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Oh, man, this is so

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exciting.

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Is this the green

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room?

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Yeah.

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A game show.

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Can you guys believe we're gonna

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be on a game show?

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All right, all right,

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relax.

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Awesome!

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Guys, the green room of

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Family Fight...

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I've got goose bumps.

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Yeah, all right, calm down.

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Don't start acting like an

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animal, here.

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All right, listen, this is

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Family Fight.

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This is a nationally televised

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program.

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This is a very big deal

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for us, okay?

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We're talking...

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What are you doing?

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Are you stealing an ashtray

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right now?

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Yeah.

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Why?

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We have ashtrays, and you don't

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even smoke.

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This is a perfect place for

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me to lay out my political

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agenda.

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No, no, no. No politics, man.

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What?

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Because it's too polarizing,

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okay?

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And don't be misogynistic and

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please don't be gross, I mean...

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Guys, let's-let's be smart

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about this.

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Let's be right down the middle.

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Right down the middle

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sounds so boring.

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That's not what the audience

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wants to see.

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Thinking I'm gonna do a Jenny

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McCarthy thing, where I'm, like,

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super sexy, but I got a

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potty mouth.

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Ah-ah, no, no, Dee, you are

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never going to be sexy.

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And do not do a potty mouth

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thing, okay?

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We don't want to come across as

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low-brow animals.

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Now, have some veggie platter

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and have some fruit, okay?

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That is brain food.

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Mm-mm, no way, not me.

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Haven't eaten in three days.

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I don't want to be puffy.

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J-Mac's face...

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it's never puffy.

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Yeah, because J-Mac's face

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is stapled to the back of

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her head.

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Now, eat some food.

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You look emaciated and sick.

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What is that?

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Fart noise key chain.

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Dennis, what is this enticing

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bowl of white?

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This?

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Yeah.

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Charlie, that... that's

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cottage cheese.

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Cottage cheese?

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Like... cheese from some

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cottage? Whose cottage?

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Well, like, what is that,

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exactly?

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How do you not know what

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it is?

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Aren't you, like, a cheese guy?

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I'm not a cottage guy.

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You are gonna make us lose

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this game.

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Here comes the other family.

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Hello.

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You must be the Reynolds family.

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I'm Janet, and we're the

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Barretts.

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Oh.

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Okay...

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Hey, guys!

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I'm Lisa. I'm stage manager.

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Both teams ready?

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Let's play Family Fight!

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It's time to play

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Family Fight!

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Let's give it up for your host,

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Grant Anderson!

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How you doing, man?

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Hey, oh!

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Hello!

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All right!

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Thank you for coming out,

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everybody, and welcome to

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Family Fight.

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I'm your host, Grant Anderson.

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Today, we have the Barrett

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family...

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Oh, all right.

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versus the Reynolds family!

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And they are here for a whole

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lot of cash, so let's get it on!

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Give me Janet, give me Frank.

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Oh... whoa.

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Whoa, I didn't get a good look

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at you before backstage.

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Sha-booyah roll call.

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Okay, all right, we got

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some-some sparks flying already

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here. (laughs)

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Now, let's get up here and do

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this.

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Come on, Frank, you ready?

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I'm ready.

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All right, man.

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Top four answers on the board,

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Name an animal that we eat

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but doesn't eat us.

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Frank!

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Pig!

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Show me pig!

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All right, oh, Frank's doing a

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little dance there.

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Now, Frank, you want to pass or

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play?

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Pass or play?

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Oh, we... we'll play.

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Play, play, play.

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We're gonna play.

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All right, so, Frank... you

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want to tell me a little bit

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about the family?

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Yeah.

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Well, yeah, you know, uh, Grant?

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Yes, Grant.

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I want to... I want to change

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my answer.

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What?

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Wh... what? Why?

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I have realized it's-it's not

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totally accurate, because I've

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seen a pig eat a man.

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In fact, I've seen many pigs eat

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many men.

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It was a bloodbath.

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Well, okay, well, we can't do

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that.

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I'm gonna move on, though,

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'cause you're losing me here.

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(laughing): Yeah?

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Oh, Grant... a lighthearted

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barb, if you will.

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So, uh, so...

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His talk of pigs and man

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flesh is confusing as it is

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frustrating.

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Right.

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Don't you just want to...

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I hear you, I hear you,

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Dennis.

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You know, you have these

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people in your life and you just

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want to...

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Yeah.

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Now, Dennis, uh, why don't you

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tell me something?

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What do you do?

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Me?

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Oh, well, I am the proprietor

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of, uh, one of the most charming

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pubs in all of South

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Philadelphia.

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All right.

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Paddy's Pub.

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Paddy's Pub! Paddy's Pub!

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Paddy's... Paddy's Pub.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, but listen, I am so much

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more, Grant.

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Um, I'm kind of a jack of all

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trades, if you will.

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Okay.

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So the question really isn't

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"What do I do?"

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It's "What don't I do?"

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Wow.

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Now, there's a lot of confidence

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right there.

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I like that.

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I like that, Dennis.

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All right.

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Yeah.

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Hey, buddy, can you name an

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animal that we eat but doesn't

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eat us?

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Oh, easy.

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A sea urchin.

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A sea... a what now?

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Sea urchin.

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Sea urchin.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Show me sea urchin!

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Ooh, one strike.

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Oh.

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One strike for the Reynolds

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here.

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Wow, that, uh, that buzzer

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sounds... it's awfully loud.

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It is loud.

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Pierces you right down to

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your soul, doesn't it?

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I don't like it.

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Okay.

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I'll be fine, though.

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You're right.

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All right, thank you.

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Okay.

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Who do we have here?

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Hi.

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Hello... Deandra.

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Yep.

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Reynolds.

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Deandra, help me out— name an

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animal that we eat but doesn't

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eat us.

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Well, Grant, I'll tell you

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what...

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Mm-hmm?

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I like to eat cock.

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Whoa, no, no, no, no, no.

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No, we can't say...

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Lisa, are we gonna...?

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See what I did there?

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It's a little bit of a double

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entendre type of thing.

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I was talking about chicken, but

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I said "cock."

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Yeah, don't say that word.

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Please, I'm-I'm...

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Just, it's a family show, so

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we're just gonna go with

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"chicken," okay?

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Show me chicken!

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Ow!

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There you go.

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Okay.

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Ronald Reynolds.

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Yeah!

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Hello, sir.

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Hey!

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How you doing today?

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I'm great, Grant.

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I'm just really excited to be

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here with my new family.

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Oh... your new family?

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Yeah.

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Oh, a little bit of

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background.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Uh, actually, just for

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clarification.

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Um, he raised them, but he

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didn't sire them.

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Now, he may have sired him—

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we're not exactly sure, but they

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do live together in squalor.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I actually brought my blood

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bucket in case you guys want to

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run his blood and see if it all

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checks out.

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It'd be good to know.

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Yeah, if we want to do, like,

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a quick DNA sequencing...

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Yeah.

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at the commercial break,

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that actually would clear things

295
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up for everybody.

296
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If we could.

297
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It would set the record

298
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straight.

299
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But either way, I was always the

300
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odd man out, you know?

301
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I mean, you know.

302
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And then Frank, here, adopted me

303
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and now I'm a part of the

304
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Reynolds family!

305
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Okay, well...

306
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We don't...

307
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I'm... I'm just... I'm not even

308
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gonna try to figure that one

309
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out, so...

310
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Okay, here-here's the deal,

311
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from now on, I'm not gonna

312
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ask you guys any more questions

313
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at all...

314
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Yes.

315
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other than the ones that

316
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keep the game moving. All right?

317
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Great! Yeah!

318
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Great! (whoops)

319
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Show me... cow!

320
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Nope, that's me.

321
00:06:35,507 --> 00:06:36,406
I say that word.

322
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I say the "show me" part.

323
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You just give me the answer.

324
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Okay, Ronald?

325
00:06:39,577 --> 00:06:40,343
Right, I'm sorry.

326
00:06:40,345 --> 00:06:41,110
Show me c...

327
00:06:41,112 --> 00:06:42,111
Don't say "show me."

328
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He just said that.

329
00:06:42,781 --> 00:06:43,513
Don't say it.

330
00:06:43,515 --> 00:06:44,180
He just said that.

331
00:06:44,182 --> 00:06:44,948
Just say the answer.

332
00:06:44,949 --> 00:06:45,715
Show... show me.. is the part

333
00:06:45,717 --> 00:06:46,382
I say?

334
00:06:46,384 --> 00:06:47,283
Here's the one thing...

335
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there's only one thing in the

336
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whole world at this moment you

337
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shouldn't say...

338
00:06:50,021 --> 00:06:50,853
Mm-hmm?

339
00:06:50,855 --> 00:06:51,738
"Show me."

340
00:06:51,739 --> 00:06:52,622
So just give me the answer, and

341
00:06:52,624 --> 00:06:53,623
then I'll say sh...

342
00:06:53,625 --> 00:06:54,624
You know what, go ahead and

343
00:06:54,626 --> 00:06:55,691
do it.

344
00:06:55,693 --> 00:06:57,026
Just go ahead and do it, then.

345
00:06:57,028 --> 00:06:58,394
Do what?

346
00:06:58,396 --> 00:06:59,429
Mother of...

347
00:06:59,431 --> 00:07:00,696
Show me cow!

348
00:07:00,698 --> 00:07:01,697
Cow!

349
00:07:05,637 --> 00:07:07,570
Good answer!

350
00:07:07,572 --> 00:07:09,071
So, sadly we got to stay

351
00:07:09,073 --> 00:07:10,606
here. Okay.

352
00:07:10,608 --> 00:07:11,641
Charlie?

353
00:07:11,643 --> 00:07:12,642
Yeah?

354
00:07:12,644 --> 00:07:13,643
Just need you to name an

355
00:07:13,645 --> 00:07:14,644
animal...

356
00:07:14,646 --> 00:07:15,645
Yeah!

357
00:07:15,647 --> 00:07:16,712
that we eat but doesn't

358
00:07:16,714 --> 00:07:17,747
eat us.

359
00:07:17,749 --> 00:07:18,781
Doesn't eat us— that's easy.

360
00:07:18,783 --> 00:07:22,452
Dragon!

361
00:07:22,454 --> 00:07:24,120
Charlie, do you eat dragon?

362
00:07:24,122 --> 00:07:25,221
No! I don't eat dragon

363
00:07:25,223 --> 00:07:26,722
'cause, uh, it's-it's not a meal

364
00:07:26,724 --> 00:07:27,723
for peasants, it's a meal

365
00:07:27,725 --> 00:07:28,724
for kings, and I'm sort of a

366
00:07:28,726 --> 00:07:29,725
common man.

367
00:07:29,727 --> 00:07:30,726
But they don't eat us; they, uh,

368
00:07:30,728 --> 00:07:31,727
it's like a misconception.

369
00:07:31,729 --> 00:07:32,728
They actually eat gold and

370
00:07:32,730 --> 00:07:33,729
treasure.

371
00:07:33,731 --> 00:07:34,730
That's why they're always

372
00:07:34,732 --> 00:07:35,731
sitting on a big pile of it.

373
00:07:35,733 --> 00:07:36,732
Bad answer.

374
00:07:36,734 --> 00:07:37,733
Bad answer.

375
00:07:37,735 --> 00:07:38,734
Bad answer.

376
00:07:38,736 --> 00:07:39,735
That's a bad answer.

377
00:07:39,737 --> 00:07:41,304
Okay, show me dragon!

378
00:07:45,310 --> 00:07:46,809
I told you!

379
00:07:46,811 --> 00:07:48,311
Oh, my God!

380
00:07:49,914 --> 00:07:51,514
Well, astonishingly, uh, one

381
00:07:51,516 --> 00:07:53,916
person surveyed gave the answer

382
00:07:53,918 --> 00:07:56,118
dragon, so...

383
00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:57,753
What a world!

384
00:07:57,755 --> 00:07:59,589
All right, the Reynolds family

385
00:07:59,591 --> 00:08:01,257
has won round one!

386
00:08:02,627 --> 00:08:03,960
There you go, all right.

387
00:08:03,962 --> 00:08:04,961
Sha-booyah!

388
00:08:04,963 --> 00:08:05,962
All right.

389
00:08:05,964 --> 00:08:06,963
Sha-booyah!

390
00:08:06,965 --> 00:08:07,964
But we got a lot more show to

391
00:08:07,966 --> 00:08:09,098
go! It could be anybody's game.

392
00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:10,299
We'll be right back after this

393
00:08:10,301 --> 00:08:11,868
with Family Fight!

394
00:08:14,939 --> 00:08:16,272
That's commercial, guys!

395
00:08:16,274 --> 00:08:17,273
Back in three.

396
00:08:17,275 --> 00:08:18,274
Yeah!

397
00:08:18,276 --> 00:08:19,275
Yeah!

398
00:08:19,277 --> 00:08:20,276
Yeah, that was, uh, that was

399
00:08:20,278 --> 00:08:21,277
terrible.

400
00:08:21,279 --> 00:08:22,278
I mean, we're bombing out there.

401
00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:23,279
This-this is exactly what I was

402
00:08:23,281 --> 00:08:24,280
trying to avoid, guys.

403
00:08:24,282 --> 00:08:25,281
What are you talking about?

404
00:08:25,283 --> 00:08:26,282
We won that round.

405
00:08:26,284 --> 00:08:27,283
Yeah, but you were being

406
00:08:27,285 --> 00:08:28,284
lascivious and disgusting.

407
00:08:28,286 --> 00:08:29,285
Dee was making sex jokes that

408
00:08:29,287 --> 00:08:30,286
were going over like a lead

409
00:08:30,288 --> 00:08:31,120
balloon.

410
00:08:31,121 --> 00:08:31,953
Well, at least we got all of

411
00:08:31,956 --> 00:08:32,622
our answers right.

412
00:08:32,624 --> 00:08:33,623
Yeah, that-that's utterly

413
00:08:33,625 --> 00:08:34,624
ridiculous.

414
00:08:34,626 --> 00:08:35,625
I mean, how is dragon an answer

415
00:08:35,627 --> 00:08:36,626
and sea urchin isn't?

416
00:08:36,628 --> 00:08:37,293
Everyone knows...

417
00:08:37,295 --> 00:08:38,294
I don't know, but there's

418
00:08:38,296 --> 00:08:39,295
always a weirdo or two in those

419
00:08:39,297 --> 00:08:40,296
panels who's gonna give a stupid

420
00:08:40,298 --> 00:08:41,297
answer and Charlie's always

421
00:08:41,299 --> 00:08:42,298
gonna get those, right? So...

422
00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:43,299
Yeah, I'll get the steal.

423
00:08:43,301 --> 00:08:44,300
Yeah!

424
00:08:44,302 --> 00:08:45,301
Plus, people don't even

425
00:08:45,303 --> 00:08:46,302
really eat sea urchin, Dennis.

426
00:08:46,304 --> 00:08:47,303
Most people don't eat

427
00:08:47,305 --> 00:08:48,304
dragons.

428
00:08:48,306 --> 00:08:49,305
Well, dragonflies.

429
00:08:49,307 --> 00:08:50,306
People don't eat dragonflies.

430
00:08:51,309 --> 00:08:52,308
Don't make that noise.

431
00:08:52,310 --> 00:08:52,975
I don't like it.

432
00:08:52,977 --> 00:08:53,976
Just relax, would you,

433
00:08:53,978 --> 00:08:54,677
Dennis?

434
00:08:54,678 --> 00:08:55,377
Look, if we make asses out of

435
00:08:55,380 --> 00:08:56,178
ourselves, they just won't air

436
00:08:56,180 --> 00:08:57,179
the episode, okay?

437
00:08:57,181 --> 00:08:58,180
Okay, first of all, you don't

438
00:08:58,182 --> 00:08:58,981
know that, and secondly, don't

439
00:08:58,983 --> 00:08:59,649
tell me to relax.

440
00:09:00,652 --> 00:09:01,417
All right, don't you start

441
00:09:01,419 --> 00:09:02,084
making that noise.

442
00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:03,519
All right, it's not funny when

443
00:09:03,521 --> 00:09:04,320
they do it, it's definitely not

444
00:09:04,322 --> 00:09:04,987
funny when...

445
00:09:07,025 --> 00:09:08,891
Oh, goddamn it!

446
00:09:14,265 --> 00:09:15,264
And welcome back to

447
00:09:15,266 --> 00:09:16,832
Family Fight.

448
00:09:16,834 --> 00:09:17,867
We got the Reynolds family over

449
00:09:17,869 --> 00:09:19,068
here with a hundred points.

450
00:09:19,070 --> 00:09:20,069
We got the Barretts over here

451
00:09:20,071 --> 00:09:21,103
with zero.

452
00:09:21,105 --> 00:09:22,905
Give me Bobby, give me Dennis!

453
00:09:22,907 --> 00:09:25,741
Here we go!

454
00:09:25,743 --> 00:09:26,876
Okay.

455
00:09:26,878 --> 00:09:27,910
Hey, Bobby, all right.

456
00:09:27,912 --> 00:09:29,845
All right, somebody got a

457
00:09:29,847 --> 00:09:31,080
little, a little lead in his

458
00:09:31,082 --> 00:09:32,081
shoes.

459
00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:33,716
Uh, no.

460
00:09:33,718 --> 00:09:36,352
No. No, my shoes are fine.

461
00:09:36,354 --> 00:09:37,720
I assure you.

462
00:09:37,722 --> 00:09:38,854
They're made of the finest

463
00:09:38,856 --> 00:09:39,855
Italian leather.

464
00:09:39,857 --> 00:09:40,856
The fit is perfect.

465
00:09:40,858 --> 00:09:41,857
Therefore, there would be no

466
00:09:41,859 --> 00:09:44,727
room for lead.

467
00:09:44,729 --> 00:09:45,962
All right.

468
00:09:45,964 --> 00:09:47,063
The top four answers are on the

469
00:09:47,065 --> 00:09:48,230
board.

470
00:09:48,232 --> 00:09:49,231
We asked a hundred people on the

471
00:09:49,233 --> 00:09:50,266
street, "Name something people

472
00:09:50,268 --> 00:09:52,068
groom themselves with."

473
00:09:52,070 --> 00:09:53,269
Dennis!

474
00:09:53,271 --> 00:09:54,737
Laser beams, Grant.

475
00:09:54,739 --> 00:09:56,205
La-Laser beams?

476
00:09:56,207 --> 00:09:57,039
Yeah, laser beam.

477
00:09:57,041 --> 00:09:58,040
It's the only way to completely

478
00:09:58,042 --> 00:09:59,141
obliterate the follicle.

479
00:09:59,143 --> 00:10:01,110
Show me laser beam!

480
00:10:02,413 --> 00:10:04,614
Oh, yeah, yeah.

481
00:10:04,616 --> 00:10:06,215
That noise, it's too loud.

482
00:10:06,217 --> 00:10:07,216
Can we, can we just turn it down

483
00:10:07,218 --> 00:10:08,384
a touch?

484
00:10:08,386 --> 00:10:09,385
We cannot, we cannot.

485
00:10:09,387 --> 00:10:10,386
Bobby, you got an answer?

486
00:10:10,388 --> 00:10:11,387
I got an answer.

487
00:10:11,389 --> 00:10:12,388
All right.

488
00:10:12,390 --> 00:10:13,389
Hair brush!

489
00:10:13,391 --> 00:10:14,390
Show me hair brush!

490
00:10:18,930 --> 00:10:19,929
Hair brush, that's so

491
00:10:19,931 --> 00:10:20,930
obvious.

492
00:10:20,932 --> 00:10:21,931
God, that buzzer noise!

493
00:10:21,933 --> 00:10:22,932
Isn't that just irritating

494
00:10:22,934 --> 00:10:23,599
as hell?

495
00:10:23,601 --> 00:10:24,600
Come on, we got to think

496
00:10:24,602 --> 00:10:25,601
of a steal here, okay?

497
00:10:25,603 --> 00:10:26,435
I got one, I got one!

498
00:10:26,436 --> 00:10:27,268
What about, uh, uh, bleaching

499
00:10:27,271 --> 00:10:28,270
cream for your facial hair?

500
00:10:28,272 --> 00:10:29,271
What the hell?

501
00:10:29,273 --> 00:10:30,272
No, no. I-I got it.

502
00:10:30,274 --> 00:10:31,273
Drakkar Noir.

503
00:10:31,275 --> 00:10:32,274
Mm, too specific.

504
00:10:32,276 --> 00:10:33,275
You know what it is?

505
00:10:33,277 --> 00:10:34,276
I think it's a bride.

506
00:10:34,278 --> 00:10:35,277
A bride could be a good answer.

507
00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:37,680
What?

508
00:10:37,682 --> 00:10:38,681
You can't become a groom or

509
00:10:38,683 --> 00:10:39,749
get groomed without a bride.

510
00:10:39,751 --> 00:10:40,750
Oh, no, no...

511
00:10:40,752 --> 00:10:41,751
Right, right. That's not the

512
00:10:41,753 --> 00:10:42,752
kind of grooming they're

513
00:10:42,754 --> 00:10:43,753
talking about.

514
00:10:43,755 --> 00:10:44,420
I don't know.

515
00:10:44,422 --> 00:10:45,421
Charlie could be right.

516
00:10:45,423 --> 00:10:46,422
Uh, yeah, I... I got dragon.

517
00:10:46,424 --> 00:10:47,423
No, he's not, he's not right!

518
00:10:47,425 --> 00:10:48,424
Because nobody else is that

519
00:10:48,426 --> 00:10:49,425
stupid.

520
00:10:49,427 --> 00:10:50,960
Show me pumice stone!

521
00:10:52,330 --> 00:10:53,329
All right, here we go.

522
00:10:53,331 --> 00:10:54,463
Reynolds family for the steal!

523
00:10:54,465 --> 00:10:55,464
No, no, we're not gonna say

524
00:10:55,466 --> 00:10:56,465
that.

525
00:10:56,467 --> 00:10:57,500
The comb, a comb!

526
00:10:57,502 --> 00:11:00,002
I'm gonna go with...

527
00:11:00,004 --> 00:11:01,871
toe knife.

528
00:11:01,873 --> 00:11:03,773
With what now?

529
00:11:03,775 --> 00:11:05,374
With a toe knife 'cause I-I

530
00:11:05,376 --> 00:11:07,677
use a-a sharp blade to dig the

531
00:11:07,679 --> 00:11:10,613
scum out of my toenails.

532
00:11:10,615 --> 00:11:12,815
Once in a while, I cut myself,

533
00:11:12,817 --> 00:11:14,650
but it puses up and in three

534
00:11:14,652 --> 00:11:16,118
days, it's good as new.

535
00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:17,119
Sure.

536
00:11:17,121 --> 00:11:18,320
Toe knife!

537
00:11:18,322 --> 00:11:19,555
Way more information than we

538
00:11:19,557 --> 00:11:21,323
needed, but, uh...

539
00:11:21,325 --> 00:11:23,292
show me toe knife.

540
00:11:24,996 --> 00:11:26,295
Okay, the Barretts win the

541
00:11:26,297 --> 00:11:27,697
board!

542
00:11:27,699 --> 00:11:29,965
There you go! All right!

543
00:11:29,967 --> 00:11:31,000
Okay, let's see-see what that

544
00:11:31,002 --> 00:11:32,234
last answer was.

545
00:11:33,337 --> 00:11:34,336
Bride!

546
00:11:34,338 --> 00:11:35,337
Charlie was right.

547
00:11:35,339 --> 00:11:36,338
I knew it.

548
00:11:36,340 --> 00:11:37,339
Do you, do you groom a

549
00:11:37,341 --> 00:11:38,340
bride, Lisa?

550
00:11:38,342 --> 00:11:39,341
All right, hey, let's get onto

551
00:11:39,343 --> 00:11:40,509
that last round now!

552
00:11:40,511 --> 00:11:41,510
I need some Dee, I need a little

553
00:11:41,512 --> 00:11:43,746
bit of Lester! Come on down!

554
00:11:43,748 --> 00:11:44,747
Okay.

555
00:11:44,749 --> 00:11:45,748
Come on, Dee!

556
00:11:46,751 --> 00:11:48,751
All right.

557
00:11:48,753 --> 00:11:50,720
Okay, here we go— top six

558
00:11:50,722 --> 00:11:52,688
answers are on the board.

559
00:11:52,690 --> 00:11:53,756
Name something that people

560
00:11:53,758 --> 00:11:55,858
are afraid of.

561
00:11:58,763 --> 00:12:00,096
Oh, oopsie-daisy!

562
00:12:00,098 --> 00:12:01,664
Looks like I, I broke it.

563
00:12:01,666 --> 00:12:03,099
You think?

564
00:12:03,101 --> 00:12:04,433
Oops.

565
00:12:04,435 --> 00:12:05,501
Can't believe that's...

566
00:12:05,503 --> 00:12:06,502
Ain't never seen anything like

567
00:12:06,504 --> 00:12:07,503
that in my life.

568
00:12:07,505 --> 00:12:08,504
What do you got, hands made of

569
00:12:08,506 --> 00:12:09,505
anvils?

570
00:12:10,508 --> 00:12:11,507
You want me to answer that or

571
00:12:11,509 --> 00:12:12,541
answer the— this one?

572
00:12:12,543 --> 00:12:14,243
I don't want you to answer

573
00:12:14,245 --> 00:12:15,444
either of them, okay?

574
00:12:15,446 --> 00:12:16,545
Yeah, sorry.

575
00:12:16,547 --> 00:12:17,546
Because I don't know who won

576
00:12:17,548 --> 00:12:18,547
because you broke the machine.

577
00:12:18,549 --> 00:12:19,548
That makes sense.

578
00:12:19,550 --> 00:12:20,549
Right? Okay?

579
00:12:20,551 --> 00:12:21,550
It makes sense, yeah.

580
00:12:21,552 --> 00:12:22,551
Okay, everybody, we're gonna

581
00:12:22,553 --> 00:12:24,420
take a couple seconds.

582
00:12:24,422 --> 00:12:26,088
We'll be right back after this.

583
00:12:26,090 --> 00:12:27,089
Okay.

584
00:12:37,135 --> 00:12:38,234
Ooh, ooh, ooh!

585
00:12:38,236 --> 00:12:39,235
Start thinking of a steal

586
00:12:39,237 --> 00:12:40,236
because if we get this one, we

587
00:12:40,238 --> 00:12:41,237
win the game.

588
00:12:41,239 --> 00:12:42,238
All right, all right.

589
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:43,239
What's the question?

590
00:12:43,241 --> 00:12:44,406
Things people are afraid of.

591
00:12:44,408 --> 00:12:46,075
That's still the question?

592
00:12:46,077 --> 00:12:47,109
Yeah... How do you not know

593
00:12:47,111 --> 00:12:48,244
how the game works by now?

594
00:12:48,246 --> 00:12:49,245
Okay, I'm afraid of game show

595
00:12:49,247 --> 00:12:50,279
rules.

596
00:12:50,281 --> 00:12:51,313
You guys, I know what it is.

597
00:12:51,315 --> 00:12:52,314
Yeah?

598
00:12:52,316 --> 00:12:53,315
It's failure.

599
00:12:53,317 --> 00:12:54,316
That's too pathetic.

600
00:12:54,318 --> 00:12:55,317
Liberal yahoos taking my

601
00:12:55,319 --> 00:12:56,318
guns.

602
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:57,453
That-that is a political

603
00:12:57,455 --> 00:12:58,754
firestorm, Frank. No!

604
00:12:58,756 --> 00:13:00,456
Oh, oh! The Nightman.

605
00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:01,924
All right, guys, these are

606
00:13:01,926 --> 00:13:03,325
terrible answers, all right?

607
00:13:03,327 --> 00:13:04,627
Now, normally I would've said

608
00:13:04,629 --> 00:13:05,995
the crust on a crème brûlée

609
00:13:05,997 --> 00:13:07,263
burning the top of your mouth,

610
00:13:07,265 --> 00:13:08,264
but I'm thinking like a commoner

611
00:13:08,266 --> 00:13:09,498
now and I really do think that

612
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,133
the right answer is probably...

613
00:13:11,135 --> 00:13:12,234
clowns.

614
00:13:12,236 --> 00:13:13,235
That's a good answer.

615
00:13:13,237 --> 00:13:14,236
I know.

616
00:13:14,238 --> 00:13:15,237
I feel like it could

617
00:13:15,239 --> 00:13:16,238
be Nightman.

618
00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,239
No, I feel like it isn't

619
00:13:17,241 --> 00:13:18,240
the Nightman...

620
00:13:18,242 --> 00:13:19,241
He could be right, dude.

621
00:13:19,243 --> 00:13:20,242
I've got a lot...

622
00:13:20,244 --> 00:13:21,243
Show me dogs!

623
00:13:23,247 --> 00:13:25,447
God (bleep)!

624
00:13:25,449 --> 00:13:26,448
Okay, Reynolds, you get a

625
00:13:26,450 --> 00:13:27,516
chance to steal and win the

626
00:13:27,518 --> 00:13:29,151
whole game right here.

627
00:13:29,153 --> 00:13:31,120
Name something that people are

628
00:13:31,122 --> 00:13:32,354
afraid of.

629
00:13:33,357 --> 00:13:34,356
We're gonna go with...

630
00:13:34,358 --> 00:13:35,357
Wait, wait, wait, Frank.

631
00:13:35,359 --> 00:13:36,358
You have to say it in the form

632
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:37,359
of a question.

633
00:13:37,361 --> 00:13:38,360
What is...?

634
00:13:38,362 --> 00:13:39,361
No, you don't, you don't...

635
00:13:39,363 --> 00:13:40,362
you don't have to do that 'cause

636
00:13:40,364 --> 00:13:41,363
it's not Jeopardy.

637
00:13:41,365 --> 00:13:42,364
Ah, it's not Jeopardy.

638
00:13:42,366 --> 00:13:43,365
All right?

639
00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:44,500
Say "show me," Frank.

640
00:13:44,502 --> 00:13:45,835
Don't say "show me," Frank.

641
00:13:45,837 --> 00:13:46,869
Just say the word.

642
00:13:46,871 --> 00:13:48,037
Just say the word.

643
00:13:48,039 --> 00:13:48,971
Show me clowns!

644
00:13:48,973 --> 00:13:49,705
All right.

645
00:13:49,707 --> 00:13:51,941
Show me clowns!

646
00:13:52,977 --> 00:13:53,642
Yeah!

647
00:13:53,644 --> 00:13:54,310
We did it!

648
00:13:54,312 --> 00:13:55,611
We did it!

649
00:13:55,613 --> 00:13:56,612
And the Reynolds win

650
00:13:56,614 --> 00:13:57,613
the game!

651
00:13:57,615 --> 00:13:58,614
The Reynolds win the game!

652
00:13:58,616 --> 00:13:59,715
(chanting): Sha-booyah,

653
00:13:59,717 --> 00:14:01,317
sha-booyah, sha-booyah,

654
00:14:01,319 --> 00:14:02,218
you lose!

655
00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:03,819
Sha-booyah, sha-booyah,

656
00:14:03,821 --> 00:14:05,554
sha-booyah, you lose!

657
00:14:05,556 --> 00:14:07,056
All right, okay.

658
00:14:07,058 --> 00:14:08,457
So, anyway... (chuckles)

659
00:14:08,459 --> 00:14:09,458
let's take a look at the last

660
00:14:09,460 --> 00:14:13,062
one, everybody.

661
00:14:13,064 --> 00:14:14,063
"Nightman."

662
00:14:14,065 --> 00:14:15,331
Don't know what that is.

663
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:16,632
Just don't know what it is.

664
00:14:16,634 --> 00:14:17,633
What is happening?

665
00:14:17,635 --> 00:14:18,901
Pretty strange answers today!

666
00:14:20,171 --> 00:14:20,970
All right, man.

667
00:14:20,972 --> 00:14:21,904
Uh, we're gonna come right back

668
00:14:21,906 --> 00:14:22,905
and play some Fast Money.

669
00:14:22,907 --> 00:14:23,706
We'll see you right after these

670
00:14:23,708 --> 00:14:24,373
messages.

671
00:14:32,884 --> 00:14:34,083
How the hell was "Nightman"

672
00:14:34,085 --> 00:14:34,583
an answer?

673
00:14:34,585 --> 00:14:35,251
Right.

674
00:14:35,252 --> 00:14:35,918
Dude, I think I'm remembering

675
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:36,585
what happened.

676
00:14:36,587 --> 00:14:37,586
I took this survey.

677
00:14:37,588 --> 00:14:38,854
I got interviewed at a mall and

678
00:14:38,856 --> 00:14:39,521
I thought it was, like, a

679
00:14:39,523 --> 00:14:40,356
government thing.

680
00:14:40,358 --> 00:14:41,023
Oh...

681
00:14:41,025 --> 00:14:41,891
Okay, all right.

682
00:14:41,892 --> 00:14:42,758
That makes a lot more sense.

683
00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:43,525
That's actually the only

684
00:14:43,527 --> 00:14:44,426
thing that makes sense.

685
00:14:44,428 --> 00:14:45,094
Right? Okay.

686
00:14:45,096 --> 00:14:45,861
So I should play Fast Money,

687
00:14:45,863 --> 00:14:46,595
because I'm gonna know all the

688
00:14:46,597 --> 00:14:47,346
answers.

689
00:14:47,347 --> 00:14:48,096
No, no, no, you're only gonna

690
00:14:48,099 --> 00:14:48,864
know your answers.

691
00:14:48,866 --> 00:14:49,698
And that's only gonna get us one

692
00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:51,000
point for every question.

693
00:14:51,002 --> 00:14:52,067
We need to get all the top

694
00:14:52,069 --> 00:14:52,902
answers to win Fast Money.

695
00:14:52,904 --> 00:14:53,736
Right, totally, totally.

696
00:14:53,738 --> 00:14:54,570
And then we spin the wheel.

697
00:14:54,572 --> 00:14:55,571
Okay, you're definitely not

698
00:14:55,573 --> 00:14:56,605
gonna play, 'cause you can't

699
00:14:56,607 --> 00:14:57,506
understand a thing that's

700
00:14:57,508 --> 00:14:58,107
happening.

701
00:14:58,109 --> 00:14:58,824
I'll play.

702
00:14:58,825 --> 00:14:59,540
No, you won't play, because

703
00:14:59,543 --> 00:15:00,342
you've been nothing but gross

704
00:15:00,344 --> 00:15:01,377
and foul and polarizing the

705
00:15:01,379 --> 00:15:02,111
entire time.

706
00:15:02,113 --> 00:15:02,912
You're embarrassing me in front

707
00:15:02,914 --> 00:15:03,579
of the whole nation.

708
00:15:03,581 --> 00:15:04,246
Dee...

709
00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:05,014
Mmm.

710
00:15:05,015 --> 00:15:05,781
you and I are gonna play.

711
00:15:05,783 --> 00:15:06,348
Yeah?

712
00:15:06,350 --> 00:15:07,082
Mm-hmm.

713
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:07,815
Can I do my fart keychain?

714
00:15:07,816 --> 00:15:08,548
Absolutely goddamn not.

715
00:15:08,552 --> 00:15:09,351
Okay, now go get something to

716
00:15:09,353 --> 00:15:10,119
eat, you look terrible.

717
00:15:10,121 --> 00:15:10,886
No, no, no, no, no, no.

718
00:15:10,888 --> 00:15:11,720
I'm very hungry, but I'm not

719
00:15:11,722 --> 00:15:12,421
gonna blow it now.

720
00:15:12,423 --> 00:15:13,389
This is my close-up.

721
00:15:13,391 --> 00:15:14,256
(sighs) God, don't be a dumb,

722
00:15:14,258 --> 00:15:15,391
hungry bitch the entire time.

723
00:15:15,393 --> 00:15:16,125
Guys, we're back.

724
00:15:16,127 --> 00:15:16,837
Ooh!

725
00:15:16,838 --> 00:15:17,548
Okay, all right, you're going

726
00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:18,259
first, Dee, you're going first.

727
00:15:18,262 --> 00:15:19,728
Come on, Dee, go, Dee!

728
00:15:19,730 --> 00:15:20,729
Here we go.

729
00:15:23,234 --> 00:15:24,600
All right, we are back with

730
00:15:24,602 --> 00:15:25,901
Fast Money, here with Dee

731
00:15:25,903 --> 00:15:27,403
Reynolds.

732
00:15:27,405 --> 00:15:28,971
But first, there's somebody who

733
00:15:28,973 --> 00:15:31,106
wants to say something to you.

734
00:15:31,108 --> 00:15:32,741
Hey, Reynolds

735
00:15:32,743 --> 00:15:33,742
family!

736
00:15:33,744 --> 00:15:35,277
Win $20,000 and bring home the

737
00:15:35,279 --> 00:15:36,578
money for Paddy's Pub!

738
00:15:37,615 --> 00:15:39,448
Yeah, all right.

739
00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:40,482
I'm done dancing like a monkey.

740
00:15:40,484 --> 00:15:41,550
Give me my five bucks, Charlie.

741
00:15:42,787 --> 00:15:43,652
Ha-ha, wow!

742
00:15:43,654 --> 00:15:44,386
That was a rough video, right

743
00:15:44,388 --> 00:15:45,237
there.

744
00:15:45,238 --> 00:15:46,087
That dude is hard on the eyes.

745
00:15:46,090 --> 00:15:46,789
Yeah.

746
00:15:46,791 --> 00:15:47,890
He's all burned up.

747
00:15:47,892 --> 00:15:49,291
We couldn't get anybody else?

748
00:15:49,293 --> 00:15:50,592
(chuckles) No.

749
00:15:50,594 --> 00:15:52,161
Okay, you ready, Dee?

750
00:15:52,163 --> 00:15:53,729
Oh, you better believe it.

751
00:15:53,731 --> 00:15:54,463
But, uh...

752
00:15:54,465 --> 00:15:55,281
Mm-hmm?

753
00:15:55,282 --> 00:15:56,098
first, hold on a... hold

754
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,299
on a second, there's, um...

755
00:15:57,301 --> 00:15:58,634
Yeah?

756
00:15:58,636 --> 00:15:59,668
There's, uh...

757
00:15:59,670 --> 00:16:00,336
You okay?

758
00:16:00,338 --> 00:16:01,003
Ooh! Yeah.

759
00:16:01,005 --> 00:16:02,004
You all right?

760
00:16:02,006 --> 00:16:03,772
Uh, yes... there's a... just

761
00:16:03,774 --> 00:16:06,241
a quick bit I wanted to, uh...

762
00:16:06,243 --> 00:16:07,242
Oof.

763
00:16:09,513 --> 00:16:10,579
Oh, whoops-a-daisy.

764
00:16:12,950 --> 00:16:13,682
That's about as low-brow as

765
00:16:13,684 --> 00:16:14,416
it gets.

766
00:16:14,417 --> 00:16:15,149
Yeah, Dennis isn't gonna like

767
00:16:15,152 --> 00:16:16,151
that.

768
00:16:16,152 --> 00:16:17,151
It's pretty funny, though.

769
00:16:17,154 --> 00:16:18,988
Okay, new plan.

770
00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:21,824
All right.

771
00:16:21,826 --> 00:16:23,092
So we're back here with, uh,

772
00:16:23,094 --> 00:16:25,094
Fast Money here.

773
00:16:25,096 --> 00:16:27,262
Uh, now we got Frank doing it,

774
00:16:27,264 --> 00:16:28,797
'cause... people just be

775
00:16:28,799 --> 00:16:30,532
faintin' up in here, so, okay,

776
00:16:30,534 --> 00:16:33,135
give me 30 seconds on the clock.

777
00:16:33,137 --> 00:16:34,136
Name something you thought

778
00:16:34,138 --> 00:16:35,337
existed when you were a child.

779
00:16:35,339 --> 00:16:36,338
Santa Claus.

780
00:16:36,340 --> 00:16:37,339
Name something you might find

781
00:16:37,341 --> 00:16:38,474
in a bathtub.

782
00:16:38,476 --> 00:16:39,341
Soap!

783
00:16:39,343 --> 00:16:40,275
Name something people add

784
00:16:40,277 --> 00:16:41,176
sugar to.

785
00:16:41,178 --> 00:16:42,177
Coffee.

786
00:16:42,179 --> 00:16:43,345
A thing you associate with

787
00:16:43,347 --> 00:16:44,480
Charlie Chaplin.

788
00:16:44,482 --> 00:16:45,381
Little mustache.

789
00:16:45,383 --> 00:16:46,482
Name a foreign country whose

790
00:16:46,484 --> 00:16:48,517
films are popular in America.

791
00:16:48,519 --> 00:16:49,518
France.

792
00:16:50,521 --> 00:16:51,487
Damn!

793
00:16:51,489 --> 00:16:53,322
You did it, man...

794
00:16:53,324 --> 00:16:54,656
Oh, oh, that was so good!

795
00:16:54,658 --> 00:16:56,358
That was so good, Frank!

796
00:16:58,562 --> 00:16:59,461
Hey, you ready?

797
00:16:59,463 --> 00:17:00,496
Yeah, I'm ready.

798
00:17:00,498 --> 00:17:01,730
Frank did great.

799
00:17:01,732 --> 00:17:02,731
Frank?

800
00:17:02,733 --> 00:17:03,966
Yeah, uh, Dee passed out.

801
00:17:03,968 --> 00:17:05,167
She... of course she did.

802
00:17:05,169 --> 00:17:06,502
She's so embarrassing.

803
00:17:06,504 --> 00:17:08,237
Right.

804
00:17:08,239 --> 00:17:08,904
All right, here we go,

805
00:17:08,906 --> 00:17:09,571
everybody.

806
00:17:09,573 --> 00:17:10,339
We're gonna bring Dennis out

807
00:17:10,341 --> 00:17:11,373
right now.

808
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:12,474
Here he is, Dennis Reynolds.

809
00:17:12,476 --> 00:17:13,475
Here we go.

810
00:17:13,477 --> 00:17:15,010
Yeah, Dennis.

811
00:17:15,012 --> 00:17:16,912
All right.

812
00:17:16,914 --> 00:17:18,013
Okay.

813
00:17:18,015 --> 00:17:20,682
Now, Dennis... Frank got the

814
00:17:20,684 --> 00:17:22,418
number one answer for every

815
00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:24,053
single question, so you only

816
00:17:24,055 --> 00:17:25,654
need five points to win the

817
00:17:25,656 --> 00:17:26,889
game. Okay?

818
00:17:26,891 --> 00:17:27,589
Okay, I can do it.

819
00:17:27,591 --> 00:17:28,357
Now, Grant, listen, I know I

820
00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:29,191
gave some bad answers before...

821
00:17:29,193 --> 00:17:30,042
Yes.

822
00:17:30,043 --> 00:17:30,892
but I understand the game

823
00:17:30,895 --> 00:17:32,394
perfectly now, and, uh, that

824
00:17:32,396 --> 00:17:33,395
does not represent me.

825
00:17:33,397 --> 00:17:34,096
Okay, I like that.

826
00:17:34,098 --> 00:17:34,830
Okay? So I'm ready to give

827
00:17:34,832 --> 00:17:35,364
good answers.

828
00:17:35,366 --> 00:17:36,031
I like that.

829
00:17:36,033 --> 00:17:36,765
That does represent me.

830
00:17:36,767 --> 00:17:37,533
All right, that sounds good,

831
00:17:37,535 --> 00:17:38,333
that sounds good.

832
00:17:38,335 --> 00:17:39,334
If you repeat any of Frank's

833
00:17:39,336 --> 00:17:40,202
answers, you're gonna hear this

834
00:17:40,204 --> 00:17:40,869
sound...

835
00:17:41,672 --> 00:17:42,704
and then...

836
00:17:42,706 --> 00:17:43,572
Thought we were done with the

837
00:17:43,574 --> 00:17:44,490
buzzer.

838
00:17:44,491 --> 00:17:45,407
Only if you repeat an answer.

839
00:17:45,409 --> 00:17:46,175
Even in this round?

840
00:17:46,177 --> 00:17:47,209
Yes, even in this round. Yep.

841
00:17:47,211 --> 00:17:48,244
Mm-hmm.

842
00:17:48,245 --> 00:17:49,278
If you don't know an answer,

843
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,846
you can say "pass" and we'll

844
00:17:50,848 --> 00:17:51,547
just move on to the next

845
00:17:51,549 --> 00:17:52,214
question.

846
00:17:52,216 --> 00:17:52,881
Okay.

847
00:17:52,883 --> 00:17:53,582
All right, are you ready?

848
00:17:53,584 --> 00:17:54,249
Yes, yes.

849
00:17:54,251 --> 00:17:56,251
30 seconds on the clock.

850
00:17:56,253 --> 00:17:57,753
Name something you thought

851
00:17:57,755 --> 00:17:59,121
existed when you were a child.

852
00:17:59,123 --> 00:17:59,855
Santa Claus.

853
00:18:00,524 --> 00:18:02,091
Oh, God... uh, pass.

854
00:18:02,093 --> 00:18:03,092
Name something you might find

855
00:18:03,094 --> 00:18:04,193
in a bathtub.

856
00:18:04,195 --> 00:18:05,027
S... uh, soap.

857
00:18:05,896 --> 00:18:06,728
Ah! God, I really hate that

858
00:18:06,730 --> 00:18:07,396
buzzer.

859
00:18:07,398 --> 00:18:08,063
Can we not do that?

860
00:18:08,065 --> 00:18:08,897
Clock's ticking, clock's

861
00:18:08,899 --> 00:18:09,565
ticking.

862
00:18:09,567 --> 00:18:10,232
Okay, uh, pass.

863
00:18:10,234 --> 00:18:10,899
Name something people add

864
00:18:10,901 --> 00:18:12,768
sugar to.

865
00:18:12,770 --> 00:18:13,769
God... coffee.

866
00:18:14,572 --> 00:18:15,804
Oh, God...

867
00:18:15,806 --> 00:18:16,538
Nope, we gotta... we need

868
00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:17,323
an answer.

869
00:18:17,324 --> 00:18:18,107
Yeah, no, no, okay, no, then

870
00:18:18,109 --> 00:18:18,941
pass, then pass, 'cause...

871
00:18:18,943 --> 00:18:19,808
A thing you associate with

872
00:18:19,810 --> 00:18:20,776
Charlie Chaplin.

873
00:18:20,778 --> 00:18:21,777
Mmm... pass.

874
00:18:21,779 --> 00:18:23,212
Okay, name a foreign country

875
00:18:23,214 --> 00:18:24,246
whose films are popular in

876
00:18:24,248 --> 00:18:25,247
America.

877
00:18:25,249 --> 00:18:25,881
France.

878
00:18:26,484 --> 00:18:27,483
Oh, God, no, no!

879
00:18:27,485 --> 00:18:28,250
Already said that.

880
00:18:28,252 --> 00:18:28,917
Oh, God, France.

881
00:18:29,587 --> 00:18:30,369
France. France. France.

882
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:31,152
That's still not the answer.

883
00:18:31,155 --> 00:18:32,121
Little mustache.

884
00:18:32,123 --> 00:18:32,821
Soap, soap, France.

885
00:18:33,724 --> 00:18:34,490
Something else!

886
00:18:34,492 --> 00:18:35,824
It won't stop!

887
00:18:35,826 --> 00:18:36,758
He said that already.

888
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:37,593
Don't say "France."

889
00:18:37,595 --> 00:18:38,594
Give up.

890
00:18:39,346 --> 00:18:40,095
All right, I have never seen

891
00:18:40,097 --> 00:18:41,296
a more embarrassing display in

892
00:18:41,298 --> 00:18:42,631
my entire career.

893
00:18:42,633 --> 00:18:44,233
Oh, please don't air this.

894
00:18:44,235 --> 00:18:45,434
Okay? Please don't... don't air

895
00:18:45,436 --> 00:18:46,235
this... you won't air this,

896
00:18:46,237 --> 00:18:47,169
right?

897
00:18:47,171 --> 00:18:47,936
Oh, no, no, we definitely air

898
00:18:47,938 --> 00:18:48,604
it.

899
00:18:48,606 --> 00:18:49,271
We always air it.

900
00:18:49,273 --> 00:18:50,005
No matter what, we air it.

901
00:18:50,006 --> 00:18:50,738
That's how we do it, my friend.

902
00:18:50,741 --> 00:18:51,406
It just went so wrong...

903
00:18:51,408 --> 00:18:52,090
Good night, everybody!

904
00:18:52,091 --> 00:18:52,773
Thanks for joining us here on

905
00:18:52,776 --> 00:18:53,442
Family Fight!

906
00:18:53,444 --> 00:18:54,360
Take care.

907
00:18:58,983 --> 00:19:00,449
Why'd they have to air that

908
00:19:00,451 --> 00:19:01,450
part?

909
00:19:01,452 --> 00:19:02,484
That was the end part.

910
00:19:02,486 --> 00:19:03,652
The best part.

911
00:19:03,654 --> 00:19:04,586
Yeah, they air the whole

912
00:19:04,588 --> 00:19:05,587
show.

913
00:19:13,364 --> 00:19:14,363
This doesn't represent me,

914
00:19:14,365 --> 00:19:15,464
though.

915
00:19:15,466 --> 00:19:17,099
This doesn't represent me.

916
00:19:17,101 --> 00:19:18,467
That's not who I am.

917
00:19:18,469 --> 00:19:20,802
So just don't air it.

918
00:19:20,804 --> 00:19:22,804
It's the buzzer that was...

919
00:19:22,806 --> 00:19:25,507
That just doesn't represent me.

920
00:19:25,509 --> 00:19:27,509
So just don't air it!