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Uh... I feel like
you guys should have,

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like, dressed up
a little bit for this.

3
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No, no, it sends the
wrong image, you know?

4
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Uh, we're not selling a game
for squares,

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we're selling a game for, like,
everyday people like us, man.

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Right, yeah,
that's a good point.

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Oh, Frank,
Frank, Frank.

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You will never guess
what happened. Okay.

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So this guy comes in, right?

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We think he's just
a regular customer.

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We start chatting him up.

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Turns out, he's an
executive at Mattel.

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Yeah, so of course
we start talking

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to him about Chardee MacDennis,

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and he seemed totally into it.

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Yeah, he's coming
by today, man.

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We're gonna
pitch it to him.

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Maybe we could, uh, work in

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some of the ideas
I've been suggesting.

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Those aren't "ideas"
as much as they are...

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random acts
of violence.

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Well, you see, when I was a kid,
games were much more violent.

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I mean, we used to play
"Purple Nurple,"

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"Sock Full of Quarters,"
"Kick the Jew"...

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No, why don't you
try winning one time?

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And then you can start
throwing in new rules.

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How about we just change
the name of the game then?

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"Franken MacChardeeden."

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What?
That's terrible.

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First of all,

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your name isn't "Franken."

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Secondly, Chardee MacDennis
is just a working title.

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Technically, we're still
in arbitration.

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Last we left it,
Dee had filibustered,

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and Charlie had
a motion pending.

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And I will not yield
to the gentleman.

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'Cause you have no honor,
you goddamn bitch.

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You have no honor!

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You see what I'm talking about—
it's a whole thing, Frank.

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Then let's call it "Chardee
MacDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo."

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What?
What are you
talking about?

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What does that have
to do with anything?

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What made you just
think of that?

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It's not a break-dancing
competition.

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There's no
electricity involved.

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(door opens)
Uh-uh-uh-uh.

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Hello, hello.
Hey, there, how's it
going, uh... Andy, was it?

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Yes, exactly.
Ah, Andy, I want
you to meet Frank.

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Frank, uh, meet Andy
from Mattel.

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Hello, hello.

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I got to tell ya—
I'm pretty excited.

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Adult game play is
a fast-rising market,

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and we are always
on the lookout

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for something a little
out of the box.

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Oh, we-we can help
you there, bud.

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That's great. Now, what was
the name of the game again?

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Chardee MacDennis 2:
Electric Boogaloo.

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Okay, Andy, you're gonna like
this video we made for you.

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Fight milk.
(crow caws)

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Crow's egg.

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(echoing):
Chardee MacDennis.

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Chardee MacDennis is all your
favorite games rolled into one:

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Mouse Trap,
Chutes and Ladders, Sorry...

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But it's not exactly
like those things.

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It's also like Boggle,
Wheel of Fortune, Risk.

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Chardee MacDennis!

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What other games
do you like?

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It's like
those other games, too!

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But more better.

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And different enough legally.

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I'm a lawyer.
Shh!

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I'm a lawyer
in this part.

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We're like Moby...

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re-e-e-e-emix!

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(air horn blares)
Ch-Ch-Chardee MacDennis!

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Regular board games
should be called...

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"I'm bored... games."

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I don't get that one.

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I... No, I told you not to...
Stay out of my peripheral...

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Do you want a game that lulls
you into a sense

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of security but surprises you

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with constant rule changes?
Then you want

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the game of games.

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Mac, back up.
Sorry.

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Chardee MacDennis!

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We always win.
And they always lose.

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What are you guys
doing over there?
Oh, shit.

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W-Why'd you put that in?
Yeah, what was that?

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Factually accurate.

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So, Andy,
what did you think?

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I... got to say,

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it's a little
confusing.

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Uh, can't we just
play the game?

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Ooh.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Yeah.

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That wouldn't
be good.

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Yeah, see, we tend to get a
little competitive when we play.

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You know, we're not exactly
a mellow bunch.

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Right.
That'll be fun.
Plus, that's the best way

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for me to understand the game.

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But that's what...
why you would understand...
Yeah, that's why we did that.

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Okay, let me confer
with my associates for a minute.

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Why don't you grab a drink?
It's o-on the house, of course.

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Um, guys, can we talk?
Uh, cool, man.

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I think we can probably, um...

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We can't...
No, no, no... no, no,

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I-I think we can.
Uh, we can do this, guys.

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We just got to be...
just got to make it fun.

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You know what we have to do?
Is we have to not care

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about who wins.
Just for this time.
Yes.

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Who cares?
That'll help.
Nice. That will help.

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We just have to sell the game.
Let's just sell it. Okay.

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We can do it. All right, so,
Frank, you'll be on Andy's team.

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Wait, don't
stick me with him. He-he

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doesn't know the goddamn rules.
Oh, my God.

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I'm gonna get crushed again.

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Shut up. Shut up.
It's not about
winning or losing.

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Exactly. It doesn't
matter. It's fun.
We're not gonna care...

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It's fun.
So we'll just...

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we'll keep our emotions
in check.

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Yeah.
Sure.

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Just be like:
(exhales)

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Exactly.

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Gentlemen,
good luck to you.

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And to yous.
And to
yous all.

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This is nice—
a little role playing.

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Very big
in gaming right now.

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This also celebrates
sportsmanship.

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Yes, indeed. Yeah, well,
you're totally getting it.

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You're catching on.
Oh, by the way, there used to be

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a couple rules about not cursing
and not asking questions

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in certain rounds, but I think
we should do away with that

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for now, because it's your
first time playing and, guys,

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we don't want
anybody blacking out.

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Yeah, no problem.
Right, that's fine.
I think that'll be fine.

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We're flexible.
It's a good idea.

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Okay, are we ready?

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Three, two, one.

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Gentlemen...
suck my dick.

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Hut,

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hut, hut.

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What the hell's going on?

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Oh, uh, this is our
flag-raising ceremony.

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Yeah, we used to do
the Maori war dance,

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but that-that got us
a little too riled up.

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Either way, this is
all about intimidation

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and showing off
your prowess.

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Uh, think of it like

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the Indian-Pakistani
border ceremony

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that they do over there.

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Now, this is Mac
and Charlie's flag,

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which, as you can see,
is fairly badly burned.

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Not only
does the winner get to

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stomp the loser's
game pieces,

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but they also get to
burn their flag up.

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Now, you'll notice
that the Golden Geese flag

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is unsullied.
You'll also notice that

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Mac and Charlie's flag is
just a little weird,

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and that's because
their original name

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was the Thundercats,

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uh... but they were
confused by that.

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Well, 'cause we're not cats.
Yeah.

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We're not cats.
So, then, how could we...

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Mm-hmm. Even though
it's the name they chose.

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So they went with
the Thundermen.

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This brings us
to Frank's flag,

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which is, uh... yeah,
it's just unfortunate.

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It's four Fs.

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I didn't know it was
gonna come off like that.

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Pretty sure you did.

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Okay, Andy, Level 1 is Trivia,
Puzzles and Artistry.

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The first team
to get three points

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moves their game piece
to the next level.

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All right.
Here we go.
All right.

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What Philly celebrity would you
most want to have a drink with?
Oh, shit,

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okay, yeah, you know what—
a lot of the questions

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are opinion-based.
Heads up.
Ah. Okay... I-I see.

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Uh, all right, this is,
uh, let me guess. Um...

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Oh: Dr. J.

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That's not it!
All right,
all right.

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Play it cool,
play it cool.
Okay, okay, sorry.

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Yeah, all right. That is wrong,
though. You wouldn't

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want to have a drink with him.
Dee, chance to steal.

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Bill Cosby.
Yes!
All right.

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Yeah! Point for us.
Shit.

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A lot of the questions
are outdated.

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Yeah, yeah, they are

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a little outdated.

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Okay, our turn,
our turn.

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Um, artistry. And it's
an all-play, guys.

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Oh!
Oh!
All right, now,

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a member of each team
must make this clue out of clay

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while the other member
tries to guess what it is.

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Okay, uh, penis.
What?

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Uh, lip-penis.
What? No, look, look.

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Oh, hard penis.

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A hard clay penis.
Oh...

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Gargoyle inside.
No?

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It's a-a, okay,
a chopped-off head,

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a decapitat...
uh, head in a box!
Head in a...?

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Dee, I'm gonna put
your head in a box

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00:07:34,629 --> 00:07:35,895
if you don't start
getting the answer right.

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Goddamn it!
A heart, it's a heart!

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Uh, it's, uh...

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it's, uh, love!
Love!

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Oh!
He got it!
Was that it?

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Get another
card.
How do you make a heart?

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If the... Love?

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Yeah, because I was making,
uh, Cupid's arrow, dude.

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00:07:48,310 --> 00:07:50,009
Well, why does it have
a big vein running through it?

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Because that's the streak
as it flies through the air.

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00:07:52,247 --> 00:07:54,247
Come... At least I didn't
put a woman's head in a box.

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This is not a woman's head
in a box, you sick freak.

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This is a woman's
head in a freezer.

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And it's supposed to represent
the preservation

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00:08:01,156 --> 00:08:02,822
of love forever
and ever.

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00:08:02,824 --> 00:08:05,158
Whatever, dude. It's our turn,
it's our turn. We go.

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00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,826
No puzzles, no puzzles,
no puzzles, no puzzles,

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00:08:06,828 --> 00:08:08,161
no puzzles, no puzzles...

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00:08:08,163 --> 00:08:10,163
Puzzles.
Oh!

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00:08:10,165 --> 00:08:11,698
Put this bottle
back together.

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Oh, shit.
Oh. Yeah.

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00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:14,200
Oh, that's interesting.

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What bottle?

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00:08:17,172 --> 00:08:19,239
This one.

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00:08:24,779 --> 00:08:27,714
Now just be very,
very careful.
Okay.

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Final touches,
final touches.
Watch that glue string—

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don't pull it apart.
Okay, okay, okay.

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Okay, okay.
All right.
Ready, ready?

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00:08:34,356 --> 00:08:37,190
Okay, okay,
okay... okay.

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Okay, very...
Very careful.
Very, very careful.

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00:08:40,695 --> 00:08:42,395
It held.
It held!

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It held!
I swallowed a little
glass, but it held, man!

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You see, that's what I'm talking
about— you sacrifice,

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00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:48,801
you put the work in...
That's right!

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you earn that card.

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We're catching up to 'em.
Hey... Okay,

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it's our turn, then.

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Dennis and Dee
skip right to Level 2.

239
00:08:55,477 --> 00:08:57,477
Yes, yes!
Aw...
Aw...

240
00:08:57,479 --> 00:08:58,778
Face, face!
(squawks)

241
00:09:04,653 --> 00:09:07,220
Due to some alcohol-related
cheating, we decided

242
00:09:07,222 --> 00:09:08,655
to incorporate IVs

243
00:09:08,657 --> 00:09:10,557
to keep everything
on the up-and-up.

244
00:09:10,559 --> 00:09:12,158
You guys were the ones
that were cheating.
Yeah, yeah.

245
00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,826
Now, I feel like Andy
has to have one of these.

246
00:09:13,828 --> 00:09:15,094
Well, Andy's our guest.
We don't want to be

247
00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,829
poking him with needles.

248
00:09:16,831 --> 00:09:18,765
Unfair, unfair!
Yeah, unfair, unfair, unfair.

249
00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:21,434
Hey, hey, as you can see,
Mac and Charlie

250
00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:24,270
are a little worked up about
never having won the game.
Ever.

251
00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:26,506
I'm a little concerned
about the safety of this.

252
00:09:26,508 --> 00:09:27,907
The... Why... Oh, oh,
If it were beer?

253
00:09:27,909 --> 00:09:29,842
no, no, no, no—
we're mainlining wine.

254
00:09:29,844 --> 00:09:32,078
It's not beer. We switched
Level 2 to wine because

255
00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:34,514
you can't mainline beer because
it's got bubbles in it and shit.
Yeah, yeah.

256
00:09:34,516 --> 00:09:36,349
We tried— it was bad.
I'm not sure it's safe

257
00:09:36,351 --> 00:09:39,185
for people to put those
beverages directly into their...
Time!

258
00:09:49,097 --> 00:09:51,965
Okay, Andy, welcome
to Round 2 (Body):

259
00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:54,534
Physical Challenge,
Pain and Endurance.

260
00:09:54,536 --> 00:09:55,969
Okay, now, we've added
a new challenge

261
00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:57,971
to Level 2— this is,
this is really exciting.

262
00:09:57,973 --> 00:10:00,607
So what you do— you spin the
globe, you point your finger.

263
00:10:00,609 --> 00:10:03,309
Wherever your finger lands,
you have to speak in the accent

264
00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:04,777
of that region for
the rest of the round,

265
00:10:04,779 --> 00:10:06,045
otherwise,
you gotta drink.

266
00:10:06,047 --> 00:10:07,447
That sounds fun.
That's a great idea.

267
00:10:07,449 --> 00:10:08,715
Isn't that good?
Isn't that good?

268
00:10:08,717 --> 00:10:10,149
Let's go.
Uh... ha!

269
00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,618
Russia!

270
00:10:11,620 --> 00:10:13,987
Oh, okay, so I got it.
I guess I...

271
00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:15,989
(Russian accent):
I guess I can do that.

272
00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:17,290
Huh?
(Russian accent): You do Russia.

273
00:10:17,292 --> 00:10:18,458
Hey, look at Andy, look at Andy.

274
00:10:18,460 --> 00:10:19,459
Pretty good,
man, pretty good.

275
00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:22,328
What do you got?
"Brasial."

276
00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,630
No, Brazil.
Mm-hmm.

277
00:10:23,632 --> 00:10:25,565
Wh-What's the accent
of Brazil?

278
00:10:25,567 --> 00:10:27,567
It's a, it's a country in South
America— why don't we say

279
00:10:27,569 --> 00:10:29,636
any Latin American
accent'll do?
Any Latin American? Okay.

280
00:10:29,638 --> 00:10:32,505
(bad Mexican accent):
Okay, homie. Uh...
Orale, homes.

281
00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:36,009
Yeah, I can
do that. Yeah.
Okay, man. Nachos.

282
00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:38,811
Oh, real racist with it, huh?
Yeah, that is extremely
racist— and by the way,

283
00:10:38,813 --> 00:10:41,814
that's more of a Los Angeles
sort of Mexican cholo vibe.

284
00:10:41,816 --> 00:10:44,317
Let's go... let's go see
the Dodgers play the Lakers.
Low rider.

285
00:10:44,319 --> 00:10:46,252
Okay. Uh, Dee, you
want to spin for us?

286
00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:47,754
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jesus Christ.

287
00:10:49,491 --> 00:10:51,991
Oh! Ah, would you
look at that—

288
00:10:51,993 --> 00:10:54,027
Philadelphia.
That shouldn't be on there.

289
00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:56,262
You barely spinned it, homes.
That's bullshit, man.

290
00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:58,765
(Philadelphia accent):
Hallelujah. Looks like
the tide's turned.

291
00:10:58,767 --> 00:11:00,767
Yeah, looks like
we got an advantage

292
00:11:00,769 --> 00:11:03,169
over yous guys, huh, Den?

293
00:11:04,506 --> 00:11:05,838
(with accent):
What is going on?

294
00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:07,507
What the hell is that?

295
00:11:07,509 --> 00:11:09,876
My Philly accent.

296
00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,678
Wow, that's not
even close.

297
00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:14,047
Drink, homes.
Ow! Okay, slower.

298
00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:15,948
All right.

299
00:11:15,950 --> 00:11:19,018
Physical challenge.
And this one's an all-play.

300
00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:20,353
Oh!
Hey!
Okay,

301
00:11:20,355 --> 00:11:21,688
everybody.
This is good. We like...

302
00:11:21,690 --> 00:11:23,289
Hands on a bird body!

303
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:24,557
(groans)
A member from
each team

304
00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,059
must try and
keep their hand

305
00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:28,861
on Dee's bony body for
as long as they can.

306
00:11:28,863 --> 00:11:31,397
(groans)
Dis is shit.
Dis is not good.

307
00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:32,965
I don't understand.

308
00:11:35,203 --> 00:11:38,805
Hang in there, homes.
I can't do it, "mang."
I can't do it.

309
00:11:38,807 --> 00:11:40,039
You barely even put your
hand on there already.

310
00:11:40,041 --> 00:11:41,541
Hang in there, man.
I know, but...

311
00:11:41,543 --> 00:11:43,376
Ah! I can't do it,
I can't do it!
Oh! Ha!

312
00:11:43,378 --> 00:11:45,311
I can't even do it.
Ay, ay, ay!

313
00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:47,313
Mac and Charlie
are out!

314
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:49,315
Hey, why'd you do that?

315
00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:51,084
I couldn't do it!
Ay, ay, ay!

316
00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:53,553
Oh, violation!
That's not L.A. Mexican.

317
00:11:53,555 --> 00:11:55,555
That's, like,
Cartoon Mexican.

318
00:11:55,557 --> 00:11:57,090
We barely even
switched it, homie.
No, I don't know.

319
00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:58,658
I'll have a drink, all right?
You got to drink, too.

320
00:11:58,660 --> 00:12:00,593
Oh...
What is so hard

321
00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,428
about keeping one
hand on this woman?

322
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,764
She's a very pleasant woman.
She's a very, very pretty woman.

323
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:07,767
Ugh. Don't sexualize her, dude.
This is bad enough as it is.

324
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:10,570
Vhat is the matter, Dennis?

325
00:12:10,572 --> 00:12:12,905
Vhy are you zo uncomfortable?

326
00:12:12,907 --> 00:12:14,440
Because the closeness

327
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,843
of your hand to her breast...

328
00:12:16,845 --> 00:12:18,244
Stop.
Yeah, stop.
which is

329
00:12:18,246 --> 00:12:21,180
making you want to have sex
with her?

330
00:12:21,182 --> 00:12:23,449
Don't, don't...
oh, goddamn it! Ugh!
Oh... Oh!

331
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:24,917
(gasps)
Wait, what's...

332
00:12:24,919 --> 00:12:26,419
what's going on?
You stupid idiot.

333
00:12:26,421 --> 00:12:28,421
Oh, my God, you glued
your hand to her!

334
00:12:28,423 --> 00:12:29,856
Cheater! Cheater!
Cheater!

335
00:12:29,858 --> 00:12:32,091
Oh, is that the accent drop?
Yeah, yeah,

336
00:12:32,093 --> 00:12:33,926
all accents are dropped
the minute someone

337
00:12:33,928 --> 00:12:35,194
gets caught cheating.
Yeah, yeah, we
have to be able

338
00:12:35,196 --> 00:12:36,596
to break them in
our native tongue

339
00:12:36,598 --> 00:12:38,264
to allow for
maximum shame.

340
00:12:38,266 --> 00:12:39,532
Shame, shame, shame...
Shame, shame...

341
00:12:43,772 --> 00:12:46,105
So... so no more IVs?

342
00:12:46,107 --> 00:12:48,441
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
That's a Level 2 game.

343
00:12:48,443 --> 00:12:50,443
You don't want
to mainline liquor, buddy.
You don't want to do it.

344
00:12:50,445 --> 00:12:52,044
Still a pretty
stiff drink.

345
00:12:52,046 --> 00:12:53,146
Oh, yeah.
Things get
ratcheted up

346
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,480
in Level 3.

347
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,948
They even get worse
in Level 4.

348
00:12:55,950 --> 00:12:57,617
There is no Level 4.

349
00:12:57,619 --> 00:13:00,820
Yes, there is:
Mind, Body, Spirit, Horror.

350
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:03,055
Stop, Frank. Come on.
There's no Horror level.

351
00:13:03,057 --> 00:13:05,224
Look, Andy, his ideas
don't represent the game.

352
00:13:05,226 --> 00:13:06,626
They don't represent us.

353
00:13:06,628 --> 00:13:08,995
Okay, pick a card now...
Yeah, whoa!

354
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,130
Shits and Ladders.

355
00:13:11,132 --> 00:13:12,398
Oh!
(chuckles)

356
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,300
Sort of a play
on Chutes and Ladders.

357
00:13:14,302 --> 00:13:17,236
Oh, yeah.
Each member must take a laxative
and get on a ladder.

358
00:13:17,238 --> 00:13:20,006
The one who can hold it in
the longest wins.
Love this one.

359
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,141
Also known
as Shoots and Splatters.

360
00:13:22,143 --> 00:13:23,643
Poops and Bladders!

361
00:13:23,645 --> 00:13:25,845
(laughter)
Andy!

362
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:28,481
I'll go get the laxatives.
All right,
All right.

363
00:13:28,483 --> 00:13:30,750
Here you go.

364
00:13:30,752 --> 00:13:32,485
Strongest stuff on the market.

365
00:13:32,487 --> 00:13:35,154
All right.
All right.

366
00:13:36,825 --> 00:13:38,491
Mm. Oh, that's strong.
Ugh!

367
00:13:38,493 --> 00:13:40,326
I don't like it.
Okay, to the ladders!

368
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,663
I'm already feeling
a twinge.
(yawns)

369
00:13:43,665 --> 00:13:45,665
Yeah, I-I feel something.

370
00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:47,667
I don't feel like I
have to poop, though.

371
00:13:47,669 --> 00:13:50,670
I feel weird.
I kind of feel crazy.
Like, what is that?

372
00:13:50,672 --> 00:13:54,507
That isn't a laxative,
is it, Frank?

373
00:13:54,509 --> 00:13:56,175
Nope.

374
00:13:56,177 --> 00:13:59,111
Welcome to Level 4,

375
00:13:59,113 --> 00:14:00,513
(echoing):
Horror.

376
00:14:12,794 --> 00:14:17,196
Oh. What is this?

377
00:14:17,198 --> 00:14:19,699
Wake up, guys.
Wake up.
What's going on?

378
00:14:23,371 --> 00:14:25,037
Hello, gang.

379
00:14:25,039 --> 00:14:28,541
The keys to your cuffs

380
00:14:28,543 --> 00:14:30,243
have been sewn
into your forearm.

381
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:34,213
Beside you are some tweezers

382
00:14:34,215 --> 00:14:38,317
attached to a car battery.

383
00:14:38,319 --> 00:14:42,588
Last team out of the room loses.

384
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,490
Frank, this is insane.
Let us out of here!

385
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:46,158
What are you doing?
Everything has
to be based

386
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:49,262
on an existing board game!
That's the whole thing!

387
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:51,898
Oh, but it is, Dennis.

388
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:54,500
Ever hear of a game called...

389
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:56,636
Operation?
(cackles)

390
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,105
Oh, shit.

391
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,240
He's got a point.

392
00:15:01,242 --> 00:15:02,575
Damn it.
Let's go.

393
00:15:07,348 --> 00:15:09,248
This game is totally insane!
Don't give up
on the game!

394
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,250
The game is fine! (groans)
No, no, no, no.

395
00:15:11,252 --> 00:15:12,852
No, this isn't representative
of us...

396
00:15:12,854 --> 00:15:14,620
Oh, God!
Oh!

397
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,422
Oh, I'm gonna stop!
I'm gonna stop! I'm out!

398
00:15:16,424 --> 00:15:18,424
No, I quit, too. I quit.
I can't do it.

399
00:15:18,426 --> 00:15:20,593
I got it, I got it,
I got it, I got it!
Oh, God!

400
00:15:20,595 --> 00:15:22,428
It's just the bone.
Charlie!

401
00:15:22,430 --> 00:15:25,031
Oh, Jesus
Christ, dude!
Oh!

402
00:15:25,033 --> 00:15:27,600
Oh! I think
you shit your pants, too.

403
00:15:27,602 --> 00:15:29,969
Well, it was probably just
the laxative kicking in, man.
It wasn't

404
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:32,305
a goddamn laxative, Charlie!
You just pooped your pants!

405
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,440
You guys quit! You quit

406
00:15:34,442 --> 00:15:36,108
and we won the game!

407
00:15:36,110 --> 00:15:37,777
(grunts)
Finally.

408
00:15:37,779 --> 00:15:40,646
Finally, I won the game.

409
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:43,616
This is not what I signed up
for, you donkey-brained maniac!

410
00:15:43,618 --> 00:15:45,284
Uncuff me!
Cool it, cool it.

411
00:15:45,286 --> 00:15:47,887
Take it easy. I mean,
it's just a... it's just

412
00:15:47,889 --> 00:15:49,221
a simple mind game.

413
00:15:49,223 --> 00:15:50,990
No one had a
key on 'em.

414
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:54,460
You know, I knew
they'd cave like bitches.

415
00:15:54,462 --> 00:15:55,828
Hold on a second.
Wait a second.

416
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:58,130
Andy, did you just call him
"donkey-brained"?

417
00:15:58,132 --> 00:16:01,133
Yeah. What? It's an expression.
What did you mean by

418
00:16:01,135 --> 00:16:02,835
"not what I signed up for"?

419
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,737
Do you two know
each other?

420
00:16:04,739 --> 00:16:06,305
No!
No...

421
00:16:06,307 --> 00:16:08,307
No. No.
No.

422
00:16:08,309 --> 00:16:10,309
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait— look at this, guys.

423
00:16:10,311 --> 00:16:13,813
"Mattel" is spelled wrong
on his business card.
That says "Matel."

424
00:16:13,815 --> 00:16:15,815
I'm calling this number.

425
00:16:18,319 --> 00:16:22,922
Welcome to the home
of Wolf Cola...

426
00:16:25,493 --> 00:16:27,326
Oh, okay, Frank,
so you clearly

427
00:16:27,328 --> 00:16:29,595
just hired this guy
so that you could win

428
00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:31,263
and put your stamp
on the game!

429
00:16:31,265 --> 00:16:33,499
No, there's no truth
in that at all.
No.

430
00:16:33,501 --> 00:16:35,067
Tell 'em, Andy.

431
00:16:40,008 --> 00:16:41,340
What?

432
00:16:41,342 --> 00:16:44,010
It was all bullshit?
It was just a hoax?

433
00:16:44,012 --> 00:16:46,112
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait,

434
00:16:46,114 --> 00:16:47,947
wait, wait...
Unreal.

435
00:16:47,949 --> 00:16:51,350
So, then, if this isn't about
selling the game anymore...

436
00:16:51,352 --> 00:16:53,419
Well, then it's
about winning.

437
00:16:56,024 --> 00:16:58,190
Okay, here we go.

438
00:16:58,192 --> 00:17:00,393
Public humiliation.

439
00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,927
Are you ready, Charles?

440
00:17:04,132 --> 00:17:06,399
Dude, are you-you
sure you're okay?

441
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:09,235
You might've lost a lot of
blood from digging around in
there with the tweezers.

442
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:11,303
He's around it. Yep.

443
00:17:11,305 --> 00:17:13,539
Here we go.
Okay, then here we go.
You have to withstand

444
00:17:13,541 --> 00:17:16,142
one full minute
of intense berating.

445
00:17:17,979 --> 00:17:19,478
He's ready. "Lights on,"
he said. "Lights on."
Okay.

446
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,547
But it's not gonna be from us.

447
00:17:21,549 --> 00:17:25,484
Nope. Not from us.
It's from her!

448
00:17:25,486 --> 00:17:27,486
Ow! Ow! You're holding
my hair!
Okay, hold on a second.

449
00:17:27,488 --> 00:17:30,756
Ow, let go! Oh, my God,
that hurt so much!
Goddamn it.

450
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,591
Okay, well, you know what, it
was supposed to be a big reveal.

451
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,560
I had a whole thing planned.
What's wrong with you?

452
00:17:34,562 --> 00:17:36,896
You know what, of course you
ruined it— you are the worst.

453
00:17:36,898 --> 00:17:38,397
What? Oh, my God,
what is that smell?

454
00:17:38,399 --> 00:17:41,934
Is that poop? Did you poop
in your pants, Charlie?

455
00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:44,070
Yeah.
Oh, gross.

456
00:17:44,072 --> 00:17:46,906
That's so disgusting.
This is gonna be so easy.

457
00:17:46,908 --> 00:17:48,908
No, dude, don't
listen to them, okay?

458
00:17:48,910 --> 00:17:50,409
(sniffles)
You can do this,
Charlie.

459
00:17:50,411 --> 00:17:52,111
If you can not cry
for just one minute,

460
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,747
just one minute,
we win the goddamn game.

461
00:17:54,749 --> 00:17:55,748
Yeah, man.
You can do this.

462
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,116
Are you ready?
Yeah.

463
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,617
(grunts)
Okay, yeah.

464
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,453
All right.
Okay. Okay.
Here we go.

465
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:02,288
Ready, get set, go.

466
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,523
Charlie Kelly, I have been
waiting for this

467
00:18:04,525 --> 00:18:05,925
for a long time,

468
00:18:05,927 --> 00:18:07,927
you poop-smelling

469
00:18:07,929 --> 00:18:09,929
(distorted):
trash person.

470
00:18:09,931 --> 00:18:11,597
Your face,
it looks like a troll!

471
00:18:11,599 --> 00:18:13,632
You look
like you have troll features!

472
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,468
You stalked me! There's
something wrong with you!

473
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:18,104
Your brain is broken!
I hate you!

474
00:18:18,106 --> 00:18:20,539
I hope you die!
And I hope you go to hell!
Three! Two!

475
00:18:20,541 --> 00:18:22,208
And I hope it burns!
One!

476
00:18:22,210 --> 00:18:24,276
(distorted shouting)
You did it! You did it!

477
00:18:24,278 --> 00:18:25,778
Holy shit!

478
00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:28,380
We won! Thundermen!

479
00:18:28,382 --> 00:18:30,382
Charlie?
Come on, buddy, you can do it.

480
00:18:30,384 --> 00:18:31,650
Come on, wake up,
Charlie, wake up.

481
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,319
I don't know
if he's gonna wake up.

482
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,788
I don't either.
Charlie, come on, buddy.

483
00:18:35,790 --> 00:18:37,623
Charlie, are you okay?
Charlie... Charlie,
open your eyes.

484
00:18:37,625 --> 00:18:41,060
Charlie?
Oh. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. There he is.

485
00:18:41,062 --> 00:18:42,328
Oh, thank God.
Oh, thank God.
We thought we lost you, buddy.

486
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,330
We thought we lost you.
Hey.

487
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:47,299
Oh, my God.
Oh, man. What happened?
God... like, all I remember is,

488
00:18:47,301 --> 00:18:49,635
like, winning the game
and then passing out.

489
00:18:51,472 --> 00:18:53,672
No.
No, no, you cried
like a baby.

490
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:56,142
Yeah, pretty much right when
the waitress started talking,

491
00:18:56,144 --> 00:18:57,843
you cried like a little bitch.
Quite a bit.

492
00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,812
Yeah.
Yeah. You-you
must have been

493
00:18:59,814 --> 00:19:01,981
hallucinating
from all the blood poisoning.

494
00:19:01,983 --> 00:19:04,984
So... did you guys win?

495
00:19:04,986 --> 00:19:06,919
Yeah. Big-time.
We always do.

496
00:19:06,921 --> 00:19:09,688
So did you crush
our game pieces?

497
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,024
No. Oh, my God, Charlie, no.
Charlie, we weren't
even thinking

498
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:13,425
about the game anymore.

499
00:19:13,427 --> 00:19:14,660
No one was.
We were terrified for you.

500
00:19:14,662 --> 00:19:15,828
With you in that condition?

501
00:19:15,830 --> 00:19:17,196
Really? Oh, thank you.

502
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,498
Oh, thank you
so much, guys.
Oh, God.

503
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:23,102
Are you kidding me?
That's, like, really, the
nicest thing you've ever done.

504
00:19:23,104 --> 00:19:25,838
Uh, Dee, can you...
Oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah.

505
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,607
(sighs) Charlie, no,
we wouldn't have done that

506
00:19:28,609 --> 00:19:30,276
with you... with
you in that condition.

507
00:19:30,278 --> 00:19:31,710
Yeah. It-it...
No.

508
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,513
But now that you're
conscious, you know...

509
00:19:34,515 --> 00:19:37,850
Dee, are you, uh,
all set back there?

510
00:19:37,852 --> 00:19:40,352
Yep.

511
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,891
Loser. Yeah!

512
00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:50,563
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah!

513
00:19:52,466 --> 00:19:54,366
Yeah! Yeah!