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I cannot believe how
bad it's gotten back here.

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We should have
gone in the front.

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The front's worse.

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Oh, God, it stinks so bad!

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I can't believe the trashmen can strike
in this economy. It's unbelievable.

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It should be against the law.

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Is all of this our trash?

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We generate a ton of it.

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It's a sad throwaway
culture we're living in.

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Mm, it's true.

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I feel like you guys have done
something like that before?

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Have we?

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Shut up, bird.

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It's just not that funny.

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Uh, look out.

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Ooh! Whoa!

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What are you doing,
keeping trash in here?

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Take it outside.

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There's no more room outside.

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Can you believe
these trash bozos?

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They make $20 an hour
and they want more?

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20 bucks an hour?

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That's an outrage!

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These guys are blasting us in the ass.

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Yeah, I mean, we pay their
salaries, and they turn around

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and ass-blast us? Come on.

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What are you talking about?

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You don't pay taxes.
You don't even vote.

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Who am I supposed to vote
for, the Republican who's

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blasting me in the ass or the Democrat
who's blasting me in the ass?

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Yeah, politics is all
one big ass-blast.

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This doesn't all sound
familiar to you guys?

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If these jerks don't want to do
their job, I say we do it for 'em.

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The trash business is a gold mine.

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Yeah, Frank's right.

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Let's pull up our bootstraps,
oil up a couple asses and do

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a little plowing of our own.

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Pow!

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Not gay sex.

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Okay, yeah.

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It seemed like... What
are you talking about?

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We're gonna solve the trash crisis.

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Oh!

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All of this, I've heard
all of this before. No?

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Shut up, bird.

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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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All right, it's a simple plan.

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Matt, Dennis, Charlie, you rent
the van, you drive to rich

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people's homes, you tell them that
you'll pick up the trash for a fee.

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Then you take the trash to a dump in
New Jersey where there's no strike.

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Meanwhile, I dress Dee up like
a whore, get a city official,

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bribe him, and make him give us the
contract, undermining the trash unions.

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Any questions?

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Oh, yeah.
Yeah.

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Charlie.

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We've gone to door-to-door in a van
before, and that didn't work out for us.

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This is gonna work, trust me.

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Mac?

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I think it's gonna be hard to
hang off the back of a van

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like the trash guys do.

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Can we just get a trash truck?

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No, you don't want to
be caught scabbing.

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Get a van. Dennis?

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I don't want to be a trashman.

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I'll bribe the city official with you.

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I need a lady whore. Dee?

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Yeah, I've done the whore thing before.

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I don't care for it.

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I won't be doing it again.

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The whore thing worked.

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You just didn't listen to me.

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How many times have we done
this kind of thing before?

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A lot.
We've done things.

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We've done stuff like
this all the time.

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Yeah, once or twice.

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And how often do they work out?

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Well, come on.

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It doesn't always work out.

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How often should it work out?

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Almost never.

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That's because you don't listen to me.

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This time we do it my way.

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Okay, I'm a little confused.

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So, Frank is the brains and
you're just the looks now?

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And I'm still the wild
card, so that's good.

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No, no, guys, we're forsaking
the group dynamic, okay?

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And truthfully, Charlie, come on.

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I mean, nobody
wants a wild card, okay?

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It doesn't make any sense.

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We don't want a maniac in our group.

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There's no benefit to it.

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Mm-hmm.

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Uh, I feel like you just agreed
with me, but you weren't

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listening to what I was saying.

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Yes.

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You pointed at me like I said
something, but I didn't.

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Oh, good.

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Charlie, having somebody making
wild decisions that make

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no sense, that benefits nobody.

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Oh, yes.

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Right, yes.

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Is he listening to us?

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I can't tell.

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He's listening.

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He's not understanding.

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Yeah, he doesn't even like, get us, man.
It's... We're talking about you.

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Oh.

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Okay, let's move on from it.

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What do you think is
happening right now?

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Guys, it doesn't matter.

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It's good.

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We'll sort this out later.

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It doesn't matter, guys, because
I have no love for this plan.

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I just don't want to be a trashman.

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Yeah, and guys, if I'm being
honest, there's no way that I

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can hang off one of the back
of these, just simply no way.

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Yeah, what would you hang onto?

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Let's bail on plan.

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Let's bail on it.

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I don't want to do it.

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Wait, wait, but that's
the whole thing, right?

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We can't just quit.

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Like, we have to see Frank's
plan all the way through.

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That's what he wants us to do.

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Okay, all right, fine.

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We'll do Frank's plan.

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But I think I have a tweak that is
gonna solve both of our problems.

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This is what I'm talking
about, Charlie.

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Oh, yeah.

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See, we're still doing Frank's
plan; we're just improving on it.

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Yeah, we... absolutely.

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Look, the man's got good plans.

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It's the specifics are outdated.

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They're old... You know?

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They're very outdated.

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Yeah, sure, in the 1950s, yeah,
you could drive around door to

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door in a windowless van, and people
didn't think they were gonna get raped.

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Now, th-they will think that.

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Yeah.

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This is better.

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I know, and plus with the
tuxedos, you know, honestly, who

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wouldn't want their
trashman in a tuxedo?

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Absolutely.

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I know I would.

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There's plenty of room in
the back for the trash.

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You know, the real trashmen
don't know we're scabbing.

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Good plan.

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It's a good plan.

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Wonder how Max is doing back there.

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I can't believe you never listen to me.

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You're supposed to look like a whore.

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The whore-politician
is outdated, Frank.

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That is an idea that's
best left in the trash.

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I am presenting myself
as a powerful lady.

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You're presenting yourself as a banana.

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Okay, you know what, I'm here
and I'm doing your plan.

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I'm just doing it my way.

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Well, at least sex it up a little bit.
Open some buttons.

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I don't want to. Stop it.

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Get off me!

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Show some skin.

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Stop it, Frank!

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St... Oh, great!

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This is nice. This doesn't
look powerful or sexy.

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Now it looks good.

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Great job, Frank!

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Sorry, sorry, sorry.

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I'm running a little bit late.

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Now, I understand that you guys
wanted to get a bid to undermine

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the waste manag... I know you guys.

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Oh, shit.

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This ain't gonna work.

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You know this guy?

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It's the gay guy who
wanted to buy Paddy's.

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Oh, yeah, you fired me
from the Oldies Rock Café.

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Huh, I did not picture this guy
getting recycled back into the mix.

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So much for the sex appeal angle.

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I don't know, Frank, why don't
you sex it up a little?

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What do you mean? Get off.

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Get off of me, get off of me.

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Why don't you sex it?

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How about you be the whore?

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How about you be the whore, huh?

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Get off me.

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Why don't you show some skin?

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Please... Stop it.

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Get off of me.

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Huh? He likes it like that.

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Stop it.

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Oh, do it, show some skin.

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Knock it off, you lousy bitch.

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Stop it!

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What are you doing?

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Uh... you like what you see?

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Hmm?

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Okay.

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Now, guys, we've done something
like this before, so we should

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be able to do it better
this time around.

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Right.

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Now, right off the bat, Charlie, were you
planning on doing an accent of any kind?

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Yes.

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Me, too.

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You guys were both
planning on doing accents.

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Yeah.
Of course.

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Let's not do accents. That's the kind of wild-card
stuff that always gets us into trouble.

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All right, you know what?

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Let's put all of our
cards on the table.

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Were you guys planning anything else?

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I have a knife.
Why do you have a knife?

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Uh, to make sure that the plan works.

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Could be good.

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Okay. The plan's gonna work.

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Give me the knife.

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All right.

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Should I have the knife?
I should have the knife.

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Somebody should... have the knife.

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I'm afraid that if I don't have the knife,
then one of you will stab somebody.

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And again, that's a wild card
thing; we don't want that.

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Right.

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That's what we're trying
to get rid of, right?

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Right.

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We don't want that.

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Right, right, right, right...
Right, exactly.

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So why don't... and also, why don't
you guys let me do the talking?

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Well, hold... hang on.

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You know, 'cause now you're...
look, you've done talking

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before, and that hasn't always worked.

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It hasn't worked because you
guys are always interrupting me.

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We were always what?

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I'll talk!
I'll talk.

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Mac, you have an exceptional
number of bugs in your teeth.

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You're gonna want to rinse
those out; it's disgusting.

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Bugs?

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Yes, bugs.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Is that what that is?

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Yeah.

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If you're going to ride back there,
ride with your mouth shut, man.

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All right, listen.

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I think I have a tweak where...
none of us does the talking.

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Wait, I have to stop you.

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Damn it, Dennis.

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I knew this wasn't gonna work.

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No, the plan was good.

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Charlie, you were sharp.

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I was... You were a little sharp.

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Guys, guys, the song was fine.

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Did you say you would take my trash?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that's... Oh, my...
How much will it cost?

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Oh, we didn't, um... $200...
Oh, that's fantastic.

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Can we start now?

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Yeah!

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Yeah, sure.

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One more time with the song?

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No thank you. Just the trash.

257
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I knew I wasn't sharp.

258
00:08:42,777 --> 00:08:43,609
Let's go.

259
00:08:43,678 --> 00:08:46,279
All right, let's do it, boys.

260
00:08:55,229 --> 00:08:57,943
So how does this place
tickle your fancy?

261
00:08:58,063 --> 00:08:59,496
Why are we here?

262
00:08:59,564 --> 00:09:02,131
Because you are a power bottom.

263
00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,132
He's a what?

264
00:09:03,201 --> 00:09:04,133
A power bottom.

265
00:09:04,202 --> 00:09:06,202
I'm not having this conversation.

266
00:09:06,271 --> 00:09:07,303
What do you want?

267
00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:09,839
We can pick up the trash for
half the price of the union.

268
00:09:09,908 --> 00:09:10,907
We want city contract.

269
00:09:10,976 --> 00:09:14,211
Look, there's no way you're going to
undermine one of the biggest unions

270
00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:15,212
in the city.

271
00:09:15,281 --> 00:09:18,482
Moreover, both sides are incredibly
close to an agreement. So...

272
00:09:18,551 --> 00:09:20,617
Well, you see anything you like here?

273
00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:22,986
Maybe we can hook it up
and change your mind.

274
00:09:23,055 --> 00:09:24,454
May I please leave?

275
00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:25,555
I don't get it.

276
00:09:25,624 --> 00:09:28,324
We take you to a titty bar
and you say no to us.

277
00:09:28,393 --> 00:09:32,194
We bring you to this place with all these
juicy dongs, and you shut us down.

278
00:09:32,263 --> 00:09:34,062
What team are you playing for?

279
00:09:34,131 --> 00:09:35,497
Hold on a second, Frank.

280
00:09:35,566 --> 00:09:37,499
I think I know what's going on here.

281
00:09:37,568 --> 00:09:39,334
This man has been realigned.

282
00:09:39,403 --> 00:09:41,036
He's a yestergay.

283
00:09:41,105 --> 00:09:43,172
What's a yestergay?

284
00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:45,875
A lot of men bounce around from
label to label never quite

285
00:09:45,944 --> 00:09:48,010
finding their proper gay home.

286
00:09:48,079 --> 00:09:53,016
My hunch is that this gentleman has gone
from a twink to a twunk to a twank.

287
00:09:53,085 --> 00:09:54,051
What's a twunk?

288
00:09:54,119 --> 00:09:55,219
Twink and a hunk.

289
00:09:55,287 --> 00:09:57,488
A twink with muscles,
but still hairless.

290
00:09:57,556 --> 00:09:59,089
So smooth.

291
00:09:59,158 --> 00:10:00,223
Oh, incredibly smooth.

292
00:10:00,292 --> 00:10:01,658
A twank on the other hand.

293
00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:02,959
Twank is no good.

294
00:10:03,028 --> 00:10:04,094
That's a twink and a skank.

295
00:10:04,163 --> 00:10:06,897
Essentially a ragdoll, just
being passed around from twink

296
00:10:06,966 --> 00:10:07,931
to twunk to bear to otter.

297
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,599
Wait a minute, wait a minute.

298
00:10:09,668 --> 00:10:11,067
What's an otter?

299
00:10:11,136 --> 00:10:12,268
Subsection of bear.

300
00:10:12,337 --> 00:10:16,239
Still hairy, but where a bear generates
his power through sheer mass alone,

301
00:10:16,307 --> 00:10:19,041
the otter generates his power
through extraordinary quickness,

302
00:10:19,110 --> 00:10:21,210
cunning, and skill.

303
00:10:21,279 --> 00:10:23,947
That is a lot to keep in your
head to maintain a lifestyle.

304
00:10:24,016 --> 00:10:27,084
It's very difficult to maintain the
lifestyle of a twank versatile 'cause this

305
00:10:27,153 --> 00:10:30,221
this often leads to a lot
of self-hatred and denial,

306
00:10:30,290 --> 00:10:32,256
especially among the religious
or political types.

307
00:10:32,325 --> 00:10:35,594
So they try and realign their
sexual orientation through therapy.

308
00:10:35,662 --> 00:10:36,695
So he's not gay anymore?

309
00:10:36,763 --> 00:10:38,964
Well, that's a hotly
debated topic, isn't it?

310
00:10:39,032 --> 00:10:40,999
I, for one, am of the belief
that some things can't be thrown

311
00:10:41,068 --> 00:10:42,000
in the trash, Frank.

312
00:10:42,069 --> 00:10:44,336
And your sexuality is one of them.

313
00:10:44,404 --> 00:10:45,504
I totally agree.

314
00:10:45,572 --> 00:10:47,339
Some cocks can't be unsucked.

315
00:10:47,407 --> 00:10:49,708
So is it a case of forgetting,
or is it denying?

316
00:10:49,776 --> 00:10:51,176
Neither.

317
00:10:51,244 --> 00:10:53,144
Still gay.

318
00:10:53,213 --> 00:10:54,645
You still here?

319
00:10:54,714 --> 00:10:56,447
I thought you'd be gone by now.

320
00:10:56,516 --> 00:10:57,882
I can't.

321
00:10:57,951 --> 00:10:59,451
You're pointing a gun at me.

322
00:10:59,519 --> 00:11:00,952
Oh, I forgot.

323
00:11:02,389 --> 00:11:05,024
Well, I guess we'll be
the ones to slink away.

324
00:11:05,092 --> 00:11:07,059
Dee...

325
00:11:43,596 --> 00:11:45,129
Whoo! All right.

326
00:11:45,198 --> 00:11:46,531
Are you guys having fun?

327
00:11:46,599 --> 00:11:47,532
Yeah! This is my dream.

328
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:50,268
Are you guys loving this or what?

329
00:11:50,336 --> 00:11:51,269
Great, because I'm not.

330
00:11:51,338 --> 00:11:52,270
Me neither.

331
00:11:52,339 --> 00:11:53,204
Yeah, I'm not loving it.

332
00:11:53,273 --> 00:11:56,207
You know, I used to love trash, but this
is just not how I wanted this to go.

333
00:11:56,276 --> 00:11:57,208
No, not at all.

334
00:11:57,277 --> 00:11:59,210
Look, yes, we're making lots
of money, and that's great,

335
00:11:59,279 --> 00:12:02,514
but our tuxes are ruined and our limousine
is covered in trash and seagulls.

336
00:12:04,018 --> 00:12:05,985
The gulls are shitting all over me.

337
00:12:06,053 --> 00:12:07,887
Oh, look, we've essentially
become garbagemen.

338
00:12:07,956 --> 00:12:09,355
That's what I was trying to avoid.

339
00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:10,890
Guys, can I make a suggestion?

340
00:12:10,959 --> 00:12:11,458
Hmm?

341
00:12:11,527 --> 00:12:14,495
I don't want to do Frank's plan anymore,
so I say we just quit right now.

342
00:12:14,563 --> 00:12:15,496
Let's quit it.

343
00:12:15,565 --> 00:12:18,099
Yeah, but I still have a
lot of energy... Me too.

344
00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:19,667
and I would like to
take one of our old plans

345
00:12:19,736 --> 00:12:21,335
out of the trash and recycle it.

346
00:12:21,404 --> 00:12:23,204
You want to sell gas door-to-door?

347
00:12:23,273 --> 00:12:24,472
I've been thinking it the entire time.

348
00:12:24,541 --> 00:12:25,440
That's what I was thinking.

349
00:12:25,508 --> 00:12:26,207
Are you kidding me?

350
00:12:26,276 --> 00:12:27,509
I've totally been thinking about that.

351
00:12:27,578 --> 00:12:29,378
See, 'cause we're like...
Ya, ta, ta, ta ta!

352
00:12:29,446 --> 00:12:31,513
Our friendship is like... It's strong.

353
00:12:31,582 --> 00:12:32,548
We'd never blow that up.

354
00:12:32,616 --> 00:12:33,448
That can't be trashed.

355
00:12:33,517 --> 00:12:34,249
Never throw that out.

356
00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:36,551
Guys, that gas idea was a great idea,
and it was trashed long before

357
00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:37,452
it should've been trashed.

358
00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,320
Yeah, I have one more suggestion.

359
00:12:39,389 --> 00:12:40,288
Yeah?

360
00:12:40,357 --> 00:12:43,024
Instead of taking that all the way to New Jersey...
let's just dump it in

361
00:12:43,093 --> 00:12:45,460
a poor neighborhood because they don't
mind living in their own filth.

362
00:12:45,529 --> 00:12:46,194
Absolutely.

363
00:12:46,263 --> 00:12:47,162
They don't know any better.

364
00:12:47,230 --> 00:12:49,331
I mean, why else would they
choose to live like that?

365
00:12:49,399 --> 00:12:50,432
They don't care?

366
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:51,633
They clearly don't care.

367
00:12:51,702 --> 00:12:53,001
Let's do it.

368
00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:54,636
Guys, the boys are back in town.

369
00:12:54,705 --> 00:12:56,004
The boys are back in town.

370
00:12:56,072 --> 00:12:57,338
The boys are back in town.

371
00:12:57,407 --> 00:12:59,373
Uh!

372
00:13:03,213 --> 00:13:05,579
Oh... He just tried to kiss me.

373
00:13:05,648 --> 00:13:06,947
Yeah, he did a little bit.

374
00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:15,190
Brothers, I got some good news:

375
00:13:15,258 --> 00:13:17,058
we're going back to work.

376
00:13:18,629 --> 00:13:21,063
The new contract is being
finalized as we speak.

377
00:13:21,132 --> 00:13:24,634
Now, of course, we had to
make a few compromises.

378
00:13:24,703 --> 00:13:28,171
What kind of compromises?

379
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:35,113
Um, well, there were certain
issues that we had to deal with.

380
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:36,948
Issues? Certain?

381
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,250
Give me that.

382
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:43,054
Brothers, I don't know about
you, but I can't understand

383
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,322
this college boy's language.

384
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:47,525
Am I right?

385
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:50,395
We gotta have it in plain English.

386
00:13:50,464 --> 00:13:53,065
Okay, sir, I was just getting to that.

387
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,232
He was just getting to that.

388
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:59,071
He's trying to confuse us with his fancy
language and his expensive podiums,

389
00:13:59,140 --> 00:14:01,640
but we know the truth.

390
00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:04,877
I don't.

391
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,045
Look, just let me finish.

392
00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,413
This contract is bullshit.

393
00:14:07,482 --> 00:14:08,648
We gotta keep the strike going.

394
00:14:08,716 --> 00:14:12,419
Would you please just
let him finish his sentence?

395
00:14:12,487 --> 00:14:13,487
But he's lying to us.

396
00:14:13,555 --> 00:14:15,889
But he hasn't said anything yet.

397
00:14:15,958 --> 00:14:18,025
Yeah, well, he's lying anyway.

398
00:14:18,094 --> 00:14:20,061
Hey, y'all, it's me, Martina Martinez.

399
00:14:20,129 --> 00:14:21,595
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

400
00:14:21,664 --> 00:14:22,596
Give it to me.

401
00:14:22,665 --> 00:14:25,032
Give it to me.

402
00:14:25,101 --> 00:14:27,501
These white boys is crazy, right?

403
00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:31,172
Youse about to get screwed by your
city and your union, as well.

404
00:14:31,241 --> 00:14:33,975
Okay, ma'am, if you just give me the
mic, please... Rape! Rape! Rape!

405
00:14:34,043 --> 00:14:39,413
Oh, my... This white boy's got his hands
all over my beautiful brown body!

406
00:14:39,482 --> 00:14:40,681
Thank you.

407
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:45,486
Now, why is it that my Latino
and my proud African brothers

408
00:14:45,555 --> 00:14:47,922
got to be doing all the work
while these cracker-ass bitches

409
00:14:47,991 --> 00:14:49,357
doing the negotiating?

410
00:14:50,426 --> 00:14:51,292
What are you doing?

411
00:14:51,361 --> 00:14:52,927
Just go with it.

412
00:14:52,996 --> 00:14:54,996
Let me ask you something.

413
00:14:55,065 --> 00:15:00,034
Why we got to be the trashmen and
the maids and the gardeners, hmm?

414
00:15:00,103 --> 00:15:00,635
Yeah!

415
00:15:00,703 --> 00:15:04,138
Why we got to live next to the
trash dumps and the ghettos?

416
00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:05,405
We deserve better!

417
00:15:05,474 --> 00:15:06,373
Yeah!

418
00:15:06,442 --> 00:15:09,909
When was the last time a
white lady pick up after you

419
00:15:09,978 --> 00:15:15,648
when you threw your orange soda and
your grape sodas on the ground?

420
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:18,517
You're losing them.

421
00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:22,421
Uh, well, there's-there's...
Well, hold on a second!

422
00:15:22,490 --> 00:15:24,356
What's happening over here?

423
00:15:24,425 --> 00:15:26,058
Oh, my God!

424
00:15:26,127 --> 00:15:29,095
The white upper-class man
has no respect for us!

425
00:15:29,164 --> 00:15:31,197
They're dumping their trash
in our neighborhood!

426
00:15:39,007 --> 00:15:40,173
We got to go get them!

427
00:15:40,241 --> 00:15:41,274
Yeah!

428
00:15:43,244 --> 00:15:43,910
Go get them!

429
00:15:43,978 --> 00:15:44,577
Go get them!

430
00:15:44,646 --> 00:15:45,545
Let's go get them!

431
00:15:45,613 --> 00:15:46,312
Let's go!

432
00:15:46,381 --> 00:15:47,981
Hang on a second.

433
00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:49,215
What's this all about?

434
00:15:51,253 --> 00:15:53,853
Now, that looks to me like
some sort of swarming mob.

435
00:15:53,922 --> 00:15:54,454
Yeah, I know.

436
00:15:54,522 --> 00:15:56,089
What are they so angry about though?

437
00:15:56,157 --> 00:15:57,424
I don't know.

438
00:15:57,493 --> 00:15:59,359
Something bad's about
to happen to somebody.

439
00:16:04,366 --> 00:16:05,232
Is it us?

440
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:06,066
Yep.

441
00:16:06,134 --> 00:16:07,167
Yeah. Go, go, go.

442
00:16:07,235 --> 00:16:08,201
Get in.

443
00:16:17,278 --> 00:16:20,313
Don't dump your trash in our
neighborhood, you rich prick!

444
00:16:20,381 --> 00:16:21,480
Sorry! Sorry!

445
00:16:21,549 --> 00:16:22,248
Right.

446
00:16:22,317 --> 00:16:23,949
No to the contract!

447
00:16:24,018 --> 00:16:24,950
Right? Right?

448
00:16:25,019 --> 00:16:26,952
No to the contract!

449
00:16:35,279 --> 00:16:37,381
What the hell were you guys
doing dumping down there?

450
00:16:37,449 --> 00:16:40,517
Look, it would've been fine if
Dee hadn't incited a race war.

451
00:16:40,585 --> 00:16:42,319
How was I supposed to
know it was you guys?

452
00:16:42,388 --> 00:16:44,521
We were going back to
the old gas plan, okay?

453
00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:45,455
Why?

454
00:16:45,524 --> 00:16:46,857
Why don't you do my plan?

455
00:16:46,925 --> 00:16:49,392
Why couldn't you guys just
grease that city council guy?

456
00:16:49,461 --> 00:16:51,327
I mean, so what if he's gay, you know?

457
00:16:51,396 --> 00:16:52,262
He zigs, you zag.

458
00:16:52,330 --> 00:16:53,296
I would've gotten the contract.

459
00:16:53,365 --> 00:16:55,598
Can we just forget about
the whole thing, please?

460
00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:56,532
Let's just forget about it.

461
00:16:56,601 --> 00:16:57,934
Can I get a beer?
Yeah, I'm on it.

462
00:16:58,002 --> 00:16:59,703
I don't want to talk about it either.

463
00:16:59,771 --> 00:17:00,604
Let me have a beer.

464
00:17:00,672 --> 00:17:01,304
Yeah.

465
00:17:01,373 --> 00:17:02,205
Yeah, beer me, beer me.

466
00:17:02,274 --> 00:17:04,174
Yes, beers!

467
00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:24,327
We should get rugs for the bar.

468
00:17:24,395 --> 00:17:26,328
We should make rugs for the bar.

469
00:17:26,397 --> 00:17:27,196
Make them?

470
00:17:27,265 --> 00:17:28,297
I got a rug guy.

471
00:17:28,366 --> 00:17:30,633
We could put on a show where
we play rug salesmen.

472
00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:31,634
That's a good idea.

473
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,369
That would attract a great
amount of attention.

474
00:17:33,437 --> 00:17:34,436
No, no way.

475
00:17:34,505 --> 00:17:36,372
What, no, what?

476
00:17:36,441 --> 00:17:37,740
Guys, we give up way too easily.

477
00:17:37,809 --> 00:17:40,210
Let me just jump onto the next thing?

478
00:17:40,278 --> 00:17:41,411
What? That's insane.

479
00:17:41,479 --> 00:17:44,347
Look, all we have to do is make
a couple adjustments, and this

480
00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:45,348
plan can still work.

481
00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:47,450
Dennis, if you want to be classy
and you're g-good with city

482
00:17:47,519 --> 00:17:49,252
councilmen and you think
you can get him, great.

483
00:17:49,321 --> 00:17:50,187
Be classy and bang the guy.

484
00:17:50,255 --> 00:17:50,854
Go get him.

485
00:17:50,923 --> 00:17:52,756
I'll get him, but I'm
not going to bang him.

486
00:17:52,824 --> 00:17:53,657
He's a twink versatile.

487
00:17:53,725 --> 00:17:54,524
You watch yourself.

488
00:17:54,593 --> 00:17:56,360
Ooh, I wouldn't be able to satisfy him.

489
00:17:56,428 --> 00:17:57,227
A twink versatile?

490
00:17:57,296 --> 00:17:57,894
That's impressive.

491
00:17:57,963 --> 00:18:00,831
Look, the point is, we got to
learn from our mistakes, right?

492
00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:04,201
You know, make a couple adjustments.

493
00:18:04,269 --> 00:18:08,838
Let's solve this trash crisis.

494
00:18:11,777 --> 00:18:13,744
Okay, when we arrive, Dennis
will do all of the talking,

495
00:18:13,813 --> 00:18:16,614
Frank and I will handle the refuse,
and Dee will take the wheel.

496
00:18:16,683 --> 00:18:18,749
Then we can strap me onto the
back for the rest of the day.

497
00:18:18,818 --> 00:18:19,617
Everybody's happy.

498
00:18:19,686 --> 00:18:22,420
Yeah, guys, I can't believe it, but
I think this might actually work.

499
00:18:22,489 --> 00:18:25,557
See, all we had to do was learn from
our mistakes and then work together.

500
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:28,460
Everyone got to contribute
something to the group as a whole.

501
00:18:28,528 --> 00:18:29,461
What did you contribute?

502
00:18:29,530 --> 00:18:30,395
Try the brakes.

503
00:18:30,464 --> 00:18:32,198
Try the... Did you cut
the brakes again?

504
00:18:32,266 --> 00:18:33,199
Yep.

505
00:18:33,267 --> 00:18:33,866
Oh, Charlie.

506
00:18:33,935 --> 00:18:35,734
Why would you do that, Charlie?

507
00:18:35,803 --> 00:18:36,835
That's just what I do.

508
00:18:36,904 --> 00:18:37,803
Wild card, bitches!

509
00:18:37,871 --> 00:18:38,804
What?

510
00:18:38,872 --> 00:18:40,338
Yee-ha!

511
00:18:41,508 --> 00:18:43,374
Oh, my... We have no brakes.

512
00:18:43,443 --> 00:18:44,375
Oh, God!

513
00:18:44,444 --> 00:18:45,744
Oh, my God!

514
00:18:45,812 --> 00:18:48,279
What are you doing, what...?

515
00:18:48,348 --> 00:18:49,280
That's that.

516
00:18:49,348 --> 00:18:51,182
Whew, good call of getting
those brakes fixed, Mac.

517
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:52,783
Yeah, I saw that coming a mile away.

518
00:18:52,852 --> 00:18:55,252
All right, now that we got
rid of our wild card, we can

519
00:18:55,321 --> 00:18:56,854
actually see this thing through.

520
00:18:56,922 --> 00:18:57,855
So, we good?

521
00:18:57,924 --> 00:18:59,657
Oh, yeah, this is gonna be easy money.

522
00:18:59,725 --> 00:19:00,557
Grab some trash, you bitches.

523
00:19:01,494 --> 00:19:03,226
I'm telling you, this
is gonna be great.

524
00:19:03,295 --> 00:19:05,162
I feel like this is
gonna work, I think.

525
00:19:12,504 --> 00:19:14,505
Guess the strike's over.

526
00:19:15,062 --> 00:19:16,194
Goddamn it.

527
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:18,841
So, the rugs?

528
00:19:19,918 --> 00:19:20,717
Yeah, the rugs.

529
00:19:20,786 --> 00:19:21,584
Well, yeah, the rugs.

530
00:19:21,653 --> 00:19:22,659
Yeah, it's always been the rugs.

531
00:19:22,779 --> 00:19:23,905
Rugs are a great idea.
Of course it's rugs.

532
00:19:24,025 --> 00:19:24,628
It's always been the rugs.

533
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:25,837
We should get a billboard.

534
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:38,058
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