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Charlie,
can I come in already?

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Well, that depends, Frank.

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Are you done farting?
No.

4
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Well, then you're gonna keep
hanging your ass out the window

5
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till you're
done, all right?

6
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Look, I-I warned you.

7
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You want to put slices of
rum ham on a Grilled Charlie?

8
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That's a stomach bomb.

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It's too much for your system.

10
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Then make me
another one.

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If I'm gonna stick my ass out
the window, I'm gonna eat.

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Unbelievable.
All right, here we go.

13
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I feel like it's gonna be a week

14
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before your system
gets back to normal.

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Y-You can't just
eat whatever you...

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Charlie...!

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Holy shit!

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Are you okay?

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Frank?

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Hey, are you all right?

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(echoing):
Hey! Are you okay?

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(echoing):
Are you all right, man?

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Frank!

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Where are you going?

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But I'm the one that

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came up with the chickens
to contaminate the steaks.

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I was the first one
to say that, right?

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I-I don't think so, no.

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I don't think so.
You t... Are
you serious?

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No, I remember being
on the phone and...
Yeah, being totally serious.

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Dennis, Deandra!

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Yeah.
Uh...
What?

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No, I-I...
I-I feel like
I came up with it.

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It's me!

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What, do you want
a goddamn medal?

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Yeah, get out
of here, Frank.

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We're right in the middle
of something very important.

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I was on the phone;
I came up with it.

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What are you talking about?
That never happened...

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Your mother's dead.

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I thought I was the one that...
Yeah, we know she's dead.

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I think I was the one
that told you to make that call.

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I-I was just kidding.

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Uh, your mother's
not really dead.

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Uh, I dropped that bomb
to soften the blow.

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We're getting divorced.

47
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Wh-What's happening?

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Are you doing
a bit, Frank?

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You're not a funny guy.
It's not funny.

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Don't do bits.
They never play.

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Hey! Hey!

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Oh, shit, man,
are you okay?

53
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And who might you be?

54
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Wh-What?

55
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Uh-oh,
he's finally lost it.

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Should we toss him
in a home?

57
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Yep.
I-I'll get the car.

58
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N-N-No, guys, guys.

59
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Frank fell
out my window.

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We had our, like,
fire escape taken off,

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and, dude, you, like, must
have hit your head real hard.

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(scoffs) Look, you seem
like a really nice kid,

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but my head is fine.

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Oh, my God!
(gasps)
Oh, shit!

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Oh, my God.
That's horrific!

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Oh, I see skull!

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Uh, okay, Frank.

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Um, what day is it?
Wednesday.

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Yes.
Wrong, it's Tuesday.

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Is it?
Actually, no,
it's-it's Wednesday.

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Yeah, he's right.
Did I lose a day?

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Yeah.
Okay, you know
what? I got one.

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Um, what is the capital
of Pennsylvania?
Philadelphia.

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Yes. No.
I don't think
that's right.

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Uh, is it Pittsburgh?

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Uh, at one point,
it was Philly.

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I'm pretty sure.
I don't think
they change it, Charlie.

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All right, let's just,
let's ask something easier.

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Who's the President
of the United States?

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George Bush.

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Nah, I was just kidding.

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The real president of the
United States is Dick Cheney.

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He's pulling
all the strings.

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Ah, shit, Frank,
what year do you think it is?

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2006.

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Oh, man.
Whoa.
Well, okay,

87
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so something clearly
happened to Frank

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when he fell out
of that window.

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I think what happened is
he went through the window,

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and the window seemed to be some
sort of portal to the year 2006.

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He has a concussion.

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It's not 2006.

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It's crazy, but stranger
things have happened.

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No, they haven't.
No, they haven't.
A-A-All right.

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Guys, guys, guys.

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You remember ten years ago
when Frank first came back,

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and he wanted to, like, give
all his money away to charity

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and reconnect
with his kids and shit?

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Right, then he started hanging
out with Mac and Charlie,

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got a taste
of the bar lifestyle

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and decided he'd rather
live in squalor.

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Guys, we have an opportunity
to change history.

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Are you talking about taking all
his money and kicking him out?

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Of course that's what
I'm talking about.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want to do that.

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I-I want to do that.
I'm in. Yeah, yeah.

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We got to come up
with a plan here.

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What if Charlie and I take Frank

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to the strip club, like before,
so he keeps thinking it's 2006?

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We can't repeat the same
mistakes of the past.

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'Cause that might
trigger his memories.

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In fact, keep Charlie
away from Frank.

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I mean, he's drawn to him

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for some inexplicable reason.

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Dee, here's what we'll do.

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You and I will
actually reconnect

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with Frank this time
instead of rejecting him.

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Okay, we just got to figure out
a way to get him

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to write us
a check for that money.

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You know what
we could do is

121
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we could do, like,
a Wyclef Jean thing

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and create
a charity for Haiti

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and then allegedly keep
all the money for ourselves.

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By the time he figures out
what the hell's going on...

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You don't know the song.
You don't know the song.

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I didn't know the song.
There was a good bounce to it.

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All right, well, either
way, let's do that.

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Guigino's.

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Mm-hmm.

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This is a nice place.

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Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.

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Fresh fish daily.

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How do you not have fish?

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Two can play at that game.

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Banging your sister
is perverted.

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We ever been here before?

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No.

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No, no...

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So, so, so...

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Catch me up.

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How's life?

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Uh, life's good, man.

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Things have been,
uh, pretty good.

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I'm still working towards
becoming a veterinarian.

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Of course.
Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah.

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And I'm still working
toward my dreams

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of becoming a
Broadway star.

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Getting close, but just haven't
quite found my traction.

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Right.
That's okay.

151
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You got time.
Yeah.

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Youse are young.

153
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You're what, 25, 26?

154
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Yeah.

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Eh, give it a
few more years.

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I mean, y-you don't want to be
almost 40 working at a bar.

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Right.
Nope.

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No way.

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I know that I've
been a lousy dad,

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but there's only one
person to blame for that:

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your whore mother.

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Mm.
I don't like who
she turned me into.

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The big house,
the big car.

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I'm giving it all away.

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To charity.

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Well, that is
a great idea.

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I thought you'd give me
a lot of shit for that.

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Oh, no.
Man, who do you
think we are?

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Oh, my gosh.
No, we are super
into helping people in need

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and poor people and...
Yeah. Y-Y-Yeah, y-yeah.

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Dennis and I, we
work very closely

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with a charity that,
uh, that offers relief

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for the Haiti disaster.

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There was a
disaster in Haiti?

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(stammering): Oh, oh, had
that not, that had not...

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to d... was it...?

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00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:04,314
Yeah, I-I just got to look a
quick thing up on my phone if...

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Um, s... Dad, uh...

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Whoa, wh-wh-wh-wh-whoa.

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00:06:06,551 --> 00:06:07,550
What's that?

181
00:06:07,552 --> 00:06:09,185
What is that?
My phone?

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00:06:09,187 --> 00:06:10,653
That's a phone?

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I've never seen anything
like it in my life.

184
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That's because...
I invented it.

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You invented that?

186
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Yep.

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00:06:18,230 --> 00:06:19,362
That is genius!

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Isn't it?

189
00:06:21,166 --> 00:06:23,533
Dennis, I always thought you'd
be the one to move out in front.

190
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No, it was her,
but it was her after me,

191
00:06:25,003 --> 00:06:27,003
because, um, she actually
came up with that

192
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after I had already
invented this.

193
00:06:29,174 --> 00:06:31,508
You invented that?

194
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Yeah, I invented this first,
and then she copied me.

195
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Well, you know what
I did? I upgraded it.

196
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I made it better.
Oh.

197
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And I was worried
that you were gonna

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spend the rest of your
lives in that crap bar.

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No, we're killing it.

200
00:06:43,722 --> 00:06:44,888
Well, here's to
your futures.

201
00:06:44,890 --> 00:06:46,723
Hey, all right.

202
00:06:47,859 --> 00:06:50,593
(laughing):
Oh, Dee, you bitch.

203
00:06:55,367 --> 00:06:57,367
This is great,
Charlie.

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00:06:57,369 --> 00:07:00,603
I am going to show you what life
could be like without Frank.

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00:07:00,605 --> 00:07:03,440
Yeah. Except the first time
we came here with Frank,

206
00:07:03,442 --> 00:07:05,241
we brought home two
strippers, so...

207
00:07:05,243 --> 00:07:06,576
Yeah, but he banged
both of them.

208
00:07:06,578 --> 00:07:08,044
Uh, true, yeah.

209
00:07:08,046 --> 00:07:09,245
This time,
you and I are gonna be

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00:07:09,247 --> 00:07:10,713
the ones that bang
the strippers.

211
00:07:10,715 --> 00:07:12,549
Right. Well, why do
you want to bang them?

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00:07:12,551 --> 00:07:14,117
Oh.

213
00:07:14,119 --> 00:07:16,119
'Cause it's 2006, and
you're still into women.

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(chuckles)
Crazy.

215
00:07:17,122 --> 00:07:19,722
Huh?
You're not...

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00:07:19,724 --> 00:07:21,958
You haven't become...
Just drop it,
just drop it, just drop it.

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00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:24,427
Yeah, I-I'll drop it.
Hey!

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Frankie, what's up, man?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What are you doing here?

219
00:07:26,465 --> 00:07:28,064
I thought you were out
with your kids.

220
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You mind if I sit down?
Yeah, absolutely not.

221
00:07:29,734 --> 00:07:31,067
Pop a squat, Frankie!
All right!

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00:07:31,069 --> 00:07:32,101
Goddamn it, I-I...

223
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Oh, my God.

224
00:07:33,939 --> 00:07:35,405
You poor baby.

225
00:07:35,407 --> 00:07:36,773
What happened
to your head?

226
00:07:36,775 --> 00:07:38,241
Ooh.

227
00:07:38,243 --> 00:07:39,609
Eh, it's nothing—
just a little scratch.

228
00:07:39,611 --> 00:07:40,977
No, it looks infected.

229
00:07:40,979 --> 00:07:42,579
It does?

230
00:07:42,581 --> 00:07:44,547
Maybe give you
a lap dance?

231
00:07:49,154 --> 00:07:50,987
Whoa.

232
00:07:50,989 --> 00:07:53,490
Make yourself at home!
Welcome to mi casa.

233
00:07:53,492 --> 00:07:56,259
You got any booze?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah— in
the bed, under the pillow.

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Oh, oh.
Oh, gosh.

235
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I love it;
it's so spacious.

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It's one goddamn room.

237
00:08:00,999 --> 00:08:02,966
You have a steak knife
in your bed.

238
00:08:02,968 --> 00:08:04,801
Oh, well, that's
Frank's, uh...

239
00:08:04,803 --> 00:08:07,670
Um, that is my toe knife.

240
00:08:07,672 --> 00:08:08,771
It's your what?

241
00:08:08,773 --> 00:08:10,607
Uh, that's my
t-toe knife.

242
00:08:10,609 --> 00:08:13,443
For, you know, digging
the scum out of my toes...

243
00:08:13,445 --> 00:08:15,778
It's disgusting, disgusting.
and cutting my nails off.

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00:08:15,780 --> 00:08:17,780
Y-You cut your toenails
with a knife?

245
00:08:17,782 --> 00:08:19,182
Yeah. Well, yeah.
He does.

246
00:08:19,184 --> 00:08:20,183
I mean, it's, uh...
Gross.

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00:08:20,185 --> 00:08:21,684
a cleaner cut, really.

248
00:08:23,655 --> 00:08:25,522
scum out of my toenail.

249
00:08:25,524 --> 00:08:27,290
Oh, botched toe!

250
00:08:27,292 --> 00:08:28,458
Frank, that is disgusting!

251
00:08:28,460 --> 00:08:30,860
Toe knife.

252
00:08:30,862 --> 00:08:32,962
Maybe I ought to try that.

253
00:08:32,964 --> 00:08:35,031
I don't think you should.
Can I talk to you outside

254
00:08:35,033 --> 00:08:36,799
for a second?
Just one second. Thank you.
All right, all right.

255
00:08:36,801 --> 00:08:39,168
Man.
Dude, we have to stop
what's going on in there.

256
00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:41,004
Why? We're about to bang
a couple strippers.

257
00:08:41,006 --> 00:08:42,472
Don't you see?
We're making the same mistakes

258
00:08:42,474 --> 00:08:43,706
that we made
with Frank years ago.

259
00:08:43,708 --> 00:08:45,141
Don't you understand?

260
00:08:45,143 --> 00:08:47,010
He is on a bang path
straight to the waitress.

261
00:08:47,012 --> 00:08:49,479
Oh, shit. All right,
definitely want to avoid that.

262
00:08:49,481 --> 00:08:50,647
All right,
let's pull him.

263
00:08:50,649 --> 00:08:52,115
Okay, yeah.
Let's pull him out.

264
00:08:54,052 --> 00:08:55,051
He locked us out.

265
00:08:55,053 --> 00:08:56,486
He did?
Yes.

266
00:08:56,488 --> 00:08:58,555
So it is 2006.

267
00:09:09,367 --> 00:09:11,367
You know what,
say what you want about Wyclef;

268
00:09:11,369 --> 00:09:13,202
he may have stolen money
from his own people,

269
00:09:13,204 --> 00:09:15,004
but that man can write
a goddamn song.
Oh, nice.

270
00:09:15,006 --> 00:09:16,506
Right?
He's an excellent
songwriter.

271
00:09:16,508 --> 00:09:17,840
And that is an
excellent song.

272
00:09:17,842 --> 00:09:19,342
Mm-hmm.
But, Dee, Dee, look.

273
00:09:19,344 --> 00:09:20,910
I want to talk to you
about something, okay?

274
00:09:20,912 --> 00:09:22,879
We have a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity here.
Yes.

275
00:09:22,881 --> 00:09:24,881
We have a real
second chance.
I know.

276
00:09:24,883 --> 00:09:26,883
S-So I want to talk to
you about our future.
Yes.

277
00:09:26,885 --> 00:09:28,685
Can we get into it?
Yes.

278
00:09:28,687 --> 00:09:29,852
All right, here, sit
down for a second.
Okay.

279
00:09:29,854 --> 00:09:31,387
'Cause in order
to do that,

280
00:09:31,389 --> 00:09:32,855
I think we're gonna
have to get real.
Okay.

281
00:09:32,857 --> 00:09:35,091
And I want to get very
real with you right now.

282
00:09:35,093 --> 00:09:37,026
Yeah, go ahead.
Can I do that? Because I feel
like I'm almost coddling you.

283
00:09:37,028 --> 00:09:39,262
Interesting.
But that's neither
here nor there.

284
00:09:39,264 --> 00:09:41,598
I just want to get real with
you f-for a second, okay?
Yeah, go ahead.

285
00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:42,699
So the acting thing.

286
00:09:42,701 --> 00:09:43,866
Mm-hmm.
It's done.

287
00:09:43,868 --> 00:09:46,035
But it's been done
for a long time.

288
00:09:46,037 --> 00:09:48,037
I mean, you were
too old in 2006.

289
00:09:48,039 --> 00:09:49,572
You're way too old now.

290
00:09:49,574 --> 00:09:52,175
And you're bad at it.

291
00:09:55,046 --> 00:09:56,946
Thank you.

292
00:09:56,948 --> 00:09:58,915
For your honesty.
Yeah, is it...
are you cool?

293
00:09:58,917 --> 00:10:01,384
Oh, so much do I appreciate
you for that.
Thank you.

294
00:10:01,386 --> 00:10:02,752
Okay, good.
That must have
been hard for you.

295
00:10:02,754 --> 00:10:04,053
It was.
To say.

296
00:10:04,055 --> 00:10:06,055
Can I be honest with you?
I-I need you to.

297
00:10:06,057 --> 00:10:07,423
Right?
Right.

298
00:10:07,425 --> 00:10:09,759
Okay, so the
veterinarian thing.
Yeah.

299
00:10:09,761 --> 00:10:12,595
I feel like the only reason
you wanted to be a vet

300
00:10:12,597 --> 00:10:14,297
was to keep the skins.

301
00:10:14,299 --> 00:10:16,399
What?

302
00:10:16,401 --> 00:10:17,900
You want to keep
the skins, don't you?

303
00:10:17,902 --> 00:10:20,903
There's no denying the
skins are fascinating.

304
00:10:20,905 --> 00:10:22,739
It's the most fascinating
part of the animal.

305
00:10:22,741 --> 00:10:24,574
The skin of any animal is
the most fascinating part,

306
00:10:24,576 --> 00:10:26,109
but that's not why
I wanted to become...

307
00:10:26,111 --> 00:10:28,411
Also you're going bald.
I'm going bald?

308
00:10:30,749 --> 00:10:33,750
Where in the hell am I
possibly going bald?
In the back of your head...

309
00:10:33,752 --> 00:10:35,084
There's no evidence of that.
There's quite a bit of ev...

310
00:10:35,086 --> 00:10:36,919
I'll get two mirrors;
I'll show it to you.

311
00:10:36,921 --> 00:10:38,788
Don't get mirrors, because...
You're not gonna find anything.

312
00:10:38,790 --> 00:10:40,256
I see fat spilling
over the back of your pants

313
00:10:40,258 --> 00:10:41,591
on a pretty regular basis.
(stammers)

314
00:10:41,593 --> 00:10:42,759
What the hell are
you talking about?

315
00:10:42,761 --> 00:10:44,427
I'm just trying
to let you know.

316
00:10:44,429 --> 00:10:45,795
And by the way,
there's no reason

317
00:10:45,797 --> 00:10:47,430
why a bald man
who enjoys skins

318
00:10:47,432 --> 00:10:49,098
who has a little bit of
extra something-something

319
00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:50,767
around his belly can't be
a goddamn veterinarian!

320
00:10:50,769 --> 00:10:52,935
Okay, you know what, I can act!
You are a wrinkled bitch!

321
00:10:52,937 --> 00:10:54,470
I'm gonna tell you something,
my characters are good.

322
00:10:54,472 --> 00:10:55,772
Okay, let's stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop.

323
00:10:55,774 --> 00:10:57,974
I-I don't want to do
this with you, okay?

324
00:10:57,976 --> 00:10:59,609
Do you see what's
happening? We're...

325
00:10:59,611 --> 00:11:01,644
We just jumped right back in;
we just leapt right back in.

326
00:11:01,646 --> 00:11:02,979
Into our old routines.
Same old place.

327
00:11:02,981 --> 00:11:04,147
And I-I don't want
to do that, okay?

328
00:11:04,149 --> 00:11:06,282
'Cause... Let's
just focus here.

329
00:11:06,284 --> 00:11:07,784
Here's what
we're gonna do.

330
00:11:07,786 --> 00:11:09,452
We're gonna polish
off this wine.
Yeah.

331
00:11:09,454 --> 00:11:11,020
And then we're gonna open
up a new bottle of vino.

332
00:11:11,022 --> 00:11:12,321
Ooh.
(chuckles)

333
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:14,323
And let's talk about
our real futures.

334
00:11:15,794 --> 00:11:17,794
To new beginnings.

335
00:11:29,307 --> 00:11:31,674
Dennis.

336
00:11:31,676 --> 00:11:33,509
Dennis, wake up.

337
00:11:33,511 --> 00:11:34,510
Aah.

338
00:11:36,514 --> 00:11:39,348
I'm up, I'm up,
I'm up.

339
00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:41,350
Look what we did.

340
00:11:46,191 --> 00:11:47,557
Is that a crack pipe?

341
00:11:47,559 --> 00:11:48,725
Yes.

342
00:11:48,727 --> 00:11:50,159
No, no.
(groaning):
No.

343
00:11:50,161 --> 00:11:52,562
No, no, no.

344
00:11:52,564 --> 00:11:55,398
How'd this happen again?

345
00:11:57,235 --> 00:12:00,236
Well, it looks like we drank
everything in the entire world,

346
00:12:00,238 --> 00:12:03,239
and then we went out
and bought some crack,

347
00:12:03,241 --> 00:12:04,340
and we smoked it.

348
00:12:04,342 --> 00:12:05,742
Yeah, a-a-all right,
that's fine.

349
00:12:05,744 --> 00:12:08,177
No, n-no, we just,
we... we slipped up.

350
00:12:08,179 --> 00:12:09,345
It's-it's not a big deal.

351
00:12:09,347 --> 00:12:10,513
Like, we'll... you know,

352
00:12:10,515 --> 00:12:12,348
we'll... pull
ourselves together,

353
00:12:12,350 --> 00:12:13,716
and we'll, you know,
we'll get back on crack.

354
00:12:13,718 --> 00:12:15,718
I mean, on track.

355
00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:18,087
Unless, um,
you have more crack.

356
00:12:18,089 --> 00:12:19,522
No, Dennis, I don't
have more crack.

357
00:12:19,524 --> 00:12:20,923
No one in the
history of crack

358
00:12:20,925 --> 00:12:22,859
has ever woken up in the
morning with more crack.

359
00:12:22,861 --> 00:12:25,228
(sighs) Okay, but if
I'm being honest with you,

360
00:12:25,230 --> 00:12:27,697
if I'm being very, very real,

361
00:12:27,699 --> 00:12:29,699
I need to be high
on crack cocaine right now.

362
00:12:29,701 --> 00:12:31,400
You know what we can do?
I've got a great idea.

363
00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:32,702
Once we get
Frank's money,

364
00:12:32,704 --> 00:12:33,936
we'll just take
all of that money

365
00:12:33,938 --> 00:12:35,404
and put ourselves in rehab,

366
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:36,372
'cause we're not gonna
stop smoking crack.

367
00:12:36,374 --> 00:12:37,874
It's all
I'm thinking about.

368
00:12:37,876 --> 00:12:39,208
All right, so we just
got to figure out

369
00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:40,243
another way to
get some money.

370
00:12:40,245 --> 00:12:42,812
I have a idea.

371
00:12:45,383 --> 00:12:46,749
Hi.

372
00:12:46,751 --> 00:12:48,584
I'm a recovering
crackhead,

373
00:12:48,586 --> 00:12:51,220
and this is my donkey-brained
sister that I take care of.

374
00:12:52,624 --> 00:12:53,923
I'd like some
welfare, please.

375
00:12:53,925 --> 00:12:55,925
You're a recovering
crack addict,

376
00:12:55,927 --> 00:12:58,895
and your sister has...

377
00:12:58,897 --> 00:13:00,730
the brains of a donkey?

378
00:13:00,732 --> 00:13:02,899
Mmm.

379
00:13:02,901 --> 00:13:04,901
We thought that you might
be a little bit skeptical,

380
00:13:04,903 --> 00:13:05,902
so we brought proof.

381
00:13:05,904 --> 00:13:07,336
Dee?

382
00:13:11,409 --> 00:13:16,245
Well, you clearly replaced the
name Frank with the name Dee,

383
00:13:16,247 --> 00:13:19,982
and you crossed out the word
"not" on this document.

384
00:13:19,984 --> 00:13:22,985
Nevertheless, I do not know
what the hell this document is.

385
00:13:22,987 --> 00:13:25,288
Well, that's... that's an
official State's, uh...

386
00:13:25,290 --> 00:13:26,923
I'm gonna go ahead
and stop you.

387
00:13:26,925 --> 00:13:28,925
None of this
matters to me.

388
00:13:28,927 --> 00:13:30,960
So I don't need
the whole song and dance.

389
00:13:30,962 --> 00:13:34,931
If you want welfare...

390
00:13:34,933 --> 00:13:37,767
you'll just have to fill out
a bunch of this paperwork,

391
00:13:37,769 --> 00:13:40,169
'cause I'm done
with this bullshit.

392
00:13:41,105 --> 00:13:42,338
This is good news.

393
00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:44,006
This is great, isn't it?
Oh, yeah.

394
00:13:44,008 --> 00:13:45,341
I mean, times have
really changed.
They have, I know.

395
00:13:45,343 --> 00:13:47,109
You just fill out
the paperwork now.

396
00:13:47,111 --> 00:13:49,145
You don't have to prove
anything, you know what I mean?

397
00:13:49,147 --> 00:13:51,314
You just get the money now.
Obama just gives you
the money; it's great.

398
00:13:51,316 --> 00:13:53,115
There's a lot of paperwork
to fill out, though.
Yeah, could you write faster?

399
00:13:53,117 --> 00:13:54,283
I need some more crack.

400
00:13:54,285 --> 00:13:55,284
I'm starting
to come down pretty hard.

401
00:13:55,286 --> 00:13:56,619
Okay, listen, Dee,

402
00:13:56,621 --> 00:13:57,687
I'm writing as fast
as I can, okay?

403
00:13:57,689 --> 00:13:59,655
I-I also want crack.
Sorry.

404
00:13:59,657 --> 00:14:01,691
I just don't get why we're
coming here to find a roommate.

405
00:14:01,693 --> 00:14:03,526
You know, what about living
with the waitress, too?

406
00:14:03,528 --> 00:14:04,961
The waitress is not going
to live with you.

407
00:14:04,963 --> 00:14:06,629
This is our only
option, okay?

408
00:14:06,631 --> 00:14:08,631
People in the welfare store
are in a pinch, so are you.

409
00:14:08,633 --> 00:14:09,632
Yeah, that's
a good point.

410
00:14:09,634 --> 00:14:10,800
Uh...

411
00:14:10,802 --> 00:14:11,801
Wait.

412
00:14:11,803 --> 00:14:12,802
Is that Dennis and Dee?

413
00:14:12,804 --> 00:14:14,337
Hi.

414
00:14:14,339 --> 00:14:15,705
Hey, guys.

415
00:14:15,707 --> 00:14:17,306
Wh-What are you
doing here?

416
00:14:17,308 --> 00:14:18,507
Yeah, did you get Frank
to write the check?

417
00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:19,842
Dude, we're well on our way.

418
00:14:19,844 --> 00:14:21,477
(chuckles)
Yeah, but in the meantime,

419
00:14:21,479 --> 00:14:23,012
we came here because we need
some money to buy crack.

420
00:14:23,014 --> 00:14:24,347
You guys
are smoking crack again?

421
00:14:24,349 --> 00:14:25,648
It's not a big deal,
because, uh,

422
00:14:25,650 --> 00:14:27,216
as soon as we get
that check from Frank,

423
00:14:27,218 --> 00:14:28,484
we're just gonna zip right off
to a-a rehab program.

424
00:14:28,486 --> 00:14:29,485
Yeah, we'll get in rehab.

425
00:14:29,487 --> 00:14:30,987
You guys are
back on crack,

426
00:14:30,989 --> 00:14:32,989
Frank brought strippers
back to my place,

427
00:14:32,991 --> 00:14:34,824
we're all bumping into each
other at the welfare store,

428
00:14:34,826 --> 00:14:37,159
and yet I'm the only person
who thinks it's 2006.

429
00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:40,363
Oh...
What?

430
00:14:40,365 --> 00:14:41,864
It's him!
It's him, everyone. Shut up.

431
00:14:41,866 --> 00:14:44,033
Oh, it's Frank. Shut up!
Okay? Shh.

432
00:14:44,035 --> 00:14:45,701
Hey, Frank. Daddy.

433
00:14:45,703 --> 00:14:47,904
Daddy!
Yeah.
Hi, how are you?

434
00:14:47,906 --> 00:14:50,006
What's up?

435
00:14:50,008 --> 00:14:52,742
No shit. No shit!

436
00:14:52,744 --> 00:14:54,343
Yes, we will be there
in just a few minutes.

437
00:14:54,345 --> 00:14:56,345
Okay, bye!
What is it, what do you...

438
00:14:56,347 --> 00:14:57,546
Oh, shit,
great news, guys.

439
00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:58,748
Great news.
No problem with the check.

440
00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:00,016
We just gotta meet
with his money man

441
00:15:00,018 --> 00:15:01,250
and he's just gonna
write it to us.

442
00:15:01,252 --> 00:15:02,852
Big fat check for us.
Oh, my God, yes.

443
00:15:02,854 --> 00:15:04,186
We're going to see money man.
Get rid of that!

444
00:15:04,188 --> 00:15:05,688
All right.
Let's go get some crack!

445
00:15:05,690 --> 00:15:07,189
Yeah.
I mean the check.
We're gonna...

446
00:15:07,191 --> 00:15:08,591
Right, yeah.
Get some crack.

447
00:15:09,861 --> 00:15:11,260
Still need a
roommate, right?

448
00:15:11,262 --> 00:15:12,528
Yeah, what about this guy?

449
00:15:12,530 --> 00:15:13,863
Oh, come on, man.

450
00:15:13,865 --> 00:15:15,531
Don't just do
that, you know?

451
00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:17,633
Knew you were gonna do that.
Anyone else. Look at him.

452
00:15:23,741 --> 00:15:25,541
Mr. Reynolds. Lauren Kerwin.
We spoke earlier.

453
00:15:25,543 --> 00:15:28,277
Hello, toots.

454
00:15:28,279 --> 00:15:29,946
Hello.
(Frank cackles)

455
00:15:29,948 --> 00:15:31,948
Yeah, so where's
Jer-Bear?

456
00:15:31,950 --> 00:15:34,183
Mr. Doran?

457
00:15:35,286 --> 00:15:36,886
Oh, um...

458
00:15:36,888 --> 00:15:38,888
he-he passed away.

459
00:15:43,561 --> 00:15:44,794
He passed...

460
00:15:44,796 --> 00:15:46,228
Jerry!

461
00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:48,564
Jerry, come on in here.
Don't give me that.

462
00:15:48,566 --> 00:15:50,566
Make your secretary
pull that bit on us.

463
00:15:50,568 --> 00:15:52,134
Come on, Jerry.

464
00:15:52,136 --> 00:15:54,904
Um, I'm not his secretary
and he's been dead for years.

465
00:15:54,906 --> 00:15:56,138
Really. So...

466
00:15:56,140 --> 00:15:58,908
Uh... well, anyway,

467
00:15:58,910 --> 00:16:01,744
my kids turned me on
to an idea last night.

468
00:16:01,746 --> 00:16:03,612
Yeah.
All right, look, tell 'em
about your invention.

469
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,815
Well, the charity that...
Huh?

470
00:16:05,817 --> 00:16:08,584
Not the... not the charity.
The phone.

471
00:16:08,586 --> 00:16:10,419
The phone.
They're being modest.

472
00:16:10,421 --> 00:16:11,787
Tell her, show her
about the phone.

473
00:16:11,789 --> 00:16:14,490
Show the broad
the phone.

474
00:16:24,769 --> 00:16:26,635
You goddamn bitch!

475
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,771
You wouldn't know a good idea
if it smacked you in a tit!

476
00:16:28,773 --> 00:16:31,507
She's gonna be gone by 2007,
you mark my words!

477
00:16:31,509 --> 00:16:32,842
She's a stupid...

478
00:16:32,844 --> 00:16:34,276
stupid idiot.
Yes, she's a dumb...

479
00:16:34,278 --> 00:16:35,277
dumb bitch.
A stupid moron.

480
00:16:35,279 --> 00:16:36,645
So, those people
in Haiti.

481
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,114
Now we can help them
with the mon— your money.

482
00:16:38,116 --> 00:16:40,783
No, no... Haiti?
Haiti's a lost cause.

483
00:16:40,785 --> 00:16:42,618
You might as well sink
that goddamn island.

484
00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:44,020
What are you talking about?
(gasps)
No, not a lost cause.

485
00:16:44,022 --> 00:16:46,122
No, you said you wanted
to help poor people.

486
00:16:46,124 --> 00:16:47,790
I am gonna help
the poor people.

487
00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:50,192
I'm gonna help you,
because you are my children

488
00:16:50,194 --> 00:16:51,861
and I gotta think
of your future.

489
00:16:51,863 --> 00:16:53,329
W-What?

490
00:16:53,331 --> 00:16:54,797
This is for you.

491
00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:57,033
(gasps)
There you go.

492
00:16:57,035 --> 00:16:58,968
(both inhale sharply)
Oh!

493
00:16:58,970 --> 00:17:00,703
Oh, that's a lot of zeroes!
Oh, Dee...

494
00:17:00,705 --> 00:17:02,038
Yeah, that's a lot of zeroes.

495
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,372
Yeah. We will.
Oh, Daddy, we're gonna do

496
00:17:03,374 --> 00:17:04,707
such good things
with this money.
Yes.

497
00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:05,975
We're gonna help people,
we're gonna invent.

498
00:17:05,977 --> 00:17:07,977
Let's do it now, though.
Let's move.

499
00:17:07,979 --> 00:17:09,311
Yeah, we'll go deposit it.
Invent, invent,
invent, invent, right.

500
00:17:09,313 --> 00:17:10,813
Okay, very good decision.
Thank you!

501
00:17:10,815 --> 00:17:12,048
Do it right away,
do it right away.

502
00:17:12,050 --> 00:17:13,315
(Dee giggles)
You're a great dad.

503
00:17:13,317 --> 00:17:14,316
Oh, Daddy!
You're a great dad.

504
00:17:14,318 --> 00:17:15,418
You're right.

505
00:17:16,888 --> 00:17:19,388
(echoing):
You are crackheads, children.

506
00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:23,559
I want to thank you,
gentlemen, for your interest

507
00:17:23,561 --> 00:17:25,161
in the roommate
position.

508
00:17:25,163 --> 00:17:26,228
You're both
excellent candidates.

509
00:17:26,230 --> 00:17:27,496
We have Edgar

510
00:17:27,498 --> 00:17:29,398
and Trevor,

511
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,567
who is an aspiring
jazz musician.

512
00:17:31,569 --> 00:17:33,002
That's interesting,

513
00:17:33,004 --> 00:17:35,371
because Charlie is actually
a musician himself.

514
00:17:35,373 --> 00:17:37,740
Mm, don't really care
for jazz, though.

515
00:17:37,742 --> 00:17:39,508
A lot of
unnecessary notes.

516
00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:40,676
(door opens)
Hey!

517
00:17:40,678 --> 00:17:43,012
Got room for one more?

518
00:17:43,014 --> 00:17:44,380
Frank, what are
you doing here?

519
00:17:44,382 --> 00:17:45,681
Charlie, the other night

520
00:17:45,683 --> 00:17:47,083
was the greatest night
of my life.

521
00:17:47,085 --> 00:17:49,552
I used to live like that,
in filth and squalor.

522
00:17:49,554 --> 00:17:50,886
I want to do it again.

523
00:17:50,888 --> 00:17:52,221
Absolutely not.
We are not doing this again.

524
00:17:52,223 --> 00:17:53,389
You know what?
I'm gonna consider it.

525
00:17:53,391 --> 00:17:54,523
Gah...
Frank,
have a seat.

526
00:17:54,525 --> 00:17:55,858
Oh, Charlie.
Yeah, yeah,

527
00:17:55,860 --> 00:17:56,859
have a seat,
all right.
Yeah, yeah.

528
00:17:56,861 --> 00:17:58,060
All right,
let's begin.

529
00:17:58,062 --> 00:18:00,696
Okay, uh, first topic
is cat food.

530
00:18:00,698 --> 00:18:01,931
You want to lead
with that?
Mm-hmm.

531
00:18:01,933 --> 00:18:03,732
Cat food.
Yeah.

532
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,734
Okay.
You find a can of cat
food in the apartment.

533
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,570
What do you
do with it?

534
00:18:07,572 --> 00:18:09,738
I don't do
nothing with it.

535
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:12,041
Don't touch my shit,

536
00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:15,044
I don't touch your shit.

537
00:18:15,046 --> 00:18:16,412
Great.
Okay.

538
00:18:16,414 --> 00:18:17,880
He-he doesn't
touch your shit...
Yeah.

539
00:18:17,882 --> 00:18:19,448
That was very clear.
and then you don't...

540
00:18:19,450 --> 00:18:21,383
So eloquent.
Very clear.
What are you writing?

541
00:18:21,385 --> 00:18:23,052
I filled in half
the can of cat food.

542
00:18:23,054 --> 00:18:24,720
It's sort of a
half-full answer.
Great.

543
00:18:24,722 --> 00:18:27,389
Trevor, your position
on the matter?

544
00:18:27,391 --> 00:18:29,458
I'd ask if the
can is yours,

545
00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:31,093
and, uh, if so,

546
00:18:31,095 --> 00:18:33,095
would you like me
to feed the cat?

547
00:18:33,097 --> 00:18:35,764
Oh...
Oh, see,
now he assumes

548
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,266
that you have a cat.
Right.

549
00:18:37,268 --> 00:18:38,901
Smart.
He doesn't have a cat.

550
00:18:38,903 --> 00:18:40,402
Yeah, so...
Oh.

551
00:18:40,404 --> 00:18:41,637
Yeah.

552
00:18:41,639 --> 00:18:42,905
Kind of a waste
to-to feed a cat

553
00:18:42,907 --> 00:18:44,240
that's not mine.

554
00:18:44,242 --> 00:18:47,276
For me, it depends
on how hungry I was.

555
00:18:47,278 --> 00:18:48,978
Or sleepy.

556
00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:50,312
Oh, very interesting.

557
00:18:50,314 --> 00:18:51,647
Couple points for
Frank right there.

558
00:18:51,649 --> 00:18:53,115
W-Why?
Well, I don't understand.

559
00:18:53,117 --> 00:18:54,817
He gets points for...

560
00:18:54,819 --> 00:18:57,753
Yeah, eating it
and then...
Well, if I was hungry

561
00:18:59,624 --> 00:19:00,923
If I couldn't go to sleep...
You would...

562
00:19:00,925 --> 00:19:02,258
I would eat the cat food
and go to sleep.

563
00:19:02,260 --> 00:19:03,592
'Cause it might
make you go to sleep!

564
00:19:03,594 --> 00:19:04,827
All right.
In what scenario

565
00:19:04,829 --> 00:19:06,262
do you not eat
the cat food?

566
00:19:06,264 --> 00:19:07,930
I would always eat the cat food.
Yeah, no.

567
00:19:07,932 --> 00:19:09,465
Exactly right.
See, now there's a man

568
00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:10,799
who's-who's thinking
on his feet.

569
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,601
Trevor is
a great roommate.

570
00:19:12,603 --> 00:19:14,270
He's a nice guy;
he doesn't have

571
00:19:14,272 --> 00:19:16,138
the experience, though.
Experience? In what?

572
00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:18,107
Well, all these good things.
Let's keep talking.

573
00:19:18,109 --> 00:19:20,609
Hey, I'm sorry,
am I... too late?
Oh.

574
00:19:20,611 --> 00:19:22,111
Wow, hi!

575
00:19:22,113 --> 00:19:23,612
What-what are you
doing here?

576
00:19:23,614 --> 00:19:25,181
I called her, actually.
I left her a message

577
00:19:25,183 --> 00:19:26,815
'cause I thought she might need
a place to live.

578
00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:29,318
The last couple of years
have been pretty rough on me,

579
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,353
and now I'm living
in a women's shelter, so...

580
00:19:31,355 --> 00:19:32,955
Oh...
Yeah, I figured that.
'Cause she's the worst.

581
00:19:32,957 --> 00:19:34,356
Is the apartment
still available or not?

582
00:19:34,358 --> 00:19:35,991
Well, yeah, it's
definitely available.

583
00:19:35,993 --> 00:19:37,359
Great.
Yes!

584
00:19:37,361 --> 00:19:38,627
Oh, I've brokered a deal!

585
00:19:38,629 --> 00:19:40,963
Oh, no, come on, Charlie.

586
00:19:40,965 --> 00:19:42,631
I-I'm sorry, Frank,
but, you know,

587
00:19:42,633 --> 00:19:44,133
I'm not gonna give
up an opportunity

588
00:19:44,135 --> 00:19:45,367
to have the waitress
as a roommate.

589
00:19:45,369 --> 00:19:46,835
A roommate?
N-n-n... no, no.

590
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,470
No, no, you did not say that.
You did not say

591
00:19:48,472 --> 00:19:49,638
he would still
be living here.

592
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,173
That's true,
I did not say that,

593
00:19:51,175 --> 00:19:53,042
because I didn't think
you would come if I did.

594
00:19:53,044 --> 00:19:54,843
Yeah, well, you're goddamn right
I wouldn't have come.

595
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,478
I am not living with Charlie.
Are you kidding?

596
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,547
I would rather live
on the streets.

597
00:19:58,549 --> 00:19:59,648
You'd rather live
on the streets?
Yeah.

598
00:19:59,650 --> 00:20:00,849
What? Ow!

599
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,484
Ow, my God!
What are you doing?

600
00:20:02,486 --> 00:20:03,852
Put me down!
What the hell
are you doing?

601
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,187
Charlie, what
are you doing?
Ow!

602
00:20:05,189 --> 00:20:07,323
I was gonna throw her
out the window

603
00:20:10,661 --> 00:20:12,695
Back in time!
We could start over again!

604
00:20:12,697 --> 00:20:15,231
(arguing continues)
This is really good.

605
00:20:17,568 --> 00:20:20,836
(echoing):
This is ham soaked in rum.

606
00:20:20,838 --> 00:20:21,904
Rum ham, rum ham.

607
00:20:21,906 --> 00:20:22,838
and make me another.

608
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:24,406
Rum ham!

609
00:20:24,408 --> 00:20:25,207
Who wants rum ham?

610
00:20:26,377 --> 00:20:27,276
Charlie...!

611
00:20:29,513 --> 00:20:31,413
You are such a psycho.
The window is a time portal

612
00:20:31,415 --> 00:20:33,182
to 2006.
What is he
talking about?

613
00:20:33,184 --> 00:20:35,184
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

614
00:20:35,186 --> 00:20:37,753
What the hell's everybody doing
in my apartment?

615
00:20:41,525 --> 00:20:42,858
We having a gang bang?

616
00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:44,193
Oh, my God. Get...

617
00:20:44,195 --> 00:20:45,427
Get the hell
out of my way.

618
00:20:45,429 --> 00:20:47,062
Welcome back,
Frankie!

619
00:20:48,366 --> 00:20:49,598
Oh, the farts, man.

620
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,899
That's good.
Oh. Oh, the fart.

621
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,868
Yeah, sorry,

622
00:20:52,870 --> 00:20:54,770
I can't cash this check.

623
00:20:54,772 --> 00:20:56,739
Why? I mean,
I know the number's really,

624
00:20:56,741 --> 00:20:58,407
really big, but the check
is real. Are you sure you...

625
00:20:58,409 --> 00:21:00,109
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's a real check.

626
00:21:00,111 --> 00:21:01,110
No, it's outdated.

627
00:21:01,112 --> 00:21:02,378
No, he just wrote it yesterday.

628
00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:05,214
No, it is clearly
dated 2006.

629
00:21:07,251 --> 00:21:09,051
Goddamn it.
Son of a bitch.

630
00:21:51,095 --> 00:21:52,261
Brown.