1 00:00:01,113 --> 00:00:05,186 This place has got the best hot dogs in Philadelphia. 2 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:09,161 Once you nosh on these, you're not gonna want to eat another hot dog after this. 3 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:10,974 Might as well get some snacks while we're here. 4 00:00:10,999 --> 00:00:12,055 I'm getting a beer. 5 00:00:12,077 --> 00:00:14,775 Don't grab a beer. We're on our way to a bar, which we own. 6 00:00:14,813 --> 00:00:16,894 - I'm gonna get a beer, too. - Are you serious? 7 00:00:16,913 --> 00:00:18,476 - Anyone else? - Yeah, I'll have a beer. 8 00:00:18,496 --> 00:00:19,802 - Of course I want a beer. - Yeah. 9 00:00:19,821 --> 00:00:22,832 All right, well, I'm not gonna be the only one not drinking beer, so come on. 10 00:00:22,982 --> 00:00:24,129 Don't move! 11 00:00:24,883 --> 00:00:25,932 Oh, sh... 12 00:00:25,964 --> 00:00:27,985 Open the register. Open it! 13 00:00:28,016 --> 00:00:29,935 Oh, shit, oh, God, we're all gonna die. 14 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:33,513 Put the money in the bag. Do it fast, or I'll blow your brains out! 15 00:00:33,557 --> 00:00:35,108 What are we gonna do? 16 00:00:53,507 --> 00:01:03,507 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 17 00:01:06,030 --> 00:01:07,274 Put the money in the bag. 18 00:01:07,305 --> 00:01:08,999 Do it fast, or I'll blow your brains out! 19 00:01:09,248 --> 00:01:11,071 What are we gonna do? 20 00:01:17,246 --> 00:01:18,638 - I will shoot you in the teeth. - Okay. 21 00:01:18,663 --> 00:01:20,390 - Give me the money. - Hey, bozo. 22 00:01:20,594 --> 00:01:25,197 Walk away now, and I let you live... or stick around and repent for your sins. 23 00:01:25,230 --> 00:01:26,988 You better step your ass back. 24 00:01:27,013 --> 00:01:29,522 - And you better say "cheese." - Huh? 25 00:01:37,278 --> 00:01:40,539 - Crisis averted. - Holy shit! 26 00:01:40,570 --> 00:01:42,664 - Mac, that was amazing! - Oh, my God. 27 00:01:42,784 --> 00:01:44,309 Did you like my "say cheese" line? 28 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,148 I didn't quite get that, if I'm being honest. 29 00:01:46,188 --> 00:01:48,121 Yeah, I was a little bit confused by that as well. 30 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:50,313 It was a pun, 'cause I flung cheese in his face, you know? 31 00:01:50,339 --> 00:01:52,676 - No, I got that, but... - Yeah, but-but that's not really a pun. 32 00:01:52,701 --> 00:01:54,518 No, if you... if you had taken his photograph, 33 00:01:54,543 --> 00:01:56,174 - and then you flung cheese in his face... - There it is. 34 00:01:56,212 --> 00:01:58,775 - that would be a pun. - Yeah, you're taking the guy's picture, you say, "Say cheese!" 35 00:01:58,800 --> 00:01:59,744 That would've done it. 36 00:01:59,788 --> 00:02:01,254 - Should I go get a camera? - You know what? 37 00:02:01,274 --> 00:02:03,232 - Yeah, he's missing the point. - It doesn't matter. 38 00:02:03,257 --> 00:02:06,241 - What you just did was badass. - Oh, my God. 39 00:02:06,370 --> 00:02:09,039 Now let's take a look at who this scumbag is. 40 00:02:13,386 --> 00:02:14,917 Oh, sh... oh, shit. 41 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:16,835 Yakuza. 42 00:02:16,879 --> 00:02:18,267 - Go, go! - Oh, shit! 43 00:02:18,303 --> 00:02:19,945 Oh, my God. 44 00:02:26,630 --> 00:02:28,030 - Hyah! - Hyoh! 45 00:03:36,437 --> 00:03:38,638 Mac, watch out! 46 00:03:44,033 --> 00:03:46,756 Hah! 47 00:03:47,229 --> 00:03:49,473 Yah! 48 00:03:49,534 --> 00:03:51,868 Hyah! 49 00:04:10,465 --> 00:04:12,861 Very impressive. 50 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:15,317 Your technique... 51 00:04:15,417 --> 00:04:17,417 is impeccable. 52 00:04:25,497 --> 00:04:28,548 - Cool off. - Oh my God, Mac, that was amazing. 53 00:04:28,850 --> 00:04:30,920 And that's a great pun, dude. You used the pun right! 54 00:04:30,947 --> 00:04:32,567 Yeah, you got the pun right, dude. 55 00:04:32,591 --> 00:04:34,204 Huh? What pun? 56 00:04:34,253 --> 00:04:36,004 The... "Cool off" and you kicked him in a fridge. 57 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:37,791 - He's not getting it, is he? - No, he's not. Forget it. 58 00:04:37,824 --> 00:04:39,093 - What is a pun? - Don't worry about it. 59 00:04:39,121 --> 00:04:40,955 - You know, move past it. - I'll take his photograph. 60 00:04:42,530 --> 00:04:45,915 What the hell is the matter with you? Why would you do that? 61 00:04:45,927 --> 00:04:47,015 I killed the boss. 62 00:04:47,046 --> 00:04:49,537 That's not the boss, you idiot. He's my father! 63 00:04:49,543 --> 00:04:52,587 - He owns the store! - Whoops. 64 00:04:52,603 --> 00:04:54,347 - My bad. - Now, is your throat okay? 65 00:04:54,368 --> 00:04:55,871 Is it... is that from the smoke, or...? 66 00:04:55,892 --> 00:04:57,860 Is that a pun? 67 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:03,682 Oh, my God, Mac! 68 00:05:03,715 --> 00:05:04,857 No! 69 00:05:04,883 --> 00:05:08,867 - Mac, Mac, Mac. We're sorry for doubting your awesomeness. - Yeah. 70 00:05:08,886 --> 00:05:11,553 - I can't live without you. - Don't die. 71 00:05:11,582 --> 00:05:14,467 I... 72 00:05:14,492 --> 00:05:16,664 don't... 73 00:05:16,863 --> 00:05:19,173 forgive you. 74 00:05:21,591 --> 00:05:24,585 No! 75 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:28,526 No, no... Why? 76 00:05:28,630 --> 00:05:31,393 Why? 77 00:05:31,421 --> 00:05:34,222 - I love you! - Why? 78 00:05:34,261 --> 00:05:37,478 I love you! 79 00:06:09,174 --> 00:06:11,563 - God? - Hello, Mac. 80 00:06:11,853 --> 00:06:14,972 Those were some pretty sweet moves. 81 00:06:15,031 --> 00:06:16,656 Thank you, my Lord and Savior. 82 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:19,697 - Won't you join me? - Is that seat for me? 83 00:06:20,011 --> 00:06:22,962 You're goddamn right it is. 84 00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:35,565 - Oh, hey, Rex. - 'Sup, bro? 85 00:06:35,922 --> 00:06:37,472 So what do we do now? 86 00:06:37,509 --> 00:06:40,814 Now we ignore everyone's prayers. 87 00:06:46,690 --> 00:06:49,709 Put the money in the bag. Do it fast, or I'll blow your brains out! 88 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,215 What are we gonna do? 89 00:06:57,484 --> 00:06:59,572 - Damn it, Dee, this is all your fault. - What? 90 00:06:59,603 --> 00:07:00,503 It's because of you. 91 00:07:00,534 --> 00:07:02,922 - How is this my fault? - It just is, you stupid bitch. 92 00:07:02,947 --> 00:07:05,770 - Guys, you thinking what I'm thinking? - Let's sacrifice her. - What? 93 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:08,339 - Sir, sir! - Please, take her, take her! 94 00:07:08,385 --> 00:07:11,032 Have your way with the whore! 95 00:07:14,812 --> 00:07:17,225 - Oh. - Let me blow these assholes away. 96 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:19,800 No, no, wait, wait, wait, please, please! Please, don't shoot my friends. 97 00:07:19,825 --> 00:07:22,105 Listen, listen to me. Just give me the gun, okay? 98 00:07:22,127 --> 00:07:24,433 We'll work something out. Just give me the gun. 99 00:07:24,979 --> 00:07:27,346 Give it to me. There you go. 100 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:29,207 - Oh, Dee! - Dee did it! 101 00:07:29,231 --> 00:07:30,884 - You saved our lives! - You saved the day! 102 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:34,063 - You're the hero. - I'll see you in hell, boners. 103 00:07:41,409 --> 00:07:44,162 - No witnesses. - I like your style. 104 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:47,322 We should team up. Us ladies need to stick together. 105 00:07:47,347 --> 00:07:48,840 I tell you what. 106 00:07:48,873 --> 00:07:51,463 I got your back. For life. 107 00:07:52,337 --> 00:07:54,337 - She did it. - What? 108 00:07:54,690 --> 00:07:57,224 You bitch! You're dead! 109 00:07:57,651 --> 00:07:59,226 - You hear me? - Miss Reynolds? 110 00:07:59,244 --> 00:08:02,333 We need to get you into the witness protection program immediately. 111 00:08:02,952 --> 00:08:06,673 Let me ask. Are you good at playing characters? 112 00:08:17,447 --> 00:08:20,039 Hello, love, I'm the new butler. 113 00:08:20,058 --> 00:08:23,552 Albert Covington's the name. Is your mom about? 114 00:08:23,739 --> 00:08:26,674 I'm sorry, their-their mother's no longer with us. 115 00:08:26,770 --> 00:08:31,520 Oh, well, then, it looks like I've come at the right time. 116 00:08:33,294 --> 00:08:36,338 Children, your chariot awaits. 117 00:08:36,469 --> 00:08:41,026 Ah, Miss Sarah, ham and cheese, no crust, just the way you like it. 118 00:08:41,811 --> 00:08:44,239 Ah, ah, ah! Who slayed Achilles? 119 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:47,437 - Uh, Paris, Hector's brother. - Well done, lad. 120 00:08:47,467 --> 00:08:49,664 An extra treat for you. 121 00:08:49,958 --> 00:08:52,964 - Mr. Covington, have you seen my...? - Briefcase, sir. 122 00:08:53,105 --> 00:08:55,614 Oh, Mr. Covington. 123 00:08:55,964 --> 00:08:58,250 You're the best, Mr. Covington. 124 00:08:58,275 --> 00:08:59,847 How long are you staying with us? 125 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:04,214 Well, Sarah, something tells me I'm gonna be here a long time. 126 00:09:04,536 --> 00:09:07,578 - Why is that? - Your sweater's on backwards. 127 00:09:27,591 --> 00:09:31,267 By now, everyone knows the remarkable story of Dee Reynolds, 128 00:09:31,296 --> 00:09:34,709 a government witness whose turn as a British butler 129 00:09:34,746 --> 00:09:40,076 was so convincing that it was spun off into the highest rated sitcom of all time. 130 00:09:40,132 --> 00:09:46,257 Today she is here to talk with us about her upcoming blockbuster Mother Earth. 131 00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:47,908 Tell us more about it. 132 00:09:47,933 --> 00:09:50,677 Well, this time I play a very beautiful woman. 133 00:09:50,702 --> 00:09:53,206 Uh, a warrior princess who saves the world. 134 00:09:53,231 --> 00:09:56,388 It's already grossed over $900 million in presale tickets, 135 00:09:56,413 --> 00:09:57,757 but I don't care about that. 136 00:09:57,787 --> 00:10:01,676 You know, I'm more interested in exploring truth through character. 137 00:10:02,032 --> 00:10:03,816 - Amazing. - Yes. 138 00:10:04,183 --> 00:10:07,175 And I understand you've recently become engaged to 139 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,613 young heartthrob crooner Josh Groban. 140 00:10:10,837 --> 00:10:13,636 When I found out that Mr. Covington was actually a chick, 141 00:10:13,661 --> 00:10:16,431 yeah, I had to have her. I mean, look at her. 142 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,760 She's smart, she's sexy, she's hilarious. 143 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:21,138 She pops. 144 00:10:21,150 --> 00:10:22,725 He likes his ladies to pop. 145 00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:25,552 That's true, Groban does like his ladies to pop. 146 00:10:25,883 --> 00:10:28,355 Isn't he cute? Sing her that song you wrote for me. 147 00:10:28,374 --> 00:10:29,762 - Which one? - The one you wrote for me. 148 00:10:29,782 --> 00:10:31,598 - Oh, God, put me on the spot. - It's great. 149 00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:33,449 Oh, you're gonna love it! 150 00:10:54,002 --> 00:10:55,675 Oh. 151 00:10:56,431 --> 00:10:58,019 I love this man so much. 152 00:10:58,350 --> 00:10:59,693 Tell you what. 153 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:04,907 I've got the feeling we're gonna be together a long time. 154 00:11:06,301 --> 00:11:08,577 That's how babies are made. 155 00:11:09,663 --> 00:11:12,885 But they didn't stay together a long time, their marriage only 156 00:11:12,899 --> 00:11:17,084 lasting a shocking 17 minutes before Reynolds met a new man 157 00:11:17,097 --> 00:11:20,242 whom she claimed she had to have. 158 00:11:23,608 --> 00:11:26,047 I'll shoot you in the teeth. Give me the money! 159 00:11:31,336 --> 00:11:34,464 Put the money in the bag. Do it fast, or I'll blow your brains out! 160 00:11:34,566 --> 00:11:36,796 What are we gonna do? 161 00:11:42,403 --> 00:11:43,340 Give me the money! 162 00:11:43,611 --> 00:11:45,715 You're going about this all wrong, friend. 163 00:11:45,743 --> 00:11:49,020 - Oh, what the hell do you know? - More than you think. 164 00:11:49,463 --> 00:11:52,178 A fisherman always spots another fisherman from afar. 165 00:11:54,202 --> 00:11:56,411 Hard candy? 166 00:11:57,048 --> 00:11:59,654 - Shit. - Ah, ooh! 167 00:11:59,723 --> 00:12:04,573 I... I dares it... I dar-dar-dar... A crammy hand... 168 00:12:04,614 --> 00:12:08,295 A crammy handle bit. A crammy handle bit aye. 169 00:12:09,304 --> 00:12:10,500 Der. 170 00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:16,606 I love you. 171 00:12:16,791 --> 00:12:18,468 Oh, God! 172 00:12:19,512 --> 00:12:20,923 I... 173 00:12:20,947 --> 00:12:22,542 I... am... 174 00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:24,246 I... am... God. 175 00:12:34,786 --> 00:12:37,017 I think he's awake. His eyes keep opening. 176 00:12:37,061 --> 00:12:39,260 Ah, I don't know, man. He looks weird. 177 00:12:39,293 --> 00:12:41,406 - Can he hear us? - No way. 178 00:12:41,497 --> 00:12:43,363 His eggs are scrambled. 179 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,595 Mr. Reynolds, are you there? 180 00:12:47,249 --> 00:12:50,673 Blink if you can understand me. 181 00:12:52,409 --> 00:12:53,697 Where am I? 182 00:12:53,722 --> 00:12:56,592 You were shot in the head during an armed robbery. 183 00:12:56,617 --> 00:13:01,337 The bullet narrowly missed your brain stem and exited the back of your skull. 184 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:05,366 Does-does my dick work? 185 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:06,741 No. 186 00:13:06,784 --> 00:13:08,780 Your penis does not work. 187 00:13:08,805 --> 00:13:11,447 Kill me. 188 00:13:11,903 --> 00:13:14,484 Mr. Reynolds, Mr. Reynolds. 189 00:13:14,859 --> 00:13:17,528 It's important that you maintain a positive attitude. 190 00:13:17,553 --> 00:13:21,659 Now, with a lot of hard work and the support of your friends... 191 00:13:21,684 --> 00:13:24,752 Ah, it appears they've left. Well, not to worry. 192 00:13:25,047 --> 00:13:27,392 We have a top-notch rehabilitation staff 193 00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:30,801 and they're gonna do everything they can to improve your quality of life. 194 00:13:30,832 --> 00:13:34,300 In fact, here comes your nurse now. 195 00:13:45,293 --> 00:13:47,075 Hello, Dennis. 196 00:13:50,494 --> 00:13:54,084 from the Channel Five News weather team. 197 00:13:54,107 --> 00:13:55,938 Once upon a time, yes. 198 00:13:55,964 --> 00:13:58,876 But I left that to do something more meaningful with my life. 199 00:13:59,189 --> 00:14:01,891 Now, what do you say we get you back on your feet? 200 00:14:01,935 --> 00:14:06,659 The forecast calls for sunshine. 201 00:14:08,825 --> 00:14:10,937 Come on, come on, come on. 202 00:14:12,204 --> 00:14:14,146 - Yes. - More. 203 00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:18,732 I can't do it. 204 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,694 That's it. 205 00:14:22,901 --> 00:14:24,746 Use your strength. That's right. 206 00:14:24,747 --> 00:14:27,075 You're so strong. That's it. 207 00:14:27,108 --> 00:14:28,577 Good. 208 00:14:32,630 --> 00:14:35,080 - Oh, I'm so proud of you, yes! - Oh, my God! 209 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:43,133 - Yes! - Yeah! 210 00:14:43,181 --> 00:14:45,087 Ah, yes! 211 00:14:52,211 --> 00:14:53,505 Yes! 212 00:14:55,398 --> 00:14:57,484 - Yes. - Oh! 213 00:14:57,755 --> 00:14:59,487 Yeah, Jackie. 214 00:14:59,522 --> 00:15:01,683 - Oh... This is so great. - I need to tell you something. 215 00:15:01,707 --> 00:15:04,194 Okay. I am in love with you! 216 00:15:15,273 --> 00:15:19,275 She's lucky to be alive. She broke her arm, few ribs, 217 00:15:19,308 --> 00:15:21,408 punctured a lung, shattered her pelvis... 218 00:15:21,594 --> 00:15:24,494 Compound fractures in both legs. 219 00:15:25,387 --> 00:15:27,775 - Her breasts? - Excuse me? 220 00:15:29,131 --> 00:15:31,080 What about her breasts? 221 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:36,308 I'm afraid that they were, um... obliterated. 222 00:15:36,487 --> 00:15:40,125 Believe me, we did everything in our power to try to save them, but... 223 00:15:40,585 --> 00:15:43,887 Now, look, she has a long, difficult road ahead of her, 224 00:15:43,912 --> 00:15:47,131 but you above all people should know that anything is possible. 225 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:50,247 She is lucky to have you in her life. 226 00:15:52,021 --> 00:15:55,681 - Could you give us a moment, please? - Of course. 227 00:16:26,906 --> 00:16:29,262 Rest easy, my angel. 228 00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:39,263 Put the money in the bag. Do it fast, or I'll blow your brains out! 229 00:16:39,282 --> 00:16:41,157 What are we gonna do? 230 00:16:45,259 --> 00:16:46,872 Let's go, buddy. Today! 231 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,531 Everybody stay calm. 232 00:16:48,556 --> 00:16:50,290 - I'll handle this. - What? 233 00:16:50,321 --> 00:16:52,974 - No, Frank. Hey, Stop it. - Frank, don't be... Are you crazy? 234 00:16:52,997 --> 00:16:55,330 - Hey, what are you doing? - Hurry up. 235 00:16:56,547 --> 00:16:59,303 Move faster, or I'll shoot you in the face. 236 00:17:00,013 --> 00:17:02,080 In the bag. In the bag. 237 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,309 I'm gonna shoot you if you don't move faster. 238 00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:06,017 Let's go. 239 00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:09,577 Okay... I don't have all day. Come on. 240 00:17:11,228 --> 00:17:14,627 You're surrounded. Put your weapon down and come out with your hands up. 241 00:17:14,646 --> 00:17:15,927 You're gonna have to kill me! 242 00:17:17,741 --> 00:17:19,790 All right, send in the K-9. 243 00:17:22,312 --> 00:17:25,182 Oh, get him off me! Goddamn it, stop! 244 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,410 Whoa, easy, puppy. 245 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:32,596 All right, the girl's dead. But we can still save the others. 246 00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:43,568 Mmm... 247 00:17:44,043 --> 00:17:46,232 I will shoot you in the teeth. Give me the money. 248 00:17:46,264 --> 00:17:47,196 Okay. 249 00:17:52,382 --> 00:17:55,582 Put the money in the bag. Do it fast, or I'll blow your brains out! 250 00:18:02,531 --> 00:18:05,723 Put the money in the bag. Do it fast, or I'll blow your brains out! 251 00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:07,896 Waitress, no! 252 00:18:09,957 --> 00:18:11,313 You dick. 253 00:18:11,337 --> 00:18:13,166 Come on! 254 00:18:13,922 --> 00:18:16,716 Oh, my God, Charlie, that was so brave. 255 00:18:16,741 --> 00:18:18,929 Anything for you, my love. 256 00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:03,254 Charlie. What are you doing, dude? 257 00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,116 Huh? Nothing. What are you doing? 258 00:21:05,142 --> 00:21:07,143 Will you focus? We're in a serious situation here. 259 00:21:07,169 --> 00:21:10,486 - What are we gonna do, you guys? - Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 260 00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:14,397 Yeah. 261 00:21:18,998 --> 00:21:21,853 What the...? The big bills, underneath. Give me the big bills. 262 00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:32,381 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther