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Holy shit!

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Holy shit, that is steep!

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Trust me, this is
the best way to learn.

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See, this is why I don't like

5
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leaving Philly, man.
This is nuts.

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You're gonna be fine, man.

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The mountain is a
majestical place

8
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where you push your limits and
you maximize your potential.

9
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No, the mountain is a place
where you party, man,

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have fun. That's what
it's all about.
Yeah, like those '80s movies.

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Yeah, but we're not in a movie.
I mean, we're gonna get hurt.
We're not gonna get hurt.

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For some reason, the rules are
just different on the mountain.

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The rules for what?
Everything, dude.
You've seen those '80s movies.

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What do I do with my
hands? How do I ski?
Well, you're supposed

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to have poles.
Uh... You know what, hold on
to these guys for balance.

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These are glass.
Yeah.

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And don't
break 'em, bitch.
What is this,

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a double black diamond?
I wish it was a triple black.

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Dudes, let's shred.

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Whoo, yeah!

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Still got it, baby!

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Rip city!

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Wonder how
Charlie's doing.

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(Charlie screaming)
Oh, here he comes.

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Whoa! Whoa!

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Uh...

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Yeah...!

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MAN (over P.A.): Another
beautiful day at Alpine Ridge.

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End of the season
is right around the corner,

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so get those turns in
while you can,

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and don't forget to sign up
for the big race this Sunday,

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which will determine
the best skier on the mountain.

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That was totally insane.
I mean, I can't believe

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you guys can ski like that.
Hmm?

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It's just nuts.
I'm not doing it again, man.

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What are you talking about?
It's so dangerous.

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No. You did a great job, man.
Hey, look, is your body hurt?

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No.
You okay?

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Yeah.
That's 'cause it's
mountain rules, man.

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I don't get that, though.
I just feel like I got lucky.

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Nah. You just need
to learn to use your
edges a little bit more.

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Learn to turn...
Right down
the mountain!

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Après-ski!
Let's get our drink on!

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No, I don't think I'm
gonna be doing that.

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I'm gonna get a sensible meal,
head back to my room,

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log in my times,

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chart my progress,
'cause I'm gonna win.

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Win what?

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At skiing.
Oh, hey.

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What's shakin', brother?

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Oh, what's shakin'?
Well, I'll tell you

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what's shakin'--
these skis, quite literally.

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Now, I need these things waxed
and sharpened by 8:00 a.m.

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I want to make first tracks.

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No problemo.
Anything else?

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You guys need helmets?

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Uh, I'll take a helmet.
While you're back there,

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could you slap a sticker on the
side of mine that says "pussy"?

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Yeah, I feel you, babe,
but those are the rules.

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Whatever, dude. Part of
what makes skiing so fun

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is that your brains could
get bashed in, in any moment.

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Mm-hmm.
Yeah,

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it didn't used
to always be this way.

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This used to be Party Mountain.

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Hot babes, cold brews.
And now I hear some

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corporate stooge wants to turn
this place into a private resort

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for rich CEOs.
They can't do that
to Party Mountain.

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It's not called Party Mountain.
It's called Alpine Ridge.

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There's one of those
yuppie vultures now.

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Don't worry.

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We got this covered.

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Cool.

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Show this fat-cat asshole
what's what!

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Eat this, bitch!

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(laughing)
Oh, shit.

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What'd you do that for?
Oh, sorry, Frank.

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We thought you were
some jerk-off

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who bought the mountain.

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I am the jerk-off
who bought the mountain.

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What?
I'm turning it

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into a members-only resort

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for millionaires to plow
their trophy whores in private.

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Whoa! That sounds
amazing, Frank.

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I'm in. I'm in.
What are you talking about?

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And ruin Party Mountain?

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You know, who cares
about your stupid plans?

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Let's go rage, Dee.
Hang on a second.

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I-I'm, like, so lost.

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So, uh, who do I go with
in this situation?

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Well, that depends, Charlie.
You could go drink cheap beer

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amongst swine and savages,
like you would on any other day,

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or... you could get the most
out of this mountain.

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And you could get
the most out of yourself

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by joining an elite class
of athletes and gentlemen alike.

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Right, Frank?
Yes.

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Huh. That sounds kind of cool.

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Yeah.
All right, you guys go—
why should I go with you?

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Go with them.
Who cares?

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We're here for two days.

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You guys it is!
All right.

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Hey-yo!

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Hey, man.
Remember us from the ski shop?

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Ah, the party guys!

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Hey!
Yeah!

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Come on in.

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Yeah!
Yeah!

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Awesome. Awesome.

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Well... looks like you guys had

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a real shit-kicker
last night, huh?

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Rager!

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Oh, oh, the cans.

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No, no, we're just recycling
to help pay the rent.

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Oh.
Mm.

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That's my roommate,
Turkey.

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We call him Turkey, 'cause his
favorite drink is Wild Turkey.

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Awesome! Yes!
Oh, badass!

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Like your suit, too.

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What are you, coming
from a Gatsby party?

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No, I was in court all day.

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I was trying to win back
custody of my daughter.

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Oh.
Mm.

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(chuckles):
That's a bit of a downer.
Yeah.

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Yeah, pretty much.

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Hey. Hey, Roach. Roach,
come meet some people.

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Who stole my goddamn burrito?

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No, it's there, Roach.
I just moved it to make room

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for my coleslaw. Look.

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Did you mess with it?

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Did you come in it?

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Did you come in my burrito?

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I didn't come
in your burrito!

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I wouldn't do
that to you!

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He's a little
squirrelly

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from the concussions.

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Like I said,
no helmets back in the day.

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Guys, I got to admit,
this is, uh...

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it's not as much of a party vibe
as it is a, uh...

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A pathetic vibe.
Yeah.

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Yeah, I mean,

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come on, this used to be
Party Mountain,

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you know, and...
and Babe Manor,

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that's the capital
of Party Mountain.

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Yeah.
When was the last time
you even had a babe in here?

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Oh, uh... my daughter stopped by
about six weeks ago.

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Served me a court summons.
I say count it.

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No, don't.
Don't count it.
Oh, guys, guys,

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guys, guys, don't you
miss the old days,

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when you were
the kings of this mountain?

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You used to rip sweet powder,
then come home and crush brews.

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I do.

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Let's take back
this mountain!

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Why don't you
guys dig deep

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and show me those
inner party animals.

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Let's crush some brews!

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Let's empty some cans!

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Yeah! Whoo!
Yeah!

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Hey, hey, hey!

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Rent money!
No, no.

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No, no, no, no, no.
Whoa, no, no.

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Drink 'em.
Drink 'em.

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Oh, yeah,
it's been so long, I forgot.

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Let's drink 'em,

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Whoo!
then recycle!

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Yeah!

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Sure. Yeah.
Okay.

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2,000 acres of private powder,

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high-speed lifts,
five-star lodging,

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and a state-of-the-art spa.

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Snow Palace.

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Well, Frank,
it's... marvelous.

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Thank you.
There's only one
thing missing.

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What's that?

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The Dennis Reynolds
Ski Academy.
Could be a...

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a good idea
to get a model of that.

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What are you doing?
Hmm?

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What are you doing,
eating a tree?

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Yeah, I thought
this was made out of candy.

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It's a plastic tree, Charlie.

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It's not made out of candy.

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You said
that this was a candy model.

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I never said
it was a candy model.
I believe I heard

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you mention it was a
model made out of candy.

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Well, let's just
focus on the banquet

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that I'm having tomorrow night

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to entice local investors.

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It'd be a good idea
to get a model of the banquet.

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We could make that candy.

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I'd like to get a
visual on that banquet.

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And we may as well
make it candy.
It should be candy.

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All right, look, forget
about the model, all right?
Let's not talk about the model.

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The only model
that you should know is Tatiana.

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Tatiana, come in here.

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Meet Tatiana.

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She came all the way
from Bulgaria

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to hand-deliver her finest

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caviar.

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Nicely done, Frank.

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She'll be a fitting reward
for me after I win the big race.

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Until then,

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Tatiana,
I want you to clean yourself,

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for I will enter you hard
and deep,

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and it will last for as long
or as short as I please.

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But you will be clean.

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Only when you are clean
will you know my power.

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What the hell is that?

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It sounds like a party.

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Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

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(whooping)
Yeah! Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah!

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This is so great. I can't thank
you enough. I feel alive again.

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And look at all the cans.
We're gonna be rich!
You got to drop it

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00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,100
with the cans, all right?
Nobody cares about the cans.
Really. Yep.

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00:09:03,102 --> 00:09:05,002
Oh, okay, well, what about...

213
00:09:05,004 --> 00:09:06,737
these cans?
Oh! Oh, my God!

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00:09:06,739 --> 00:09:09,072
You can't do that!
You can't do that.

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00:09:09,074 --> 00:09:12,009
Though they don't seem to mind.
They look like
they're really enjoying it.

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00:09:12,011 --> 00:09:13,276
Yeah, mountain rules, baby!

217
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Everybody get your tits out!

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00:09:15,848 --> 00:09:17,948
(cheering)
Hell yes!

219
00:09:17,950 --> 00:09:20,017
He just said,
"Take your tits out,"
Yeah.

220
00:09:20,019 --> 00:09:22,953
and they all just
took their tits out.
Yeah, I'm gonna keep mine in,

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just for now.
(music stops)

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Party's over, burnout.
Whoops.

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Frank Reynolds.

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Wow.

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00:09:33,499 --> 00:09:35,132
It's been...

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00:09:35,134 --> 00:09:37,167
30 years to the day.

227
00:09:37,169 --> 00:09:38,869
How they hanging, Drisko?

228
00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:42,139
Uh, I lost one of 'em.
Prostate thing. You know.

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Yeah, yeah, me, too. It's
still bouncing around in there,

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but it don't do nothing.
I'm gonna stop this.

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You guys know each other?
We skied together.

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This mountain wasn't big enough
for both of us.

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Loser of the big race
was banned for 30 years.

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Looks like old Frank here
let his mouth write a check

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his ass couldn't cash.

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00:10:03,162 --> 00:10:06,163
Well, I just wrote
another check.

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00:10:06,165 --> 00:10:08,999
To buy the mountain.
(crowd groaning)

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00:10:09,001 --> 00:10:11,735
How 'bout we race
for the mountain?

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00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:13,670
Or are you scared
you'll lose?

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00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:18,842
I don't race no more.

241
00:10:18,844 --> 00:10:21,745
I let my son race for me.

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00:10:21,747 --> 00:10:23,413
Oh...!

243
00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,248
Really?

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00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,850
Your son, huh?

245
00:10:26,852 --> 00:10:28,318
Don't think
you can beat me?

246
00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:30,554
Oh, I'll beat you.

247
00:10:30,556 --> 00:10:33,223
You better go enjoy your party
while it lasts.

248
00:10:33,225 --> 00:10:36,093
It's gonna be your last one.

249
00:10:36,095 --> 00:10:38,395
Burnout.

250
00:10:47,539 --> 00:10:49,673
MAN (over P.A.): Last day
to squeeze in some turns

251
00:10:49,675 --> 00:10:52,275
before tomorrow's big race.
On a side note,

252
00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,277
it's good to see Frank Reynolds
back on the hill.

253
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:57,280
We'll see if he can patch things
up with old rival Dave Drisko.

254
00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:59,049
But I wouldn't count on it.

255
00:10:59,051 --> 00:11:01,618
Yo, hey, Dennis, did
you just hear that?
What?

256
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:04,054
The-the P.A. announcement.
What-what was that?

257
00:11:04,056 --> 00:11:06,256
Well, there's a lot of people
on this mountain, Charlie.

258
00:11:06,258 --> 00:11:08,358
Everybody's gotta stay informed.
Yeah, but that guy
was, like, saying

259
00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,026
a bunch of, like, really
personal information about us.

260
00:11:10,028 --> 00:11:12,395
Like, how does he know that?
Right. That's how it works.

261
00:11:12,397 --> 00:11:14,464
Why's he talking about us?
There's, like, hundreds
of people out here.

262
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:16,299
Well, we're the most
important thing that's
happening right now.

263
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,301
What?
Look, I-I think
I got something

264
00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:21,438
that's gonna clear this all up
for you. Meet my race team.

265
00:11:23,909 --> 00:11:25,442
Where'd these
guys come from?

266
00:11:25,444 --> 00:11:27,110
Switzerland?

267
00:11:27,112 --> 00:11:29,479
Yeah, but they came here and
they're racing with us?

268
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:31,381
I don't... I-I don't
understand that at all.

269
00:11:31,383 --> 00:11:33,150
Well, I needed somebody
to be behind me.

270
00:11:33,152 --> 00:11:34,818
I mean, this guy's my...
kind of my captain,

271
00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:36,720
and these guys are my goons,
you know? If I need 'em

272
00:11:36,722 --> 00:11:38,321
to do something for me,
back me up, you know,

273
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:39,956
if I'm getting into some...
And... they just

274
00:11:39,958 --> 00:11:41,424
showed up and they're
racing with you?

275
00:11:41,426 --> 00:11:43,226
Yeah.

276
00:11:43,228 --> 00:11:44,961
All right. No
more questions.

277
00:11:44,963 --> 00:11:47,798
Okay, good. All right.
Uh, yeah, I-I...
Okay. (scoffs)

278
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,733
All right, now,
listen up, guys.

279
00:11:49,735 --> 00:11:51,334
Tomorrow's the big race.

280
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:55,005
And anything less than first
place will not be tolerated.

281
00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:57,474
In fact,
it'll be punished.

282
00:11:57,476 --> 00:12:00,911
But, remember,
I want you to have fun.

283
00:12:00,913 --> 00:12:03,346
But not if it means you're not
gonna get first place.

284
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,315
'Cause I'll-I'll punish you.

285
00:12:05,317 --> 00:12:08,485
All right, now go limber up, and
I'll-I'll meet you at the chair.

286
00:12:08,487 --> 00:12:10,787
Let's go, guys.
March, march, march.

287
00:12:10,789 --> 00:12:13,924
Wow. Uh, I got to
hand it to you,

288
00:12:13,926 --> 00:12:16,026
looks like you got
a pretty good team.

289
00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:18,695
I think so, too.
Yeah, yeah. Uh, look,
I don't... I don't get

290
00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:21,431
anything that's happening.
So, uh, I'm out,

291
00:12:21,433 --> 00:12:23,266
you know what I mean? And maybe
we should drink some beer,

292
00:12:23,268 --> 00:12:24,668
eat some snow, and just...

293
00:12:24,670 --> 00:12:27,170
(bottle shatters)
What the hell, man?

294
00:12:27,172 --> 00:12:28,872
I'm disappointed in you.

295
00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:30,841
I thought you were a champion.

296
00:12:30,843 --> 00:12:33,610
Why?
You showed me
some real stuff out there, guy.

297
00:12:33,612 --> 00:12:35,645
I was falling.
You were falling,
but you were fast.

298
00:12:35,647 --> 00:12:37,681
But I crashed
into some tables.

299
00:12:37,683 --> 00:12:39,716
Crashing and exploding is all
part of the learning curve.

300
00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:41,184
I could turn you
into a champion,

301
00:12:41,186 --> 00:12:43,019
but that's clearly
not what you want.

302
00:12:43,021 --> 00:12:45,789
You want to just be
a burnout and a loser
like those other guys.

303
00:12:45,791 --> 00:12:47,123
Dude, I don't even
understand you, man.

304
00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:48,225
Just, like,
take it easy...

305
00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:49,359
Where are those coming from?

306
00:12:49,361 --> 00:12:51,161
I'm out, dude.

307
00:12:51,163 --> 00:12:53,530
Like, it's crazy to me.

308
00:12:53,532 --> 00:12:55,031
I'm gonna hang out
with Mac and Dee

309
00:12:55,033 --> 00:12:56,900
and see if I can
figure them out, man...

310
00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:59,402
Oh, yeah, yeah. Go hang with
those other two burnout losers.

311
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,137
Yeah, go ahead. You know
what your problem is, buddy?

312
00:13:01,139 --> 00:13:03,373
You got no allegiance.
We're here for two days!

313
00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:05,909
MAN (over P.A.):
Looks like Charlie Kelly's
walking off the mountain

314
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:08,011
and out of the big race,
ladies and gentlemen.

315
00:13:08,013 --> 00:13:09,646
He knows my name!

316
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,249
He knows my name!

317
00:13:13,385 --> 00:13:15,252
Oh, yeah. Here we go.

318
00:13:16,889 --> 00:13:18,355
Take a look.

319
00:13:18,357 --> 00:13:20,557
Oh, wow!

320
00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:22,392
Can you see through the wall?
Yeah. Yeah,
you can see right through.

321
00:13:22,394 --> 00:13:24,928
Okay, I think I'm
getting it. Yeah.
Yeah? Okay.

322
00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:28,865
Hey! I heard your guys' voices.
What are you guys doing in here?
Hey!

323
00:13:28,867 --> 00:13:31,568
We are in the middle of a prank
war with Frank and Dennis.
Yeah.

324
00:13:31,570 --> 00:13:33,270
All right, nice. What's
the prank? What's the prank?

325
00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:34,704
We're drilling a hole
in the women's shower

326
00:13:34,706 --> 00:13:36,907
so we can look at 'em naked.
Yeah.

327
00:13:36,909 --> 00:13:40,377
(laughing)
Why? What-what does that have
to do with Frank and Dennis?

328
00:13:40,379 --> 00:13:42,245
I don't know.
I don't know.
Well, nothing, really.

329
00:13:42,247 --> 00:13:44,848
It's just a warm-up prank
to get the juices flowing.
Yeah!

330
00:13:44,850 --> 00:13:46,850
(chuckling)
Warm-up. We're warming up.

331
00:13:46,852 --> 00:13:48,752
I don't want to be a bummer,
but I kind of

332
00:13:48,754 --> 00:13:51,354
don't get how spying
on naked, unaware women

333
00:13:51,356 --> 00:13:53,690
is a prank at all.
Me, either.

334
00:13:53,692 --> 00:13:55,525
Me, either. Me, either.
Well, the real prank

335
00:13:55,527 --> 00:13:57,594
Mm-hmm.
is when I jam my
dick through that hole

336
00:13:57,596 --> 00:13:59,429
and yell, "Special
delivery!"

337
00:13:59,431 --> 00:14:01,798
Oh, dude, I don't think so.
Oh, no.

338
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,100
You can't do that, man.
You'd get in a lot of trouble
for something like that.

339
00:14:04,102 --> 00:14:05,635
That's, like... Yeah.
Maybe we can just

340
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,804
do something that doesn't
involve naked women.

341
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:10,473
Just... You know, 'cause
that's not fun for me.

342
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,242
How 'bout if I
show you my dick?

343
00:14:12,244 --> 00:14:13,310
Why would I want that?

344
00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:15,078
Oh, okay, okay, it's a prank

345
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,580
if you don't want to see it
but he shows you anyway.

346
00:14:17,582 --> 00:14:20,383
This guy gets it.
It's gonna be hilarious.
I think I get it.

347
00:14:20,385 --> 00:14:22,919
I'm gonna get myself hard,
and I will show you what I mean.

348
00:14:22,921 --> 00:14:24,788
Hold on a sec.
Oh.
Oh.

349
00:14:29,761 --> 00:14:32,762
Oh, you bastard! You know what,
if you guys are already hard,

350
00:14:32,764 --> 00:14:35,832
just go ahead of me and
I'll-I'll just circle back.

351
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,301
Oh, God.

352
00:15:06,298 --> 00:15:08,531
Hello, Charlie.

353
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:11,634
Oh, my God. Uh, I'm so sorry,
I didn't mean to spy.

354
00:15:11,636 --> 00:15:14,137
I was just walking by;
I'm not a Peeping Tom.

355
00:15:14,139 --> 00:15:15,972
Oh, Charlie, I do not mind.

356
00:15:15,974 --> 00:15:17,941
We are on the mountain.

357
00:15:17,943 --> 00:15:19,943
(chuckles): Yeah.
What does that mean?

358
00:15:19,945 --> 00:15:21,511
Everyone keeps saying,
"We're on the mountain,"

359
00:15:21,513 --> 00:15:23,480
but I-I don't get it,
you know what I mean?

360
00:15:23,482 --> 00:15:25,015
Look, where I come
from, you know,

361
00:15:25,017 --> 00:15:26,850
jamming your dick through
a hole in the wall,

362
00:15:26,852 --> 00:15:28,184
that-that's assault,
that's a felony,

363
00:15:28,186 --> 00:15:30,120
and, uh, it's
just plain wrong.

364
00:15:30,122 --> 00:15:31,287
Something bothering you,
Charlie?

365
00:15:31,289 --> 00:15:33,123
You do not like my breasts?

366
00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:36,159
Uh, no, no, your breasts...
your breasts are great.

367
00:15:36,161 --> 00:15:39,029
Do you want to jump in with me
in the hot tub now?

368
00:15:40,332 --> 00:15:43,066
Yeah. You know,
um... Yeah. Yeah.

369
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,001
I'm gonna stop complaining
about the mountain.

370
00:15:45,003 --> 00:15:47,370
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna let
the mountain work for me.

371
00:15:47,372 --> 00:15:48,505
Now we're talking.

372
00:15:48,507 --> 00:15:50,173
(laughing):
My! Here we go.

373
00:16:30,882 --> 00:16:33,183
MAN (over P.A.):
Welcome to the annual big race.

374
00:16:33,185 --> 00:16:35,218
Who will take home
the top prize?

375
00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:37,387
Local free spirit Dave Drisko...

376
00:16:38,857 --> 00:16:40,523
or fierce new competitor
Dennis Reynolds?

377
00:16:41,927 --> 00:16:44,427
The stakes are high
because the loser today

378
00:16:44,429 --> 00:16:46,629
is walking off the mountain
for 30 years.

379
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:49,799
Do you realize how important
this race is, Dennis?

380
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,801
Well, yeah, 'cause he just said
how important it is.

381
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,603
I hope you got
your bags packed.

382
00:16:53,605 --> 00:16:55,105
I'm gonna get
rid of you

383
00:16:55,107 --> 00:16:56,706
once and for all,
Frank Reynolds.

384
00:16:56,708 --> 00:16:58,475
I'm gonna save
Party Mountain

385
00:16:58,477 --> 00:17:00,910
and bring back the glory
of the good old days.

386
00:17:00,912 --> 00:17:02,112
Freeze! Police!

387
00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:06,916
David Drisko,
you're under arrest.

388
00:17:06,918 --> 00:17:08,551
Oh, shit!

389
00:17:08,553 --> 00:17:10,286
They framed Drisko
so he couldn't do

390
00:17:10,288 --> 00:17:11,821
the big race!
Oh, come on!

391
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,656
This man has committed
a litany of sexual assaults.

392
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,758
His semen was recovered
from crime scenes

393
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,560
all over the mountain.

394
00:17:17,562 --> 00:17:18,995
Let's go, pal.

395
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:20,563
Lose the hat.
What?

396
00:17:23,935 --> 00:17:26,102
This guy might not be as
cool as we thought he was.

397
00:17:26,104 --> 00:17:27,737
Even his awesome hair
is bullshit.

398
00:17:27,739 --> 00:17:29,506
You forgot one charge.
What's that?

399
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:31,241
Assaulting an officer!

400
00:17:31,243 --> 00:17:33,643
Never stop partying!

401
00:17:33,645 --> 00:17:34,744
Oh!

402
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:40,150
That'll do.
You know?
If I'm being honest,

403
00:17:40,152 --> 00:17:41,417
he probably deserves it.
Yeah.

404
00:17:41,419 --> 00:17:43,920
Never stop partying, bitches.

405
00:17:43,922 --> 00:17:45,855
Never stop partying!

406
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,524
So...

407
00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:50,426
which one of you losers wants
to win a silver medal?

408
00:17:50,428 --> 00:17:52,362
Ugh. Not me—
I got blasted last night.

409
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:54,330
I'm so sick.
I don't feel
good, either.

410
00:17:54,332 --> 00:17:55,665
I'd also like
to remove myself

411
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,467
from the sexual
predator team.

412
00:17:57,469 --> 00:17:59,102
MAN (over P.A.):
Well, I guess that does it.

413
00:17:59,104 --> 00:18:01,671
The winner by default
of the annual big race is...

414
00:18:01,673 --> 00:18:03,439
Not so fast!

415
00:18:06,778 --> 00:18:08,311
This is good.

416
00:18:08,313 --> 00:18:10,480
So you gonna race for them?

417
00:18:10,482 --> 00:18:12,348
No, Dennis, I'm gonna
race for everyone.

418
00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:14,484
I want to race
for the people.

419
00:18:14,486 --> 00:18:16,719
(whooping, cheering)
You see, last night
Tatiana taught me

420
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,288
all about Communism.

421
00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:20,623
Cold, hard winters,
gross soups.

422
00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:23,326
She also taught me
a lot about sex.

423
00:18:23,328 --> 00:18:24,861
Sweet sex, amazing sex,

424
00:18:24,863 --> 00:18:26,963
a lot of sex,
Jacuzzi sex, Dennis!

425
00:18:30,368 --> 00:18:31,701
It was amazing.

426
00:18:31,703 --> 00:18:33,836
So I get it now—
I like the mountain.

427
00:18:33,838 --> 00:18:35,572
I understand
the rules.

428
00:18:36,541 --> 00:18:38,875
And I'm gonna shred.

429
00:18:38,877 --> 00:18:41,244
Well...

430
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:43,546
this ought to be rich.

431
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,524
(mocking):
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

432
00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:26,522
He's-he's getting destroyed.

433
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:40,737
Oh!

434
00:19:40,739 --> 00:19:42,105
Oh!

435
00:19:42,774 --> 00:19:44,540
My ankles are broken!

436
00:19:45,577 --> 00:19:49,545
My ankles are broken for sure!

437
00:19:49,547 --> 00:19:50,780
His ankles are broken!

438
00:19:50,782 --> 00:19:52,982
He has broken his ankles!

439
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,617
Oh, they're surely broken!

440
00:19:54,619 --> 00:19:55,952
Charlie can still win!

441
00:19:55,954 --> 00:19:57,153
(cheering)
Go, Charlie!

442
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:59,622
Come on, Charlie!

443
00:19:59,624 --> 00:20:01,991
Little faster! Come on!
A little faster, bud.

444
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:04,060
Straighten out!

445
00:20:05,764 --> 00:20:07,297
No! No!
No! No!

446
00:20:09,601 --> 00:20:10,900
Yeah!
Ah, shit!

447
00:20:10,902 --> 00:20:12,168
Okay.

448
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,603
I won!
All right.

449
00:20:13,605 --> 00:20:15,605
The mountain is ours, Frank!

450
00:20:16,941 --> 00:20:19,509
Uh... not exactly.

451
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:20,843
Uh...

452
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:23,012
actually, uh...
the whole Snow Palace thing

453
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:24,914
was, uh, all for show.

454
00:20:24,916 --> 00:20:26,983
(groans)
Huh?

455
00:20:26,985 --> 00:20:29,686
I needed to distract the local
environmentalist groups

456
00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:32,455
while I fracked the mountain.

457
00:20:32,457 --> 00:20:35,191
Wh-Wh... What?
You fracked the mountain?

458
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:37,126
Yeah. Yeah,
the banquet, the race—

459
00:20:37,128 --> 00:20:38,661
it was all set up.

460
00:20:38,663 --> 00:20:40,663
It was just a diversion,
it was...

461
00:20:40,665 --> 00:20:43,966
a distraction, because
I wanted to get into this hill

462
00:20:43,968 --> 00:20:46,669
and suck out
its natural resources.

463
00:20:46,671 --> 00:20:49,305
So all this here was
just one big setup?

464
00:20:49,307 --> 00:20:51,607
Yeah.
I hired the hookers,

465
00:20:51,609 --> 00:20:54,210
so you could rip
their tops off.
That makes sense.

466
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:56,813
Oh...
That makes a
lot of sense.

467
00:20:56,815 --> 00:20:59,182
So what do we do now?
I'm good. You want to...

468
00:20:59,184 --> 00:21:00,850
you want to stick around,
it's okay.
No.

469
00:21:00,852 --> 00:21:02,552
It'd be good to go back to
Philly, right? I mean...

470
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,120
I'm pretty tired.
It was quite a weekend.

471
00:21:04,122 --> 00:21:05,521
Honestly, I don't even
like skiing that much.

472
00:21:05,523 --> 00:21:08,191
(groaning): I-I need to go
see a doctor.

473
00:21:08,193 --> 00:21:09,992
Yeah, I should probably see a
doctor, too, actually, I guess,

474
00:21:09,994 --> 00:21:11,527
if Tatiana
was a hooker.
Oh, yeah.

475
00:21:11,529 --> 00:21:12,995
Oh, God, gross.
Yeah.
That's not good.

476
00:21:12,997 --> 00:21:14,897
Help. (groans)

477
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,966
MAN (over P.A.):
Well, folks, you heard it.

478
00:21:16,968 --> 00:21:19,168
Frank fracked the mountain,
and it looks like

479
00:21:19,170 --> 00:21:21,671
we'll all be out of jobs.
Oh... God!

480
00:21:21,673 --> 00:21:23,873
So, did you even
hire that guy?

481
00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:27,176
You know, Charlie, I have
no idea who that guy is.

482
00:21:27,178 --> 00:21:32,048
Huh. I guess some things really
are different on the mountain.

483
00:21:32,050 --> 00:21:34,050
Yeah.

484
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Brown.