1 00:00:06,941 --> 00:00:08,612 Good morning, Philadelphia. 2 00:00:08,624 --> 00:00:10,494 With us today is Frank Reynolds, 3 00:00:10,512 --> 00:00:13,212 local business owner and a man with a harrowing story. 4 00:00:13,238 --> 00:00:14,626 That's right. 5 00:00:15,106 --> 00:00:18,294 A few days ago, three thugs tried to mug me. 6 00:00:18,307 --> 00:00:21,011 - And I want to be very clear about something. - Um, 7 00:00:21,817 --> 00:00:23,348 - Mr... - These pieces of garbage, 8 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,800 - they don't know who the hell they're dealing with. - Mr. Reynolds, excuse me. 9 00:00:25,811 --> 00:00:27,805 Do you think maybe you could eat that sandwich later? 10 00:00:27,839 --> 00:00:29,352 I'm starving. 11 00:00:29,428 --> 00:00:31,153 You don't have nothing to eat in this show. 12 00:00:31,172 --> 00:00:33,580 - Let's get back to your story. - Right, so these punks... 13 00:00:33,596 --> 00:00:37,634 - Yes. - ... I don't know if they wanted money or they wanted something more sexual. 14 00:00:37,780 --> 00:00:40,681 - Wow. - But it's a lucky thing I had my pieces. 15 00:00:41,081 --> 00:00:42,220 - Your-your pieces? - My guns. 16 00:00:42,229 --> 00:00:44,791 - Oh, my. - Anyway, I started blasting. 17 00:00:44,796 --> 00:00:45,802 Bah! Bah! 18 00:00:45,818 --> 00:00:49,471 Now, I don't see so good, so I missed, then they ran away, I ran after them. 19 00:00:49,496 --> 00:00:50,321 - Okay. - Bang! 20 00:00:50,339 --> 00:00:53,274 Tried to shoot them in the back, but I don't run so good either. 21 00:00:53,302 --> 00:00:58,905 Anyway, you guys all think I'm a hero, and I'll accept that responsibility. 22 00:00:59,030 --> 00:01:01,098 Now, weren't you concerned though that an innocent 23 00:01:01,116 --> 00:01:04,666 - bystander may have... - Look, crime in this city is out of control. 24 00:01:04,699 --> 00:01:09,740 - Mm. - Thank God I went down to Gunther's Guns and picked up a spare. 25 00:01:09,827 --> 00:01:13,018 I don't think one would've done it. I'm gonna go out and buy some more. 26 00:01:13,032 --> 00:01:15,370 - Okay. - And I think you should, too. 27 00:01:15,395 --> 00:01:16,870 Don't be a victim. 28 00:01:16,974 --> 00:01:19,485 - It's time to fight back. - Thank you. 29 00:01:19,510 --> 00:01:20,837 This is crazy. 30 00:01:20,851 --> 00:01:22,642 - Completely insane. - Oh, it's driving me nuts. 31 00:01:22,660 --> 00:01:24,704 The whole gun thing, it just makes me really hot. 32 00:01:24,729 --> 00:01:26,698 Yeah, well, it's a hot issue and I'm getting hot about it, too. 33 00:01:26,723 --> 00:01:28,369 This is good, we're all hot at the same time. 34 00:01:28,370 --> 00:01:30,465 - We should do something about... - I mean, our schools aren't safe. 35 00:01:30,484 --> 00:01:32,496 There are people out on the streets with assault rifles? 36 00:01:32,515 --> 00:01:33,840 We're living in constant fear! 37 00:01:33,862 --> 00:01:36,503 Aw, guys, we got to get more guns on the streets! 38 00:01:36,528 --> 00:01:38,434 Yeah! Wait, what? 39 00:01:38,484 --> 00:01:40,204 We got to get more guns onto the streets. 40 00:01:40,223 --> 00:01:43,009 Yeah, we got to get guns in the right hands. I mean, we're just not safe. 41 00:01:43,034 --> 00:01:44,415 That's what you guys are hot about? 42 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:46,673 - Yeah, didn't you hear what Frank said? - Yeah, what are you hot about? 43 00:01:46,692 --> 00:01:48,466 There are too many guns on the streets as it is. 44 00:01:48,488 --> 00:01:51,492 - Guns off the streets is what we need. - It's way too easy for anybody 45 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:53,078 to just walk into a store and get a gun. 46 00:01:53,093 --> 00:01:55,534 No, it's not. It getting harder and harder. 47 00:01:55,540 --> 00:01:56,957 The government's trying to take our guns away. 48 00:01:56,981 --> 00:02:00,900 - It's way harder than you think, dude. - Guys, we're hot about the complete opposite. 49 00:02:00,916 --> 00:02:02,004 - Shoot. - Which is a bummer, 50 00:02:02,025 --> 00:02:04,010 'cause I thought we were on the same page for once. 51 00:02:05,767 --> 00:02:07,254 - Still very hot though. - Yeah. 52 00:02:07,272 --> 00:02:10,110 - Oh, I'm even hotter if I'm being honest. - Still hot. 53 00:02:22,355 --> 00:02:32,355 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 54 00:02:36,242 --> 00:02:38,751 - Good call on these outfits, dude. - It's the only call. 55 00:02:38,994 --> 00:02:41,835 You know what I mean? Like, you need a guy in a school 56 00:02:41,885 --> 00:02:46,998 that even from a mile away, the school shooter sees that guy and says, "Uh-uh." 57 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:49,156 - "I ain't messing with that dude." - "I'm not messing with that dude. 58 00:02:49,199 --> 00:02:52,318 - I'm not going near that school." Uh, gentlemen, 59 00:02:52,348 --> 00:02:55,019 I understand that you would like to... 60 00:02:55,748 --> 00:03:00,042 - You... How-how did you find me? - Oh, shit, I know this dude. 61 00:03:00,059 --> 00:03:02,893 - Who-Who's this? - This guy was the principal 62 00:03:02,914 --> 00:03:04,857 at the high school where I was doing the janitor thing. 63 00:03:04,883 --> 00:03:05,519 Yeah. 64 00:03:05,536 --> 00:03:07,503 Right, so why are you at a middle school now? 65 00:03:07,525 --> 00:03:09,109 Well, I was... I was transferred. 66 00:03:09,134 --> 00:03:11,670 See, I have tenure, so they couldn't actually fire me, 67 00:03:11,694 --> 00:03:14,395 which was, of course, their first choice, thanks to you. 68 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:16,395 Well, let's not throw barbs at each other. 69 00:03:16,429 --> 00:03:19,269 Look, we're actually here for a good cause. We want to protect this school. 70 00:03:19,294 --> 00:03:21,213 - Oh. - Yeah, we want to be the armed security guards. 71 00:03:21,231 --> 00:03:24,762 - Yeah, I brought a piece. We're good. - Hey, hey, hey, no, no! 72 00:03:24,775 --> 00:03:26,352 - Calm yourself. - No, you got to put... no... 73 00:03:26,383 --> 00:03:28,350 - It's not currently loaded. - That's not the... 74 00:03:28,362 --> 00:03:29,586 - Just put it away. - I hear you, buddy. 75 00:03:29,598 --> 00:03:32,127 I would not want to be around this guy with a gun either. 76 00:03:32,152 --> 00:03:35,283 He has got a hair trigger. I mean, one little move and he'll just start blasting. 77 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:36,396 Uh, bullshit. 78 00:03:36,427 --> 00:03:39,671 Look, the point is he shouldn't have a gun in a school in the first place anyway. 79 00:03:39,690 --> 00:03:42,034 - No. - Guns just do not belong in schools. 80 00:03:42,054 --> 00:03:44,957 No, they do not. That is why I brought along... 81 00:03:45,167 --> 00:03:47,426 - a saber. - Aw, Jesus Christ. 82 00:03:47,449 --> 00:03:50,730 Which is just about the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life, 83 00:03:50,749 --> 00:03:53,094 because how are you gonna stop a gunman with that? 84 00:03:53,115 --> 00:03:54,626 - Bro... - He's gonna get you from a distance. 85 00:03:54,644 --> 00:03:58,399 If I come at you, I'll get to you faster. We have been arguing about this all day. 86 00:03:58,429 --> 00:04:01,105 - Because it's insanity. - Ooh, maybe you can be the judge. 87 00:04:01,143 --> 00:04:02,508 - I don't want... What? - Here we go. 88 00:04:02,535 --> 00:04:04,403 I'm gonna holster my weapon, he'll holster his weapon. 89 00:04:04,423 --> 00:04:07,021 - No, we, no... - I'll do, like, a one, two, three count, you tell us who goes faster. 90 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:09,823 - Please don't do this in here. - Look, dude, this is the only way to tell, okay? 91 00:04:09,842 --> 00:04:12,973 And then we can protect your school, but we got to go one step at a time, all right? 92 00:04:12,990 --> 00:04:15,768 - I mean, for God's sake... - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 93 00:04:15,796 --> 00:04:17,740 - Sorry, sorry. - Look out! 94 00:04:22,427 --> 00:04:24,105 Ah. I guess I do have a hair trigger, huh? 95 00:04:24,114 --> 00:04:25,747 - Yeah. - All right. 96 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,346 Look at all these maniacs. 97 00:04:28,364 --> 00:04:30,775 Goddamn bloodthirsty freaks walking in off the street. 98 00:04:30,793 --> 00:04:33,061 So easy for anybody to just waltz in and buy a gun. 99 00:04:33,088 --> 00:04:34,758 Let's do it. Let's buy assault rifles 100 00:04:34,783 --> 00:04:36,455 and just prove to Mac and Charlie how easy it is. 101 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,216 - Oh, we're gonna, we're gonna. - That's what we'll do. 102 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,703 - Hi, how are you, sir? Howdy, - I'm Gunther. What can I do for you? 103 00:04:40,722 --> 00:04:43,406 Oh, Gunther himself, purveyor of destruction. 104 00:04:43,447 --> 00:04:46,141 I would like to buy a man destroyer from you, please. 105 00:04:46,169 --> 00:04:47,594 Yeah, nice to meet you, Gunther. 106 00:04:47,605 --> 00:04:50,663 Hey, maybe you could recommend something that could blow a hole 107 00:04:50,688 --> 00:04:55,051 - through an elephant, you know. 'Cause I need that for my home protection. - Yeah. 108 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:57,371 I guess you're looking at an AR-15. 109 00:04:57,409 --> 00:04:59,123 Oh, look at that. Yeah, that's great. 110 00:04:59,141 --> 00:05:01,398 Now, theoretically, Gunther, would I be able to slaughter 111 00:05:01,417 --> 00:05:03,368 a roomful of innocent people with that weapon? 112 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:04,831 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 113 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:07,886 - Brother, that'd be on you. - That would be on me, wouldn't it? 114 00:05:07,904 --> 00:05:10,690 - Yeah, that wouldn't be on you at all. - But here you go. But here you go. 115 00:05:10,715 --> 00:05:13,468 - But here you go. Okay, great, we'll take one of those, please. - Yeah, we got it. 116 00:05:13,482 --> 00:05:16,365 - How much would that be? - Uh, that's $1,500. 117 00:05:16,509 --> 00:05:19,460 Woof! $1,500 for the privilege, okay. 118 00:05:19,498 --> 00:05:21,879 Hey, what is your, uh, what is your return policy there? 119 00:05:21,987 --> 00:05:24,265 - 30 days, no charge. - All right. 120 00:05:24,288 --> 00:05:27,670 Ooh, 30 days, sounds fair. My goodness, Dennis, this feels good. 121 00:05:27,703 --> 00:05:29,143 Feels good in my hands. 122 00:05:33,510 --> 00:05:35,641 - Oh, good my kids are safe. - I saved everyone! 123 00:05:35,666 --> 00:05:37,227 Yeah, my yard's protected. 124 00:05:37,252 --> 00:05:40,260 So, of course, it feels good, you know? But that only proves our point even more. 125 00:05:40,285 --> 00:05:42,435 - We'll take two of these, Gunther. - Great. 126 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:45,515 - I'll need your licenses for the background checks. - Okay, yeah. 127 00:05:45,530 --> 00:05:47,414 Yeah, you can drive, you can kill! 128 00:05:49,321 --> 00:05:51,862 - Oh, Christ, look at this. - Oh, God. 129 00:05:51,883 --> 00:05:54,265 Oh, shit, I love this guy. 130 00:05:54,308 --> 00:05:57,924 - ... become a bit of a local lightning rod in these gun debates here. - Exactly. 131 00:05:57,929 --> 00:05:59,698 Gun sales have skyrocketed. 132 00:05:59,715 --> 00:06:03,218 We're running out of guns, and we have to manufacture more guns; 133 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:05,343 supply is not meeting the demand. 134 00:06:05,380 --> 00:06:06,677 Can we... can we cut? 135 00:06:06,725 --> 00:06:09,250 Will my hands look this small on the screen? 136 00:06:09,270 --> 00:06:10,267 Uh, we're live, sir. 137 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:12,527 I thought the camera would add ten pounds to my hands, 138 00:06:12,537 --> 00:06:14,103 and I don't like the way they look. 139 00:06:14,251 --> 00:06:16,082 Your hands look fine. Put them down. 140 00:06:16,148 --> 00:06:18,406 This is Jack Kelly. He's my attorney. 141 00:06:18,429 --> 00:06:21,621 He specializes in Constitutional Law. 142 00:06:21,634 --> 00:06:23,521 Our rights are being infringed upon. 143 00:06:23,559 --> 00:06:26,391 And people like my client won't take it anymore. 144 00:06:26,416 --> 00:06:30,174 The Constitution guarantees our Second Amendment rights. 145 00:06:30,293 --> 00:06:33,242 And these liberals like Al Gore, they're trying to take that away 146 00:06:33,261 --> 00:06:35,475 from us with this global warming bullshit. 147 00:06:35,516 --> 00:06:38,900 So, you see the two issues as related somehow? 148 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:40,050 Damn right. 149 00:06:40,075 --> 00:06:43,639 The government of today has no right telling us how to live our lives, 150 00:06:43,658 --> 00:06:47,111 because the government of 200 years ago already did. 151 00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:48,586 - Yeah. - Oh, okay. 152 00:06:48,606 --> 00:06:53,968 They also protected us from tyranny against the seizure of tasteful, 153 00:06:53,973 --> 00:06:56,749 artistic photographs of beautiful bodies. 154 00:06:56,777 --> 00:06:57,936 Not now, Jack. 155 00:06:57,965 --> 00:07:02,470 That same government wants to come into our home, tell us what is and what is not art? 156 00:07:02,514 --> 00:07:03,332 That's not right! 157 00:07:03,353 --> 00:07:06,145 Okay, well, I'm gonna try and, uh, keep things on track here, so... 158 00:07:06,169 --> 00:07:09,514 Yeah. Get out and get those guns before they run out, 159 00:07:09,539 --> 00:07:11,377 and the government changes the laws. 160 00:07:12,595 --> 00:07:13,787 All right! Yeah! 161 00:07:13,876 --> 00:07:15,845 - These idiots are buying this? - It's crazy. 162 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:18,489 What is going on? That was fast. 163 00:07:18,743 --> 00:07:21,980 - You've been denied. - What? That's ludicrous. Why? 164 00:07:22,007 --> 00:07:27,118 It says here you have an extensive history of felonious behavior. 165 00:07:27,175 --> 00:07:31,338 Oh, there have been incidents, sure, yeah, a few minor indiscretions, but, 166 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:34,593 you know, I-I'm simply a person of interest in most of those cases, all right? 167 00:07:34,611 --> 00:07:37,269 Being wanted and being "wanted for questioning" 168 00:07:37,294 --> 00:07:39,099 are very, very, very different things, Gunther. 169 00:07:39,117 --> 00:07:40,784 And you've been institutionalized. 170 00:07:40,816 --> 00:07:42,496 - Me? - She... she... yeah. 171 00:07:42,523 --> 00:07:45,893 What... I mean, one time, for a short period of time. 172 00:07:45,912 --> 00:07:48,553 That-that was against my will. That doesn't even really count. 173 00:07:48,586 --> 00:07:49,808 That's the only time it counts, Dee. 174 00:07:49,833 --> 00:07:52,927 Okay, look, it was, like, a teeny thing that happened with a college roommate. 175 00:07:52,946 --> 00:07:54,382 - It was really no big deal. - Uh, yeah. 176 00:07:54,404 --> 00:07:57,159 - Says here you burned her. - I burned her, yeah. I burned her. 177 00:07:57,192 --> 00:08:00,346 But... She was so annoying. 178 00:08:00,393 --> 00:08:02,999 I mean, it... She deserved it, okay? 179 00:08:03,017 --> 00:08:05,220 She was wearing my stuff, and she was copying me, and... 180 00:08:05,248 --> 00:08:07,758 - You were copying her. - I was copying her, she was copying me... It doesn't matter. 181 00:08:07,767 --> 00:08:10,825 Look, I'm sorry, but I can't sell you the guns. 182 00:08:10,849 --> 00:08:12,680 - Oh, God. - Oh, well, look at you. 183 00:08:12,744 --> 00:08:14,950 Oh, Gunther the morality king. 184 00:08:14,968 --> 00:08:17,486 "Hi, I'm Gunther, I've never lit anybody on fire before." 185 00:08:17,505 --> 00:08:20,683 You know, you light one bitch on fire, and everybody freaks out! 186 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:22,377 Oh, you son of a bitch. 187 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:25,264 - It was one time and one thing, I just... - All right, all right, all right, relax, relax. 188 00:08:26,865 --> 00:08:27,715 Okay, take it easy. 189 00:08:27,734 --> 00:08:29,586 Look, there are other ways to buy guns where people don't go 190 00:08:29,595 --> 00:08:31,986 snooping around in your past. Listen, pal... 191 00:08:32,291 --> 00:08:35,625 - you just made my list. - Your list? 192 00:08:36,121 --> 00:08:37,707 - Yeah, I have a... - Shh. 193 00:08:37,738 --> 00:08:39,237 - Whatever, let's just go. - Let's go. 194 00:08:40,021 --> 00:08:42,350 How is that tasteless? It's art. 195 00:08:42,392 --> 00:08:43,944 Get that out. Get that out. 196 00:08:43,965 --> 00:08:46,379 - You can't even see the child... - We'll be right back. 197 00:08:46,425 --> 00:08:49,660 Weather, traffic and a trip to the zoo, coming right up. 198 00:08:53,715 --> 00:08:56,352 Okay, Charlie, I'm gonna demonstrate to you how to thwart an attack. 199 00:08:56,395 --> 00:08:57,152 Mm-hmm. 200 00:08:57,173 --> 00:08:59,042 Now, pretend that this dummy is a school shooter. 201 00:08:59,071 --> 00:09:01,657 - Right. - I want you to stand back, 'cause I don't want you to get hurt. 202 00:09:01,781 --> 00:09:03,971 Before he can draw his weapon... 203 00:09:04,308 --> 00:09:07,849 Hie-aught! Hup, hut, hut! Hie! 204 00:09:09,052 --> 00:09:11,046 How awesome was that? Well, yeah, that's-that's 205 00:09:11,068 --> 00:09:13,976 pretty awesome, but I feel like he would've shot you from a mile away. 206 00:09:13,999 --> 00:09:15,068 No, no, he wouldn't, 207 00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:17,447 because you saw how I was zigzagging like this and making sounds? 208 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:18,298 It was distracting. 209 00:09:18,318 --> 00:09:19,943 Yeah, but did you ever see Indiana Jones, 210 00:09:19,951 --> 00:09:22,234 where the guy does the whole sword thing and then he just shoots him dead? 211 00:09:22,253 --> 00:09:24,158 Are you asking me if I've seen Indiana Jones? 212 00:09:24,191 --> 00:09:25,343 Are you seriously asking me? 213 00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:26,653 I've seen that movie... That is my... 214 00:09:26,678 --> 00:09:28,352 - You're not understanding. Yes. - Do you remember it? 215 00:09:28,381 --> 00:09:30,435 But if I were to come at you, it's all about how I... 216 00:09:32,185 --> 00:09:35,259 - Okay, in that circumstance, maybe you got there a little bit faster. - I got you. 217 00:09:35,278 --> 00:09:36,677 But if I...! Okay. 218 00:09:36,698 --> 00:09:39,536 - I got you again. - But I... What if I zigzag like this? 219 00:09:41,339 --> 00:09:43,434 - It's so easy to get you. - And that's... that's not necessarily... 220 00:09:43,447 --> 00:09:45,617 - I don't think that that's... - Hold-hold on a second. 221 00:09:45,716 --> 00:09:50,385 Look at this kid. Ooh, he's wearing all black, he's walking by himself. 222 00:09:50,410 --> 00:09:52,631 - What do you think he's doing on that phone? - Oh, I'll tell you exactly 223 00:09:52,650 --> 00:09:54,740 what he's doing. He's playing one of those games where you shoot everyone. 224 00:09:54,759 --> 00:09:56,129 I'm gonna profile this guy really quick. 225 00:09:56,145 --> 00:09:59,451 - Excuse us. Son, son, I'm sorry, hold up, hold up. - Yeah. Hey, kid, kid, kid. Stop, stop. 226 00:10:00,231 --> 00:10:01,720 What are you doing on the phone there? 227 00:10:01,746 --> 00:10:03,379 None of your business. 228 00:10:03,405 --> 00:10:04,915 A sass-mouth, huh? That's a red flag. 229 00:10:04,946 --> 00:10:07,121 Son, you were asked a question by an adult, okay? 230 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,697 You've been asked a question, all right? 231 00:10:08,723 --> 00:10:11,012 We're trying to ensafen your school here, okay? 232 00:10:11,023 --> 00:10:13,911 And you're acting like a punk? Let me see the phone. I want to see. 233 00:10:14,029 --> 00:10:15,512 Oh! He's killing zombies! 234 00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:17,216 - I'm taking this. - What the hell, man? 235 00:10:17,235 --> 00:10:18,723 Hey, kid, you're getting off easy! 236 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,335 - Now get to school. - Go to school. 237 00:10:20,513 --> 00:10:22,669 - Just know we're watching you. - Go to class. 238 00:10:22,783 --> 00:10:23,933 - Be careful. - Look. 239 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,670 This is a red flag. 240 00:10:25,787 --> 00:10:27,659 These are the kids that are the threats to society, 241 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:30,169 the ones playing the violent video games, man. 242 00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:31,500 I play violent video games. 243 00:10:31,521 --> 00:10:33,471 Well, yeah, I also play violent video games. 244 00:10:33,583 --> 00:10:36,236 - I watch violent movies. - Well, yeah, violent movies mare the best movies. 245 00:10:36,255 --> 00:10:38,549 - And I don't want to kill people. - No, I mean... 246 00:10:38,593 --> 00:10:41,703 All right, this... Yeah, it's not really the best way to tell, you know, 247 00:10:41,734 --> 00:10:45,059 - who's gonna be a threat or who's not gonna... - What is going on out here? 248 00:10:45,161 --> 00:10:46,777 Nothing, thanks to us, bro. 249 00:10:46,798 --> 00:10:50,696 - Well, are-are you stealing kids' cell phones? - Stealing, sir? No. 250 00:10:50,746 --> 00:10:53,005 I've been confiscating them as potential evidence. 251 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:56,031 Are you aware that you're holding children up with a gun and-and a sword? 252 00:10:56,068 --> 00:10:58,218 You just... you need to stay off of school property. 253 00:10:58,243 --> 00:11:00,598 - Sir, we are not on the school property, okay? - Yeah, we're outside 254 00:11:00,613 --> 00:11:02,148 - of the fence by, like... - We're on the sidewalk, see? 255 00:11:02,168 --> 00:11:04,724 You need to stay 1,000 yards away from school property. 256 00:11:04,740 --> 00:11:06,471 I mean, we're trying to keep the school safe! 257 00:11:06,501 --> 00:11:09,140 I know, well, yeah. Well, yeah, we would all feel a lot safer 258 00:11:09,161 --> 00:11:10,846 if you were further away. 259 00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:14,284 - All right, I'm taking this guy out. - Hey, whoa, settle! Settle, settle, settle! 260 00:11:14,334 --> 00:11:16,647 Settle. Settle down. 261 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,028 Would you please stop pointing that gun at me? 262 00:11:19,065 --> 00:11:20,864 The school is safe, thanks to us. 263 00:11:20,908 --> 00:11:22,027 Here's the damn phone. 264 00:11:22,034 --> 00:11:24,124 Well... please, just... if you could just get away from the school. 265 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:25,347 - Get away from the children. - Hey! 266 00:11:25,370 --> 00:11:26,803 Just-just stay away from the children. 267 00:11:26,823 --> 00:11:28,468 - Have a good day, sir. - Thank you. 268 00:11:28,502 --> 00:11:29,855 - Have a good day. - Go. 269 00:11:29,892 --> 00:11:31,875 - We're leaving! - We're leaving, we're leaving. 270 00:11:32,631 --> 00:11:34,026 You know, Charlie, 271 00:11:34,037 --> 00:11:38,387 if we can't be in the school zone, maybe we need to train somebody who can be. 272 00:11:38,690 --> 00:11:40,790 You know, someone you'd never suspect 273 00:11:40,841 --> 00:11:42,841 could stop a shooter. 274 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,159 I got an idea. 275 00:11:54,531 --> 00:11:58,131 And here we are, Dee, at a gun show, huh? 276 00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:00,494 - Lowest common denominator. - Is that a bazooka? 277 00:12:00,516 --> 00:12:02,804 Insanely dangerous, this place is. 278 00:12:02,882 --> 00:12:04,917 It's crazy. Oh, look at this guy right here. 279 00:12:04,939 --> 00:12:06,950 He'll probably sell us a gun. Excuse me, sir. 280 00:12:07,023 --> 00:12:09,182 Um, I would like to buy a gun from you. 281 00:12:09,211 --> 00:12:11,404 Something that is unnecessarily powerful, 282 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,006 something you would never need in Philadelphia. 283 00:12:13,031 --> 00:12:15,242 Yeah, ooh, ooh, but you know what you shouldn't do though, 284 00:12:15,261 --> 00:12:18,055 - is look into our very sketchy pasts. - No. 285 00:12:18,075 --> 00:12:20,275 Uh, it's not a problem. We all got a sketchy past. 286 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:24,086 - Oh, genuine creep. Wonderful. - Perfect. 287 00:12:24,186 --> 00:12:27,247 - Hey, sir, could you please sell us this AR-15? - Yeah. 288 00:12:27,274 --> 00:12:30,474 Uh, despite, you know, who or what we plan to obliterate with it. 289 00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:31,995 - And don't ask questions, okay? - No. 290 00:12:32,015 --> 00:12:34,326 'Cause we just want to prove to our friends how easy it is 291 00:12:34,351 --> 00:12:36,449 to buy a high-capacity rifle. 292 00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:39,073 - Absolutely. - All right, man, great. 293 00:12:39,102 --> 00:12:41,032 Hey, so give this guy his 1,500 bucks, 294 00:12:41,054 --> 00:12:43,827 and we'll just saunter right out of here with a weapon of mass extinction. 295 00:12:43,866 --> 00:12:45,847 - Three grand. - What? I'm sorry. 296 00:12:45,869 --> 00:12:47,932 - That's $3,000. - No, not for this. 297 00:12:47,951 --> 00:12:49,176 - Not for this. - No, no. No, no, no, no, no. 298 00:12:49,194 --> 00:12:51,966 - At Gunther's it's $1,500. - Oh, this ain't Gunther's. 299 00:12:52,676 --> 00:12:54,601 - This a price gouge? That's illegal. - Oh, my. 300 00:12:54,630 --> 00:12:56,573 Oh, you see, I'm a private seller. 301 00:12:56,588 --> 00:12:58,532 That means I can do whatever I want. 302 00:12:58,563 --> 00:13:00,782 - Shit. - Fine. That's fine. We'll buy it, and we'll return it. 303 00:13:00,804 --> 00:13:02,279 - All sales are final. - Come on! 304 00:13:02,292 --> 00:13:04,585 I'll show you what's final, you redneck son of a bitch! 305 00:13:04,615 --> 00:13:07,215 I will burn you alive like the last bitch who crossed me! 306 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:10,115 Okay, all right, all right, Dee. That's not getting us anywhere. Okay, she's hot. 307 00:13:10,134 --> 00:13:12,403 I went... I went hot real fast; it just happened. 308 00:13:12,413 --> 00:13:13,919 Well, our whole crew's been hot lately. 309 00:13:13,936 --> 00:13:15,914 We're trying to cool down, but you're not making it any easier. 310 00:13:15,944 --> 00:13:17,744 - Mm-mm. - All right, listen, I want this gun, pal. 311 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,618 Okay, I want it, because it's easy to buy a gun. 312 00:13:19,643 --> 00:13:22,593 And I need to prove that to some people, so give me the gun at a fair price, 313 00:13:22,618 --> 00:13:24,299 - and do it now. - $4,000. 314 00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,375 - Shit! - Four thou...? $4,000? 315 00:13:26,575 --> 00:13:27,675 Really? 316 00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:29,107 I'll tell you what. 317 00:13:29,135 --> 00:13:30,729 How about I just take it, huh? 318 00:13:30,754 --> 00:13:34,585 'Cause I'm a maniac with a gun, and there's nothing you can do about it. 319 00:13:38,049 --> 00:13:40,643 - Oh. Oh, oh. - Okay. 320 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,405 - Oh, okay. - Oops. 321 00:13:42,456 --> 00:13:44,012 Putting the gun down now. 322 00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:47,615 Okay, this is just a... just an exercise, 323 00:13:47,815 --> 00:13:50,035 okay, to prove how unsafe it is... 324 00:13:50,566 --> 00:13:53,132 for everyone to have guns, okay? 325 00:13:53,664 --> 00:13:56,894 But I see now that I was the maniac with the gun. 326 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,806 And you all made it safer... 327 00:13:58,902 --> 00:14:00,598 - in here. - Yeah. 328 00:14:00,612 --> 00:14:03,543 - Good for you. - Our bad, our bad for this experiment. 329 00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:10,190 Thank you for joining us. 330 00:14:10,215 --> 00:14:14,405 I know you may not see yourself as a solution to a national problem. 331 00:14:14,674 --> 00:14:17,418 You might not think you have the ability, but, uh, 332 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,479 believe me, you were... you were carefully selected. 333 00:14:20,596 --> 00:14:22,857 And with a little hard work and a whole lot of training, 334 00:14:22,876 --> 00:14:25,215 we can help you keep your school safe. 335 00:14:25,357 --> 00:14:26,995 Are there any questions? 336 00:14:27,726 --> 00:14:29,529 - Yo, can I get some beer? - No beer. 337 00:14:29,563 --> 00:14:31,165 - No. We said it, like, a million times. - Guys, guys, 338 00:14:31,190 --> 00:14:33,615 how many times do we have to be through this? No beer, okay? 339 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:36,188 All right, you know, you can't drink beer and be effective. 340 00:14:36,207 --> 00:14:37,801 But you guys had, like, five. 341 00:14:37,854 --> 00:14:40,392 Don't count beers, Carlos. Not cool. 342 00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:42,528 Yeah. And by the way, Carlos, I've had six. 343 00:14:42,562 --> 00:14:44,143 And I've had seven. 344 00:14:44,168 --> 00:14:46,218 So don't be a rat, okay? 345 00:14:46,268 --> 00:14:48,756 And if you are gonna be a rat, get it right. 346 00:14:49,165 --> 00:14:51,258 No more questions. In fact, no more questions. 347 00:14:51,282 --> 00:14:53,257 You guys are the ones that asked for the questions. 348 00:14:53,276 --> 00:14:55,394 - Shut up, Carlos! - Carlos, shut up! 349 00:14:55,463 --> 00:14:57,384 The time for questions is over. 350 00:14:57,428 --> 00:14:58,516 It's now time for learning. 351 00:14:58,534 --> 00:15:01,681 Okay? You're-you're impeding on your own safety. 352 00:15:01,706 --> 00:15:03,669 Okay, now my friend and I 353 00:15:03,712 --> 00:15:07,955 have been arguing all day about the efficacy of swords versus guns. 354 00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:09,060 Okay? 355 00:15:09,312 --> 00:15:11,690 So we met in the middle. Now if you look under your seat, 356 00:15:11,714 --> 00:15:14,765 you'll see that each of you has been provided a weapon 357 00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:17,408 that you could easily find in your own classroom. 358 00:15:18,025 --> 00:15:20,670 Some of you may have compasses, others, 359 00:15:20,716 --> 00:15:24,260 - sharp pencils. - Okay, there are forks in the cafeteria, 360 00:15:24,322 --> 00:15:26,335 there's piano wire from the music room. 361 00:15:26,366 --> 00:15:30,194 You need to learn how to make every single item in your school 362 00:15:30,211 --> 00:15:32,386 a potentially life-threatening weapon. 363 00:15:32,424 --> 00:15:35,760 Look at the person sitting next to you. That person wants to take you out. 364 00:15:35,808 --> 00:15:37,533 Guys, safety is the name of the game. 365 00:15:37,558 --> 00:15:39,313 - It's all about safety. - Let's take it slow. 366 00:15:39,387 --> 00:15:42,837 We're gonna take this in a safe and orderly fashion. 367 00:15:43,444 --> 00:15:45,254 Are you ready to begin? 368 00:15:45,865 --> 00:15:49,100 - Okay. - And, guys, let's have a little fun. 369 00:15:53,106 --> 00:15:54,436 Shut it, shut it, shut it! 370 00:15:54,452 --> 00:15:56,345 - Those-those kids are maniacs! - Oh, my God, I think they're 371 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,865 all in gangs or something! There's a lot of score settling going on in there! 372 00:15:58,890 --> 00:16:01,615 Oh, yeah, dude, we created a Hunger Games-type scenario in there. 373 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,909 - Imagine if they had guns! - Oh, it'd be a disaster! 374 00:16:03,944 --> 00:16:06,175 An absolute disaster! These kids are all too violent. 375 00:16:06,193 --> 00:16:07,622 It's, like, ingrained in them or something. 376 00:16:07,629 --> 00:16:09,401 Oh, my God, dude, we've been singing the wrong tune. 377 00:16:09,419 --> 00:16:11,306 Society is getting more savage. 378 00:16:11,331 --> 00:16:13,157 We need to get the weapons out of their hands! 379 00:16:13,188 --> 00:16:15,294 Maybe we should call the cops, the only people who should have guns! 380 00:16:15,319 --> 00:16:17,125 They got to come in here, they got to calm this down! 381 00:16:18,594 --> 00:16:21,257 Oh! Oh, shit, Charlie, I got to admit something, dude. I'm bleeding pretty bad. 382 00:16:21,273 --> 00:16:22,583 One of the kids got you? 383 00:16:22,605 --> 00:16:26,364 I nicked myself back in the principal's office just trying to upholster my weapon. 384 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,653 Jesus, man. 385 00:16:27,672 --> 00:16:30,714 I didn't want to say anything 'cause it was a little bit embarrassing. 386 00:16:31,042 --> 00:16:34,429 - All right, can I go to the hospital? - Yeah, let's go. Go, go, go, go, go. 387 00:16:35,610 --> 00:16:39,152 First they disarm us, then they oppress us. 388 00:16:39,183 --> 00:16:42,145 So I want you to get every gun you can buy 389 00:16:42,189 --> 00:16:44,977 and bring it to 17th and JFK, 390 00:16:45,002 --> 00:16:47,377 and we're gonna march on City Hall. 391 00:16:47,404 --> 00:16:50,784 And bring whatever guests you want, regardless of age 392 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:54,768 or whatever restriction the government puts on our expression of beauty. 393 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:57,199 Just get the guns and bring them down to City Hall. 394 00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,843 - Well, you better believe I'll be there. - I know you'll be there. 395 00:16:59,847 --> 00:17:01,485 Bring your kid. You have kids? 396 00:17:01,507 --> 00:17:04,066 - Yes, of course, of course. - Bring them. 397 00:17:04,235 --> 00:17:07,053 I mean, come on. He's really going off the deep end, Dee. 398 00:17:07,071 --> 00:17:10,069 I don't know. I hate to admit it, Dennis, but he's got a point, you know. 399 00:17:10,093 --> 00:17:12,309 It doesn't seem like it's all that easy to buy an assault rifle. 400 00:17:12,328 --> 00:17:14,353 No, no, no, no, no. Don't you start with that shit, Dee. 401 00:17:14,377 --> 00:17:16,823 - Well, I'm sorry. - It is incredibly easy to buy assault rifle, 402 00:17:16,832 --> 00:17:20,543 and I'm gonna prove to you how easy it is right now. Okay, here comes our guy. 403 00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:23,029 Mm, mm. No. 404 00:17:23,860 --> 00:17:25,860 - Hi. - Uh, you got my money? 405 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,992 You got my people-killer? 406 00:17:28,383 --> 00:17:30,782 - Right here. - Oh, ho, ho, ho. That's the stuff, baby. 407 00:17:30,811 --> 00:17:34,519 Now, I got $1,500, which is the fair asking price. 408 00:17:34,682 --> 00:17:36,395 I hope that's okay. 409 00:17:36,994 --> 00:17:38,909 - Yeah. Give it to me. - All right. 410 00:17:39,242 --> 00:17:40,623 There you go. 411 00:17:41,229 --> 00:17:43,983 All right, now, I'm not really totally comfortable rolling the window down. 412 00:17:44,006 --> 00:17:46,771 I'm sure you understand why, so I'm just gonna pop the trunk and you can, uh, 413 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,154 you can throw it in there, all right? 414 00:17:48,186 --> 00:17:49,346 - Back there? - Yeah. 415 00:17:49,367 --> 00:17:50,617 - In the trunk? - Yeah. 416 00:17:50,646 --> 00:17:51,927 Okay, I got you. 417 00:17:51,952 --> 00:17:54,000 You see how easy that is, Dee? 418 00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:55,978 You just give a man $1,500 419 00:17:55,997 --> 00:17:58,002 - and he gives you an assault rifle. - Uh-oh. Ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh. 420 00:17:58,008 --> 00:18:00,327 - What? Where's he going? - Well, he appears to be sauntering off. 421 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:02,919 Well, don't do... No. Well, sir, I gave you the $1,500. 422 00:18:02,937 --> 00:18:05,090 Don't saunter away. I'm try... That's not fair! 423 00:18:05,107 --> 00:18:06,745 No, it's not fair! You stop right now! 424 00:18:06,769 --> 00:18:09,657 Listen, you stop in your tracks! Uh, Dennis, go stop him. 425 00:18:09,685 --> 00:18:12,620 Denni... Go stop...? The man has an assault rifle! 426 00:18:12,645 --> 00:18:14,333 - What am I supposed to do? - Shit! 427 00:18:14,356 --> 00:18:16,265 - I can't buy one! - The only thing that stops 428 00:18:16,285 --> 00:18:19,414 a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun, which we can't get! 429 00:18:19,449 --> 00:18:21,818 Goddamn son of a bitch Frank, you were right! 430 00:18:21,828 --> 00:18:23,594 - Frank was right! - Shit! 431 00:18:27,389 --> 00:18:29,758 - Where's Frank? We're hot. We're coming in super hot! - Where is Frank? 432 00:18:29,783 --> 00:18:31,383 - Oh, you guys hot? - You guys are still hot? 433 00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:33,893 - The whole thing's hot, man! - Oh, yeah, I'm burning up right now! 434 00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:36,626 - It's a crazy situation! - We're on your side now! 435 00:18:36,651 --> 00:18:39,079 We got to get these guns off the streets! 436 00:18:39,098 --> 00:18:40,823 - Boo-yah! - Wait, what? No, no. 437 00:18:40,836 --> 00:18:42,364 Off the streets? What are you, crazy? 438 00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:44,880 - We need the guns on the streets! - Everyone needs to have guns! 439 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:46,719 We need to flood the streets with guns! 440 00:18:46,744 --> 00:18:48,863 - To stay safe. - Aw, shit. 441 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:50,875 I mean, I think, uh... 442 00:18:51,116 --> 00:18:54,021 You know, I think we crossed right past each other like ships in the night, man. 443 00:18:54,036 --> 00:18:56,204 - We flip-flopped. - Yeah, 'cause we're on the opposite side now. 444 00:18:56,224 --> 00:18:58,620 - That side makes no more sense to me. - If we could've just met up, like, 445 00:18:58,648 --> 00:19:00,598 - two hours ago... - Oh, oh, there's Frank. 446 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:03,069 Hey, Frank! Frank, is that a box of guns? What is that? 447 00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:04,659 Guns? No. 448 00:19:04,764 --> 00:19:06,370 Water filters. 449 00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:07,957 Water filters? 450 00:19:07,983 --> 00:19:09,927 All right, guys, load 'em in. 451 00:19:10,133 --> 00:19:11,329 Very nice. 452 00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:13,706 Hey, Frank, why do you have a truck full of water filters? 453 00:19:13,728 --> 00:19:15,288 Uh, you know what, I don't give a shit. 454 00:19:15,324 --> 00:19:16,749 Let's get down to that rally, man. 455 00:19:16,777 --> 00:19:17,732 - Rally? - Yeah. 456 00:19:17,754 --> 00:19:19,837 Yes, the freedom rally. The one you organized. 457 00:19:19,896 --> 00:19:22,115 Ooh, shit, I'm not gonna go down there. 458 00:19:22,153 --> 00:19:23,840 It's gonna be a bunch of nuts with guns. 459 00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:25,477 - Too dangerous. - Wait, hold on a second. 460 00:19:25,501 --> 00:19:27,456 What's going on? I thought you were into guns. 461 00:19:27,468 --> 00:19:29,445 You know, why have you been on TV talking about all that shit? 462 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:31,169 I bought a stake in Gunther's Guns. 463 00:19:31,186 --> 00:19:32,930 I got everybody angry and scared. 464 00:19:32,974 --> 00:19:34,792 They bought the guns, I made a fortune. 465 00:19:34,811 --> 00:19:38,406 Oh, my God. This is crazy. So you don't give a shit about the gun issue at all? 466 00:19:38,431 --> 00:19:39,144 Uh, uh... 467 00:19:39,156 --> 00:19:41,322 I mean, what the hell? You're like the NRA. 468 00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:44,430 Yeah, a little bit like the NRA. Little tiny bit. 469 00:19:44,456 --> 00:19:47,150 But I-I think of myself more like Al Gore. 470 00:19:47,175 --> 00:19:49,850 You know, he got everybody worked up over global warming. 471 00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,425 Then he made millions. 472 00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:53,778 - Huh? - Yeah. Everybody does it. 473 00:19:53,804 --> 00:19:55,842 Liberals, conservatives, doesn't matter. 474 00:19:55,857 --> 00:19:59,317 This is America: you're either a duper or a dupee. 475 00:19:59,326 --> 00:20:02,534 I'm a duper. You guys are the dupees. 476 00:20:03,021 --> 00:20:04,453 I got to go. 477 00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:06,583 Where you going now? 478 00:20:07,716 --> 00:20:10,815 With us now is local community activist, Frank Reynolds, 479 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,220 with a terrifying statistic. Frank? 480 00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:15,529 - Yes. Thank you, Chet. - You're welcome. 481 00:20:15,572 --> 00:20:21,353 Do you know that 90% of your water is 100% toxins? 482 00:20:21,796 --> 00:20:23,854 Who knows what the other 10% is? 483 00:20:23,910 --> 00:20:26,103 - It's probably far worse, I would imagine. - It's really worse. 484 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:31,367 I have a water filter for you that you need to put in every single home. 485 00:20:31,408 --> 00:20:34,277 It will protect you and your entire family. 486 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:36,905 You can even give that water to your babies. 487 00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:38,267 Wow. 488 00:20:38,457 --> 00:20:42,427 Well, babies, look out, because this next segment is just for you. 489 00:20:42,444 --> 00:20:45,449 Don't turn that channel. Your life may depend upon it. 490 00:20:45,621 --> 00:20:48,504 - Got to give it to him. He is good. - That son of a bitch. 491 00:20:48,535 --> 00:20:50,105 - Goddamn. - Yeah. 492 00:20:52,112 --> 00:20:53,769 I think I'm gonna get one of those water filters. 493 00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:55,819 - I do kind of want one, right? - For safety, for safety. 494 00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:57,495 - I mean, he does make some good points. - Yeah. 495 00:20:57,512 --> 00:20:59,812 - The water's toxic. - I mean, it is. Yeah. 496 00:20:59,957 --> 00:21:09,957 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther