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All right, so there
we were. We're in the brig

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and the whole ship just,
you know, bumps.

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We get thrown against the wall.

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Yeah.
You know,
the-the lights are going off.

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The sirens are blaring.
Whoa, whoa.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

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How did we get in the
brig in the first place?

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What do you mean, Frank?
You were there.

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I'm very cloudy
about the beginning.

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I think I need a recap.

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Recap?
A recap would be good, you know?

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Just to kind of brush up
on everything that happened.

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A recap...
Now, see, I forgot that.

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Honestly might be good
because, you know,

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we want him
to be completely clear

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before the final judgment.

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All right, you know,
Right, yeah.

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The amount of energy
we're using talking

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about whether
or not we should recap,

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we may as well just recap,
so fine, fine.

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So there we were.
We're on a Christian cruise.

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Yeah, we were all thrown
in the brig

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for various sins
that we committed.

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Me, admittedly,
for a little bit of lust.

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Um, and in summation,
we're all good people,

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asking for forgiveness,

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My thing, not a rape.

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Move on; you're losing him.

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Move on; you're losing him.
I just want to be clear.

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Okay, yeah, yeah.
I just wanted to be clear.

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What the hell is that?

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What're those sirens for?

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Oh, my God, oh, my God.

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See, I knew I shouldn't
have come on this cruise.

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I knew it! I mean, it used to be
I would never even leave Philly!

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And then, you know,
you guys drag me into this,

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you drag me into that,
and next thing I know,

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I-I'm stuck in a box
on a sinking ship!

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Hold on, the boat's not sinking.
How do you know that?

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How do you know it's not...?

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Well... Oh.

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There you go. It stopped.

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All right, uh,
I guess that's good.

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I mean, like...
like, if something went wrong,

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they-they'd come down here,
they'd get us, right?

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You know what, guys,
what difference does it make?

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You know?

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Life is just a series of events

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with no meaning or plan,
you know?

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It's like, we live, we die,

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we're gay, we're straight,
we're tops, we're bottoms.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Calm down, everybody.

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We're gonna be
in the Bahamas in an hour.

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Well, you sure? Like, I...
I don't think we're moving.

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We're moving. I can hear
the engine buzzing like crazy.

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No, I think Charlie's right.

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I-I don't think that we're
moving, and-and besides,

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the buzzing would be,
like, an electrical system.

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You know?
The engine sounds more like...

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Yeah, maybe on a speedboat.
This is a big cruise ship.

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It's got like a big,
deep sound; it's like a...

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Yeah, if you're starting
the engine, but, like,

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we would be hearing a steady...

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Gah, gah, gah, gah,
gah, gah, gah, gah...

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No, you
guys are all wrong.

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No, boats are mostly
computerized these days,

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so the engine barely
makes any noise at all.

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I mean, they-they make
a fake noise

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to-to make people feel better,
but it's like... (deep humming)

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But it's fake, it's not...
it's not real, you know?

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It's kind of like how I carry
a little piece of onion

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around with me to elicit tears,
you know,

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in case someone needs me
to feel something

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about what they said or
are doing, you know what I mean?

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Do you have an onion
in your pocket right now?
No.

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No, I'm taking
a vacation from myself.

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W-Was it a vacation
from hearing, okay?

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'Cause if the engine was going,
we would hear a gah, gah, gah,

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gah, gah, gah, gah...
Are you deaf, Charlie?

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I was like...
(imitating motor boat)

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All right, okay, all right!
I mean, that's ridiculous!

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All right, all right, all right!

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Goddamn! Okay, look.

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Let's just, let's all agree

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that it doesn't sound
like a speedboat

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or something
that's off-roading, all right?

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It does make a little
bit of a buzz.

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Yeah?

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But most modern ships
these days, their engines,

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they don't make a lot of noise,

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but they do make
a little bit of noise.

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Can we all just agree on this?

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Yeah.
Fine.
Fine, I can live with that.

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Fine, I can live with it. Fine.

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Okay, all right. (groans)

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How long have we been
talking about this?

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Four hours, six minutes.

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Well, there's some pros
and some cons, guys.

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We've cut our conflict
resolution time in half.

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Four hours, that's good for us.

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That's-that's huge,
that's huge.
Good work.

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Charlie's right,
the ship is probably not moving

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because we definitely would've
been in the Bahamas by now.

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What?

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Yep. Oh.

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Well, that's not good, right?
I mean...

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No. It's not good.

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I mean, f-four hours?

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Well... The-the boat not moving!

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No one comes down
to say anything like,

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"Hey, guys, there's something
wrong with the ship!"

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No, they've forgotten about us!

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And we're gonna die in here!
Oh, my God, I'm freaking out.

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We got to get out
of here. Help!
Whoa, whoa, Charlie, Charlie.

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Calm down, Charlie. Help!

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Help us! Charlie!

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You got to help! Hey! Hey!

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Oi, oi, oi, oi,
oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi!

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Mm, yep, yep, yep. Mm.

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Wow. Yeah?

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Yep. Oi, oi, oi.

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What-what was that, dude?

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You sound like
a soccer hooligan.

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Uh, yeah, that's just something
I've been doing

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with Charlie lately
when he gets a little wound up.

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You know, it seems to work.

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Say yup, yup, yup.
Oh, that's good.

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The most important thing
for us to do now

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is to keep our wits together.

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We got to occupy ourselves.
Mm-hmm.

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Why don't we play a few games?

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No, no! I just wanted to
get away from you guys,

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just for a few days.

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Now we're stuck in a box,

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and you're gonna play
some games now?

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You know what? I'm out.

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What?

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What the hell
do you mean you're out?

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That's not a very good idea.

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You know, when my dad was
in solitary confinement,

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I used to write to him
every day to see how it was.

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He never wrote back, but if
he did, he would've said,

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"Son, you've got to keep
your mind active.

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Also, I love you."

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Uh, are you
sure he wouldn't say,

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"Remind me who you are again"?

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Ho! (laughing)

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That was great! That was Luther!

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My-my-my dad
knows who I am.
Yeah-yeah.

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Hey-hey, do the voice
again, but this time say,

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"I love you, son." Nah.

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Oh. But, no, that's

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a good distraction,
like, um, you know,

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like any kind of impressions
you got, like any kind of...

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You want to hear me do
a couple of impressions?

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That'd be fun. Yeah,
okay, so let's see.

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All right, so let me know
which ones you want to hear.

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I'm sorry, Dee, I thought
you were sitting out.

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Well, I was out, but then
these guys wanted to hear

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some impressions, and since I'm
always wanting to be of service,

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here I am, uh...
They don't want to
hear your impressions.

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They want to hear
my impressions.
No.

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Your impressions are terrible.

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Are you out of your mind? No.

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My impressions are fantastic.

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Give me somebody. Anybody.

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Do Obama.

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Obama? Well, I can't do that.

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Why not?
Yeah.
Why can't you do Obama?

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'Cause he's a black man
and I'm a white woman.

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Can you give me a white woman?

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You think I can't
do a black woman?

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(laughs): I mean...

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No.

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I... okay, give me, name one.

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C.C.H. Pounder.

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Who's that? C.C.H. Poun...

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Yeah. The actress
from The Shield.

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Love that show. Okay, yeah.

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No, I can do that. Yeah.

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Let's see.

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(imitating C.C.H.
Goddamn it, Dutch!

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What other errands do you
have us running for the D.A.?

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Wow! Holy shit!

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That was great!

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That was spot-on!

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Thanks, man. "Spot-on"?

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You don't even know
who she is, Frank.

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I just assumed
she's a no-nonsense

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black broad from the precinct.

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That's exactly who she is.
That's exactly who she is.

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Fine, fine, fine.
I'll do Obama, okay?

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Okay.

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Okay, what do you got?

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Hey, yo, what up, son?

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What's up wit'
Congress bein' all

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up in my ass and shit, brother?

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Oh! Oh!

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Oh, my God, Dee.
That is bad!

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What are you doing?

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That was so racist.

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Are you kidding me?
Very racist!

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Deandra, he is the president
of the United States.

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That's our president.
Well, hold on a second.

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Why was that racist,
but what he did was fine?

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Because that's not what Obama
sounds like, Dee. That's why.

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Uh... okay, well, you know,
I-I'm just warming up.

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Let me, let me try again. Um...

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Hey, yo,
where my senators at, dawg?

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Oh! Oh!

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Oi, oi, oi, oi!

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Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi!

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Welcome to my first ever
dinner party.

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I'm gonna have lots
of these types of functions

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in the future, you know,
with my new lifestyle.
(chuckles)

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Wow, you're really just diving
right into that, huh?

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Just, stereotypes and all.

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Guys, we are gonna have
an imaginary meal.
Mmm.

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I read about this. Yes.

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If you truly believe it,
then it will make you full.
That's true.

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Okay.
Can I have a broad
with me with big tits?

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No, because that's
gonna force us

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to imagine things
that we don't want to imagine.

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Ah, good point.
So get rid of my dog?

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Yeah, no dogs.

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Go! Go! Hey, get out of here!

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Don't kick it.
Get, get, get!
Kick it in the skull.

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We do not allow dogs
in our house, right, Dennis?

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Don't kick the dog.

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Wh...? Our house?
Wh-Why's it our house?

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Okay, let's get started.

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Let me... let me set
the scene: the food.

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The menu. Okay, all right.
Ooh, yeah, start with the...

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Yeah, yeah,
let's get to it.
Okay, all right, here we go.

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Paint a nice picture for us,
all right? I'm starving, man.

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All right, now
you're gonna start

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with, like, a big
hunk of chicken.

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You know, like, boiled and
skinless, or-or whatever.

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Huh. Ugh. Okay.

240
00:08:11,442 --> 00:08:14,276
And then, um, you're gonna want
brown with the white, right?

241
00:08:14,278 --> 00:08:17,513
So, like, maybe, like, um,
some, like, brown rice.

242
00:08:17,515 --> 00:08:18,881
No... no butter

243
00:08:18,883 --> 00:08:20,549
or-or seasoning or...

244
00:08:20,551 --> 00:08:21,550
Really?

245
00:08:21,552 --> 00:08:23,285
I want mashed potatoes.

246
00:08:23,287 --> 00:08:24,686
No, no mashed potatoes;
that's just empty carbs.

247
00:08:24,688 --> 00:08:26,121
Why can't we just imagine
whatever we want?

248
00:08:26,123 --> 00:08:27,523
Because this is my dinner party.

249
00:08:27,525 --> 00:08:29,324
Well, then take us there! Yeah!

250
00:08:29,326 --> 00:08:30,659
All right! All right, okay.

251
00:08:30,661 --> 00:08:31,660
Everybody's got
something to drink.

252
00:08:31,662 --> 00:08:32,661
Is it a milkshake?

253
00:08:32,663 --> 00:08:33,662
No!

254
00:08:33,664 --> 00:08:35,130
No, not milkshakes.

255
00:08:35,132 --> 00:08:36,632
Gatorade.

256
00:08:36,634 --> 00:08:37,866
And it's gonna be

257
00:08:37,868 --> 00:08:39,501
my favorite flavor: blue.

258
00:08:39,503 --> 00:08:41,503
"Blue" is not a flavor.

259
00:08:41,505 --> 00:08:43,405
How am I gonna taste blue?

260
00:08:43,407 --> 00:08:45,674
Well, just imagine
what blue tastes like.

261
00:08:45,676 --> 00:08:47,009
It does... It just
tastes like blue.

262
00:08:47,011 --> 00:08:48,243
Let's just dig in.
Yeah, can we eat?

263
00:08:48,245 --> 00:08:49,244
Yeah, can we eat?

264
00:08:49,246 --> 00:08:50,245
All right. Yes.

265
00:08:51,916 --> 00:08:54,416
All right.

266
00:08:54,418 --> 00:08:57,252
Mine's kind of tough.

267
00:08:57,254 --> 00:08:58,487
D-Did you overcook this?

268
00:08:58,489 --> 00:09:00,088
No, I didn't cook it at all.

269
00:09:00,090 --> 00:09:01,590
Y-You... (spits)

270
00:09:01,592 --> 00:09:03,592
Spit it out! It's raw!
You're gonna get sick!

271
00:09:03,594 --> 00:09:05,227
Spit it out, man,
spit it out!
No, no, don't spit it out!

272
00:09:05,229 --> 00:09:07,429
What are you guys doing?
You don't need to spit it out.

273
00:09:07,431 --> 00:09:08,931
For the love of God.

274
00:09:08,933 --> 00:09:10,232
Look, just imagine
that it tastes good, okay?

275
00:09:10,234 --> 00:09:11,700
Look at Dennis, see?

276
00:09:11,702 --> 00:09:14,102
Oh, I'm not...
I'm not imagining your meal.

277
00:09:14,104 --> 00:09:17,105
No, I'm imagining
a lovely coq au vin.

278
00:09:17,107 --> 00:09:19,408
Braised with lardons
and mushrooms.

279
00:09:19,410 --> 00:09:20,909
I want that! Yeah.

280
00:09:20,911 --> 00:09:22,511
Well, then have it...
It's right in front of you.

281
00:09:22,513 --> 00:09:23,779
As is your buxom date, Frank.

282
00:09:23,781 --> 00:09:25,213
Ah, come here, baby.

283
00:09:25,215 --> 00:09:26,582
Oh, hey!

284
00:09:26,584 --> 00:09:28,717
She got her foot
in my raw chicken!

285
00:09:28,719 --> 00:09:30,686
Get your hooker's foot
out of my chicken, man!
No, no, no, no.

286
00:09:30,688 --> 00:09:32,387
No dates, no coq au vin,
no hookers.
Get it out of my chicken!

287
00:09:32,389 --> 00:09:34,089
Stop ruining this!
I'm not ruining it.

288
00:09:35,759 --> 00:09:37,392
What the hell is that?

289
00:09:37,394 --> 00:09:38,794
Oh, this? It's the sound

290
00:09:38,796 --> 00:09:40,228
of my blender
cranking milkshakes.

291
00:09:40,230 --> 00:09:42,631
Anybody want one?
(resumes buzzing)

292
00:09:44,802 --> 00:09:47,069
I'll take one.
That is not what
blenders sound like, Dee.

293
00:09:47,071 --> 00:09:48,704
No! Don't leave my table! Crash!

294
00:09:48,706 --> 00:09:50,138
Hey! What are you doing?

295
00:09:50,140 --> 00:09:52,874
I'm flipping the table!
Smash! Crash!
Oh!

296
00:09:52,876 --> 00:09:55,143
Now I'm breaking a plate!
Boom! Smash!
Oh, man.

297
00:09:55,145 --> 00:09:56,912
What the hell, dude?

298
00:09:56,914 --> 00:09:58,280
Oh, that was really
uncalled for.
That's nice.

299
00:09:58,282 --> 00:09:59,715
Nothing is working, all right?

300
00:09:59,717 --> 00:10:01,083
You know what,
I want you guys to just...

301
00:10:01,085 --> 00:10:02,551
Everybody just be quiet.

302
00:10:02,553 --> 00:10:04,319
Why don't we just try
not talking for a while?

303
00:10:04,321 --> 00:10:05,988
I'm fine with that.

304
00:10:05,990 --> 00:10:07,389
Yeah.

305
00:10:07,391 --> 00:10:09,491
Well, that'll be
the first time ever.

306
00:10:35,285 --> 00:10:36,418
Shh! Of course.

307
00:10:43,327 --> 00:10:44,426
Yeah.

308
00:10:48,165 --> 00:10:49,931
Okay.

309
00:11:01,045 --> 00:11:02,511
Okay.

310
00:11:04,048 --> 00:11:05,514
Okay.

311
00:11:09,019 --> 00:11:10,852
Ha!

312
00:11:14,458 --> 00:11:15,857
Well, that was lame.

313
00:11:15,859 --> 00:11:17,292
So stupid. So stu...

314
00:11:17,294 --> 00:11:18,794
I hated that show, Stomp.

315
00:11:18,796 --> 00:11:20,395
Ugh, I hate rhythm.
H-H-Hang on. Hang on.

316
00:11:20,397 --> 00:11:21,697
D-Dee, what was that?

317
00:11:21,699 --> 00:11:23,331
Well, I-I thought
we were all doing,

318
00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:24,633
like, a Stomp thing
or something.

319
00:11:24,635 --> 00:11:26,034
That-that bench,
you opened that bench.

320
00:11:26,036 --> 00:11:27,469
What's inside there? Oh.

321
00:11:27,471 --> 00:11:28,837
That opens? Yes.

322
00:11:28,839 --> 00:11:30,038
Maybe there's food in there.

323
00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:31,039
Is there food in there?

324
00:11:31,041 --> 00:11:32,240
Uh, no, just...

325
00:11:32,242 --> 00:11:33,909
Just this water gun.

326
00:11:33,911 --> 00:11:35,911
That's not a water gun,
man, that's a flare gun,

327
00:11:35,913 --> 00:11:37,345
which I'll hold onto
for safekeeping.

328
00:11:37,347 --> 00:11:39,214
Uh...

329
00:11:39,216 --> 00:11:41,083
Why?

330
00:11:41,085 --> 00:11:43,085
Well, because I'm the
most responsible person.

331
00:11:43,087 --> 00:11:45,353
Uh, guys, guys, I-I don't think
any of us should have a gun.

332
00:11:45,355 --> 00:11:46,354
Yeah. Yeah.

333
00:11:46,356 --> 00:11:50,358
Well, one of us does, so...

334
00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:51,860
the end.

335
00:11:51,862 --> 00:11:53,729
Charlie, Charlie,
let me have the gun.

336
00:11:53,731 --> 00:11:55,564
Back up, Frank.
Don't come close to me.
Whoa, Cha...

337
00:11:55,566 --> 00:11:56,765
Charlie, calm down.

338
00:11:56,767 --> 00:11:58,066
"Calm down, Charlie"?

339
00:11:58,068 --> 00:12:00,736
We're trapped
on a sinking ship, okay?

340
00:12:00,738 --> 00:12:02,104
We're gonna die in here.

341
00:12:02,106 --> 00:12:03,772
I don't know what you guys
are capable of.

342
00:12:03,774 --> 00:12:05,774
I will hold the gun,
thank you very much.

343
00:12:05,776 --> 00:12:08,944
Wait a second, Charlie, the...
the boat's not sinking, okay?

344
00:12:08,946 --> 00:12:10,679
It's-it's just stopped.
Right. Right, it's okay.

345
00:12:10,681 --> 00:12:12,514
Everything's gonna be all right

346
00:12:12,516 --> 00:12:13,949
as long as everybody
remains calm.

347
00:12:13,951 --> 00:12:16,118
What the hell is that?

348
00:12:23,393 --> 00:12:24,392
(groaning) DEE: Oh, my God!

349
00:12:24,394 --> 00:12:25,761
What's going on?

350
00:12:25,763 --> 00:12:27,462
Wh-What was that?

351
00:12:28,866 --> 00:12:30,265
Oh, this is bad.

352
00:12:30,267 --> 00:12:31,266
This is really bad.

353
00:12:31,268 --> 00:12:32,300
All right.

354
00:12:32,302 --> 00:12:33,802
Let's think.

355
00:12:33,804 --> 00:12:35,637
If the room's on its side,

356
00:12:35,639 --> 00:12:38,039
does that mean the boat's
on its side? Or...

357
00:12:38,041 --> 00:12:40,275
Yeah, that's what it means!
What are you talking about?

358
00:12:40,277 --> 00:12:42,310
I don't know how boats
this big work. All right.

359
00:12:45,916 --> 00:12:48,083
Help us! This is bad!

360
00:12:48,085 --> 00:12:50,152
This is very bad!

361
00:12:50,154 --> 00:12:51,920
All right, we got to get up
there and try that door again.

362
00:12:51,922 --> 00:12:54,055
Maybe that lodged
something loose.

363
00:12:54,057 --> 00:12:55,991
Get up there? How are
we supposed to reach?

364
00:12:55,993 --> 00:12:57,826
Oh! What about a human pyramid?

365
00:12:57,828 --> 00:12:59,828
Yes. Yes, Mac, a human pyramid.

366
00:12:59,830 --> 00:13:01,329
All right, you and I
will be the bottoms.

367
00:13:01,331 --> 00:13:02,931
Why? 'Cause I'm gay?

368
00:13:02,933 --> 00:13:05,333
(sighs) No, not because
you're gay, dumb-ass!

369
00:13:05,335 --> 00:13:07,135
Because we're the strongest.

370
00:13:07,137 --> 00:13:08,904
Goddamn it.
All right, and,
Frank, Charlie,

371
00:13:08,906 --> 00:13:10,238
you'll be on us.

372
00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:11,640
And, Dee, you'll be
on the very top.

373
00:13:11,642 --> 00:13:13,341
Okay.
Okay, I'll be a bottom now,

374
00:13:13,343 --> 00:13:15,343
but in real life, just to
be clear, I'm gonna be a top.

375
00:13:15,345 --> 00:13:18,346
Okay, fine, when you're having
gay sex, you can be on the top.

376
00:13:18,348 --> 00:13:19,948
But for now we're on the bottom.

377
00:13:19,950 --> 00:13:22,184
Damn it, the door is locked!

378
00:13:24,354 --> 00:13:25,854
Frank, get yourself together!
We're gonna
die in here!

379
00:13:25,856 --> 00:13:28,190
Stop losing your shit!
All right, relax!

380
00:13:28,192 --> 00:13:29,825
Nobody's dying!
That's right.

381
00:13:29,827 --> 00:13:31,159
Just listen to Charlie;
he seems to have

382
00:13:31,161 --> 00:13:32,327
his head straight. Calm down.

383
00:13:32,329 --> 00:13:34,095
'Cause we're already dead.

384
00:13:34,097 --> 00:13:35,997
Come again?

385
00:13:35,999 --> 00:13:38,300
I figured it out.

386
00:13:38,302 --> 00:13:40,435
We're dead. We died.

387
00:13:40,437 --> 00:13:42,270
And I don't know
when it happened.

388
00:13:42,272 --> 00:13:44,272
It might have... might have
happened on the cruise ship.

389
00:13:44,274 --> 00:13:46,107
It might have happened on
the drive to the cruise ship.

390
00:13:46,109 --> 00:13:47,642
You were going
awful fast, Dennis.

391
00:13:47,644 --> 00:13:49,644
(ship creaking) I don't know.

392
00:13:49,646 --> 00:13:51,479
Maybe it happened
weeks ago in the bar,

393
00:13:51,481 --> 00:13:54,316
in some sort of colossal and
awesome event, I would imagine,

394
00:13:54,318 --> 00:13:55,984
but we're dead,
and we're in hell.

395
00:13:55,986 --> 00:13:57,485
We're just being
toyed with here.

396
00:13:57,487 --> 00:13:59,988
Or-or m-maybe we're not
in hell yet.

397
00:13:59,990 --> 00:14:01,990
You know,
maybe this is purgatory,

398
00:14:01,992 --> 00:14:03,992
and we're on our way
to be judged.

399
00:14:03,994 --> 00:14:04,993
And soon, oh, boy.

400
00:14:06,997 --> 00:14:08,830
Yeah, soon,
we'll really be in hell.

401
00:14:08,832 --> 00:14:10,799
Won't that be something.

402
00:14:10,801 --> 00:14:12,801
Charlie, calm down.
It's-it's gonna be fine, okay?

403
00:14:12,803 --> 00:14:14,803
We can't be freaking out
every five minutes.

404
00:14:14,805 --> 00:14:19,040
Now, look, if we work together,
everything's gonna be fine.

405
00:14:19,042 --> 00:14:20,475
We're gonna get out of here.

406
00:14:20,477 --> 00:14:22,878
Nah, we're already dead.

407
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,746
I'll prove it. (gun cocks)

408
00:14:24,748 --> 00:14:26,815
(echoing): No!

409
00:14:30,153 --> 00:14:31,987
I think he's coming to.

410
00:14:31,989 --> 00:14:33,722
Oh, shit, that hurt.

411
00:14:33,724 --> 00:14:35,557
Oh, easy.
(Charlie groans)

412
00:14:35,559 --> 00:14:37,025
Well, I guess that
means we're alive, huh?

413
00:14:37,027 --> 00:14:38,860
Yeah, guess we are.
Guess we are, Charlie.

414
00:14:38,862 --> 00:14:40,729
Good, well, then maybe
everything's gonna be okay.

415
00:14:40,731 --> 00:14:43,732
Pal, we're in deep shit here.

416
00:14:43,734 --> 00:14:45,333
Oh, shit!
Take it easy.
Okay, take it easy.

417
00:14:45,335 --> 00:14:46,568
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Take it easy.

418
00:14:46,570 --> 00:14:48,203
It's not good. It's not good.

419
00:14:48,205 --> 00:14:49,437
Oh.As long as, um,

420
00:14:49,439 --> 00:14:51,706
we're not gonna
get out of here...

421
00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:53,942
And it looks like that's
sort of where this is headed...

422
00:14:53,944 --> 00:14:55,677
Is it okay if I just
confess something,

423
00:14:55,679 --> 00:14:58,280
get it off my chest
before we die?

424
00:14:58,282 --> 00:14:59,881
That's a good idea.

425
00:14:59,883 --> 00:15:01,383
We shouldn't die holding
things in about ourselves.

426
00:15:01,385 --> 00:15:02,684
Go ahead, Dee.

427
00:15:04,221 --> 00:15:05,453
Mac owns a Cowboys jersey.

428
00:15:05,455 --> 00:15:07,022
I saw him wearing it
in the back office.

429
00:15:07,024 --> 00:15:08,390
What? Uh... What?

430
00:15:08,392 --> 00:15:09,958
That's a secret, Dee!
What are you...

431
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,693
Don't say it's Romo.
Of course it's Romo!

432
00:15:11,695 --> 00:15:13,895
Who else would it be?
Oh, my God!

433
00:15:13,897 --> 00:15:15,230
(screaming) MAC: I'm sorry.

434
00:15:15,232 --> 00:15:16,798
You don't think
he deserves to be MVP?

435
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,133
You son of a bitch.
He's constantly overlooked!

436
00:15:18,135 --> 00:15:19,401
You are a traitor!

437
00:15:19,403 --> 00:15:20,402
How many Super Bowls
have the Birds won?

438
00:15:20,404 --> 00:15:21,403
Oh, shut up!

439
00:15:21,405 --> 00:15:23,705
Go Birds! (caws)

440
00:15:23,707 --> 00:15:25,140
Oi, oi, oi! Okay, you know what?

441
00:15:25,142 --> 00:15:27,375
I've got something
I want to confess.

442
00:15:27,377 --> 00:15:29,444
Charlie changes Frank's
prescription on his glasses

443
00:15:29,446 --> 00:15:31,479
to keep Frank dependent on him.

444
00:15:31,481 --> 00:15:33,381
Whoa! Why the hell
you blowin' up my spot, man?

445
00:15:33,383 --> 00:15:34,582
What?
Uh, I'm sorry, Frank.

446
00:15:34,584 --> 00:15:35,884
All right, fine.

447
00:15:35,886 --> 00:15:37,218
Well, as long as
we're "tattling,"

448
00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:38,920
uh, Dennis ripped
up all the letters

449
00:15:38,922 --> 00:15:40,588
that your dad wrote from prison,

450
00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:41,456
so... you know. (chuckles)

451
00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:42,991
What?

452
00:15:42,993 --> 00:15:44,259
My dad has been writing?

453
00:15:44,261 --> 00:15:45,727
Dennis, is that true?

454
00:15:45,729 --> 00:15:47,128
Yeah, man, but you were
just gonna be, like,

455
00:15:47,130 --> 00:15:48,830
talking about it all the time,

456
00:15:48,832 --> 00:15:50,265
and then your dad was probably
gonna come to our house

457
00:15:50,267 --> 00:15:52,267
and, like, try to kill
us or eat our butts.

458
00:15:52,269 --> 00:15:55,136
You know? I'm trying to
protect you, dude! And me.

459
00:15:56,173 --> 00:15:57,839
Does he still write?

460
00:15:57,841 --> 00:16:00,775
Well, no, pal, 'cause
you never wrote him back.

461
00:16:02,679 --> 00:16:04,846
But, hey, if it makes
you feel any better,

462
00:16:04,848 --> 00:16:06,281
I-I read all those letters,

463
00:16:06,283 --> 00:16:08,616
and he never once said
that he loved you.

464
00:16:08,618 --> 00:16:10,285
He just mostly wanted
you to send him,

465
00:16:10,287 --> 00:16:13,021
like, pornographic magazines
and put drugs in your butthole.

466
00:16:14,758 --> 00:16:17,492
I can't believe this. I...

467
00:16:17,494 --> 00:16:20,128
I could've had
a relationship with my dad.

468
00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:21,363
But you ruined it.

469
00:16:22,766 --> 00:16:23,999
Normally, I would
attack you, but...

470
00:16:24,001 --> 00:16:26,735
I-I don't have any fight left.

471
00:16:33,477 --> 00:16:34,809
Wow.

472
00:16:34,811 --> 00:16:36,044
Well, shit, man. I...

473
00:16:36,046 --> 00:16:39,647
I... I hurt ya.

474
00:16:39,649 --> 00:16:41,516
I can see that.

475
00:16:41,518 --> 00:16:42,951
And, uh...

476
00:16:42,953 --> 00:16:46,121
you know, it was... it was wrong
of me.

477
00:16:46,123 --> 00:16:48,857
Oh, God, I'll tell you...

478
00:16:48,859 --> 00:16:52,394
I see how much pain
you're in right now.

479
00:16:52,396 --> 00:16:54,195
It's just...

480
00:16:55,465 --> 00:16:57,032
it's tearing me up inside.

481
00:16:57,034 --> 00:16:59,834
(sobbing)
Jesus, Dennis, you're crying.

482
00:16:59,836 --> 00:17:01,836
(crying): Well, yeah.

483
00:17:01,838 --> 00:17:04,506
I mean, you've turned me
into a blubbering fool here,

484
00:17:04,508 --> 00:17:07,008
because I've hurt...

485
00:17:07,010 --> 00:17:08,710
not just my friend...

486
00:17:11,481 --> 00:17:12,714
but my brother.

487
00:17:12,716 --> 00:17:14,416
I've hurt my brother.

488
00:17:15,652 --> 00:17:18,153
Onion! I just saw it! Onion!

489
00:17:18,155 --> 00:17:19,387
He's got an
onion there!
Aw, I knew it!

490
00:17:19,389 --> 00:17:20,655
He's got an onion!

491
00:17:20,657 --> 00:17:22,190
You are such an asshole. I...

492
00:17:22,192 --> 00:17:23,591
Now I gotta tell you!

493
00:17:23,593 --> 00:17:26,561
I got a confession.

494
00:17:26,563 --> 00:17:27,729
What is it, Frank?

495
00:17:27,731 --> 00:17:31,366
I was at Chappaquiddick.

496
00:17:31,368 --> 00:17:34,369
The girl, Teddy Kennedy,

497
00:17:34,371 --> 00:17:37,372
the bridge, the car...

498
00:17:37,374 --> 00:17:39,441
I played a major role.

499
00:17:39,443 --> 00:17:40,575
Jesus, Frank,
we're not doing confessions.

500
00:17:40,577 --> 00:17:42,210
We're doing tattling. Keep up.

501
00:17:42,212 --> 00:17:43,378
You know what?
That's all right, it's okay.

502
00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:44,579
Guys, let's just...

503
00:17:44,581 --> 00:17:45,713
let's stop fighting, okay?

504
00:17:45,715 --> 00:17:47,015
No more confessions,

505
00:17:47,017 --> 00:17:48,383
no more tattling
on each other, all right?

506
00:17:48,385 --> 00:17:49,384
Look, guys,

507
00:17:49,386 --> 00:17:50,852
let's just try to enjoy

508
00:17:50,854 --> 00:17:52,387
these last moments
we've got together.

509
00:17:52,389 --> 00:17:54,956
Okay? Or these last hours.

510
00:17:54,958 --> 00:17:58,993
Or, hell...
it could even be days.

511
00:18:02,566 --> 00:18:05,433
God, we're gonna drown.

512
00:18:05,435 --> 00:18:07,936
I'm too young to drown!

513
00:18:07,938 --> 00:18:09,404
We should die
thinking good thoughts.

514
00:18:09,406 --> 00:18:10,972
Yeah. For me,

515
00:18:10,974 --> 00:18:12,240
that's Romo connecting
with Dez Bryant.

516
00:18:12,242 --> 00:18:13,308
Oh, stop it! You traitor!

517
00:18:13,310 --> 00:18:14,309
You son of a bitch!

518
00:18:14,311 --> 00:18:15,443
Shut your mouth!

519
00:18:15,445 --> 00:18:16,444
Guys, guys, guys, don't fight.

520
00:18:16,446 --> 00:18:17,579
Don't fight, come on.

521
00:18:17,581 --> 00:18:18,713
Oh, we're not good people;

522
00:18:18,715 --> 00:18:19,714
we can't even die peacefully.

523
00:18:19,716 --> 00:18:20,715
Yeah.

524
00:18:27,724 --> 00:18:28,890
It's not "sauce."

525
00:18:28,892 --> 00:18:30,592
Look, you gotta
get the words right,

526
00:18:30,594 --> 00:18:32,227
otherwise Jesus is gonna know
we're trying to trick him.

527
00:18:32,229 --> 00:18:33,962
Jesus isn't gonna listen to us.

528
00:18:33,964 --> 00:18:35,964
He's just not,
'cause we're bad people.

529
00:18:35,966 --> 00:18:38,766
But if he's gonna listen to
anybody, he might listen to Mac.

530
00:18:38,768 --> 00:18:40,502
Mac, you've been talking
to him your whole life.

531
00:18:40,504 --> 00:18:41,836
Mac... He knows you!

532
00:18:41,838 --> 00:18:43,171
He doesn't even know who I am.

533
00:18:43,173 --> 00:18:44,439
Save us! Mac, save us.

534
00:18:44,441 --> 00:18:45,507
Guys, guys...

535
00:18:45,509 --> 00:18:47,442
there is no God. Oi!

536
00:18:50,447 --> 00:18:51,946
Okay, okay, okay.

537
00:18:51,948 --> 00:18:53,781
One last shot.

538
00:18:53,783 --> 00:18:55,416
Uh, dear Heavenly Father...

539
00:18:55,418 --> 00:18:56,851
Yeah.

540
00:18:56,853 --> 00:18:59,921
If you do exist,
and you are listening,

541
00:18:59,923 --> 00:19:01,756
if you could find it
in your heart

542
00:19:01,758 --> 00:19:04,025
to send us a miracle...

543
00:19:04,027 --> 00:19:05,527
Just send us
one miracle, please.

544
00:19:05,529 --> 00:19:06,528
One miracle.

545
00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:08,329
Our goose is cooked!

546
00:19:08,331 --> 00:19:09,831
I'm going down.

547
00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:11,833
Highway to hell, baby!

548
00:19:15,205 --> 00:19:18,039
Sis... I love you.

549
00:19:19,543 --> 00:19:21,843
Whatever.

550
00:19:21,845 --> 00:19:23,111
What?

551
00:19:23,113 --> 00:19:24,479
Whatever?

552
00:19:24,481 --> 00:19:26,314
(scoffs) Whatever?

553
00:19:26,316 --> 00:19:28,249
Unbelievable!

554
00:19:29,219 --> 00:19:31,219
Ah, whatever.

555
00:19:36,193 --> 00:19:38,726
I can't believe
nobody came to save us.

556
00:19:38,728 --> 00:19:40,495
Should we do this?

557
00:19:40,497 --> 00:19:41,729
Let's go be with the gang.

558
00:19:41,731 --> 00:19:42,797
All right.

559
00:20:49,599 --> 00:20:51,599
A-And then, uh, you know,

560
00:20:51,601 --> 00:20:53,368
and then we all got pulled up.

561
00:20:53,370 --> 00:20:54,869
I mean, it was a miracle.
It was an actual miracle.

562
00:20:54,871 --> 00:20:56,237
Yeah. Hey, I'm sorry,
can I stop...

563
00:20:56,239 --> 00:20:58,106
Can you just move
that light a little bit?

564
00:20:58,108 --> 00:20:59,907
It's really blasting
me right in my face.
Yeah, it's been

565
00:20:59,909 --> 00:21:01,709
blasting us this whole time.
It's kind of blasting all of us.

566
00:21:01,711 --> 00:21:02,910
Can you move the light, please?
Just a little bit?

567
00:21:02,912 --> 00:21:03,911
Sorry about that. Oh, wow!

568
00:21:03,913 --> 00:21:05,113
So much better.

569
00:21:05,115 --> 00:21:06,481
Should've said something
earlier.

570
00:21:06,483 --> 00:21:08,283
Well, harrowing stuff,

571
00:21:08,285 --> 00:21:10,318
but I think I got
everything I need.

572
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,086
Could you mark down
in your report,

573
00:21:12,088 --> 00:21:13,621
uh, that I'm not gay?
Because I'm not.
What?

574
00:21:13,623 --> 00:21:15,556
What do you mean,
you're not gay?
Since when?

575
00:21:15,558 --> 00:21:17,392
He's gay. Oh, well, because.

576
00:21:17,394 --> 00:21:19,594
God answered my prayers
and saved us.

577
00:21:19,596 --> 00:21:21,596
That means that there is,
of course, a God,

578
00:21:21,598 --> 00:21:23,831
and if there is a God,
then in his infinite wisdom,

579
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:25,500
there's no way
he would have made me queer.

580
00:21:25,502 --> 00:21:27,001
Oh.
So I'm-I'm straight.

581
00:21:27,003 --> 00:21:28,736
All righty. Okay. Look, look...

582
00:21:28,738 --> 00:21:30,438
are we gonna get in trouble
because of this accident?

583
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:31,973
Uh, nope, you're good to go.

584
00:21:31,975 --> 00:21:34,175
I just needed your report
for my insurance claim.

585
00:21:34,177 --> 00:21:36,411
Insurance claim?
Y-You're not a cop?

586
00:21:36,413 --> 00:21:38,513
Cop?
No, I'm an insurance adjustor.

587
00:21:38,515 --> 00:21:41,015
I'm just collecting reports
of people's experiences

588
00:21:41,017 --> 00:21:42,917
for insurance purposes. Oh.

589
00:21:42,919 --> 00:21:44,285
Whew. I'm so relieved.

590
00:21:44,287 --> 00:21:45,687
So, so... are we
gonna get a payout?

591
00:21:45,689 --> 00:21:46,988
Well, you might have,

592
00:21:46,990 --> 00:21:48,823
had you not just
admitted to breaking...

593
00:21:48,825 --> 00:21:50,258
several laws.

594
00:21:50,260 --> 00:21:52,193
What?
Right, well...
hang on, though.

595
00:21:52,195 --> 00:21:53,761
I mean, we got
trapped in a room...
Yeah.

596
00:21:53,763 --> 00:21:55,530
By a drunk captain
who sunk the ship.

597
00:21:55,532 --> 00:21:57,365
We almost died, man.
Yeah, man.
Yeah.

598
00:21:57,367 --> 00:21:59,634
No, no, it wasn't the
captain's fault. He was sober.

599
00:21:59,636 --> 00:22:01,302
Well, what happened?
Whose fault was it?

600
00:22:01,304 --> 00:22:02,837
Nobody's fault.

601
00:22:02,839 --> 00:22:05,106
The ship just hit a massive wave
during the storm.

602
00:22:05,108 --> 00:22:07,342
In the insurance biz,
that is what we call

603
00:22:07,344 --> 00:22:09,143
"an act of God."

604
00:22:09,145 --> 00:22:11,746
Well, God is great.

605
00:22:50,754 --> 00:22:52,253
Brown.

606
00:22:52,255 --> 00:22:54,295
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH

607
00:23:03,032 --> 00:23:06,067
Very nice,
but maybe something
simpler, monsieur?

608
00:23:09,205 --> 00:23:11,906
Can I try the, uh,
Allegro Rainbow, please?

609
00:23:13,543 --> 00:23:15,343
(whispering) It's beautiful.

610
00:23:15,345 --> 00:23:18,179
What size is this?
This is a three.

611
00:23:18,181 --> 00:23:20,748
Is it a European cut?
Well, of course, monsieur.

612
00:23:24,921 --> 00:23:26,587
Yep. I'll take this one.

613
00:23:26,589 --> 00:23:28,856
(clicks tongue)
Should I box it up, monsieur?

614
00:23:28,858 --> 00:23:31,726
I'll just wear it out.
Very well.

615
00:23:36,733 --> 00:23:39,634
Baskets. All new,
Thursdays at 10:00.
(squeaks)

616
00:23:39,636 --> 00:23:41,202
Only on FX.

617
00:23:42,439 --> 00:23:43,971
This spring...

618
00:23:43,973 --> 00:23:46,574
How awesome is it
to be back doing
what we're best at?

619
00:23:48,378 --> 00:23:50,044
Archer!

620
00:23:50,046 --> 00:23:52,113
- Aaah!
- Mmm.

621
00:23:52,115 --> 00:23:53,915
Why the hell are you naked?

622
00:23:53,917 --> 00:23:56,818
It's after Labor Day.

623
00:23:56,820 --> 00:23:58,653
Mr. Archer? Mr. Archer.

624
00:23:58,655 --> 00:24:00,988
Boop. Sorry. Had to take that.

625
00:24:00,990 --> 00:24:02,557
Archer.

626
00:24:02,559 --> 00:24:05,159
Why does a divorce lawyer
have grenades?

627
00:24:05,161 --> 00:24:07,662
'Cause they're
terrible people.
Whoo-hoo!

628
00:24:07,664 --> 00:24:10,731
The all new season
starts Thursday, March 31.

629
00:24:10,733 --> 00:24:12,233
Only on FX.

630
00:24:27,584 --> 00:24:29,951
- (silenced gunshot)
- (silenced gunshots)

631
00:24:55,979 --> 00:24:57,678
The People v. O.J. Simpson.

632
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,380
Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX.