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Something outside the box.

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Come on, people.

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You agree with me.

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The shareholders meeting is next week.

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If we don't act fast, this company will
be stripped down and sold for scrap.

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I say we cut a deal
with the Wheeler Group.

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You want to make a deal with the
people who are threatening to gut us?

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What choice do we have?

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No.

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There is one man who
can save this company.

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Its founder.

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The man is from a different era.

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He's a Neanderthal, an animal.

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Yeah, and just the animal we need.

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Bring in... the warthog.

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Hey, Frank, how do you
know that these are crow's eggs?

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Because I saw a crow.

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Hurry up.

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I can't stay here much longer.

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Oh, my God, there's a whole
untapped world of bird eggs that

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we're not even taking advantage of.

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Get the phone!

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Hello?

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Is this the warthog?

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I ain't heard that name in a long time.

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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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Five, four, three, two, one!

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Oh, boom, 24 hours is up.

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The found wallet is ours.

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Let's pop this bad boy
open and see what we've won.

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Mr. Brian LeFeve from Quebec, you lose.

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Boom, I got your wallet.

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Boom, I got your credit cards.

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Boom, I got your money.

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Oh, shit.

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Is that Canadian?

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Ah, throw it in the trash.

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I'm not gonna throw it in the trash.

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Might be worth more than ours.

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We'll exchange it.

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What's this?

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Phillies ticket.

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For today!

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Oh, shit, looks like we're
going to the Phillies game.

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Always check your breath.

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Right.

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And when you shake their hands,
make sure your hands are bone dry.

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Dry hands.

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Never wet and clammy.

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I got it.

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Guys, quick announcement.

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I'm gonna be popping these crow's eggs
in the fridge here so they don't spoil.

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Do not touch them.

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They are ours.

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We won't.

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Guys, why are you dressed like that?

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There's some scumbag company
that's trying to take over the

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business that I founded, and
I'm not gonna stand for that.

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Yeah, no, we're not gonna stand for that.

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Frank's taking me under his wing;
he's gonna teach me how to

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swim with the sharks.

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Charlie can't read.

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He'll adapt.

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He'll adapt to reading?

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Okay, you know what, we
don't need them, all right?

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We have plenty of fun
things to do today, okay?

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That's right, while you guys
are crunching numbers, we're

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gonna be soaking up some sun at
the Phillies game, courtesy of

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one Mr. Brian LeFeve.

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Who the hell is that?

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The guy whose wallet we found at the bar.

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What are you gonna do if
he comes looking for it?

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Uh, tell him to suck a boner.

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Exactly.

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Boom, I got your wallet.

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Boom, I got your credit cards.

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Boom, I got your Phillies tickets.

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Yeah, I've never been in... Whoa.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh, my God.

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Awesome.

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Oh, fine dining and baseball food.

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There's more.

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Hey! Oh!

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Free batteries!

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

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Calm down, calm down.

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What's in here?

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Free shit, free shit.

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Guys, calm down.

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Look at all these coasters.

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Jesus Christ.

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Act like you belong here.

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Now listen to me.

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The fact that we're in a box
leads me to believe that there

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are definitely gonna be other
people coming here today,

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and they're probably gonna be
friends with this LeFeve guy.

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So we need to talk about
an exit strategy.

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We don't want to get caught.

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Okay, exit strategy.

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All right, I'll run the op.

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This the only entrance and/or
exit, therefore if somebody

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comes in, I will spring off
the balcony to safety.

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No, no, no, no.

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That's a 50-foot drop.

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Yes, of course, and I'm a professional,
so I will tuck and roll.

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Oh, you're gonna tuck and
roll through a 50-foot drop?

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Dennis, if I had a gun with me, I'd be
spraying bullets into the air as I fell.

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No, no, no, we don't have time for
these types of scenarios, okay?

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I'm talking about coming up with a
real plan, a real exit strategy.

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If we get caught, we could get in a lot of...
Excuse me, is one of you

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Brian LeFeve?

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Oh, uh, yeah, yeah, hi.

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It's nice to finally put
a face to the name.

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I'm Andrew Kane.

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Of course.

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And Bill Larkin.

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Oh, Bill, okay, now see, from
our conversations, I would have

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pegged you for Bill. Crazy?

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Oh, yeah, we get that sometimes.

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Yeah?

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And that must make you Prudence LeFeve.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah. Hi, honey.

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Hi.

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And you are?

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Vic Vinegar, bodyguard.

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I don't shake, so don't even try.

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Bodyguard?

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Yeah, I mean, he's
really more of a driver.

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He drives us around.

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I protect their bodies.

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He protects the car.

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Well, I mean, we got all
week to talk about business.

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So, uh, let's just kick back
and watch this game, huh?

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Who needs a beer?

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I do.

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Oh, I'd love a beer.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Vic, you're working.

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You're working.

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You are. A bodyguard, you
got to drive, too, stupid.

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Yeah.

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Cheers.

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I'm not stupid. Not stupid.

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All right.

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Charlie, I want a list of the
top ten shareholders of the

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company ASAP, and call the press.

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Put out a press release.

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Tell them the warthog
is back in business.

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Also, there are too many
minorities and women working

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here. What's up with that?

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I got all that. I'm on it.

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I'm on it.

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Excuse me, excuse me, who is this man?

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Charles Kelly.

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I'm gonna be advising the
warthog in matters of business

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and all the what have you.

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Oh, everything.

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Right-hand man, you got it?

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I mean, there's gonna be some changes
around here, you understand?

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Ah, look at this.

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This poor kid, nobody's helping him.

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Hey, hey, kid.

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What's happening?

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What is it?

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Sorry, sir.

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The darn thing won't print.

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You mind if I take a look-see?

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Oh, no.

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I think it's a paper jam.

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Yeah, there's the culprit.

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Thanks, Mr. Warthog.

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A jam, it was in the tray
three, and you didn't check.

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It was hiding back there.

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It was like a little piece of paper.

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Let me... Whoa, let me
ask you a question.

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Did I just do your job for you?

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Excuse me?

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Did I? Did I just do your job for you?

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Uh, I-I guess so.

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You're fired.

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Get the hell out of here.

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Go on, pack your shit
up and get out of here.

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If we're gonna turn this company
around, we got to start cutting

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the crust off this shit sandwich.

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Fire in the hole, everybody.

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Come on, work.

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So, what do you think of our
latest proposal, LeFeve?

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I think closing at 31's a
pretty fair deal, don't you?

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31? Well, you know, guys, these things
tend to be a little complicated.

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Oh, I
think ya can do better.

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Oh, you looked over the proposal?

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She glanced at it.

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We're not... Tell us more about it.

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Yah, I sure did, and I tell you
what, I seen better-looking

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moose turds in Rick Moranis'

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backyard, ya hosers. Mm?

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She's got a sense of humor that would just...
You know, it gets frustrating.

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Hey, come talk to me for a second.

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Excuse me, guys.

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Just...

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What the hell are you doing, Dee?

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We're Canadian.

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You sound like a cartoon character.

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Guys, let's get out of here.

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Everybody's treating me like the help.

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Well, you should have thought about that
before you blurted out, "bodyguard."

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Mm. Oh, I got an idea.

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Promote me to vice president.

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That way, we can talk shop.

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Mac, these gentlemen are courting
me for my business savvy.

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How's it gonna reflect on me if
I promote my bodyguard to VP

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after a two-minute
conversation at a ball game?

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Mm-hmm.

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It's not gonna reflect on you at all
because you're not Brian LeFeve.

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I'm not what?

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Dude, clearly you were floundering.

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Mac, I was gathering information so
that I can more fully become this man.

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Look, look, this is about
much more than just business.

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This is about the thrill of
wearing another man's skin.

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Feeling his innermost wants and
desires and being in control

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of his every single move.

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That's how you get off.

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Now don't you guys want
to get off with me?

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I don't know.

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What?

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I want you to get off with me.

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Okay, okay.

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Just follow my lead.

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Guys, we're gonna get off together.

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Gentlemen, I'm just
confused about one thing.

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Now, you got me out of bed,
you put me on a plane, rolled

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out the red carpet for, what was it, 31?

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Vic, get my coat.

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Let's get out of here.

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Now hold on a second, LeFeve.

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Give us a shot.

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We will persuade you.

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Get ready for a great week.

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A little longer in the sock, huh?

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Higher in the thigh.

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So tell me the rundown
for tomorrow, Charlie.

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Okay. We got a 8:30

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appointment in the morning to
play racquetball in these new

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outfits, then we're gonna head over to
Barneys, we're gonna shop for Rolexes.

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After that, we zip by Atwater
where you're having your office

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completely redone back to
its former 1980's glory.

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And then we have a 5:00 sushi
dinner with Mr. Nakashori.

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That all sound right?

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Whoo! Sounds great, Charlie.

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Good. Well, Frank, I'm a little
confused about one thing.

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What's that?

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Who pays for all this?

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What do you mean, who pays for it?

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The company pays for it.

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All right, well, then
here's my second question.

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What does Atwater make?

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What do you mean, like, how much
money does the company make?

260
00:09:35,184 --> 00:09:38,453
Oh, no, I mean what do we make?

261
00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:39,487
I don't follow.

262
00:09:39,555 --> 00:09:40,421
We make money.

263
00:09:40,489 --> 00:09:42,557
No, I know we make money.

264
00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:44,792
I mean, what do we create?

265
00:09:44,861 --> 00:09:45,660
We create wealth.

266
00:09:45,728 --> 00:09:49,998
No, no, I mean, what do we build,
what do we design, you know?

267
00:09:50,066 --> 00:09:52,400
Because I have some ideas that
could really help the company.

268
00:09:52,468 --> 00:09:54,102
Charlie, Charlie, Charlie,
we don't build anything.

269
00:09:54,170 --> 00:09:56,004
Leave that to the Chinks.

270
00:09:56,072 --> 00:09:58,639
Speaking of which, I want this
sushi dinner to be the tits.

271
00:09:58,707 --> 00:10:01,542
Oh, okay, so you want it to
be, like, really expensive.

272
00:10:01,610 --> 00:10:06,181
No, I want to eat sushi off
of some Jap broad's tits.

273
00:10:06,249 --> 00:10:08,483
Hmm.

274
00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:17,259
All right, guys, listen,
I whipped us up a couple

275
00:10:17,326 --> 00:10:19,627
of backstories here, so
take a look at these cards.

276
00:10:19,695 --> 00:10:21,596
On the front, you're gonna find
your biographical information.

277
00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:23,531
On the back, that's your
emotional blueprint.

278
00:10:23,599 --> 00:10:24,232
Hmm.

279
00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:25,633
I have my own backstory, Dennis.

280
00:10:25,701 --> 00:10:27,903
I'm an entrepreneurial bodyguard
with his own line of fitness

281
00:10:27,970 --> 00:10:28,536
products.

282
00:10:28,604 --> 00:10:29,938
I want to pitch the guys out.

283
00:10:30,006 --> 00:10:32,974
No, no, guys, guy, please,
you got to trust me, okay?

284
00:10:33,042 --> 00:10:35,977
Just follow my lead, and I am
gonna get you off in ways you

285
00:10:36,045 --> 00:10:36,811
never believed existed.

286
00:10:36,879 --> 00:10:37,979
I'm in.

287
00:10:38,047 --> 00:10:40,848
I'm not. I don't even know
what you're talking about.

288
00:10:40,917 --> 00:10:42,317
I just want to do some business stuff.

289
00:10:42,385 --> 00:10:43,118
No.

290
00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:47,755
Okay, LeFeve, we have a
surprise you are gonna love.

291
00:10:47,823 --> 00:10:48,656
Ah, really?

292
00:10:48,724 --> 00:10:51,893
Trust me, we know exactly what you like.

293
00:10:51,961 --> 00:10:53,194
Head on down to the members'

294
00:10:53,262 --> 00:10:57,532
locker room and see for yourself.

295
00:10:57,599 --> 00:10:59,267
Dennis, I have business savvy.

296
00:10:59,335 --> 00:11:01,869
I can be more than just
the bodyguard, okay?

297
00:11:01,938 --> 00:11:02,703
I've got ideas.

298
00:11:02,771 --> 00:11:03,638
Oh, you got ideas?

299
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,506
Pitch me one of your ideas right now.

300
00:11:05,574 --> 00:11:06,808
Right now?

301
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,276
Off the top of my head?

302
00:11:08,344 --> 00:11:09,010
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

303
00:11:09,078 --> 00:11:09,610
Um, bodyguards.

304
00:11:09,678 --> 00:11:12,080
What about bodyguards?

305
00:11:12,148 --> 00:11:14,149
Training bodyguards, putting
them in a facility and...

306
00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:15,050
What about them?

307
00:11:15,117 --> 00:11:16,284
Oh, what about a resort?

308
00:11:16,352 --> 00:11:17,652
That's a totally different thing.

309
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,720
Are you saying that because
we're in a resort?

310
00:11:19,788 --> 00:11:20,822
Stick to the one thing.

311
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:21,622
What about bodyguards?

312
00:11:21,690 --> 00:11:22,523
A resort for bodyguards?

313
00:11:22,591 --> 00:11:23,425
Oh, my God.

314
00:11:23,492 --> 00:11:25,827
Oh, hey, you must be Mr. LeFeve?

315
00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:26,894
Uh, yeah, that's me.

316
00:11:26,963 --> 00:11:29,064
Surprise. I'm all yours.

317
00:11:29,131 --> 00:11:32,700
I was told there'd just be one,
but I can take both of you.

318
00:11:32,768 --> 00:11:35,036
Might get a little sore, but I'll manage.

319
00:11:35,104 --> 00:11:37,038
Okay, well, I'm out of here.

320
00:11:37,106 --> 00:11:39,441
Okay. Wait. What?

321
00:11:39,508 --> 00:11:41,142
Hey, hey, where you going?

322
00:11:41,210 --> 00:11:44,479
LeFeve's into banging little Asian
boys, so we're done, right?

323
00:11:44,546 --> 00:11:47,248
If we're gonna do this thing,
we need to see things through.

324
00:11:47,316 --> 00:11:50,818
Dennis, are you gonna have
sex with a tiny Asian boy?

325
00:11:50,886 --> 00:11:54,889
I'm gonna see how far I can go.

326
00:11:54,957 --> 00:11:55,623
Okay.

327
00:11:55,691 --> 00:11:56,524
Are you with me?

328
00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:58,059
No. No, I'm going to leave now.

329
00:11:58,127 --> 00:12:00,195
That's your goddamn problem,
pal, you don't know your limits

330
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:01,997
'cause you're not willing
to push yourself.

331
00:12:02,064 --> 00:12:02,930
I know my limits!

332
00:12:02,999 --> 00:12:04,065
This is my limit. I quit.

333
00:12:04,133 --> 00:12:04,665
You quit?

334
00:12:04,733 --> 00:12:05,266
Yes!

335
00:12:05,334 --> 00:12:07,969
Well, guess what, pal, you can't
quit 'cause you're fired, Vic!

336
00:12:08,037 --> 00:12:08,936
You're out of here!

337
00:12:09,005 --> 00:12:10,872
See? You got no commitment, Vinegar!

338
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,507
You're finished!

339
00:12:12,574 --> 00:12:16,111
You're never gonna get anywhere in life!

340
00:12:17,746 --> 00:12:21,549
All right, LeFeve, time to put
your money where your mouth is.

341
00:12:21,617 --> 00:12:24,119
Let's kick things up a notch.

342
00:12:25,554 --> 00:12:27,989
So, only the ones set of clubs?

343
00:12:28,057 --> 00:12:30,191
Yeah, you're a caddy.

344
00:12:30,259 --> 00:12:33,261
Clubs... This is a golf...
Good. Yeah, okay.

345
00:12:33,329 --> 00:12:36,297
Well, that's better than
what I was about to...

346
00:12:36,365 --> 00:12:40,301
Whoo! Let me, um...
Give me a minute.

347
00:12:40,369 --> 00:12:41,669
I need to switch gears.

348
00:12:41,737 --> 00:12:42,837
I almost... Yeah.

349
00:12:42,905 --> 00:12:45,073
Take your time.

350
00:12:49,945 --> 00:12:52,514
Okay, first off, your dry
cleaning's all done, the

351
00:12:52,581 --> 00:12:53,515
company jet's been upgraded.

352
00:12:53,582 --> 00:12:55,383
I got rid of that piece of trash.

353
00:12:55,451 --> 00:12:56,017
Nice!

354
00:12:56,085 --> 00:12:58,819
Okay, now, secondly, I found
out who the controlling

355
00:12:58,887 --> 00:12:59,987
shareholder of Atwater is.

356
00:13:00,056 --> 00:13:00,688
Who?

357
00:13:00,756 --> 00:13:03,358
Brian LeFeve.

358
00:13:03,426 --> 00:13:04,259
Who?

359
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:05,893
Brian LeFeve.

360
00:13:05,961 --> 00:13:06,727
The wallet they found?

361
00:13:06,795 --> 00:13:07,328
Holy shit!

362
00:13:07,396 --> 00:13:07,929
Yeah.

363
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,597
He was probably there to see me.

364
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,766
Dennis has been going around
pretending to be him, and

365
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,168
stringing along the Wheeler guys.

366
00:13:13,235 --> 00:13:14,035
This is great, Charlie.

367
00:13:14,103 --> 00:13:17,439
We keep the Wheeler guys off
our asses, and we fix Atwater!

368
00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:19,040
Huh? Good move.

369
00:13:19,108 --> 00:13:20,075
Right? Pretty good.

370
00:13:20,142 --> 00:13:20,942
Oh, Nakashori's here.

371
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:23,445
Yeah, but this is...
Hello, Mr. Nakashori.

372
00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:26,314
Ah, welcome, welcome.

373
00:13:26,382 --> 00:13:31,619
You bring us a great honor
to join with us, and we have

374
00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:36,157
many a naked woman and the
fish of pleasure for you...

375
00:13:36,225 --> 00:13:37,992
Charlie, what are you doing?

376
00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:40,061
What are you talking broken English for?

377
00:13:40,129 --> 00:13:42,063
I thought they could
understand me better if I...

378
00:13:42,131 --> 00:13:43,231
No, no, no. Sit down.

379
00:13:43,299 --> 00:13:46,734
Let's eat some sushi and
we'll talk business later.

380
00:13:46,802 --> 00:13:48,470
Enjoy yourself.

381
00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:50,238
So...

382
00:13:50,306 --> 00:13:52,340
A few interesting facts about our city.

383
00:13:52,408 --> 00:13:56,478
Uh, there's been an abundance
of crow eggs all around Philly.

384
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:59,314
Uh, and crows seem to be getting bigger.

385
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:01,583
By the year and the day, even.

386
00:14:01,650 --> 00:14:04,018
And their eggs, of course,
are getting bigger as well.

387
00:14:04,086 --> 00:14:08,123
Perhaps our companies, with this
information, could find a way to

388
00:14:08,190 --> 00:14:12,293
create some products off these new...
Charlie, Charlie...

389
00:14:12,361 --> 00:14:13,561
Excuse us.

390
00:14:13,629 --> 00:14:15,396
Charlie, come here, listen to me.

391
00:14:15,464 --> 00:14:16,197
Look at me.

392
00:14:16,265 --> 00:14:16,998
Yeah.

393
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:17,798
You're fired.

394
00:14:17,866 --> 00:14:18,633
What?

395
00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:19,434
You're fired.

396
00:14:19,502 --> 00:14:20,235
Why?

397
00:14:20,302 --> 00:14:22,137
Because you're not getting it.

398
00:14:22,204 --> 00:14:23,004
It's not sinkin' in.

399
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:23,804
I don't get it?

400
00:14:23,872 --> 00:14:24,606
No.

401
00:14:24,673 --> 00:14:26,307
Where did you get that awesome
insider info from, about

402
00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:27,108
Brian LeFeve, huh?

403
00:14:27,176 --> 00:14:27,908
That was pretty big.

404
00:14:27,976 --> 00:14:28,809
Well, that was good, Charlie.

405
00:14:28,877 --> 00:14:30,077
That's good.

406
00:14:30,146 --> 00:14:35,216
But you keep talking about products
and quality and-and making things...

407
00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:40,455
I'm sorry.

408
00:14:40,523 --> 00:14:41,665
You're out.

409
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,889
Well, thanks for the insider info,
Mac, but that did not work.

410
00:14:57,185 --> 00:14:59,117
Frank canned me.

411
00:14:59,237 --> 00:15:00,003
He did?

412
00:15:00,071 --> 00:15:00,804
Yeah!

413
00:15:00,872 --> 00:15:01,638
What a dick!

414
00:15:01,706 --> 00:15:04,088
You know Dennis wouldn't even
listen to my business ideas?

415
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:04,942
Are you serious?

416
00:15:05,009 --> 00:15:06,743
I'm brimming with all these
great business ideas.

417
00:15:06,811 --> 00:15:07,986
Oh, tell me about it.
I don't know what to do with it.

418
00:15:08,106 --> 00:15:10,067
Oh, my God, I pitched so many good ideas...
or I tried to, at least.

419
00:15:10,134 --> 00:15:12,035
And Frank shoots 'em down,
'cause he doesn't care about...

420
00:15:12,103 --> 00:15:13,737
I wish we could go into
business together, you know?

421
00:15:13,804 --> 00:15:15,404
That would be... that would
be good, it would make sense.

422
00:15:15,472 --> 00:15:17,841
Yeah, well, I feel like you and I...
you and I understand each other.

423
00:15:17,908 --> 00:15:18,641
We click, you know?

424
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,645
I have to warn you, though, that
it's all about the product for me.

425
00:15:20,765 --> 00:15:21,807
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

426
00:15:21,927 --> 00:15:23,132
That's what I was saying
to Frank the entire time.

427
00:15:23,243 --> 00:15:24,976
That's what people care
about, is the product.

428
00:15:25,044 --> 00:15:26,513
It's all about the product, right?
He only cares about money.

429
00:15:26,622 --> 00:15:27,455
Money has nothing to do with it.

430
00:15:27,523 --> 00:15:29,924
It's about a... Oh... You
and I are on the same page.

431
00:15:29,992 --> 00:15:32,628
I know, we're always clicking with... And we
have insane business savvy, and I feel like...

432
00:15:33,124 --> 00:15:34,143
Excuse me.

433
00:15:36,301 --> 00:15:37,522
I need to speak to the owners.

434
00:15:37,642 --> 00:15:38,376
Yeah, that's us.

435
00:15:38,444 --> 00:15:39,210
Yeah, yeah.

436
00:15:39,278 --> 00:15:41,255
Does the name Brian LeFeve
mean anything to you guys?

437
00:15:49,421 --> 00:15:52,237
Okay, LeFeve, enough.

438
00:15:52,357 --> 00:15:55,960
We took you out the yacht, we took you
to the zoo, we took you to that massage

439
00:15:56,027 --> 00:15:58,262
parlor and paid to have
them jerk you both off.

440
00:15:58,349 --> 00:15:59,315
The meeting's about to start.

441
00:15:59,383 --> 00:16:01,017
We need to know, are you
going to sell or not?

442
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,846
Guys, we are almost there.

443
00:16:02,966 --> 00:16:04,800
I promise you, we are so close.

444
00:16:04,868 --> 00:16:06,936
Oh, okay!

445
00:16:07,056 --> 00:16:11,207
All right, I want to welcome all
of you Atwater investors, and

446
00:16:11,275 --> 00:16:18,448
especially our controlling
shareholder, Mr. Brian LeFeve.

447
00:16:18,515 --> 00:16:19,682
Thanks, Frank.

448
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:20,650
Oh.

449
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:21,551
Thank you.

450
00:16:21,619 --> 00:16:22,352
All right.

451
00:16:22,419 --> 00:16:26,289
I'm very excited about your passion for the
company, so let's get right down to business.

452
00:16:26,357 --> 00:16:27,957
Not so fast!

453
00:16:28,024 --> 00:16:30,126
There's something you all
need to know about Atwater!

454
00:16:31,695 --> 00:16:33,829
Prepare to have your minds blown.

455
00:16:33,897 --> 00:16:34,731
We got a video.

456
00:16:34,798 --> 00:16:35,732
Boom!

457
00:16:35,799 --> 00:16:36,699
Huh?

458
00:16:39,069 --> 00:16:39,802
What up?

459
00:16:39,870 --> 00:16:42,338
Are you ready for the best idea ever?

460
00:16:42,406 --> 00:16:43,439
Do you have money?

461
00:16:43,507 --> 00:16:45,841
Do you want even more money?

462
00:16:45,909 --> 00:16:47,377
Well, guess what?

463
00:16:47,444 --> 00:16:50,980
We've got a great idea for you.

464
00:16:51,047 --> 00:16:54,350
I... no, I told you not to... stay out
of my peripheral through the whole...

465
00:16:54,418 --> 00:16:55,184
two, one.

466
00:16:55,252 --> 00:16:55,985
Fight Milk!

467
00:16:56,052 --> 00:17:02,992
The first alcoholic, dairy-based protein
drink for bodyguards... By bodyguard!

468
00:17:03,059 --> 00:17:05,361
I drink it every morning so
I can fight like the crow.

469
00:17:06,430 --> 00:17:07,163
Just get out of the way.

470
00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:07,997
There we go.

471
00:17:08,064 --> 00:17:10,400
It's all about the product shot.

472
00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:11,066
Where do I stand?

473
00:17:11,134 --> 00:17:14,671
Don't do the whole... I wanted for
them to see the whole... Fight Milk!

474
00:17:15,972 --> 00:17:17,072
Crow's egg!

475
00:17:18,309 --> 00:17:19,442
Milk!

476
00:17:20,577 --> 00:17:22,278
Made fresh.

477
00:17:22,346 --> 00:17:24,146
By bodyguards.

478
00:17:24,214 --> 00:17:25,147
And Charlie.

479
00:17:25,215 --> 00:17:25,893
What up?

480
00:17:26,013 --> 00:17:29,352
Watch as profits soar high as a crow.

481
00:17:33,984 --> 00:17:36,253
Watch your profits soar high as a crow.

482
00:17:37,155 --> 00:17:37,921
Ow.

483
00:17:37,988 --> 00:17:38,721
Sorry.

484
00:17:38,789 --> 00:17:40,463
Wait, I thought we said I was gonna...
Profits... Yeah, go with your right.

485
00:17:40,591 --> 00:17:41,357
To the right hand.

486
00:17:41,425 --> 00:17:42,992
Uh, anyway, who wants to invest?

487
00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:44,994
So what's this got to do with Atwater?

488
00:17:45,062 --> 00:17:45,828
Oh, nothing.

489
00:17:45,896 --> 00:17:48,031
No, um, we just didn't want
to lead with the Atwater news

490
00:17:48,098 --> 00:17:50,800
because we figured you wouldn't
stick around to watch the video.

491
00:17:50,868 --> 00:17:52,682
So what's the news?

492
00:17:52,802 --> 00:17:53,602
Oh! Yeah, right.

493
00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:55,771
Well, that's not Brian LeFeve!

494
00:17:57,907 --> 00:18:00,242
This is Brian LeFeve.

495
00:18:01,444 --> 00:18:02,344
Yeah.

496
00:18:02,412 --> 00:18:04,513
Yeah, apparently he came to the
bar to talk to Frank, and I

497
00:18:04,581 --> 00:18:07,750
didn't recognize him from his
picture in his wallet, but I did

498
00:18:07,817 --> 00:18:09,852
recognize it when I saw that
dead face in the morgue.

499
00:18:09,919 --> 00:18:11,553
Yeah, I was like, I
remember that dude, yeah.

500
00:18:11,621 --> 00:18:12,554
Yeah.

501
00:18:12,622 --> 00:18:14,423
He came to the bar, and I
remember he had to take a piss.

502
00:18:14,491 --> 00:18:16,958
Yeah, he was having a couple drinks and then...
But Charlie was in the

503
00:18:17,026 --> 00:18:17,893
bathroom cleaning it out.

504
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:18,727
I was working.

505
00:18:18,795 --> 00:18:20,529
I'm like, "Dude, take
it out to the alley."

506
00:18:20,597 --> 00:18:23,665
And then I guess he's out in the alley,
he comes back in, he forgot his wallet.

507
00:18:23,733 --> 00:18:24,700
Mac's like, "ID please."

508
00:18:24,768 --> 00:18:26,869
Yeah, he doesn't get in without an ID.

509
00:18:26,936 --> 00:18:27,669
That's just the rule.

510
00:18:27,737 --> 00:18:29,671
The guy's got no ID, so now he's
roaming around the alleyway

511
00:18:29,739 --> 00:18:30,606
looking for his wallet.

512
00:18:30,673 --> 00:18:33,308
Crackhead comes up to him, says,
"Hey, man, give me your money."

513
00:18:33,376 --> 00:18:35,310
And the guy's like, "I
can't, I got no money."

514
00:18:35,378 --> 00:18:36,211
And he's like, "Bullshit."

515
00:18:36,279 --> 00:18:38,781
He got stabbed a bunch around
the abdomen and... uh, kind of

516
00:18:38,848 --> 00:18:42,350
bled out and sort of died.

517
00:18:42,419 --> 00:18:43,218
Why do you got his finger?

518
00:18:43,286 --> 00:18:44,185
Oh.

519
00:18:45,187 --> 00:18:47,923
Well, the whole finger thing is...
This was a miscommunication.

520
00:18:47,990 --> 00:18:48,990
This is a stupid thing, man.

521
00:18:49,058 --> 00:18:51,493
This guy here... He's like,
"Dude, get a fingerprint."

522
00:18:51,561 --> 00:18:52,561
And I heard, "Get a fingertip."

523
00:18:52,629 --> 00:18:54,630
And I chopped his finger off
really quick and then I'm like,

524
00:18:54,697 --> 00:18:55,464
"Is this what you want?"

525
00:18:55,532 --> 00:18:56,632
He starts screaming, you know.

526
00:18:56,699 --> 00:18:58,300
Hey, wait a minute, wait
a minute, wait a minute.

527
00:18:58,367 --> 00:19:02,370
If Brian LeFeve is dead... then
who the hell are these people?

528
00:19:02,439 --> 00:19:06,074
Just a couple of people
who totally got off, bro.

529
00:19:06,142 --> 00:19:07,075
What?

530
00:19:07,143 --> 00:19:07,876
You did?

531
00:19:07,944 --> 00:19:09,511
Mm... Are you serious?

532
00:19:09,579 --> 00:19:10,345
Mm-hmm, yeah.

533
00:19:10,413 --> 00:19:11,313
Just... during this?

534
00:19:12,381 --> 00:19:13,615
Big time, yeah.

535
00:19:13,683 --> 00:19:15,551
Oh, yeah, I got off a couple
times when we were watching the

536
00:19:15,618 --> 00:19:16,418
video presentation.

537
00:19:16,486 --> 00:19:18,186
Then when he called me out
for not being Brian LeFeve?

538
00:19:18,254 --> 00:19:19,668
Whoo, that got me big time.

539
00:19:19,788 --> 00:19:20,521
That did it?

540
00:19:20,589 --> 00:19:21,355
Oh, man, did I get off.

541
00:19:21,423 --> 00:19:22,507
Yeah, and then he showed the finger.

542
00:19:22,627 --> 00:19:24,825
- That was the big one.
- A dead finger got you off.

543
00:19:24,893 --> 00:19:25,964
- That was the climax, really.
- I am so confused.

544
00:19:26,084 --> 00:19:28,028
Oh, my God, it was amazing.

545
00:19:28,096 --> 00:19:28,862
It was mostly sexual.

546
00:19:28,930 --> 00:19:29,664
God damn you, okay?

547
00:19:29,731 --> 00:19:30,498
You know what?

548
00:19:30,566 --> 00:19:32,300
I could've gotten some
cash out of these men.

549
00:19:32,367 --> 00:19:34,134
I could've gotten a free pair of
shoes, but no, you said, "Hang

550
00:19:34,203 --> 00:19:36,003
in there, I'll help you get off,
I'll help you get off, Dee.

551
00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:36,904
I'll show you how to do it."

552
00:19:36,971 --> 00:19:38,706
And then you leave me all on my
own to try and just get off all

553
00:19:38,773 --> 00:19:40,369
by myself without even... I
did everything that I could.

554
00:19:40,489 --> 00:19:41,632
I don't understand why
you couldn't get off.

555
00:19:41,752 --> 00:19:42,485
It's not my fault.

556
00:19:42,553 --> 00:19:43,486
Some women just don't know how.

557
00:19:43,554 --> 00:19:44,288
What?

558
00:19:44,355 --> 00:19:45,222
I don't know what it is.

559
00:19:45,290 --> 00:19:46,023
You know?

560
00:19:46,090 --> 00:19:47,824
Sometimes it's only the guy who gets off.

561
00:19:47,892 --> 00:19:50,460
Well, look, I don't know what
the hell's going on over there.

562
00:19:50,528 --> 00:19:53,931
But I can tell you something,
that there is something really,

563
00:19:53,998 --> 00:19:57,034
palpable, wonderful going on over here.

564
00:19:57,101 --> 00:19:59,469
I love this company.

565
00:19:59,537 --> 00:20:01,885
I love it more than life.

566
00:20:02,005 --> 00:20:03,206
I built this company with these hands.

567
00:20:03,274 --> 00:20:04,841
Built it from the ground up.

568
00:20:04,909 --> 00:20:07,144
This is a comp...

569
00:20:07,211 --> 00:20:09,779
Excuse me.

570
00:20:09,847 --> 00:20:12,249
Hello?

571
00:20:12,317 --> 00:20:13,780
It's done?

572
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,964
Oh. Good.

573
00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:16,719
Right.

574
00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:21,116
All right, that's it. It's over, you can all go.
The company's gone.

575
00:20:21,592 --> 00:20:23,152
What are you talking about?

576
00:20:23,272 --> 00:20:26,578
I stripped the company, sold it to
the Chinks, and they shut it down.

577
00:20:27,641 --> 00:20:29,609
In a sense, you're all fired.

578
00:20:29,676 --> 00:20:30,576
Out.

579
00:20:30,644 --> 00:20:31,410
You can all go.

580
00:20:31,478 --> 00:20:32,325
Thank you, and good-bye.

581
00:20:32,445 --> 00:20:33,443
Get out, get out, go.

582
00:20:33,563 --> 00:20:35,114
Frank, whoa, whoa.

583
00:20:35,181 --> 00:20:37,208
I... dude, I do not understand.

584
00:20:37,461 --> 00:20:38,261
I thought you loved the company.

585
00:20:38,329 --> 00:20:39,402
I do.

586
00:20:39,522 --> 00:20:40,255
But not more than money.

587
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:42,090
And I just made a shitload of it.

588
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:42,924
You get it?

589
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:43,892
Yeah.

590
00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:45,309
See, Charlie?

591
00:20:45,618 --> 00:20:47,377
Speaking of which, tell me
more about this Crowtein.

592
00:20:47,699 --> 00:20:57,699
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