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Bless me, Father,
for I have sinned.

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It's been one week since
my last confession.

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Okay, my son.

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In the name of the Father, Son and
Holy Spirit, what is your confession?

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I'm fat.

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Oh, great and angry God, I
command thee to smite my friends!

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Now, calm down, son.

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Calm down.

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Let's try and remain composed.

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Okay, Father.

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I'll try, but I can't promise
anything 'cause I'm pretty excitable.

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Also, I'm super pissed because
my friends made me fat.

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How did your friends make you fat?

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Were they force-feeding you?

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Well, no, not exactly.

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This whole thing started because
we became incredibly successful,

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and then they became monsters, which
in turn made them make me fat.

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So, really, I'd like to confess on them,
because they're sinners and pricks.

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Son, I don't think you understand
the purpose of confession.

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Right.

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All right.

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Sorry, Father.

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You need the context.

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Let me start at the beginning.

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Now, my friends and I own and
operate a bar in South Philly.

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And a few weeks ago, we became more
successful than we ever have before.

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It was insane.

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Oh, oh, oh!

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Look who's back!

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I scored a shitload of fireworks.

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Out of my way, Frank.

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Oh.

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Hey.

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Whoa.

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North Carolina— what
a hell of a state.

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Not now, Frank.

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We're packed.

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What the shit is
going on around here?

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I really don't get it.

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I don't see how we're so popular now.

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Guys, we may have tipped.

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Uh-oh.

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No, this is a good thing.

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This is what happens with
success in business.

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Hmm?

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Okay, if you keep making the
right decisions over time,

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eventually you will get to a point where
you tip, and you become successful.

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It's like that book The Tipping Point.

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I totally buy that.

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I totally— like, check
out this decision.

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I keep a very clean bar
every day, very tidy.

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I think people respond to that.

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They say, "What was that clean
bar I was at the other week?"

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And then they show up again.

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And then someone says, "Hey,
did you see that clean bar?

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Let's go there."

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And my comedy, you know.

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Like, all my, all my funny jokes
and stuff that I throw out.

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You know, I'm like the cute, funny
waitress who has all these

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one-liners and hilarious jabs I
throw at the customers, and I

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add all that charm to the place.

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That's-That's probably doing it.

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Yeah, good-looking guy like
myself, takes pride in his

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personal appearance, takes pride
in his personal hygiene, has

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great hair.

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You know, you put a guy like that
behind the bar, and people

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will eventually flock to this man.

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That-That's what you're saying, yeah.

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That's what you're saying.

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Sort of.

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I didn't think it was...
No, the point is that we got

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to keep doing what it is that we do.

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Yes.

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No matter how psychotically vain...
Right.

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or needy and pathetic
or, I mean, just plain sad.

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Well, let's not put labels on
it, 'cause we don't know which

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one is the one that is the most...

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If we keep doing all of it...
Mm-hmm.

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then we'll keep tipping up.

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Yes.

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Nice.

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In order to maintain this
success, I do think though we

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need to get some rest.

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Let's do the right thing here for
once in our lives, and let's

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go home and get a good night's sleep.

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But that sleep would never
come, Father, because success

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was about to change everything.

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Hey, Charlie, you asleep?

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Charlie, are you asleep?

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No. No.

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I had a great idea.

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I don't want to hear it.

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Frank, I'm a successful man now, okay?

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I need to maintain a certain level
of excellence, so I can't

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have you, like, telling me
terrible ideas all night, 'cause

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that brings me off my excellence, okay?

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Okay, but this is a great idea.

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I don't want to...
We take, we take the M-80s

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that I have, and we stic'em in
some lamb and pa-cha, we blow it up!

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What are you looking to do?

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Like, flash-cook a-a gyro sandwich?

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Yeah.

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That's a good idea.

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Flash-cook a sandwich.

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Oh, my God...
Cook the meat immediately.

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I mean, what you're talking
about is just a meat bomb, and

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that's a waste of a good lamb.

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So if you're done with coming up
with terrible ideas, um, I'm

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going to go back to bed.

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A meat bomb!

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You-You blow it up.

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I mean, like, just take the
thing and stick it...

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I'm going to the crevice!

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No, no, no, no!

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Charlie, Charlie, Charlie,
don't go in the crevice.

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Charlie, don't go in the crevice.

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I'm going in the crevice.

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Come on, don't go in the crevice.

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Oh, come on, man.

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Oh, my God!

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Yello.

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Hey-o.

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It's Mac.

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What's up?

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Hey-o!

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'Sup?

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Yeah, I'm going to go out and rage.

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Is Charlie there?

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Hey, it's Mac.

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He wants to go rage.

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I don't care.

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I'm in the crevice.

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He's in the crevice.

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Shit, he's in the crevice?

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I'll come out with you.

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We'll go out.

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You and me, we'll go together.

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We'll have a ball.

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Hello?

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I-I'm not seeing how this
relates to your weight gain.

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Uh, I'm telling a story, Father.

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Frank's not a guy that usually
comes up with plans.

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I mean, you want to know all the
key players and how success

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affected them, right?

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Well, I think your time could
be better spent if you focus

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more on yourself.

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But I haven't done very much wrong.

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Okay, you know what, Father?

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I'm just going to plow ahead,
because I'm sensing some

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resistance.

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And Dennis always tells me, never
let someone's resistance

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stop you from getting what you want.

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So, the bar's success continued.

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But Dee's inflated ego about her
comedy was keeping her from

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doing her job.

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Kids these days, they have so
many more choices than we had

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when we were little.

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Am I right?

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Excuse me? Excuse me?

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I mean, it's like, do you

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want to watch Kung Fu
Panda on Blu-ray... Excuse me?

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Oh, my God. Yeah?

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We are still waiting on those beers.

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Yeah, I know.

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Right in the middle of the joke.

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And now where was I with it?

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Can, um, we get those margaritas
that we ordered a while ago, as well?

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That'd be great.

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Yeah.

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Can I finish the joke?

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'Cause the funny part comes at the
end, so you're going to miss

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it if you don't... Right.
No, you-you keep trying to tell jokes and...

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Well, you keep interrupting
me, and that's why I'm not...

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Well, they're not really
landing is what I'm trying to...

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Oh, they're not landing
because I'm not getting to the

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punch line, so if you could just
be patient and let me get it out.

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Kids these days have so many more choices...
No, don't, don't try to

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finish the joke.

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Don't try to finish the joke.

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I'm not even going to listen.

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Oh, I just want my margarita, I
just want my margarita, I just

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want my margarita.

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You know what, you're not
getting your margarita.

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Thanks.

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Why do we have this?

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What is this?

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Dude, where the hell have you been?

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Uh, slept in.

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You slept in?

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It's, like, almost the
middle of the night, man.

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Why were you sleeping in?

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Oh, God.

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Well, because I drank three
bottles of champagne and hung

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out with a stray dog all
night under a bridge, okay?

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It was sweet.

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Can I please get, like, 20
margaritas so this bitch will

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listen to my kid joke?

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Okay, first of all, your
jokes never land, all right?

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So please don't concentrate on
your comedy anymore, 'cause it's

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terrible, all right?

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I'm sorry, I said it.

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Look, can we just do
what we normally do?

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I shouldn't even be
bartending, all right?

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I'm in over my head, I'm yelling
at customers 'cause I'm getting

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a little agitated here.

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Can Dennis please come
here and do this?

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Where is Dennis?

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Dennis is in the bathroom, and
he's been there for, like, an hour.

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Okay, company meeting in
the bathroom, okay, guys?

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Company meeting.

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Let's go.

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Dennis?

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Where are you, bud?

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Company meeting.

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Uh, I'm in here.

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All right, good, man.

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Hop on out. Company meeting.

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I don't want to.

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You have to.

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It's a company meeting.

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You have to... No.

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What's going on in there?

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I'm bashing it.

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Huh?

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I'm bashing it.

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Oh, no. Don't bash.

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Don't bash.

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I'll come out. I'll come out.

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Oh.

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Uh, I saw a couple gray
hairs, and I was, like, "I'll

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eradicate those," and then...
With black paint?

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Well, just-just go
easy on me, all right?

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Don't make fun of me or anything.

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I feel very sensitive right now.

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It's hard to maintain all this.

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You look like Superman.

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Oh, cool. Yeah, right on.

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Well, he was the
original, right, so...?

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The original what?

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S-Superhero. He was, like... Ugh.

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Is that what you're going for?

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No.

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Dude, come on.

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It would be that obvious,
like, if you didn't know me.

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You'd be, like, "Oh, shit.
Maybe that's Superman."

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No, you wouldn't.

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Everyone knows who Superman is,
and they know it's not you.

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Shit. Right.

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Guys, come on.

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Clearly, success is starting
to get to all of us.

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We can't be Superman.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Uh, yeah. No shit.

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I'm running around like
an animal out there.

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I mean, all I'm doing
is serving drinks.

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You're supposed to serve
drinks; You're a waitress.

259
00:07:56,503 --> 00:07:59,170
People need their drinks, and we need
a waitress to serve those drinks.

260
00:07:59,172 --> 00:08:00,172
Guys, don't change now.

261
00:08:00,174 --> 00:08:01,173
All right?

262
00:08:01,175 --> 00:08:02,841
We have a certain chemistry
that got us here to begin with.

263
00:08:02,843 --> 00:08:03,842
All right?

264
00:08:03,844 --> 00:08:05,677
We don't need to start...
Oh, that's terrible.

265
00:08:05,679 --> 00:08:08,346
Let's just get back out there and
step it up a little bit, please.

266
00:08:08,348 --> 00:08:10,348
Let's just get back to work,
man, and do what we do, okay?

267
00:08:10,350 --> 00:08:12,283
You're not good.

268
00:08:12,285 --> 00:08:14,351
"Back to work.

269
00:08:14,353 --> 00:08:15,352
Back to work, everybody.

270
00:08:15,354 --> 00:08:18,921
I'm Charlie, and I'm in
charge all of a sudden."

271
00:08:18,923 --> 00:08:21,157
Are you eating in there?

272
00:08:21,159 --> 00:08:25,427
Uh, yeah, I got some donuts and
some M&Ms and some, uh, chips.

273
00:08:25,429 --> 00:08:27,429
I could pass them through
if you want some.

274
00:08:27,431 --> 00:08:30,120
You aren't allowed to eat in here.

275
00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:31,399
I'm sorry, Father.

276
00:08:31,401 --> 00:08:32,400
I-I have enough.

277
00:08:32,402 --> 00:08:34,469
If you want a donut, I
could give you one.

278
00:08:34,471 --> 00:08:37,506
You better put that away and
come back when you're finished.

279
00:08:37,508 --> 00:08:38,508
Okay.

280
00:08:38,510 --> 00:08:40,643
I... I'm done... done.

281
00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,513
Uh, so Charlie was up all night
working, and Frank was still

282
00:08:43,515 --> 00:08:47,451
coming up with plans,
and they were not good.

283
00:08:50,922 --> 00:08:52,723
Oh, shit.

284
00:08:52,725 --> 00:08:53,724
Oh, my God.

285
00:08:53,726 --> 00:08:55,693
It's morning already, huh?

286
00:08:59,265 --> 00:09:00,264
Ow!

287
00:09:00,266 --> 00:09:01,266
Hey, that's good.

288
00:09:01,268 --> 00:09:02,100
You want to do that to people?

289
00:09:02,102 --> 00:09:03,101
What is that?

290
00:09:03,103 --> 00:09:04,102
What are you doing?

291
00:09:04,104 --> 00:09:05,103
It's a plan.

292
00:09:05,105 --> 00:09:05,937
We'll do it to people.

293
00:09:05,939 --> 00:09:07,939
We'll go around... Look at that.

294
00:09:07,941 --> 00:09:08,773
Look at the look on your face.

295
00:09:08,775 --> 00:09:09,773
That's so good.

296
00:09:09,775 --> 00:09:11,475
Frank, I don't even think
you know what a plan is, dude.

297
00:09:11,477 --> 00:09:14,145
All right, I got something else
I've been working on all night.

298
00:09:14,147 --> 00:09:14,979
Come on, come with me.

299
00:09:14,981 --> 00:09:15,980
Lock up, let's go, come with me.

300
00:09:15,982 --> 00:09:17,815
Don't hit me with the stick again.
Oh, my God.

301
00:09:17,817 --> 00:09:18,816
Okay, Charlie?

302
00:09:18,818 --> 00:09:19,818
All right, look at this now.

303
00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:20,819
I put two extra stop signs.

304
00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:21,819
Yeah.

305
00:09:21,821 --> 00:09:23,121
Now there's four stop signs.

306
00:09:23,123 --> 00:09:25,123
All right So no cars can go.

307
00:09:34,099 --> 00:09:36,034
Frank, you've just created
a four-way intersection.

308
00:09:36,036 --> 00:09:38,036
If anything, you've made
this intersection safer.

309
00:09:38,038 --> 00:09:39,037
No shit. Oh.

310
00:09:39,039 --> 00:09:42,040
Look, dude, I don't have time
for these shenanigans, all right?

311
00:09:42,042 --> 00:09:43,041
I need sleep.

312
00:09:43,043 --> 00:09:44,042
I'm a success now.

313
00:09:44,044 --> 00:09:45,043
I'm trying so hard not to tip.

314
00:09:45,045 --> 00:09:46,043
Ow.

315
00:09:46,045 --> 00:09:47,044
You need sleep?

316
00:09:47,046 --> 00:09:49,113
Stop hitting me with the
stick, dude, I swear to God...

317
00:09:49,115 --> 00:09:51,049
This is the plan, this is
the one we should have done.

318
00:09:51,051 --> 00:09:53,051
Don't hit me with that anymore. Oh!

319
00:09:53,053 --> 00:09:53,919
That was the one.

320
00:09:53,921 --> 00:09:55,921
You little bitch.

321
00:09:58,428 --> 00:10:01,029
And Charlie was, like, "I'm
gonna jam that stick up your ass."

322
00:10:01,031 --> 00:10:03,698
And then Frank was, like, "Come here,
you little bitch, uh, God damn it."

323
00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:05,534
Don't need to repeat all
of the obscene language.

324
00:10:05,536 --> 00:10:06,535
Oh, I'm sorry, Father.

325
00:10:06,537 --> 00:10:10,339
I... I got lost in the moment
because I'm a natural storyteller.

326
00:10:10,341 --> 00:10:13,408
Oh... Anyway, I was being super
prudent, and I was mapping out

327
00:10:13,410 --> 00:10:16,410
my successful lifestyle— you
know, champagne, sailing.

328
00:10:16,412 --> 00:10:17,779
I've always wanted to sail.

329
00:10:17,781 --> 00:10:20,381
I was really the only one who
was handling the success with

330
00:10:20,383 --> 00:10:22,116
class, to be honest with you.

331
00:10:22,118 --> 00:10:26,353
When Dee interrupted me with some
lazy plan to get out of working.

332
00:10:26,355 --> 00:10:27,655
Lazy's a sin, right?

333
00:10:27,657 --> 00:10:28,656
Uh, you mean sloth?

334
00:10:28,658 --> 00:10:29,657
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

335
00:10:29,659 --> 00:10:34,428
Dee is guilty of sloth,
and she's pro-abortion.

336
00:10:37,065 --> 00:10:37,998
Hey.

337
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:38,999
Okay, listen to this.

338
00:10:39,001 --> 00:10:43,437
One sec.

339
00:10:43,439 --> 00:10:46,941
Just picking out the places I want to
avoid when I sail across the world.

340
00:10:46,943 --> 00:10:47,908
No Africa for you, huh?

341
00:10:47,910 --> 00:10:48,909
No.

342
00:10:48,911 --> 00:10:51,178
I don't want to go to any
poor places, you know.

343
00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:53,347
Successful guy like myself,
I'll have a target on my back.

344
00:10:53,349 --> 00:10:54,348
Right.

345
00:10:54,350 --> 00:10:58,853
So, I guess... Okay. Well...
That's, uh... And, uh, too cold.

346
00:10:58,855 --> 00:11:00,088
Yeah.

347
00:11:00,090 --> 00:11:01,089
Ugh. Too violent.

348
00:11:01,091 --> 00:11:02,457
Yeah, it's hot down there.

349
00:11:02,459 --> 00:11:03,458
Too angry.

350
00:11:03,460 --> 00:11:04,459
Oh, the whole thing?

351
00:11:04,461 --> 00:11:07,462
You're just going to sail around the
United States is what it looks like.

352
00:11:07,464 --> 00:11:12,167
That's all you're... Uh, well, I
probably want to avoid, like, this.

353
00:11:12,169 --> 00:11:13,168
Yeah.

354
00:11:13,170 --> 00:11:14,169
Don't blame you for that.

355
00:11:14,171 --> 00:11:16,171
And I don't know
what happens out here.

356
00:11:16,173 --> 00:11:17,172
Okay, I tell you what.

357
00:11:17,174 --> 00:11:19,374
Uh, while you were planning all
of this, I came up with an

358
00:11:19,376 --> 00:11:21,943
amazing idea that's going
to save everything for us.

359
00:11:21,945 --> 00:11:23,311
You ready for this?

360
00:11:23,313 --> 00:11:26,014
We get ourselves replacements.

361
00:11:26,016 --> 00:11:27,015
That's not a very good idea.

362
00:11:27,017 --> 00:11:28,016
Well, stay with me.

363
00:11:28,018 --> 00:11:30,018
They're not just any replacements.

364
00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:32,087
They'll be the total embodiment
of us in looks and personality

365
00:11:32,089 --> 00:11:35,523
so that we maintain the same group
chemistry and avoid tipping.

366
00:11:35,525 --> 00:11:37,526
So they'll be like our avatars?

367
00:11:37,528 --> 00:11:38,526
Sure, if that helps you.

368
00:11:38,528 --> 00:11:39,527
Let's tell Dennis.

369
00:11:39,529 --> 00:11:42,364
Okay, yeah.

370
00:11:42,366 --> 00:11:43,365
Hey, hey, hey, Dennis, wake up.

371
00:11:43,367 --> 00:11:44,366
I'm not sleeping.

372
00:11:44,368 --> 00:11:45,366
What are you doing?

373
00:11:45,368 --> 00:11:48,003
Why are you hiding under the covers?

374
00:11:48,005 --> 00:11:51,907
Mm.

375
00:11:52,911 --> 00:11:54,810
My God.

376
00:11:54,812 --> 00:11:55,811
Do I look foolish?

377
00:11:55,813 --> 00:11:58,681
Well, what in God's name
have you done to your face?

378
00:11:58,683 --> 00:11:59,682
I got a chemical peel.

379
00:11:59,684 --> 00:12:01,651
You look like a monster, dude.

380
00:12:01,653 --> 00:12:05,055
I was just trying to live up to
all of your expectations of me.

381
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,057
What expectations?

382
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,959
Physical perfection.

383
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:08,960
What?

384
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:11,463
Clearly, the success of the
bar has proved that I have

385
00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:12,931
achieved physical perfection.

386
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:15,567
And now there's nowhere else for
me to go but down from here.

387
00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:17,937
So now I'm hanging on by a thread.

388
00:12:17,939 --> 00:12:21,040
Why don't you lay off the
skin treatments for a while?

389
00:12:21,042 --> 00:12:24,209
Yeah, yeah.

390
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:27,479
Oh, you don't think I should
mess with my face anymore?

391
00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:29,715
Well, right now it looks
like you're wearing a mask of

392
00:12:29,717 --> 00:12:30,649
yourself over your face.

393
00:12:30,651 --> 00:12:31,651
Mm-hmm.

394
00:12:31,653 --> 00:12:33,653
Not a good one, not
a nice mask of myself?

395
00:12:33,655 --> 00:12:34,654
Not a good one.

396
00:12:34,656 --> 00:12:37,656
Do you guys think that a normal
mask of me might look good?

397
00:12:37,658 --> 00:12:38,657
Oh, my God.

398
00:12:38,659 --> 00:12:40,659
And if there was,
would you guys wear it?

399
00:12:40,661 --> 00:12:41,660
What is happening?

400
00:12:41,780 --> 00:12:43,689
I'm very confused.

401
00:12:43,809 --> 00:12:45,697
I'm going to be alone.

402
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:52,170
Okay.

403
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,673
And without Dennis to shit all
over Dee's ideas with me, I was

404
00:12:54,675 --> 00:12:59,545
lured into her very lazy,
slothy, sinful avatar plan.

405
00:12:59,547 --> 00:13:04,216
Mm, I got to say, I like
what I'm seeing here.

406
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,284
Mm-hmm.

407
00:13:05,286 --> 00:13:09,222
Yeah, let me, uh... let me just
fill you in on what we're doing here.

408
00:13:09,224 --> 00:13:11,958
See, Mac and I run the hottest
bar in Philadelphia, and we are

409
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:15,361
looking for a couple of employees
to fill our shoes, literally.

410
00:13:15,363 --> 00:13:17,363
Mm. That said, there's a set
of dumbbells to your feet there.

411
00:13:17,365 --> 00:13:20,699
I'd like you to lift those and curl
them, but don't do it in a normal way.

412
00:13:20,701 --> 00:13:23,101
Now, this is for a
bartending job, right?

413
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,102
Yeah.

414
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,637
Yeah, this is all part of it.

415
00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:26,638
Now, get to work beefcake.

416
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,640
Okay. Guess I can fire
off a couple reverse curls.

417
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,641
He said fire off.

418
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,642
I like that.

419
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,643
Yeah, I heard him.

420
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,644
I like that.

421
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,645
Look... look at that.

422
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,645
Excellent.

423
00:13:35,647 --> 00:13:36,646
Oh, man.

424
00:13:36,648 --> 00:13:37,648
He executed those perfectly.

425
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:38,649
Uh.

426
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,651
That was exactly
what I'm talking about.

427
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,652
I'd like to fast-track him, Dee.

428
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,653
He's perfect.

429
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,654
What? For you?

430
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,655
Yeah, of course.

431
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,656
What do...?

432
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:46,657
He looks nothing like you.

433
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,658
Well, no.

434
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,561
I mean, since we've been working, I've
been neglecting my fitness regimen.

435
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,829
He understands... No, no, no, no.

436
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:55,999
You never, ever once in your
life have looked like that.

437
00:13:56,001 --> 00:14:00,003
When I leave the gym, and I
have a full pump... Yeah?

438
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,138
Dee was right though.

439
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:05,143
For me to use that gorgeous
muscle monster as my avatar, I

440
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,611
had to put on some serious bulk.

441
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,714
So did you go to the gym?

442
00:14:08,716 --> 00:14:10,115
The gym?

443
00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:12,651
Father, when Peter did the
statue of David, he wasn't just

444
00:14:12,653 --> 00:14:13,519
hammering at pebbles.

445
00:14:13,521 --> 00:14:16,922
First, he ordered the Jews to bring
him a massive slab of marble.

446
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:17,923
Okay.

447
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,324
Let's wrap this up.

448
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,459
Right.

449
00:14:20,461 --> 00:14:22,461
Okay, so Charlie was
working his ass off.

450
00:14:22,463 --> 00:14:25,430
Uh, but the customers were getting
just as frustrated as he was.

451
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:28,532
Clearly, the pressures of success
were cracking both he and Dennis.

452
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,433
Hang on a second.

453
00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:30,133
Hang on a second.

454
00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:31,034
I got this guy.

455
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,102
I got my man right here.

456
00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:35,072
You're the one who wanted the, uh, two
Coors Lights and the gin and tonic.

457
00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:35,740
Is that right?

458
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:36,440
No.

459
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,175
I've been waiting half an
hour for a Jack and Coke.

460
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:39,577
You've been waiting half an hour?

461
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:40,978
You've been waiting half an hour?

462
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,213
Well, with an attitude like that, you
can wait another half an hour, buddy.

463
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,648
Hey, this drink tastes like bleach.

464
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:47,484
Because I'm dipping them in bleach
so that I can clean them faster.

465
00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:49,553
I don't have time to
wash every single glass.

466
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,354
I dip it in bleach, then it's clean!

467
00:14:51,356 --> 00:14:52,155
I'm not drinking bleach.

468
00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:53,189
Then get out of my bar!

469
00:14:53,191 --> 00:14:54,057
Get out of my bar!

470
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:54,858
I don't want to see you.

471
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:55,525
Is that your buddy?

472
00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:56,192
You go with him.

473
00:14:56,194 --> 00:14:57,093
No, I don't even know him.

474
00:14:57,095 --> 00:14:58,027
You don't even know him.

475
00:14:58,029 --> 00:15:00,162
Okay, well, become friends,
and you walk home!

476
00:15:00,164 --> 00:15:01,530
Get out!

477
00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:04,466
Unbelievable.

478
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:05,633
What's going on, man?

479
00:15:05,635 --> 00:15:07,802
What's going on, dude, is
that I'm completely overwhelmed.

480
00:15:07,804 --> 00:15:08,970
I suck at bartending.

481
00:15:08,972 --> 00:15:10,138
I'm going crazy.

482
00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:11,172
Everyone's yelling at me.

483
00:15:11,174 --> 00:15:12,172
They're getting all pissed off.

484
00:15:12,174 --> 00:15:13,507
Why is your face shiny?

485
00:15:13,509 --> 00:15:15,443
I had my skin
peeled off wh chemicals.

486
00:15:15,445 --> 00:15:16,110
Yeah?

487
00:15:16,112 --> 00:15:17,578
Want to know why?

488
00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:18,613
Not really.

489
00:15:18,615 --> 00:15:20,982
Well, it's just, uh, you
know, I've created a level of

490
00:15:20,984 --> 00:15:23,885
success for myself that, uh, I
just don't know if I can live up

491
00:15:23,887 --> 00:15:24,686
to it anymore, man.

492
00:15:24,688 --> 00:15:28,387
My level of excellence is so high
that I'm feeling the pressures, man.

493
00:15:28,441 --> 00:15:30,741
Dude, I'm operating at
such an excellent level.

494
00:15:30,743 --> 00:15:31,409
It's insane.

495
00:15:31,411 --> 00:15:34,111
You know, I'm running at of ten
of excellence, and I'm used to

496
00:15:34,113 --> 00:15:35,145
being at whatever number.

497
00:15:35,147 --> 00:15:37,781
I-I don't even want to be at a—
like, somewhere lower, but whatever.

498
00:15:37,783 --> 00:15:39,816
The point is that I'm not
going to let the bar down.

499
00:15:39,818 --> 00:15:40,650
You know what I mean?

500
00:15:40,652 --> 00:15:44,787
He being on the tipping point is
about working hard and caring

501
00:15:44,789 --> 00:15:46,925
about that work and really
giving it your all.

502
00:15:47,045 --> 00:15:48,477
Let's get high in the back office.

503
00:15:48,479 --> 00:15:49,978
Let's get high and
drop all this, right?

504
00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:51,284
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

505
00:16:23,974 --> 00:16:27,320
Deandra, you got to— all you
have to do is hold the pigeon,

506
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,922
and I stick the M80 under
its wing, I blow it up.

507
00:16:30,042 --> 00:16:30,774
No, Frank.

508
00:16:30,776 --> 00:16:32,510
I'm not going to help
you detonate a pigeon.

509
00:16:32,512 --> 00:16:34,678
That would be terrible publicity
for a young comedienne.

510
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,480
Well, you-you don't
have to do anything.

511
00:16:36,482 --> 00:16:39,349
I just— we stick the pigeon
in there, we run, the flock

512
00:16:39,351 --> 00:16:40,883
blows up, we got a lot of tasty meat.

513
00:16:40,885 --> 00:16:41,551
Hold on, hold on.

514
00:16:41,553 --> 00:16:42,218
Shut up.

515
00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:42,885
We have a pigeon feast.

516
00:16:42,887 --> 00:16:43,653
Shut up. What's going on?

517
00:16:43,655 --> 00:16:44,320
Where is everyone?

518
00:16:44,322 --> 00:16:46,355
I have all kinds of new
bits and no audience.

519
00:16:46,357 --> 00:16:47,522
Oh, shit.

520
00:16:47,524 --> 00:16:48,490
Maybe we tipped too soon.

521
00:16:48,492 --> 00:16:49,658
No. No.

522
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,493
I was just starting to
get a taste of success.

523
00:16:51,495 --> 00:16:52,927
I need more.

524
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:53,595
What's that?

525
00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:54,262
Music.

526
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,130
Coming from in the back.

527
00:16:55,132 --> 00:16:56,865
Back here?

528
00:16:58,936 --> 00:16:59,936
What?

529
00:16:59,938 --> 00:17:01,938
Hey! What the hell are you
ck bags doing back here?

530
00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:03,507
The bar is completely empty.

531
00:17:03,509 --> 00:17:06,777
I'm watching Charlie do his
thing, and it's good, man.

532
00:17:06,779 --> 00:17:07,978
It's, like, good.

533
00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:10,414
It looks like we did tip, Deandra.

534
00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:12,950
We might as well sin and get high.

535
00:17:12,952 --> 00:17:14,952
I mean, I'm a sinner, too, right?

536
00:17:14,954 --> 00:17:15,953
Oh, ho, ho.

537
00:17:17,657 --> 00:17:18,656
Oh, Mac's the best.

538
00:17:18,658 --> 00:17:19,656
Oh, I love him.

539
00:17:19,658 --> 00:17:20,657
Isn't he?

540
00:17:20,659 --> 00:17:23,860
Also, I'm pro-abortion, so I'm
probably going straight to hell.

541
00:17:23,862 --> 00:17:24,861
Oh, oh, and I got fat.

542
00:17:24,863 --> 00:17:25,861
I'm much fatter than Mac.

543
00:17:25,863 --> 00:17:28,931
You're so fat, and, uh...
♪ Oh, big, fat, big, fat Big, fat titties

544
00:17:30,868 --> 00:17:31,867
You got big, fat titties.

545
00:17:32,870 --> 00:17:35,170
And I like to kill
babies, unborn babies.

546
00:17:35,172 --> 00:17:38,240
I'm not exactly sure how that
conversation went, but I imagine

547
00:17:38,242 --> 00:17:39,575
it was along those lines.

548
00:17:39,577 --> 00:17:42,912
The point is, six weeks later,
they dropped a bomb on me.

549
00:17:43,916 --> 00:17:44,915
We're not idiots.

550
00:17:44,917 --> 00:17:46,684
Of course, I'm going to take the
precaution of boiling the blood

551
00:17:46,686 --> 00:17:47,618
before I use it.

552
00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:49,453
Yeah, now, that goes without saying.

553
00:17:49,455 --> 00:17:50,455
No, no, no.

554
00:17:50,457 --> 00:17:52,291
It does not matter if
you boil it, Charlie.

555
00:17:52,293 --> 00:17:54,059
You can't... you can't replace
Frank's blood with bags of blood

556
00:17:54,061 --> 00:17:55,994
that you found behind a hospital.

557
00:17:55,996 --> 00:17:56,995
But... wait, wait.

558
00:17:56,997 --> 00:17:57,996
It just won't work.

559
00:17:57,998 --> 00:17:59,831
Dennis, he's not going
to replace my blood.

560
00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:01,667
He's going to add to it
to make me more virile.

561
00:18:01,669 --> 00:18:02,501
I'm just pumping more in.

562
00:18:02,503 --> 00:18:03,502
Yeah.

563
00:18:03,504 --> 00:18:06,239
So you're just going to be
bursting at the seams with blood?

564
00:18:06,241 --> 00:18:07,240
Yeah.

565
00:18:07,242 --> 00:18:08,241
Oh, yeah.

566
00:18:08,243 --> 00:18:09,242
Hey-o. What's up, bitches?

567
00:18:09,244 --> 00:18:10,243
I did it.

568
00:18:10,913 --> 00:18:11,912
I'm 200 pounds.

569
00:18:11,914 --> 00:18:12,912
I'm as big as my avatar.

570
00:18:12,914 --> 00:18:14,447
What's an avatar?

571
00:18:14,449 --> 00:18:16,516
You know the avatar that we're
going to get to do all of

572
00:18:16,518 --> 00:18:18,651
our work for us, so I can go
sailing, and-and Dee can tell

573
00:18:18,653 --> 00:18:21,321
her stupid jokes, and Dennis can
pour more acid on his face.

574
00:18:22,322 --> 00:18:23,321
Are we still doing that?

575
00:18:23,323 --> 00:18:25,323
No. We-We gave that plan
up a really long time ago.

576
00:18:25,325 --> 00:18:27,792
Is that why you've been stuffing
your face for six weeks?

577
00:18:27,794 --> 00:18:30,494
Yeah. I've been trying to get as
big as my avatar, so we don't tip.

578
00:18:30,614 --> 00:18:32,721
Dude, that was, like,
a million plans ago.

579
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:36,865
All of us, including you— we've
been engaged in many other plans

580
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:37,799
and schemes since then.

581
00:18:37,801 --> 00:18:38,800
Wh-Where have you been?

582
00:18:38,802 --> 00:18:40,328
You guys dropped the tipping plan?

583
00:18:40,448 --> 00:18:41,008
Yeah.

584
00:18:41,128 --> 00:18:43,405
I thought we were just putting it on
the back burner until I hit two hundo.

585
00:18:43,519 --> 00:18:46,453
Why do you think we've been
calling you fat this entire time?

586
00:18:46,455 --> 00:18:50,001
Wh... Why wouldn't somebody
tell me that we dropped the plan?

587
00:18:50,121 --> 00:18:52,258
Stop chewing on food and
start thinking about what's

588
00:18:52,378 --> 00:18:54,560
going on in the bar, and then you...

589
00:18:54,562 --> 00:18:55,726
Don't-Don't make fun of me, okay?

590
00:18:55,852 --> 00:18:58,499
I'm-I'm busting my ass out
there trying to do the avatar

591
00:18:58,619 --> 00:19:01,061
plan, and-and now you
guys are laughing at me.

592
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:03,014
But you have candy
coming out of your pocket.

593
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:05,383
I was hungry.

594
00:19:05,385 --> 00:19:06,418
I was hungry.

595
00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:07,953
Don't laugh at me.

596
00:19:07,955 --> 00:19:08,954
Don't laugh at me!

597
00:19:08,956 --> 00:19:10,055
Don't laugh at me.

598
00:19:11,059 --> 00:19:13,059
Is he trying to rip his shirt off?

599
00:19:13,061 --> 00:19:14,060
What are you doing?

600
00:19:14,062 --> 00:19:16,062
You guys are going to hell, okay?

601
00:19:17,065 --> 00:19:18,064
You guys are going to hell.

602
00:19:18,066 --> 00:19:19,065
Don't laugh at me.

603
00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:20,066
What are you doing?

604
00:19:20,068 --> 00:19:21,067
"Don't laugh at me."

605
00:19:21,187 --> 00:19:22,698
And that's it.

606
00:19:22,939 --> 00:19:25,006
So, now you understand.

607
00:19:25,008 --> 00:19:26,507
I understand none of it.

608
00:19:26,509 --> 00:19:29,276
Father, my friends totally boned me.

609
00:19:29,278 --> 00:19:31,945
They became successful,
egotistical monsters.

610
00:19:31,947 --> 00:19:34,314
They forced me into this avatar
thing, and now they're totally

611
00:19:34,316 --> 00:19:35,248
ditching the plan.

612
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:36,650
But it's all about the avatar.

613
00:19:36,652 --> 00:19:37,718
The beefcake avatar.

614
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,754
But you weren't going to understand
that unless I told you the whole story.

615
00:19:40,756 --> 00:19:42,757
I'm going to be perfectly honest.

616
00:19:42,759 --> 00:19:45,025
I still don't know what
you want me to do.

617
00:19:45,027 --> 00:19:47,228
Okay, um, let me start at the
beginning, because clearly,

618
00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:48,163
you didn't understand it.

619
00:19:48,165 --> 00:19:51,934
No, no, no, no, no, no
, hat won't be necessary.

620
00:19:51,936 --> 00:19:55,738
Uh, if, uh... if I smite your friends
and absolve you, will you leave?

621
00:19:55,740 --> 00:19:56,739
Yeah.

622
00:19:56,741 --> 00:19:58,942
You're absolved, and
your friends are smited.

623
00:19:58,944 --> 00:20:00,910
In the name of the Father, Son
and Holy Spirit, please leave.

624
00:20:00,912 --> 00:20:02,613
Okay, great.

625
00:20:02,615 --> 00:20:04,949
Oh, um, when should I see the results?

626
00:20:04,951 --> 00:20:06,833
What are you talking about?

627
00:20:06,953 --> 00:20:08,186
Well, when does the spell kick in?

628
00:20:08,188 --> 00:20:10,655
Wh-When is God going to shed
some of this weight for me?

629
00:20:10,657 --> 00:20:11,756
Six weeks.

630
00:20:11,758 --> 00:20:12,757
Great.

631
00:20:12,759 --> 00:20:14,092
Not hard. Perfect.

632
00:20:14,094 --> 00:20:17,907
Uh, glory unto you, ghost man in
the sky, that created us all and

633
00:20:18,027 --> 00:20:18,959
pre-determines everything.

634
00:20:18,961 --> 00:20:20,983
I'll see you in six weeks.

635
00:20:22,204 --> 00:20:32,204
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