591
00:18:51,580 --> 00:18:53,314
Kill the machines!

592
00:18:53,316 --> 00:18:55,383
It's their fault!

593
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:59,054
Kill the machines...!

594
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,289
Come on, come on, come on.

595
00:19:00,291 --> 00:19:02,024
Get it, get it, get it.

596
00:19:02,026 --> 00:19:05,294
Just seconds ago, a car crashed
through the building and the

597
00:19:05,296 --> 00:19:06,896
crowd is scattering.

598
00:19:06,898 --> 00:19:10,333
Despite the fact that the storm
has been downgraded, the people

599
00:19:10,335 --> 00:19:13,936
have worked themselves into
an uncontrollable frenzy!

600
00:19:13,938 --> 00:19:16,940
It's the end of days,
it's the end of days!

601
00:19:16,942 --> 00:19:18,442
Pandemonium has struck.

602
00:19:18,444 --> 00:19:20,243
Come to the
bunker, come to the bunker!

603
00:19:21,846 --> 00:19:24,747
Dennis, I got her,
Dennis, I got her!

604
00:19:24,749 --> 00:19:25,915
Is this the hospital?

605
00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:27,149
Is this the hospital?

606
00:19:27,151 --> 00:19:29,218
Ah.

607
00:19:31,522 --> 00:19:33,889
3-D boobies.

608
00:19:33,891 --> 00:19:36,024
Now, this is news.

609
00:19:38,146 --> 00:19:48,146
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