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I know, but I can't believe I
never even noticed this place before.

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I walk by it all the time.

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How could you notice it?

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There's no sign outside.

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Yeah, what's up with that?

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You think it like blew down
in a storm or something?

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No, no storm.

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I think the owners did it on purpose
'cause they think it's cool.

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Yeah.

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They blew on their sign until it came
off 'cause they thought it was cool?

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I mean, who does that?

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No, no, nobody blew anything.

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Hey, Dee, how did you find
out about this place?

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Somebody sent me a
link to their Facebook page.

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Facebook— that's why
everybody's here.

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What the hell is this?

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What?

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Is this water?

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No, it's gin.

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Aw!

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Gin? I hate gin!

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Get me a beer!

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Get me a beer!

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Get me a beer!

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Beer!

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It's a gin bar.

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All they have is gin.

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Are you kidding?

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What?

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You mean to tell me there's this
many people in this joint—

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all they serve is gin?

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The only reason that people are
here, is because Facebook

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tells them to come here.

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This is the kind of shit
we need at Paddy's.

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Paddy's got no Web presence.

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You are absolutely right.

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The whole world
is connected now.

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It's all connected by Bill Gates
and that rain man, Zuckerberg.

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He and his Jews have connected the
whole world, and now they're

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toppling regimes.

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And Egypt and Japan and the Jews
are all peaceful together...

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Facebook is connecting
everyone these days.

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Even people in the Middle East.

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That's what I'm talking about.

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Hell, and look people are showing
up to a bar that doesn't

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even have a sign, and serves
only one old-timey disgusting

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drink that nobody likes.

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Goddamn I hate gin.

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Dee, you bitch.

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That's the thing.

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This place has got a
good business model.

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We have to emulate it.

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That's absolutely right.

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We have to get rid of all
the beer in Paddy's.

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We have to blow the sign off of
the building— you know, maybe

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I'll do the blowing,
that's fine.

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Charlie, Charlie, stop,
stop, stop, stop.

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Do you think a human being can
blow a sign off of a building?

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I didn't until Mac said it.

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I never said that.

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A man cannot blow a
sign off of a building.

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In Charlie's defense, you could loosen
the screws, get up there and blow...

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We are talking about
the Internet.

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You are derailing
the conversation.

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Shh!

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Ugh. Ew.

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What the hell was that?

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Okay, don't worry
about it, okay.

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Guys, we got to get on this.

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He's absolutely right.

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No distractions.

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Paddy's needs to get connected.

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Sync & corrected by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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Look at the Gin Bar's
Facebook page.

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They have like 50,000 friends.

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Crazy.

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Links to Twitter viral videos.

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Their Web presence
is a amazing.

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We could do a viral
video for Paddy's.

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Well, we can't afford not to.

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That's right.

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We'll do a really cool video of
how we serve gin in spaghetti

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cans or something like that.

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And we take the sign down.

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Frank, you're getting hung
up on the wrong things.

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The old booze and the no sign
have nothing to do with it.

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Yeah, what kind of a douchebag
walks into a bar just

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because it doesn't have
a sign outside of it?

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That's stupid, Frank.

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Use your head.

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But that's the most important
thing— exclusivity.

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Weird drinks, no
sign, that's cool.

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Maybe so, but I like
Paddy's sign, so it stays up.

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I got the sign down.

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And there's no way a man could
have blown that off of our bar.

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There's just no way.

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You're totally wrong
about that, Mac.

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Yeah.

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I never once said that!

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You did not?

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Okay, forget it, forget it.

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Charlie, we're doing a viral
video thing now, okay?

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All right.

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Can I stop all this
for one second?

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I don't mean to derail us,
'cause this is very, very

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important stuff, but, um, I'm getting
a little hung up on something.

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The guy that shushed us last night—
is that bugging anybody else?

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I've been thinking
about that, too.

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Have you been
thinking about that?

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I really have.

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What are you talking about?

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You were in the middle of
telling Charlie to keep quiet.

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I was telling him to be quiet,
I was telling him to be quiet.

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I tell everybody to be quiet.

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I don't shush them
like they're animals.

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I use my words.

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Whatever.

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I'm going to go get
the video camera.

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Yeah.

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Yes.

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Guys, you're normally very excited
about making videos, all right?

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Guys, let's just focus.

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We have bigger fish to fry.

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Yeah, let it go.

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I can't let it go.

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I can't let it go either.

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I won't let it go.

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I'm irritated by it.

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I'm not going to let it go.

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Uh, yeah, but the viral video
thing is very important.

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We'll get to that.

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And we'll pop a shush on the
guy and we'll be right back.

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Let's... Yeah.

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You can just find the
guy on Facebook.

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That's where you find
people these days.

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You aren't going to find
the guy on Facebook.

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There's three billion
people on there.

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Are you crazy?

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Yeah, you don't even
know the guy's name.

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We don't know his name.

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Go on Facebook, magically find a guy.

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Facebook.

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Found him.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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He was friends
with the Gin Bar.

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Holy shit.

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Yeah, that's him.

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That's him.

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Facebook is amazing.

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Right?

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We are all connected.

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Okay.

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We are all connected.

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Yeah, we're connected.

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So let's get back to business.

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Uh, viral video.

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Yeah, but now that I'm seeing his face...
Mm-hmm.

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I got to be honest...
It was very annoying last night that.

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It pissed me off, all right?

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Maybe we can just, you know, send
him a friend request and then...

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Yeah, see if he responds.

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And then we'll get back
to what we were doing.

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Okay, yeah, distracted.

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Did he respond?

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Not yet.

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How long does it usually take?

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You know, it depends on
if he's online or not.

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Refresh.

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Refresh.

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No.

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What if you hit it faster?

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I mean, here's the problem with,
like, Facebook and Twitter.

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You know, everyone says, oh, it's
changing the world, but not

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in a good way, you know.

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We're not connected with
each other anymore.

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Tweeting— that's not
having a conversation.

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What is that?

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I know.

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And then these people who do
that shit, they hear you having

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a real conversation with your
real buddies, your real pals,

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and they get all jealous and pissed
off and they want to shush you.

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Yeah, right.

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And you know what else is
bugging me about this guy?

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I cannot get past the fact
that we're perfect strangers.

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He doesn't know me.

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I mean, for all this guy knows,
I'm a psychopath with a trunk

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full of chainsaws, right?

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He shushs me 'cause he doesn't like
the volume of my conversation?

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Next thing he knows he's chopped to
bits in a basement somewhere, you know?

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Was that worth it?

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No.

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And I could be a man with a
fist full of hammers... Right.

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and a trunk full of
duct tape and zip ties.

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You know, this guy
doesn't know me.

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Is he crazy?

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It's very upsetting to me that
he didn't consider any of that.

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Yeah, well, this is not a
considerate man, Charlie.

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This is a rude man, and they are
very seldom the same people.

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Yeah.

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Uh, sir?

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Yeah?

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Can we get you for a second?

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We've got a...
What can I get for you guys?

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Well, we're looking for a man.

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Yeah, this guy was
a real douchebag.

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He was in here the other night.

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Yeah, douche-y looking.

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Kind of douche-y.

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Yeah, I wish I had a picture
of the guy, but we don't.

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Oh, he's a shusher.

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Oh, yes, right.

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This is a douchebag who goes around
shushing people that he doesn't even know.

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Yeah, people who could
have chainsaws.

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Or hammers.

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I mean, is any of this
ringing a bell to you?

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No. Sorry.

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But I don't really see
what the big deal is.

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The big deal.

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You don't see what
the big deal is?

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The big deal, sir, is that a grown
man shushed me and my friend here.

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We demand satisfaction
from this person, okay?

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We got to find this guy because
we've got some important shit

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that we're trying to do on
the Internet, or whatever.

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We have much bigger
things going on.

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The sign is down, okay?

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The sign is down.

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He took our sign down.

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It's never been down, you
see what I'm saying?

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No.

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I'm getting frustrated.

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I'm also very frustrated.

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Look, how would you
like to be shushed?

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Don't think I'd care.

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Shh!

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How'd that feel?

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I mean, I was finished speaking.

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Well, shh to you!

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Again, I was done, so...
You're speaking too fast.

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Stop speaking in such
short sentences.

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Then we can shush you in the
middle and you'll know how it feels.

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Okay, do you guys want
a drink, or what?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, we want drinks.

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Absolutely.

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Okay, two house specials?

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Shh!

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Specials, yeah.

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Yeah, two house specials.

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Got interrupted.

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How'd that feel?

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On your away.

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I think you got him
with that one, though.

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I don't exactly
feel good about it.

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No.

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But he had to know how it feels.

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Yeah, but you nailed him.

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Thanks, man.

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Hey, you know, I think I know how we
can get a picture of this shusher guy.

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What you thinking?

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Refresh.

262
00:07:14,504 --> 00:07:15,536
Goddamn it.

263
00:07:15,538 --> 00:07:17,038
Why won't this guy
be our friend?

264
00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:17,972
It's like an online shush.

265
00:07:17,974 --> 00:07:21,943
You know, I... Okay, Paddy's Pub
has over 30 friends at this point.

266
00:07:21,945 --> 00:07:23,779
Why will this guy not
accept our friend request.

267
00:07:23,781 --> 00:07:24,446
He's too good for us?

268
00:07:24,448 --> 00:07:26,048
Don't complain, just
hit refresh again.

269
00:07:26,050 --> 00:07:27,416
You son of a bitch!

270
00:07:27,418 --> 00:07:30,987
I got the video camera.

271
00:07:30,989 --> 00:07:35,424
All right, Mac, say,
"I got infected."

272
00:07:35,426 --> 00:07:36,091
What?

273
00:07:36,093 --> 00:07:37,225
Say it.

274
00:07:37,227 --> 00:07:38,526
I got infected.

275
00:07:38,528 --> 00:07:39,694
Get that away from me.

276
00:07:39,696 --> 00:07:42,129
Deandra, okay, now here we go.

277
00:07:42,131 --> 00:07:43,530
Say, "I got the bug."

278
00:07:43,532 --> 00:07:44,865
No, I'm busy, Frank.

279
00:07:44,867 --> 00:07:45,699
Say, "bug."

280
00:07:45,701 --> 00:07:46,633
Bug!

281
00:07:46,635 --> 00:07:47,567
What are you doing?

282
00:07:47,569 --> 00:07:49,836
I'm shooting the virus thing.

283
00:07:49,838 --> 00:07:51,238
What virus thing?

284
00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:53,840
The virus thing that you guys
said we were going to infect all

285
00:07:53,842 --> 00:07:56,076
our friends with on
Facebook or whatever.

286
00:07:56,078 --> 00:07:57,077
Oh! We got him!

287
00:07:57,079 --> 00:07:58,078
We got him?

288
00:07:58,080 --> 00:07:59,112
We got you, Dylan Toback!

289
00:07:59,114 --> 00:07:59,979
You giant douche!

290
00:07:59,981 --> 00:08:04,050
Are you guys gonna help me
do the virus thing, or what?

291
00:08:04,052 --> 00:08:05,084
We're busy right now, Frank.

292
00:08:05,086 --> 00:08:06,852
Yeah, we're doing the
shushing thing first, Frank.

293
00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:09,356
But you said the virus video
was the most important thing!

294
00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:10,690
No, no! No!

295
00:08:10,692 --> 00:08:13,126
We said the viral video is very
important, and it is very

296
00:08:13,128 --> 00:08:15,094
important— but we're
on to this now.

297
00:08:15,096 --> 00:08:15,995
You know, we'll do it later.

298
00:08:15,997 --> 00:08:18,498
Why don't you get it started and then
we'll come and fix what you did, okay?

299
00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:19,666
All right, but hurry up.

300
00:08:19,668 --> 00:08:21,067
Oh, check out these updates:

301
00:08:21,069 --> 00:08:22,335
"I am a man-whore.

302
00:08:22,337 --> 00:08:23,703
I hate women.

303
00:08:23,705 --> 00:08:24,938
I am a liar."

304
00:08:24,940 --> 00:08:26,039
He admits that he is a liar.

305
00:08:26,041 --> 00:08:27,006
Son of a bitch!

306
00:08:27,008 --> 00:08:31,377
Uh, looks like he is shopping for a
silk sash at Tootie's, on South Street.

307
00:08:31,379 --> 00:08:33,112
A silk sash at Tootie's?

308
00:08:33,114 --> 00:08:34,480
What an asshole.

309
00:08:34,482 --> 00:08:35,815
Hm.

310
00:08:35,817 --> 00:08:37,350
Okay... Daddy got a new plan.

311
00:08:37,352 --> 00:08:38,017
Mm-hmm.

312
00:08:38,019 --> 00:08:38,684
Daddy got a new plan.

313
00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:42,288
Let's head down to Tootie's and we'll
fire a shush right in his face.

314
00:08:42,290 --> 00:08:43,522
We'll shush him real quick.

315
00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:45,491
But we won't tell Dennis and
Charlie, 'cause they mocked us.

316
00:08:45,493 --> 00:08:47,493
Eventually, we'll tell
them, though, right?

317
00:08:47,495 --> 00:08:49,295
Well, we won't tell them right
now, but we'll come back

318
00:08:49,297 --> 00:08:50,063
and we'll jam it in their faces.

319
00:08:50,065 --> 00:08:50,730
Freeze!

320
00:08:50,732 --> 00:08:51,664
Yeah, once we shush him.

321
00:08:51,666 --> 00:08:52,432
Okay, let's go.

322
00:08:52,434 --> 00:08:53,133
Okay. All right.

323
00:08:53,135 --> 00:08:54,400
Great idea. Great idea!

324
00:08:54,402 --> 00:08:56,269
I want to make sure you got
the nose right, though.

325
00:08:56,271 --> 00:08:58,772
That's the most important part to me,
because it was an annoying nose.

326
00:08:58,774 --> 00:09:01,274
It was an... It was a nose that
you wanted to smack, yeah.

327
00:09:01,276 --> 00:09:04,143
And then, give him, like, almond eyes if you...
You've already said that.

328
00:09:04,145 --> 00:09:05,144
And don't compliment the man.

329
00:09:05,146 --> 00:09:07,980
It's not a compliment from me, 'cause
I don't like people with almond eyes.

330
00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:08,781
I find it creepy.

331
00:09:08,783 --> 00:09:10,416
All right, well, can we just
take a look at the drawing?

332
00:09:10,418 --> 00:09:12,352
Because we kinda need
to get out of here.

333
00:09:12,354 --> 00:09:13,486
You've done an excellent job.

334
00:09:13,488 --> 00:09:14,654
Really good! Wow!

335
00:09:14,656 --> 00:09:17,958
And what is your technique, sir,
because I want to learn that.

336
00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:21,462
That is... You know, the only thing
that would help this, is if you had

337
00:09:21,464 --> 00:09:23,364
him do this gesture...
Oh, my God.

338
00:09:23,366 --> 00:09:25,333
- When the man assaulted us...
- Mr.

339
00:09:25,335 --> 00:09:27,202
Reynolds, Mr.
Kelly, I'm Detective Larson.

340
00:09:27,204 --> 00:09:29,738
I'm gonna need to clear something
up on your report here.

341
00:09:29,740 --> 00:09:31,273
It doesn't... Yeah, we're good.

342
00:09:31,275 --> 00:09:34,442
We're good, actually, 'cause we got...
It says here this was filed

343
00:09:34,444 --> 00:09:36,978
as an assault, but the only
thing that you're claiming was

344
00:09:36,980 --> 00:09:38,079
that this man shushed you?

345
00:09:38,081 --> 00:09:39,380
Yeah.

346
00:09:39,382 --> 00:09:40,381
Yeah.

347
00:09:40,383 --> 00:09:41,348
But it was an assault.

348
00:09:41,350 --> 00:09:43,550
Shushing somebody
is not an assault.

349
00:09:43,552 --> 00:09:47,320
There was more to it than...
He— yeah— it wasn't just shushing, though...

350
00:09:47,322 --> 00:09:50,789
Yeah... And the reason it was an
assault was because he was

351
00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:51,857
shushing our cries for help.

352
00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:54,693
Right. This guy was raping us...

353
00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:55,794
Well... wha...?

354
00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:56,728
He was raping you.

355
00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,797
Yeah, well, yeah... Yeah.

356
00:09:58,799 --> 00:09:59,831
Mm-hmm.

357
00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:00,865
The both of you?

358
00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:02,234
No. You can't rape two guys.

359
00:10:02,236 --> 00:10:03,268
No... no, no, no.

360
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,537
I wouldn't even necessarily classify it...
You know what happened was

361
00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,372
that he only raped
my friend here.

362
00:10:08,374 --> 00:10:10,140
I actually shook
him off in time.

363
00:10:10,142 --> 00:10:13,010
The guy never quite made it inside
of me but, my friend here, yeah...

364
00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:14,078
So he was only raping you?

365
00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,212
Yep.

366
00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:16,313
Yeah... yeah.

367
00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:19,749
He, like, really, kinda made soup
of your insides... No... n no, no.

368
00:10:19,751 --> 00:10:22,285
He barely, he barely made it in
there, so, trust me, I'm fine.

369
00:10:22,287 --> 00:10:23,419
Yeah, but he bit his dick.

370
00:10:23,421 --> 00:10:24,520
Not— what?

371
00:10:24,522 --> 00:10:28,290
No, he did... He, he...
the reason we were going to file as a rape was

372
00:10:28,292 --> 00:10:31,093
because he did make it inside
me, but, like, just barely.

373
00:10:31,095 --> 00:10:34,496
And the guy was
super-small, so I'm fine.

374
00:10:34,498 --> 00:10:35,964
And then I did get away.

375
00:10:35,966 --> 00:10:38,501
Well, don't-don't-don't
write any of this down.

376
00:10:38,503 --> 00:10:39,536
Look, can we just
drop the case?

377
00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:40,737
Yeah!

378
00:10:40,739 --> 00:10:41,771
Right?

379
00:10:41,773 --> 00:10:45,409
We don't need to... We just need the drawing...
I don't even think about

380
00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:47,544
that, because if we have the
drawing, we can find the guy.

381
00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:49,713
We can dole out the justice,
and I'll mend this guy's...

382
00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:51,682
And then this never needs to
go in any files anywhere.

383
00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:54,317
If you and Mr. Reynolds are
filing a false police report,

384
00:10:54,319 --> 00:10:57,954
there's no way in hell you're getting
out of here with that drawing.

385
00:10:57,956 --> 00:11:01,557
All right, Charlie.

386
00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:05,895
I got another plan.

387
00:11:05,897 --> 00:11:07,196
How's that?

388
00:11:07,198 --> 00:11:08,364
That's perfect.

389
00:11:08,366 --> 00:11:09,799
That looks exactly like him!

390
00:11:09,801 --> 00:11:12,335
Yeah, I mean, he wasn't in a dune buggy
and he didn't have... No, he was not.

391
00:11:12,337 --> 00:11:14,604
a propeller on his head, like that, but...
I like the shushing, though.

392
00:11:14,606 --> 00:11:16,606
You nailed the shushing!

393
00:11:19,464 --> 00:11:21,765
Tootie's... Tootie's...
This is it.

394
00:11:21,767 --> 00:11:22,966
Ew!

395
00:11:22,968 --> 00:11:24,101
Is that him?

396
00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:25,302
That's him.

397
00:11:25,304 --> 00:11:26,403
That is him.

398
00:11:26,405 --> 00:11:29,739
Let's do this.

399
00:11:29,741 --> 00:11:30,973
Hey, Dylan Toback.

400
00:11:32,410 --> 00:11:33,576
Oh! Hey.

401
00:11:33,578 --> 00:11:34,710
Sorry about that, ma'am.

402
00:11:34,712 --> 00:11:35,745
Hi, ma'am.

403
00:11:35,747 --> 00:11:38,014
Uh, we thought you were
this guy, Dylan Toback.

404
00:11:38,016 --> 00:11:40,549
He shushed us and...
And we were gonna shush him back, yeah.

405
00:11:40,551 --> 00:11:41,517
Yeah.

406
00:11:41,519 --> 00:11:44,387
We didn't think you were a man, per se...
I did.

407
00:11:44,389 --> 00:11:45,288
Okay, I did, too.

408
00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:46,222
I did because of your hair.

409
00:11:46,224 --> 00:11:49,026
Here's why: it's the hair and it's
the cardigan, and it's the build...

410
00:11:49,028 --> 00:11:50,627
It's the way you stand,
and the broad shoulders.

411
00:11:50,629 --> 00:11:51,495
But that's okay.

412
00:11:51,497 --> 00:11:52,329
That's okay.

413
00:11:52,331 --> 00:11:54,165
There's nothing you
can do about that.

414
00:11:54,167 --> 00:11:55,266
Have a nice day.

415
00:11:55,268 --> 00:11:56,301
I'm still confused.

416
00:11:56,303 --> 00:11:57,269
I'm very confused.

417
00:11:57,271 --> 00:11:58,970
It's sort of a
transgender situation.

418
00:11:58,972 --> 00:12:00,938
Are you guys
looking for Dylan Toback?

419
00:12:00,940 --> 00:12:01,973
Yeah. Do you know him?

420
00:12:01,975 --> 00:12:03,874
He posted on Facebook
that he was here.

421
00:12:03,876 --> 00:12:05,709
Well, can you guys
keep a secret?

422
00:12:05,711 --> 00:12:06,676
No!

423
00:12:06,678 --> 00:12:07,510
Yes. Yes.

424
00:12:07,512 --> 00:12:08,511
Yes, I can... yes, yes.

425
00:12:08,513 --> 00:12:09,478
Yes, yes.

426
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:10,646
That wasn't him, it was me.

427
00:12:10,648 --> 00:12:12,815
I started a Facebook
page to get back at him.

428
00:12:12,817 --> 00:12:15,250
I'm his ex-girlfriend
and he was the worst.

429
00:12:15,252 --> 00:12:17,519
He was always, like,
"Sally, send me money."

430
00:12:17,521 --> 00:12:18,920
"Sally, mail me hair."

431
00:12:18,922 --> 00:12:20,188
Mail him hair?

432
00:12:20,190 --> 00:12:21,489
Weird, right?

433
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:24,059
Yeah, and then he posted a bunch
of naked pics of me online,

434
00:12:24,061 --> 00:12:25,293
and that was the last straw.

435
00:12:25,295 --> 00:12:26,761
Oh, my God!

436
00:12:26,763 --> 00:12:27,996
That's disgusting!

437
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,831
Naked pics online?

438
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,099
Where? Where did he post those?

439
00:12:31,101 --> 00:12:32,234
I don't know.

440
00:12:32,236 --> 00:12:34,670
One of those disgusting
ex-girlfriend porno sites.

441
00:12:34,672 --> 00:12:36,973
Aw, those disgusting
ex-girlfriend porno sites!

442
00:12:36,975 --> 00:12:39,042
I mean, there's so
many of them, though!

443
00:12:39,044 --> 00:12:40,143
Which one?

444
00:12:40,145 --> 00:12:41,077
Which one did he post it on?

445
00:12:41,079 --> 00:12:42,979
Do you know where
we can find him?

446
00:12:42,981 --> 00:12:44,881
Oh, I can give you his address.

447
00:12:44,883 --> 00:12:45,749
I don't give a shit.

448
00:12:45,751 --> 00:12:46,617
Really?

449
00:12:46,619 --> 00:12:47,451
Great! Great!

450
00:12:47,453 --> 00:12:50,121
Also, put down one of the sites that was...
Listen, do you want to come

451
00:12:50,123 --> 00:12:52,056
with us, and maybe
get some payback?

452
00:12:52,058 --> 00:12:56,060
- That's... well...
- Here's the thing: he's never actually met me.

453
00:12:56,062 --> 00:12:58,796
Well, the pics I sent were a
little more flattering than I

454
00:12:58,798 --> 00:13:03,399
actually am, and so we just sort
of had this online relationship.

455
00:13:03,401 --> 00:13:04,500
Mm! Mm-hmm.

456
00:13:04,502 --> 00:13:06,636
But the hair I mailed was mine.

457
00:13:06,638 --> 00:13:07,803
That was real.

458
00:13:07,805 --> 00:13:08,804
Okay, you know what?

459
00:13:08,806 --> 00:13:10,706
This chick is
douchier than Dylan.

460
00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:11,640
Let's get outta here!

461
00:13:11,642 --> 00:13:12,507
Yeah.

462
00:13:12,509 --> 00:13:14,342
No, I'm not even gonna look
for those nude photos.

463
00:13:14,344 --> 00:13:15,344
I might.

464
00:13:15,346 --> 00:13:16,345
I might, though.

465
00:13:16,347 --> 00:13:19,281
I might.

466
00:13:19,283 --> 00:13:21,350
Come on, man— this
guy's been in here.

467
00:13:21,352 --> 00:13:24,321
He's got the annoying nose that you
wanted to smack... Evil almond eyes.

468
00:13:24,323 --> 00:13:27,758
I'm sorry, guys, I've never seen a
cartoon character in here shushing

469
00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:28,825
people before.

470
00:13:28,827 --> 00:13:32,063
Well, he wasn't in a dune buggy, he was...
Look, use your imagination.

471
00:13:32,065 --> 00:13:34,332
Yeah, he's not a cartoon
character, okay?

472
00:13:34,334 --> 00:13:36,467
Would you just take
this seriously?

473
00:13:36,469 --> 00:13:38,570
I don't see how I could
take this seriously.

474
00:13:38,572 --> 00:13:39,237
He's not helping.

475
00:13:39,239 --> 00:13:40,238
No.

476
00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,173
He's not going to
be a help to us.

477
00:13:42,175 --> 00:13:44,609
You're just going to be difficult,
so just go get us more gin drinks.

478
00:13:44,611 --> 00:13:45,443
That's all you're good for.

479
00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:46,311
More of the gin.

480
00:13:46,313 --> 00:13:49,146
God. All right...
Here's what I'm gonna do, Charlie.

481
00:13:49,148 --> 00:13:51,582
I'm going to write "Rude man who
shushes, please call" at tat

482
00:13:51,584 --> 00:13:53,517
top, and then, at the bottom,
I'll put my phone number.

483
00:13:53,519 --> 00:13:54,584
Right.

484
00:13:54,586 --> 00:13:56,620
Right? And then we'll make a
shitload of copies, we'll put

485
00:13:56,622 --> 00:13:58,589
them up all over town, and it'll
act like a wanted poster.

486
00:13:58,591 --> 00:14:00,457
Okay, wait, so you want
the rude man to call you?

487
00:14:00,459 --> 00:14:02,559
No, I want people to call
me about the rude man.

488
00:14:02,561 --> 00:14:05,229
But, if the rude man calls
me that works, too.

489
00:14:05,231 --> 00:14:06,397
That works, too!

490
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:08,332
All right.

491
00:14:08,334 --> 00:14:09,233
That's gonna work.

492
00:14:09,235 --> 00:14:11,035
Now, hold on a second— you're
cool just putting your

493
00:14:11,037 --> 00:14:11,702
personal information out there?

494
00:14:11,704 --> 00:14:14,704
Yeah! I'm absolutely cool with that, man,
because I'm saying "connect with me."

495
00:14:14,706 --> 00:14:15,706
Right.

496
00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:19,109
See, that's what we're talking about—
people just don't connect these days.

497
00:14:19,111 --> 00:14:21,311
I'm saying call me, let's
have a phone conversation.

498
00:14:21,313 --> 00:14:22,312
Yeah, don't tweet.

499
00:14:22,314 --> 00:14:25,015
Don't just tweet me, don't shush
me— you know, let's connect.

500
00:14:25,017 --> 00:14:26,850
Let's have a
connection, you know?

501
00:14:26,852 --> 00:14:27,818
Don't be rude!

502
00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:28,852
Let's talk about rude people.

503
00:14:28,854 --> 00:14:30,720
Let's talk about people who
do rude things, you know?

504
00:14:30,722 --> 00:14:31,755
Mm-hmm.

505
00:14:31,757 --> 00:14:33,557
I guarantee you, people
will respect this.

506
00:14:33,559 --> 00:14:35,226
Okay, one little
roadblock, no big deal.

507
00:14:35,228 --> 00:14:37,195
But let's shush this guy and
get out of here, because it's

508
00:14:37,197 --> 00:14:37,862
starting to get complicated.

509
00:14:37,864 --> 00:14:39,697
Yeah. And what was
happening back there?

510
00:14:39,699 --> 00:14:41,466
Sending nude pictures
of yourself?

511
00:14:41,468 --> 00:14:44,903
That's just stupid,
and that's desperate.

512
00:14:44,905 --> 00:14:46,171
Yeah, and hair?

513
00:14:46,173 --> 00:14:48,073
I mean, sending hair—
that's just demented.

514
00:14:48,075 --> 00:14:50,445
Well, the hair I don't
really have a problem with.

515
00:14:50,785 --> 00:14:51,453
What are you talking about?

516
00:14:51,573 --> 00:14:52,528
What is the point of that?

517
00:14:52,648 --> 00:14:55,191
You send your hair to a guy
and, you know, you just give

518
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,850
that guy a sense of you and your smells...
and... you know... Oh! Oh!

519
00:14:58,853 --> 00:14:59,985
Goddamn it!

520
00:14:59,987 --> 00:15:02,287
We're looking for Dylan Toback.

521
00:15:02,289 --> 00:15:04,003
Is he around?

522
00:15:04,123 --> 00:15:07,979
Oh, Lord...
I knew this day would come.

523
00:15:08,099 --> 00:15:09,558
Um... come in.

524
00:15:12,106 --> 00:15:15,007
Okay, but listen, we don't
have a lot of time, okay?

525
00:15:15,009 --> 00:15:17,876
Um, a few months ago, my
daughter Jamela bought me this

526
00:15:17,878 --> 00:15:22,214
brand-new computer, and she put it right here...
Speed up, speed up, speed up!

527
00:15:22,216 --> 00:15:26,218
Okay, so, ever since Jerry
got put on life support—

528
00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:28,821
Whoa! Slow down, slow
down, slow down!

529
00:15:28,823 --> 00:15:30,056
Ew! I didn't see him there.

530
00:15:30,058 --> 00:15:32,392
I've had nothing but
time on my hands.

531
00:15:32,394 --> 00:15:34,861
And I've been so
lonely, you know?

532
00:15:34,863 --> 00:15:38,265
Okay, well, does any of this have
anything to do with Dylan Toback?

533
00:15:38,267 --> 00:15:39,232
Oh, why is she doing that?

534
00:15:39,234 --> 00:15:40,700
Um... I am Dylan Toback.

535
00:15:40,702 --> 00:15:45,171
No, no, no... Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm...
Don't say that!

536
00:15:45,173 --> 00:15:47,073
We don't have time
for that, okay?

537
00:15:47,075 --> 00:15:49,308
Is anybody online the person
who they say that they are?

538
00:15:49,310 --> 00:15:51,710
Okay, do you know how to
find the real Dylan Toback?

539
00:15:51,712 --> 00:15:54,980
Well, what I'm saying
is he doesn't exist.

540
00:15:54,982 --> 00:15:58,249
I made up the name Dylan Toback.

541
00:15:58,251 --> 00:16:00,552
I've made up dozens of names.

542
00:16:00,554 --> 00:16:02,087
I'm really good at it.

543
00:16:02,089 --> 00:16:04,523
My real name is Catfish!

544
00:16:05,426 --> 00:16:07,426
What the hell is happening here?

545
00:16:07,428 --> 00:16:08,427
Here's what I gather.

546
00:16:08,429 --> 00:16:10,496
I think she went on the Gin Bar's
Web site, found a picture

547
00:16:10,498 --> 00:16:12,666
of that guy and then made up a whole
name and personality for him.

548
00:16:12,668 --> 00:16:14,201
So we don't know the guy's name.

549
00:16:14,203 --> 00:16:14,935
No.

550
00:16:14,937 --> 00:16:16,470
We don't even know
if he's on Facebook.

551
00:16:16,472 --> 00:16:17,138
Nope.

552
00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:18,539
How the hell are
we gonna find him?

553
00:16:18,541 --> 00:16:19,240
I don't know.

554
00:16:19,242 --> 00:16:20,241
Well, how did you find me?

555
00:16:20,243 --> 00:16:21,643
Was it that Sally?

556
00:16:21,645 --> 00:16:23,878
Because that bitch been
getting on my nerves.

557
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:25,413
So you know Sally?

558
00:16:25,415 --> 00:16:27,282
Oh, uh, Dylan knows Sally.

559
00:16:27,284 --> 00:16:29,951
No, he doesn't, 'cause Dylan
isn't real, and you know what?

560
00:16:29,953 --> 00:16:31,686
Sally isn't Sally anymore;
Sally is now Dylan.

561
00:16:31,688 --> 00:16:34,188
And what about the nude photos? I mean...
This is not about the nude

562
00:16:34,190 --> 00:16:35,456
photos, Mac... Shh! Shh!

563
00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:36,290
Don't you shush me!

564
00:16:36,292 --> 00:16:37,625
Don't you shush us, goddamn it.

565
00:16:37,627 --> 00:16:38,359
Don't disturb Jerry.

566
00:16:38,361 --> 00:16:39,193
Disturb Jerry? I'm disturbed.

567
00:16:39,195 --> 00:16:39,960
He should be disturbed.

568
00:16:39,962 --> 00:16:41,796
This whole thing is disturbing,
and if you shush me

569
00:16:41,916 --> 00:16:43,531
one more time I will put you in the ground.
Do you hear me?

570
00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:44,365
Okay you know what? Dee, Dee!

571
00:16:44,367 --> 00:16:45,367
We're losing focus, all right?

572
00:16:45,369 --> 00:16:47,268
Let's just get back to the bar,
we'll find the nude photos...

573
00:16:47,270 --> 00:16:49,871
Oh, yeah, yeah, let's-let's focus on the...
Well, hold on.

574
00:16:49,873 --> 00:16:51,873
Don't you want your hair back?

575
00:16:53,015 --> 00:16:55,112
- Is that your hair, Dee?
- Oh, come on.

576
00:16:55,232 --> 00:16:56,606
You're Carl Lundegard?

577
00:16:56,852 --> 00:16:58,258
Yeah.

578
00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:08,216
I mean, what is the problem?

579
00:17:08,336 --> 00:17:10,103
Are we not putting these
in the right part of town?

580
00:17:10,105 --> 00:17:13,006
We put them in every part of town...

581
00:17:13,008 --> 00:17:14,708
Oh, oh, here we go, here we go.

582
00:17:14,710 --> 00:17:15,875
Okay, come on.

583
00:17:15,877 --> 00:17:16,643
Hello?

584
00:17:16,645 --> 00:17:18,078
Saw that guy you
were looking for.

585
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:18,745
You did?

586
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:19,413
Yeah.

587
00:17:19,415 --> 00:17:22,316
Oh, that's great, okay, can you
tell us where exactly the... Shh!

588
00:17:22,318 --> 00:17:23,350
Uh, no, oh, you do not! Oh!

589
00:17:23,352 --> 00:17:24,518
You... ugh! He shushed me.

590
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:25,519
Another one?

591
00:17:25,521 --> 00:17:27,588
Yes, another shusher
shushing me on the phone.

592
00:17:27,590 --> 00:17:29,556
All right, maybe the poster is
the problem because it says

593
00:17:29,558 --> 00:17:31,291
"Rude man who shushes
please call..."

594
00:17:31,293 --> 00:17:31,959
Right.

595
00:17:31,961 --> 00:17:33,661
So rude men are calling
just to shush you.

596
00:17:33,663 --> 00:17:35,196
This is prank calls.

597
00:17:35,198 --> 00:17:37,164
Am I gonna have to change my phone number?
I mean, that's...

598
00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:39,233
Yes, because you never want to
put your personal information

599
00:17:39,235 --> 00:17:40,134
out there in the world.

600
00:17:40,136 --> 00:17:41,268
It's like... People abuse it.

601
00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:42,603
Yo! Did you find the guy?

602
00:17:42,605 --> 00:17:43,570
No. He's unfindable.

603
00:17:43,572 --> 00:17:46,573
We just hit a bunch of dead ends, right?
The guy is a ghost, I'm telling you.

604
00:17:46,575 --> 00:17:49,909
I know! We tried to track him down on
Facebook, but it got very strange.

605
00:17:49,911 --> 00:17:51,978
Like, it was just a bunch of girls
pretending to be boys, and

606
00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:54,147
Dee banged a o fat old black
la, and then sent her hair.

607
00:17:54,149 --> 00:17:59,018
Okay, that's not... Hey!
I did the video, and I sent it to all of Paddy's

608
00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:00,019
Facebook friends.

609
00:18:00,021 --> 00:18:01,187
You did?

610
00:18:01,189 --> 00:18:01,854
Yeah.

611
00:18:01,856 --> 00:18:02,655
Frank to the rescue.

612
00:18:02,657 --> 00:18:03,756
Oh, ho! Frank saves the day.

613
00:18:03,758 --> 00:18:04,657
All right.

614
00:18:04,659 --> 00:18:05,558
Good work, Frank.

615
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:06,592
Nice.

616
00:18:06,594 --> 00:18:07,994
Check out what you got here.

617
00:18:07,996 --> 00:18:13,667
Welcome to Paddy's Pub...
the oldest pub in America.

618
00:18:13,669 --> 00:18:14,635
Well, that's not true.

619
00:18:14,637 --> 00:18:15,636
Right.

620
00:18:15,638 --> 00:18:17,672
No, I lied.
Everybody lies on the Internet.

621
00:18:17,674 --> 00:18:20,909
He's right. Everybody out there is lying
to get what they want; why can't we?

622
00:18:20,911 --> 00:18:22,743
Totally.

623
00:18:22,745 --> 00:18:27,280
We have a variety of old liquors
served in strange containers.

624
00:18:27,282 --> 00:18:31,450
We are packed with
celebrities— the fun ones.

625
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:36,822
We also have cockfights
and strippers.

626
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,223
And guess what?

627
00:18:38,225 --> 00:18:41,859
We don't have a sign, so
good luck finding the place.

628
00:18:41,861 --> 00:18:44,261
But if you do, you'll be lucky.

629
00:18:44,263 --> 00:18:49,300
'Cause we also got donkey
shows, Motley Crue and cake.

630
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:50,067
Awesome, awesome.

631
00:18:50,069 --> 00:18:50,934
Okay, okay. Frank!

632
00:18:50,936 --> 00:18:51,935
That's awesome.

633
00:18:51,937 --> 00:18:52,970
That is awesome.

634
00:18:52,972 --> 00:18:55,038
I got to hand it to you, I
think I would go to this bar.

635
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,607
I would definitely
go to that bar.

636
00:18:56,609 --> 00:18:58,375
This is the best
part, coming up.

637
00:18:58,377 --> 00:19:02,112
So, spread the word to all of
your friends: At Paddy's Pub,

638
00:19:02,114 --> 00:19:06,182
- you're guaranteed to catch a...
- Virus!

639
00:19:06,184 --> 00:19:08,385
Just ask this guy.

640
00:19:08,387 --> 00:19:09,986
I got infected.

641
00:19:09,988 --> 00:19:11,254
Get it away from me.

642
00:19:11,256 --> 00:19:12,455
Or her.

643
00:19:12,457 --> 00:19:13,723
No, I'm busy.

644
00:19:13,725 --> 00:19:17,294
She looks like she caught the...
Bug!

645
00:19:17,296 --> 00:19:23,067
So spread this video to all of your
friends, because it's a computer virus.

646
00:19:23,069 --> 00:19:25,836
Virus!

647
00:19:25,838 --> 00:19:27,705
Take it from me.

648
00:19:27,707 --> 00:19:33,545
I am a doctor... Dr. Toboggan.

649
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,915
Mantis Toboggan.

650
00:19:40,287 --> 00:19:41,354
What?

651
00:19:41,356 --> 00:19:43,121
You sent that to all of
our Facebook friends?

652
00:19:43,123 --> 00:19:44,690
Yeah.

653
00:19:44,692 --> 00:19:47,559
They're gonna think they have
a computer virus, Frank.

654
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:50,261
Wait, you're the ones who said
we needed the virus video.

655
00:19:50,263 --> 00:19:52,196
I said a "viral video,"

656
00:19:52,198 --> 00:19:53,297
Frank. Goddamn it. Goddamn it!

657
00:19:53,299 --> 00:19:55,299
Oh, my God, we never should've
left him in charge.

658
00:19:55,301 --> 00:19:57,334
See, the problem is we
got focused on the guy.

659
00:19:57,336 --> 00:20:00,203
We didn't help him with his...
This whole thing is a total mess.

660
00:20:00,205 --> 00:20:02,438
I mean, absolutely nothing
good has come of today.

661
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:06,075
- No, we wasted all of our...
- Excuse me.

662
00:20:06,077 --> 00:20:08,511
This is a bar, right?

663
00:20:08,513 --> 00:20:12,182
We noticed you guys didn't
have a sign out front.

664
00:20:12,184 --> 00:20:15,253
Thought that was pretty cool.

665
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:18,623
You guys open?

666
00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:21,527
Yes, we are.

667
00:20:21,529 --> 00:20:25,530
Charlie, lock the door.

668
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,541
Come on in. Oh...

669
00:20:29,834 --> 00:20:33,386
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