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Goddamn.

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And how is the psoriasis coming?

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Has it gotten any better?

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Oh! It's not good,
Doc, it's not good.

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I'm scaling up like a goddamn
boa constrictor over here.

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Skin conditions can be
manifestations of deeper issues.

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Well, you're not a skin doctor,
so let's drop it already, okay?

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I got beef with you.

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Excuse me?

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I am mad at you!

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Remember that cooperative dinner
you had me have with my friends

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so we could try and resolve
some of our issues?

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Well, it blew up in my face.

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What happened?

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Uh, screaming and tears and
physical threats, uh, Frank

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pulled out his gun, somebody
dropped the "N" bomb.

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I don't remember where that
came from, but it was messy.

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No, I mean why did it all fall apart?

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Oh. No one was assigned the dishes.

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And that all happened over the dishes?

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Yes. And frankly, I haven't
seen any results since I've been

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coming to you, so as far as I'm
concerned, you're in the hot

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seat until you resolve this.

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Resolve this...?

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Who's going to do the dishes!

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And also, this is a great
opportunity for you to see how

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insane my asshole friends are.

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You brought them here?

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Of course I brought them here—
what, are you gonna come to my house?

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Hey, assholes, get in here.

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Did you guys sort it out?

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Did you sort it out already?

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How long were we
gonna sit out there for?

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All right, listen,
lady, I'll tell you one thing.

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I ain't doing these goddamn dishes!

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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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Therapy is stupid.

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I don't trust a shrink.

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They screw with your head.

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Frank, it's the only way to settle the
argument and find out who is the winner.

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Okay, uh... let me first just say
that arguments do not have winners.

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Yeah, actually,
this argument is more about

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determining who the loser will be,
because most of us will be winners.

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Yeah, yeah, and it's
not gonna be me, okay?

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I'm not doing those dishes,
because I had the hardest job.

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Setting the table?

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Are you dumb?

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I hosted!

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It was wall-to-wall details!

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I was on edge the whole time.

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Well, it's gonna be you or Frank or
Charlie, 'cause Dennis and I cooked.

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The food was mush.

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The food was divine.

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It was pheasant.

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I never did the dishes before
and I'm not starting now.

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I bankrolled; case closed.

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Well, I had the hardest job
of anyone— I traveled all the

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way to this exotic merchant in
search of this rare fowl...

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What the hell are you
talking about, Charlie?

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You went to the corner gourmet grocery
store and you bought pheasant.

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Okay. This is all, you know,
a little bit unorthodox, but it

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is clearly about much more
than just the dishes.

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Yeah, there's always levels.

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Well, yeah, I mean, we're
complex people, you know?

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Our rivers run deep, and... I
believe I can help you with this.

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Let me stop you right there,
actually, Doc— I can help you.

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You see, I have a background in
academic psych myself, from an

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Ivy League college, no less,
not this, uh, LaSalle.

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It sounds like a pasta dish.

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It does, it does.

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But let's not be mean, Frank.

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Some people don't have the
same access that we do.

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Now, use me as a resource.

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Think of me as a colleague.

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Now, I was thinking we could
start with a few one-on-ones,

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you know, move on to a couple of
mix-'em-ups, you know, and then

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end with a big group dealio.

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I'm going first, please?

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Can I go first?

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Uh, Mac, I'll be the one
to determine who goes first.

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And it is you.

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Aah! Yes!

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You seem very on edge.

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Yeah, you're goddamn
right I'm on edge!

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I hosted the shit out of that party!

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And that's just not
setting the table, okay?

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I made a playlist, I thought
of cool shit to talk about, I

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provided security, I kept everybody safe!
Safe!

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You know, sometimes I feel like...
I feel like they don't

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even understand me and we're
not even that good of friends.

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That's bullshit!

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That's bullshit!

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We're, like, the best friends
in the whole goddamn world!

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Goddamn them for making
me think otherwise!

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Are you okay?

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Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah.

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I was just thinking of something that
Charlie said that was really funny.

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Mac, let me ask you a question.

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Yeah.

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Do you often feel strong
emotion felt in quick succession?

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Oh, yeah. And not just my emotions.

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I have had a slight fluctuation
with my weight recently.

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I see. And how much
weight are we talking about?

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I gained and lost 60
pounds in three months.

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Wow, that's almost impossible.

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Well, first of all, through
God, all things are possible, so

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jot that down.

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And yeah, yeah, I had a
difficult time there.

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I had to buy all new clothes, and...
people used to cross the

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street when I would walk by.

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They'd be, like, "Whoa, look at
that monster coming towards us,

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you know, barreling towards us."

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Mac... you're not that guy anymore.

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Don't you think I know that?

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And I'm starting to think that I'll
never become that monster again.

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Oh, so you preferred
being scary to people?

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Yeah. Lady, I was as big as a
skyscraper, and now I'm as tiny

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as a postage stamp.

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Oh. I get it. Cute.

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You leave this pen here and
people are supposed to think,

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"Wait, that looks like a dick."

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Mac, have you ever heard of
the term "body dysmorphia"?

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Is that what I have?

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Is that what's making me so thin?

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No. Body dysmorphia is when
you see a distorted version of

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yourself that no one perceives but you.

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Oh, but Dennis perceives it,
too, because he's been giving me

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size pills to make me bigger.

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Dennis is, like, my best buddy.

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Well, oftentimes, drugs don't
address the root of the problem.

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Talking through the issues may
be the best way for you to

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address your mood
swings and body issues.

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Talking about it?

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Talking about it!

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No, that's good. That's good.

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So if we talk about it, then
you think that I'll get most

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bigger... from talking!

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Oh, that's really good.

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You know... thank you.

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Thank you for this.

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You know, when I first walked in
here, I was, like, "There's no

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way that this is gonna work,"

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'cause I just do not get the
whole woman doctor thing, but

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then when you started talking
about God, I realized that

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you're one of the smart ones.

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All right, let's do it,
let's talk about it.

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Let's talk about God, and let's
talk about how you're gonna make

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me more bigger.

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Will you put the pen down?

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Hey-o! Time's up!

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Get out, slim. Let's go.

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That door is supposed to be locked.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, I taped the
knob— I knew I'd be popping in

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and out quite a bit.

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Let's go. Ticktock, ticktock.

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Time's up. Ticktock, tiny man.

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Okay, let's not get bogged down.

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You know, just time for headlines.

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Okay. These guys need structure,
Doc, and that'll become clear to

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you— you just don't see it yet.

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Now, you are gonna want to
strap in for this next one.

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Charlie?

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Um... why don't you share with
me how you feel the dinner went.

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Fine, I'll do the dishes!

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You're just gonna make
me do 'em anyway!

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Why do you assume I'm gonna
make you do the dishes?

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'Cause it's Charlie work, and
I'm gonna get stuck with it, so

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I'll just do the dishes!

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Goddamn it!

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"Charlie work."

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What's "Charlie work"?

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Fill me in.

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Oh, right.

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You don't even know what Cha...?

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Right. Okay, well, Charlie
work is, like, you know, like,

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basement stuff, cleaning
urinals, uh, blood stuff, your

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basic slimes, your sludges.

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Anything dead, or decay, you know,
I'm on it, I'm dealing with it.

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And you dislike it?

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Well, no. I mean, at
its core, I love it.

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You know, I love the dark, I
love slippery things, I love

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being naked, uh, in the sewer.

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Bleach smells good, uh, tastes
good, you know, but it's just,

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like, I don't like being
told what to...

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I'm sorry, I didn't get that last one.

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I don't like being told what to do.

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Everyone's always telling
me what to do all the time.

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Got it, got it.

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Kick me around.

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I'm, like, probably the weirdest
guy in the universe, you know.

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Probably even weirder
than someone from Saturn.

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Why do you think you're weird?

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I don't know.

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I'm just... weird, I guess.

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What did... what did Dee tell you?

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I'm not at liberty to discuss other patients...
I mean, like, would it be

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weird if you survived an abortion?

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You know, would it be weird if,
like, you shared a bed with a

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man who may or may not be your father?

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Again, I can't talk about...
You know what would be weird?

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If you eat cat food to go to
sleep, and you have such a

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fascination with cats that maybe
you glue cat hair on the back of

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your neck every now and then?

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That's new information that I haven't...
You know, I mean, 'cause, so,

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you know, like, is it bad?

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No. No. Being comfortable in
your own skin is never a bad thing.

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Oh, my God, right.

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Okay, so if I got, like, more
skin or something, then I

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could, like, never do a bad
thing in my life, and maybe I

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never have done a bad thing
'cause I have a lot of skin.

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That's not what I'm saying.

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What I'm saying is, given your...
nontraditional life

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choices, you are
surprisingly well-adjusted.

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Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm
well-adjusted, you know, because

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of my lack of traditions, and
I'll adjust to that, and...

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I feel like you're mirroring
my words, but you're not exactly

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understanding them.

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You're saying, like, do the things
you do, go even further with them.

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You know, maybe get a ton of cat
hair, glue it all over your

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body, you know, walk around like a cat
man in the night through the alleyways.

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You know, and stop hiding the pigeon.

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The pigeon?

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This one. You know, let him be who he
wants, let him... let him fly away. Go!

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He's dead, I think.

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So, you've had the... a dead pigeon
in your jacket this whole time?

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He was alive at one point, you know.

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I'm not crazy. It's just, I
think I might have hugged him a

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little too hard, kind of
smothered him a bit, but, um,

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hey, we'll make an adjustment,

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uh, to it,
and we'll make a tradition out of it.

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Okay...

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Let's talk about... I
ain't talking about nothing!

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This skull is Fort Knox.

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Why don't you trust therapists?

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I opened up to a therapist just once.

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I was a kid.

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I got into a fight.

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The doctor asked me
question after question!

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Got me so scrambled up.

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Next thing you know, I was shanghaied
upstate to a nitwit school.

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You know what a nitwit school is?

243
00:10:44,650 --> 00:10:46,951
I assume you mean a school
for the mentally disabled.

244
00:10:47,019 --> 00:10:50,455
Yeah. Not just for nuts in the head.

245
00:10:50,523 --> 00:10:52,324
Bodies, too.

246
00:10:52,391 --> 00:10:55,960
Back then, science was real crude.

247
00:10:56,028 --> 00:10:57,929
They stuck us all together.

248
00:10:57,996 --> 00:11:00,565
My roommate was a frog kid.

249
00:11:00,633 --> 00:11:02,300
You ever see a frog kid?

250
00:11:02,368 --> 00:11:03,901
Frog kid?

251
00:11:03,969 --> 00:11:06,871
Yeah. The place was windowless.

252
00:11:06,939 --> 00:11:10,475
There was a guard every ten feet.

253
00:11:10,543 --> 00:11:14,546
All the rooms had drains in the
floors so they could hose us down.

254
00:11:14,614 --> 00:11:17,949
How terrible!

255
00:11:18,016 --> 00:11:22,621
Got my first kiss there.

256
00:11:24,923 --> 00:11:27,459
Frank?

257
00:11:29,928 --> 00:11:32,797
It was terrible!

258
00:11:32,865 --> 00:11:34,633
But not her.

259
00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:37,235
She was an angel.

260
00:11:37,303 --> 00:11:39,203
Always smiling.

261
00:11:39,272 --> 00:11:47,512
That's because she had no lips, but her
mouth was still very much in play.

262
00:11:47,580 --> 00:11:49,180
Let's talk about the dishes.

263
00:11:49,248 --> 00:11:50,448
Oh!

264
00:11:50,516 --> 00:11:53,117
She died two weeks later.

265
00:11:53,185 --> 00:11:57,289
She thought she was a space man
with a plastic bag for a helmet.

266
00:11:57,356 --> 00:11:59,391
Oh!

267
00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:00,558
Aah!

268
00:12:00,626 --> 00:12:02,727
Oh, you unzipped me.

269
00:12:02,795 --> 00:12:04,763
It's all coming back.

270
00:12:04,830 --> 00:12:06,030
It's all coming back.

271
00:12:06,098 --> 00:12:07,299
I hate you!

272
00:12:07,366 --> 00:12:09,867
It's all coming back, you understand?

273
00:12:09,935 --> 00:12:11,002
I don't like it!

274
00:12:11,069 --> 00:12:12,504
I don't like to think about it.

275
00:12:17,910 --> 00:12:21,680
Oh, it's-it's... With a
plastic bag for a helmet!

276
00:12:21,747 --> 00:12:22,814
Oh! Oh!

277
00:12:22,881 --> 00:12:26,017
Oh, you unzipped me. Oh! Oh!

278
00:12:33,892 --> 00:12:35,493
This is me saluting you.

279
00:12:35,561 --> 00:12:37,261
I'm a big fan of your work.

280
00:12:37,330 --> 00:12:41,466
How quickly you rattled their
cages, broke them all down.

281
00:12:41,534 --> 00:12:42,834
It's not about breaking.

282
00:12:42,901 --> 00:12:44,101
It's about helping them.

283
00:12:44,169 --> 00:12:47,539
Hmm. It's interesting,
our thing, isn't it?

284
00:12:47,606 --> 00:12:51,710
To be in someone's mind,
to have complete control.

285
00:12:51,777 --> 00:12:55,980
It's like the thrill of being
near the executioner's switch,

286
00:12:56,048 --> 00:13:00,719
knowing that at any moment, you
could throw it, but knowing you

287
00:13:00,786 --> 00:13:02,153
never will.

288
00:13:02,221 --> 00:13:03,855
But you could.

289
00:13:03,922 --> 00:13:09,828
Never isn't the right word,
because I could, and I might.

290
00:13:09,895 --> 00:13:11,496
I probably will.

291
00:13:11,564 --> 00:13:13,164
Will you sit down, please?

292
00:13:13,232 --> 00:13:14,499
Yeah, sure. Sorry.

293
00:13:14,567 --> 00:13:15,767
Did I make you nervous?

294
00:13:15,835 --> 00:13:17,168
Not my intention.

295
00:13:17,236 --> 00:13:18,470
Well...

296
00:13:18,537 --> 00:13:21,606
So... who would you
like to discuss first?

297
00:13:21,674 --> 00:13:22,807
How about you?

298
00:13:24,076 --> 00:13:26,478
That's good, but we don't
really have time for jokes, so

299
00:13:26,545 --> 00:13:28,913
let's jump right into it, shall we?

300
00:13:28,981 --> 00:13:31,383
Now, I've long maintained
psychological dossiers on every

301
00:13:31,450 --> 00:13:33,651
single one of those raving
lunatics in your waiting room

302
00:13:33,719 --> 00:13:34,819
right now.

303
00:13:34,887 --> 00:13:39,257
The top one, and the thickest,
by far, is Charlie's, of course.

304
00:13:39,324 --> 00:13:42,627
But I'd rather start... with Mac.

305
00:13:42,695 --> 00:13:43,762
Oh.

306
00:13:43,829 --> 00:13:44,929
Start with a simple one.

307
00:13:44,997 --> 00:13:47,999
Now, how did your session with him go?

308
00:13:48,066 --> 00:13:51,202
Dennis, as I think you know,
I'm not at liberty to discuss

309
00:13:51,270 --> 00:13:53,004
another patient.

310
00:13:53,071 --> 00:13:56,441
Listen, why don't you think
of me more as a peer, you know,

311
00:13:56,509 --> 00:13:59,010
in the academic sense, of course?

312
00:13:59,077 --> 00:14:01,312
In terms of age, you're
decades older than me.

313
00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:02,580
But why don't I start, okay?

314
00:14:02,648 --> 00:14:04,982
Um, if you'll open up your
dossier there, you'll see there

315
00:14:05,050 --> 00:14:07,318
on the first page is something
that you picked up on almost

316
00:14:07,386 --> 00:14:11,989
immediately, which is his
reverse body dysmorphia.

317
00:14:12,057 --> 00:14:15,827
And this... a well-placed pen,
can have quite an effect on a

318
00:14:15,895 --> 00:14:16,961
man like him.

319
00:14:18,196 --> 00:14:20,532
This must have given
him quite the thrill.

320
00:14:20,599 --> 00:14:21,900
I bet he tried to suck on this.

321
00:14:21,967 --> 00:14:23,100
Did he?

322
00:14:23,168 --> 00:14:24,268
Huh?

323
00:14:24,336 --> 00:14:25,770
It's okay, Doc.

324
00:14:25,838 --> 00:14:27,038
You can tell me.

325
00:14:27,105 --> 00:14:29,373
He's always sucking on the
pens in our apartment.

326
00:14:29,442 --> 00:14:31,976
I'm always having to hide them.

327
00:14:32,044 --> 00:14:34,546
Well, I showed you mine.

328
00:14:34,613 --> 00:14:39,517
Why are some of these
pages written in crayon?

329
00:14:39,585 --> 00:14:42,587
My file on Dee was started
in the second grade.

330
00:14:42,655 --> 00:14:46,290
Interesting.

331
00:14:46,358 --> 00:14:48,660
Interesting?

332
00:14:51,464 --> 00:14:56,367
Tell me about these size
pills you're giving Mac.

333
00:14:56,435 --> 00:14:59,337
Well, now, that's more like it.

334
00:14:59,404 --> 00:15:01,673
So they're Mexican ephedra.

335
00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:04,776
Calling them size pills
was an eloquent solution.

336
00:15:04,844 --> 00:15:05,777
The guy was gross.

337
00:15:05,845 --> 00:15:06,578
It was disgusting.

338
00:15:06,645 --> 00:15:08,513
He was fat as shit, he smelled
liked shit, he sounded like

339
00:15:08,581 --> 00:15:11,716
shit, his groans, his
snores, the sleep apnea.

340
00:15:11,784 --> 00:15:12,550
It was gross.

341
00:15:12,618 --> 00:15:13,284
He was repulsive, really.

342
00:15:13,352 --> 00:15:17,154
So he has no appetite because
you're drugging him, secretly.

343
00:15:17,222 --> 00:15:21,392
Giving a man medicine for his
disease— wherever did I get

344
00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:23,060
that idea?

345
00:15:23,899 --> 00:15:25,800
What are you writing?

346
00:15:25,868 --> 00:15:27,001
Writing?

347
00:15:27,069 --> 00:15:27,935
Oh, nothing.

348
00:15:28,003 --> 00:15:29,203
Drawing.

349
00:15:29,272 --> 00:15:31,273
Drawing conclusions.

350
00:15:31,340 --> 00:15:34,743
And... drawing this.

351
00:15:40,149 --> 00:15:42,350
You like it?

352
00:15:42,418 --> 00:15:45,787
It's very generous.

353
00:15:45,854 --> 00:15:49,056
Dee, I'm afraid I have a serious
issue to discuss with you.

354
00:15:49,124 --> 00:15:50,057
Yeah.

355
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:54,362
I cannot help you if you
are lying in every session.

356
00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:56,331
Lying?

357
00:15:56,399 --> 00:15:58,199
Why would I be lying?

358
00:15:58,267 --> 00:15:59,167
What are you talking about?

359
00:15:59,234 --> 00:16:00,968
Why would you... where
are you getting this?

360
00:16:01,036 --> 00:16:03,405
Were you or were you not...
Uh-huh.

361
00:16:03,472 --> 00:16:05,540
the first choice for the
female lead in The Notebook?

362
00:16:05,608 --> 00:16:08,142
Yes.

363
00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:11,780
Yes, I was and I had to,
unfortunately, pass because of

364
00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:13,415
a scheduling conflict.

365
00:16:13,482 --> 00:16:14,416
We...

366
00:16:14,483 --> 00:16:15,583
We went over this.

367
00:16:15,651 --> 00:16:18,920
I graciously handed it to Rachel
McAdams and she did a fine job

368
00:16:18,987 --> 00:16:19,921
with the film.

369
00:16:19,988 --> 00:16:21,456
I'm secure enough to admit that.

370
00:16:21,524 --> 00:16:24,959
I'm finding all this hard to believe.

371
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,662
Oh, what
do you want to hear, Doc, huh?

372
00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:30,832
That I had cigarettes put
out on me when I was a kid?

373
00:16:30,899 --> 00:16:33,802
That this isn't a surgery scar, huh?

374
00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:35,403
That my father stabbed me? Huh?

375
00:16:35,471 --> 00:16:38,340
Okay, let me interrupt you
for a second, okay, because I

376
00:16:38,407 --> 00:16:42,009
think we have an example
happening right before our eyes.

377
00:16:42,077 --> 00:16:45,680
You're speaking right now with
a Brooklyn accent and yet...

378
00:16:45,748 --> 00:16:46,681
Boston.

379
00:16:46,749 --> 00:16:47,615
It was a Boston accent.

380
00:16:47,683 --> 00:16:49,417
The accent was clearly from Brooklyn.

381
00:16:49,485 --> 00:16:51,285
This isn't a surgery scar.

382
00:16:51,354 --> 00:16:52,253
No, you don't say scar.

383
00:16:52,321 --> 00:16:54,188
That's clearly Brook... Yes, I did.

384
00:16:54,256 --> 00:16:55,122
No.

385
00:16:55,190 --> 00:16:57,024
Okay, the point is, Dee... >>
It's a really good... Hmm?

386
00:16:57,092 --> 00:16:59,728
I just met your father and
I think that little bit was from

387
00:16:59,795 --> 00:17:00,895
Good Will Hunting.

388
00:17:00,963 --> 00:17:02,063
Yeah, he's not my father.

389
00:17:02,130 --> 00:17:02,997
That's a whole can of worms.

390
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:03,965
I don't want to go into it.

391
00:17:04,032 --> 00:17:05,834
But it was from Good Will Hunting.

392
00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:06,768
How-how did you enjoy it?

393
00:17:06,836 --> 00:17:08,670
I'd rather discuss the father issue.

394
00:17:08,738 --> 00:17:10,405
You know what, she really
wasn't that great, now that I

395
00:17:10,473 --> 00:17:11,205
think about it.

396
00:17:11,273 --> 00:17:12,039
Who?

397
00:17:12,107 --> 00:17:12,940
Rachel McAdams.

398
00:17:13,008 --> 00:17:14,709
Feel like I could've done a better job.

399
00:17:14,777 --> 00:17:16,678
Do you think that I would've
done a better job, with that

400
00:17:16,746 --> 00:17:17,579
Ryan Gosling?

401
00:17:17,646 --> 00:17:18,546
I've never seen you act.

402
00:17:18,614 --> 00:17:20,448
Oh, really?

403
00:17:20,516 --> 00:17:23,084
Uh... ta-da!

404
00:17:23,151 --> 00:17:25,253
I've been lying the whole time!

405
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,721
Oh!

406
00:17:26,789 --> 00:17:28,155
So, good, you admitted it.

407
00:17:28,223 --> 00:17:29,924
Uh-uh, that was acting.

408
00:17:29,992 --> 00:17:32,226
What I just... right there was acting.

409
00:17:32,294 --> 00:17:34,128
I said I was lying, and
that wasn't even true.

410
00:17:34,196 --> 00:17:34,996
That was acting.

411
00:17:35,063 --> 00:17:36,297
All right, so uh!

412
00:17:36,365 --> 00:17:37,465
You are...

413
00:17:37,533 --> 00:17:38,900
I am so... I'm good.

414
00:17:38,967 --> 00:17:42,470
I am so... How are you feeling
about all of what I'm doing?

415
00:17:42,538 --> 00:17:43,605
Did you like that?

416
00:17:43,672 --> 00:17:45,072
Did you think that was good?

417
00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:45,874
Tell me I'm good.

418
00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:46,941
Tell me it was good.

419
00:17:47,009 --> 00:17:47,776
Tell me I'm good.

420
00:17:47,843 --> 00:17:48,810
Tell me I'm good.

421
00:17:48,878 --> 00:17:49,711
Tell me that was good.

422
00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:50,512
Tell me I'm good.

423
00:17:50,579 --> 00:17:51,345
Tell me I'm good.

424
00:17:51,414 --> 00:17:52,947
Tell me I'm good... Tell me I'm good.

425
00:17:53,015 --> 00:17:53,782
Tell me I'm good.

426
00:17:53,849 --> 00:17:55,417
Tell me I'm good... Tell me I'm good.

427
00:17:55,484 --> 00:17:56,217
Tell me I'm good.

428
00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:57,051
You're good.

429
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:57,852
Thank you.

430
00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:58,686
Was it that hard?

431
00:17:59,555 --> 00:18:02,056
What is happening?

432
00:18:05,572 --> 00:18:06,305
Let it out.

433
00:18:06,373 --> 00:18:07,240
Let it out, Frank.

434
00:18:07,307 --> 00:18:11,077
Dennis, there was another
twin in your mother's womb.

435
00:18:11,764 --> 00:18:13,998
We were going to call him Donnie.

436
00:18:14,066 --> 00:18:18,302
You and Deandra devoured him
before he could be born.

437
00:18:18,370 --> 00:18:19,837
You gobbled him up.

438
00:18:19,905 --> 00:18:21,139
That can't possibly be true.

439
00:18:21,206 --> 00:18:22,740
Donnie!

440
00:18:22,808 --> 00:18:24,508
You would've been the good one.

441
00:18:24,576 --> 00:18:26,544
It would've been Bruce's
kid anyway, Frank.

442
00:18:26,611 --> 00:18:27,511
Jesus Christ.

443
00:18:27,579 --> 00:18:29,480
I can't take much more of this shit.

444
00:18:29,548 --> 00:18:30,447
It's starting to irritate me.

445
00:18:30,515 --> 00:18:33,985
Dennis, Dennis, you should do
some quadra-lift thrusters with me.

446
00:18:34,053 --> 00:18:35,619
Oh, better yet, get up on my shoulders.

447
00:18:35,688 --> 00:18:37,789
That's even better because then
I need more weight on my back.

448
00:18:37,856 --> 00:18:39,757
Mac, if you want to get
big, take a size pill.

449
00:18:39,825 --> 00:18:40,825
Take a size pill.

450
00:18:40,893 --> 00:18:42,026
No, thank you.

451
00:18:42,094 --> 00:18:44,295
What do you mean, "No, thank you"?

452
00:18:44,362 --> 00:18:45,262
Good for you.

453
00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:47,364
Yeah, I want to do this
the right way, Dennis.

454
00:18:47,432 --> 00:18:49,567
The therapist implied that
God wanted me to have bovine

455
00:18:49,634 --> 00:18:52,203
hormones and I think she's
going to get them for me.

456
00:18:52,270 --> 00:18:54,072
Dennis, can I give you some advice?

457
00:18:54,139 --> 00:18:55,139
Absolutely not.

458
00:18:55,207 --> 00:18:57,842
Look, hey, do what you want
to do in life, you know, and

459
00:18:57,910 --> 00:18:58,976
there's nothing wrong with that.

460
00:18:59,044 --> 00:19:00,111
Oh, what I want to do?

461
00:19:00,179 --> 00:19:02,279
Mmm, well... that's what I want to do.

462
00:19:02,347 --> 00:19:04,248
Oh, well, I applaud you for that.

463
00:19:04,316 --> 00:19:05,149
Absolutely, you know.

464
00:19:05,217 --> 00:19:05,983
Oh, good.

465
00:19:06,051 --> 00:19:08,252
And now know that, of course,
I'll come back at you with

466
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,220
everything that I have.

467
00:19:09,287 --> 00:19:10,888
What are you...?

468
00:19:12,457 --> 00:19:13,490
Get him, Charlie.

469
00:19:13,558 --> 00:19:15,426
Go ahead, get him.

470
00:19:15,493 --> 00:19:18,295
Get him, get him, get him, get him.

471
00:19:18,363 --> 00:19:19,330
Get him for Donnie.

472
00:19:19,397 --> 00:19:20,164
Get him.

473
00:19:20,232 --> 00:19:21,032
How's that? Huh?

474
00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:22,133
You having a white Christmas?

475
00:19:22,201 --> 00:19:23,935
You having a white
Christmas, you bitch?

476
00:19:24,002 --> 00:19:25,203
This ends now, lady.

477
00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:26,270
This ends now.

478
00:19:26,338 --> 00:19:29,040
You got Frank all messed up, you
got Mac not taking his size

479
00:19:29,108 --> 00:19:31,475
pills, you got Charlie thinking
that he's well-adjusted when

480
00:19:31,543 --> 00:19:32,643
he's the craziest of all.

481
00:19:32,711 --> 00:19:33,878
Stop calling me crazy!

482
00:19:33,946 --> 00:19:34,846
I'm not crazy.

483
00:19:34,913 --> 00:19:35,713
You're crazy, okay?

484
00:19:35,781 --> 00:19:37,648
You've been eating pigeon
all day and loving it.

485
00:19:37,716 --> 00:19:38,582
You all ate pigeon.

486
00:19:38,650 --> 00:19:39,416
What?

487
00:19:39,484 --> 00:19:40,218
What?

488
00:19:40,285 --> 00:19:41,886
Yeah, I served you pigeon, okay?

489
00:19:41,954 --> 00:19:43,821
I'm not going to spend my money
on a pheasant when I can get a

490
00:19:43,889 --> 00:19:45,156
perfectly good street bird.

491
00:19:45,224 --> 00:19:47,024
All right, you ate pigeon...

492
00:19:47,092 --> 00:19:48,259
Oh, my God!

493
00:19:48,326 --> 00:19:49,393
Jesus Christ, Charlie.

494
00:19:49,461 --> 00:19:50,394
Screw it.

495
00:19:50,462 --> 00:19:51,262
Tell him I'm not crazy.

496
00:19:51,329 --> 00:19:52,964
You are... you know
what, I don't care.

497
00:19:53,031 --> 00:19:54,665
I'm going to get my stomach pumped.

498
00:19:54,733 --> 00:19:56,987
Lady, you got to finish this, okay?
Give us answers now.

499
00:19:57,470 --> 00:20:02,572
Well, I think we've made
some great steps today.

500
00:20:02,692 --> 00:20:03,643
Dishes!

501
00:20:04,213 --> 00:20:06,010
- What?
- Dishes.

502
00:20:06,078 --> 00:20:09,914
- There is much more at play
here than just... - Dishes!

503
00:20:09,982 --> 00:20:12,784
So you want me to just tell you who...
Dishes.

504
00:20:12,851 --> 00:20:13,584
Dishes.

505
00:20:13,652 --> 00:20:17,354
On a severe dysfunctional...
Dishes, dishes,

506
00:20:17,422 --> 00:20:25,528
dishes, dishes, dishes, dishes, dishes,
dishes, dishes... Okay, okay!

507
00:20:25,648 --> 00:20:27,124
Dee, do the dishes.

508
00:20:27,347 --> 00:20:28,182
Boom!

509
00:20:29,452 --> 00:20:31,019
Blah!

510
00:20:31,086 --> 00:20:33,121
I feel like a weight has been lifted.

511
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,088
You're a good therapist.

512
00:20:34,156 --> 00:20:35,056
She is pretty good.

513
00:20:35,124 --> 00:20:36,157
That's good.

514
00:20:36,225 --> 00:20:38,794
You goddamn dirty...
Oh, I got an idea.

515
00:20:38,861 --> 00:20:40,687
I'll do the dishes, okay?

516
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,208
Oh, there's the dishes.

517
00:20:42,276 --> 00:20:43,309
Guys like that?

518
00:20:43,377 --> 00:20:44,244
Are you happy now?

519
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,145
Here's some dishes.

520
00:20:45,212 --> 00:20:46,279
You screwed me, you bitch.

521
00:20:46,347 --> 00:20:49,449
There's the dishes, all
really nice and clean.

522
00:20:49,517 --> 00:20:50,450
Good idea.

523
00:20:50,570 --> 00:20:51,995
Dee, do the dishes.

524
00:20:52,115 --> 00:20:54,868
Here, I got it, I got it. Do I need help?

525
00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:57,993
No, sit tight, please, have a beer.
I'll do the dishes.

526
00:20:58,113 --> 00:21:00,831
I got it, please, help yourself
to the desert.

527
00:21:00,951 --> 00:21:03,765
It's in the refrigerator.

528
00:21:03,885 --> 00:21:07,054
You like this, huh?
Here's the dishes.

529
00:21:07,698 --> 00:21:17,698
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