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Attention!

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Attention, everyone!

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Gather round, please!

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Gather round!

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Mac has a very
important announcement!

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Because of my sudden and
unfortunate weight loss, the bar

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is now in extreme risk.

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And as head of security,
this concerns me.

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So Mac's made a couple of moves.

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And that first move... is this.

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Jesus Christ.

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Jesus.

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Perfect for ocular pat-downs.

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Now I can determine a subject's threat
level without him being able to feel my

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retinal assessment.

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Which is a great advantage because
the guy can't see how scared Mac is.

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Yes, and... No, that's not
what it's about. It's not...

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Huh? Oh, I thought that you were
scared every time you went to go to...

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That's classified!

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Look, this whole point is to
make them feel safer, all right?

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We don't feel safer.

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And, Mac, there will never come a
time where you will need those.

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Mark my words, Dennis,
there will come a time when I will

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utilize these glasses to
assess a threat and then...

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Are they still standing there?

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No, they walked away.

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My peripheral is a
little compromised.

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Yeah, you can't see out the sides,
and that's a disadvantage, so...

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Oh, good... you're all here.

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Who invited the Jew lawyer?

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Not Jewish.

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Hold on, punk.

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He's clear.

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He's clear.

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You know, I-I really do
not understand you people.

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You know, it's funny, most of
the time I'm trying to get away

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from you, and yet when I really
need to get in touch with you,

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I can't get you to
return my phone calls.

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Mmm, don't need you, don't care.

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Eh... out you go.

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Lovely.

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As the executor of your mother's estate,
I'm here to inform you

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that her father, Heinrich Landgraf,
has fallen into a coma.

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Pop-Pop?

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He's being kept alive
by a respirator.

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As per the will, the only
living blood relatives, the

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ever-charming Dee and Dennis
Reynolds are the only people

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empowered to decide whether or
not he stays on those machines.

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Are you saying that we have to
decide whether that old Nazi

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bitch lives or dies?

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There's that charm.

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That is correct.

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I'll await your decision.

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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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Pop-Pop's room's right down here.

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How do you know, Frank?

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I come here every week and feed
him soup, take care of him.

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That's nice of you, you know?

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Help a man keep his dignity
in his final years.

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Somebody's got to do it.

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Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Oh, Jesus Christ!

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Ugh!

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I didn't have a chance to tidy.

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T... Tidy?

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Frank, the man is rotting.

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Oh, God, why hasn't someone
done something in here?

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I told the staff I got it.

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You don't got it.

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You don't have it at all.

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Yeah, what is the
overwhelming smell?

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Oh, that's the soup.

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Yeah, well, if he doesn't finish,
sometimes I leave 'em

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for him, and then I forget
and then months go by.

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Jesus Christ, Frank, what the
hell is really going on here?

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Look, the guy always said he
had Nazi treasure stashed away.

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I figure I spend some time with him,
he gives it to me.

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All right, well, pretty good plan;
execution leaves a lot to be desired.

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Okay, well, speaking of execution,
we're just gonna pull

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the plug on this creep and
get out of here, right?

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Whoa. Whoa, h-hold on a second, Dee,
I mean, that's a big decision.

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How so?

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We're talking about
taking a man's life.

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Yeah, but he was a Nazi,
so it's kind of, like, eh...

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Well, yeah, I get that, but,
I mean, he was our grandfather.

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Okay, maybe we got to think
this through a little bit more.

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Yeah.

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Oh, my God,
make a decision already!

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Are you eating the soup?

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Is he eating the soup?

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Yes.

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I'm sorry. I was hungry.

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I made a decision to eat the soup.

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I didn't sit around thinking all day,
"Hey, do I do this?

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Do I not do this?"

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We are making a decision about
whether or not to take a

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man's life, not whether or
not to eat old rancid soups.

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Okay, listen, I think we just
need to gather a little bit more

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information before we
make our decision, right?

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Yeah, you guys think it over,
think it over.

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Mac, can you come
here for a second?

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What?

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All Frank's talk about Nazi treasure...
got me thinking about something.

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Okay, you remember that box of stuff
Pop-Pop gave me a few years ago?

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It was, like, all this old stuff,
Nazi shit that he got from the war?

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Holy shit!

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Yeah. Didn't we burn
that all in the alley?

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Not all of it.

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There was a painting in that box,
a very special dog painting

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that I mounted on my wall.

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You and my dad share this futon?

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Now, Frank hated this
painting, you know?

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He made me take it down.

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I do not like this painting,
Charlie.

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Its smug aura mocks me.

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It's evil, Charlie.

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Evil.

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And it's been in
that box ever since.

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Uh-huh. So what?

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By the way, man, this is why we
work well together, you know?

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You see free soup,
you make a decision to eat it.

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It's horrible.

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It's terrible soup, but we got to
stick with our decisions, right?

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Yeah, I can't go back on it now.

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No, no. All right, anyway...
do you think that that painting

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could've been the Nazi treasure
that Frank's looking for?

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Mm. I've made a decision.

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Yes.

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Yes, right?

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Yeah.

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Okay. You got to help me find it.

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Let's slip out of here
so they don't notice.

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Okay. They're standing two feet
away from us, so they are

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gonna notice, but let's just run out
of here; they'll think we

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made a quick decision to leave.

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Damn it, dude!

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All right, I remember exactly
what happened, all right?

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Frank took it down, told me to get
rid of it; I stashed it away

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somewhere, but then what-what
happened to it from there,

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I don't know.

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Hey, Charlie, come here.

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Dude, you got to check this out.

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Look at all these old photos of
Hitler with German shepherds.

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Oh, holy shit.

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Yeah. But check this out.

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Oh, my God!

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Yeah. Hitler painted German
shepherds all the time.

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He was, like, obsessed.

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Dude, I'm thinking that maybe
that painting could be...

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An original Hitler.

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Yes!

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Yeah!

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Holy shit, dude, this is huge!

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We are gonna become famous
treasure hunters.

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I'm thinking, Hollywood is gonna
make a Da Vinci Code style

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thriller about us!

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I can finally be Indiana Jones!

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Yeah, yeah, and then I
get it back on my wall!

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Yeah. Well, we're not gonna
put it back up on your wall.

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It'll probably go in a museum.

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What? No-no-no-no-no.

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It looks so good here.

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It belongs in a museum,
and that's the end of this.

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Okay, you know what,
can you call Frank?

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Because he's gonna
remember the details.

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I knew that I stashed it away somewhere,
but it's-it's gone.

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I can't find it.

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Do we have to involve Frank?

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You know what, yeah, we'll just
tiptoe around the language.

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I'll play it cool.

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Just play it cool.

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Mac!

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Hey, Frank.

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Where are you?

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You sound strained.

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I'm stuck in a window
over at Pop-Pop's house.

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I got to find this treasure.

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Treasure, what treasure?

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I don't even know what you're talking about.
There probably is no treasure.

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I'll bet you there's no treasure,
so you can just stop

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looking for the treasure, okay,
'cause there's no treasure.

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Hey, man, you know where that,
um, worthless old dog painting

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that you had hanging up in your apartment-
do you know where that might be?

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The dog painting? Oh!

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That was evil.

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I threw that thing out.

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I'm pretty sure I saw Cricket
scampering away with it.

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Cricket?

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Hey, listen, Mac.

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You do me a favor.

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I'm really stuck in this window.

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Will you come and get me?

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Okay, nice.

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We got to get Cricket.

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I know just where to find him.

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Dust is a nice touch.

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Yes. I don't like you
wearing the glasses, though.

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They're supposed
to assess a threat.

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Oh, Cricket could be a threat.

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No, I have cleared him
on multiple occasions.

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Here we go. Hello!

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Hey, Cricks.

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Dog pound, huh? Weird.

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Wow.

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Oh!

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Ugh. Ooh.

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Oh, Jesus Christ, that's gruesome.

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Yeah, I got into a skirmish
with a stray chocolate lab.

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I won't go into details, but suffice to say,
that dog is very paralyzed now.

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Anyway, they got me doing this, uh,
this community service thing.

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Yeah, but I'm kind of a dog executioner,
so, uh, looks like

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old Cricket got the last laugh.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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You're putting the dogs down?

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Well, uh, no.

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You know, yeah, mostly just, you know,
cleaning up the poops, you

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know, washing out their cages,
that kind of thing.

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Ah. Sounds like you're
a dog janitor then.

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Yeah, that's more like they
got the last laugh.

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Cricks, Frank said you know something
about a dog painting

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that he threw away that you might
have scampered off with.

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Yeah, worthless dog painting.

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Yeah, yeah, dog painting,
sure, yeah.

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Oh, very evil vibes.

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Yeah, I sold it.

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To who?

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Hmm? Oh, some guy.

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You know, he's coming down here,
he's all bent out of shape, you

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know, that he had to put
down his German shepherd.

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Well, I notice his dog looks just
like the one in the painting.

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I see an opportunity.

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Make three bucks. Ba-da-boom!

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Wait.

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He's cool. He's not a threat.

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Phew!

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I know he's not a threat!

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I told you, I've assessed him...
I've just cleared him.

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You are not using the glasses correctly,
and it's driving me crazy, okay?

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I thought I used it.

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Could you tell how scared I was?

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No, I could not. I could not.

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Mara?

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Uh, yeah, boss.

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Got a mastiff in here,
just had explosive diarrhea.

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I've never seen anything like it.
Get your ass in here.

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Come on.

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Hello? Somebody there?

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Help me out of here!

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I'm stuck! I can't get out of here!

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Frank? What is happening?

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What are you doing?

253
00:09:19,365 --> 00:09:20,264
I'm trapped.

254
00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:22,267
That goddamn trunk
is booby-trapped.

255
00:09:22,335 --> 00:09:25,236
It's not booby-trapped, Frank; it's an
empty trunk, and you fell into it like a

256
00:09:25,305 --> 00:09:26,404
Weeble wobble.

257
00:09:26,473 --> 00:09:27,439
Let's go. Come on.

258
00:09:28,709 --> 00:09:29,775
Jesus!

259
00:09:29,843 --> 00:09:30,776
Oh! Oh! Oh!

260
00:09:31,879 --> 00:09:32,811
Oh, God.

261
00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:36,015
Frank, there's no point in you
looking for a treasure, okay?

262
00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:38,150
If there's anything of value in this house,
we are the ones who

263
00:09:38,219 --> 00:09:39,351
inherit it once he dies.

264
00:09:39,420 --> 00:09:40,553
You're wasting your time.

265
00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:41,721
I mean, it's crazy.

266
00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,890
Dennis, check out these old films-
"New Years '74,"

267
00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:44,891
"Thanksgiving '68."

268
00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,125
Way.

269
00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:46,960
"Summer Camp '81."

270
00:09:47,028 --> 00:09:47,860
'81? Oh, that's us.

271
00:09:47,929 --> 00:09:48,862
That's our summer camp.

272
00:09:48,930 --> 00:09:50,096
Yeah, that's us. Yeah.

273
00:09:50,165 --> 00:09:50,964
Fire that up.

274
00:09:51,032 --> 00:09:51,965
I want to check that out.

275
00:09:52,034 --> 00:09:54,167
Oh, see, Frank, Dee and I have
been talking, and I don't think

276
00:09:54,236 --> 00:09:56,203
we're gonna... I don't think
we're gonna off Pop-Pop.

277
00:09:56,272 --> 00:09:58,205
You know, I mean, yeah, sure,
the guy's got a little bit of a

278
00:09:58,274 --> 00:10:01,376
sordid past, absolutely, but you know,
everybody deserves a second chance.

279
00:10:01,444 --> 00:10:03,745
Yeah, he was just following orders.

280
00:10:03,814 --> 00:10:04,913
You know what I mean?

281
00:10:04,982 --> 00:10:07,916
Yeah. Let's not try and justify why
a man would join the Nazis and...

282
00:10:07,985 --> 00:10:09,785
Right. Right, right, right, yeah,
I see what you're saying.

283
00:10:09,853 --> 00:10:12,554
'Cause that's gonna get us too far
away from... We won't be able to...

284
00:10:12,623 --> 00:10:14,322
the point that we're
trying to make, which is that

285
00:10:14,391 --> 00:10:17,191
the man moved to America, you know,
to put all that horrible shit behind him.

286
00:10:17,260 --> 00:10:18,192
Right. Right.

287
00:10:18,261 --> 00:10:21,161
And he wanted to turn his life around,
and that's what he did, Frank.

288
00:10:21,230 --> 00:10:22,162
He turned his life around.

289
00:10:22,231 --> 00:10:23,129
People do that.

290
00:10:23,198 --> 00:10:23,963
People do that. Exactly.

291
00:10:24,032 --> 00:10:24,964
Oh, here we go. Look at me.

292
00:10:25,033 --> 00:10:25,965
Oh!

293
00:10:26,034 --> 00:10:27,934
Oh, God, you remember that car?

294
00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:28,935
Yes.

295
00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:30,937
Oh, look at those
two little rug rats.

296
00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:31,771
Oh, I was so cute!

297
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,539
Oh, man, and look at Pop...
Look at how sweet he is!

298
00:10:33,608 --> 00:10:35,541
Yeah, God, he was a sweet guy.

299
00:10:35,610 --> 00:10:36,509
This is great.

300
00:10:36,577 --> 00:10:37,510
That's the camp.

301
00:10:37,579 --> 00:10:38,511
Oh, we loved it there.

302
00:10:38,580 --> 00:10:40,379
God, it's... it's all
flooding back to me now.

303
00:10:40,448 --> 00:10:41,280
Did we wear those uniforms?

304
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,281
I don't remember those. Do you?

305
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,783
I don't remember that.

306
00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:45,017
But yeah, see if there's sound.

307
00:10:45,086 --> 00:10:47,320
I want to... I'd like
to pop some sound on.

308
00:10:47,388 --> 00:10:48,154
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

309
00:10:48,223 --> 00:10:49,255
Look at this guy.

310
00:10:49,324 --> 00:10:50,190
Remember this guy? Ah.

311
00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,090
I totally remember that guy.

312
00:10:51,159 --> 00:10:52,858
He was always so jazzed
up about everything.

313
00:10:52,927 --> 00:10:55,761
He was so excited, and he would get
us all excited, do you remember that?

314
00:10:55,830 --> 00:10:57,830
Get the whole crowd jazzed up,
the whole camp.

315
00:10:57,899 --> 00:10:58,998
Here we go.

316
00:10:59,067 --> 00:11:03,402
That is why it is so important
that we all must unify.

317
00:11:03,471 --> 00:11:07,473
The more we come together,
the stronger we become.

318
00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:08,808
Now, listen close, kids.

319
00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:11,177
These goddamn niggers and Jews
are trying to take over this

320
00:11:11,245 --> 00:11:13,613
country, and we've
got to take it back!

321
00:11:13,682 --> 00:11:14,748
Oops.

322
00:11:14,816 --> 00:11:15,949
Yeah.

323
00:11:16,018 --> 00:11:16,950
That just took a turn.

324
00:11:17,019 --> 00:11:18,118
Sieg heil!

325
00:11:18,187 --> 00:11:18,952
Sieg heil! Sieg heil!

326
00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:21,388
Oh, that's us.

327
00:11:21,457 --> 00:11:23,457
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm doing that.

328
00:11:23,526 --> 00:11:26,393
Sieg heil! Sieg heil! Sieg... Okay,
that settles it.

329
00:11:26,462 --> 00:11:27,561
Let's fry this turkey.

330
00:11:27,630 --> 00:11:28,729
Yes.

331
00:11:29,799 --> 00:11:30,932
All set?

332
00:11:31,001 --> 00:11:31,899
Ready?

333
00:11:31,968 --> 00:11:32,900
Whoa, whoa, hang on.

334
00:11:32,969 --> 00:11:33,901
Hang on a second.

335
00:11:33,970 --> 00:11:36,104
Are you sure you want
to watch him die?

336
00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:38,539
What do you mean, watch him die?
We have to watch him die?

337
00:11:38,608 --> 00:11:40,975
Well, you do something like pull the plug,
and you got to

338
00:11:41,043 --> 00:11:43,310
stay there until the
lights go out.

339
00:11:43,379 --> 00:11:45,546
You know, maybe we need to
experience that on a smaller

340
00:11:45,615 --> 00:11:47,915
scale first, and just kind of
see how we feel about it?

341
00:11:47,984 --> 00:11:51,285
Kill something less
important first.

342
00:11:51,354 --> 00:11:52,586
See what that does inside.

343
00:11:52,655 --> 00:11:54,855
Move up.

344
00:11:54,924 --> 00:11:56,257
I have an idea.

345
00:11:56,325 --> 00:11:59,127
You want to watch a dog
get put down?

346
00:11:59,195 --> 00:12:01,562
Yeah, we want to see how it feels.

347
00:12:01,631 --> 00:12:02,797
Great. I got just the one.

348
00:12:02,866 --> 00:12:05,167
Ah, I feel like we need
to pick the dog.

349
00:12:05,235 --> 00:12:06,368
You know what I mean?

350
00:12:06,437 --> 00:12:08,737
'Cause we need to feel the full
weight of the decision.

351
00:12:08,806 --> 00:12:09,939
Mm-hmm.

352
00:12:10,008 --> 00:12:11,872
Okay, fine.

353
00:12:14,512 --> 00:12:15,645
No.

354
00:12:15,714 --> 00:12:18,015
Oh, no.

355
00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:19,449
Come on. No.

356
00:12:19,518 --> 00:12:21,054
Uh... no.

357
00:12:21,332 --> 00:12:22,799
Oh. No!

358
00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:25,960
Oh. Come on, guy. No!

359
00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,606
Pick me?

360
00:12:29,674 --> 00:12:30,807
What?

361
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,441
Put me down! Pick me!

362
00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:33,609
I deserve it.

363
00:12:33,678 --> 00:12:35,545
Okay. New plan.

364
00:12:35,614 --> 00:12:37,947
We're doing the right thing,
Dennis.

365
00:12:38,016 --> 00:12:38,915
We're not killers.

366
00:12:38,984 --> 00:12:40,149
You know what I mean?

367
00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:42,385
No, we have to think about
ourselves here.

368
00:12:42,454 --> 00:12:44,653
I don't want to live with pulling
the plug on somebody.

369
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,889
No. Let's just let Pop-Pop and
Cricket and these dogs die

370
00:12:46,958 --> 00:12:48,090
as nature intended.

371
00:12:48,159 --> 00:12:49,291
Slowly and painfully.

372
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,493
Mm-hmm.

373
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,462
All right.

374
00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:53,663
All right, guys.

375
00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:54,664
Here we go.

376
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:55,766
All right, everybody.

377
00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:56,934
Go, get out of here.

378
00:12:57,002 --> 00:12:58,068
Go and be free. Go and be free.

379
00:12:58,137 --> 00:12:59,270
Oh, we're all free.

380
00:12:59,338 --> 00:13:00,438
There we go.

381
00:13:00,506 --> 00:13:01,672
Go on.

382
00:13:01,741 --> 00:13:02,874
We're all free. Yeah.

383
00:13:02,943 --> 00:13:04,676
I'm one of you guys.

384
00:13:04,745 --> 00:13:07,012
All right, so this is the address.

385
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,213
All right.

386
00:13:08,282 --> 00:13:09,414
This is the spot, huh?

387
00:13:09,483 --> 00:13:10,349
Here.

388
00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:12,952
Okay. "Bret Da Lawyer,
a Denial Correlation."

389
00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:14,120
What does that mean?

390
00:13:14,188 --> 00:13:15,321
Pretty good. That's close.

391
00:13:15,389 --> 00:13:17,923
It's "Brett DeLauter,
a Dental Corporation."

392
00:13:17,992 --> 00:13:19,091
Guy's a dentist.

393
00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:21,493
Huh. All right,
let's check it out.

394
00:13:21,562 --> 00:13:22,828
Yeah.

395
00:13:22,897 --> 00:13:25,264
Whoa.

396
00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:26,899
Wow.

397
00:13:26,968 --> 00:13:28,067
Oh, shit.

398
00:13:28,136 --> 00:13:29,269
Mac, look. There it is.

399
00:13:29,337 --> 00:13:30,503
Oh.

400
00:13:30,572 --> 00:13:34,207
Holy shit, this dentist must have
gone insane after his dog died.

401
00:13:34,275 --> 00:13:35,408
I mean, look at this.

402
00:13:35,477 --> 00:13:38,111
Charlie, I'm beginning to think
that we may have stumbled

403
00:13:38,179 --> 00:13:40,813
onto one of the greatest
discoveries of modern times.

404
00:13:40,882 --> 00:13:41,981
Follow me here.

405
00:13:42,050 --> 00:13:45,718
What if the key to Adolf Hitler's
madness was the death

406
00:13:45,787 --> 00:13:47,954
of his dog?

407
00:13:48,022 --> 00:13:48,955
What?

408
00:13:49,023 --> 00:13:50,890
Okay, when he was a kid,
he had this little, sweet, little

409
00:13:50,958 --> 00:13:52,624
puppy, and he was the happiest
chap in all of Germany.

410
00:13:52,693 --> 00:13:54,326
Right, "I love chocolate.
I love my dogs."

411
00:13:54,395 --> 00:13:57,329
Yeah, but then his beloved pet was
ripped from him, and he

412
00:13:57,398 --> 00:13:58,863
was like, "That's it.

413
00:13:58,932 --> 00:14:02,467
I'm totally going to kill everybody,
take over the world."

414
00:14:02,535 --> 00:14:03,434
That is what happened.

415
00:14:03,503 --> 00:14:05,436
I mean, that's definitely
what happened.

416
00:14:05,505 --> 00:14:07,271
Oh, hi, you must be Mr.

417
00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:08,239
Miller.

418
00:14:08,308 --> 00:14:09,240
No.

419
00:14:09,309 --> 00:14:10,241
Yeah.

420
00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:11,476
Ready for those braces?

421
00:14:11,544 --> 00:14:14,378
Yeah, but I wanted the... Yeah,
we can go in.

422
00:14:14,447 --> 00:14:15,379
Yeah.

423
00:14:15,448 --> 00:14:16,280
We can pop in real quick.

424
00:14:16,349 --> 00:14:18,082
Yep.

425
00:14:18,151 --> 00:14:20,518
Dude, I'm telling you,
this is like The Da Vinci Code.

426
00:14:20,587 --> 00:14:23,155
Oh, man, I wonder who's
going to play me.

427
00:14:23,223 --> 00:14:25,224
I was thinking maybe
Mark Wahlberg.

428
00:14:25,292 --> 00:14:26,625
What do you think?

429
00:14:26,694 --> 00:14:28,895
Hmm, no, you're right,
he couldn't match my intensity.

430
00:14:28,963 --> 00:14:30,030
Ryan Gosling— it's locked in.

431
00:14:30,098 --> 00:14:30,931
It's gonna be Ryan Gosling.

432
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,766
I can't wait to get that painting
back up on my wall.

433
00:14:32,835 --> 00:14:33,600
You know what I mean?

434
00:14:33,669 --> 00:14:35,469
That's what this is really all about
when you think about it.

435
00:14:35,537 --> 00:14:37,504
No, that's not what this is about.

436
00:14:37,573 --> 00:14:39,907
This is about ripping open the
fabric of historical fact and

437
00:14:39,975 --> 00:14:41,975
making a film about it starring
Ryan Gosling as Mac.

438
00:14:42,044 --> 00:14:44,011
Okay, well, I'll play Hitler,
then.

439
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,012
That'd be cool.

440
00:14:46,098 --> 00:14:47,082
What are you talking about?

441
00:14:47,202 --> 00:14:48,098
I play Hitler in the movie.

442
00:14:48,218 --> 00:14:49,426
Okay, Hitler's not even in it.

443
00:14:49,546 --> 00:14:50,605
It takes place in present day.

444
00:14:50,725 --> 00:14:52,720
Oh, it could be a time-
traveling thing.

445
00:14:52,789 --> 00:14:53,621
I see what you're saying.

446
00:14:53,690 --> 00:14:55,589
So then Hitler comes back from the past,
he joins us on our

447
00:14:55,658 --> 00:14:57,658
adventure, we go on a big
caper together.

448
00:14:57,727 --> 00:14:59,560
There's no, there's no time
travel in this movie.

449
00:14:59,629 --> 00:15:01,329
It's gonna be a classic
like Citizen Kane.

450
00:15:01,397 --> 00:15:03,131
Time travel movies are classic.

451
00:15:04,034 --> 00:15:06,990
This is gonna be— this is...
You're driving me— oh, my God.

452
00:15:08,078 --> 00:15:08,913
What?

453
00:15:09,346 --> 00:15:12,247
Mac, I need you to convince Dennis
and Deandra not to pull

454
00:15:12,315 --> 00:15:13,782
the plug on Pop-Pop.

455
00:15:13,850 --> 00:15:14,783
Why?

456
00:15:14,852 --> 00:15:16,852
Because I haven't found
his treasure yet.

457
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,854
I need more time.

458
00:15:18,922 --> 00:15:19,921
Okay, Frank, here's the deal.

459
00:15:19,990 --> 00:15:23,158
Pop-Pop does have treasure,
and I'll let you in on it if you

460
00:15:23,227 --> 00:15:25,160
help me because Charlie is
driving me bananas.

461
00:15:25,229 --> 00:15:27,663
He's becoming a threat to
this whole operation.

462
00:15:27,732 --> 00:15:30,999
Then you're going to have to take
him out of the picture.

463
00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:32,701
Get rid of him.

464
00:15:32,770 --> 00:15:35,404
Yes, sir.

465
00:15:35,473 --> 00:15:37,507
Hey, Charlie, you know, I was thinking,
maybe you could play

466
00:15:37,575 --> 00:15:38,474
Hitler.

467
00:15:38,543 --> 00:15:39,309
Of course.

468
00:15:39,377 --> 00:15:40,376
I think you've got the range.

469
00:15:40,445 --> 00:15:41,244
I know I do, Mac.

470
00:15:41,313 --> 00:15:42,746
And I think you're right.

471
00:15:42,814 --> 00:15:45,348
I mean, the leader of the Third Reich
defying laws of physics to

472
00:15:45,417 --> 00:15:47,016
join us in our present-day adventure-
that makes sense.

473
00:15:47,085 --> 00:15:47,851
It's a better movie.

474
00:15:47,919 --> 00:15:48,685
Good call.

475
00:15:48,754 --> 00:15:50,654
Yeah, I've also decided to direct.

476
00:15:50,722 --> 00:15:51,855
Mm-hmm, let's lock that in.

477
00:15:51,924 --> 00:15:54,124
Yeah, is that...?

478
00:15:54,192 --> 00:15:56,692
What is— what are you doing?

479
00:15:56,761 --> 00:15:57,827
Why are you doing that?

480
00:15:57,895 --> 00:15:59,995
Hmm?

481
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:09,918
Oh, I am so happy that you have
decided to end this.

482
00:16:10,038 --> 00:16:13,313
As soon as we get this little issue
resolved, I'll no longer

483
00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:16,598
have a legal obligation
to deal with you.

484
00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:20,087
Yeah, it's not really resolved, I think,
in the sense that you were hoping for.

485
00:16:20,156 --> 00:16:21,088
No.

486
00:16:21,156 --> 00:16:22,262
When we said we were gonna end this,
we didn't mean "kill."

487
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:23,065
Not end it.

488
00:16:24,379 --> 00:16:25,445
What are you talking about?

489
00:16:25,514 --> 00:16:26,379
We're not going to do it.

490
00:16:26,448 --> 00:16:27,280
We're not going to do it.

491
00:16:27,349 --> 00:16:29,617
We, we don't want a man's
death on our hands.

492
00:16:29,686 --> 00:16:32,520
Okay, listen, you don't want the
man's blood on your hands,

493
00:16:32,588 --> 00:16:36,557
you don't want to give the order,
then, fine, I'll give.

494
00:16:36,626 --> 00:16:40,327
Just grant me power of attorney,
and I'll give the order myself.

495
00:16:40,396 --> 00:16:41,329
You would do that?

496
00:16:41,397 --> 00:16:44,098
Oh, absolutely.

497
00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:45,100
Let's do it.

498
00:16:45,168 --> 00:16:47,602
Perfect.

499
00:16:49,072 --> 00:16:52,040
I'm telling you, Frank,
Gosling has got to be the one

500
00:16:52,109 --> 00:16:54,209
because he's the only one that
can handle my intensity.

501
00:16:54,278 --> 00:16:56,845
God, you're obsessed
with Ryan Gosling.

502
00:16:56,914 --> 00:16:59,181
Well, no, I just think... Charlie?

503
00:16:59,249 --> 00:17:03,219
Mac, you know the best thing
about time travel movies?

504
00:17:03,287 --> 00:17:05,821
They're full of surprises.

505
00:17:05,890 --> 00:17:07,389
Oh.

506
00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:09,892
Beautiful painting
you've got there.

507
00:17:09,961 --> 00:17:13,363
Too bad it's the wrong one.

508
00:17:13,431 --> 00:17:14,364
Huh?

509
00:17:14,432 --> 00:17:16,299
That's not... this is
the painting.

510
00:17:16,367 --> 00:17:17,266
You got the wrong painting.

511
00:17:17,335 --> 00:17:19,301
I don't know,
they look exactly alike.

512
00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:21,804
Silence, fools.

513
00:17:21,873 --> 00:17:24,473
This has gone on long enough.

514
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:28,944
This painting clearly causes
madness in men.

515
00:17:29,013 --> 00:17:30,612
And it must be destroyed.

516
00:17:30,681 --> 00:17:33,582
Charlie, no, no destroying
that painting.

517
00:17:33,651 --> 00:17:34,716
That's a piece of history.

518
00:17:34,785 --> 00:17:36,751
That's the key to
Hitler's madness.

519
00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:37,585
Oh, this?

520
00:17:37,654 --> 00:17:38,753
Come on.

521
00:17:38,822 --> 00:17:40,255
I painted this.

522
00:17:40,323 --> 00:17:41,256
What?

523
00:17:41,324 --> 00:17:45,928
I painted it and I loved it,
so I saw an opportunity to get

524
00:17:45,996 --> 00:17:50,766
it back, but now I'm realizing that
this painting is making us

525
00:17:50,835 --> 00:17:52,769
all crazy— crazy.

526
00:17:52,837 --> 00:17:56,406
Hitler's painting, the key to the
Holocaust, Ryan Gosling

527
00:17:56,474 --> 00:17:59,008
playing you?

528
00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:01,544
Ridiculous.

529
00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:05,415
This has to end now, and so I
have the final solution.

530
00:18:05,483 --> 00:18:12,620
I'm going to burn this painting
and you can't stop me.

531
00:18:13,298 --> 00:18:14,864
We won't.

532
00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:15,865
What?

533
00:18:15,934 --> 00:18:18,734
Dude, if that's not an original Hitler,
then who gives a shit?

534
00:18:18,803 --> 00:18:19,735
Yeah.

535
00:18:19,804 --> 00:18:22,204
Oh, yeah, all right.

536
00:18:22,273 --> 00:18:25,974
Did you like my whole,
my whole thing I was doing there?

537
00:18:26,043 --> 00:18:28,043
Huh?

538
00:18:31,481 --> 00:18:33,414
I need final verbal confirmation.

539
00:18:33,483 --> 00:18:34,315
Yes, just do it already.

540
00:18:34,384 --> 00:18:36,151
Wow, what an asshole, huh, Doctor?

541
00:18:36,219 --> 00:18:37,819
You are killing a man.
You know that, right?

542
00:18:37,888 --> 00:18:39,621
There's a lot of mercy
in this decision.

543
00:18:39,690 --> 00:18:40,455
I commend it.

544
00:18:40,524 --> 00:18:42,157
Oh, you commend— well, you know,
I mean, technically we

545
00:18:42,226 --> 00:18:44,059
gave the order to him to,
to give to you, so...

546
00:18:44,128 --> 00:18:45,827
Yeah, if you feel like commending-
if you're in the

547
00:18:45,896 --> 00:18:48,663
mood for commending, you could... Right,
if you're gonna throw

548
00:18:48,732 --> 00:18:52,033
some commendations around, you know,
just... We'll take 'em.

549
00:18:52,102 --> 00:18:53,368
Okay.

550
00:19:01,212 --> 00:19:03,512
Wow.

551
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:05,948
Uh-oh, here we go.

552
00:19:06,017 --> 00:19:07,416
What is that?

553
00:19:07,485 --> 00:19:09,986
Uh, he seems to be breathing
on his own.

554
00:19:10,054 --> 00:19:11,387
That happens sometimes.

555
00:19:11,456 --> 00:19:15,258
Uh, how long until he's not
breathing on his own?

556
00:19:15,326 --> 00:19:16,091
Until he perishes?

557
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,059
Right.

558
00:19:17,128 --> 00:19:19,061
Could be months, weeks, days.

559
00:19:19,130 --> 00:19:20,062
Who knows?

560
00:19:20,131 --> 00:19:21,597
He's a fighter, this one.

561
00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:23,633
Son of a bitch.

562
00:19:23,702 --> 00:19:26,302
Well, if you'll excuse me,
we've had an incredible amount

563
00:19:26,371 --> 00:19:32,375
of stray dog attacks all over the city,
so our E.R. is slammed.

564
00:19:32,443 --> 00:19:33,376
Hmm.

565
00:19:34,679 --> 00:19:35,611
Well, you know what?

566
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:36,512
It's okay, let's go.

567
00:19:36,581 --> 00:19:38,381
He had nothing of value
to leave us anyway.

568
00:19:38,449 --> 00:19:39,215
Yeah, come on.

569
00:19:39,283 --> 00:19:42,551
Well, actually he did.

570
00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:44,753
Burn, baby, burn.

571
00:19:44,822 --> 00:19:47,162
Dude, I'm still psyched
about this movie.

572
00:19:47,282 --> 00:19:49,182
Okay, the ending needs a little bit
of work 'cause nobody cares

573
00:19:49,251 --> 00:19:50,650
about an original Charlie Kelly.

574
00:19:50,719 --> 00:19:52,619
Well, it's not an original,
you know.

575
00:19:52,688 --> 00:19:55,155
I just painted over one of the old
paintings that he gave me,

576
00:19:55,224 --> 00:19:58,092
so... Who?

577
00:19:58,161 --> 00:19:59,093
Pop-Pop.

578
00:19:59,649 --> 00:20:01,582
So Pop-Pop did give you
the painting?

579
00:20:01,651 --> 00:20:03,785
Well, it was in the box of junk
that he gave me, but it's

580
00:20:03,853 --> 00:20:04,619
just trash.

581
00:20:04,688 --> 00:20:05,620
That's an even worse ending.

582
00:20:05,689 --> 00:20:06,454
It's so complicated.

583
00:20:06,523 --> 00:20:08,457
I can't even follow the
goddamn story.

584
00:20:08,525 --> 00:20:10,125
I-I don't care. Dude, Gosling.

585
00:20:10,194 --> 00:20:11,445
Gosling will not play you!

586
00:20:24,695 --> 00:20:34,695
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