1 00:00:01,567 --> 00:00:03,108 Turn this up. This is my jam right here. 2 00:00:03,114 --> 00:00:05,022 Oh, yeah... Oh, shit! Did I just miss the turn? 3 00:00:05,035 --> 00:00:06,662 Oh, yeah, dude. I think it was back there. 4 00:00:06,667 --> 00:00:08,641 Come on, man! You better hurry up. We're gonna miss that boat! 5 00:00:08,654 --> 00:00:11,554 Well, don't blame me. It took Dee a goddamn hour to get dressed like a man. 6 00:00:11,567 --> 00:00:13,521 Nah. Captain Barnacle. 7 00:00:13,527 --> 00:00:17,307 It's a great new character I'm working on. Argh! 8 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:19,116 - Give me another worm, Charlie. - All right, coming up. 9 00:00:19,135 --> 00:00:21,209 You want rum or julep? That's a rum one... 10 00:00:21,228 --> 00:00:23,363 - I'll take the rum one. - You guys brought worms in here? 11 00:00:23,376 --> 00:00:26,465 Well, we kind of soaked them in alcohol and you suck the alcohol off of them. 12 00:00:26,478 --> 00:00:27,698 - Ah! - I ate mine. 13 00:00:27,704 --> 00:00:28,694 You're gonna ruin this! 14 00:00:28,719 --> 00:00:31,534 How often do boat parties come around and with hot mainline women? 15 00:00:31,559 --> 00:00:34,406 This is a classy event. It took me hours to get us invited to this. 16 00:00:34,418 --> 00:00:36,298 Oh-oh! There's the boat. 17 00:00:37,498 --> 00:00:39,785 Goddamn it! We missed it. Aw! This is great! 18 00:00:39,810 --> 00:00:41,470 This is exactly what I was worried about! 19 00:00:41,483 --> 00:00:43,083 Great, guys. Way to go. 20 00:00:43,089 --> 00:00:45,076 You know what? Screw it. I'm going in. 21 00:00:45,089 --> 00:00:46,476 What-what are you talking talking about? 22 00:00:46,488 --> 00:00:48,007 - We're going in. - Not in the water? 23 00:00:48,020 --> 00:00:49,027 Yes, we're going in the wa... 24 00:00:49,039 --> 00:00:50,812 Look, guys, this car was built for this, okay? 25 00:00:50,825 --> 00:00:52,386 It's got air intake valves. 26 00:00:52,398 --> 00:00:56,608 This is precision British land- to-sea craftsmanship at work. 27 00:00:56,622 --> 00:00:58,008 We're going in. 28 00:00:58,021 --> 00:00:59,696 We're not missing that boat. 29 00:01:13,434 --> 00:01:23,434 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 30 00:01:24,465 --> 00:01:26,168 What have we become? 31 00:01:26,180 --> 00:01:29,998 I mean, we have literally and figuratively missed the boat. 32 00:01:30,004 --> 00:01:32,317 I-I used to be a cool guy, right? 33 00:01:32,337 --> 00:01:34,511 With a cool car hanging out all the time. 34 00:01:34,530 --> 00:01:35,757 And now I'm a... what am I? 35 00:01:35,770 --> 00:01:38,257 I'm a chauffeur to a bunch of worm-sucking idiots! 36 00:01:38,270 --> 00:01:40,252 You? What about me? 37 00:01:40,265 --> 00:01:42,697 I used to be a party boy who banged chicks all the time. 38 00:01:42,710 --> 00:01:44,220 You guys remember? 39 00:01:44,245 --> 00:01:46,385 But no one was ever good enough for you, dude. 40 00:01:46,390 --> 00:01:48,461 So, I got self-conscious and I stopped— because of you, 41 00:01:48,479 --> 00:01:50,059 I changed who I am at my core! 42 00:01:50,065 --> 00:01:51,285 Mac, Mac, that is not what happened, okay? 43 00:01:51,298 --> 00:01:52,845 You are completely delusional. 44 00:01:52,852 --> 00:01:56,765 I mean, and by the way, all of us have become so goddamn weird. 45 00:01:56,778 --> 00:01:58,405 I think we're just hitting our stride. 46 00:01:58,418 --> 00:02:00,464 - Oh, you think we're "hitting our stride," Frank, really? - Yeah! 47 00:02:00,482 --> 00:02:02,716 'Cause Dee's in a goddamn costume every other day. 48 00:02:02,729 --> 00:02:03,812 As a matter of fact, we all are. 49 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:06,557 I think we have more costumes in the bar than we do kegs. 50 00:02:06,570 --> 00:02:09,523 I mean, what, what if I said I wanted to become a man cheetah 51 00:02:09,535 --> 00:02:11,813 - right now, what would you do? - I'd go get the spots. 52 00:02:11,826 --> 00:02:13,287 He's got spots! 53 00:02:13,292 --> 00:02:14,833 Why do you have spots? You shouldn't have spots. 54 00:02:14,845 --> 00:02:16,299 That's absurd, man. 55 00:02:16,305 --> 00:02:19,292 - That's absurd. You know what? I actually, I blame you for most of this. - Me? 56 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:21,299 Yeah, because you came in here with your endless goddamn 57 00:02:21,312 --> 00:02:23,846 supply of money and financed all this bizarre behavior! 58 00:02:23,859 --> 00:02:26,112 You were plenty weird before me. 59 00:02:26,132 --> 00:02:28,159 What about the underage drinking scheme? 60 00:02:28,172 --> 00:02:30,950 - I wasn't even here for that. - But that made sense, Frank. 61 00:02:30,963 --> 00:02:31,870 It worked. 62 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:33,684 You know what? I got to get away from you people. 63 00:02:33,696 --> 00:02:37,131 That's what it is. I-I-I-I fly off the handle every five seconds now. 64 00:02:37,151 --> 00:02:38,118 You know what? 65 00:02:38,131 --> 00:02:40,238 I got to get away from you people— you're all insane. 66 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:42,284 - I'm storming out! - What? Don't copy me! 67 00:02:42,297 --> 00:02:44,044 I'm the one who's angry. Goddamn it! 68 00:02:44,057 --> 00:02:46,870 You don't storm out on me. I storm out on you. 69 00:02:46,890 --> 00:02:49,439 I'm the one who storms out! I'm the one who... Oh, oh, oh! 70 00:02:49,445 --> 00:02:50,914 Yeah, no, no. Okay. You know what? Yeah. 71 00:02:50,927 --> 00:02:52,890 That's fine. Storm out. Get angry. 72 00:02:52,896 --> 00:02:55,244 You guys be that guy 'cause I'm not gonna be that guy anymore. 73 00:02:55,263 --> 00:02:57,570 I'm not gonna get angry and shit. I'm gonna cool off. 74 00:02:57,589 --> 00:02:59,546 I'm gonna go back to being what I was before. 75 00:02:59,566 --> 00:03:01,738 A cool guy who just hangs out and has a cool car. 76 00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:04,503 So, I'm not gonna storm out, but I am gonna leave. I'm gonna... 77 00:03:04,528 --> 00:03:06,012 leave casually. 78 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,267 - You want to get lunch? - Sure. 79 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,207 Yeah? 80 00:03:23,381 --> 00:03:26,745 When was the last time, like, just you and me went out to eat? 81 00:03:26,758 --> 00:03:28,398 - It's been a while, right? - By ourselves? 82 00:03:28,411 --> 00:03:30,138 - Yeah. - I don't even know. 83 00:03:30,150 --> 00:03:32,057 It's nice to go to a diner, too, you know? 84 00:03:32,076 --> 00:03:33,545 - Like, I like diners. - Yes. 85 00:03:33,558 --> 00:03:35,645 - I appreciate a menu with pictures. - It makes it easier. 86 00:03:35,651 --> 00:03:37,324 It's like sometimes those guys make me do things 87 00:03:37,349 --> 00:03:38,741 - that aren't really me, you know? - Yeah. 88 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:42,315 - Like, okay, like, I kind of feel compelled to call you a bird right now 89 00:03:42,340 --> 00:03:44,207 - and throw my glass of water in your face. - Right. 90 00:03:44,220 --> 00:03:46,846 But, uh, you know, I'm realizing that I only do that stuff 91 00:03:46,859 --> 00:03:49,646 'cause I don't want the guys to do it to me first, you know what I mean? 92 00:03:49,666 --> 00:03:51,551 Of course I do. You know what I was about to do? 93 00:03:51,571 --> 00:03:53,465 Pretend that I had to go to the bathroom and then I was gonna 94 00:03:53,478 --> 00:03:55,225 sneak out the window and just get out of here 95 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:57,143 'cause I was afraid you were gonna do that to me first. 96 00:03:57,156 --> 00:03:59,302 - Oh, right, right, right. - Isn't that weird? 97 00:03:59,314 --> 00:04:01,822 - I was, though. Yeah, yeah. - Oh. 98 00:04:01,847 --> 00:04:04,267 But again, I think it was... 'cause, like, that's what the guys 99 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:06,450 - would've done and... - It's the peer pressure thing from those guys. 100 00:04:06,464 --> 00:04:07,742 Right. Okay. 101 00:04:07,756 --> 00:04:10,856 - Well, forget the the guys today, right? They're not here. So, um... - Yeah. 102 00:04:10,869 --> 00:04:11,956 Like, what do you want to do? 103 00:04:11,975 --> 00:04:16,029 Uh, let's see. I'd like to order my food in a German accent. 104 00:04:16,049 --> 00:04:18,022 - Right, right. Okay, cool. - Yeah, yeah, yeah! 105 00:04:18,035 --> 00:04:19,920 - Why? - I guess that's just... 106 00:04:19,945 --> 00:04:23,498 I put all these expectations on myself to be funny all the time. 107 00:04:23,504 --> 00:04:25,775 You know? Because that's what people have come to expect from me. 108 00:04:25,788 --> 00:04:27,528 But that's not fair. It's too much pressure for me. 109 00:04:27,541 --> 00:04:30,494 Yeah, right. No, I don't think anyone expects that at all. 110 00:04:30,513 --> 00:04:32,380 Wait, what about you? What do you want to do? 111 00:04:32,393 --> 00:04:35,546 Okay, uh, well, I would like to get a chicken sandwich, but, 112 00:04:35,552 --> 00:04:38,548 - uh, but I think I want to get the beak on the side? - Mm. 113 00:04:38,554 --> 00:04:40,706 Frank's always making me eat it first and frankly 114 00:04:40,731 --> 00:04:42,418 I'd rather it last if I'm gonna have to eat it all... 115 00:04:42,424 --> 00:04:44,151 Ooh, I can help you here. 116 00:04:44,171 --> 00:04:46,364 Instead of eating it last, 117 00:04:46,389 --> 00:04:48,789 you don't have to eat beak at all. 118 00:04:48,801 --> 00:04:50,074 - Oh! - Ready to order? 119 00:04:50,094 --> 00:04:50,914 - Ooh! - Yeah. 120 00:04:50,927 --> 00:04:54,020 Ja, vell, uh, I vould like ze... 121 00:04:54,673 --> 00:04:58,696 I'm sorry. I would like a chicken sandwich, please. 122 00:04:58,709 --> 00:05:00,402 Okay. And you? 123 00:05:00,415 --> 00:05:01,182 - Beak! - No! 124 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,673 - No. - No. 125 00:05:05,150 --> 00:05:07,252 - Regular chicken sandwich. - That's it? 126 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,240 - That's it for him. - Okay. 127 00:05:10,709 --> 00:05:12,856 You did it! You did it. 128 00:05:12,862 --> 00:05:14,194 God, I really wanted to say it! 129 00:05:14,198 --> 00:05:17,190 - I saw that you wanted to say it badly. - Yeah, all right, well, this is good. 130 00:05:17,197 --> 00:05:18,224 This is great. This... 131 00:05:18,236 --> 00:05:21,743 - I'm very proud of you. - This is very good. All right. Look at us! Cheers! 132 00:05:21,762 --> 00:05:23,652 Yeah. No beak. 133 00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:28,904 Bob, I want to thank you for answering my ad so quickly. 134 00:05:28,923 --> 00:05:31,877 Well, I really needed a car and I always wanted a Range Rover. 135 00:05:31,897 --> 00:05:33,804 Yeah, well... Hey, I got to tell you, though. 136 00:05:33,816 --> 00:05:35,197 This is not just a car. 137 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:37,897 This is a lifestyle. This is an Eddie Bauer edition. 138 00:05:37,910 --> 00:05:40,569 Tortoise-shell interior, super-charged twin cam, 139 00:05:40,594 --> 00:05:43,374 European luxury sports utility vehicle, my friend. 140 00:05:43,387 --> 00:05:46,001 - Wow! - Yeah! It's a classic, okay? 141 00:05:46,014 --> 00:05:48,489 The only reason I'm giving her up is 'cause I'm ready to turn a page. 142 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:50,680 - Yeah. - I'm thinking about getting an Alfa Romeo, what do you think? 143 00:05:50,690 --> 00:05:52,870 Two seats— me and a babe. You like babes, Bob? 144 00:05:52,883 --> 00:05:55,901 - Oh, yeah, sure! - Yeah! Who doesn't like babes? 145 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,273 Yeah, yeah. It's a wonderful machine. 146 00:05:58,279 --> 00:06:01,471 I used it to traverse the plains the Serengeti of my life. 147 00:06:01,483 --> 00:06:03,285 Now, I want that for you, Bob. 148 00:06:04,029 --> 00:06:05,660 There she is. 149 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:10,432 I'm sorry. Are you talking about the car in the river? 150 00:06:10,445 --> 00:06:13,817 Yeah. Well, it's an amphibious exploring vehicle, so... 151 00:06:14,801 --> 00:06:16,604 You-you think you can pull it out of the river? 152 00:06:16,617 --> 00:06:19,004 No, no! What fun would that be, right? 153 00:06:19,023 --> 00:06:20,517 That's not my job. That's your job. 154 00:06:20,537 --> 00:06:22,429 I don't want to take that from you. You're gonna love it. 155 00:06:22,434 --> 00:06:25,903 Yeah, right, but I just, I didn't bring a change of clothes or anything. 156 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:27,475 That's not really my fault, is it? 157 00:06:27,481 --> 00:06:29,773 Yeah, I got to say, uh, your line of questioning's starting to, 158 00:06:29,786 --> 00:06:31,275 it's starting to annoy me. 159 00:06:31,816 --> 00:06:34,664 Oh, no, I'm sorry. I just, you know, I thought I was gonna see a car on land. 160 00:06:34,677 --> 00:06:35,957 - You being cute right now? - No. 161 00:06:35,975 --> 00:06:37,495 - Is that what's happening? - I'm not being cute. 162 00:06:37,508 --> 00:06:39,161 And no sale! How about that? 163 00:06:39,180 --> 00:06:42,027 'Cause you don't deserve the car. The car has spoken, I have spoken. 164 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:45,283 You obviously don't get what's happening here. So, be gone with you! 165 00:06:46,298 --> 00:06:47,545 All right. 166 00:06:47,557 --> 00:06:49,611 There's that anger coming up again. 167 00:06:49,636 --> 00:06:51,391 I'm getting weird and arch. But that's the gang's fault. 168 00:06:51,397 --> 00:06:53,828 That-that's not me. I'm fine, see? I'm... 169 00:06:54,524 --> 00:06:57,798 I'm calm, man. I'm cool as a cucumber. It's all good. It's all good. 170 00:06:57,823 --> 00:06:59,496 Talking to myself, but that's just 'cause I, you know, 171 00:06:59,521 --> 00:07:01,363 I've got shit to say, you know? 172 00:07:08,343 --> 00:07:09,430 Hey! 173 00:07:09,443 --> 00:07:11,672 Hey, I'm Mac, former party boy. 174 00:07:11,684 --> 00:07:13,331 Looking to get back into the party-boy scene. 175 00:07:13,351 --> 00:07:16,526 You want me to milk your adrenal gland? You'll go berserk. 176 00:07:16,546 --> 00:07:17,921 Heh? No? 177 00:07:19,026 --> 00:07:20,506 That's all right. Ugly anyway. 178 00:07:20,526 --> 00:07:22,372 You're gonna find that ass to crush. 179 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,567 Beat it, Frank. You're acting like it's 2006. 180 00:07:30,573 --> 00:07:32,699 Hey, listen, the hell with Dennis. 181 00:07:32,712 --> 00:07:34,910 Don't let him screw up a good thing that we got. 182 00:07:34,924 --> 00:07:36,491 Come on, we'll start our own crew. 183 00:07:36,510 --> 00:07:37,879 Beat it, jabroni. 184 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:39,656 Hey, look at that. 185 00:07:41,447 --> 00:07:44,611 What? Oh, that? Is that what you want? I can get you all that you want. 186 00:07:45,212 --> 00:07:48,232 Maybe I've been thinking about this all wrong. You know, man? 187 00:07:48,252 --> 00:07:50,765 Maybe I've been lying to myself all these years. 188 00:07:50,784 --> 00:07:54,908 - Maybe that's what I need. - Well, we've always known that. 189 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:57,937 Party boy coming your way. 190 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:01,007 - Guys, we did it. - We did it. 191 00:08:01,013 --> 00:08:02,667 Opened a bar. 192 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:03,908 Hey, gang. 193 00:08:04,257 --> 00:08:07,270 - Frank. - Oh, hello. 194 00:08:07,290 --> 00:08:11,223 I just parted ways with my old crew, and I'm looking for a new one. 195 00:08:11,236 --> 00:08:16,965 I'm a financier... of fun things like schemes and pranks and such. 196 00:08:16,978 --> 00:08:18,957 You got anything? You interested? 197 00:08:19,946 --> 00:08:22,961 - What? - Uh, what are you celebrating? 198 00:08:22,974 --> 00:08:25,217 Uh, we-we just bought a bar together. 199 00:08:25,242 --> 00:08:28,794 You just bought a bar? That is fantastic. 200 00:08:28,806 --> 00:08:31,333 That's perfect. Next round's on me. 201 00:08:31,352 --> 00:08:32,799 - Uh, thank you. - Awesome. 202 00:08:32,805 --> 00:08:34,221 Cheers! 203 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:40,261 You know, Mac and Dennis aren't here— they're not gonna ridicule us— 204 00:08:40,275 --> 00:08:41,954 we get to just pick whatever we want to do. 205 00:08:41,967 --> 00:08:43,193 Well, you know I like making music. 206 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:45,507 Yeah, and I like listening to it, but 207 00:08:45,532 --> 00:08:49,308 it hasn't really ever gotten us anywhere in the past, so, well, 208 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:51,088 what about poetry? 209 00:08:51,106 --> 00:08:54,549 - I like poetry, but only if it's def. - Def Poetry. 210 00:08:54,569 --> 00:08:56,540 - Yeah, like Def Poetry slams. - Those are awesome. 211 00:08:56,553 --> 00:08:57,940 - Yeah. - I love that. What happened to that? 212 00:08:57,952 --> 00:08:59,792 I don't know. Did people just stop thinking they were cool? 213 00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:02,088 That's crazy. Black people don't do stuff that's not cool. 214 00:09:02,094 --> 00:09:05,307 - Yeah, so... - He doesn't deserve the car, and that's the plain and simple of it. 215 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,490 - Are you crying? - No, I wasn't... 216 00:09:08,086 --> 00:09:10,059 It's humid outside, all right? That-that's why they're moist... 217 00:09:10,065 --> 00:09:12,117 I don't have to explain myself to a worm-sucking idiot. 218 00:09:12,130 --> 00:09:13,123 Dee, where's the computer? 219 00:09:13,129 --> 00:09:15,162 I thought you were gonna try and control your rage. 220 00:09:15,175 --> 00:09:16,835 This is irritation, okay? There's a difference. 221 00:09:16,846 --> 00:09:18,292 And why are you irritated? 222 00:09:18,311 --> 00:09:21,301 I'm irritated because I'm having trouble finding a proper buyer for the Range Rover. 223 00:09:21,314 --> 00:09:24,254 I need to create a new ad to attract an appropriate buyer, all right? 224 00:09:24,273 --> 00:09:27,496 Not some asshole who's got a problem with the car being in a river. 225 00:09:27,502 --> 00:09:28,962 It's awesome that the car is in a river. 226 00:09:28,975 --> 00:09:30,209 I need someone who can see that. 227 00:09:30,222 --> 00:09:32,901 Arrogance, vanity— all over. 228 00:09:33,308 --> 00:09:36,441 He's underwater, like a Range Rover. 229 00:09:36,447 --> 00:09:37,827 I'm sorry, what is this? What are you doing? 230 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,067 Def Poetry. 231 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,047 Don't do that. 232 00:09:40,060 --> 00:09:42,100 Makeup... smearin'. 233 00:09:42,113 --> 00:09:43,694 No power steerin'. 234 00:09:43,706 --> 00:09:46,793 He be talkin', but we don't be hearin'. 235 00:09:46,816 --> 00:09:48,616 I command you to stop. 236 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:51,731 - Speaks like Zeus. - Smells like poops. 237 00:09:51,737 --> 00:09:55,376 Rage all over from his head down to his shoes. 238 00:09:55,967 --> 00:09:58,867 Zeus, poops and shoes? 239 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:02,306 Guys, you suck at Def Poetry. You know what? 240 00:10:02,313 --> 00:10:04,064 Announcement— I have an announcement to make, all right? 241 00:10:04,082 --> 00:10:05,649 Thank you for gathering for me. 242 00:10:05,662 --> 00:10:07,987 I'm wearing a mesh shirt, and it's totally sweet. 243 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,967 You guys probably want me to burn it, but I won't, all right? 244 00:10:09,992 --> 00:10:11,140 Now, I like this choice. 245 00:10:11,159 --> 00:10:14,834 I like the choices I've made. I like who I am, all right? 246 00:10:15,541 --> 00:10:18,628 But I realize I've been lying to myself over the past few years. 247 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:19,662 And I'm done lying, okay? 248 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:23,142 - And I found someone who's gonna allow me to be me. - Okay, good. 249 00:10:23,154 --> 00:10:25,101 - Oh, good, all right, yeah. - Great. Finally. Yes. - Let's do this. 250 00:10:25,107 --> 00:10:26,260 That all makes sense. Let's get this over with. 251 00:10:26,265 --> 00:10:28,085 - We're ready. - Let's talk about this. - Yeah. Yes! 252 00:10:28,103 --> 00:10:31,450 Guys, I'd like you to meet the love of my life, 253 00:10:31,475 --> 00:10:33,489 Dusty. Come on in, Dusty. 254 00:10:34,905 --> 00:10:36,606 Why did I have to wait in the hall? 255 00:10:36,626 --> 00:10:38,346 Oh, I was doing a thing for my friends. 256 00:10:38,353 --> 00:10:40,446 No, no, no, Dusty's a man. Where is Dusty? 257 00:10:40,459 --> 00:10:44,863 No, Dusty is a... woman. Why would you think...? Oh, because of the name. 258 00:10:44,876 --> 00:10:48,153 No, no, she's called Dusty because she's really into angel dust. 259 00:10:48,166 --> 00:10:50,420 I am super into angel dust. 260 00:10:50,426 --> 00:10:52,322 - Does she have a dick? - Why would you think she has a dick? 261 00:10:52,336 --> 00:10:54,136 Come on, what-what was that whole speech about, then? 262 00:10:54,142 --> 00:10:57,296 Oh, well, the last few years, I've been settling for fives, 263 00:10:57,309 --> 00:10:59,727 you know, and I've been giving you the tens, okay? 264 00:10:59,741 --> 00:11:01,987 But then I realized, you know what, I can be a ten guy, too. 265 00:11:02,007 --> 00:11:05,267 I saw a ten, I went after a ten, and I got a ten. 266 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,177 Let's go, Dusty. We don't need these turkeys. 267 00:11:07,526 --> 00:11:09,111 I'm gonna go slam ass. 268 00:11:09,526 --> 00:11:11,360 I'm gonna go bang this chick. 269 00:11:11,795 --> 00:11:12,962 What the hell is this? 270 00:11:12,968 --> 00:11:15,175 Anger... bubbling like a pot. 271 00:11:15,188 --> 00:11:16,182 Gettin' hot. 272 00:11:16,195 --> 00:11:19,825 Gonna explode like a bomb in a toad. 273 00:11:21,579 --> 00:11:23,006 You mark my words. 274 00:11:23,499 --> 00:11:25,939 If you decide to get into Def Poetry, 275 00:11:25,964 --> 00:11:29,764 you are going to fail and bomb and gag and fail and bomb. 276 00:11:29,777 --> 00:11:32,885 It's... that's just... you know, but I don't care, man. That's cool. 277 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:37,029 Do whatever you want, man. I-I'm a cool guy now, so... 278 00:11:37,054 --> 00:11:39,079 I'm gonna grab this laptop, I'm gonna go make a new ad 279 00:11:39,104 --> 00:11:41,426 for my awesome Range Rover, which I'm gonna sell, 280 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:44,111 and then I'm gonna get myself an Alfa Romeo. 281 00:11:44,131 --> 00:11:45,244 You know? 282 00:11:45,264 --> 00:11:47,332 Just me and a babe. Just me and a babe. 283 00:11:47,357 --> 00:11:48,824 So, you guys do whatever you want. 284 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,491 Do you like it? 285 00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:58,947 - Why would you say that? - I'm just kidding. 286 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:01,633 Guys, guys, guys, I got news. 287 00:12:01,646 --> 00:12:03,642 I got terrible news. 288 00:12:03,655 --> 00:12:06,434 - Wait, dude, do I...? - Oh, oh, yeah. Hey. You're the... 289 00:12:06,446 --> 00:12:07,538 you're that guy from the other night. 290 00:12:07,551 --> 00:12:10,198 - I didn't... I didn't recognize you without the hairpiece. - This is awful. 291 00:12:10,223 --> 00:12:13,884 There's a Jew trying to buy us out of everything. 292 00:12:13,897 --> 00:12:15,130 You want to get him back? 293 00:12:15,143 --> 00:12:16,363 What are you... what are you talking about? 294 00:12:16,376 --> 00:12:17,363 I don't know. 295 00:12:17,376 --> 00:12:21,226 W-Well, I'm not usually the idea man; I'm the money man. 296 00:12:21,633 --> 00:12:22,800 Okay, don't worry about it. 297 00:12:22,813 --> 00:12:25,868 What we'll do is we'll have a beer, and then we'll come up with something. 298 00:12:25,881 --> 00:12:28,747 Okay. You know, we really appreciated the drinks the other night, 299 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:30,607 but we... we've got to get to work. 300 00:12:30,627 --> 00:12:33,481 You got to get a ferret down in the basement, 301 00:12:33,506 --> 00:12:37,539 because Charlie says ferrets scare the shit out of rats. 302 00:12:37,558 --> 00:12:38,799 What are you talking about? 303 00:12:38,818 --> 00:12:40,552 What is... what is... who... who is Charlie? 304 00:12:40,572 --> 00:12:41,787 You're Charlie. 305 00:12:41,812 --> 00:12:43,139 No, you're too tall. 306 00:12:43,151 --> 00:12:46,107 By any chance, do you have homosexual tendencies? 307 00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:49,819 You... you could be Dee, but you're smaller. 308 00:12:49,832 --> 00:12:51,592 You got a better body, I think. 309 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:54,145 You— I don't know... I don't know who the hell you are, 310 00:12:54,151 --> 00:12:55,785 'cause we didn't have a black. 311 00:12:55,792 --> 00:12:58,079 Sir, you got to get out of here. 312 00:12:58,091 --> 00:13:00,236 Oh. Oh, I get it. 313 00:13:00,249 --> 00:13:02,363 I get it. I got to prove myself, right? 314 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,690 Okay, I get it. 315 00:13:03,703 --> 00:13:07,839 I'm gonna get to work, and I'll make it really happen, and this is so exciting. 316 00:13:07,852 --> 00:13:10,246 You guys, this is gonna be great. 317 00:13:14,146 --> 00:13:15,744 Our thinking: Clear. 318 00:13:15,757 --> 00:13:17,470 Our rhymes: No fear. 319 00:13:17,490 --> 00:13:21,226 Our words, our passion that flows like beer. 320 00:13:21,239 --> 00:13:23,046 - Misery! - Chains. 321 00:13:23,059 --> 00:13:24,566 - Thunder. - Rain. 322 00:13:24,585 --> 00:13:27,807 - We're chasing the dragon. - We're chasing our pain. 323 00:13:27,820 --> 00:13:29,896 Now, stop, breathe. 324 00:13:29,921 --> 00:13:30,984 Unbroken. 325 00:13:31,457 --> 00:13:32,564 You're free. 326 00:13:36,609 --> 00:13:38,576 Shit, that's def. That's super def right there. 327 00:13:38,589 --> 00:13:41,311 - Oh, shit, that was the deffest. - Hey, here's a crazy idea. 328 00:13:41,331 --> 00:13:44,460 - Hmm? - Why don't we run out, go to an open-mic night, like, right now? 329 00:13:44,479 --> 00:13:45,436 - Right now? - Yeah, Dee. 330 00:13:45,447 --> 00:13:46,107 I'm scared. 331 00:13:46,119 --> 00:13:48,132 No, I know, but look, without Mac and Dennis, like, 332 00:13:48,157 --> 00:13:51,144 constantly coming down on us, you're not gonna bomb. You're gonna do great. 333 00:13:51,150 --> 00:13:52,912 You know, I-I just feel like I'm feeling something. 334 00:13:52,926 --> 00:13:54,059 I'm totally feeling it. 335 00:13:54,065 --> 00:13:55,795 - Something, like, crazy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 336 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,330 I guess we make a really good... make a really good team. 337 00:13:58,350 --> 00:14:00,004 - We do make a really good team. - You're calming me down, 338 00:14:00,023 --> 00:14:02,246 - and we're good at this together. - Cool, cool. All right. 339 00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:04,447 - Let's do it. That's great. - Let's go to it. 340 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,089 - Oh, shit. - Whoops! 341 00:14:22,493 --> 00:14:23,593 - Just kidding. - Oh, yeah. 342 00:14:23,606 --> 00:14:24,620 Yeah. 343 00:14:41,150 --> 00:14:43,360 - Great crowd, huh? - Yeah, big night! 344 00:14:43,385 --> 00:14:44,484 Hey-o! 345 00:14:44,506 --> 00:14:45,394 Beer me. 346 00:14:45,407 --> 00:14:46,654 What a crowd, huh? 347 00:14:46,666 --> 00:14:50,906 Oh. Hi. Uh, yeah. It's-it's good. It's busy. 348 00:14:50,913 --> 00:14:52,206 You're welcome. 349 00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:54,273 Wait, you brought all these people here? 350 00:14:54,295 --> 00:14:57,068 - I bought them all fake I.D.s. - Huh? 351 00:14:57,082 --> 00:15:01,193 Yeah. These are all underage kids— tweens and such. 352 00:15:03,026 --> 00:15:04,586 I never got to do that scheme. 353 00:15:04,592 --> 00:15:06,659 Why? Why-why would you do this? 354 00:15:06,665 --> 00:15:09,579 I don't know why they did it. They must've had a good reason. 355 00:15:09,585 --> 00:15:13,930 Oh, also, I let a ferret loose in here and called the health inspector. 356 00:15:13,942 --> 00:15:15,230 What? Why? 357 00:15:15,236 --> 00:15:18,496 So you could do the thing, you know... snap to. 358 00:15:18,509 --> 00:15:21,977 You better do it quick, too. That kid looks sick as hell. 359 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,188 Excuse me. 360 00:15:31,709 --> 00:15:32,798 Hi. 361 00:15:33,490 --> 00:15:35,143 You guys selling the car? 362 00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:38,309 Uh, yeah. Yes. Hi. 363 00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:41,229 - Hi. Yeah, I, uh, might like to buy it. - What do you want for it? 364 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,951 Well, I was thinking somewhere in the ballpark 365 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:45,223 of the original price, but, uh... 366 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:48,530 considering the circumstances, I'm open to a reasonable discussion. 367 00:15:48,543 --> 00:15:51,314 All right. I mean, it is an amphibious exploring vehicle, 368 00:15:51,339 --> 00:15:53,166 so it should be fine, right? 369 00:15:53,188 --> 00:15:54,439 Yes. 370 00:15:54,459 --> 00:15:55,977 Yes, absolutely. 371 00:15:56,358 --> 00:15:57,988 It's nice to talk to a reasonable man. 372 00:16:00,174 --> 00:16:02,201 Now, are you a sportsman? Because you look very fit. 373 00:16:02,213 --> 00:16:03,754 - Oh, I ski. - You ski? 374 00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:06,267 Oh, excellent. Love skiing. 375 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:08,973 - Yeah. Do you travel a lot? - For work, yeah. 376 00:16:08,985 --> 00:16:11,909 - Europe? Eastern Europe? - Ah, all over, really. 377 00:16:11,922 --> 00:16:14,622 And I assume you'll be taking the car with you on these trips? 378 00:16:15,623 --> 00:16:17,014 Me? Oh, no. No, no, no. 379 00:16:17,027 --> 00:16:19,742 I'm-I'm looking for something for my daughter. 380 00:16:22,790 --> 00:16:24,563 - Your daughter? - Yeah. 381 00:16:24,577 --> 00:16:27,106 You know, safe, slow vehicle. 382 00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:28,869 Good starter car. 383 00:16:30,985 --> 00:16:33,095 - Starter car. - That's right. 384 00:16:33,114 --> 00:16:34,240 Mm. 385 00:16:36,138 --> 00:16:38,580 I have contained my rage for as long as possible, 386 00:16:38,605 --> 00:16:44,701 but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crossing of a thousand waves! 387 00:16:44,714 --> 00:16:47,561 Begone, vile man! Begone from me! 388 00:16:47,567 --> 00:16:50,694 A starter car? This car is a finisher car! 389 00:16:50,707 --> 00:16:52,667 A transporter of gods! 390 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,774 The golden god! 391 00:16:54,786 --> 00:16:59,019 I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds! 392 00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:12,614 - Well, we're gonna figure this out. - I know. 393 00:17:12,627 --> 00:17:15,853 - We're gonna, we're gonna... - Hey! What's up, bitches? 394 00:17:15,873 --> 00:17:17,373 I'm a man cheetah. 395 00:17:17,392 --> 00:17:18,873 You want to do something with this? 396 00:17:20,058 --> 00:17:21,162 We lost it. 397 00:17:21,551 --> 00:17:23,698 - We lost our bar. - Huh? 398 00:17:23,717 --> 00:17:26,067 Yeah. The health inspector called the police, man. 399 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,200 The control board pulled our liquor license. 400 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:32,174 And we got a $75,000 fine for serving minors. 401 00:17:32,186 --> 00:17:36,116 Well, uh, the other crew always had something up their sleeve. 402 00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:37,213 I got an idea. 403 00:17:37,219 --> 00:17:39,040 We don't want to hear your ideas. 404 00:17:39,053 --> 00:17:41,241 This is all your fault. 405 00:17:42,391 --> 00:17:44,422 No... well, wait, Kelly. 406 00:17:45,061 --> 00:17:46,314 Maybe he can help us. 407 00:17:46,327 --> 00:17:48,087 It sounds like he's used to this kind of thing. 408 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:48,840 Really? 409 00:17:48,847 --> 00:17:51,053 Yeah, that-that's true. He got us into this mess. 410 00:17:51,073 --> 00:17:52,672 Maybe he can get us out of it. 411 00:17:53,171 --> 00:17:54,718 Okay, old man. 412 00:17:54,737 --> 00:17:56,430 What's your plan? 413 00:17:58,233 --> 00:17:59,257 What? 414 00:18:05,048 --> 00:18:06,859 - Can I, um...? - What? 415 00:18:07,615 --> 00:18:08,402 No. 416 00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:10,925 - There's a beer I want to... - Oh. 417 00:18:10,945 --> 00:18:13,238 - So, you know, just... all right? - Yeah, I'm s... sorry. 418 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,748 - Okay. Do you want one, or...? - No. I... don't. 419 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,634 - All right. Good. - No. 420 00:18:21,451 --> 00:18:23,599 Is it cold in here? 421 00:18:23,612 --> 00:18:26,099 - I'm not a thermostat, so... - Okay. I'm sorry. 422 00:18:26,124 --> 00:18:29,041 Okay, all right, all right, listen— I want things to go back to normal, okay? 423 00:18:29,047 --> 00:18:30,594 I don't like the way things have become, 424 00:18:30,619 --> 00:18:32,273 and I want them to go back to the way they were. 425 00:18:32,286 --> 00:18:34,161 Listen up. I want things to go back to normal. 426 00:18:34,176 --> 00:18:36,709 I don't like the way things are going. I want 'em to go back to normal. 427 00:18:36,729 --> 00:18:38,209 What the hell are you doing, man? 428 00:18:38,223 --> 00:18:40,000 - I'm storming in. - I was storming in... 429 00:18:40,013 --> 00:18:42,113 - What, are you a man cheetah? - Yeah. 430 00:18:42,137 --> 00:18:43,113 - Cool. - You like it? 431 00:18:43,126 --> 00:18:44,430 - Yes. - All right. Good. 432 00:18:44,455 --> 00:18:46,209 - All right, come on, let's... - I can't do this anymore. 433 00:18:46,221 --> 00:18:48,144 That last crew sucked on ice. 434 00:18:48,164 --> 00:18:51,415 Okay, look, I like the man cheetah thing. I want to go back to doing shit like this. 435 00:18:51,428 --> 00:18:53,637 Are you guys on board? I want to go back to the way things were. 436 00:18:53,644 --> 00:18:55,730 - Oh, yeah, I mean, we definitely... - Definitely want things to be normal again. 437 00:18:55,742 --> 00:18:57,311 - We should go back in time. - Can we go way back in time? 438 00:18:57,335 --> 00:18:58,936 - Can we go back a lot? - Okay, did you bomb and fail 439 00:18:58,949 --> 00:19:00,063 and bomb, just like I knew you would? 440 00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:02,024 - He did. He did. - Oh, yes, yeah, that's all that happened, 441 00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:03,345 and nothing else happened other than that. 442 00:19:03,358 --> 00:19:05,265 - There was a poetry thing. It was bad. - It was really bad poetry, and... 443 00:19:05,284 --> 00:19:07,197 - shut up, bird! - You shut up! You can't read! 444 00:19:10,119 --> 00:19:11,472 Okay, this is good, all right. 445 00:19:11,497 --> 00:19:12,777 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, hey. 446 00:19:12,797 --> 00:19:14,750 Okay, this is good, this is good. So we're all in agreement? 447 00:19:14,763 --> 00:19:16,281 Frank, pay to get my car out of the river. 448 00:19:16,294 --> 00:19:17,827 - Yes. Done. - All right. 449 00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:21,324 - Aah, shit, that's starting again. - Right, yeah, you know what? 450 00:19:21,336 --> 00:19:22,722 Mac's not gonna want to go back to normal. 451 00:19:22,741 --> 00:19:24,882 He's been banging that hot chick in the back office all day. 452 00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:26,209 No, I don't like this, okay? 453 00:19:26,215 --> 00:19:28,069 It's unnatural, and I won't have it. 454 00:19:28,074 --> 00:19:32,073 I'm putting an end to this right now— we're going back to normal, yeah? 455 00:19:32,098 --> 00:19:34,670 Yeah, you like it? You know what...? 456 00:19:35,388 --> 00:19:37,861 What the hell's going on in here? What is this? 457 00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:40,766 Oh, we totally just banged or whatever. 458 00:19:40,778 --> 00:19:42,530 You're fully clothed, Mac. 459 00:19:43,156 --> 00:19:45,700 Have you been pretending to bang this chick the entire time? 460 00:19:46,381 --> 00:19:47,413 No. 461 00:19:47,432 --> 00:19:49,199 He can't even get it up with me. 462 00:19:49,212 --> 00:19:51,491 Well, that's because she's not even that hot. Like... 463 00:19:51,504 --> 00:19:53,498 - She's very hot. - What? - Huh? She's beautiful. - She's hot. 464 00:19:53,510 --> 00:19:55,439 I don't know. I'm, like, not even feeling that, you know? 465 00:19:55,451 --> 00:19:57,609 Can I get my angel dust now? 466 00:19:57,634 --> 00:19:59,094 Oh. 467 00:19:59,113 --> 00:19:59,946 Hmm. 468 00:19:59,959 --> 00:20:01,623 - Yeah. - Oh. 469 00:20:06,222 --> 00:20:07,586 Okay. 470 00:20:08,602 --> 00:20:11,657 - Jesus Christ, dude. - Come on. 471 00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:13,584 - Come on, buddy. You don't have to... - No. 472 00:20:13,590 --> 00:20:16,197 Wow. All right, you know what, guys? 473 00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:17,635 Listen, 474 00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:20,073 it's fine, it's all good, Mac, okay? 475 00:20:20,079 --> 00:20:21,526 Do you want to go back to the way things where, 476 00:20:21,551 --> 00:20:23,984 - where we don't ask questions, you just go about your business? - Yeah. 477 00:20:24,003 --> 00:20:25,050 Done. 478 00:20:25,062 --> 00:20:26,030 - Okay. Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 479 00:20:26,042 --> 00:20:28,263 Ah! I was hoping this day would come. 480 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:31,116 I saved a special surprise for us. 481 00:20:31,574 --> 00:20:33,105 - Is he a man cheetah? - Yeah. 482 00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:35,352 Awesome. It's really cool. 483 00:20:35,374 --> 00:20:37,872 - Who wants rum ham? - Rum ham... 484 00:20:42,025 --> 00:20:49,025 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther