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Goddamn it!

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Charlie!

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What are you doing here?

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You're just leaving your bike unlocked?

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I'm protecting it so
it doesn't get stolen!

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Okay, you know what?

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I'm done.

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I am so done with this.

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You need to stop stalking me.

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You need to leave me alone.

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Look... do you have any idea
what a mess your life would be

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if I wasn't always helping you out?

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I keep a list.

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I keep a list of things
that I do, okay?

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I watch your bike so it
doesn't get stolen, okay?

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I put, uh... I put vitamins in your
shampoo so your hair doesn't fall out.

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I test your food so it
doesn't get poisoned.

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Charlie! Listen to me.

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I am finished.

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Stop following me.

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Do you want me to be happy?

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Do you want me to be happy?

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Yes!

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Then stop being around
every time I turn around!

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You have to leave me alone!

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You want me to be, like, gone forever?

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Yes. Do you hear me?

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Yeah, I hear you. It's... Okay.

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Okay, so this is good-bye?

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Yeah. Good-bye, I guess.

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Great.

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Okay, good. Thank you.

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Bye. Goddamn.

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Charlie.

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Oh, shit, she slammed you, huh?

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Do you want to follow
her around some more?

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Nah, whatever, she's, like...
she's right, you know?

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Can we just go back to the bar, Dee?

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Mm, no, I'd like to follow her around.

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Uh... goddamn it!

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If you don't have car insurance,
you better have dental because I

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am gonna smash your teeth into dust!

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So sorry, that
was completely my fault.

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Yeah, it's goddamn your fault, I...
Oh... look at you. My God.

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I'm Trevor.

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This is my sister Ruby.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Oh, geez.

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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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No. I don't understand.

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None of this is making any sense.

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Dude... what is not
to understand, okay?

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We got in an accident, right?

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They felt a little bad about it,
one thing led to another, they

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asked us out to, like, a dinner date.

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Who are these people exactly?

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- Trevor and Ruby Taft. Right?
- Yeah.

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What do you mean "Taft"?

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Like... the Taft family?

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I don't know.

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Yeah, Taft family, yes.

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That's a good get, Charlie.

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I'm rich, but these people
are in the stratosphere.

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Yeah, my whole
family was a Taft family.

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My uncles and grandfathers and cousins
all worked for TaftCo Enterprises.

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My uncle even drowned in a
vat of their molten steel.

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He didn't drown, he burned up.

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Yeah, he probably burned.

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Yeah, I don't think he drowned.

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Either way, this is a
great opportunity, okay?

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Do not screw this up, because if
you get into a family like this,

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it's like becoming royalty.

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What's the plan for the date?

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The... I mean, no plans.

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We were just gonna be ourselves.

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Ha!

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Don't.

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Do not be yourself.

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No, no, no, that's terrible.

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Be anybody but yourselves.

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Anybody!

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Charlie, do not eat any cheese or
any cheese-like substances, okay?

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If you see any cheese,
you run away from it!

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Dee, do not be a drunk, punchy
whore, okay, you whore?

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But... No, there's no buts!

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There's no buts.

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Do not screw this up for me— for you...
for all of us.

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What is the plan for the date?

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I guess we'll become one
of them or something.

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Now, uh, as I understand it, your
family came over on the Mayflower?

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Um, yes, they can actually be traced
back to the original settlement.

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Oh, yeah. Well, I imagine they
destroyed many an Indian.

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Mm.

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I too sort of have distaste
for the Indians, you know?

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They're savage things.

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They're nasty, really.

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Right, right, they needed
to be exterminated.

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I mean, you hate to say it, but...
You do hate to, but it's the truth.

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So congratulations to your family.

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Uh, my family, uh, we were...
we were a railroad family.

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That's right, the Vandervelts
were a distant relative.

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Right, yeah.

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Well, and I, too, am of a large...
um, money-ful family.

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He, too.

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Shippers of-of goods and, uh...
Services.

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Builders of... tall... Buildings.

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Would anyone like a drink?

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A drink? No, thank you.

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No, thank you, never will I drink.

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Whoop! Mm...

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It's all right.

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That's all right.

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Is he all right?

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Just talk about a different...
I can ignore the cheese.

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It's not... I'm sorry, I can't do it!

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All right, then screw it.

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'Cause I've been eying
this guy all night long.

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Excuse me, oh!

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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

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We've been putting on airs.

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I know I come across,
like, super fancy.

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I'm not.

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We're not the blue blood fancy
types that you think that we are.

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Thank God!

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We thought we made a huge mistake.

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We like you guys 'cause you aren't
anything like the people that we know.

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Really?

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Yes.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, shit, that is such a relief
because look at this pit stain.

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I mean, we're, like,
totally, like, normal.

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Oh, I'm sweating like...
You like this pit stain?

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That's nasty, yo!

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I've got bodily functions, I'm sorry!

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Hey, guys, can we do some shots?

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Yes! I would love to do some shots.

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Right, see, we're getting after it now!

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We're getting after it!

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No, no, see, this doesn't add up.

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This does not make any sense.

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Why is this going well?

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Can the girl not smell Charlie?

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Can the guy not see Dee?

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Something's fishy.

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Dennis, don't poke holes in this, okay?

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This is like Lady Di being
plucked from the streets like

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the trash she was and the trash
that Charlie and Dee are.

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No, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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I know what's going on here, guys.

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Now this makes sense.

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See, I know what's happening here.

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This is a Les Liaisons Dangereuses.

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Oh, shit!

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A what?

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Dangerous Liaisons.

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What is that?

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The movie.

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I don't know that movie.

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It was like-like Cruel Intentions.

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She's All That?

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Can't Buy Me Love?

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Almost any movie made in the late '90s?

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Guys, guys, these are the games
that rich people with nothing

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but time on their hands play
with people that they perceive

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to be below them.

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That girl is just toying with Charlie.

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She's gonna crush him.

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Yeah, I hate to say it,
but I think you're right.

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What about Dee?

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What, Dee?

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No, she's constantly being crushed.

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She'll bounce back, she always does.

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Or she won't. It doesn't matter.

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I don't care about that.

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All I care about is Charlie here.

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Now, guys, we got to
dig a little deeper.

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Oh!

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Ooh! Ooh!

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Oh, look at this.

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Look at this. Shall we?

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You're going.

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Oh, no, no, no.

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No, you guys are going, right?

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No. Get in the car and leave.

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No, we' c Ping with.

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Don't glom onto this.

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Hi, you guys.

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Hey, you brought some friends.

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No.
No. No, not friends. Hobos.

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Yeah. Come on in. The
more, the merrier.

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You guys up for some tennis?

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Yeah!

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Yeah. You got booze?

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You got food?

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You got stuff to eat?

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All right.

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All right, Frank, I'll play
on Ruby's team, and over the

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course of the game, I'll subtly extract
her plan to humiliate Charlie.

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I'll get her.

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Oh, yes, I will definitely have her.

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Whoa, whoa, Dennis, you're
not gonna hit on her, right?

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Huh? No, no.

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Look, you sounded like you
were gonna try to bang her.

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I'm not gonna hit on her, okay?
I'm not gonna try and bang her.

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- Don't. Don't do it.
- Just, will you trust me?

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Whoa!

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Come on! Come on, Frank!

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Oh, hey, stay on that side
when the ball comes to you.

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No.

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Ball!

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Damn it!

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Hey, yo, Ruby.

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Time out, time out.

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Let's take a little break.

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Yeah?

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Let's take a little breather.

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I thought you said you
were good at this.

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I am good.

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It's just, you know, this shirt
is, like, ridiculously-tight,

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and it's restricting my play, so, I
think I'm just gonna pop it off.

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Oh.

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What do you think about this?

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About what?

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What I'm presenting you.

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I think you look really pale.
Do you need some sunscreen?

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Well, it's the first of the season.

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I haven't had a chance to get
a base going, you know...?

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Dennis? Dennis?

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What do you think of the pecs?
What do you think of...?

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- Dennis?
- What?

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Come here!

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Give me a second, all right?

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What?

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I thought you said you
weren't gonna hit on her.

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Am I hitting on her?

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Yeah.

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Oh, shit. Okay.

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No, you're right.

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Okay, I went into default mode.
My bad.

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Yeah, all right.

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Hey, do I look pale?

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What the hell is she doing?

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She's gonna ruin this whole thing!

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I love how free and
uninhibited you are.

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Oh, yeah?

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How about I free that big
fat snake in your pants and

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uninhibit myself all over it?

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What?

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Let's hump.

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Oh.

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Whoops.

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Hey, guys.

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Whoa! Whoa!

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Shit. No. No.

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Oh, sorry. He... You startled me.

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That's a pretty good stance you got there.
Are you trained?

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I spent some training, yeah.

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You?

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Yeah. Krav Maga.

263
00:09:11,178 --> 00:09:12,279
That's cool.

264
00:09:12,347 --> 00:09:13,447
Judo, karate.

265
00:09:13,514 --> 00:09:15,815
I got more of a Catholic
thing going on.

266
00:09:15,883 --> 00:09:18,118
You know, sort of the hand of God.

267
00:09:18,185 --> 00:09:19,286
Stupid idiot. Get out here!

268
00:09:19,354 --> 00:09:21,421
Beat it. We were in the
middle of a thing.

269
00:09:21,489 --> 00:09:22,623
No, no. That was really cool.

270
00:09:22,690 --> 00:09:24,558
Could you show me that last move again?

271
00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:26,660
Get out of here! Go on!

272
00:09:26,728 --> 00:09:27,827
Get of here!

273
00:09:27,895 --> 00:09:29,796
We're in the middle of some...
the middle of something.

274
00:09:29,864 --> 00:09:31,931
Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, whoa,
whoa, hey, hey, whoa.

275
00:09:31,999 --> 00:09:33,099
Ow.

276
00:09:33,167 --> 00:09:33,967
Sorry you got a cramp.

277
00:09:35,002 --> 00:09:37,070
Oh, she's really digging her
hooks into him, mm-hmm.

278
00:09:37,138 --> 00:09:38,272
What a bitch.

279
00:09:39,307 --> 00:09:40,374
Ugh! Hold on a second.

280
00:09:40,441 --> 00:09:42,509
Oh, the same person keeps calling me.

281
00:09:42,577 --> 00:09:43,644
I'm just gonna answer it.

282
00:09:43,711 --> 00:09:44,844
Hello. Who is this?

283
00:09:44,912 --> 00:09:46,012
Who? Who is...?

284
00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,147
I don't know that name.

285
00:09:47,214 --> 00:09:48,315
Who? Who?

286
00:09:48,383 --> 00:09:49,483
Oh, oh, Waitress.

287
00:09:49,550 --> 00:09:50,684
Why didn't you just say that?

288
00:09:50,752 --> 00:09:52,986
Uh, because my name is not Waitress.

289
00:09:53,053 --> 00:09:54,154
Okay, you know what?

290
00:09:54,221 --> 00:09:55,322
It doesn't even matter.

291
00:09:55,390 --> 00:09:56,523
Did Charlie steal my bike?

292
00:09:56,591 --> 00:09:57,691
What are you talking about?

293
00:09:57,759 --> 00:09:59,993
Charlie's been with me the entire day.

294
00:10:00,060 --> 00:10:01,161
How did you get this number?

295
00:10:01,228 --> 00:10:02,362
I changed it.

296
00:10:02,430 --> 00:10:04,498
Look, I need my bike back,
because if I don't get it back,

297
00:10:04,565 --> 00:10:05,632
I'm gonna lose my job.

298
00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:07,801
Look, I don't...
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ugh!

299
00:10:08,202 --> 00:10:09,099
Hello? Hello?

300
00:10:09,219 --> 00:10:14,011
God! I'm gonna have to change
my number again... Holy shit.

301
00:10:14,131 --> 00:10:16,768
Oh, no.
Frank, I just realized something.

302
00:10:17,008 --> 00:10:18,108
What?

303
00:10:18,175 --> 00:10:20,511
Without Charlie doing all those
insane things he's always

304
00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:22,780
doing for the waitress, her life
is gonna completely change.

305
00:10:22,847 --> 00:10:23,947
What do you mean?

306
00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,747
Well, so, she's gonna be
constantly calling or dropping

307
00:10:26,815 --> 00:10:29,250
by, looking for answers, so
there's a very good chance that

308
00:10:29,318 --> 00:10:33,788
she's gonna have a front-row seat for
the final moment of humiliation.

309
00:10:33,856 --> 00:10:36,157
And that's gonna destroy
Charlie for good.

310
00:10:36,225 --> 00:10:38,460
What's the final moment of humiliation?

311
00:10:38,527 --> 00:10:40,928
That's the climactic moment
where the rich people reveal

312
00:10:40,997 --> 00:10:43,098
their twisted game to all their
wealthy friends, and everybody

313
00:10:43,165 --> 00:10:44,232
has a good laugh.

314
00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:46,567
Okay, Frank, here's what's
gonna have to happen.

315
00:10:46,635 --> 00:10:49,971
You're gonna have to do all of
those creepy things on Charlie's

316
00:10:50,039 --> 00:10:53,041
list to keep the waitress from
poking around while this whole

317
00:10:53,109 --> 00:10:54,209
thing runs its course.

318
00:10:54,276 --> 00:10:55,443
What are you gonna do?

319
00:10:55,511 --> 00:10:56,611
Phew!

320
00:10:56,678 --> 00:11:01,282
I got something very important planned.

321
00:11:02,818 --> 00:11:03,918
Come in! There's a problem!

322
00:11:03,986 --> 00:11:06,287
I can't make head or tail of
Charlie's chicken scratch!

323
00:11:06,355 --> 00:11:08,589
Just do the best you can, okay?

324
00:11:08,657 --> 00:11:10,925
I can't... can't really talk right now.

325
00:11:10,993 --> 00:11:13,294
Putting rat poison in her shampoo.

326
00:11:13,362 --> 00:11:15,596
Just gonna make her hair fall out.
Crazy.

327
00:11:15,664 --> 00:11:16,764
I don't know.

328
00:11:16,832 --> 00:11:19,134
Look, the kid knows her
better than anybody else.

329
00:11:19,201 --> 00:11:22,603
If he puts rat poison in her hair,
put rat poison in her hair.

330
00:11:22,671 --> 00:11:23,804
Look, I'm busy. I can't talk.

331
00:11:23,872 --> 00:11:26,107
What do you mean, you're busy?

332
00:11:26,175 --> 00:11:27,275
This is the whole thing, Dennis!

333
00:11:27,343 --> 00:11:29,444
I'm just... I'm getting
some stuff done, okay?

334
00:11:29,512 --> 00:11:30,645
Oh, shit!

335
00:11:30,712 --> 00:11:31,612
I think she just came in.

336
00:11:32,848 --> 00:11:33,915
I'm getting another call.

337
00:11:33,982 --> 00:11:35,083
Hold on, hold on. Hello?

338
00:11:35,151 --> 00:11:36,251
Who? Who?

339
00:11:36,318 --> 00:11:37,452
Just say Waitress!

340
00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,754
Look, has Charlie been poisoning me?

341
00:11:39,821 --> 00:11:42,090
'Cause I've been...

342
00:11:42,158 --> 00:11:44,426
Frank, you got to step it
up with that list, man.

343
00:11:44,493 --> 00:11:45,560
This bitch is driving me nuts.

344
00:11:45,627 --> 00:11:46,727
What happened?

345
00:11:46,795 --> 00:11:47,895
Just, I'm busy, okay?

346
00:11:47,963 --> 00:11:49,064
Just do it.

347
00:11:50,332 --> 00:11:52,700
Hello? Hello?

348
00:11:52,768 --> 00:11:54,169
Hello?

349
00:11:54,236 --> 00:11:56,137
Charlie?

350
00:11:56,205 --> 00:11:59,840
No. It's your neighbor.

351
00:12:08,741 --> 00:12:11,043
Can I be, like, perfectly honest
with you about something?

352
00:12:11,110 --> 00:12:12,210
Yeah.

353
00:12:12,278 --> 00:12:14,412
There's a... there's a girl who
lives in this building, and,

354
00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:18,750
um, well, she's... she's
the love of my life.

355
00:12:18,818 --> 00:12:19,951
Okay.

356
00:12:20,019 --> 00:12:24,289
And, uh... and I like you so
much that before we move any

357
00:12:24,356 --> 00:12:25,490
further, I just... I don't know.

358
00:12:25,558 --> 00:12:27,959
I had to get that out there,
'cause I think I'm ready to let

359
00:12:28,027 --> 00:12:30,295
her go, but I just have to be sure.

360
00:12:30,362 --> 00:12:31,462
Does that make sense?

361
00:12:31,530 --> 00:12:32,664
Yeah.

362
00:12:32,732 --> 00:12:33,799
Charlie? There you are.

363
00:12:33,866 --> 00:12:36,467
Look, I don't know what kind of
twisted game you're playing, but

364
00:12:36,535 --> 00:12:37,635
you need to make it stop.

365
00:12:37,704 --> 00:12:38,770
Whoa. Hold on a second.

366
00:12:38,838 --> 00:12:41,139
I have no idea what
you're talking about.

367
00:12:41,207 --> 00:12:44,409
Really? Because someone's been
poisoning me, and something

368
00:12:44,476 --> 00:12:45,543
is making my hair just fall out.

369
00:12:45,611 --> 00:12:46,712
Look, calm down, all right?

370
00:12:46,779 --> 00:12:49,081
I-I... I've been with her
the last couple days.

371
00:12:49,148 --> 00:12:51,416
I really haven't been
anywhere near you.

372
00:12:51,483 --> 00:12:52,584
Yeah, he's been with me.

373
00:12:52,651 --> 00:12:53,752
Oh, shut up, bitch!

374
00:12:53,820 --> 00:12:55,020
Who the hell is this, Charlie?

375
00:12:55,088 --> 00:12:57,288
Hey! No. She...

376
00:12:59,992 --> 00:13:03,394
She's my girlfriend.

377
00:13:05,832 --> 00:13:06,932
Oh, my God.

378
00:13:06,999 --> 00:13:08,066
Sorry about that.

379
00:13:08,134 --> 00:13:09,234
Come on.

380
00:13:09,301 --> 00:13:10,401
Let's get out of here.

381
00:13:10,469 --> 00:13:13,171
I'm sorry about that. Wow.

382
00:13:16,642 --> 00:13:17,743
How's this, Trevor?

383
00:13:17,810 --> 00:13:18,877
Is this cool?

384
00:13:18,945 --> 00:13:20,746
Very cool.

385
00:13:20,813 --> 00:13:21,713
Get off me!

386
00:13:21,781 --> 00:13:22,680
Shut up, Dee!

387
00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:25,784
I got that stupid bitch.

388
00:13:26,819 --> 00:13:28,553
Oh! Goddamn it!

389
00:13:28,621 --> 00:13:30,021
Goddamn it! Oh!

390
00:13:30,089 --> 00:13:31,322
Clocked him.

391
00:13:31,390 --> 00:13:35,460
Oh! Oh... Oh, no... Amazing!

392
00:13:35,527 --> 00:13:36,461
You guys are out of control.

393
00:13:36,528 --> 00:13:37,428
I'm out of control.

394
00:13:37,496 --> 00:13:38,396
I'm out of control.

395
00:13:38,464 --> 00:13:39,364
Yeah, you are.

396
00:13:39,431 --> 00:13:42,267
Hey, I want to invite you two to a
party at our estate tomorrow night.

397
00:13:42,334 --> 00:13:44,269
My father's going public with TaftCo.

398
00:13:44,336 --> 00:13:46,872
Oh, well, then... are you
sure you want him to come?

399
00:13:46,939 --> 00:13:48,306
Of course.

400
00:13:48,374 --> 00:13:49,274
He's practically family.

401
00:13:49,341 --> 00:13:50,275
Hey!

402
00:13:50,342 --> 00:13:52,510
Come on, show me some
more of those moves.

403
00:13:52,578 --> 00:13:55,147
Oh, yeah. Okay, well, this
next stuff I learned from a

404
00:13:55,214 --> 00:13:56,114
wrestler called The Maniac.

405
00:13:56,182 --> 00:13:58,750
So we're gonna have to go ahead
and get pretty oiled up.

406
00:13:58,818 --> 00:14:00,551
Sure.

407
00:14:00,619 --> 00:14:01,552
Great.

408
00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:09,828
This is classy as shit, huh?

409
00:14:11,363 --> 00:14:13,265
Dee, crack that open for me,
'cause it's hurting my hands.

410
00:14:13,332 --> 00:14:15,667
Yeah. I wonder why he didn't
tell us it was black-tie.

411
00:14:15,734 --> 00:14:16,802
I feel like we're underdressed.

412
00:14:16,869 --> 00:14:19,871
Because, Dee, Trevor loves us for us.

413
00:14:19,939 --> 00:14:20,872
Hey.

414
00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:21,840
Oh, hey!

415
00:14:21,908 --> 00:14:23,074
Glad you guys could make it.

416
00:14:23,142 --> 00:14:24,609
Thanks, man! How you doing?

417
00:14:24,677 --> 00:14:26,577
These are a few of my
old frat brothers.

418
00:14:26,645 --> 00:14:28,746
This is Dee and Mac that
I was telling you about.

419
00:14:28,815 --> 00:14:29,714
Hi.

420
00:14:29,782 --> 00:14:31,183
What's up, boys?

421
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:32,417
How are you?

422
00:14:32,484 --> 00:14:35,787
Hey, um, I'm sorry that we're
not dressed appropriately.

423
00:14:35,855 --> 00:14:37,823
I mean, you guys all look so good.

424
00:14:37,890 --> 00:14:40,192
Oh, well, the attire at these
sorts of events are... well,

425
00:14:40,259 --> 00:14:42,127
things my friends and
I take for granted.

426
00:14:42,195 --> 00:14:43,128
Don't be embarrassed, though.

427
00:14:43,196 --> 00:14:45,463
You guys didn't know any better.

428
00:14:45,531 --> 00:14:49,201
No, I should've known better, 'cause
I'm practically a Taft myself.

429
00:14:49,268 --> 00:14:51,569
My uncle's probably built into
the foundation of this place.

430
00:14:51,637 --> 00:14:52,838
Really? Weird.

431
00:14:52,905 --> 00:14:54,840
Hey, where do you want us to sit?

432
00:14:54,907 --> 00:14:57,575
Well, you guys'll be out here
with some of my frat brothers'

433
00:14:57,643 --> 00:15:01,046
guests.

434
00:15:02,381 --> 00:15:06,084
Now, if you'll excuse us, we all
have some catching up to do.

435
00:15:06,152 --> 00:15:11,089
Oh, yeah. We'll... we'll meet you af...
we'll see you after.

436
00:15:11,157 --> 00:15:12,290
Kind of weird, right?

437
00:15:12,358 --> 00:15:15,360
Yeah, but at least we can make fun of
these dorks all night long, right?

438
00:15:15,427 --> 00:15:16,461
That'll be fun. Geeks!

439
00:15:16,528 --> 00:15:18,964
Oh, no, Mac.

440
00:15:19,031 --> 00:15:21,499
I see what's going on here.

441
00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:24,135
He's doing to us what I like to
do to Charlie and the waitress.

442
00:15:24,203 --> 00:15:25,136
Huh?

443
00:15:25,204 --> 00:15:28,573
Oh, no. Follow me.

444
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,041
Oh!

445
00:15:30,109 --> 00:15:31,109
I got that stupid bitch.

446
00:15:32,178 --> 00:15:33,078
Oh! Goddamn it!

447
00:15:33,145 --> 00:15:35,080
Oh!

448
00:15:35,147 --> 00:15:36,647
Man, biggest losers ever.

449
00:15:36,715 --> 00:15:38,083
You know it.

450
00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:39,084
Oh!

451
00:15:39,151 --> 00:15:40,418
Oh!

452
00:15:40,486 --> 00:15:41,953
That's two for one, fellas.

453
00:15:42,021 --> 00:15:43,054
Come on, pay up, pay up.

454
00:15:43,122 --> 00:15:46,124
Those two are by far the worst
we've ever had. Let's go.

455
00:15:46,192 --> 00:15:48,260
Goddamn it.

456
00:15:48,327 --> 00:15:49,594
I can't believe it.

457
00:15:49,661 --> 00:15:52,130
That's a tough pill to swallow.

458
00:15:52,198 --> 00:15:53,164
What are you doing here?

459
00:15:53,232 --> 00:15:56,902
You know, they're not the only ones
who know how to play these games.

460
00:15:56,969 --> 00:15:57,869
Huh?

461
00:15:57,937 --> 00:15:58,836
What?

462
00:15:58,905 --> 00:16:00,805
I'm saying I also know...
I have a thing.

463
00:16:00,873 --> 00:16:01,773
Just come with me. Come with me.

464
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,942
All right, folks, if you
could settle down, please?

465
00:16:04,010 --> 00:16:05,343
If I could have your attention.

466
00:16:05,411 --> 00:16:07,445
Uh, thank you all for
being here tonight.

467
00:16:07,513 --> 00:16:10,882
I, uh, I wanted you all here
so that I could tell you this.

468
00:16:10,950 --> 00:16:16,054
I've decided to go public with
TaftCo Enterprises.

469
00:16:16,122 --> 00:16:18,356
Wonderful! Oh, bravo!

470
00:16:18,424 --> 00:16:20,125
Excuse me. Fantastic, Neil!

471
00:16:20,192 --> 00:16:23,128
Good for you! Good for you!

472
00:16:23,195 --> 00:16:26,564
Too bad when you do, the SEC's
gonna be all up in your ass.

473
00:16:27,633 --> 00:16:28,533
What?

474
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:31,102
You see, you thought you all
could get together and play your

475
00:16:31,170 --> 00:16:34,639
little games, have some fun, you
know, invite some geeks to the

476
00:16:34,706 --> 00:16:40,345
ball, swap some stories, have a laugh.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

477
00:16:40,413 --> 00:16:43,315
But you took it a little too far...
when you gave an

478
00:16:43,382 --> 00:16:45,716
inside-trading tip to my friend
Mac, didn't you, Trevor?

479
00:16:45,784 --> 00:16:48,053
What are you talking about?

480
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:51,356
Pedro.

481
00:16:51,424 --> 00:16:53,724
And by the way, my father's
going public with TaftCo next

482
00:16:53,792 --> 00:16:57,495
week, so buy stock today at 34, not 36.

483
00:16:58,564 --> 00:17:01,732
Cool. Yeah, I'll call my broker.

484
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,668
Right, call your broker.

485
00:17:03,735 --> 00:17:05,612
Ooh... you ready for
round two, big guy?

486
00:17:05,732 --> 00:17:07,730
This-this is taken out of context.

487
00:17:07,850 --> 00:17:08,877
What was the context?

488
00:17:08,997 --> 00:17:09,587
Wrestling.

489
00:17:09,707 --> 00:17:10,509
It's wrestling.

490
00:17:10,641 --> 00:17:12,042
We're oiled up and wrestling.

491
00:17:12,110 --> 00:17:14,211
What is so hard to
understand about this?

492
00:17:18,149 --> 00:17:20,350
Nice, huh?

493
00:17:20,418 --> 00:17:23,562
Trevor... you imbecile!

494
00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:25,689
Why would you tell him that?

495
00:17:26,394 --> 00:17:28,262
I didn't know I was being filmed.

496
00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:30,497
If you're in my room,
you're always being filmed.

497
00:17:30,565 --> 00:17:31,699
It's true.

498
00:17:31,767 --> 00:17:35,837
It's his thing, it's kind of creepy, but...
But that's not all, everyone.

499
00:17:35,904 --> 00:17:39,631
You see, Ruby Taft, she likes to play
her little games, too, don't you Ruby?

500
00:17:39,751 --> 00:17:42,581
But I am not gonna let you
humiliate my other friend either.

501
00:17:43,378 --> 00:17:45,709
Cause he might be choosing
someone else after all.

502
00:17:46,015 --> 00:17:49,217
Charlie, phone call for you.

503
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,920
Charlie, somebody
accidentally hit the waitress

504
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:54,890
with my car— their car, when
they were following her.

505
00:17:54,957 --> 00:17:57,091
No... she wants to talk to you.

506
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,359
She says she really needs you.

507
00:17:58,428 --> 00:18:00,614
Wait, did she say that, or
are you just saying it?

508
00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:04,332
Yeah, talk to her yourself.

509
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,535
Charlie, look, I don't know
what's been going on, but if you

510
00:18:06,602 --> 00:18:09,704
think you can make it
stop, I need your help.

511
00:18:09,772 --> 00:18:11,840
I want you back in my life.

512
00:18:11,908 --> 00:18:13,542
Do you really mean that?

513
00:18:13,609 --> 00:18:15,644
Yeah.

514
00:18:15,711 --> 00:18:17,679
I need you.

515
00:18:17,747 --> 00:18:20,048
Okay. I'll be right there.

516
00:18:20,115 --> 00:18:21,316
Awesome. Well, I'm out of here.

517
00:18:21,383 --> 00:18:23,318
What? What are you talking about.

518
00:18:23,385 --> 00:18:24,285
I'm leaving.

519
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,855
I'm going to be with the
waitress— she's the woman I love.

520
00:18:26,923 --> 00:18:29,390
No, but I... I wasn't using
you like Charlie was.

521
00:18:29,459 --> 00:18:30,459
He's a total asshole.

522
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,828
I really, really, really like you.

523
00:18:32,895 --> 00:18:34,028
Oh.

524
00:18:34,096 --> 00:18:36,264
Yeah, I know.

525
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:37,966
Okay? I was using you.

526
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:40,401
That's why I kissed you
in front of the waitress.

527
00:18:40,470 --> 00:18:42,370
That's why I banged you a bunch
of times, just to make the

528
00:18:42,438 --> 00:18:43,338
waitress jealous.

529
00:18:43,405 --> 00:18:45,574
Amazing. You slept with
me almost instantly.

530
00:18:45,641 --> 00:18:47,509
And by the way, a quality
woman doesn't do that.

531
00:18:47,577 --> 00:18:48,777
She doesn't say yes right away.

532
00:18:48,845 --> 00:18:50,745
She says no to a man, for
years, like, ten years.

533
00:18:50,813 --> 00:18:52,547
That's what a real woman does, okay?

534
00:18:52,615 --> 00:18:55,984
You know what you were acting like?
A stupid little rich slut.

535
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:57,586
And that's all that you are.

536
00:18:57,653 --> 00:18:59,654
How can you do this to me?

537
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:00,622
Are you still talking?

538
00:19:00,690 --> 00:19:01,823
Go away, dumb-dumb.

539
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,792
Go run and hide. Go from me.

540
00:19:03,860 --> 00:19:06,728
I don't want to see you anymore.

541
00:19:06,796 --> 00:19:08,730
Women, right?

542
00:19:08,798 --> 00:19:09,998
Ah, man, all right, cool.

543
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:13,334
I'm out! All right!

544
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,769
I didn't see that coming.

545
00:19:14,837 --> 00:19:16,437
No.

546
00:19:16,506 --> 00:19:20,909
Guess Charlie had the cruelest
intentions of all, huh?

547
00:19:20,977 --> 00:19:23,712
Uh, see? Feeling better?

548
00:19:23,779 --> 00:19:25,179
Yeah.

549
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:28,900
You know, I-I've, um, I've been
thinking about the restraining order.

550
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,167
You're gonna get rid of it?

551
00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:31,535
No. No, no.

552
00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:34,938
But, um, but I was thinking
about reducing it from, like, a

553
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:38,842
hundred feet to, like... 50 feet?

554
00:19:38,910 --> 00:19:39,810
Awesome! Okay.

555
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:40,777
Okay.

556
00:19:40,845 --> 00:19:41,778
I can work with that.

557
00:19:41,846 --> 00:19:42,913
All right.

558
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:45,037
Oh, so now? Starting now?

559
00:19:45,157 --> 00:19:45,957
Yeah, probably.

560
00:19:46,025 --> 00:19:47,659
Could you just leave the soup there?

561
00:19:47,727 --> 00:19:51,630
Uh... is this okay over here, or...?

562
00:19:51,698 --> 00:19:55,200
Uh, I don't think there's
50 feet in this room, so...

563
00:19:55,268 --> 00:19:56,915
I'll go down the hall. Okay.

564
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,061
I'll see you tomorrow.

565
00:19:58,181 --> 00:19:59,856
All right, well, that's fine.

566
00:19:59,976 --> 00:20:01,526
From a distance, though.

567
00:20:02,015 --> 00:20:12,015
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