1 00:00:01,823 --> 00:00:04,199 So sign up for the Invigaron system today, 2 00:00:04,204 --> 00:00:07,339 and take the first steps toward obtaining financial freedom. 3 00:00:07,363 --> 00:00:08,595 Invigaron— 4 00:00:08,610 --> 00:00:13,138 a business opportunity as rare as the albani berries themselves. 5 00:00:14,788 --> 00:00:16,163 What's happening? 6 00:00:16,194 --> 00:00:18,011 You're, like, a berry salesman now or...? 7 00:00:18,031 --> 00:00:20,692 No, I'm a distributor, Charlie, for a revolutionary new 8 00:00:20,714 --> 00:00:23,657 - product that changes lives. - Right. Now explain these to me. 9 00:00:23,694 --> 00:00:25,414 Oh, those are my new wrenches. 10 00:00:25,428 --> 00:00:28,000 I got those free for sitting through a 20-minute presentation. 11 00:00:28,034 --> 00:00:30,545 Oh, I get it now. It's a scam. 12 00:00:30,559 --> 00:00:32,498 No, no, no, no, no, it's not a scam at all. 13 00:00:32,511 --> 00:00:34,931 I also had reservations in the beginning, 14 00:00:34,949 --> 00:00:37,812 but these super berries grow in the Andes mountains, okay? 15 00:00:37,864 --> 00:00:40,617 Alpacas can survive entire winters on this shit. 16 00:00:40,639 --> 00:00:43,802 Oh, shit! So it's like a super berry, huh? 17 00:00:43,834 --> 00:00:45,460 - Mm-hmm. - Now what kind of superpowers 18 00:00:45,491 --> 00:00:48,431 - are you talking about? Like, do you survive the winter? - Great question. 19 00:00:48,463 --> 00:00:50,938 So is that the only super power you get, surviving winters? 20 00:00:50,963 --> 00:00:53,132 Because I've survived many winters without these berries. 21 00:00:53,157 --> 00:00:55,920 No, I think I have an answer for all of this stuff, okay? Okay. 22 00:00:55,935 --> 00:00:57,292 Charlie, allow me to demonstrate. 23 00:00:57,306 --> 00:00:59,879 Oh, you got a thing here. Come over here and hold on to these. 24 00:00:59,904 --> 00:01:03,275 Now, this machine is gonna measure the level of toxins in your body 25 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,806 - caused by stress. - All right. Where do I put my feet? 26 00:01:06,141 --> 00:01:07,116 Wherever you want. 27 00:01:07,140 --> 00:01:10,344 - I'm gonna put them onthe stool. - Great. It doesn't matter. 28 00:01:10,581 --> 00:01:16,986 Okay, here we go. 120, 140, 157. 29 00:01:17,011 --> 00:01:19,354 Oh, shit, Charlie. 157? 30 00:01:19,399 --> 00:01:21,318 - Is that bad? - Yeah, it's not good. 31 00:01:21,337 --> 00:01:23,520 - Guys, I got 157. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 32 00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:25,096 157 what? 33 00:01:27,271 --> 00:01:28,903 - Units. - Units, dude. 34 00:01:28,941 --> 00:01:31,045 - Units of what? - Units of stress! 35 00:01:31,079 --> 00:01:32,935 - Ah! - You're very, very high in your... 36 00:01:32,953 --> 00:01:34,503 - That's a lot of units! - ... in your stress unit. 37 00:01:34,526 --> 00:01:36,714 But don't even worry, because Invigaron can help you. 38 00:01:36,736 --> 00:01:39,852 These berries are chock-full of antioxidants and phytonutrients. 39 00:01:39,877 --> 00:01:41,630 Oh, thank God. All right, I'm sold. I'm in. 40 00:01:41,655 --> 00:01:45,055 Of course you're buying it, because you're as big of an idiot as she is. 41 00:01:45,093 --> 00:01:47,866 - You're getting scammed, Dee! - It's not a scam! 42 00:01:47,885 --> 00:01:49,985 You walked into a room that you could have walked out of 43 00:01:50,016 --> 00:01:52,930 with a free set of golf club but instead you got got. 44 00:01:52,957 --> 00:01:56,052 Hey, I say we get ourselves a new pair of golf clubs, huh? 45 00:01:56,082 --> 00:01:57,977 Yeah, well, we won't get got though. 46 00:01:58,014 --> 00:02:01,773 We gonna get. See, Dee, people like us, we don't get got. 47 00:02:02,298 --> 00:02:03,629 - We go get. - That's right. 48 00:02:03,655 --> 00:02:06,628 - You won't see us getting scammed. - No way. 49 00:02:30,082 --> 00:02:34,291 Hey-oh! All right, Charlie, I signed you up for the gold member starter kit, okay? 50 00:02:34,310 --> 00:02:35,229 Good. Yeah. 51 00:02:35,266 --> 00:02:36,310 Yeah. You know what's in here? 52 00:02:36,329 --> 00:02:39,502 Two cases of the juice, four packs of the energy gel. 53 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:41,719 - Nice. - There's a box of shake mix, 54 00:02:41,737 --> 00:02:43,313 and I think they threw in a bunch of protein... 55 00:02:43,338 --> 00:02:46,069 Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! What are you doing, Charlie? 56 00:02:46,107 --> 00:02:47,389 - What? - What are you doing? 57 00:02:47,410 --> 00:02:49,783 I'm drinking the berry juice to save my life. 58 00:02:49,812 --> 00:02:51,289 This is not about berries, all right? 59 00:02:51,314 --> 00:02:53,867 You sell it. This is a whole moneymaking system, okay? 60 00:02:53,878 --> 00:02:57,172 That's what Invigaron is. It's-it's about money, 61 00:02:57,192 --> 00:02:59,265 and it's about, you know, 62 00:02:59,291 --> 00:03:02,872 "wealth creation through-through the use of antioxidants, 63 00:03:02,897 --> 00:03:04,617 - powerful antioxidants." - Yeah, uh-huh. 64 00:03:04,637 --> 00:03:08,925 And, you know, we're going to "redefine success and-and change the world." 65 00:03:08,944 --> 00:03:11,050 - You know what? - All those words are, like, stressing me out, Dee. 66 00:03:11,075 --> 00:03:13,656 - And I can't get more str... I'm at 157! - I'm gonna be honest. 67 00:03:13,678 --> 00:03:17,058 I'm a little confused as well. Uh, I don't have a firm grasp 68 00:03:17,071 --> 00:03:18,634 - on exactly how this... - It's confusing stuff. 69 00:03:18,648 --> 00:03:20,265 Where the hell is Frank? Where the hell is Frank? 70 00:03:20,276 --> 00:03:21,962 He can help us. He's, like, a business genius. 71 00:03:21,976 --> 00:03:25,171 I don't know where he is. He didn't come home this morning. He took off last night. 72 00:03:25,198 --> 00:03:27,101 He said he had some dream or something. 73 00:03:27,115 --> 00:03:29,954 And, like, he woke up, he's like, "Ah, Charlie, I got to get to the playground." 74 00:03:29,979 --> 00:03:30,942 And he shot out of here. 75 00:03:30,964 --> 00:03:32,345 - Why is he at the playground? I don't know. 76 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,585 - He told me not to come. - Well, we got to go figure it out. 77 00:03:34,609 --> 00:03:37,259 - He can help explain all this. - Yeah, he's good with stuff like this. 78 00:03:37,287 --> 00:03:38,729 - We're not. - All right, all right, let's do it. 79 00:03:38,737 --> 00:03:41,342 - I'm drinking this one though. - Yeah, but don't open any more. 80 00:03:44,004 --> 00:03:45,837 - Frank? - Huh? 81 00:03:45,984 --> 00:03:48,699 - What is this? You're stuck? - Was this your plan? 82 00:03:48,984 --> 00:03:50,204 - No. - What is this? 83 00:03:50,236 --> 00:03:52,767 - How did this happen? - How does anything happen, Charlie? 84 00:03:52,788 --> 00:03:55,201 - Move past it, will ya? - I'm afraid that's going to be impossible. 85 00:03:55,232 --> 00:03:57,676 Yeah. Where are your clothes? Why are you naked and stuck in a coil? 86 00:03:57,707 --> 00:03:58,760 Just get me out of here. 87 00:03:58,779 --> 00:04:00,527 - All right, well, first we should do the thing because... - Yeah. 88 00:04:00,545 --> 00:04:02,155 Charlie and I have a couple of business questions 89 00:04:02,180 --> 00:04:04,180 - we wanted to ask you first. - What? 90 00:04:04,315 --> 00:04:05,747 Deandra, don't dick around. 91 00:04:05,777 --> 00:04:07,886 - Get me out of here! - Look, I'll be quick, okay? 92 00:04:07,918 --> 00:04:11,319 Now, Charlie and I have recently come into a rare business opportunity, 93 00:04:11,343 --> 00:04:15,492 and we were hoping you could clear a couple things up for us. Can you look at that? 94 00:04:16,075 --> 00:04:18,891 - It's a pyramid scheme. - It's not a pyramid scheme. 95 00:04:18,902 --> 00:04:20,836 It's a reverse funnel system. 96 00:04:21,017 --> 00:04:23,017 Turn it upside down. 97 00:04:24,815 --> 00:04:26,555 - Oh, shit! - Goddamn it! Shit! 98 00:04:26,581 --> 00:04:28,408 All right, you've been duped, suckers. 99 00:04:28,425 --> 00:04:30,886 You're the sucker, okay? You're naked and you're stuck in a coil! 100 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:32,277 All right, calm down, calm down. 101 00:04:32,296 --> 00:04:35,259 Look, Frank is there any way, you know, to get out of one of these schemes? 102 00:04:35,288 --> 00:04:38,557 All right, what you got to do is round up a couple of suckers and get 'em hooked. 103 00:04:38,607 --> 00:04:41,062 Dummies with deep pockets are the best. 104 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:42,493 What about Ben the Soldier? 105 00:04:42,525 --> 00:04:43,850 Well, he's as dumb as you can get. 106 00:04:43,873 --> 00:04:46,253 - Yeah. He's so stupid. - He's dumb as bricks, that guy. 107 00:04:46,271 --> 00:04:47,478 All right, let's do it. That's good. 108 00:04:47,503 --> 00:04:49,735 We'll get him, and I'll get, like, a pulley or a rope, 109 00:04:49,754 --> 00:04:52,098 and we'll just yank you out of there or something, all right? 110 00:04:52,132 --> 00:04:54,979 - Get me out of here. - Yeah. Hold on, hold on. Charlie, whoa, think about this. 111 00:04:55,009 --> 00:04:57,817 If we get him out of there, how do we know he's gonna keep helping us? 112 00:04:58,066 --> 00:04:59,759 - Well, what do you mean? - If we get him out of there, 113 00:04:59,777 --> 00:05:01,908 he might scam us further. We don't know. He's a business mastermind. 114 00:05:01,918 --> 00:05:03,995 - I don't know what he's got going on. - Shit, that's a good point. 115 00:05:04,020 --> 00:05:05,959 I mean, what's he doing in that coil, you know what I mean? 116 00:05:05,975 --> 00:05:07,575 He wouldn't say. He could be up to something. 117 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,827 I say we leave him stuck in there just for a few more days 118 00:05:09,845 --> 00:05:11,592 so we can leverage him for business advice... 119 00:05:11,607 --> 00:05:13,198 - Right. We keep him contained. - That's right. 120 00:05:13,225 --> 00:05:15,007 - If we need questions, we just go to him. - That's right. 121 00:05:15,019 --> 00:05:15,732 All right, all right. 122 00:05:15,751 --> 00:05:18,695 Hey, uh, Frank, we'll be back in a couple days to help you out, okay, buddy? 123 00:05:18,714 --> 00:05:20,895 No, no, no, no! Deandra, I don't have a couple of days! 124 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:23,955 It's Saturday coming up. There's gonna be kids here! 125 00:05:30,352 --> 00:05:32,528 Hey, guys. You here for the presentation? 126 00:05:32,559 --> 00:05:34,503 - I'm Harris Marder. - Save it, bozo. 127 00:05:34,528 --> 00:05:35,903 We're here for the free golf clubs. 128 00:05:35,921 --> 00:05:38,696 You got exactly 20 minutes to do your little song and dance. 129 00:05:38,821 --> 00:05:41,352 We're just gonna tune out, so why don't you give us a wave when you're finished. 130 00:05:41,385 --> 00:05:42,979 - Or don't. - What's the point? 131 00:05:43,005 --> 00:05:45,717 I'd just be wasting my time. I mean, obviously, you two are smart. 132 00:05:45,738 --> 00:05:48,472 - 19 minutes and 50 seconds, clown. - Don't get me wrong. 133 00:05:48,477 --> 00:05:50,735 Invigaron is great, but you got to put in the hours. 134 00:05:50,759 --> 00:05:53,386 You fellows strike me more as men of leisure. 135 00:05:54,392 --> 00:05:55,608 Obviously. Well, we are. 136 00:05:55,622 --> 00:06:00,020 Yeah, I mean, this guy's got the Hawaiian shirt, you with the killer tan. 137 00:06:00,046 --> 00:06:02,939 Bet it's killing you guys to be stuck indoors on a beautiful day like today. 138 00:06:02,964 --> 00:06:05,352 It is. So less yapping, more golf clubs please. 139 00:06:06,175 --> 00:06:08,213 Yeah, I get it. And you know what? 140 00:06:08,233 --> 00:06:09,781 Because you guys are such great sports, 141 00:06:09,792 --> 00:06:12,260 I'm gonna throw in a coupon for a free round of golf 142 00:06:12,285 --> 00:06:14,848 at the Dusty Dunes Resort in Orlando. 143 00:06:14,979 --> 00:06:16,542 You guys been to Florida? 144 00:06:16,612 --> 00:06:17,906 Been there? 145 00:06:17,975 --> 00:06:18,954 Not physically. 146 00:06:18,985 --> 00:06:22,889 If you want, I can set you up with one of their private villas. 147 00:06:23,743 --> 00:06:25,111 Private villa. 148 00:06:25,140 --> 00:06:27,703 - Whatever. That's pretty nice. Look at that. - Oh, it is nice. 149 00:06:27,723 --> 00:06:31,791 Did you know that the average rate for a hotel room 30 years ago was $19? 150 00:06:31,816 --> 00:06:34,271 Today it's $237. 151 00:06:34,335 --> 00:06:36,247 That's a 1,300% increase. 152 00:06:36,316 --> 00:06:39,439 So it's not inconceivable to think that in another 30 years, 153 00:06:39,464 --> 00:06:41,911 a week at a hotel runs you 20 grand. 154 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:45,378 - That's not inconceivable. That's very, very conceivable. - That's... crazy. Really? 155 00:06:45,403 --> 00:06:47,059 Okay, but not for you guys. 156 00:06:47,153 --> 00:06:51,042 You'll be locked in at $1,400 annually. 157 00:06:51,517 --> 00:06:52,646 Wait. We would be? 158 00:06:52,660 --> 00:06:55,391 Yeah. I'm not talking about taking a vacation, guys. 159 00:06:55,461 --> 00:06:58,214 I'm talking about owning a vacation. 160 00:06:58,313 --> 00:07:01,567 And, look, if you're still not comfortable with the numbers, you just double down. 161 00:07:01,593 --> 00:07:04,630 You get two weeks, sell that second week, 162 00:07:04,786 --> 00:07:08,049 - boom, you're vacationing for free. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 163 00:07:08,138 --> 00:07:11,358 - Mac, I think this guy just bent himself over a barrel a little bit. - He did? 164 00:07:11,387 --> 00:07:13,843 Yeah, for our pleasure. Follow me here. 165 00:07:13,955 --> 00:07:17,846 Okay, so if we buy a second week, and we sell that, we're vacationing for free. 166 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:20,542 What happens if we buy a third week and sell that? 167 00:07:21,061 --> 00:07:23,737 We're getting paid to vacation! 168 00:07:23,756 --> 00:07:26,812 - Oh, shit! - You guys, I... I've actually never thought of it like that. 169 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:28,993 - I know! - I'm not sure I can make that deal. 170 00:07:29,014 --> 00:07:30,176 - The deal's locked in. - Deal's done. 171 00:07:30,205 --> 00:07:32,125 - I'm gonna write in "three..." - Write in "three weeks." 172 00:07:32,134 --> 00:07:33,550 - Three here... that's done! - Yeah, right? 173 00:07:33,559 --> 00:07:34,790 - Put three on... - You got got! 174 00:07:34,805 --> 00:07:37,149 - You thought we were a bunch of suckers, but guess what? - Oh, God. 175 00:07:37,168 --> 00:07:40,425 We're not. We just bought three weeks of a time-share. 176 00:07:41,834 --> 00:07:43,078 So you did. 177 00:07:49,729 --> 00:07:53,074 - Not a great turnout. - No, not-not a great turnout. You know why? 178 00:07:53,093 --> 00:07:55,050 Nobody gives a shit about free soup, Charlie. 179 00:07:55,070 --> 00:07:56,583 People want golf clubs and concert tickets. 180 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,373 Don't knock the soup, all right? Da'Maniac's here. 181 00:07:58,388 --> 00:07:59,749 He's sucked down, like, three bowls of it. 182 00:07:59,773 --> 00:08:01,698 Yeah, he is here. And why is he here, Charlie? 183 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:03,391 - Well... - Nobody wants to buy something 184 00:08:03,399 --> 00:08:05,505 from a deranged wrestler. Why would you invite him? 185 00:08:05,517 --> 00:08:07,124 I didn't invite him. He just drifted in. 186 00:08:07,143 --> 00:08:08,201 I guess he was... 187 00:08:08,226 --> 00:08:10,331 - ... looking for free soup, yeah, free soup. - Just looking for soup. All right. 188 00:08:10,353 --> 00:08:11,678 You know, drifters... 189 00:08:12,014 --> 00:08:13,733 - All right, let's just get it going, all right? - Yeah. 190 00:08:13,749 --> 00:08:16,405 Hello, everyone. Thank you so much for coming today. 191 00:08:16,443 --> 00:08:21,541 Each one of you has been hand-selected to potentially join our Invigaron team. 192 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:23,802 "What is Invigaron?" you may be asking. 193 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,251 Charlie? 194 00:08:26,167 --> 00:08:28,859 Hello, everyone. I'm Dee, and this is Charlie. 195 00:08:29,103 --> 00:08:32,977 And as you can tell by our huge mansion, we're insanely loaded. 196 00:08:33,189 --> 00:08:36,892 But it wasn't always this way. We used to be losers, like all of you people. 197 00:08:36,919 --> 00:08:39,891 And then we discovered the Invig... 198 00:08:39,918 --> 00:08:42,819 Invigaron! 199 00:08:43,369 --> 00:08:45,653 And it all starts with the berries. 200 00:08:45,872 --> 00:08:47,616 The berries are the most delici... 201 00:08:47,641 --> 00:08:51,339 I'm sure you're all excited to learn more about the Invigaron system. 202 00:08:51,357 --> 00:08:54,050 - What the hell happened to my part, Dee? - Yeah, I had to do some reshoots. 203 00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:55,854 You are way too hung up on the berries. 204 00:08:55,885 --> 00:08:57,804 The success of the Invigaron system 205 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:00,573 is largely due to the simplicity of its origins. 206 00:09:00,604 --> 00:09:03,421 Using a multi-tiered distribu... multi-level market... 207 00:09:03,446 --> 00:09:05,665 the Invigaron system... multi-level... 208 00:09:06,465 --> 00:09:07,521 Invig... 209 00:09:07,542 --> 00:09:10,449 I'm Andy, proud owner of my own mountain, where... 210 00:09:11,105 --> 00:09:13,018 Did a couple reshoots of my own. 211 00:09:13,090 --> 00:09:16,900 Proud owner of my own mountain, where I'm a magical bean farmer. 212 00:09:19,066 --> 00:09:20,585 Berries! 213 00:09:23,223 --> 00:09:26,966 Does the sophisticated business model of Invigaron confuse you? 214 00:09:27,139 --> 00:09:32,108 You don't need to understand how Invigaron works, because somebody above you does. 215 00:09:32,245 --> 00:09:36,859 So ask less questions, and make more money. 216 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:39,707 - There we go. - Okay. 217 00:09:39,734 --> 00:09:41,757 Well, I wasn't quite finished, there's... 218 00:09:41,827 --> 00:09:44,683 Still not convinced? Well, guess what? 219 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:48,357 The Invigaron system is also a pyramid scheme. 220 00:09:50,915 --> 00:09:53,053 "What's a pyramid scheme?" you ask. 221 00:09:53,078 --> 00:09:55,053 All right, basically a house of cards where the dickheads 222 00:09:55,078 --> 00:09:58,697 at the bottom do all the work, and give all the money to the smart guys up at the top. 223 00:09:58,722 --> 00:10:02,877 - All right? Now, will you get... - Don't just be successful. Be berry... 224 00:10:02,947 --> 00:10:06,444 - You won't need a pot of gold. - But still amazingly badass... 225 00:10:06,469 --> 00:10:08,077 So do... 226 00:10:11,043 --> 00:10:12,831 - There we go. - All right, any questions? 227 00:10:12,850 --> 00:10:15,975 I have a question. Uh, how do I get in on this? 228 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:18,906 Uh, you probably don't, because you need money. 229 00:10:18,925 --> 00:10:21,819 Ben, how many boxes am I gonna put you down for? 230 00:10:22,393 --> 00:10:23,911 I don't really understand what I'm buying. 231 00:10:23,925 --> 00:10:25,731 - You saw the video. - Was the video not clear? 232 00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:28,187 - The video was pretty clear, Charlie. - You think maybe it's your stress? 233 00:10:28,207 --> 00:10:29,532 Do you want to check your photon levels? 234 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:30,385 - Oh. - Yeah. 235 00:10:30,414 --> 00:10:32,727 - Yeah, you could be stressed. It... okay. - Yes. 236 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,383 - Here you go. - Okay. 237 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:36,529 Uh, where should I put my feet? Dee, where do his feet go? 238 00:10:36,556 --> 00:10:38,381 The feet go wherever. What is it with the feet? 239 00:10:38,976 --> 00:10:41,161 Thank you for this business opportunity. 240 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:42,846 I will not let you down. 241 00:10:42,883 --> 00:10:45,071 No, no, no, no, no. Sir, you need to pay for the product, 242 00:10:45,096 --> 00:10:46,552 you can't just take it out of here. 243 00:10:46,577 --> 00:10:48,339 Roger! Roger that. 244 00:10:48,358 --> 00:10:50,071 He's just... he's just leaving the bar. 245 00:10:50,088 --> 00:10:52,085 He just stole the berries. That's not g... 246 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,854 Oh! 247 00:10:53,857 --> 00:10:58,024 - Oh, 107. Hey, man, that's pretty good. - What? Don't... 248 00:10:58,069 --> 00:11:00,157 - Healthy guy over here. - Charlie, no, that's terrible. 249 00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:02,221 He's very stressed out and he needs to buy the 250 00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:03,584 - product and eat the berries. - Oh, shit! 251 00:11:03,610 --> 00:11:07,023 I-I'm sorry. Um, I don't think this is for me. 252 00:11:07,123 --> 00:11:08,779 Oh, goddamn it! 253 00:11:08,927 --> 00:11:10,762 If 107's bad, I got to eat more berries. 254 00:11:10,780 --> 00:11:13,519 Stop eating berries! You've had enough berries! 255 00:11:17,294 --> 00:11:19,266 I just don't understand. 256 00:11:19,427 --> 00:11:21,983 - Is it a sexual thing? - No, just get me the hell out! 257 00:11:22,033 --> 00:11:23,600 - It doesn't matter! - Matters to me; 258 00:11:23,611 --> 00:11:25,698 - I don't think I can move past it. - We came here for a reason. 259 00:11:25,715 --> 00:11:26,796 Let's just jump into it, all right? 260 00:11:26,810 --> 00:11:28,840 - All right. - Frank, we have a very exciting 261 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:31,842 real estate opportunity for you in sunny Orlando, Florida. 262 00:11:31,864 --> 00:11:34,419 Yes. How would you like to spend one week out of the year 263 00:11:34,438 --> 00:11:38,786 living the high life at your own private villa at the Dusty Dunes Resort? 264 00:11:39,024 --> 00:11:41,386 - You guys bought a time-share? - Well, yeah. 265 00:11:41,413 --> 00:11:43,956 Yeah. How can you all be so gullible? 266 00:11:43,981 --> 00:11:45,512 - No, no, no, no. - No, this is different, Frank. 267 00:11:45,537 --> 00:11:46,512 - This is different. - Tell him. 268 00:11:46,529 --> 00:11:48,729 This asshole tried to sell us one week. 269 00:11:48,754 --> 00:11:50,492 We took the prick for three. 270 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:53,290 You did? You took him for three weeks? 271 00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:54,910 Dennis thought of it. 272 00:11:54,935 --> 00:11:57,476 You think he didn't want to sell you as many weeks as possible? 273 00:11:57,495 --> 00:11:59,132 - No, I don't think he... - I told you that might have been a concern, I... 274 00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:01,376 - No, I know, but I... All right, fine. - The whole way over, you said that's... 275 00:12:01,392 --> 00:12:04,158 Well, look, I didn't come here to be criticized by a man stuck in a coil! 276 00:12:04,170 --> 00:12:06,783 - Are you gonna buy a week or not? - No, I'm not that stupid. 277 00:12:06,808 --> 00:12:08,201 We don't need this. We're out of here, Frank. 278 00:12:08,215 --> 00:12:09,820 - Screw you. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 279 00:12:09,825 --> 00:12:12,161 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I-I-I can help you. 280 00:12:12,173 --> 00:12:13,967 - Yeah? Help us how? - I can help you. Yeah. 281 00:12:13,995 --> 00:12:16,751 I'll give you a premium lead on a deep-pocket dummy. 282 00:12:16,907 --> 00:12:18,903 - Premium lead? That's business talk. - We need premium leads. 283 00:12:18,936 --> 00:12:20,099 Yeah. Who? 284 00:12:20,124 --> 00:12:21,462 You promise to get me out of here? 285 00:12:21,487 --> 00:12:22,550 Yeah, yeah, Frank, we promise. 286 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,202 - What do you think, we're gonna leave you in a coil? - Give us a name. 287 00:12:24,223 --> 00:12:26,671 Ben the Soldier. All right? 288 00:12:27,448 --> 00:12:29,413 - Ben the Soldier, huh? - Yeah. 289 00:12:29,518 --> 00:12:30,764 - Well, yeah... - That's pretty good. 290 00:12:30,787 --> 00:12:31,700 - It is? - Yeah. 291 00:12:31,725 --> 00:12:33,444 He's very, very dumb. I mean, think about it. 292 00:12:33,447 --> 00:12:35,892 He went over there, probably saw some pretty serious carnage. 293 00:12:36,136 --> 00:12:39,250 He's gonna have some bad PTSD. If we trigger that, 294 00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:41,342 - he'll be putty in our hands. - Right, whatever. 295 00:12:41,398 --> 00:12:43,031 - Okay, get me out of here. - No. 296 00:12:43,177 --> 00:12:45,026 - Nah. Nah. - Nah. 297 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:46,607 No. 298 00:12:46,701 --> 00:12:48,520 Wait, whoa, whoa. Where you going? 299 00:12:48,545 --> 00:12:50,338 - You just got got, Frank. Yeah. 300 00:12:50,357 --> 00:12:52,402 Uh, you played your hand a little too early, sucker. 301 00:12:52,528 --> 00:12:54,622 - We'll come back when we need you again. - That's called leverage. 302 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:55,769 - Right. - That's business talk. 303 00:12:55,789 --> 00:12:57,076 Yeah, thought you were good at that stuff. 304 00:12:57,098 --> 00:12:58,628 - The kids are coming! What... - I know. 305 00:12:58,649 --> 00:13:01,857 The kids! The kids will be here! 306 00:13:06,926 --> 00:13:09,639 Now listen. We just need to trigger his PTSD a little bit, all right? 307 00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:11,588 - Get him all jumbled up. - Couple of sudden movements. 308 00:13:11,606 --> 00:13:13,306 - Loud noises. - Exactly. 309 00:13:13,509 --> 00:13:14,422 - Hey! - Hey! 310 00:13:14,450 --> 00:13:16,871 Ben! It's so good to see you, man. 311 00:13:16,912 --> 00:13:18,312 How are you? Come on in. 312 00:13:18,334 --> 00:13:20,503 - Have a seat on the couch, why don't you? - Okay. 313 00:13:20,765 --> 00:13:22,701 All right. Oh, my God! 314 00:13:22,726 --> 00:13:24,111 Hi. 315 00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:25,902 - Da'Maniac. - Yeah, I know. 316 00:13:25,925 --> 00:13:28,425 - What are you doing here? - Well, I've come for the presentation. 317 00:13:28,463 --> 00:13:29,657 Gonna be really cool, huh? 318 00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:33,551 Oh, it's... it's sort of... geared specifically towards Ben, so... 319 00:13:33,639 --> 00:13:34,643 I like him, too. 320 00:13:34,664 --> 00:13:36,341 He a good guy, huh? Nice to see you. 321 00:13:36,368 --> 00:13:38,001 - Yeah. - That's good. 322 00:13:38,042 --> 00:13:39,394 - He's coming in. - Hey, Ben. 323 00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:40,995 How you doing? All right, let's just, uh... 324 00:13:41,011 --> 00:13:42,417 Okay, uh... 325 00:13:42,442 --> 00:13:44,248 All right, listen, so, Ben... 326 00:13:44,298 --> 00:13:45,798 Um, 327 00:13:45,823 --> 00:13:50,500 we would like to offer you a week's stay in our time-share condominium in Florida. 328 00:13:50,522 --> 00:13:53,028 It's an amazing property. I mean, when we first saw it, 329 00:13:53,046 --> 00:13:55,385 we were like, "Boom!" 330 00:14:03,815 --> 00:14:05,261 Sometimes, 331 00:14:05,299 --> 00:14:07,840 loud noises make the squirrels go in my head, 332 00:14:07,865 --> 00:14:10,898 and I-I don't fight in the ring anymore, but 333 00:14:10,922 --> 00:14:15,614 I still fight with the demons in Da'Maniac's head. 334 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:22,095 All right, well, we'll-we'll try to be a little bit more sensitive to that. I... 335 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:22,720 Yeah. 336 00:14:22,744 --> 00:14:25,125 Um, and we'll keep our voices down from here on out. 337 00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:27,190 Yeah. Uh, Ben, 338 00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:30,391 - should we talk numbers? - Oh, I don't know. 339 00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:33,061 Um, and it sounds really nice, but 340 00:14:33,086 --> 00:14:35,658 I'm not trying to make any business decisions. 341 00:14:35,683 --> 00:14:38,870 I have a 107 stress level. 342 00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,460 - Ooh. - I'm sorry. 343 00:14:40,491 --> 00:14:42,891 I shouldn't be here. I-I have to go. 344 00:14:43,073 --> 00:14:44,743 - Well, wait, Ben, stop. Ben... - Don't go, Ben. 345 00:14:44,761 --> 00:14:46,497 No, the sunshine state. 346 00:14:47,334 --> 00:14:49,670 Oh, uh, I'm in. 347 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:54,507 Oh, no. Well, no. See, Maniac, it's very expensive. It's, like, $1,400. 348 00:14:54,532 --> 00:14:57,159 Sold to the Maniac for $1,400. 349 00:14:57,377 --> 00:14:59,058 - Really? - You know why? 350 00:14:59,081 --> 00:15:01,266 'Cause I can pay you 351 00:15:01,328 --> 00:15:02,997 in Invigaron. 352 00:15:03,022 --> 00:15:04,548 I don't think you're quite understanding. 353 00:15:04,573 --> 00:15:08,529 Uh, this involves you giving us cash, not a product that we would then sell. 354 00:15:08,548 --> 00:15:10,229 - Sure. - See, we need cash money. 355 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:11,520 Oh, you're... We're on the same page. 356 00:15:11,531 --> 00:15:14,140 - Okay. I don't even understand what he's talking about. - Yeah. Hold on one second. 357 00:15:14,173 --> 00:15:15,952 No, take your time. 358 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,391 Listen, 359 00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:19,826 I think we might have been wrong about Dee and Charlie's little investment. 360 00:15:20,728 --> 00:15:23,222 I mean, they're out there moving berries like crazy. 361 00:15:23,241 --> 00:15:24,847 If those bozos can do it, 362 00:15:24,872 --> 00:15:26,856 think how many you and I can sell. 363 00:15:26,881 --> 00:15:28,994 - We could flip 'em, like, ten times over. - That's what I'm saying. 364 00:15:29,031 --> 00:15:31,579 So I say we swindle Da'Maniac while we got him here. 365 00:15:31,604 --> 00:15:34,954 - Let's get in on Dee and Charlie's little game. - Smart. 366 00:15:35,072 --> 00:15:38,334 Pyramid scheme and a time-share? We're diversifying our portfolio. 367 00:15:38,359 --> 00:15:39,628 That's the thing. Okay, all right. 368 00:15:39,653 --> 00:15:41,291 - Hey, Maniac? - Yeah. 369 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,630 Hey, you just got yourself a deal. 370 00:15:43,660 --> 00:15:45,060 - We're in business together? - Yeah. 371 00:15:45,085 --> 00:15:47,646 That's so cool. I'm gonna go grab my stuff, 372 00:15:47,666 --> 00:15:51,101 and then, if you wouldn't mind, could you show me which room is mine? 373 00:15:51,126 --> 00:15:54,457 I'd like a big room, if you don't mind. We're gonna have so much fun. 374 00:15:54,473 --> 00:15:56,173 Invigaron. 375 00:15:56,885 --> 00:15:58,023 Uh... 376 00:15:58,263 --> 00:16:01,584 is-is he under the impression that our apartment is the time-share? 377 00:16:01,609 --> 00:16:03,297 It would appear so. 378 00:16:03,447 --> 00:16:05,253 Okay, you know what? We'll deal with that later. 379 00:16:05,269 --> 00:16:07,430 Let focus on getting Ben to crack. 380 00:16:09,296 --> 00:16:12,454 All right, now, between Da'Maniac stealing our berries and these night vision goggles, 381 00:16:12,479 --> 00:16:14,392 we're in a bit of a hole, so we got to make this count. 382 00:16:14,417 --> 00:16:17,545 - Okay. What's the plan exactly? - We're gonna trigger Ben's PTSD, all right? 383 00:16:17,566 --> 00:16:19,129 We bust in like Navy SEALs, 384 00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:22,263 zip-tie his hands, bag over his head, and then we bash him till he buys. 385 00:16:22,288 --> 00:16:25,360 PTSD— that's so brilliant. How's Frank come up with that stuff? 386 00:16:25,503 --> 00:16:27,232 What can you say? He knows business. 387 00:16:27,246 --> 00:16:28,779 Okay, ready? Locked and loaded? 388 00:16:28,812 --> 00:16:30,578 All right. Let's go, Charlie. 389 00:16:30,605 --> 00:16:32,539 Let's move. 390 00:16:47,967 --> 00:16:49,298 Oh, oh, oh! 391 00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:51,903 Hey! What the hell are you guys doing here? 392 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:54,832 We were gonna try and trigger Ben's PTSD and make him buy our shit. 393 00:16:54,868 --> 00:16:56,220 Good luck. We've been at it all night. 394 00:16:56,251 --> 00:16:58,507 We broke in here, looking like Arabs, screaming at him. 395 00:16:58,526 --> 00:16:59,845 The guy's rock solid. 396 00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:01,709 - Why did you dress him like Ebenezer Scrooge? - Yeah. 397 00:17:01,724 --> 00:17:03,408 He was actually dressed like at when we got here. 398 00:17:03,434 --> 00:17:06,522 He's clearly got some issues. I just don't know that PTSD is one of them. 399 00:17:06,564 --> 00:17:09,095 Yeah, we've been watching violent war movies all night 400 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:11,097 to remind him of the carnage that he saw in combat. 401 00:17:11,122 --> 00:17:14,480 I didn't see any carnage. Um, I actually had a good time during the war. 402 00:17:14,509 --> 00:17:17,955 I got to travel the world, uh, try new, exotic cuisines. 403 00:17:18,059 --> 00:17:19,944 - Well, I'm a computer programmer. - What? 404 00:17:19,953 --> 00:17:21,586 Goddamn it! 405 00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:23,409 Frank told us this dummy was the key 406 00:17:23,434 --> 00:17:25,402 to digging ourselves out of our financial debt. 407 00:17:25,415 --> 00:17:26,415 What? 408 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,176 Frank told us the same thing. 409 00:17:28,201 --> 00:17:31,735 Well, that's interesting. So, we're all here doing this because of Frank. 410 00:17:31,770 --> 00:17:33,339 See, I told you he was up to something. 411 00:17:33,378 --> 00:17:34,599 Hold on a second. 412 00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:36,638 Getting all naked and cramming yourself into a coil— 413 00:17:36,663 --> 00:17:38,643 that's a pretty good distraction, right? 414 00:17:38,661 --> 00:17:39,918 - Right? - Yeah, and think about it. 415 00:17:39,942 --> 00:17:42,205 He didn't tell us why he was in that coil. 416 00:17:42,223 --> 00:17:45,617 No, no, no. I just assumed that he went down there to pound off in the nighttime. 417 00:17:45,639 --> 00:17:47,082 - Yeah, right, right. - Yeah, me, too. Me, too. 418 00:17:47,097 --> 00:17:49,052 But now I'm absolutely sure he had an agenda. 419 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,424 I bet he was never stuck in that coil at all. 420 00:17:51,463 --> 00:17:55,004 He's been at the top of the pyramid the whole time just gathering our cash. 421 00:17:55,029 --> 00:17:56,810 Oh, right, right, or at the bottom of the funnel. 422 00:17:56,835 --> 00:17:59,003 - Bottom of the funnel, top of the— they're the same thing.- I'm not sure which way it works. 423 00:17:59,021 --> 00:18:01,864 Yeah, well, I bet you when we go down there, he's not even in there, is he? 424 00:18:01,883 --> 00:18:03,983 No. Hell, no, he's not in that coil, 425 00:18:04,022 --> 00:18:06,174 but I know exactly where he will be. 426 00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:08,356 All right, everyone, we have a new addition 427 00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:10,592 to the platinum sales staff, and let me just tell you something. 428 00:18:10,616 --> 00:18:14,143 - This guy is an absolute dynamo. Scam! This guy's a liar! 429 00:18:14,155 --> 00:18:16,241 - You guys are getting scammed! - You're getting scammed! 430 00:18:16,277 --> 00:18:19,102 - Pyramid! Pyramid! - Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! 431 00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:22,162 Hey, hey, hey! What's going on here? 432 00:18:22,182 --> 00:18:23,325 Well, I'll tell you what's going on. 433 00:18:23,337 --> 00:18:26,595 We are saving these people from years of financial rape. 434 00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:29,512 Oh, hey, if you want out of Invigaron, all you have to do is say so. 435 00:18:29,555 --> 00:18:30,194 Wait. 436 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,266 - I do? - Huh? 437 00:18:31,301 --> 00:18:34,983 Look, you just, uh, sign this release form, 438 00:18:35,008 --> 00:18:38,598 pay a $200 penalty fee, your down line will shift up to me, 439 00:18:38,613 --> 00:18:39,594 and then you're free and clear. 440 00:18:39,612 --> 00:18:41,775 - That's it? All you got to do is sign the document? - Can we do that? 441 00:18:41,807 --> 00:18:44,466 - Yeah, does that mean we're out of the time-share? - Oh, no, no, 442 00:18:44,485 --> 00:18:45,866 I'm afraid I can't help you there. 443 00:18:45,894 --> 00:18:48,495 Those contracts are ironclad. 444 00:18:48,664 --> 00:18:52,067 I'm just relieved you didn't see the old opt-out clause. 445 00:18:52,155 --> 00:18:53,286 Wait a second. 446 00:18:53,395 --> 00:18:54,934 He just subtly 447 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,975 - motioned to this document here— opt-out. - Oh, no. Oh, crap, I've said too much. 448 00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,598 "Buyer may opt out of the contract within 72 hours 449 00:19:00,623 --> 00:19:04,407 for one-time cancellation fee of only $2,000." 450 00:19:04,427 --> 00:19:07,355 - You figured it out. - Oh, you fool. I have... 451 00:19:07,393 --> 00:19:09,556 You didn't think we were gonna see this, but we outsmarted you. 452 00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:11,131 - Yeah. - We're a couple of foxes. 453 00:19:11,156 --> 00:19:12,844 All right, you got got! 454 00:19:13,464 --> 00:19:15,208 So suck on that little piece of sweetness. 455 00:19:17,137 --> 00:19:18,757 You also wrote "faced" in the memo. 456 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,927 Ha! Nice! 457 00:19:20,957 --> 00:19:23,429 Should have known better than to get involved with a couple sharks like you two. 458 00:19:23,442 --> 00:19:25,529 - You should have. - We're just glad we're out from under Frank. 459 00:19:25,585 --> 00:19:26,873 - Yeah. - Who's Frank? 460 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,863 Oh, "Who's Frank?" he says. Like he doesn't know. 461 00:19:28,866 --> 00:19:31,358 Come on, everybody. Frank's the guy who's behind all this; 462 00:19:31,396 --> 00:19:33,630 Frank is the mastermind in the coil. 463 00:19:34,115 --> 00:19:35,720 I sincerely have no idea what you're talking about. 464 00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:36,891 Oh, sure you don't, buddy. 465 00:19:36,911 --> 00:19:38,466 - Well, guess what? - He might not 'cause Frank... 466 00:19:38,485 --> 00:19:39,720 Uh-oh. Oh, shit. 467 00:19:39,752 --> 00:19:41,290 Oh, you thought we came in mad. 468 00:19:41,315 --> 00:19:43,121 Wait till you see what this monster has to say. 469 00:19:43,142 --> 00:19:44,802 This guy? What are you talking about? 470 00:19:44,827 --> 00:19:47,133 - This guy's the best salesman I got. - Da'Maniac? 471 00:19:47,173 --> 00:19:49,340 Yeah. He's already got 30 people under him. 472 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:52,453 I got to thank you all so much for hooking me up with that army guy. 473 00:19:52,666 --> 00:19:55,270 I got his whole platoon selling for me. 474 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,226 Wait a sec. 475 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,770 - Da'Maniac's on my down line. - Yup. 476 00:19:58,419 --> 00:20:01,531 I'm rich. I'm rich. Oh! 477 00:20:03,257 --> 00:20:06,346 - You got got! You got got! You got got! - Oh, whoa, one second. 478 00:20:06,376 --> 00:20:08,669 One second, guys. Actually, he's in my down line. 479 00:20:08,688 --> 00:20:10,808 - You just bought out, remember? - Shoot! 480 00:20:11,851 --> 00:20:13,151 No, you... Oh! 481 00:20:13,176 --> 00:20:16,434 This guy's good. Oh, yeah. You know, sorry. 482 00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:19,306 I want to get this stuff done here, and then 483 00:20:19,331 --> 00:20:21,057 I'll meet you back at our time-share, huh? 484 00:20:21,088 --> 00:20:22,321 Okay. 485 00:20:23,683 --> 00:20:26,430 - Now, what's going on there? Is he, like, living with you guys, or...? - Yeah. 486 00:20:26,447 --> 00:20:28,870 He's... It's-it's a whole thing. Just move past it. 487 00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:31,695 - That's a hard thing to move past. - Yeah, doesn't know what time-share is. 488 00:20:31,707 --> 00:20:33,275 All right, but hold on a second, hold on a second. 489 00:20:33,314 --> 00:20:34,808 Is Frank still the mastermind? I don't get it. 490 00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:36,862 - Is he still in the coil? - No, he's not still in the coil. 491 00:20:36,867 --> 00:20:39,458 Come on, guys, he's definitely still behind this. 492 00:20:39,483 --> 00:20:42,658 He's probably down in Orlando enjoying that time-share. He's long gone. 493 00:20:42,677 --> 00:20:45,775 - Right. Wherever he is, he's having a real good time. - Mm-hmm. 494 00:20:48,362 --> 00:20:51,284 Hey! Hey, easy, easy, easy. 495 00:20:52,746 --> 00:20:54,824 I gotta get out of here! 496 00:20:55,626 --> 00:20:57,730 Get me out of here! 497 00:21:02,167 --> 00:21:04,065 Get me out of here!