1 00:00:04,647 --> 00:00:06,763 A tragic ferry accident today— 2 00:00:06,788 --> 00:00:09,631 apparently a ferry rammed into the shoreline 3 00:00:09,656 --> 00:00:13,463 at full speed near a local power plant there. 4 00:00:13,470 --> 00:00:16,996 There are multiple fatalities and injuries reported at this hour. 5 00:00:17,003 --> 00:00:19,845 That's really depressing, and how do you lose control of a ferry? 6 00:00:19,858 --> 00:00:21,032 They're slow as shit. 7 00:00:21,038 --> 00:00:22,451 - Guy must've been drunk. - Yeah. 8 00:00:22,468 --> 00:00:24,675 Hey-yo! Check out my new threads. 9 00:00:24,681 --> 00:00:26,110 Picked them up at the airport. 10 00:00:26,118 --> 00:00:27,491 What were you doing at the airport? 11 00:00:27,497 --> 00:00:29,096 I don't know, just farting around. 12 00:00:29,115 --> 00:00:31,430 I found this shop full of this stuff. 13 00:00:31,435 --> 00:00:33,662 Look at that! I got some for everybody. 14 00:00:33,675 --> 00:00:36,062 "Life is happy"? What the hell is that? 15 00:00:36,068 --> 00:00:39,275 Well, it's-it's clothing that supports a positive message. 16 00:00:39,295 --> 00:00:43,475 I mean, you wear it and you celebrate that life is happy, baby. 17 00:00:43,482 --> 00:00:47,558 In other news, a man is in custody for murder of a state witness 18 00:00:47,567 --> 00:00:51,567 who was brutally beheaded by an assailant wielding a stop sign. 19 00:00:51,572 --> 00:00:54,727 A man seeking justice is beheaded by a maniac with a stop sign. 20 00:00:54,740 --> 00:00:56,247 You're right, Frank, life is happy. 21 00:00:56,260 --> 00:00:59,403 The suspect in custody is a 59-year-old repeat felon 22 00:00:59,428 --> 00:01:01,248 by the name of Luther MacDonald. 23 00:01:01,255 --> 00:01:02,835 Holy shit— that's my dad! 24 00:01:02,847 --> 00:01:06,187 If convicted, MacDonald could face the death penalty. 25 00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:09,255 Can you believe what they're saying about my dad having killed that guy? 26 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:10,387 - Mmmm. - Yeah. 27 00:01:10,394 --> 00:01:11,901 Yeah, why-why wouldn't I believe that? 28 00:01:11,914 --> 00:01:12,894 No way. 29 00:01:12,901 --> 00:01:16,794 This has got to be bullshit. He's innocent, and I'm not gonna let the State kill him. 30 00:01:16,807 --> 00:01:18,732 I'm gonna save my dad's life. 31 00:01:30,984 --> 00:01:40,984 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 32 00:01:44,826 --> 00:01:47,026 - Thanks for coming with me, man. - Well, you're forcing me to. 33 00:01:47,039 --> 00:01:48,258 - Yeah, well... - So I'm here. 34 00:01:48,264 --> 00:01:51,524 Of course, of course. We got to show support for my dad, right? 35 00:01:51,537 --> 00:01:53,531 We got to let him know that we know he didn't do it. 36 00:01:53,556 --> 00:01:55,988 I know, but I believe that he did, so... 37 00:01:55,993 --> 00:01:57,718 - Well, are you gonna be cool? - I'll be cool, you know, 38 00:01:57,731 --> 00:02:00,551 as long as he doesn't ask us to shove heroin up our ass again, I'll-I'll be cool. 39 00:02:00,564 --> 00:02:01,804 He might and I might do it. 40 00:02:01,817 --> 00:02:03,225 Well, you would enjoy it more than I would. 41 00:02:03,231 --> 00:02:04,959 - Uh, here he comes. - Oh, here he comes. 42 00:02:05,521 --> 00:02:09,988 Oh, Dad! He looks great, huh? Dad! Da-Dad! Hey! How are you? 43 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:13,348 It's been so long! Look! I-I brought a picture of Mom here 44 00:02:13,373 --> 00:02:16,191 just to make you feel more at home. She looks good, right? 45 00:02:17,672 --> 00:02:20,405 And, uh, me— what about me? How do I look? Do I look cool? 46 00:02:20,419 --> 00:02:21,772 - Give it a rest. - Do I look cool? 47 00:02:21,792 --> 00:02:23,079 What do you want? 48 00:02:23,092 --> 00:02:27,125 Uh, we-we just wanted to come by and tell you that we believe 49 00:02:27,138 --> 00:02:29,307 that there is no way that you did this. 50 00:02:30,658 --> 00:02:32,433 You didn't do it, right, Dad? 51 00:02:34,116 --> 00:02:35,559 No. 52 00:02:36,004 --> 00:02:37,611 Right. I knew it! I knew it! 53 00:02:37,630 --> 00:02:40,131 Another innocent man being railroaded by the system! 54 00:02:40,144 --> 00:02:41,965 Besides, there's no way that you could've done this. 55 00:02:41,985 --> 00:02:43,332 You have a bad shoulder 56 00:02:43,357 --> 00:02:45,829 and that's why you could never have a catch with me, remember? 57 00:02:46,507 --> 00:02:48,440 - Right. - Yeah, yeah. 58 00:02:48,447 --> 00:02:51,705 Well, Charlie and I just want to let you know that we will not rest 59 00:02:51,730 --> 00:02:53,504 until you are proven innocent. 60 00:02:53,523 --> 00:02:54,684 Look, 61 00:02:54,709 --> 00:02:56,622 I got a lawyer appointed to me. 62 00:02:56,642 --> 00:02:57,982 It'll be fine. 63 00:02:58,002 --> 00:03:00,012 No, uh, uh, sorry, uh, Mr. Mac, uh, 64 00:03:00,037 --> 00:03:02,598 you really don't want to put your life in the hands of a public defender. 65 00:03:02,618 --> 00:03:04,731 I mean, those guys are absolute clowns. 66 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:07,686 I tell you what— I'd be interested to take a look at your case, 67 00:03:07,706 --> 00:03:09,900 you know, if-if you want a little outside help. 68 00:03:09,913 --> 00:03:12,522 I specialize in bird law mostly, but I know my way... 69 00:03:12,535 --> 00:03:14,724 Stay out of this! 70 00:03:15,169 --> 00:03:16,309 Both of you! 71 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:21,063 I do not want you stirring things up! 72 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:23,703 You hear me? 73 00:03:23,723 --> 00:03:25,949 Yeah, I-I-I-I-I hear you, Dad. 74 00:03:25,962 --> 00:03:28,255 Um, one last thing, though. 75 00:03:28,268 --> 00:03:30,522 I love you and I... 76 00:03:30,535 --> 00:03:33,228 Oh, I love you! I love you, Dad! 77 00:03:33,241 --> 00:03:35,715 - I love you! He can't hear me because of this... - Uh, he definitely heard you. 78 00:03:35,728 --> 00:03:37,461 And the glass is too thick. 79 00:03:37,486 --> 00:03:39,426 I think there's something... something wrong with that. 80 00:03:39,446 --> 00:03:41,123 - Yeah. - Uh, all right. 81 00:03:42,704 --> 00:03:45,532 We're now being told the ferry captain was intentionally 82 00:03:45,545 --> 00:03:49,024 trying to steer the ferry into the nearby power plant. 83 00:03:49,436 --> 00:03:52,870 The captain has tested negative for alcohol and drugs. 84 00:03:52,883 --> 00:03:54,376 The guy wasn't even drunk! 85 00:03:54,390 --> 00:03:57,036 This was a sober man purposely steering a ship into a power plant. 86 00:03:57,056 --> 00:03:59,543 Oh, God, the world is a very depressing place. 87 00:03:59,556 --> 00:04:01,323 You guys are depressing. 88 00:04:01,335 --> 00:04:03,589 I'm trying to enjoy my cone over here. 89 00:04:03,602 --> 00:04:05,216 Turn that crap off! 90 00:04:05,236 --> 00:04:06,863 Yeah, baby! 91 00:04:06,875 --> 00:04:08,965 There they are! The usual suspects! 92 00:04:08,978 --> 00:04:11,765 Pondy! Just the man I want to see! 93 00:04:11,777 --> 00:04:13,743 Now, this man loves life! 94 00:04:13,749 --> 00:04:15,183 I'd love to get into some shots. 95 00:04:15,203 --> 00:04:17,223 Line them up, Frankie! Line them up! 96 00:04:17,236 --> 00:04:19,577 Now we got some positive vibes in here. 97 00:04:19,590 --> 00:04:22,050 You are his AA sponsor, right? 98 00:04:22,063 --> 00:04:24,310 Never change, Dee. I love it! Come on! 99 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:26,320 Do a shot with me. Come on— shot, shot, shot! 100 00:04:26,339 --> 00:04:28,496 I gotta say I feel like a shot might make me feel better. 101 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:30,332 I think I need to do a shot at this point. 102 00:04:30,344 --> 00:04:32,670 - All right, to the brim. - Let's go, Frank, all right. 103 00:04:32,683 --> 00:04:35,203 Yeah, you're looking pretty dapper there, Bill— you hittin' it hard, or what? 104 00:04:35,216 --> 00:04:38,103 - I'm celebrating today, baby. - What's the special occasion? 105 00:04:38,114 --> 00:04:39,764 I'm gonna kill myself. 106 00:04:42,110 --> 00:04:43,237 What? 107 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,592 Yeah, no, no, I'm gonna drink myself to death. 108 00:04:46,007 --> 00:04:48,680 Yeah, I botched it. Life, you know? 109 00:04:48,693 --> 00:04:50,946 Old B.P. had a good run, though, you know? 110 00:04:50,959 --> 00:04:54,939 It-It's like there's this tiny little soul man in my body driving me around. 111 00:04:54,951 --> 00:04:57,099 That little soul man's ready to power old Bill down 112 00:04:57,124 --> 00:04:59,337 and move on to the next party monster. 113 00:05:00,201 --> 00:05:02,301 Aw, come on, you guys own a bar, right? 114 00:05:02,314 --> 00:05:04,453 You watch people slowly kill themselves every day, am I right? 115 00:05:07,116 --> 00:05:08,349 Keep it open. 116 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:14,174 Charlie, this is a huge waste of time. 117 00:05:14,186 --> 00:05:16,286 No, no, no, no, this is standard procedure. 118 00:05:16,299 --> 00:05:17,624 They do this on every crime show. 119 00:05:17,644 --> 00:05:19,782 You know, the murder police come down to the scene of the crime 120 00:05:19,794 --> 00:05:22,914 and they find some blue-collar guy and they talk to him while he's working. 121 00:05:22,926 --> 00:05:25,585 Let's just talk to this guy over here— he could know something, right? 122 00:05:26,012 --> 00:05:27,099 Why would he know anything? 123 00:05:27,112 --> 00:05:29,399 He's moving crates from one place to... 124 00:05:29,405 --> 00:05:30,785 Will you just listen to me? All right? 125 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:32,655 Excuse me, sir, uh, do you work here? 126 00:05:32,668 --> 00:05:34,228 - Yeah. - Please, don't stop your work. 127 00:05:34,241 --> 00:05:36,888 They never do on TV. Go ahead and place that bag down. 128 00:05:36,893 --> 00:05:39,564 Uh, now, are you familiar with the beheading 129 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:40,982 that took place here last week? 130 00:05:40,995 --> 00:05:45,127 - Are you a cop? - No. But, uh, I do work on the behalf of the accused. 131 00:05:45,140 --> 00:05:46,940 I'm taking care of his interests and whatnot. 132 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:49,230 This is his son, uh, Ronald. 133 00:05:49,236 --> 00:05:50,376 You're Luther's kid? 134 00:05:50,390 --> 00:05:53,275 Yeah. That's right, bozo. And I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make sure 135 00:05:53,288 --> 00:05:55,263 - he doesn't get the death penalty, all right? - Is that a threat? 136 00:05:55,276 --> 00:05:56,703 Why don't you tell us what you saw. 137 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:58,456 I didn't see either of those guys, okay? 138 00:05:58,468 --> 00:06:00,215 - There was more than one guy? - I said too much. 139 00:06:00,228 --> 00:06:01,402 I don't want any trouble, okay? 140 00:06:01,415 --> 00:06:03,835 Well, then stop giving us trouble, and tell us if there was another guy. 141 00:06:03,848 --> 00:06:06,575 - My lips are sealed, guys. - Then unseal them, or I'll unseal them for you! 142 00:06:06,595 --> 00:06:09,528 Hey, hey, hey, what the hell are you doing? You can't threaten this guy. 143 00:06:09,541 --> 00:06:10,788 Threaten? I wasn't threatening him. 144 00:06:10,794 --> 00:06:13,001 How do you not know what a threat sounds like? 145 00:06:13,014 --> 00:06:14,908 - Oh, you mean the "lips" thing? - Yes, the "lips" thing. 146 00:06:14,927 --> 00:06:16,998 Charlie, he's got words in his lips— I needed to get them out. 147 00:06:17,011 --> 00:06:19,189 I know the words are in his lips— I saw them in there. 148 00:06:19,195 --> 00:06:21,180 Just let me... you know, let me coax them out. 149 00:06:21,199 --> 00:06:23,846 Otherwise, you're gonna freak the guy out, all right? Just let me handle it, okay? 150 00:06:23,852 --> 00:06:25,687 Sir, your lips are fine. I... 151 00:06:26,281 --> 00:06:27,547 Great. 152 00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:29,596 That happens to us way too much. 153 00:06:29,609 --> 00:06:30,659 Yeah. 154 00:06:33,834 --> 00:06:35,611 I mean, I don't really care that much about Bill, 155 00:06:35,611 --> 00:06:36,890 I just don't want him dying in the bar. 156 00:06:36,903 --> 00:06:38,274 We've had too many deaths in there already. 157 00:06:38,293 --> 00:06:39,906 We should probably try not to have another one. 158 00:06:39,926 --> 00:06:42,033 We got to show Pondy life is worth living. 159 00:06:42,045 --> 00:06:44,131 Right. I'm not real excited about Maureen being a part of this, 160 00:06:44,149 --> 00:06:45,621 but yeah, we'll do it. 161 00:06:46,267 --> 00:06:47,900 Ah. W... 162 00:06:47,916 --> 00:06:50,303 - Hello, Dennis. - Oh, God. 163 00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:52,709 Maureen, what's going on with your face? What have you done? 164 00:06:52,728 --> 00:06:56,387 I've had a few surgical procedures to enhance my natural beauty. 165 00:06:56,945 --> 00:07:00,232 - You look like a cat. - Yes, exactly. Cats are beautiful. 166 00:07:00,245 --> 00:07:02,459 - Where are your breasts? - Oh, they're in my face. 167 00:07:03,344 --> 00:07:05,468 Great. Um, I don't really have time for this shit, so, 168 00:07:05,481 --> 00:07:07,542 have you gathered Bill's family for us? 169 00:07:07,554 --> 00:07:08,875 Me-yes. 170 00:07:14,813 --> 00:07:16,936 You kids remember Uncle Dennis? 171 00:07:16,949 --> 00:07:19,842 He came to talk to us about something important. Go ahead, baby. 172 00:07:19,855 --> 00:07:22,495 - Yeah. Uh... - Are you two getting back together? 173 00:07:22,514 --> 00:07:23,499 - Oh, no. - I think so. 174 00:07:23,519 --> 00:07:25,087 - Uh, no, never. - Uh, uh, okay. 175 00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:28,975 Um, listen, you guys, your dad— He needs your help right now. 176 00:07:28,988 --> 00:07:31,947 - He's in a pretty tough spot. - I don't call him "Dad." 177 00:07:31,959 --> 00:07:34,805 I call him Mr. Cocksucker, 'cause he sucks so many cocks. 178 00:07:36,041 --> 00:07:39,114 Weird. Uh, I'm not going to call him that, okay? 179 00:07:39,134 --> 00:07:41,681 - I'll just refer to him as "Bill," I guess from now... - Yeah. 180 00:07:41,694 --> 00:07:43,788 Okay, so, listen, here's the thing. 181 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:46,113 He is at our bar right now drinking himself to death. 182 00:07:46,126 --> 00:07:47,913 Oh, that's fantastic. 183 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:49,524 What? No, that's not fantastic. 184 00:07:49,543 --> 00:07:52,237 - The man's trying to kill himself. - If he dies, we get money. 185 00:07:52,249 --> 00:07:55,225 When I get my money, I want to buy a new cell phone. 186 00:07:55,238 --> 00:07:57,120 I'm gonna a gun, because I'm the man of the house. 187 00:07:57,126 --> 00:07:59,440 - Oh, shit, no. This kid should not have a... - No. 188 00:07:59,453 --> 00:08:03,340 No, no. Please. We're trying to show Bill that life is worth living. 189 00:08:03,346 --> 00:08:04,340 Your dad loves you. 190 00:08:04,346 --> 00:08:05,849 - No, he doesn't. - Oh. 191 00:08:05,863 --> 00:08:07,214 - No. - Has he not said it? 192 00:08:07,233 --> 00:08:09,040 - Because I'm telling you, he just... - He does. 193 00:08:09,059 --> 00:08:12,363 No. He told me. He said, "I do not love you. You're a punk." 194 00:08:12,383 --> 00:08:14,470 He called me too fat to be a slut, 195 00:08:14,495 --> 00:08:17,393 and tried to serve me an omelet with cocaine in it. 196 00:08:17,406 --> 00:08:20,832 Listen, guys, this is about forgiving Bill, your dad, okay? 197 00:08:20,851 --> 00:08:21,982 - It's not about blaming him. - No. 198 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,170 Oh, I blame you, too. 199 00:08:23,183 --> 00:08:24,896 You and the other hookers he slept with. 200 00:08:24,909 --> 00:08:26,629 Hold on a second. I'm not... I'm not a hooker. 201 00:08:26,648 --> 00:08:27,481 - I never have been. - Nah. 202 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:29,407 - You're a hooker. - You're a fat slut! 203 00:08:29,414 --> 00:08:30,969 Oh, oh. Oh, okay, all... 204 00:08:30,976 --> 00:08:34,443 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. - And you... you ruined his sister with the divorce, 205 00:08:34,456 --> 00:08:35,583 and look at her face. 206 00:08:35,591 --> 00:08:37,798 - She looks like a cat. - Cats are magical. 207 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:40,757 I kind of like... I mean, maybe you could get some fur. 208 00:08:40,782 --> 00:08:41,629 Oh, I like that idea. 209 00:08:41,641 --> 00:08:42,744 - What are you talking? No! - Yeah. 210 00:08:42,763 --> 00:08:44,064 Do you think you could do a tail? 211 00:08:44,077 --> 00:08:45,341 I don't see why I couldn't do a tail. 212 00:08:45,347 --> 00:08:47,814 - Don't-don't... No. - Yeah. You could go full cat 213 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:49,714 and start wearing humans on your sweatshirt. 214 00:08:49,727 --> 00:08:52,874 No one is turning themselves into a goddamn cat with my money! 215 00:08:52,878 --> 00:08:54,409 Can we focus here? Let-Let's... 216 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:58,647 let's get back to showing Bill that life is happy. 217 00:08:58,666 --> 00:09:02,704 Bill's a lying, cheating, drug-addict piece of garbage, and we all hope he dies. 218 00:09:04,159 --> 00:09:05,722 Yeah. 219 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:17,681 Hey, Dad, hey, um, so, I-I know you told us to stay out of it, 220 00:09:17,693 --> 00:09:20,613 but, but we found out that there was another guy. 221 00:09:20,626 --> 00:09:22,925 Also, we got a stop sign and recreated the murder, 222 00:09:22,942 --> 00:09:24,586 and there was no way that you could have swung that. 223 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:26,459 Actually, I kind of jacked my shoulder up a little bit, too. 224 00:09:26,474 --> 00:09:29,641 Do you realize what you've done? 225 00:09:29,666 --> 00:09:31,494 No. Yeah. No. I told him, Mr. Mac. 226 00:09:31,507 --> 00:09:33,987 I said, "Hey, stealing a stop sign— that's a felony," 227 00:09:34,012 --> 00:09:35,918 and as your counsel, I did advise against it. 228 00:09:35,931 --> 00:09:40,358 I'm talking about you going to the crime scene. 229 00:09:40,377 --> 00:09:44,565 Word's out my son is intimidating witnesses. 230 00:09:44,578 --> 00:09:47,740 Now, that makes me look like I'm guilty. 231 00:09:48,177 --> 00:09:49,824 - Oh. - Oh, yeah. 232 00:09:49,837 --> 00:09:52,072 - Your dad'd be a good lawyer. - His idea. 233 00:09:52,085 --> 00:09:54,931 But, look, the point is, we found out that this other guy exists. 234 00:09:54,944 --> 00:09:57,778 All we need to do is get his name, and then I can rat on him. 235 00:09:57,790 --> 00:10:00,100 Do not be a rat! 236 00:10:00,497 --> 00:10:04,798 Stop... trying... to handle it, 237 00:10:05,312 --> 00:10:11,500 or I... am going to have to handle you, okay? 238 00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:14,895 Okay, Daddy. 239 00:10:15,987 --> 00:10:17,200 Oh. 240 00:10:18,234 --> 00:10:20,201 - I love you, Dad. - Oh, let it go. Let it go. 241 00:10:20,214 --> 00:10:21,554 Oh... it's just I thought maybe... 242 00:10:21,567 --> 00:10:22,994 - Yeah. - It's not broken. 243 00:10:23,007 --> 00:10:24,337 No. Yeah, it's working fine, isn't it? 244 00:10:24,350 --> 00:10:25,583 No, it works. He seemed a little... 245 00:10:25,601 --> 00:10:28,300 - he seemed a little upset. - All right... plan "B" here. 246 00:10:29,148 --> 00:10:30,428 I got an idea. 247 00:10:30,441 --> 00:10:32,843 Why don't we check the guest record, 248 00:10:32,844 --> 00:10:35,151 right, because maybe that guy came to visit my dad? 249 00:10:35,157 --> 00:10:36,624 - Oh, the other guy signed in? - Yes. 250 00:10:36,643 --> 00:10:38,584 And, uh, that's a good point. 251 00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:41,844 Luther MacDonald visited by... Bonnie Kelly? 252 00:10:41,863 --> 00:10:43,077 Holy shit! 253 00:10:43,091 --> 00:10:44,791 Well, that's the same name as my mom. 254 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,155 It is your mom. 255 00:10:46,641 --> 00:10:48,468 Nah. I'm sure there's plenty of Bonnie Kellys. 256 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,641 You know, they probably all sign their name with those weird, squiggly lines, and... 257 00:10:51,653 --> 00:10:54,086 Cursive? Are-are you talking about cursive, dude? 258 00:10:54,106 --> 00:10:55,792 Uh... 259 00:10:56,129 --> 00:10:56,957 cursing? 260 00:10:56,969 --> 00:10:59,689 Cursive. Everybody can under... Okay, look, doesn't matter. 261 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:02,222 We have to figure out why she came to visit my dad. 262 00:11:02,234 --> 00:11:04,734 And why is she signing my mom's name? 263 00:11:04,741 --> 00:11:06,821 Goddamn it, goddamn it. 264 00:11:09,851 --> 00:11:10,504 Hey! 265 00:11:10,524 --> 00:11:12,259 Bill, we want to talk to you. 266 00:11:12,941 --> 00:11:16,612 Hey, you guys see this? It was another ferry that ran into the power plant. 267 00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:17,598 Copycat crime. 268 00:11:19,071 --> 00:11:20,671 - Hilarious, right? - No! 269 00:11:20,683 --> 00:11:22,800 No. There are black and white areas in life, Bill, 270 00:11:22,825 --> 00:11:25,922 - and that's a... that's a black area. - Uh, look, turn it off. 271 00:11:25,947 --> 00:11:29,518 We want to focus on the positive in life now, Pondy. 272 00:11:29,543 --> 00:11:32,171 Yeah, yeah, which is why we're all wearing these ill-fitting T-shirts. 273 00:11:32,184 --> 00:11:33,171 - Yeah. - Right. 274 00:11:33,196 --> 00:11:36,711 Okay, we want to show you some reasons why life is worth living. 275 00:11:36,724 --> 00:11:38,427 - Yeah. - And, Dennis, you're up. 276 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,833 Okay, so, uh, I like a good mani-pedi. 277 00:11:40,846 --> 00:11:43,533 - Uh. - Yeah, I like... I like a good, healthy nail. I love one. 278 00:11:43,539 --> 00:11:45,372 You know, you get your... you get your nail beds clean, 279 00:11:45,390 --> 00:11:47,330 - you get your cuticles pushed back, right? - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 280 00:11:47,339 --> 00:11:48,938 - You get your hangnails all trimmed up... - That's great. 281 00:11:48,951 --> 00:11:50,297 by one of those nice ladies over there. 282 00:11:50,314 --> 00:11:52,385 You know, a lot of those are sex workers. 283 00:11:53,497 --> 00:11:57,004 Yeah, the gals at the nail salon there— yeah, they're prostitutes. 284 00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:59,429 They're trafficked in. Usually in shipping containers. 285 00:11:59,442 --> 00:12:02,347 I mean, they're, like, crammed in there, you know, like-like sardines, 286 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:04,524 - shipped with sardines sometimes. - Oh. 287 00:12:04,543 --> 00:12:06,973 It's ugly, but the point is, 288 00:12:06,998 --> 00:12:11,304 those ladies doing your nails probably tugged a guy off right before you. 289 00:12:11,317 --> 00:12:13,238 They ship 'em in in shipping containers? 290 00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:14,504 That's depressing as hell. 291 00:12:14,523 --> 00:12:16,083 - Uh, uh... - Goddamn! 292 00:12:16,096 --> 00:12:17,247 - All right, Dee? - Me? 293 00:12:17,260 --> 00:12:19,960 - You, you're up, yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. Hey, Bill, you know, 294 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:24,286 for me, uh, really it's just the simple things that I like in my life, 295 00:12:24,292 --> 00:12:28,561 like a moonlight walk or a-a cozy, warm nap. 296 00:12:28,574 --> 00:12:31,586 Or a delicious, ripe piece of fruit, you know? 297 00:12:32,078 --> 00:12:33,071 - Oh. - Mmm. 298 00:12:33,084 --> 00:12:36,581 The, uh, sex workers use fruit during the act. 299 00:12:36,594 --> 00:12:40,930 - What? - Yeah. Yeah, well, the citrus masks the taste of a dirty penis. 300 00:12:41,850 --> 00:12:44,713 In fact, 95% of fruit has usually been in someone's orifice 301 00:12:44,738 --> 00:12:46,871 - before it even reaches the market. - Okay. 302 00:12:47,782 --> 00:12:49,551 Okay, I'm done. He's ruined fruit for me, 303 00:12:49,576 --> 00:12:51,216 - so I'm done. - You've made fruit depressing. 304 00:12:51,222 --> 00:12:52,612 All right, well, I got this. 305 00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:55,906 Okay, all right, what makes me happy is, like, you know, 306 00:12:55,931 --> 00:12:59,952 at night, a ride around town in a limousine, partying, having a good time. 307 00:12:59,965 --> 00:13:02,466 When I'm on my way home, I'll pass a bum. 308 00:13:02,479 --> 00:13:06,324 I take a balloon with some champagne in it, lob it out and bean him. 309 00:13:06,337 --> 00:13:07,917 He only gets a little bit in his mouth. 310 00:13:07,930 --> 00:13:09,237 - He doesn't get the whole thing. - Right. 311 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,397 Not even a full sip of it. And you say, 312 00:13:11,422 --> 00:13:14,765 "Hey, how do you like a taste of the good life, you sack of shit?" 313 00:13:18,323 --> 00:13:20,610 - Hey, that's a... - God, that is awful! 314 00:13:20,623 --> 00:13:22,830 That is a horrible thing to do to another human being! 315 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:23,556 Goddamn you! 316 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,349 Hey, get over here, Frank. Get over here. 317 00:13:25,368 --> 00:13:27,221 - Okay, that's it, I'm done. - Well... 318 00:13:27,234 --> 00:13:29,474 All right, this is depressing as shit. I'm not doing this anymore. 319 00:13:29,494 --> 00:13:31,987 In fact, I'm starting to think that his family was right. 320 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,709 You guys, what if we took out a life insurance policy on the guy? 321 00:13:35,722 --> 00:13:37,208 I mean, if he's gonna do it anyway, 322 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,924 we might as well make a little money off of it. 323 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,136 - Hmm, that's dark. - Yeah, I know. 324 00:13:40,156 --> 00:13:42,687 But can you take a life insurance policy out on anybody? 325 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:43,921 Does it work that way? 326 00:13:43,926 --> 00:13:47,063 Mm, it's a gray area, but I think I got a guy, 327 00:13:47,088 --> 00:13:48,593 I could twist his arm, we could get one. 328 00:13:48,606 --> 00:13:52,113 Okay, I say we embrace the gray area of life, okay, 329 00:13:52,138 --> 00:13:54,125 because what we're doing is not working. 330 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:57,046 What, the State can murder somebody without them even wanting to die 331 00:13:57,059 --> 00:13:59,279 but a grown man can't kill himself if he wants to? 332 00:13:59,285 --> 00:14:00,966 A man should be able to end his life if he wants... 333 00:14:00,979 --> 00:14:02,926 - He's a grown American man. - We're American. 334 00:14:02,939 --> 00:14:05,372 Aw, to hell with him. We tried. I give up. 335 00:14:05,385 --> 00:14:07,174 - Great, Frank. - Glad you're on our side. 336 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,720 - Mmm. - You're a terrible sponsor, by the way. 337 00:14:08,733 --> 00:14:09,528 Yeah. 338 00:14:15,029 --> 00:14:18,082 Okay, so why were you visiting Luther, Mom? 339 00:14:18,095 --> 00:14:21,328 - I went to go... - She don't know nothin' about nothin'. 340 00:14:21,340 --> 00:14:23,760 Look, we know there was another guy in on this, all right? 341 00:14:23,778 --> 00:14:25,691 So, come on, anything you can give us. 342 00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:28,178 He was staying here for a few months. 343 00:14:28,197 --> 00:14:31,224 He was here for a few months? Mom, why wouldn't you tell me that? 344 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:32,400 Mm. 345 00:14:32,851 --> 00:14:36,132 Okay, well-well, was he here on the night of the murder? 346 00:14:36,154 --> 00:14:37,658 Uh, no. 347 00:14:38,048 --> 00:14:40,517 - Mom, don't lie, okay? Okay, yes. 348 00:14:40,524 --> 00:14:42,157 - Quiet, Bonnie. - No, no. 349 00:14:42,177 --> 00:14:43,944 Mom, if you know something, you got to tell me. 350 00:14:43,957 --> 00:14:46,122 I can't lie to my Charlie. 351 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,547 Good! Tell me everything. 352 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:50,362 Okay. They were both here. 353 00:14:50,381 --> 00:14:52,241 They were both inside me. 354 00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:55,513 Eduardo was in my mouth, and Luther was in my butt. 355 00:14:55,526 --> 00:14:56,947 Oh, my God, no, don't tell me everything. 356 00:14:56,966 --> 00:14:59,366 - What? No! What? - Damn it, Bonnie. 357 00:14:59,372 --> 00:15:00,959 - Eduardo who? - Sanchez. 358 00:15:00,978 --> 00:15:02,910 Holy shit. Tell us more. 359 00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:07,100 Then Luther went in Eduardo's butt for a while. 360 00:15:07,113 --> 00:15:08,793 Tell us less. Tell us less. 361 00:15:08,806 --> 00:15:11,198 Then they both "completed" on each other. 362 00:15:11,204 --> 00:15:13,631 I-I was left out of the finale. 363 00:15:13,643 --> 00:15:17,811 And then Eduardo went out and then he killed somebody 364 00:15:17,836 --> 00:15:20,715 and then... th... Well, that's all I know. 365 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:24,747 Jesus goddamn Christ, Mom. If you know that, just say that. 366 00:15:24,766 --> 00:15:27,681 Don't tell me the whole thing about banging every single guy that comes in the house. 367 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:30,774 If you just know about-about the murder, just say the murder part! Oh, my God! 368 00:15:30,787 --> 00:15:33,412 Oh, my God, this is crazy. You guys know what this means? 369 00:15:33,425 --> 00:15:35,505 That my father was trying to establish dominance, 370 00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:37,215 and that's the only reason he was in his butt or... 371 00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:38,815 What are you tal... Why are you focused on that? 372 00:15:38,828 --> 00:15:40,308 - Well, it's about power. - We have our guy now. 373 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,400 I feel like we should make that known, that it's about power, okay? 374 00:15:42,413 --> 00:15:44,754 - Let's not make any of it known. - We got to go to the police. 375 00:15:44,773 --> 00:15:46,149 Don't be a rat. 376 00:15:46,169 --> 00:15:48,956 All right, look, Mrs. Mac, we're not gonna rat, all right? 377 00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:51,181 We're gonna figure something else out. Good? 378 00:15:51,193 --> 00:15:52,261 Mm. 379 00:15:53,279 --> 00:15:54,466 Okay, you're off words again. 380 00:15:54,485 --> 00:15:57,516 Great. Uh, and, Mom, don't bang every guy that comes into the house. 381 00:15:57,529 --> 00:15:59,814 - How 'bout that? - Okay, I won't, sweetie. 382 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:00,971 Okay. 383 00:16:05,586 --> 00:16:08,803 - It is my gift to you. - This is... this is great. Thank you. 384 00:16:08,822 --> 00:16:12,722 Guys, guys, guys, we've had a major break in my dad's case. 385 00:16:12,735 --> 00:16:13,688 What's Ponderosa doing here? 386 00:16:13,713 --> 00:16:15,360 Oh, he's, uh, gonna drink himself to death, 387 00:16:15,385 --> 00:16:17,805 so we took out a life insurance policy on him. 388 00:16:17,817 --> 00:16:19,750 Oh, cool, yeah. Pretty dark, though, right? 389 00:16:19,763 --> 00:16:20,867 We've been over this. 390 00:16:20,878 --> 00:16:22,674 - We've justified this already. - Don't worry about it. We're okay with it. 391 00:16:22,693 --> 00:16:25,686 Fair enough. Uh, turns out that Mac's dad didn't kill the guy. 392 00:16:25,705 --> 00:16:27,360 No, there was another man in on this. 393 00:16:27,379 --> 00:16:31,020 Yeah, it's gonna look really bad if I rat on this man Eduardo Sanchez, 394 00:16:31,039 --> 00:16:32,472 - so I can't say his name. - Uh... 395 00:16:32,485 --> 00:16:33,993 You just did. You just ratted him out. 396 00:16:34,013 --> 00:16:35,169 You said his name. 397 00:16:35,755 --> 00:16:38,515 By the way, another guy being there doesn't mean that your dad didn't do it. 398 00:16:38,528 --> 00:16:40,168 He might've done it with the other guy. 399 00:16:40,181 --> 00:16:42,974 Oh, no, uh, my dad established dominance over this man. 400 00:16:42,993 --> 00:16:43,909 All right, well, let's not... 401 00:16:43,922 --> 00:16:45,361 - Oh, what-what does that mean? - What's this? 402 00:16:45,374 --> 00:16:47,027 Uh, there's some weird prison sex going on. 403 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,616 He may or may not have been a power bottom. 404 00:16:48,628 --> 00:16:50,887 The bottom line is he talked his lover into doing the murder for him. 405 00:16:50,893 --> 00:16:54,670 - Not his lover, his prison bitch. - Hey, what if I confess? Hmm? 406 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:55,879 What? 407 00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:58,804 Yeah, I could take my own life while saving your dad's. 408 00:16:58,817 --> 00:16:59,798 Everybody wins. 409 00:16:59,817 --> 00:17:02,857 Well, yeah, except everyone would think that you decapitated 410 00:17:02,882 --> 00:17:05,417 - a man with a stop sign. - Ooh, even better. 411 00:17:05,437 --> 00:17:07,930 Oh, that'll really embarrass the wife. 412 00:17:07,937 --> 00:17:11,535 Okay, I like where this is going, but I got to bring something up here. Um, 413 00:17:11,554 --> 00:17:14,942 if you were to do that— and I don't want to be crass or, you know— 414 00:17:14,961 --> 00:17:16,568 but how would that affect, uh, the... 415 00:17:16,581 --> 00:17:18,081 - Oh, we still get the money. - Yeah? 416 00:17:18,101 --> 00:17:20,341 I bought the most expensive policy I could. 417 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:22,300 - Great. - Let's go confess, baby! 418 00:17:22,313 --> 00:17:23,031 Yeah. 419 00:17:25,429 --> 00:17:26,402 I can't... I'm sorry. 420 00:17:26,408 --> 00:17:30,295 I just... I don't get how it's dominant if they finished on each other. 421 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:33,593 - How is that dominant? - It's dominant because he finished first. 422 00:17:33,613 --> 00:17:36,487 Then he allowed Eduardo to finish. 423 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,394 No, you're making that up. You don't know that. 424 00:17:38,407 --> 00:17:40,943 - Oh, oh, there's Bill. - Oh, hey. 425 00:17:41,432 --> 00:17:43,619 Well, I did it. I confessed. 426 00:17:44,175 --> 00:17:45,822 Why aren't you in handcuffs then? 427 00:17:45,834 --> 00:17:49,107 Weirdest thing, I'm sitting in the interrogation room, you know, 428 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:52,202 sobering up a little bit, looking at myself in the two-way mirror and 429 00:17:52,222 --> 00:17:53,642 I kept reading this shirt. 430 00:17:53,651 --> 00:17:57,878 Yeah. Yeah, I started thinking, "You know what, life is happy. 431 00:17:57,891 --> 00:17:59,258 I want to live!" 432 00:17:59,271 --> 00:18:00,804 Well, then what did you confess about? 433 00:18:00,824 --> 00:18:03,366 Eduardo Sanchez. That guy you were talking about? 434 00:18:03,385 --> 00:18:06,372 Turns out he's some big gang member that they've been after for years. 435 00:18:06,384 --> 00:18:08,609 Yeah, your dad's innocent. 436 00:18:08,634 --> 00:18:10,880 Holy shit, my dad's gonna get off. 437 00:18:11,656 --> 00:18:13,396 That means I'm a hero! 438 00:18:13,409 --> 00:18:14,703 I did it! 439 00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:18,882 - Dad, Dad, we did it. - We did it. 440 00:18:18,902 --> 00:18:19,802 Yeah, we did it! 441 00:18:19,822 --> 00:18:23,088 They're gonna nail this Eduardo Sanchez guy and you're gonna walk free. 442 00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:24,375 I saved you. 443 00:18:24,381 --> 00:18:25,774 - Saved me? - Yeah. 444 00:18:25,781 --> 00:18:27,669 You buried me. 445 00:18:28,826 --> 00:18:31,612 Now everyone in here thinks I'm a rat. 446 00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:33,672 They're gonna kill me in here. 447 00:18:33,692 --> 00:18:35,379 Because of you. 448 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:38,853 I'm-I'm sorry. 449 00:18:38,872 --> 00:18:40,149 I still love you. 450 00:18:40,905 --> 00:18:42,187 I don't. 451 00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:47,355 He definitely heard you. 452 00:18:47,374 --> 00:18:49,536 You know, he can... he can hear you. 453 00:18:49,549 --> 00:18:51,895 He didn't mean that, though. 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