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That's what's
good about a beer.

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Yeah, it's good.

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It just keeps cycling
through you...

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Guys, guys, guys, guys!
We got news.

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We've got terrible news.
Yeah.

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What do you got?
Okay, you know that Chinese

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fish factory across the street?
The one with the horrible smell?

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Ugh.
Yeah.

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Yeah. Of course.
Disgusting.

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Been there forever?
They've installed security

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cameras pointed directly at
Paddy's.

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Yeah.
What?

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They're pointing them at us?
Yes.

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They can't do that.
That's bullshit!

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What, are they spying on us?
Yes, dude, I think they're

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spying on us, and you know what
else?

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They bought the building next

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door and they are expanding
like crazy.

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I'm telling you, it is only a

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matter of time before the
Chinese take us over.

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Oh, they've always been very
secretive for a fish factory.

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And do you ever feel like
maybe they're using that fish

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smell to cover up, like, maybe
some other mysterious smell?

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Mmm. >> It is an incredibly
strong smell.

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It's turned me off of fish.
Me, too!

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That's so bad.
Oh, I'm off of fish.

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And I used to eat so much
fish, guys, I mean...

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I love fish.
'Cause fish has all the

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good fatty acids, right?
A good fish, a solid fish?

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Protein, omega numbers...

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So many omegas— threes,
fours and fives.

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Melts in your mouth.

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You get to eat all your
scales.

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Don't eat the scales.
No, you don't eat the scales.

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You know, you don't get

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scales unless it's a fish or a
reptile.

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You got to get them...
Don't eat reptiles.

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Yeah, not eating all
reptiles, just the good ones.

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Okay, guys, we got a plan.
Dee, come with us.

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Yeah. >> You're gonna help us
gather intel.

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Okay.
Let's do it, come on.

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There she goes.
Let's go.

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All right, and then, uh, what
do Frank and I do?

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Well, you guys just hang
back, uh, do your thing.

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Don't eat reptiles and just hang
out.

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What? >> What, you're going
with Dee over us?

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Right.
Yeah.

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I-Is this 'cause you guys
have been living at her place

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ever since your fire?
You know what I mean?

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I feel like you burn your place
down, you move into Dee's, and

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now you're, like, getting all
buddy-buddy...

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Yeah. Yeah, chummy-chummy.
Yeah, I-I guess so.

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You know, if you need.
That's crazy!

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Dee over us?
I mean, you can't count on her.

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You're completely unreliable,
Dee, really.

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You're, like, all gangly and
uncoordinated.

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And she's constantly gonna
back-sass you.

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Oh, she'll argue with
everything you say.

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You know, it's bullshit.
No, you know what's bullshit?

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Me getting boxed out all the
time.

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And these guys have finally
realized, by living with me,

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that old Dee is pretty cool

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after all, and pretty funny,
too.

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So maybe I shouldn't be the butt
of everybody's jokes anymore.

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Let's... let's not get crazy,
Dee.

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Yeah, you're always gonna be
the butt of our jokes.

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Whatever, let's roll.

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Yeah, we're still gonna make
jokes at your expense.

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That's okay, let's go.
All right.

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Yeah, uh... just hang.
Uh, we're good.

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Huh?
What the hell was that?

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Something stinks here,

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Charlie, and it ain't just the
fish.

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Dude, the other day, I was

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trying to get in the back
office...

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Yeah?
Dennis had the door locked.

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Mac locked the door, too!
What is that?

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Who locks the office door?
I feel like they're always

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sneaking around now, and they're
all, like, nervous.

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Something big is definitely
going down.

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I got a plan. You know what?

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How about you and I spy on that
Chinese factory?

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Yeah, but, Charlie, I trust

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the Chinese as far as I could
throw their factory.

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Mm-hmm.
But the real threat isn't

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abroad, Charlie; it's right here
at home.

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We got to spy on Mac and Dennis.

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Oh, God, that smell!
Whew!

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The air quality in here is
terrible!

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How do these people survive in
this?

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Oof.
Well, you know the Chinese.

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It's like, business first,
breathing second, goddamn it!

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At least we know that it's a
real fish factory, not some sort

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of a front for something.
Well...

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Well, Dee, we don't know that
for sure, okay?

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And that's why you got to get a
job here.

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I got to get a job here?
What am I looking for?

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Shady practices, you know?

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Sketchy dealings. Schematics.

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Uh, human rights violations,
anything, Dee.

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Just-just, you know, gather
intel.

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Okay.
What are you guys gonna do?

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Dee, you're on a need-to-know
basis here, okay?

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There's a chain of command here,
okay?

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You're at the very bottom.
You're way down.

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Yeah.
Well, at least tell me what

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the whole plan is.
Dee, the one time we bring

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you in on a thing instead of
Charlie and all we get is

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back-sass and questions?

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Do you want to be on the team or
not? >> Yeah.

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Yeah, I want to be part of the
team, okay?

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Yes, sorry.

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So how do I gather the intel?

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Oh, Jesus Chri...
Talk to people.

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I don't know, flirt with the
manager.

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He'll love how "pretty" and
"blonde" you are.

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Don't do that. I'm blonde.

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Look, my mind goes to that
office up there, you know?

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What kind of shady shit's going
on in there?

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And now I'm doing your job for
you.

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You know what, let's just go get
Charlie, 'cause I don't want to

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hold her hand through the whole
process.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No Charlie. No Charlie, okay?

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I got this, you guys, I got
this.

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Don't worry about me, I got
this.

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Okay, we need you, Dee. Go.
Go.

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Go.

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It sucks not having our own
apartment.

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We got to get back in there,
dude.

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I know. I hate Dee.
Dennis, I hate her.

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I know, I know, but at least

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we got her out of our hair for a
little while.

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Yeah.
We can finally do our plan.

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Yes, okay.
(knocking at door)

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Oh, goddamn it.
What is that?

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Goddamn it! All right, look.

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Let's just deal with it, and

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then we can get back to
business.

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Yeah, okay.
All right, all right.

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(knocking continues)
I'm coming!

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I'm coming, Jesus Christ... oh.
Hey, guys.

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What do you want, Charlie?
We're busy.

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I wanted to apologize about,
um, snapping earlier today with

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words at you guys, and then I
came here to make an apology...

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apology words.
What's he talking about?

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I-I don't know.
I don't remember.

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Okay, thank you.
Well, hang on!

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Hang on a second.

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I got you guys a flower
arrangement for you.

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Great. Thanks.
Give it to him.

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You can't just have it.
There's a plan.

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I have to come in and give it to
you.

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And put it down.
All right, fine.

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Come in, put them down and then
go.

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Okay, and I'm in.
He's in.

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Okay. Uh...

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Put the vase close to them,
so we can see them.

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Right. Okay... and good.

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And where are you guys spending
the most of your time?

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It's a very small apartment.
We're all over the place.

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Just put them anywhere.

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And I'll put them down right
here, then.

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No. No good, move them.

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Can't put them here, though.

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Where can I put them?

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Dude, any... put them in the
trash, for all we care.

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I don't... >> Putting them a
little further back, so...

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Yeah, that's good.

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And right about here.

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Uh, great, we don't care.

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It's fine.

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No, to the left.

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To the left, you say?

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Didn't say that.

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Don't talk out loud to me.

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Roger that.

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Who's Roger?
Who's Roger?

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Just... thinking about legally
changing my name to Roger.

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What's wrong with your ear,
dude?

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S... spider crawled up in my
ear.

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It was living there.

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Right.

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Sends its thoughts to me.

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Is it telling you to leave?

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Spider, can I leave?

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To the left.

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Right there, that's good.

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Now get out of there.

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Okay.

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Oh, Jesus Chr...

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Let's get back to business,
please.

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Yeah, come on.

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I was doing a little research

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earlier, and I stumbled upon
something huge.

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Hey, man.

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Can you hear and see everything?

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They're talking about
research.

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Research, huh?

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It is everything that we've
been looking for.

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Dude, it's gonna save us so much
time.

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It is a game-changer.

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Check this out.

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Oh, my God.
Yeah.

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There's so much potential
here!

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What is it?
This is great!

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I can't see.
Yeah, shit.

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So, listen, do me a favor.

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Give me a little bit of time
with this, okay?

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Let me dig in to this a little

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bit, see what the potential
really is.

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Yeah, I'll give you some
space. Okay.

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Yeah. Oh, oh, wait, Mac.

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Yeah?

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One more thing.

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Mm-hmm.

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Throw those goddamn flowers
in the trash.

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Yeah. Right.

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Pieces of shit.

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Goddamn it!
Son of a bitch.

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We got to get our hands on
that laptop!

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Right.

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Name's Dee.
I'm new around here.

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So, what's the deal with these
masks, huh?

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Are they gonna protect you from
the fish or protect the fish

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from you— am I right?

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No. I didn't get that.

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You chop fish, pull gut!

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"Pull gut." Totally, yeah.

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Listen, I'm gonna pop this off
'cause it's not protecting me

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from the smell, so I'm not
really sure what the point is.

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Hey. (clears throat)

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Give me the skinny.

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Are you guys up to anything

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non-fish related around here
or...?

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Seriously?

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All right, goddamn it.

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You are of no use to me.

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Oh, here we go.

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Uh, excuse me. Hello.

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Hi. Um...

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Uh, my name's Dee and I'm new
around here, and I just would

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love to chat with you sometime
in private, you know?

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Maybe up in your secret private
office up there?

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I need you to chop fish and
pull the gut.

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Yeah. No, I get it.

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00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:26,637
I-I get that you're a chop fish,
pull gut factory.

247
00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:28,672
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Don't go anywhere. Hi.

248
00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:31,408
Um, uh, how about this, huh?

249
00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:33,911
Uh-oh. What do you see, huh?

250
00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:38,549
American girl, blue eyes, blonde
hair... (screams)

251
00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:42,252
It got me! It got me good!

252
00:08:43,756 --> 00:08:45,222
Aah! It got in my mouth!

253
00:08:45,224 --> 00:08:47,157
It's getting in...
(alarm blaring)

254
00:08:52,731 --> 00:08:54,731
Hi.
Hey, guys.

255
00:08:54,733 --> 00:08:56,733
What are you doing, dude?
You texted us 911.

256
00:08:56,735 --> 00:08:58,735
What's the emergency?
Yeah.

257
00:08:58,737 --> 00:09:01,204
Oh, yeah, uh, well, our
friendship's in danger, so...

258
00:09:01,206 --> 00:09:02,906
I stole Frank's credit card.

259
00:09:02,908 --> 00:09:04,908
You guys want to have lunch?
You got Frank's card?

260
00:09:04,910 --> 00:09:06,710
I got the card.
I'm annoyed, but I could eat.

261
00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,545
All right, let's go.
Yeah, to be honest with you,

262
00:09:08,547 --> 00:09:10,180
my taste for fish is returning.

263
00:09:10,182 --> 00:09:12,015
Yeah, I've been thinking
about it all day.

264
00:09:12,017 --> 00:09:13,850
My taste for fish is slowly
returning, too. Yeah.

265
00:09:13,852 --> 00:09:15,385
And Guigino's does have the best
fish. Very well!

266
00:09:15,387 --> 00:09:16,787
All right, you know, maybe,

267
00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:18,455
uh... maybe just order a couple
apps though.

268
00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:19,957
I think Frank would prefer that.
You know, that's...

269
00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:21,625
Who cares what Frank prefers?

270
00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:23,594
We're buying this food with his
stolen credit card.

271
00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:26,430
And I'm gonna pretend I
didn't hear that. (chuckles)

272
00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:29,900
Uh, welcome back, gentlemen.
I'm sorry.

273
00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:31,535
Do I know you, pal?

274
00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:33,370
I've never seen this man
before in my life.

275
00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:35,606
I waited on you before.
You tied my shoelaces together.

276
00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:37,107
I fell down.
I'm getting nothing.

277
00:09:37,109 --> 00:09:38,609
I'm drawing a blank on this guy.

278
00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:40,243
Yeah, yeah, that means
nothing to me.

279
00:09:40,245 --> 00:09:42,112
What are you saying?
A scalding hot plate of

280
00:09:42,114 --> 00:09:44,114
spaghetti fell into my face?
I'm to remember every man

281
00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:46,116
I've seen fall into a plate of
spaghetti?

282
00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:48,118
Never mind.
Uh, can I get your order?

283
00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,320
Get me the snapper, bozo.
Snapper fish for the man.

284
00:09:50,322 --> 00:09:52,756
Actually, our fish supplier
had an incident at their

285
00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:54,758
facility, so we are limited on
fish.

286
00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,760
Market price is quite high
today.

287
00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:58,762
Do you have the snapper
or not?

288
00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,597
Yeah, uh, we do.
But it's $44.

289
00:10:00,599 --> 00:10:02,399
Ooh. Oh, my God. All right.
Well, then, let's do some

290
00:10:02,401 --> 00:10:04,167
cheaper chicken or, uh...
Well, no. I'm in a fish mood

291
00:10:04,169 --> 00:10:05,569
now. Fish has been established.

292
00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:07,270
It was established,
wasn't it?

293
00:10:07,272 --> 00:10:09,106
Yeah, it was.
So three snappers.

294
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,941
Yeah, why are we talking
about it so much?

295
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,676
Get the goddamn snappers!
Okay... oh...

296
00:10:12,678 --> 00:10:14,311
Get the snapper!
Jesus Christ.

297
00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:15,912
Who is that guy?
Guigino's is slipping.

298
00:10:15,914 --> 00:10:17,147
It's slipping.
It is, they are slipping.

299
00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:18,649
They do have great fish, though.

300
00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:20,484
So, what's going on with our
friendship?

301
00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:21,485
Yeah.

302
00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:23,553
Okay.

303
00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,123
Ha!

304
00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,457
Charlie, I'm in.

305
00:10:27,459 --> 00:10:29,126
How you doing? You having lunch?

306
00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:30,694
Keeping them busy?

307
00:10:30,696 --> 00:10:33,363
Uh, yeah, but slight hitch,
though.

308
00:10:33,365 --> 00:10:35,298
The snapper is, uh, $44.

309
00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:36,767
What?

310
00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:38,101
No, no, no, no $44!

311
00:10:38,103 --> 00:10:39,870
Get them appetizers.

312
00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:42,305
I know, but, like, they want
fish and I kind of want fish,

313
00:10:42,307 --> 00:10:44,541
too, and the waiter said it's
the market price, so...

314
00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:46,977
All right. Wait, I got the
laptop.

315
00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:49,446
Let me go to the search history.

316
00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:57,187
Holy shit!

317
00:10:57,189 --> 00:10:58,488
Damn it!

318
00:10:58,490 --> 00:11:00,524
Sweeping up fish guts with a
broom!

319
00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:02,526
Got to be some kind of workers'
rights violation.

320
00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:04,127
What are you...? Aah!

321
00:11:04,129 --> 00:11:06,129
You idiot! What are you picking
it up with your hands?

322
00:11:08,033 --> 00:11:09,966
Uh, hell no, lady, no.

323
00:11:09,968 --> 00:11:12,669
Uh, look, I realize this might
all be moon talk to you, but I'm

324
00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:15,072
not touching fish guts with my
hands, okay?

325
00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:17,574
You know what we could do?
Yeah, let's just disperse it.

326
00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:18,842
You know what I mean?

327
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,310
Just send it all over the place!

328
00:11:20,312 --> 00:11:22,312
Nobody will know.
Just kind of...

329
00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:34,424
Oh...

330
00:11:34,426 --> 00:11:36,059
Yeah, it's so crazy.

331
00:11:36,061 --> 00:11:38,562
I saw that.

332
00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,837
Hey, Frank.
Sweet hat and jacket.

333
00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:48,839
Don't.. Charlie, don't
sit there.

334
00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,841
Huh?
Sit back there.

335
00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:52,609
We got to be smart about this.
Yeah, all right.

336
00:11:52,611 --> 00:11:54,444
Why didn't we just meet back at
the apartment then?

337
00:11:54,446 --> 00:11:55,912
That would've been better.

338
00:11:55,914 --> 00:11:57,848
Because you got me thinking
about fish.

339
00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,850
Oh, right, nice. Yeah.
Get the snapper. It's delicious.

340
00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:01,852
Mmm.
Hi. How can I help you?

341
00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:04,254
Oh, perfect.
You're here now, too.

342
00:12:04,256 --> 00:12:06,356
You're talking to me like you
know me.

343
00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:08,358
Have we ever met?
Let's just move past this

344
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,627
part. What can I get you?
I'm gonna have the snapper.

345
00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:12,129
And I'm gonna buy one for the

346
00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:14,898
strange man behind me who I've
never met.

347
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:17,300
Gentlemen, I hate to inform
you two... strangers here that

348
00:12:17,302 --> 00:12:19,035
we are out of snapper.

349
00:12:19,037 --> 00:12:21,705
We had some issues with our
local supplier, so we are

350
00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:22,939
completely out of fish today.

351
00:12:22,941 --> 00:12:24,374
How do you not have fish?

352
00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:26,777
It says "Fresh fish daily" on
the menu.

353
00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:29,379
Well, I just explained it.
I went step by step.

354
00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:31,381
But how come you don't have
it? It's on the menu!

355
00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:33,383
For the reasons I said.
You have no snapper?

356
00:12:33,385 --> 00:12:34,885
There's a sequence of
events...

357
00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:36,386
It says right here snapper...

358
00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:38,221
Do you have fish or do you
not have fish?

359
00:12:38,223 --> 00:12:40,223
Can I get you a non-fish
entree?

360
00:12:40,225 --> 00:12:42,058
You can get lost.
With pleasure.

361
00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:43,960
All right, so...
what did you find out?

362
00:12:43,962 --> 00:12:46,062
I think I know what those
guys are up to.

363
00:12:46,064 --> 00:12:48,131
Can I just sit over there?
'Cause I feel like the cover's

364
00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:50,133
blown now, and now I have to go
like...

365
00:12:50,135 --> 00:12:52,135
All right, sit over here.
You know what I mean?

366
00:12:52,137 --> 00:12:54,437
I think I know what they're
up to.

367
00:12:54,439 --> 00:12:56,173
Okay, what?
I think Mac and Dennis are

368
00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:58,241
going into business with the
Chinese guys across the street.

369
00:12:58,243 --> 00:12:59,943
What?

370
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,978
They're gonna open up some
kind of pastry factory!

371
00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:04,080
What? What makes you think
that?

372
00:13:04,082 --> 00:13:06,516
I saw it on their search
history.

373
00:13:06,518 --> 00:13:08,451
Only two words came up.

374
00:13:08,453 --> 00:13:11,021
"Asians..."

375
00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:13,356
and "cream pies."

376
00:13:13,358 --> 00:13:14,658
Oh, shit.

377
00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,126
They're gonna turn Paddy's

378
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,161
into some kind of Asian cream
pie factory!

379
00:13:18,163 --> 00:13:20,163
Those bastards!
Yeah!

380
00:13:20,165 --> 00:13:21,798
Oh, my God!
Sons of bitches!

381
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,166
So, what are we gonna do?

382
00:13:23,168 --> 00:13:25,168
We got to beat them at their
own game.

383
00:13:25,170 --> 00:13:28,138
Okay, the Chinese want cream
pies, they'll get cream pies.

384
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,640
But only, they're not gonna get
them from those bozos.

385
00:13:30,642 --> 00:13:35,545
They're gonna be getting their
cream pies from us.

386
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:47,157
Can I go now?
Because I feel like you had a

387
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,159
really long session last time.
I did, yeah, I went on for a

388
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,994
long, long time, but that's how
much it takes, all right?

389
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,863
I'm trying to build up to
something, to-to a major

390
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:54,698
finish, you know?
And-and I didn't get to because

391
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,700
Charlie interrupted us with his
goddamn emergency lunch.

392
00:13:56,702 --> 00:13:58,802
What are you doing?
I really don't want to stumble

393
00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:00,570
across whatever it is that
you're stumbling across.

394
00:14:00,572 --> 00:14:02,072
Let me finish.
Wait, no, this... we got a

395
00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:03,473
problem here.
What?

396
00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:05,408
The Internet's not working.
What?

397
00:14:05,410 --> 00:14:08,578
No... No!

398
00:14:09,681 --> 00:14:11,081
Come on!

399
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:13,183
Oh, son of a bitch.
What is it, Charlie?

400
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:14,851
We're in the middle of a crisis.

401
00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:16,753
Trouble getting online?

402
00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:18,655
Yeah, how did you know that?

403
00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:20,824
We need to talk.

404
00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:28,031
Hi, how can I help...
Oh, you're back.

405
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,699
Why do you look familiar to
me?

406
00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:31,268
I'm the waiter you didn't tip
earlier.

407
00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:32,602
Yeah, well, you're not gonna

408
00:14:32,604 --> 00:14:33,904
get tipped again with that
attitude.

409
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,440
We'll take the snapper.
Uh, this guy, too.

410
00:14:37,442 --> 00:14:39,109
He's-he's with us.
Well, as I told this

411
00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:42,112
gentleman only moments ago, we
are out of fish today.

412
00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:44,281
We came to Guigino's for the
fish.

413
00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:46,516
It says "Fresh fish daily."
Uh, you know what, Dennis?

414
00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:49,085
I'll have a plate of piping hot
spaghetti instead.

415
00:14:49,087 --> 00:14:50,620
Extra sauce.
(Dennis sighs)

416
00:14:50,622 --> 00:14:52,289
All right. You know what?
That sounds good.

417
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,090
I'll-I'll take spaghetti, too.
Nice and sloppy.

418
00:14:54,092 --> 00:14:55,625
So you do remember me.

419
00:14:55,627 --> 00:14:57,360
We're busy! Okay?
Can we get spaghetti?

420
00:14:57,362 --> 00:14:59,129
He wants spaghetti.
I want spaghetti, too, please.

421
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:01,064
He's gonna get spaghetti.
Just get us the spaghetti.

422
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,599
And some snapper fish, if you
have it.

423
00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:03,867
Yeah.
Thank you, thank you...

424
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,368
What's that guy's attitude?

425
00:15:05,370 --> 00:15:06,803
I don't know what that guy's
deal is.

426
00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:08,204
Hey, you know what we should do?

427
00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:09,306
We should tie his shoelaces
together.

428
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:10,740
(laughter)
Classic!

429
00:15:10,742 --> 00:15:12,208
When he falls, it'll spill all
over.

430
00:15:12,210 --> 00:15:13,877
Yeah, the spaghetti will get
on him!

431
00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:15,278
Oh, I've always wanted to see
that.

432
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,813
Hey, can I come sit with you
guys?

433
00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:18,748
'Cause I feel my cover's blown,
here.

434
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,150
You don't have a goddamn
cover; you're, uh, dressed

435
00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:21,751
like it's Halloween.
Come over here.

436
00:15:21,753 --> 00:15:23,453
All right, I'm coming over.
All right.

437
00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:24,754
Now, what's going on, man?
What's going on?

438
00:15:24,756 --> 00:15:26,289
Listen, Frank's onto you.

439
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:27,824
That's why I had Dee's Internet
shut down.

440
00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,392
He knows what you're doing.
Oh, come on.

441
00:15:29,394 --> 00:15:31,061
Frank knows what we're doing?
Yes!

442
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:32,662
(Dennis sighs)
And honestly, guys, you should

443
00:15:32,664 --> 00:15:33,897
be ashamed of yourselves.
Really.

444
00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:35,665
What? I'm not ashamed.

445
00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:37,267
I'm a little bit ashamed, but
I think that's natural.

446
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:38,568
Well, look, here's the thing.

447
00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:39,936
Now Frank wants to start doing
it, too.

448
00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:41,604
So what?
So what? Let him do it.

449
00:15:41,606 --> 00:15:43,106
Well, he wants me to do it
with him.

450
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,607
I assumed you two did that
already.

451
00:15:44,609 --> 00:15:46,343
Me, too.
No!

452
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,278
And now he wants us to do it
with the Chinese guy across the

453
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,913
street, so I knew you wouldn't
be into that.

454
00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:51,815
Well, no, I'm not into that.
That's bizarre.

455
00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:53,750
Exactly.
I feel like I should be doing it

456
00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:55,418
with you guys.
Ah... >> Come on, man.

457
00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:56,820
This is getting weird and
messy.

458
00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:58,455
I-I don't want to get you
involved.

459
00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,756
Come on, guys.
There's too many people.

460
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:01,124
Just go do it with Frank.

461
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,659
I know... okay, well, is Dee
in on it?

462
00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:04,828
Ew! God, no!
Why would we... ugh.

463
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,596
That's why she's at the
factory, to distract her.

464
00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:09,332
Come on, guys.
It should be you and me, okay?

465
00:16:09,334 --> 00:16:11,101
I like cream pies as much as the
next guy.

466
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:12,936
Oh, shh... don't-don't say it
out loud.

467
00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:14,437
Well, okay, okay, okay.

468
00:16:14,439 --> 00:16:17,807
Let me make a... cream pie...
for you, okay?

469
00:16:17,809 --> 00:16:20,677
Then you can try it.
See what you think.

470
00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:23,513
I do not want to taste your
cream pie.

471
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,715
They taste great, I can
guarantee it.

472
00:16:25,717 --> 00:16:27,650
(Dennis gasps)
You've tasted yours?

473
00:16:27,652 --> 00:16:29,019
Of course I have.
Haven't you?

474
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,720
No!
I've tasted mine.

475
00:16:30,722 --> 00:16:32,489
I didn't like it.
I've tasted mine, yeah.

476
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,157
I-I liked mine.
Whatever, dude.

477
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,992
If you don't care about the
taste, fine, all right?

478
00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:37,694
But they're not just gonna be
for us anyway.

479
00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:39,362
It's not... what?
What?

480
00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:40,964
We're gonna sell them to
everyone in Philly.

481
00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:42,732
Who the hell's gonna want to
buy them?

482
00:16:42,734 --> 00:16:44,634
Everyone's gonna want to buy
them, everyone loves them,

483
00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:46,336
especially little kids.
Ew... dude!

484
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,471
Little kids? >> I'd love
watching a kid do it.

485
00:16:48,473 --> 00:16:50,240
Dude, you are gonna get in
a lot of trouble.

486
00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:52,042
Hell, no, dude.
It's not like I'm gonna do it

487
00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:53,743
without the parents' permission,
I'll do everything...

488
00:16:53,745 --> 00:16:55,678
No parent is gonna let you...
Where are you gonna go?

489
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,313
The parents are gonna watch.
They're gonna be so psyched...

490
00:16:57,315 --> 00:16:59,049
They're not gonna want to
watch!

491
00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:00,750
What are you talking about?
Oh, we got to go overseas for

492
00:17:00,752 --> 00:17:02,552
that. That's just...
No.

493
00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:04,354
No, you don't.
That's as American as it gets.

494
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,156
Guys, you gotta think about this
as a business venture, right?

495
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:07,924
The three of us combine our
ingredients, making, like, one

496
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:10,493
gigantic, delicious cream pie,
some little kid sucking it down

497
00:17:10,495 --> 00:17:13,229
and he's paying us for the
pleasure.

498
00:17:13,231 --> 00:17:15,598
Hang on a second.

499
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:18,168
What kind of cream pie are you
talking about?

500
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:22,172
What... kind of cream pie are
you talking about?

501
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:24,407
Cream pies.

502
00:17:24,409 --> 00:17:25,775
Everyone loves them.

503
00:17:25,777 --> 00:17:28,611
Comedians, baseball players,

504
00:17:28,613 --> 00:17:30,246
even protestors.

505
00:17:30,248 --> 00:17:32,415
Cream pies are a rich American

506
00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:36,286
tradition and also delicious.

507
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:39,089
Mmm, my mouth's getting wet just

508
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:41,524
watching her eat that cream pie.

509
00:17:41,526 --> 00:17:43,359
Asians know electronics.

510
00:17:43,361 --> 00:17:44,627
And fish.

511
00:17:44,629 --> 00:17:48,031
But Americans know cream pies—

512
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:49,099
except for them.

513
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:53,236
God bless cream pies, and God

514
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:56,039
bless America.

515
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:58,475
And China, too.

516
00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:03,113
Look, I'm an experienced

517
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:06,916
businessman with a long history
in Asian countries.

518
00:18:06,918 --> 00:18:12,288
Imagine my cream pie taste and
know-how combined with your

519
00:18:12,290 --> 00:18:13,590
underpaid labor force.

520
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:16,259
We could corner the cream pie
market!

521
00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:19,295
Wait, wait just a second.

522
00:18:19,297 --> 00:18:21,798
It's, uh... it's my business
partner.

523
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,133
Hello?

524
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:25,101
I'm in the middle of the meeting
now.

525
00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:28,505
The video killed.

526
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:31,741
What do you mean, it's not the
same kind of cream pie?

527
00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:33,810
Oh, wait, I'll look.

528
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:43,520
Holy shit!

529
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:45,822
Holy shit... (screams)

530
00:18:57,536 --> 00:19:00,770
Well, it looks like relying
on old Dee really paid off for

531
00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:02,605
you guys after all, huh?

532
00:19:02,607 --> 00:19:04,007
What are you talking about?

533
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:05,608
Wh... my series of accidents

534
00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:07,877
shut the whole factory down for,
like, a couple days.

535
00:19:07,879 --> 00:19:09,846
Dee, we never asked you to
shut down the factory.

536
00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:11,781
Yeah, that's what's been
driving up the price of fish.

537
00:19:11,783 --> 00:19:13,850
Yeah, snapper's way up.
Snapper's through the roof.

538
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:15,385
Snapper's through the roof!
You can't even get snapper!

539
00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:17,120
We're out of snapper, Dee!

540
00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:18,855
Look, you see, I told you you
can't count on her.

541
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:20,390
Oh, and by the way, we stole our
Wi-Fi from that place, too.

542
00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:21,858
Did you know that?

543
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,159
Oh, so now we got no Wi-Fi
because of you.

544
00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:24,360
Actually, we're pretty

545
00:19:24,362 --> 00:19:25,795
dependent on that Chinese
factory.

546
00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:27,230
We need the Chinese, Dee, we
need the...

547
00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:28,965
Yeah, for the cream, for
the cr...

548
00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:30,733
Don't-don't...
All right, guys, you know what?

549
00:19:30,735 --> 00:19:32,669
She seems fine and I'm not
worried about her.

550
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,504
Let's-let's go discuss our
research a little bit further,

551
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,172
yeah?
Ooh, for what, for what?

552
00:19:36,174 --> 00:19:37,874
For one of our next schemes?

553
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:39,576
Yeah. Yeah.

554
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:41,377
For the next scheme, Dee.
Uh, we'll be in touch.

555
00:19:41,379 --> 00:19:43,746
Oh. You guys could just do
that here, you...

556
00:19:43,748 --> 00:19:46,182
Wait, I can call for more
chairs!

557
00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:49,986
Listen, guys, uh, first of
all, I'm gonna suggest that we

558
00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:52,655
reset our browser each time we
do a research session.

559
00:19:52,657 --> 00:19:54,824
That's a good idea.
For privacy. >> Right.

560
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:57,060
Yeah, and, you know, we're
spying on ourselves.

561
00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:58,895
That doesn't really gather any
useful information.

562
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,430
No, it's just all porn.
Right.

563
00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:02,065
We should keep spying on the
Chinese, though.

564
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:03,900
Oh, absolutely.
Actually, when I was over

565
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:06,002
there, I looked at their search
history; it's all porn, too.

566
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:07,937
Is it?
Ah, we're all doing it.

567
00:20:07,939 --> 00:20:10,373
I think what you're gonna
find when you're spying on the

568
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,843
general population is that
everyone is just, uh...

569
00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:15,745
masturbating constantly.
I know I am.

570
00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:20,950
And yet you've never heard of
a cream pie.