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So what do you
guys wanna do today?

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- I don't know.
- We could sing a song.

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We just ate.

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We're drinking.

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Hey, you know what?

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Mac's coming over here pretty soon...
Mac's always got something...

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He'll have a plan...
He always has something.

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And he'll get us
into something good.

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He comes in with something.

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He comes in hot.

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That'll be perfect.

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'Cause I feel like we're having a hard
time getting into something good today.

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There he is! There he is!

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Good timing!

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Mac in the house.

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Mac in the house.

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Mac in the house.

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Got some news?

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Got some news for me?

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Lay it on us.

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What's the news?

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What's your news?

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No, what's your news?

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Give us the news.

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Oh, I don't have any news.

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I thought you guys had news.

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You always come
in hot with news.

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Yeah, what's the plan?

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Oh. I got nothin'.

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Really?

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Huh? Oh.

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That's disappointing.

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You usually fire in
here with something.

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Yeah.

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I've actually been
kinda bored today.

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We're bored over here.

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You guys bored, too?

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We are bored out of
our goddamn minds.

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You got no plan?
Didn't run into a thing or...?

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Let's play "Chardee MacDennis."

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Yes! Yes!

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No! No!

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No, no... No!
'Cause we're not playing!

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Yes!

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What's
"Chardee MacDennis"?

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Oh, my God.

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"Chardee MacDennis" is an awesome
board game that we came

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up with, many years ago,
on a day much like today.

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That sounds like fun.

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No, we're not playing it!

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We're not playing it!

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Don't start chanting it, 'cause
we're not playing that stupid game!

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We are not playing that game!

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Why? What's the big deal?

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It's only a game.

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It's not just a game!

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It's a war.

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Sync & corrected by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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"Chardee MacDennis: The Game of Games."
Now what we did is we took

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our favorite aspects of a bunch
of different board games and we

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mashed 'em all together.

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We did the same thing with the name,
'cause we couldn't agree upon one.

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Now, the point of the game is
actually quite simple: It's a

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race to the finish from
Level One to Level Three.

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This is the board, and we start
at Level One, which is "Mind."

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That consists of "Trivia,"

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"Puzzles" and "Artistry."

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It is also the level at which the
alcohol being consumed is wine.

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Whoa!

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You get to drink
during the game?

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Uh, drinking is the game, Frank.
It's the whole point of it.

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I'm not going to play any game in
which I'm not getting annihilated.

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Moving on to Level Two, which is
"Physical Challenge,"

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"Pain" and "Endurance."

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That's the beer level.

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Yes, and Level Three is
"Emotional Battery"

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and "Public Humiliation."

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Boom— hard alcohol level.

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What the hell you
doing, Deandra?

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Oh, this is very
important, Frank.

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We gotta nail the board down to
the bar, because, at a certain

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point during the game, Mac can get
very pissed off, 'cause he's

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not doing very well.

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He's gonna try and
flip the board over.

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He's right; it's for the best.

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I will forget, later,
that it's nailed down.

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- He will.
- Okay, here's the big one:

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There's a 15-minute
time limit to the game.

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15 minutes doesn't seem like
a long time for a game.

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Well, there's a fair amount
of a clock stoppages.

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Yeah, each team gets three
time-outs; there's a half-time;

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post-level breaks; a two-minute
warning and a significant amount

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of injury stoppages.

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Hence the first-aid kit.

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Now, pay very close attention
to this first part: Each team

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must collect a certain number of
cards, at each level, in order

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to progress to the next level.

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And the first team to complete
all three levels wins the game.

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And the winner— ooh— the
winner gets a sweet prize.

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Nice!

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What's the prize?

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The winner gets to smash the
other team's game pieces.

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That's the prize?

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You get to smash the
team's game pieces?

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Oh, it's incredibly gratifying.

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Oh, it's awesome, Frank.

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Now these are our game pieces.

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Nice, right?

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- And... these...
- are Mac and Charlie's pieces.

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Look at the condition
that they're in.

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Pretty pathetic, as you can see
from the state that these pieces

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are in, Mac and Charlie have never, ever,
in the history of Chardee MacDennis,

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won the game.

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You never won?

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Never won once?

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No.

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It's almost statistically
impossible to play that many

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games and never win, but...
It's truly an anomaly.

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We haven't won yet, all right?
But maybe this is our time, all right?

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I mean, yeah, it
is gonna happen.

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Watch out! Watch out!

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Yeah... I'm gonna slit throats.

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Nice.

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Ack! I love this game!

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I want in!

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Okay, I want to be Mac
and Charlie's partner.

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That seems fair to me.

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Mm-hmm.

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And I'll say why: Because, you
see, Frank's mind is still

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fairly strong, but his body's very,
very weak, so I think it's a wash.

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And his spirit's garbage,
so I'm okay with it, too.

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Hang on a second, dude.

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You can't just
jump on our team.

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Let us talk about this.

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All right, first of all, we
got a team photo, right?

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Yeah.

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So we're gonna have to decide,
you know, do we get a

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new team photo with or without you...
Plus, we have a whole new

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strategy to come up with, you know...
Our strategy has never worked.

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And I hate the team photo.

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Okay, you know what?

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Just join our team.

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You're on the team.

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Yeah!

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Don't touch me.

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Don't touch me.

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Yes, and the Golden Geese are
very much looking forward to

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another annihilation.

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Yes, we are. Now... in the spirit of
tradition, I propose that we begin the

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ritual of sportsmanship.

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Good luck to you, sir.

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And you, sir.

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I do hope you have
a good game, miss.

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And you, sir.

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Why the hell are youse
talkin' like that?

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Well, this is an important
part of the process, Frank.

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Gives the illusion of
respect for your opponent.

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Things are about to get real
dark, real quick, Frank.

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It's nice to start off
on a positive note.

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Oh, that reminds me: Once the
game begins, you are not allowed

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to ask any questions.

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Yes! In fact, if you do, don't
say a question, look it up

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in the book of rules, okay?

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Jesus Christ!

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Oh, I think I understand.

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No, you haven't begun to understand,
Frank, but that's okay.

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You'll get it as we go along.

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Like every other board game.

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Dee, how much time?

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Uh, ten seconds.

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Ah! Perfect!

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Okay, gentlemen... Suck my dick.

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What the shit are you doing?

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Goddamn it, Frank.

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You asked a question!

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Goddamn it!

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Frank, Mac, Charlie—
drink for five seconds.

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Yeah, drink, drink, drink!

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This is how we get psyched
up before each level.

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Yeah, that's our
Maori war dance.

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That's how we demonstrate
intimidation.

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Shows off our physical prowess!

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All right, Dee, put two
more minutes on the clock.

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Let's go.

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Yep.

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Gentlemen... Level One begins.

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Okay, first card is trivia.

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Okay, Dee, answer this question
correctly, we get the card.

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Yeah.

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If not, they get a
chance to steal.

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Yes.

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All right, what is the
greatest band in the world?

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Chumbawamba.

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Correct!

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Nice!

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Whoa! That's not trivia!

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That doesn't make sense.

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We made up all these questions, Frank,
so there's gonna be a lot of opinion.

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Yeah, really, it's more of a
memory game than anything else.

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But drink.

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Drink, bitch. Let's go.

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All right, whatever.

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Our turn. Our turn.

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Here we go. Ready, Charlie?

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Yeah.

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No puzzles, no, puzzles, no puzzles,
no puzzles, no puzzles... Trivia!

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Trivia!

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I can do trivia, baby.

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Oh, dude, and you
definitely wrote this one.

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Nice. Lay it on me!

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Lay it on me!

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"Dennis is asshole.

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Why Charlie hate"?

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I don't think I wrote that.

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You definitely wrote
this one, Charlie.

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Who else would
have written this?

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I'm not remembering that.

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Oh, my God.

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I don't think I wrote that one.

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Of course you did.

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How many other illiterates
are in the...?

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Just throw out a guess.

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Pass.

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No!

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Pass, pass.

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No, he didn't pass,
he didn't pass.

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Just throw out a guess.

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Any guess, come on.

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Pass.

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Son of a bitch!

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Oh, Charlie.

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I can't think of one.

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All right, chance to steal.

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Because Dennis is a bastard man.

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That's what it is.

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I definitely wrote that.

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That was it, right?

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Two card, two cards, two cards.

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I was mad at you about
something, I wrote that.

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Doesn't matter.

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The next card is Artistry.

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And it's all play, so
pay attention, guys.

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All play, all play.

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We can get it back.

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"The artist from your team must
draw the clue from the card

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on your teammate's back.

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The teammate must guess the
clue based solely on feel."

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You ready?

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I'm going to pass the
card over to the drawer.

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I draw, I draw.

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Yeah, I don't want
to have to read it.

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Oh, this is hard.

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All right, ready... and...
You guys ready?

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Yeah.

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begin.

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Go, go, go, go, go.

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Hey, go.

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Uh, uh, bird?

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I'm not getting it, dude.

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That's because it's
impossible to draw.

261
00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,867
I don't know how to dr...
Jesus, Dee, your back is so

262
00:08:25,869 --> 00:08:28,469
boney and crooked and all over the
place, I can't get a flat surface.

263
00:08:28,471 --> 00:08:29,103
Anger.

264
00:08:29,105 --> 00:08:29,670
Let me have it.

265
00:08:29,672 --> 00:08:30,437
Let Frank go.

266
00:08:30,439 --> 00:08:30,938
Let me try it.

267
00:08:30,940 --> 00:08:32,907
Oh, if only the answer was ribs.

268
00:08:32,909 --> 00:08:36,710
Go, Frank, give me...
Kicking, kicking.

269
00:08:36,712 --> 00:08:37,879
He got it.

270
00:08:37,881 --> 00:08:39,047
He got it!

271
00:08:39,049 --> 00:08:40,148
Son of a bitch.

272
00:08:40,150 --> 00:08:41,549
Kicking, kicking.

273
00:08:41,551 --> 00:08:45,052
Yeah, I forgot about your stupid
strange connection with each other.

274
00:08:45,054 --> 00:08:46,420
We get the card, we
get the the card.

275
00:08:46,422 --> 00:08:49,189
Drink, drink, drink, drink,
drink, drink, drink.

276
00:08:49,191 --> 00:08:51,358
No puzzles, no puzzles,
no puzzles, no puzzles.

277
00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:52,226
Chance.

278
00:08:52,228 --> 00:08:53,427
Chance.

279
00:08:53,429 --> 00:08:54,495
This is a great one, Frank.

280
00:08:54,497 --> 00:08:55,996
We stole this straight
from Monopoly.

281
00:08:55,998 --> 00:08:57,965
It could be good,
it could be bad.

282
00:08:57,967 --> 00:08:58,799
That's the chance.

283
00:08:58,801 --> 00:09:00,267
Got it.

284
00:09:00,269 --> 00:09:02,302
Oh, it's like the best one.

285
00:09:02,304 --> 00:09:04,104
"Take the money from
everyone's pockets."

286
00:09:04,106 --> 00:09:06,440
No!

287
00:09:06,442 --> 00:09:09,109
Foo-foo, fork over, foo-foo.

288
00:09:09,111 --> 00:09:10,477
That's the best card there is.

289
00:09:10,479 --> 00:09:12,246
Frank, I don't know what
you're so excited for.

290
00:09:12,248 --> 00:09:13,280
Give me your money.

291
00:09:13,282 --> 00:09:14,749
What, I'm on your team.

292
00:09:14,751 --> 00:09:18,519
Frank, the card says "Take the
money from everyone's pockets."

293
00:09:18,521 --> 00:09:19,954
Everyone. You are everyone.

294
00:09:19,956 --> 00:09:21,822
Charlie gave up his 50...
I got $500 in my pocket.

295
00:09:21,824 --> 00:09:23,023
I'm not putting my
money on the table.

296
00:09:23,025 --> 00:09:23,691
You got to do it, dude.

297
00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:24,225
Give it to me.

298
00:09:24,227 --> 00:09:24,858
That's the game.

299
00:09:24,860 --> 00:09:26,360
That's a part of
the game, Frank.

300
00:09:26,362 --> 00:09:26,961
Let me see that card.

301
00:09:26,963 --> 00:09:28,763
No, if you're going to play the game...
Let me see that card.

302
00:09:28,765 --> 00:09:30,531
If you're going to play the game...
Let me see the card!

303
00:09:30,533 --> 00:09:31,833
That's not a part of the game.

304
00:09:31,835 --> 00:09:33,567
Why don't you show him the card.

305
00:09:33,569 --> 00:09:36,537
Let him see the card.

306
00:09:36,539 --> 00:09:38,772
"Swallow this card whole."

307
00:09:38,774 --> 00:09:40,240
Cheating! Cheating!

308
00:09:40,242 --> 00:09:41,041
Cheating.

309
00:09:41,043 --> 00:09:41,875
You've been caught cheating.

310
00:09:41,877 --> 00:09:42,942
Time's up.

311
00:09:42,944 --> 00:09:44,110
You've been caught cheating.

312
00:09:44,112 --> 00:09:45,578
We're on the same team, dude.

313
00:09:45,580 --> 00:09:48,548
Look, Frank, cheating is
tolerated, it's accepted, it's

314
00:09:48,550 --> 00:09:50,983
like a big part of the game, but
if you get caught cheating, they

315
00:09:50,985 --> 00:09:52,218
advance to the next level.

316
00:09:52,220 --> 00:09:53,720
You ruined my scheme.

317
00:09:53,722 --> 00:09:56,322
Well, you know, in his defense, you
were trying to steal his money.

318
00:09:56,324 --> 00:09:56,889
Yeah.

319
00:09:56,891 --> 00:09:58,124
It was not the time
to cheat, dude.

320
00:09:58,126 --> 00:09:58,758
Enjoy that.

321
00:09:58,760 --> 00:09:59,591
Only one card down.

322
00:09:59,593 --> 00:10:01,059
Yeah, well, it's too late now.

323
00:10:01,061 --> 00:10:01,760
What's done is done.

324
00:10:01,762 --> 00:10:02,361
Uh-oh.

325
00:10:02,363 --> 00:10:05,597
So...

326
00:10:05,599 --> 00:10:08,300
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

327
00:10:11,272 --> 00:10:12,571
To the Game of Games.

328
00:10:12,573 --> 00:10:14,373
Yes, Frank, good,
you're getting it.

329
00:10:14,375 --> 00:10:15,608
Very civil.

330
00:10:15,610 --> 00:10:21,215
Can questions now I ask
that clock stop-ed?

331
00:10:21,217 --> 00:10:24,152
Okay, just 'cause you jumble up the
words doesn't make it not a question.

332
00:10:24,154 --> 00:10:24,952
But the answer is yes.

333
00:10:24,954 --> 00:10:28,456
When the clock is stopped, all
rules are off and civility reigns.

334
00:10:28,458 --> 00:10:29,557
They advance, do we?

335
00:10:29,559 --> 00:10:31,692
Ah, yes, I'll explain
it to you, Frank.

336
00:10:31,694 --> 00:10:32,926
It can get a little confusing.

337
00:10:32,928 --> 00:10:34,762
They are now in Level Two.

338
00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:38,131
Which means they need only two
cards to advance to Level Three.

339
00:10:38,133 --> 00:10:39,332
We are still in Level One.

340
00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:40,900
It's a goddamn mind boggler.

341
00:10:40,902 --> 00:10:42,735
Yeah, I've never really
understood it, but the point is,

342
00:10:42,737 --> 00:10:44,771
if Mac's telling you
what to do, listen.

343
00:10:44,773 --> 00:10:45,805
Okay.

344
00:10:45,807 --> 00:10:48,208
Now at Level Two, there
is no more cursing.

345
00:10:48,210 --> 00:10:48,942
Oh, yeah.

346
00:10:48,944 --> 00:10:50,277
Big-time Level Two rule.

347
00:10:50,279 --> 00:10:51,278
All right, where we at here?

348
00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:51,912
Where we at?

349
00:10:51,914 --> 00:10:54,382
Oh, gentlemen, it's time.

350
00:10:54,384 --> 00:10:55,283
Oh, is it?

351
00:10:55,285 --> 00:10:56,285
Kick it!

352
00:11:06,519 --> 00:11:08,175
You flinch, you lose.

353
00:11:07,357 --> 00:11:08,244
Here we go.

354
00:11:11,954 --> 00:11:12,687
Didn't wince, all right.

355
00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:14,757
Nothing. Not even a...
All right.

356
00:11:14,759 --> 00:11:16,091
Oh!

357
00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:17,059
Aw, come on.

358
00:11:17,061 --> 00:11:18,027
Nothing.

359
00:11:18,029 --> 00:11:20,663
The problem is his hands are like...
So tiny.

360
00:11:20,665 --> 00:11:23,566
If Dee had gotten this, we could have just...
Obliterated those giant paws.

361
00:11:23,568 --> 00:11:24,267
All right, I got him.

362
00:11:24,269 --> 00:11:25,635
I'm going to put it right
in the center of his hand.

363
00:11:25,637 --> 00:11:26,903
Do it, do it.

364
00:11:26,905 --> 00:11:28,871
Cheese and crepes!

365
00:11:28,873 --> 00:11:30,841
All right, hit him, hit him!

366
00:11:30,843 --> 00:11:31,875
Dadgumit!

367
00:11:31,877 --> 00:11:32,909
Let me have a go at it.

368
00:11:32,911 --> 00:11:34,912
Yeah, here.

369
00:11:37,182 --> 00:11:38,615
Oh!

370
00:11:38,617 --> 00:11:40,784
Wait for it.

371
00:11:40,786 --> 00:11:42,787
Wait for it.

372
00:11:47,292 --> 00:11:48,192
Cheese and crepes.

373
00:11:48,194 --> 00:11:48,860
Son of a gun.

374
00:11:48,862 --> 00:11:50,862
Cheese and crepes!

375
00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:57,837
Dee, we'll be taking this card.

376
00:11:57,839 --> 00:11:58,538
Cheese and crow.

377
00:11:58,540 --> 00:11:59,238
All right, it's our turn.

378
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,073
Let's go get the cards.

379
00:12:00,075 --> 00:12:01,040
Let's do it.

380
00:12:01,042 --> 00:12:02,976
No, puzzles, no, puzzles, no
puzzles, no puzzles, no puzzles,

381
00:12:02,978 --> 00:12:07,413
no puzzles, no puzzles, no
puzzles, no puzzles... Chance.

382
00:12:07,415 --> 00:12:09,181
All right, okay.

383
00:12:09,183 --> 00:12:10,949
Okay, could be good,
could be bad.

384
00:12:10,951 --> 00:12:11,817
"Go to jail.

385
00:12:11,819 --> 00:12:12,884
Do not pass Go.

386
00:12:12,886 --> 00:12:14,619
Do not collect $200."

387
00:12:14,621 --> 00:12:15,520
Sam of a bush.

388
00:12:15,522 --> 00:12:18,289
Okay, we take our pieces,
we put them in jail.

389
00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:19,223
Oh, no, no, no, no.

390
00:12:19,225 --> 00:12:20,424
Frank, see, you don't get it.

391
00:12:20,426 --> 00:12:21,825
There's no jail on the board.

392
00:12:21,827 --> 00:12:24,929
So you go in there.

393
00:12:24,931 --> 00:12:27,631
You got to be kidding me.

394
00:12:27,633 --> 00:12:29,600
No, jail's a dog kennel.

395
00:12:29,602 --> 00:12:31,736
You can get out, but you're
not going to like how.

396
00:12:31,738 --> 00:12:32,737
You got to eat a cake.

397
00:12:32,739 --> 00:12:34,072
That's sounds good.

398
00:12:34,074 --> 00:12:35,006
It's not.

399
00:12:35,008 --> 00:12:37,209
You have to eat the
ingredients of a cake.

400
00:12:37,211 --> 00:12:38,243
Aw, shit.

401
00:12:38,245 --> 00:12:39,545
One, by one... Oh! No!

402
00:12:39,547 --> 00:12:40,213
Oh!

403
00:12:40,215 --> 00:12:40,780
Stop the clock!

404
00:12:40,782 --> 00:12:41,748
Dude!

405
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:44,284
Aw, I hate this game.

406
00:12:44,286 --> 00:12:46,019
I hate this game.

407
00:12:46,021 --> 00:12:48,355
All right, all right, all right,
we drink for five seconds.

408
00:12:48,357 --> 00:12:49,723
No, you're not getting it.

409
00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:53,226
In Level Two, the
other team counts.

410
00:12:55,228 --> 00:13:05,228
Four... five.

411
00:13:10,043 --> 00:13:12,344
Awful.

412
00:13:12,346 --> 00:13:13,812
No more cursing.

413
00:13:13,814 --> 00:13:14,746
No more cursing.

414
00:13:14,748 --> 00:13:15,814
Get in jail.

415
00:13:15,816 --> 00:13:17,349
Let's go.

416
00:13:17,351 --> 00:13:19,551
You might want to brush up on
some of these rules while you're

417
00:13:19,553 --> 00:13:20,119
in there too, pal.

418
00:13:20,121 --> 00:13:20,886
Yeah.

419
00:13:20,888 --> 00:13:21,587
That's a good idea.

420
00:13:21,589 --> 00:13:22,488
Let him read the rule book.

421
00:13:22,490 --> 00:13:24,623
All right, our turn.

422
00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:25,891
Ooh, I'll play.

423
00:13:25,893 --> 00:13:28,094
"Physical challenge—
The Grape Gobble."

424
00:13:28,096 --> 00:13:29,228
Oh, nice.

425
00:13:29,230 --> 00:13:30,963
Grape Gobble's my thing, man.

426
00:13:30,965 --> 00:13:34,533
Charlie's favorite board
game— Hungry Hungry Hippos.

427
00:13:34,535 --> 00:13:36,869
Ready, set, go.

428
00:13:36,871 --> 00:13:38,237
Go, go, go.

429
00:13:38,239 --> 00:13:39,872
Go, Charlie, go, Charlie.

430
00:13:39,874 --> 00:13:41,807
Put my cage on the
bar so I can see.

431
00:13:41,809 --> 00:13:43,908
Shut up, dog.

432
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,176
Gobble, gobble, come on.

433
00:13:45,178 --> 00:13:46,010
Come on, Dee, go, go, go.

434
00:13:46,012 --> 00:13:47,011
And time.

435
00:13:47,013 --> 00:13:47,612
Ho! Ho!

436
00:13:47,614 --> 00:13:48,813
That's time.

437
00:13:48,815 --> 00:13:49,847
Oh, no.

438
00:13:49,849 --> 00:13:50,681
It's only five.

439
00:13:50,683 --> 00:13:51,349
I only got five.

440
00:13:51,351 --> 00:13:52,083
Oh, sheets!

441
00:13:52,085 --> 00:13:52,717
Bed sheets!

442
00:13:52,719 --> 00:13:53,552
Yeah!

443
00:13:53,554 --> 00:13:55,020
You definitely got
more than five!

444
00:13:55,022 --> 00:13:55,854
Yeah, yeah!

445
00:13:55,856 --> 00:13:57,322
I ate, like, 12!

446
00:13:57,324 --> 00:13:58,690
Wait, wait, whoa, whoa.

447
00:13:58,692 --> 00:14:00,358
You're not supposed to eat them.

448
00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:03,028
Th-The rule is you're supp...
You're not supposed to eat them.

449
00:14:03,030 --> 00:14:05,431
There's no way we can tell how many you...

450
00:14:05,433 --> 00:14:06,365
We win the level.

451
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:07,166
We have Big Bubble.

452
00:14:07,168 --> 00:14:08,068
We get the card!

453
00:14:08,070 --> 00:14:08,735
Level three!

454
00:14:08,737 --> 00:14:09,503
Level three now!

455
00:14:09,505 --> 00:14:10,971
Wait, they're still inside me!

456
00:14:10,973 --> 00:14:11,705
I can get them out!

457
00:14:11,707 --> 00:14:12,305
Doesn't matter!

458
00:14:14,610 --> 00:14:15,676
Golden Geese!

459
00:14:15,678 --> 00:14:16,743
Golden Geese!

460
00:14:16,745 --> 00:14:19,913
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

461
00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:23,384
We move on to Level Three!

462
00:14:23,386 --> 00:14:24,551
I hate this game!

463
00:14:24,553 --> 00:14:25,319
I hate this game!

464
00:14:25,321 --> 00:14:26,053
Oh, now this part.

465
00:14:26,055 --> 00:14:27,120
Okay. Oh, yes.

466
00:14:27,122 --> 00:14:28,422
Know this game.

467
00:14:28,424 --> 00:14:30,724
Board flipping, cheating.

468
00:14:38,598 --> 00:14:40,866
I'm so sick from
that cake stuff.

469
00:14:40,868 --> 00:14:42,735
Well, you shouldn't have even
eaten it, man, 'cause the game's

470
00:14:42,737 --> 00:14:44,470
gonna be over in,
like, a second.

471
00:14:44,472 --> 00:14:45,204
They're gonna kill us.

472
00:14:45,206 --> 00:14:46,506
Hold on a second.

473
00:14:46,508 --> 00:14:47,640
I got a plan.

474
00:14:47,642 --> 00:14:51,310
When I was in the cage,
I had the books.

475
00:14:51,312 --> 00:14:52,345
Save it, Frank.

476
00:14:52,347 --> 00:14:54,280
There's no way we can
beat them, okay?

477
00:14:54,282 --> 00:14:56,550
They are tailor-made
for level three.

478
00:14:56,552 --> 00:14:59,487
Last time we played, Dee got
"Emotional Battery," we berated

479
00:14:59,489 --> 00:15:00,988
that bitch for, like,
two straight hours.

480
00:15:00,990 --> 00:15:03,191
I mean, really personal stuff.

481
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:04,058
Way over the line.

482
00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:06,293
The kind of stuff that cuts
you to the core, you know.

483
00:15:06,295 --> 00:15:08,295
She held it together
without a single tear.

484
00:15:08,297 --> 00:15:11,698
Dude, when her two minutes were up,
she cried for a month straight.

485
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:12,399
Yeah, it was really sad.

486
00:15:12,401 --> 00:15:14,100
Every day, crying all day long.

487
00:15:14,102 --> 00:15:15,535
She talked about
taking too many pills.

488
00:15:15,537 --> 00:15:17,136
I think she tried
to kill herself.

489
00:15:17,138 --> 00:15:17,836
She did, she did.

490
00:15:17,838 --> 00:15:19,671
I saw it, but I didn't
tell you about it.

491
00:15:19,673 --> 00:15:22,374
Are you bitches
ready for round three?

492
00:15:22,376 --> 00:15:24,675
'Cause you're
going down, clowns.

493
00:15:33,726 --> 00:15:35,326
Dennis, I want
to tell you something.

494
00:15:35,328 --> 00:15:35,927
Yeah?

495
00:15:35,929 --> 00:15:38,864
I hope I get "Emotional
Battery" this time, from them,

496
00:15:38,866 --> 00:15:43,335
because this is why— you guys,
you always emotional batter me.

497
00:15:43,337 --> 00:15:45,170
And I'm gonna,
I'm fine with it.

498
00:15:45,172 --> 00:15:46,105
And I don't care about it.

499
00:15:46,107 --> 00:15:47,840
I'm getting good at it now.

500
00:15:47,842 --> 00:15:51,010
So that's something that
I hope for this game.

501
00:15:51,012 --> 00:15:51,511
Okay.

502
00:15:51,513 --> 00:15:52,612
Let me help you with that.

503
00:15:52,614 --> 00:15:53,813
Oh, Frank.

504
00:15:53,815 --> 00:15:54,514
Frank, come on!

505
00:15:54,516 --> 00:15:56,250
Okay, so I broke another rule.

506
00:15:56,252 --> 00:15:56,784
Oh, you did?

507
00:15:56,786 --> 00:15:57,418
You broke a rule?

508
00:15:57,420 --> 00:15:59,287
Don't rat us out if it's a rule!

509
00:15:59,289 --> 00:16:00,421
Probably not a rule.

510
00:16:00,423 --> 00:16:01,122
Let's keep playing.

511
00:16:01,124 --> 00:16:01,990
It probably is a rule.

512
00:16:01,992 --> 00:16:02,924
I don't think it's a rule.

513
00:16:02,926 --> 00:16:03,625
I think it is.

514
00:16:03,627 --> 00:16:08,164
Rule 463: When a player
spills his or her drink, his

515
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:10,567
or her team has to chug
the opponent's drinks.

516
00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:11,634
Oh!

517
00:16:11,636 --> 00:16:13,169
You are a terrible,
terrible teammate.

518
00:16:13,171 --> 00:16:15,505
I don't want to chug hard alcohol
on top of all this wine.

519
00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:17,640
It's like... No, that's okay,
you don't have to do it.

520
00:16:17,642 --> 00:16:19,575
You don't have to, because
you guys are in Level One.

521
00:16:19,577 --> 00:16:21,377
You can't even drink
hard alcohol, anyway.

522
00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:22,311
You're trying to trick us.

523
00:16:22,313 --> 00:16:24,380
They're trying to trick us
'cause then we'll not drink it

524
00:16:24,382 --> 00:16:26,115
and it'll be a rule that
we had to drink it.

525
00:16:26,117 --> 00:16:27,182
No, no, it's fine.

526
00:16:27,184 --> 00:16:27,817
No tricking us.

527
00:16:27,819 --> 00:16:29,051
Hey, we're playing the game.

528
00:16:29,053 --> 00:16:29,919
We're playing the game.

529
00:16:29,921 --> 00:16:33,122
It's Chardee MacDennis.

530
00:16:33,124 --> 00:16:35,625
This tastes like water.

531
00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:36,559
This is water.

532
00:16:36,561 --> 00:16:38,995
Aha! I knew it!

533
00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:40,797
Well... I knew it was water.

534
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:44,467
When he threw his beer in
my face, I could taste it.

535
00:16:44,469 --> 00:16:47,938
Shut up, dog!

536
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:48,572
Cheaters!

537
00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:50,040
Yeah... Cheaters.

538
00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,141
You've been cheating!

539
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:52,375
We caught you cheating!

540
00:16:52,377 --> 00:16:53,643
Eff you in the A!

541
00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:54,711
Eff you in the A!

542
00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:57,246
Congratulations, all right?

543
00:16:57,248 --> 00:16:58,581
Fudge on crackers, all right?

544
00:16:58,583 --> 00:16:59,682
Mr. Falconing sons of birds!

545
00:16:59,684 --> 00:17:02,785
Mother fathers, you've caught
us cheating for the first time

546
00:17:02,787 --> 00:17:04,120
in, like, 18 games.

547
00:17:04,122 --> 00:17:08,457
If the team ahead gets caught
cheating, then the team behind

548
00:17:08,459 --> 00:17:13,261
jumps to their level, which means...
Level Three!

549
00:17:13,263 --> 00:17:14,029
Level Three!

550
00:17:14,031 --> 00:17:15,030
Level Three!

551
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:17,465
Okay.

552
00:17:17,467 --> 00:17:20,002
We've never been to
Level Three before!

553
00:17:20,004 --> 00:17:21,069
I'm going to Level Three!

554
00:17:21,071 --> 00:17:22,103
I'll see you in Level Three!

555
00:17:22,105 --> 00:17:23,071
Yep, yep, yep, yep.

556
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,783
That was the buzzer.

557
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:33,617
Oh.

558
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,553
The timer's never
gone off before.

559
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,754
Well, so what does that mean?

560
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,390
Wait, look that up, because you
guys always win before the

561
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:46,164
timer goes off, so...
It means we have to draw the black card.

562
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,965
I don't remember a black card.

563
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:48,665
There's a black card?

564
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:49,299
I don't remember.

565
00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:51,101
I don't remember a
black card at all.

566
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:53,270
Black— guys, this could be
some dark shit right here.

567
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:53,904
Here it is.

568
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,540
This is gonna be a
battle to the death.

569
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:57,808
Ooh!

570
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:58,509
Ooh, that's scary.

571
00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,376
All right, read it.

572
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:00,811
Open it, open it,
open it, open it!

573
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:01,345
Brace yourself.

574
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:02,012
Get ready.

575
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:02,980
Here I go.

576
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,415
Huh? What... I don't know.

577
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,683
Why... I don't know.

578
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:09,320
"In the event of a tie, a
winner must be chosen.

579
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,322
There can be only one.

580
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:15,760
And so it comes to this:

581
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:21,665
Flip... a... coin."

582
00:18:24,335 --> 00:18:25,502
Flip a goddamn coin?

583
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:26,503
That's what we came up with?

584
00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:27,170
Flip a coin.

585
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:28,604
That's lame as shit.

586
00:18:28,606 --> 00:18:30,373
Oh, now I remember.

587
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,541
When we were writing the rules,
at one point, we just got really

588
00:18:32,543 --> 00:18:33,475
bored, and we phoned it in.

589
00:18:33,477 --> 00:18:34,910
That is so lame!

590
00:18:34,912 --> 00:18:36,445
No, it's awesome.

591
00:18:36,447 --> 00:18:37,913
Think about this, Mac.

592
00:18:37,915 --> 00:18:40,216
They can't out-cheat us,
they can't outsmart us.

593
00:18:40,218 --> 00:18:43,153
This isn't about, like, physical
endurance or anything like that.

594
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:45,222
This is just up to the
gods right now, Mac!

595
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:49,260
And there's a 50-50 chance we're
winning this whole thing, right now.

596
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:49,928
No.

597
00:18:49,930 --> 00:18:50,896
Tails never fails.

598
00:18:50,898 --> 00:18:52,297
Tails never fails!

599
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,332
Tails never fails.

600
00:18:53,334 --> 00:18:54,366
Frank, we're taking tails!

601
00:18:54,368 --> 00:18:55,768
All right, all right,
just flip the coin.

602
00:18:55,770 --> 00:18:56,268
All right.

603
00:18:56,270 --> 00:18:56,835
Flip that coin.

604
00:18:56,837 --> 00:18:57,836
Flip that coin!

605
00:18:57,838 --> 00:18:59,171
Flip that coin!

606
00:18:59,173 --> 00:19:01,040
Flip that coin!

607
00:19:01,042 --> 00:19:03,042
Flip that coin!

608
00:19:03,044 --> 00:19:05,177
Flip that coin!

609
00:19:13,687 --> 00:19:17,189
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

610
00:19:17,191 --> 00:19:18,290
Yeah!

611
00:19:19,293 --> 00:19:20,981
Ah, that felt good.

612
00:19:21,101 --> 00:19:22,243
Losers.

613
00:19:22,363 --> 00:19:32,363
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