1 00:00:26,623 --> 00:00:28,787 No, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop. 2 00:00:28,812 --> 00:00:31,568 God, guys, damn it. 3 00:00:31,816 --> 00:00:33,517 I mean, you know, I need a little... 4 00:00:33,535 --> 00:00:35,223 a little buoyancy in the harmonies. 5 00:00:35,241 --> 00:00:38,318 I mean, listen to the lyrics. Right? "Not too hard... not too soft." 6 00:00:38,343 --> 00:00:40,624 You were coming in pretty hard, I would say. 7 00:00:40,650 --> 00:00:41,981 The lead's got to cut through, Dee. 8 00:00:42,005 --> 00:00:43,906 I don't know, man. I thought we sounded pretty good. 9 00:00:43,915 --> 00:00:46,894 Oh, we sounded "pretty good." Oh, hi, super group Boyz II Men, 10 00:00:46,913 --> 00:00:50,163 please let us win your contest. We sound, eh, pretty good. 11 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:53,026 Come on, man. If we're gonna open for Boyz II Men 12 00:00:53,044 --> 00:00:56,368 at the Boyz II Men concert, we need to dazzle them with our harmonies. 13 00:00:56,393 --> 00:00:57,812 - Mmm... - Okay. 14 00:00:57,921 --> 00:00:59,267 He's dead. 15 00:00:59,595 --> 00:01:01,808 - Rodriguez is dead. - Frank, will you get out of here? 16 00:01:01,832 --> 00:01:03,326 We're in the middle of Boyz II Men rehearsal. 17 00:01:03,351 --> 00:01:05,403 Well, hold on a second. I'll bite— who's Rodriguez? 18 00:01:05,428 --> 00:01:07,534 That sweet old man from our building. 19 00:01:07,815 --> 00:01:10,687 This is the worst flu that Philly has ever seen. 20 00:01:10,743 --> 00:01:13,501 - Wow. - We have to quarantine ourselves. 21 00:01:13,521 --> 00:01:14,146 What? 22 00:01:14,171 --> 00:01:16,909 Frank, we're not gonna die of the flu because we're young and vital. 23 00:01:16,927 --> 00:01:20,133 - You are old and feeble. - Actually, Frank does bring up a good point. 24 00:01:20,151 --> 00:01:22,225 We can't afford to get sick right now. 25 00:01:22,618 --> 00:01:24,903 'Cause you know what you can't do when you get the flu? 26 00:01:24,928 --> 00:01:26,996 - Sing? - Sing. - Sing. 27 00:01:29,871 --> 00:01:31,959 - Yeah, I mean, I was gonna... - You wanted to say it? 28 00:01:31,984 --> 00:01:34,787 - Yeah, but I wanted to say it. - Oh, shit, well, I'm sorry, man. 29 00:01:34,818 --> 00:01:37,899 - Uh, do you want to ask it again, or...? - Ask us again. 30 00:01:38,454 --> 00:01:40,993 Uh, you know what you can't do when you get...? 31 00:01:41,049 --> 00:01:42,373 Nah, forget it, it's fine. 32 00:01:53,470 --> 00:02:03,470 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 33 00:02:07,526 --> 00:02:10,064 - Quarantine, baby! - All right, this is gonna be good. 34 00:02:10,076 --> 00:02:12,952 Everybody find a spot to put your sleeping bags and we'll be all set. 35 00:02:12,970 --> 00:02:15,099 All right, Frank, where we at, my man? 36 00:02:15,121 --> 00:02:17,923 - Well, right there. - You know, you don't have to sleep together. 37 00:02:18,053 --> 00:02:19,397 It's a comfort thing. 38 00:02:20,066 --> 00:02:22,425 Guys, I got to say, I'm excited to play quarantine. 39 00:02:22,437 --> 00:02:26,268 Oh, my God, for the last time, we're not playing quarantine, this is a quarantine. 40 00:02:26,287 --> 00:02:28,417 - Huh? - I'm gonna get so blacked out. 41 00:02:28,442 --> 00:02:29,136 Yeah! 42 00:02:29,165 --> 00:02:31,690 What are you talking about? Mac, do you want to lose this singing contest? 43 00:02:31,721 --> 00:02:33,913 Why do you think we're quarantining ourselves in the first place? 44 00:02:33,938 --> 00:02:37,443 - To protect my life! - No, to preserve our vocal cords, okay? 45 00:02:37,462 --> 00:02:41,390 - Which also means no alcohol, guys. - Come on, dude! 46 00:02:41,426 --> 00:02:43,873 - Wait a minute, wait a minute, that's a good idea. - That's crazy. 47 00:02:43,884 --> 00:02:46,791 Because alcohol lowers your immune system. 48 00:02:46,822 --> 00:02:49,589 Well, why the hell are we quarantining ourselves in a bar, if we can't drink? 49 00:02:49,610 --> 00:02:51,666 We got to drink. Yes, hi, I'd like to order 50 00:02:51,685 --> 00:02:55,410 two pepperonis, one combo and breadsticks, 51 00:02:55,431 --> 00:02:57,129 like, a shitload of breadsticks... 52 00:02:57,161 --> 00:02:59,395 - Hey! - You can't do that. 53 00:02:59,985 --> 00:03:05,113 This is a quarantine. Nothing goes out, nothing comes in. Especially a pizza guy. 54 00:03:05,125 --> 00:03:08,654 Going house to house, handling money, banging lonely broads. 55 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:11,555 They're filthy! All right, come on, listen. 56 00:03:11,576 --> 00:03:13,051 I'm gonna take all your cell phones. 57 00:03:13,069 --> 00:03:15,670 - You lost your privileges. - Thanks a lot, Dee. 58 00:03:15,698 --> 00:03:18,273 It's just until the vaccine is replenished. 59 00:03:18,291 --> 00:03:19,624 He does make a good point, you know? 60 00:03:19,642 --> 00:03:22,252 Vaccines really do work. My mom used to vaccinate me, 61 00:03:22,277 --> 00:03:24,713 like, every month, and I never got sick. 62 00:03:24,782 --> 00:03:26,823 The reason you didn't get sick was because you and your mom 63 00:03:26,848 --> 00:03:29,518 would wear those ridiculous bubble boy suits during the flu season. 64 00:03:29,549 --> 00:03:32,618 Okay, what are we gonna do in here if we can't eat pizza or drink beer? 65 00:03:32,632 --> 00:03:34,498 Well, I'll tell you exactly what we're gonna do. 66 00:03:35,306 --> 00:03:36,952 Practice. 67 00:03:37,458 --> 00:03:39,972 Come on, man, you know, like, just let me do it. 68 00:03:39,989 --> 00:03:42,643 Like, why do you keep doing that? Why do you guys keep stealing that from me? 69 00:03:53,578 --> 00:03:54,828 Yes! That was good. 70 00:03:54,853 --> 00:03:56,941 - That sounded... that's harmony. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 71 00:03:57,722 --> 00:03:59,989 It was terrible, let's try it again, let's try, let's do it again. 72 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:02,145 - We've been working this forever. I think it's fine for now. - Yeah. 73 00:04:02,163 --> 00:04:04,389 You think fine is good enough for the Boyz II the Men? 74 00:04:04,414 --> 00:04:05,914 Ah, calm down. 75 00:04:05,943 --> 00:04:08,723 Okay, guys, I think we're focusing a little too much on the singing 76 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:11,878 and not enough on the showmanship. You know, maybe we should work out a couple of 77 00:04:11,896 --> 00:04:13,525 - sweet dance moves, you know? - What is that? Yeah. 78 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:16,701 Like, that we could all do in unison. Or maybe we could wear the same outfit! 79 00:04:16,726 --> 00:04:20,295 Okay, yes! We'll create a visual harmony, same outfit, good. 80 00:04:20,307 --> 00:04:23,452 Oh, you guys, you guys, if we want to stand out, you know what we got to do? 81 00:04:23,724 --> 00:04:25,330 - We got to focus on our story. - Yes! 82 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:27,715 Those competitions are all about how singing helped you 83 00:04:27,728 --> 00:04:29,826 overcome some major obstacle, you know? 84 00:04:29,851 --> 00:04:33,682 So I'll do, like, a stutter, and I'll say I got it from-from watching, 85 00:04:33,713 --> 00:04:35,616 like, a friend get blown to bits in Iraq. 86 00:04:35,637 --> 00:04:37,803 Ooh, ooh, you know what? And do it with a Southern accent 87 00:04:37,827 --> 00:04:39,686 - and talk about Jesus a lot. - Yeah! 88 00:04:39,707 --> 00:04:41,679 Good, good, okay, so we'll be, like, a group of, like, 89 00:04:41,691 --> 00:04:44,240 Southern, stuttering army vets with, like, a religious bend. 90 00:04:44,252 --> 00:04:46,165 - Mm-hmm. - Okay, and then we'll all be in the same outfit. 91 00:04:46,183 --> 00:04:48,557 - Oh, we should be, like, carnies. - We're gonna be carnies. 92 00:04:48,906 --> 00:04:50,856 Religious stuttering army carnies. 93 00:04:51,227 --> 00:04:51,996 Who love Jesus. 94 00:04:52,021 --> 00:04:54,565 - And watched our friends explode on stage. - And have pearls and sing... 95 00:04:57,188 --> 00:04:58,391 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 96 00:04:58,416 --> 00:05:00,416 - It's great, no? - Hey. 97 00:05:00,652 --> 00:05:03,055 No. Absolutely not. 98 00:05:03,074 --> 00:05:04,519 - Are you kidding me? - What? 99 00:05:04,525 --> 00:05:06,281 - What? - It's a singing competition. 100 00:05:06,316 --> 00:05:08,222 So can we please work on our harmonies? 101 00:05:08,269 --> 00:05:10,288 And not talk about dressing like army carnies? 102 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:13,181 - But then maybe one of us can be a... - One, two, three. 103 00:05:13,637 --> 00:05:17,081 Goddamn it! Come out here! Come on out here. 104 00:05:17,097 --> 00:05:19,064 - What? What? What? - What is your problem? 105 00:05:19,598 --> 00:05:20,814 This. 106 00:05:21,032 --> 00:05:25,127 I found it in the back office in the garbage. It's still warm. 107 00:05:25,222 --> 00:05:28,460 This whole quarantine has been compromised. 108 00:05:28,797 --> 00:05:31,547 What... me? Come on... come on. 109 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:33,574 Why would I do it? You guys would suspect me. 110 00:05:33,805 --> 00:05:36,557 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a recent delivery you made to Paddy's Pub. 111 00:05:36,582 --> 00:05:38,529 I'll get to the bottom of this. 112 00:05:38,554 --> 00:05:41,017 Yeah, all right, well, what was the name on the order? 113 00:05:42,324 --> 00:05:45,590 Spider-Man. That's very clever, yeah, yeah, yeah. 114 00:05:45,609 --> 00:05:51,536 Dennis, ask him how it's possible for him to talk to you through a cut phone wire. 115 00:05:51,561 --> 00:05:53,740 How is it possible for you to talk to me through a cut ph... 116 00:05:55,171 --> 00:05:59,173 - I cut it when I found the pizza. - Holy shit. 117 00:05:59,884 --> 00:06:03,159 - Dennis is Spider-Man. - No... no one is Spider-Man. 118 00:06:03,184 --> 00:06:06,386 Fine, yeah, oh, yeah, it was me, the evil villain with the perfect voice 119 00:06:06,405 --> 00:06:09,563 who ordered the pizza, but, guys, you don't have to worry about me, all right? 120 00:06:09,575 --> 00:06:11,739 I can fight off whatever stupid illness this pizza may 121 00:06:11,751 --> 00:06:14,239 or may not have had, all right? I'm in perfect control of my body. 122 00:06:14,343 --> 00:06:15,748 Just like I am with my voice. 123 00:06:15,773 --> 00:06:18,123 I-I-I can go from flaccid to erect at a moment's notice. 124 00:06:18,196 --> 00:06:19,509 He can, I've seen it. 125 00:06:19,633 --> 00:06:21,489 Buddy, you're seeing it. You're all seeing it. 126 00:06:21,519 --> 00:06:24,775 'Cause I'm doing it right now. Flaccid, erect. 127 00:06:25,132 --> 00:06:27,685 Flaccid, erect. 128 00:06:27,985 --> 00:06:29,651 Flaccid, erect. 129 00:06:29,839 --> 00:06:32,988 Not too hard, not too soft. 130 00:06:34,834 --> 00:06:36,090 Come on, what are you doing? 131 00:06:36,115 --> 00:06:39,181 You're gonna quarantine me inside a quarantine, really? 132 00:06:39,505 --> 00:06:40,653 Aw, sh... 133 00:06:44,216 --> 00:06:46,454 Now, this is the look that I was talking about. 134 00:06:46,466 --> 00:06:48,499 You got the bow ties and the ball caps. 135 00:06:48,518 --> 00:06:51,208 - It's casual formal. - Yeah, right, right, right. 136 00:06:51,232 --> 00:06:53,382 Like, are they bat boys or are they butlers? 137 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,108 You don't know, but it's like a sweet look. 138 00:06:58,614 --> 00:06:59,833 What is he doing? 139 00:06:59,858 --> 00:07:01,474 Oh, I'm just warming up my voice a little bit. 140 00:07:01,499 --> 00:07:03,393 You guys should, uh, keep warm. Stay warm. 141 00:07:03,411 --> 00:07:05,567 - Oh, my God, I'm loving him in the bathroom. - Me, too. 142 00:07:05,579 --> 00:07:07,089 I mean, it's great. 143 00:07:07,114 --> 00:07:09,053 Now, I did a little sketch of the outfit myself. 144 00:07:09,078 --> 00:07:10,947 And I wasn't quite sure what you were going for. 145 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:13,278 Like, if we were all each gonna be a body part, 146 00:07:13,303 --> 00:07:16,423 or if you wanted us mashed in this thing side-by-side somehow? 147 00:07:17,548 --> 00:07:18,655 What are you talking about? 148 00:07:18,668 --> 00:07:20,546 Well, you said that we're all in the same outfit, right? 149 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,424 So I'm trying to figure, like, who goes where. 150 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:26,614 "Same" as in "matching," not same as in jammed into the same set of clothing. 151 00:07:26,632 --> 00:07:31,164 Okay, not sure that's as good, 'cause this really makes a splash with the crowd. 152 00:07:31,194 --> 00:07:32,857 Dee, what do you think about all this? 153 00:07:32,881 --> 00:07:35,487 D-D-D-Don't- Don't put me on the spot. 154 00:07:35,511 --> 00:07:40,864 I-I'm just, I-I-I'm just a Jesus-loving e-e-ex-marine. 155 00:07:41,476 --> 00:07:43,645 That's really good. I mean, so, so sad. 156 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:46,963 It's supposed to be sad. It's supposed to guilt them into voting for us, you know. 157 00:07:47,724 --> 00:07:51,741 That's not all. This Bible's a Bible of my daddy who just di-di-died 158 00:07:51,757 --> 00:07:58,621 in my-my arms of-of throat cancer, from-from eating some-some-some bad pussy. 159 00:07:59,670 --> 00:08:00,640 - Hmm. - Hmm. 160 00:08:00,652 --> 00:08:02,787 You just earned you spot at the head of the suit, Dee. 161 00:08:02,799 --> 00:08:04,993 - That was really good. - That was good. 162 00:08:05,336 --> 00:08:07,905 Frank, what the hell are you doing, dude? 163 00:08:08,211 --> 00:08:10,199 I'm getting rid of all this contaminated crap! 164 00:08:10,437 --> 00:08:13,662 Now, come on, you're going crazy with this food thing, Frank. We need to eat. 165 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:16,890 We need to eat, but we only eat protected food from now on. 166 00:08:17,091 --> 00:08:20,829 Like, oranges and coconuts and snow crab. 167 00:08:21,026 --> 00:08:25,592 No! No snow crabs! The shells could lacerate your throats. Absolutely not. 168 00:08:25,611 --> 00:08:28,492 Okay, well, someone's gonna have to go out and get this food, so I'll do it. 169 00:08:28,504 --> 00:08:31,704 No, no, no! You can go out together. You can't go out alone. 170 00:08:31,796 --> 00:08:34,765 In case one of you get sneezed on, the other one can report back. 171 00:08:34,790 --> 00:08:36,028 Frank, tell you what. 172 00:08:36,055 --> 00:08:37,749 Mac and I will go out. 173 00:08:37,774 --> 00:08:40,218 And I guarantee we won't get sneezed on. 174 00:08:41,047 --> 00:08:43,984 All right, dude, first things first. Let's get some beer, man. 175 00:08:44,004 --> 00:08:45,528 You know, screw Dennis and his rules. 176 00:08:45,540 --> 00:08:47,608 The guy's, like, you know, such a dick about shit. 177 00:08:47,632 --> 00:08:50,163 Yeah, dude, he can be so controlling, you know? 178 00:08:50,274 --> 00:08:52,439 He can do really cool stuff with his dick, though. 179 00:08:52,469 --> 00:08:54,857 You gotta ease up on talking about dicks, man. 180 00:08:54,884 --> 00:08:57,109 Like, it's just, it's too much by this point. 181 00:08:57,135 --> 00:08:59,110 You think? Oh, wait a second. 182 00:08:59,135 --> 00:09:02,377 - There's no, there's no opening to this. - Shit, I'm sorry, dude. 183 00:09:02,403 --> 00:09:04,203 I forgot, there's no opening in yours. 184 00:09:04,486 --> 00:09:07,122 But my mom rigged hers with a special pouch 185 00:09:07,304 --> 00:09:08,986 so that she could have her cocktails. 186 00:09:09,011 --> 00:09:10,502 See? It fills up. 187 00:09:10,803 --> 00:09:13,316 Your mom rigged her suit so she could drink booze? 188 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:16,364 - Dude, you mom's an alcoholic. - My mom's not an alcoholic! 189 00:09:16,388 --> 00:09:20,124 No, bro! She is, but it's totally cool, because it skips a generation. 190 00:09:20,506 --> 00:09:22,129 That's why you're not an alcoholic. 191 00:09:28,223 --> 00:09:29,724 That's not good right there, man! 192 00:09:29,756 --> 00:09:30,938 There's too many bogeys! 193 00:09:30,963 --> 00:09:33,815 Let's get some fruit, let's get out of here, let's get back to the quarantine. 194 00:09:33,850 --> 00:09:35,934 That's right, man. Let's get out of here. 195 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:40,186 Whoa! Stop! 196 00:09:40,616 --> 00:09:42,903 - What is this? I love it! - Huh? 197 00:09:42,922 --> 00:09:44,497 What was all this? 198 00:09:44,526 --> 00:09:46,751 Oh, it's just a little dance move I've been working on. It's stupid. 199 00:09:46,775 --> 00:09:48,626 - I was just practicing. - No, man, that's sweet as hell. 200 00:09:48,650 --> 00:09:49,492 Show me that shit. 201 00:09:49,517 --> 00:09:50,948 - You like it? - Yeah! 202 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,464 It sort of like a Fly Girl power spin. 203 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:55,173 I've been working on it. It's a... 204 00:09:55,356 --> 00:09:57,838 You want to see the whole thing? It's sort of a... 205 00:09:58,194 --> 00:10:00,136 Whoo! 206 00:10:00,373 --> 00:10:01,751 Oh, shit, you all right? 207 00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:04,950 - It's a balance thing. - Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! 208 00:10:05,033 --> 00:10:07,099 - You got a breach! - Oh, shit! 209 00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:08,806 Come on. 210 00:10:09,031 --> 00:10:12,265 - Hey! Close your pit! Close your pit! - Don't tell Frank. 211 00:10:12,296 --> 00:10:14,310 I won't tell Frank. Hold your arm. 212 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:15,890 - Don't tell Frank. - Hold your breath. Go! Move! 213 00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:17,390 Charlie, don't tell Frank! 214 00:10:21,607 --> 00:10:24,485 Look at all the hair. Look at the hair. 215 00:10:24,787 --> 00:10:26,954 It's like a goddamn barber shop. 216 00:10:27,225 --> 00:10:29,731 - Be on the lookout, Deandra! - Yeah, copy that. 217 00:10:29,743 --> 00:10:32,528 - Looking for hair. - Stop talking about hair, please. 218 00:10:32,553 --> 00:10:34,228 It's very annoying to me. 219 00:10:34,262 --> 00:10:38,305 That's what carries the disease, Dennis— the hair. 220 00:10:38,999 --> 00:10:42,089 We don't really need it. Look at us. 221 00:10:42,389 --> 00:10:46,224 We're evolving without it. We came from the apes, 222 00:10:46,251 --> 00:10:48,176 and look at us now. 223 00:10:49,413 --> 00:10:54,871 One day, we'll be completely hairless and totally pure. 224 00:10:55,265 --> 00:10:57,466 Yeah, you should write that down. 225 00:11:02,508 --> 00:11:04,024 What are you doing? 226 00:11:04,217 --> 00:11:05,993 Cleaning, cleaning. 227 00:11:06,022 --> 00:11:08,622 You know, you said scrub the place from top to bottom. 228 00:11:08,675 --> 00:11:12,043 And it was a good thing that I did, too, because I'll tell you what. 229 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:15,711 - Mad dusty up there. - Yeah, good-good... good thinking. 230 00:11:15,745 --> 00:11:17,741 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 231 00:11:29,364 --> 00:11:32,015 Were you eating pizza and drinking beer up there? 232 00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:35,361 Yes, Frank, I was eating and drinking in a ceiling. 233 00:11:35,394 --> 00:11:37,750 I mean, will you use your head? 234 00:11:37,775 --> 00:11:39,741 - No, I'm getting a little stir crazy. - Yeah. 235 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:41,016 That's-that's... 236 00:11:41,041 --> 00:11:42,997 Yeah, it's driving you nuts. 237 00:11:43,009 --> 00:11:44,328 - Driving me nuts. - I get it. 238 00:11:44,354 --> 00:11:45,876 Right. 239 00:11:47,132 --> 00:11:49,373 - One more thing. - Hmm? 240 00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:57,489 That's not mine. 241 00:12:00,730 --> 00:12:04,141 Hey, Frank, are you kidding me? Goddamn it, it's just one beer! 242 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:05,770 Oh! 243 00:12:06,301 --> 00:12:08,301 It only takes one germ, Dee. 244 00:12:08,772 --> 00:12:10,210 Oh, Jesus! 245 00:12:10,485 --> 00:12:13,011 Of course, how anybody thinks that a germ could survive 246 00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:15,849 a scalding hot pizza is beyond me. 247 00:12:16,884 --> 00:12:18,891 Oh, Dennis, you don't look good. 248 00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:20,679 Trust me, Dee, 249 00:12:20,922 --> 00:12:24,372 if I found myself getting sick, I would simply say... 250 00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:28,424 "Sickness be gone!" 251 00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:35,655 It's all here, you know: oranges, hand sanitizer, 252 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,852 basically everything. No snow crabs, you know. 253 00:12:38,335 --> 00:12:40,870 - Hey, where's Dee? - Quarantined. 254 00:12:42,248 --> 00:12:44,320 There was a breach. 255 00:12:45,463 --> 00:12:47,797 No breaches on your end, right? 256 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,212 - No. - No, no breaches. 257 00:12:50,225 --> 00:12:51,643 - Yeah. Everything's cool. - No, no, breaches. 258 00:12:51,668 --> 00:12:53,430 - Yeah, everything was cool. - Yeah, everything was good. 259 00:12:53,447 --> 00:12:55,157 Good. I'm gonna go shave. 260 00:12:55,182 --> 00:12:58,190 Get all this filthy hair off my face. 261 00:12:59,358 --> 00:13:00,192 Oh. 262 00:13:00,216 --> 00:13:02,708 Then when I come back, we'll play some games 263 00:13:02,733 --> 00:13:04,811 so nobody goes nuts or nothing. 264 00:13:14,622 --> 00:13:16,680 Uh, movie, movie. Okay, movie. 265 00:13:16,701 --> 00:13:19,903 Two, three, four, five words. Doesn't matter? 266 00:13:20,998 --> 00:13:22,898 Ocean's Eleven. 267 00:13:24,607 --> 00:13:26,348 Ocean's Twelve! 268 00:13:26,804 --> 00:13:27,848 Ocean's Thirteen! 269 00:13:27,866 --> 00:13:29,707 Frank, I can't concentrate when you look like this. 270 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:33,027 You look ridiculous, man. It was "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?". 271 00:13:33,266 --> 00:13:35,832 That's where all the bacteria lies, Charlie, in your hair. 272 00:13:35,938 --> 00:13:39,493 That's why I shaved it off. Now it just flows off my body. 273 00:13:39,579 --> 00:13:41,657 You should do the same, mm-hmm. 274 00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:47,495 He breached! He breached! His suit ripped in the store! 275 00:13:47,513 --> 00:13:50,401 He tried to do, like a power spin, and it ripped. And he probably got sick! 276 00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:52,498 That's not true! Oh, you rat! 277 00:13:52,523 --> 00:13:55,617 This is bullshit! This is bullshit! I feel fine. 278 00:13:57,793 --> 00:14:00,016 You should stand over there 'cause I think I'm really getting the flu. 279 00:14:00,035 --> 00:14:02,460 Oh, I'm-I'm sick as a dog already. 280 00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:05,651 Oh, if you guys are getting sick, then stay away from me. 281 00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:07,689 Holy shit, dude! 282 00:14:07,913 --> 00:14:09,853 I think we need to call 911 for you. 283 00:14:09,878 --> 00:14:12,619 - Hey, should we work on our harmonies? - Seriously, dude? 284 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,619 I think we need to get you to a hospital. 285 00:14:31,785 --> 00:14:36,092 Does that sound like a man who needs to be in a hospital? 286 00:14:37,264 --> 00:14:39,399 - Yeah, dude. - From the top. 287 00:14:56,132 --> 00:14:57,276 Charlie? 288 00:14:57,346 --> 00:15:00,221 Charlie, look at that. Look how clean I am. 289 00:15:00,246 --> 00:15:01,971 Dude, you look like a shriveled raisin. 290 00:15:02,008 --> 00:15:04,315 It's all about purity, Charlie. 291 00:15:04,944 --> 00:15:08,007 Humans are filthy. Dirty filthy. 292 00:15:08,029 --> 00:15:09,584 All right, man. 293 00:15:09,662 --> 00:15:12,402 You got to mix in with beasts... 294 00:15:13,865 --> 00:15:16,821 fowl, rodents. 295 00:15:16,877 --> 00:15:20,055 People do what they do, man. What am I gonna do about it? 296 00:15:20,079 --> 00:15:24,321 When I get out of here, I'm gonna clean Philadelphia. 297 00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:25,757 Good. 298 00:15:25,782 --> 00:15:27,738 A giant cleanse. 299 00:15:27,766 --> 00:15:29,316 Well, good luck with that. 300 00:15:30,771 --> 00:15:32,771 Not the city... 301 00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,720 the population. 302 00:15:37,207 --> 00:15:39,924 Okay, well... go for it. 303 00:15:51,198 --> 00:15:53,145 I can't stop shaking. 304 00:15:53,414 --> 00:15:55,837 It's so hot and also so cold. 305 00:15:56,681 --> 00:15:58,531 What's up, what's up? Talking hot and cold? 306 00:15:58,543 --> 00:15:59,740 Mm-hmm. 307 00:15:59,765 --> 00:16:01,765 - Charlie, are you sick, too? - Hmm, sick? 308 00:16:01,784 --> 00:16:04,040 Nah, Frank's all trying to shave me and shit. 309 00:16:04,065 --> 00:16:05,646 I'm like, "Dude, no way." 310 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:08,193 So, I figured I'd hang out with you guys instead, you know? 311 00:16:08,237 --> 00:16:09,710 We're very sick, we have the flu. 312 00:16:09,728 --> 00:16:11,635 If you, if you stay in here, you're gonna get sick. 313 00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:13,843 Good, he deserves it for ratting me out. 314 00:16:13,907 --> 00:16:17,087 Please, Mac, I've been vaccinated for every disease in the book. 315 00:16:17,528 --> 00:16:19,215 I'm gonna be just fine. 316 00:16:25,378 --> 00:16:26,422 Oh, God. 317 00:16:26,441 --> 00:16:30,105 - That's a lot of throw up. - This flu is so brutal. 318 00:16:31,549 --> 00:16:33,087 Hey, guys? 319 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,724 I think I might be coming down with something, too. 320 00:16:37,305 --> 00:16:40,036 Are you kidding me, dude? Like, I think you're gonna die. 321 00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:41,594 I think I'm gonna die. 322 00:16:41,619 --> 00:16:43,919 I've never felt like this before in my life. 323 00:16:44,275 --> 00:16:47,333 If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna go down drinking. 324 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:51,102 - Anyone want some booze? - I knew you drank cleaning supplies. 325 00:16:51,393 --> 00:16:54,440 Oh, no, dude, this is booze. I stash whiskey in here. 326 00:16:54,466 --> 00:16:57,335 - Dude, you are an alcoholic. - Whatever. 327 00:16:57,458 --> 00:17:00,264 Dee stashes warm beer in the ceiling of the back office. 328 00:17:00,294 --> 00:17:03,210 I keep a flask of créme de menthe behind the jukebox in the bar, 329 00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:05,711 - it's not a big deal. - Just drink, you know, because 330 00:17:05,729 --> 00:17:07,660 - this might be our last chance. - Bottoms up. 331 00:17:12,877 --> 00:17:16,429 I'm not getting it. So you crawl around on the bed, looking for minerals? 332 00:17:16,454 --> 00:17:19,611 Uh, no. If I'm looking for minerals, I got to be under the bed. 333 00:17:19,650 --> 00:17:22,189 Minerals on top of the bed doesn't make any sense, actually. 334 00:17:22,377 --> 00:17:24,194 None of this makes any sense. It's insane. 335 00:17:24,219 --> 00:17:26,902 You know, I don't know about you guys, and I don't know why this is happening, 336 00:17:26,927 --> 00:17:29,083 but I actually feel a lot better. 337 00:17:29,108 --> 00:17:30,305 Well, you look better. 338 00:17:30,478 --> 00:17:32,678 You guys all look better. I'm actually feeling better, too. 339 00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:34,041 - I feel great. - Yeah. 340 00:17:34,076 --> 00:17:35,487 How is that even possible? 341 00:17:35,492 --> 00:17:37,526 All we've been doing is sitting here and drinking. 342 00:17:37,551 --> 00:17:39,265 How could we have gotten better so quickly? 343 00:17:39,283 --> 00:17:41,296 Oh, my God, you guys. 344 00:17:42,615 --> 00:17:45,662 You guys, we haven't been drinking since we quarantined ourselves into the bar. 345 00:17:45,677 --> 00:17:47,315 At least since we got stuck in the bathroom. 346 00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:49,456 - Oh, that's right. - Wait, wait, wait, so what are you saying? 347 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,143 That-that we never had the flu? 348 00:17:51,172 --> 00:17:52,918 We were just having alcohol withdrawal? 349 00:17:52,962 --> 00:17:55,384 - Yeah. - Alcohol withdrawals! 350 00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:57,227 - That's great! - Is it great? 351 00:17:57,252 --> 00:17:59,604 - It means we're all alcoholics. - Ah... 352 00:17:59,641 --> 00:18:01,819 Yeah, yeah... right. 353 00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,191 What do we do with that information? 354 00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:05,567 What do you do with any information? 355 00:18:05,592 --> 00:18:07,690 You just stuff it deep down inside and keep an eye on it. 356 00:18:07,715 --> 00:18:09,527 - You keep it. - I'm certainly not gonna stop drinking. 357 00:18:09,550 --> 00:18:12,529 - I mean, I physically can't. - No, no, not at this point. 358 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:13,960 - We're in, we're in too deep. - Yeah. 359 00:18:13,976 --> 00:18:17,607 - I'm a, I'm a young guy. - Just kids having fun, right? 360 00:18:17,632 --> 00:18:20,262 That's right. We got an audition to make. So let's bust this door down, Mac. 361 00:18:20,286 --> 00:18:22,026 What do you say, you want to roundhouse the door for us? 362 00:18:22,056 --> 00:18:23,880 - I was gonna suggest that. - Yeah, I know you were, buddy. 363 00:18:23,904 --> 00:18:25,630 That's why I said it. Just do it and get it over with. 364 00:18:25,636 --> 00:18:27,313 - Okay. - Hold on, hold on, though. 365 00:18:27,430 --> 00:18:29,657 If we don't want to break the door, I have a key. 366 00:18:30,871 --> 00:18:32,350 You've got a key? 367 00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:35,025 We've been in here this whole time, and you could've let us out? 368 00:18:35,292 --> 00:18:37,998 I didn't know that we were trapped in here. I thought we were just playing quarantine. 369 00:18:38,010 --> 00:18:40,998 What the...? No, we're not playing quarantine. We're quarantined. 370 00:18:41,017 --> 00:18:42,839 - Let's go. - Just open the door. 371 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:47,375 - Yo, Frank! We're not sick. - Yeah, we're fine, dude. We... 372 00:18:47,755 --> 00:18:48,774 Whoa. 373 00:18:49,124 --> 00:18:50,613 What the hell is this? 374 00:18:50,638 --> 00:18:53,306 - Oh, shit, I think it's hand sanitizer. - Hmm? 375 00:18:53,318 --> 00:18:55,433 - Hand sanitizer? - Where is it going? 376 00:18:55,452 --> 00:18:56,952 Frank? 377 00:18:57,314 --> 00:19:01,663 Uh, why is there hand sanitizer all over the floor? 378 00:19:01,688 --> 00:19:03,401 It goes in here and... 379 00:19:03,423 --> 00:19:04,741 Oh! 380 00:19:04,892 --> 00:19:06,709 - Frank? - Oh, my God! 381 00:19:06,722 --> 00:19:09,087 What the hell did you do to yourself? 382 00:19:09,587 --> 00:19:12,518 I just want to be pure. 383 00:19:13,722 --> 00:19:15,822 God, what are we gonna do about this? 384 00:19:16,806 --> 00:19:18,539 Probably get him to the hospital, right? 385 00:19:18,576 --> 00:19:19,374 Yeah. 386 00:19:19,399 --> 00:19:21,814 Ooh, let's make a quick stop first. 387 00:19:41,626 --> 00:19:43,953 - Mm-hmm. - So, what do you think? 388 00:19:43,970 --> 00:19:45,872 In your professional opinion, you think we got a shot? 389 00:19:45,891 --> 00:19:47,389 I mean, we're talking about Boyz II Men here. 390 00:19:47,416 --> 00:19:49,175 - We want to go and we want to win. - Yeah. 391 00:19:49,198 --> 00:19:51,378 Boyz II Men? That concert is canceled. 392 00:19:51,403 --> 00:19:53,991 - What? Why? - Yeah, yeah, they all got the flu. 393 00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:56,373 - Oh, son of a bitch! - So we did this for nothing? 394 00:19:56,413 --> 00:19:58,261 Well, I mean, no, not nothing. 395 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,239 I mean, guys, look, we came together in harmony. 396 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:03,486 You know, if I'm being honest, I'd rather go back to the bar and get drunk, 397 00:20:03,505 --> 00:20:04,749 than go to some, you know, concert. 398 00:20:04,779 --> 00:20:06,143 - Yes! - You know what, guys? 399 00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:07,577 We can sing at the bar like we always do. 400 00:20:07,589 --> 00:20:08,852 - That's right. - Yeah, but drink. 401 00:20:08,870 --> 00:20:10,395 - Oh, yeah. - 'Cause I want to drink. 402 00:20:10,427 --> 00:20:11,896 - And we got to stay healthy. - That's right. 403 00:20:11,918 --> 00:20:13,718 - We have to stay healthy. - We'll always drink. 404 00:20:13,863 --> 00:20:15,729 - Well, then from the top, shall we? - Okay. 405 00:20:23,929 --> 00:20:28,172 Okay, we've got to get that sanitizer off you, huh? 406 00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:34,827 You ready for your sponge bath? 407 00:20:39,951 --> 00:20:41,755 Shit. 408 00:20:41,981 --> 00:20:51,981 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther