1 00:00:03,004 --> 00:00:05,299 Oh, there it is, Mac. There it is. 2 00:00:05,324 --> 00:00:06,774 I can't believe it's finally arrived. 3 00:00:06,794 --> 00:00:10,971 Oh, my God, Thundergun Express: The Unrated Director's Cut. 4 00:00:10,995 --> 00:00:12,722 13 extra minutes of movie in this one. 5 00:00:12,741 --> 00:00:14,892 And it's unrated. They were not able to rate it. 6 00:00:15,198 --> 00:00:16,638 This is gonna be the best Thanksgiving ever. 7 00:00:16,657 --> 00:00:18,983 Oh, yeah, absolutely, man. Thundergun, hoagies 8 00:00:19,008 --> 00:00:21,750 and four extra seconds dedicated solely to the dong shot. 9 00:00:21,775 --> 00:00:23,444 Buddy, that's what I'm thankful for. 10 00:00:23,469 --> 00:00:25,258 So much better than a traditional Thanksgiving. 11 00:00:25,276 --> 00:00:27,187 Oh, yeah, dude, I hate Thanksgiving. What is that? 12 00:00:27,199 --> 00:00:29,490 What am I supposed to be thankful for exactly? 13 00:00:29,509 --> 00:00:31,261 Who am I meant to be thanking, right? 14 00:00:31,285 --> 00:00:33,355 I've had to scratch and claw for everything I've got. 15 00:00:33,374 --> 00:00:34,760 If anything, I should be thanking myself. 16 00:00:34,777 --> 00:00:36,168 Yeah. 17 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:38,325 Hey, man. 18 00:00:38,354 --> 00:00:39,954 Welcome to Mahndo Video. 19 00:00:40,198 --> 00:00:41,944 How may we help you? 20 00:00:41,969 --> 00:00:43,572 What are you guys doing here? 21 00:00:43,591 --> 00:00:46,372 We own the store. We bought this bitch. 22 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:48,997 We wanted to invest in an emerging market. 23 00:00:49,022 --> 00:00:51,392 An emerging market? Video stores are a dying market. 24 00:00:51,417 --> 00:00:52,703 This is, like, one of the only ones left. 25 00:00:52,728 --> 00:00:54,986 - Then we're gonna corner that market. - Okay. Whatever. 26 00:00:55,017 --> 00:00:56,298 Liam, what is on your eye? 27 00:00:56,323 --> 00:00:58,707 Someone ate my eye at my wedding. Don't you remember, man? 28 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:01,881 The eyepatch is flesh-colored to make people less uncomfortable. 29 00:01:02,087 --> 00:01:04,256 I'm way more uncomfortable. 30 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:07,182 Yeah, absolutely. You look like a man who was born without an eye, 31 00:01:07,193 --> 00:01:09,008 which is way creepier than a man who lost one. 32 00:01:09,297 --> 00:01:10,813 Just get a black eyepatch, you know? 33 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:12,930 - Embrace it. Losing an eye is badass. - It's not badass. 34 00:01:12,936 --> 00:01:14,924 I have no depth perception! 35 00:01:15,139 --> 00:01:16,077 It's all your fault. 36 00:01:16,095 --> 00:01:18,271 What are you... How is it our fault? What are you talking about? 37 00:01:18,275 --> 00:01:21,041 Let's not get into a whole thing about missing eyes and whose fault they are. 38 00:01:21,051 --> 00:01:22,759 You know, we'll just rent the video, and we'll be out of here. 39 00:01:22,780 --> 00:01:25,261 You are not renting shit. You are not welcome in this store. 40 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:29,640 - Your video-renting days are over! - No, come on, don't do that, dude. 41 00:01:31,544 --> 00:01:32,916 Oh... 42 00:01:34,173 --> 00:01:36,970 I-It's not even... it's not even close. I mean, I... 43 00:01:37,182 --> 00:01:38,495 Let me get that for you. 44 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:40,344 - Thanks, man. - Don't cut... don't... 45 00:01:41,237 --> 00:01:43,094 Goddamn it. 46 00:01:45,593 --> 00:01:47,130 All right, look, just pay the man already. 47 00:01:47,152 --> 00:01:48,833 We'll be done with it. It's freezing in there. 48 00:01:48,873 --> 00:01:52,235 No can do, Charlie. It's the principle of the thing. 49 00:01:52,249 --> 00:01:54,448 - You guys having a principle fight? - No, we're not having a principle fight. 50 00:01:54,461 --> 00:01:56,749 We're having a heat fight, okay? 'Cause our heat's broken, 51 00:01:56,767 --> 00:01:59,068 and Hwang won't fix it until this guy pays the rent. 52 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:01,338 This guy's not gonna pay the rent till Hwang fixes the heat. 53 00:02:01,357 --> 00:02:03,502 So you got one of those snafus, where you got old assholes... 54 00:02:03,521 --> 00:02:05,696 - It's a deadlock. - It's a deadlock of butting heads. 55 00:02:05,722 --> 00:02:08,128 We got a disaster on our hands, a disaster. 56 00:02:08,153 --> 00:02:10,676 The McPoyles bought Mahndo Video. They revoked our membership. 57 00:02:10,694 --> 00:02:12,869 - You didn't get Thundergun? - We didn't get shit! 58 00:02:12,892 --> 00:02:15,073 Aw... Hang on. 59 00:02:15,548 --> 00:02:17,498 Dee, why do our hoagies reek of gasoline? 60 00:02:17,523 --> 00:02:19,879 - Maybe 'cause I got 'em at the gas station, I guess. - Why? 61 00:02:19,897 --> 00:02:22,268 Why didn't you get the ones we like from the Wawa? 62 00:02:22,287 --> 00:02:24,490 Because Gail the Snail works at the Wawa, okay? 63 00:02:24,506 --> 00:02:26,300 And we got mad beef. She won't serve me. 64 00:02:26,325 --> 00:02:28,605 - Oh, my God. - This is a mess. This is a mess. 65 00:02:28,624 --> 00:02:31,021 We can't get the sandwiches we want, we can't get the videos we want, 66 00:02:31,042 --> 00:02:33,683 my apartment's an icebox. Thanksgiving's gonna be ruined, you know. 67 00:02:33,707 --> 00:02:36,647 It's not just Thanksgiving, pal. You know what the real problem is? 68 00:02:36,672 --> 00:02:39,613 We have too many beefs all over town. It's jamming us up. 69 00:02:39,634 --> 00:02:42,434 - We made a lot of enemies over the years. - We have made enemies. 70 00:02:42,452 --> 00:02:44,534 We got to do something about this, guys, okay? 71 00:02:44,559 --> 00:02:46,117 So I say... 72 00:02:46,142 --> 00:02:50,609 we use Thanksgiving as an opportunity to squash some of those beefs. 73 00:03:05,587 --> 00:03:15,587 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 74 00:03:20,836 --> 00:03:23,434 All right, guys, this is really coming together. It's looking good. 75 00:03:23,457 --> 00:03:26,384 You know... you know, this was the original meaning of Thanksgiving anyway. 76 00:03:26,672 --> 00:03:29,286 The Pilgrims and Indians had beef. So what did they do? 77 00:03:29,298 --> 00:03:31,975 They got together, they sat at a table, they ate some delicious food 78 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:35,195 and they squashed that beef. And that's exactly what we're gonna do. 79 00:03:35,210 --> 00:03:38,263 Mac and I are gonna squash the McPoyle beef, you guys are gonna squash Hwang... 80 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:40,457 And you guys are gonna squash with Bruce. 81 00:03:40,555 --> 00:03:41,499 - What? - Say what? 82 00:03:41,517 --> 00:03:44,167 - Bruce Mathis, I invited him. - What? - Why would you do that? 83 00:03:44,183 --> 00:03:48,166 Because he is your dad, and Thanksgiving is a holiday for families. 84 00:03:48,509 --> 00:03:52,239 I also invited Charlie's mom, my mom and my dad, but they didn't want to come. 85 00:03:52,258 --> 00:03:53,850 - So just Bruce? - You know what, it's okay. 86 00:03:53,879 --> 00:03:55,903 We'll-we'll manage very carefully, and it'll be fine. 87 00:03:55,915 --> 00:03:57,553 Hey, maybe we can squeeze some money out of the guy. 88 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:58,658 I'm-I'm confused though. 89 00:03:58,683 --> 00:04:02,364 In this whole scenario with the Pilgrim and the Indians, which one are we? 90 00:04:02,380 --> 00:04:05,520 - The Pilgrims. They came out on top. - I don't know about that, Frank. 91 00:04:05,545 --> 00:04:08,589 The Indians, they've got sports teams, they've got casinos. 92 00:04:08,789 --> 00:04:10,202 They're a very celebrated people. 93 00:04:10,228 --> 00:04:12,204 Yeah, that's true, actually. You don't see people walking around 94 00:04:12,229 --> 00:04:14,118 with the tall hat with a buckle on the front. 95 00:04:14,138 --> 00:04:15,943 Makes no difference though in our scenario 96 00:04:15,973 --> 00:04:18,823 with what we're trying to accomplish here. They buried the hatchet. 97 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:20,678 That's what they did, and that's what we're gonna do. 98 00:04:20,705 --> 00:04:24,371 Okay, so, to that end, here's the once the guests arrive, 99 00:04:24,606 --> 00:04:27,661 we will ply them with liquor and then I will present to them 100 00:04:27,686 --> 00:04:30,167 this peace treaty that I will have them sign. 101 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:32,792 Why do you always want people to sign creepy documents? 102 00:04:33,675 --> 00:04:36,433 Well, Frank, once something's in writing, that means it's set in stone. 103 00:04:36,458 --> 00:04:38,583 Then no one can do anything to stop me. 104 00:04:38,701 --> 00:04:40,732 When do you want me to serve the squash and the beef? 105 00:04:40,757 --> 00:04:43,018 S-So we're literally serving squash and beef? 106 00:04:43,043 --> 00:04:44,666 You said we're squashing beef. 107 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:47,273 I thought it would be part of the ceremony to have squash and beef. 108 00:04:47,285 --> 00:04:48,510 Yeah, it's all about the ceremony. 109 00:04:48,535 --> 00:04:50,279 That's why I got this bucket of dirt and a hatchet, 110 00:04:50,304 --> 00:04:52,198 so we can have a ceremonial burying of the hatchet. 111 00:04:52,223 --> 00:04:55,481 Right. And after we do that, we're going to wipe the slate clean. 112 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:59,738 Wait, no, guys, look, this is all very on the nose and totally unnecessary. 113 00:05:00,988 --> 00:05:03,963 - Where's food? - Walk right in, why don't you, Hwang? 114 00:05:04,569 --> 00:05:06,533 - Thanksgiving, food. - Yeah, Thanksgiving... 115 00:05:06,551 --> 00:05:08,954 - Have a seat, have a seat, man! - Thanksgiving, yeah, go sit down. 116 00:05:08,984 --> 00:05:11,000 - What do you live in, a barn? - Have a seat, Hwang. 117 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,599 Guys, listen, regroup, regroup. 118 00:05:12,620 --> 00:05:16,395 Let's put on some music, lighten the mood and get this party started. 119 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:28,635 - Dee. - Hmm? 120 00:05:28,660 --> 00:05:29,766 - Go break the ice. - What? 121 00:05:29,774 --> 00:05:30,849 - Yeah. - Why me? 122 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:34,068 Yeah, yeah, someone's got to do it. Just go to go over there... Go, go, go. 123 00:05:36,515 --> 00:05:38,879 - S-Some good crackers. - Huh? 124 00:05:38,954 --> 00:05:42,456 - Mm. Mm. - They are delicious. 125 00:05:43,621 --> 00:05:45,365 - Yeah. - What's wrong? Is it the eye? 126 00:05:45,629 --> 00:05:47,573 Why would... I don't even know why you would say that-that. 127 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:49,229 - They made me feel self-conscious. - Did they? 128 00:05:49,248 --> 00:05:52,119 Yeah. Is it off-putting? Or does it look real? 129 00:05:52,258 --> 00:05:55,846 The skin tone is a... is a... a good match. 130 00:05:56,129 --> 00:05:58,940 Oh, well, when you move the other one, 131 00:05:58,965 --> 00:06:01,888 I guess I can tell a little bit, if I'm being honest. 132 00:06:04,037 --> 00:06:06,531 Hey, turkeys, gobble, gobble. 133 00:06:06,558 --> 00:06:08,046 Cricket, what the hell are you doing here? 134 00:06:08,060 --> 00:06:09,791 Word around town is you guys are squashing beef. 135 00:06:09,805 --> 00:06:12,313 - We don't have beef with you. - You don't have beef with me? 136 00:06:12,933 --> 00:06:15,205 I was a priest before I got involved with you guys. 137 00:06:15,224 --> 00:06:17,849 - Unbelievable. - Look, we have enough on our plate right now, Crick. 138 00:06:17,868 --> 00:06:19,331 Come on, guys, let me stay. 139 00:06:19,349 --> 00:06:22,893 - I-I'll eat the gristle. - You can eat it off the floor like a dog, how 'bout that? 140 00:06:22,952 --> 00:06:25,108 - Now you're just creating more beef. - I don't mind. 141 00:06:25,239 --> 00:06:27,087 - Woof, woof, baby. - Great. 142 00:06:27,106 --> 00:06:29,733 - Look at that. Beef squashed, huh? - Okay, wait, wait, hold on a second. 143 00:06:29,748 --> 00:06:31,844 - Here, sign this treaty. - Mmm, yeah. 144 00:06:31,865 --> 00:06:33,396 - It'll be official. - Good. 145 00:06:33,425 --> 00:06:36,091 - Boom, all right, get out of here. Go, go, go. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 146 00:06:51,813 --> 00:06:54,594 - Okay, let's get started. - I really like your room, Mac. 147 00:06:54,619 --> 00:06:56,463 - Thank you. - Yeah, great. Have a seat, guys. 148 00:06:56,483 --> 00:06:59,005 Um, now, I... 149 00:07:03,008 --> 00:07:05,815 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little to the... to your right. - Yeah. 150 00:07:05,846 --> 00:07:10,104 Okay, good. Now, I know we've had our differences in the past. 151 00:07:10,129 --> 00:07:12,567 - Things have been a little tense between us. - What is this? 152 00:07:12,582 --> 00:07:14,288 - What is what? - Standing. 153 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:16,653 - What's with the standing? - You're lording. 154 00:07:16,823 --> 00:07:18,453 We're not lording, we're just having a conversation. 155 00:07:18,465 --> 00:07:20,428 - Yeah, we're just... - Some kind of a status thing? 156 00:07:20,442 --> 00:07:22,021 - A power move? - Some kind of power play? 157 00:07:22,036 --> 00:07:23,467 - Come on, guys. No. - It's not a power move! 158 00:07:23,502 --> 00:07:25,469 We're having a conversation. There's one chair. 159 00:07:26,134 --> 00:07:28,115 - Bring it down. - Just bring it down on the haunches. 160 00:07:28,140 --> 00:07:29,653 - You want us to squat? - Haunch it. 161 00:07:29,676 --> 00:07:31,064 - Oh, Christ, fine. - Just do it, just do it. 162 00:07:31,089 --> 00:07:33,164 - Arch down. - All right, look... Just do it. Give him the... 163 00:07:33,175 --> 00:07:35,267 Guys, look, I know we've had our differences in the past. 164 00:07:35,292 --> 00:07:37,224 Things have been very, very awkward, 165 00:07:37,563 --> 00:07:40,962 but it's time for us to move forward with our relationship, all right? 166 00:07:40,987 --> 00:07:42,893 It's time to hit the reset button, wouldn't you say? 167 00:07:42,918 --> 00:07:44,774 Here's this. Open it up. 168 00:07:44,807 --> 00:07:46,832 - Mm-hmm. - It's your gift. 169 00:07:47,473 --> 00:07:49,390 - What the hell is this? - It's a peace treaty. 170 00:07:49,406 --> 00:07:52,043 - We need you to sign that. - I thought I was getting an eye. 171 00:07:52,099 --> 00:07:53,199 An eye? 172 00:07:53,236 --> 00:07:55,409 - Why would you think that? - You kept making comments. 173 00:07:55,428 --> 00:07:58,650 - You were hinting about eyes. - We're not giving you an eye! 174 00:07:58,668 --> 00:08:00,098 Where the Christ would we get an eye? 175 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:02,365 And if we did get an eye, how would we attach it to you? 176 00:08:02,390 --> 00:08:04,590 I'm not signing shit until I get an eye. You owe me. 177 00:08:05,516 --> 00:08:08,056 - Give him your eye. - You want me to give him my eye? 178 00:08:08,075 --> 00:08:09,944 - Mm-hmm. - You realize how preposterous that is? 179 00:08:09,963 --> 00:08:12,536 - Okay, then apologize. - Apologize for what? 180 00:08:12,555 --> 00:08:14,187 For everything! For all of it! 181 00:08:14,606 --> 00:08:17,042 - This isn't... It's not about apology. - We're not apologizing. 182 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:19,099 We're not apologizing, okay? Nobody's apologizing. 183 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:22,060 No one's admitting guilt or anything. We've all done something wrong. 184 00:08:22,091 --> 00:08:24,666 Okay, it's just about... it's just about, like, you know, 185 00:08:24,678 --> 00:08:26,572 moving forward, moving on. 186 00:08:27,096 --> 00:08:32,498 Look, all you have to do is apologize, and I'll sign it. 187 00:08:33,978 --> 00:08:35,516 Give us a second. 188 00:08:36,912 --> 00:08:39,621 All right. How are we gonna get this eye? 189 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:40,971 I don't know. 190 00:08:50,902 --> 00:08:52,203 Come on, come on, give me some. 191 00:08:52,215 --> 00:08:55,840 Eat the... eat the... you know, the skins if you got to eat something. 192 00:08:55,865 --> 00:08:58,014 I'll eat the skins. I'll always eat the skins. I love the skins. 193 00:08:58,027 --> 00:09:00,358 - It's where all the vitamins are. - What kind of meat is that, Charlie? 194 00:09:00,376 --> 00:09:02,001 - Doesn't smell right. - It's not grade A meat. 195 00:09:02,027 --> 00:09:04,129 You know, I'm not gonna get grade A meat. Just... 196 00:09:04,141 --> 00:09:07,044 Why are you guys hovering? Don't hover. Answer the door! Get the door! 197 00:09:07,901 --> 00:09:09,470 All right. 198 00:09:09,489 --> 00:09:11,067 Yeah, all right! 199 00:09:11,836 --> 00:09:13,544 I'm gonna fight with you. 200 00:09:13,730 --> 00:09:17,313 What? Snail, what the hell are you doing here? 201 00:09:17,332 --> 00:09:19,406 - Who invited you? - Dee, we invited her, okay? 202 00:09:19,427 --> 00:09:21,372 Enough is enough. You got to squash it with Snail, all right? 203 00:09:21,391 --> 00:09:23,212 - We want to go to the Wawa again, all right? - Goddamn it. 204 00:09:23,251 --> 00:09:24,976 Hey, you want some beef? You want some squash? 205 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,554 You want to pack some beef? 206 00:09:28,063 --> 00:09:30,351 Listen, could you just swallow your spit and then breathe, 207 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,306 - and then we can talk? - Then breathe, and close your mouth. 208 00:09:33,590 --> 00:09:36,947 - Oh! Oh! Oh! - Oh, my God, it was sad for a second, and now it's right back to... 209 00:09:36,966 --> 00:09:39,016 - rah, making me do the... - See a doctor! Go see a doctor. 210 00:09:39,031 --> 00:09:41,064 - All right, oh, let's just... - All right, hold on. Um... 211 00:09:41,085 --> 00:09:43,727 Let's compromise. Is there something that we can do to just, 212 00:09:43,739 --> 00:09:45,408 you know, patch this up between you and Dee? 213 00:09:45,426 --> 00:09:47,229 I want her to be my best friend, yo. 214 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:49,096 Oh, well, you know what? That's not gonna happen, so... 215 00:09:49,107 --> 00:09:50,148 - Yeah, that's too much. - Okay... 216 00:09:50,171 --> 00:09:51,916 Hang on, hang on, hang on. Is there a compromise? 217 00:09:51,932 --> 00:09:54,101 - Is there anything? - How about just for today? 218 00:09:54,119 --> 00:09:55,738 - Just for today? - Together. 219 00:09:55,759 --> 00:09:57,404 Okay, and then I get my convenience store 220 00:09:57,429 --> 00:09:59,048 to be convenient to me again, that's the deal? 221 00:09:59,079 --> 00:10:02,072 Word is bond, yo. - Okay. Okay, yeah, that sounds good, 222 00:10:02,091 --> 00:10:03,835 - let's do it. Yes, okay. - All right, good. 223 00:10:03,855 --> 00:10:06,011 - Frank, Hwang, you're up. Let's go. - Okay. 224 00:10:23,067 --> 00:10:24,905 All right, well, somebody say something. 225 00:10:25,114 --> 00:10:26,908 These crackers need more salt. 226 00:10:27,569 --> 00:10:29,053 I agree. 227 00:10:29,691 --> 00:10:33,883 Okay, well... they're extremely salty, but-but good. That's a start. 228 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,029 I mean, you know, you guys agree about something. 229 00:10:36,044 --> 00:10:38,640 - Hey! All right. - My doctor say, no salt. 230 00:10:38,752 --> 00:10:41,077 - Mine, too. - Doctors are shit! 231 00:10:41,187 --> 00:10:45,389 Goddamn medicine men, trying to tell me how to eat my food. 232 00:10:45,797 --> 00:10:48,197 - They're all shit. - Well, look at that. 233 00:10:48,218 --> 00:10:50,146 You guys agree about something! Look at you two— 234 00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:54,464 two extremely hardheaded, unhealthy old men who refuse to listen to doctors. 235 00:10:54,477 --> 00:10:56,552 Come on, you guys are, like... Can we work this out? 236 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,428 All right, Hwang, what if Frank gives you, like, half the rent now, 237 00:10:59,443 --> 00:11:01,038 then you fix the heat? 238 00:11:01,093 --> 00:11:03,950 And then, he gives you the other half when the job's done? 239 00:11:06,256 --> 00:11:07,837 - It's okay. - Yeah? 240 00:11:08,407 --> 00:11:11,722 All right, that's a deal. That's a squashed beef. Frank, you. 241 00:11:11,730 --> 00:11:14,215 Oh, as a matter of fact... 242 00:11:15,525 --> 00:11:17,863 I could give the whole month's rent right here. 243 00:11:17,888 --> 00:11:20,376 - Well, that'd be... good. - I'll take it. - Yeah, but I'm not gonna do it, 244 00:11:20,407 --> 00:11:22,360 because I'm not gonna let you beat me, 245 00:11:22,384 --> 00:11:24,996 - because you're a lousy son of a bitch. - You're a dog! 246 00:11:25,027 --> 00:11:27,122 - I'm a dog, you're a dog, huh? - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 247 00:11:27,134 --> 00:11:28,228 How's that? Huh? 248 00:11:28,244 --> 00:11:30,177 - Plenty more where this came from. - You're a fire dog! 249 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:33,142 I could heat that apartment all winter, huh? 250 00:11:33,247 --> 00:11:35,358 - You want it? Aah... - Yeah, yeah, yeah, fire dog. - Aw! 251 00:11:35,376 --> 00:11:36,897 You're trying to burn me! 252 00:11:38,778 --> 00:11:40,197 Just give us an eye. 253 00:11:40,222 --> 00:11:42,958 - You don't need both of them. - I only have one good working eye. 254 00:11:42,990 --> 00:11:45,378 Yeah, but I think it might be better if you're blind anyway. 255 00:11:45,403 --> 00:11:47,397 You know, it's gonna heighten all your other senses. 256 00:11:48,322 --> 00:11:50,141 Let me think about it. I'll think about it. 257 00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:51,879 Okay, give it some thought. Give it some thought. 258 00:11:51,902 --> 00:11:53,814 - All right, well, we'll work that angle. - All right, just... 259 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,205 - Ooh, maybe that's Bruce. - Oh, yeah. 260 00:11:55,229 --> 00:11:56,697 Hey, how'd you get him down here anyway? 261 00:11:56,722 --> 00:11:58,763 I told him that his kids wanted to see him for Thanksgiving, 262 00:11:58,788 --> 00:12:00,626 and that you guys wanted to be one big happy family again. 263 00:12:00,645 --> 00:12:02,125 Oh, nice. 264 00:12:02,150 --> 00:12:03,169 Hey. 265 00:12:03,568 --> 00:12:04,999 - Who's this jabroni? - I have no idea. 266 00:12:05,030 --> 00:12:06,899 - Slam the door on his face. - See you, bozo. 267 00:12:06,923 --> 00:12:09,517 Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. Actually, I know who this guy is. 268 00:12:09,636 --> 00:12:13,395 Holy shit! Dude, this is the guy that Frank and Dee mistook for Bruce, 269 00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:15,761 and Frank got that bad intel, so they went to his apartment, 270 00:12:15,775 --> 00:12:17,879 - instead of Bruce's apartment. - And then we blew up his car. 271 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:18,966 Blew the shit out of his car. 272 00:12:18,991 --> 00:12:20,527 - Oh, my God. - Wait a minute. That was you guys? 273 00:12:20,552 --> 00:12:22,535 Huh? No. 274 00:12:22,828 --> 00:12:24,831 I don't even know what you're talking about. 275 00:12:25,181 --> 00:12:27,208 - Uh... - Happy Thanksgiving. 276 00:12:27,238 --> 00:12:28,735 - Yeah, yeah. - Wait, wait. Please. 277 00:12:28,757 --> 00:12:31,558 Are my kids in there? Somebody wrote me a note 278 00:12:31,564 --> 00:12:33,311 and said that my kids wanted to see me? 279 00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:35,050 I haven't seen 'em since my wife left me. 280 00:12:35,069 --> 00:12:38,378 - Are they in here? Sabrina? - Oh, this is bad. 281 00:12:38,410 --> 00:12:40,643 - Yeah. Oh. - Marco? Daddy's here. 282 00:12:41,846 --> 00:12:44,196 Oh, my God. We really opened up a can of worms. 283 00:12:44,220 --> 00:12:45,863 It's a bit messy. The good news is, 284 00:12:45,888 --> 00:12:47,965 seems that the kids thing took his mind off the car thing, 285 00:12:47,990 --> 00:12:49,796 so, maybe it'll work itself out. 286 00:12:49,821 --> 00:12:51,269 - Okay, good. - All right. 287 00:12:51,294 --> 00:12:52,213 - Mac. - Hey. 288 00:12:52,232 --> 00:12:54,785 Hey, thanks for calling, man. So, where are the kids? 289 00:12:54,801 --> 00:12:57,260 I can't wait to see those little rug rats. It's been forever. 290 00:12:57,284 --> 00:13:00,552 I'm sure they're around somewhere. Go ahead and mingle, and maybe you'll find 'em. 291 00:13:00,839 --> 00:13:04,090 - My kids aren't really here, are they? - Uh... no. 292 00:13:04,342 --> 00:13:05,473 - No. - No, I lied about that. 293 00:13:05,498 --> 00:13:08,462 Thank God. Let's get shit-housed, right, guys? 294 00:13:09,525 --> 00:13:12,069 - What a piece of shit that guy is. - Yeah, he's a real piece of shit, yeah. 295 00:13:12,094 --> 00:13:13,082 Oh, my God. 296 00:13:13,101 --> 00:13:14,707 What the hell is Ponderosa doing here? 297 00:13:14,739 --> 00:13:18,304 Well, he's the one that's responsible for Liam's eye, so we figured, 298 00:13:18,321 --> 00:13:20,652 you know, he shows up, it shifts the blame from us to him, 299 00:13:20,677 --> 00:13:22,446 and, worst case scenario, they'll take his eye. 300 00:13:22,471 --> 00:13:24,755 Oh, my God, this is getting way too confusing. We got too many beefs. 301 00:13:24,780 --> 00:13:26,511 - I can't keep up. - God, Dee, we got it. 302 00:13:26,530 --> 00:13:27,785 Honk, honk, honk... 303 00:13:27,789 --> 00:13:30,132 - Too many beefs, we got it. - I'm not honking. I'm expressing something... 304 00:13:30,159 --> 00:13:32,413 I'll admit it, it's getting confusing, there's a lot of people here. 305 00:13:32,427 --> 00:13:34,352 - See? - I'll take some of the blame for that. 306 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,986 - I did invite... Okay. - Let us take the lead. We got it, we got it. 307 00:13:37,549 --> 00:13:41,108 Can't get it to stay. There you go. 308 00:13:51,893 --> 00:13:54,181 Hi, uh, everybody, I'd like to say something, please. 309 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,450 Uh, could I have your attention, please? I'd like to say something, yeah. 310 00:13:56,481 --> 00:14:00,946 Um, so, the Pilgrims hated the Indians and the Indians, they despised the Pilgrims. 311 00:14:00,971 --> 00:14:01,885 Yeah. 312 00:14:01,917 --> 00:14:05,244 But nonetheless, on Thanksgiving, they got together, right, 313 00:14:05,269 --> 00:14:07,532 and it wasn't about apologizing to each other. 314 00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:09,862 - "Aw..." - It wasn't about admitting guilt. 315 00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:11,738 Won't do that. Okay? 316 00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:15,119 It was just about making the peace— that was all that it was about. 317 00:14:15,725 --> 00:14:17,250 And if the Indians knew how to sign shit, 318 00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:19,256 they probably would've signed a peace treaty. 319 00:14:19,281 --> 00:14:20,931 Right? So that's what we're gonna do. 320 00:14:20,956 --> 00:14:23,887 We're gonna make peace with each other, and we're gonna get it in writing. 321 00:14:24,268 --> 00:14:27,024 All right? Is everybody amenable to that? Sound good? 322 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:31,513 Great, uh, so we'd like to begin with Bill Ponderosa. 323 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,382 Yes. 324 00:14:35,238 --> 00:14:37,597 It's not... There's no need to clap. It's not a clapping event. 325 00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:38,936 No. Right. So... 326 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:42,711 Okay, so, um, Bill, do you have something you'd like to admit to someone here? 327 00:14:42,733 --> 00:14:44,272 Yes, actually, I do. 328 00:14:44,297 --> 00:14:49,130 Uh, I once broke into Dee's apartment and sniffed on her panties. 329 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:53,315 What? Goddamn it! Beef! No, I got beef with that. 330 00:14:53,343 --> 00:14:55,938 Uh, can we, um... Just stay on track. 331 00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:58,950 Um... Bill, is there something you want to say to the McPoyles? 332 00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:02,083 Oh, um... Hey, hey. 333 00:15:02,383 --> 00:15:04,036 I love that painted-on eye, man. 334 00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:07,031 - That is fun. - No. No, wait. No, no. 335 00:15:07,244 --> 00:15:10,507 Okay. No, no, no. All right, hey, hey, hey! 336 00:15:10,522 --> 00:15:13,195 Everybody stop clapping. All right, Liam, 337 00:15:13,232 --> 00:15:16,014 Bill's the one who put bath salts in the punch at your wedding, all right? 338 00:15:16,042 --> 00:15:18,826 He's the one who is responsible for your empty eyehole. 339 00:15:18,839 --> 00:15:20,875 - Is this true, man? - Maybe. I... 340 00:15:21,031 --> 00:15:23,388 The only thing I remember from that night is my sponsor Frank 341 00:15:23,406 --> 00:15:25,094 giving me the green light to get shit-housed. 342 00:15:25,119 --> 00:15:26,207 - That's true. - That happened. 343 00:15:26,235 --> 00:15:28,301 - I'll back that up. - Then it's your fault. 344 00:15:28,752 --> 00:15:31,085 - You owe my brother an eye! - All right, settle down! 345 00:15:31,103 --> 00:15:32,364 Settle... Take it easy, all right? 346 00:15:32,388 --> 00:15:35,069 Don't drag him into your beef 'cause I need him to focus on ours here. 347 00:15:35,094 --> 00:15:38,607 Hey, Frank, I'm giving this guy a handy under the table. Are you jealous? 348 00:15:40,914 --> 00:15:42,471 She's mashing it. 349 00:15:42,504 --> 00:15:44,252 She does that. 350 00:15:44,966 --> 00:15:46,407 I'm very aroused. 351 00:15:47,181 --> 00:15:49,599 - Very good. - Look, I'm-I'm sorry. 352 00:15:49,623 --> 00:15:52,483 Which one of you knows my ex-wife and when are my kids getting here? 353 00:15:52,501 --> 00:15:53,846 They'll get here. Just... 354 00:15:53,873 --> 00:15:55,092 - Who's this jabroni? - Uh, 355 00:15:55,116 --> 00:15:57,639 this is the gentleman who we mistook for Bruce Mathis. 356 00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,015 Right, yep, and then we blew up his car. 357 00:16:00,589 --> 00:16:01,771 Don't say that! 358 00:16:01,796 --> 00:16:04,309 A-All of this, and it was you guys. You owe me a car. 359 00:16:04,334 --> 00:16:07,390 Whoa, easy, man! That's a big leap right there. 360 00:16:07,415 --> 00:16:10,065 Buddy, buddy, um, what's the deal with your kids? 361 00:16:10,084 --> 00:16:12,148 Y-You haven't see 'em in a while. Did you do something? 362 00:16:12,165 --> 00:16:15,367 - Is it... Was it your fault? - Oh. I have a horrible drug problem. 363 00:16:15,418 --> 00:16:16,877 Ooh, I hear you. 364 00:16:17,181 --> 00:16:19,775 I know that game, huh? You want to do a bump here? 365 00:16:20,098 --> 00:16:22,064 Yeah, of course I want a bump. 366 00:16:22,096 --> 00:16:24,855 I'll have a few of those delicious nose clams. 367 00:16:24,879 --> 00:16:26,927 Frank, no, come on. 368 00:16:27,251 --> 00:16:29,014 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Don't clap for that! 369 00:16:29,027 --> 00:16:31,846 - What? I can't have squash? I can't have blow? - We need you to focus! 370 00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:33,567 Sign the damn treaty! All right, you know what, Hwang, 371 00:16:33,587 --> 00:16:34,856 - you sign the treaty. - I'll sign it. 372 00:16:34,872 --> 00:16:36,416 Oh, gross! Don't touch me with that hand! 373 00:16:36,436 --> 00:16:38,197 Put your hand over here. I'll take sloppy seconds. 374 00:16:38,215 --> 00:16:40,115 - Absolutely not. - Mash me, baby. Mash me. 375 00:16:40,142 --> 00:16:42,343 - No mashing at the table! - Stop mashing, all right? 376 00:16:42,363 --> 00:16:44,944 Come on. Goddamn it, Frank, I'm starting to think I have beef with you! 377 00:16:44,969 --> 00:16:47,598 - Yeah, us, too! - Okay, I have an idea. 378 00:16:47,617 --> 00:16:50,551 It's time now to wipe the slate clean. 379 00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,271 No, you said we were gonna do the hatchet thing first! 380 00:16:52,296 --> 00:16:54,740 Don't worry about the hatchet thing, okay? That was an unsanctioned move. 381 00:16:54,758 --> 00:16:57,438 Well, none of these moves are working! We got to do something else! 382 00:17:05,061 --> 00:17:07,636 - Food fight! Food fight! - I guess! 383 00:17:07,665 --> 00:17:09,131 What? No! 384 00:17:19,145 --> 00:17:21,280 Sign the treaty! 385 00:17:21,849 --> 00:17:24,042 You owe me an eye, Frank! 386 00:17:28,530 --> 00:17:30,041 Oh, shit. 387 00:17:35,034 --> 00:17:36,820 No, no, no, no. 388 00:17:37,168 --> 00:17:39,499 - Uh, this was a bad idea. - We stirred up too much conflict. 389 00:17:39,531 --> 00:17:41,189 Yeah. It smells like smoke. 390 00:17:41,206 --> 00:17:42,337 Is something burning? 391 00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:44,273 I think it's coming from your room, dude. 392 00:17:44,298 --> 00:17:45,686 What? 393 00:17:48,475 --> 00:17:51,183 My room's on fire. Why is my room on fire? 394 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:52,596 I may have started a money fire. 395 00:17:52,621 --> 00:17:54,465 - Why would you start a fire in my room, Frank? - What are we gonna do? 396 00:17:54,489 --> 00:17:56,924 I don't know, I don't know. We got to think, we got to think. Think, think. 397 00:17:58,207 --> 00:17:59,683 I've got an idea. 398 00:18:02,989 --> 00:18:06,099 - So we're just gonna lock them in there? - They're definitely gonna burn to death. 399 00:18:06,135 --> 00:18:07,688 Okay, guys, nobody's gonna burn, all right? 400 00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:09,226 There's a fire escape. We'll call 911. 401 00:18:09,251 --> 00:18:11,419 We just need to buy a little time so we can get the hell out of here. 402 00:18:11,448 --> 00:18:13,011 I feel like we're just creating more beef. 403 00:18:13,037 --> 00:18:14,375 Which we will not resolve. 404 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,106 Beefs are best left simmering under the surface— I've learned that now. 405 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:20,023 The best thing to do with a beef is jam it deep down inside and then press forward. 406 00:18:20,048 --> 00:18:21,467 What are we gonna do now? 407 00:18:21,498 --> 00:18:24,292 You know, we could just buy Thundergun and go to a different Wawa. 408 00:18:24,398 --> 00:18:27,390 Yeah, it's a little inconvenient, but it's better than facing our problems. 409 00:18:27,411 --> 00:18:29,150 Yeah, or saying we're sorry, which I'm not doing. 410 00:18:29,170 --> 00:18:30,620 Hell, no, I don't do that. 411 00:18:30,645 --> 00:18:32,901 All right, you want to go back to my place, get some blankets, bundle up? 412 00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:34,849 - Just us? No one else? - That's what I'm thankful for. 413 00:18:34,872 --> 00:18:36,985 We don't need to get along with anybody else— we got each other. 414 00:18:37,012 --> 00:18:38,175 Yeah, screw everybody else. 415 00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:41,027 I hate people who are different than me, you know? Why pretend? 416 00:18:41,052 --> 00:18:43,088 There's a fire escape right here. 417 00:18:43,113 --> 00:18:45,837 - Fire escape. - Out the window. 418 00:18:46,676 --> 00:18:48,626 Who's got me? Man down. 419 00:18:48,653 --> 00:18:51,654 I'm right back here, guys. Who's got me? Guys? 420 00:18:52,101 --> 00:18:53,507 Hello? 421 00:18:55,151 --> 00:19:05,151 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther