1 00:00:08,402 --> 00:00:11,271 Ooh. Man, that was, like, one Mississippi that time. 2 00:00:11,273 --> 00:00:12,606 Yeah, that storm's, like, right on top of us, huh? 3 00:00:12,608 --> 00:00:14,407 Yeah. It's kind of cool, though. 4 00:00:14,409 --> 00:00:16,576 I mean, I can't think of a better way to have a movie night 5 00:00:16,578 --> 00:00:18,378 than in the middle of an electrical storm. 6 00:00:18,380 --> 00:00:19,613 It's kind of cozy, right? Mm-hmm. Cool, right? 7 00:00:19,615 --> 00:00:21,047 Why do we have to watch the wiz? 8 00:00:21,049 --> 00:00:22,749 This movie sucks. 9 00:00:22,751 --> 00:00:24,351 Well, it's old black man's night to pick the movie. 10 00:00:24,353 --> 00:00:26,353 Yeah, but he's asleep. Yeah, but, like... 11 00:00:26,355 --> 00:00:28,555 Why do a remake of the wizard of oz? I mean, the original 12 00:00:28,557 --> 00:00:30,423 was a classic. Uh, don't you think it's fair, though, 13 00:00:30,425 --> 00:00:31,925 that they get their version? You know, 14 00:00:31,927 --> 00:00:33,393 I mean, it's very difficult 15 00:00:33,395 --> 00:00:35,562 being a black person in America, you know? 16 00:00:35,564 --> 00:00:37,964 So what? Doesn't mean i want to watch Orlando bloom 17 00:00:37,966 --> 00:00:40,934 in boyz n the hood. Yeah, I don't want to see that. 18 00:00:40,936 --> 00:00:42,369 Oh, yeah, if you flip it it's weird, man, yeah. I would see that. 19 00:00:42,371 --> 00:00:43,570 I would see that. I would see that. 20 00:00:43,572 --> 00:00:44,804 I mean, look, this may be 21 00:00:44,806 --> 00:00:46,039 a little bit touchy for me to say, 22 00:00:46,041 --> 00:00:47,540 but, uh, you know, black people— 23 00:00:47,542 --> 00:00:49,442 they have a lot more opportunities these days. 24 00:00:49,444 --> 00:00:51,778 Well, we did have a black president before the orange one. 25 00:00:51,780 --> 00:00:52,879 Yeah, but that doesn't mean there's not problems. 26 00:00:52,881 --> 00:00:54,047 I mean, what about the whole, 27 00:00:54,049 --> 00:00:55,548 like, black lives matter thing? 28 00:00:55,550 --> 00:00:56,650 Uh, well, sure, no, good point. 29 00:00:56,652 --> 00:00:57,884 But, I mean, I don't know why 30 00:00:57,886 --> 00:00:59,152 it took 'em so long to realize 31 00:00:59,154 --> 00:01:00,553 that their lives matter. 32 00:01:00,555 --> 00:01:01,755 I mean, they-they've always mattered, 33 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:03,223 you know? But I would also say 34 00:01:03,225 --> 00:01:05,058 that all lives matter, you know? 35 00:01:05,060 --> 00:01:06,993 And while black people may not feel like it, 36 00:01:06,995 --> 00:01:09,896 it's kind of tough out there right now for everybody. 37 00:01:09,898 --> 00:01:13,300 I mean, really, our lives aren't all that different. 38 00:01:26,681 --> 00:01:29,249 (Groans) Whoa. Oh... 39 00:01:29,251 --> 00:01:31,484 What the hell happened? Did we get struck by lightning? 40 00:01:31,486 --> 00:01:33,019 Uh, I think it came through the electric blankets. 41 00:01:33,021 --> 00:01:35,121 Yeah, we got electrocuted. Holy shit. 42 00:01:35,123 --> 00:01:37,657 Look at this— the vcr's toast. 43 00:01:37,659 --> 00:01:39,526 Uh, wait a sec... 44 00:01:39,528 --> 00:01:40,860 Where's old black man? 45 00:01:40,862 --> 00:01:42,562 Oh, my god. He's gone. 46 00:01:43,531 --> 00:01:44,831 What the hell? What? 47 00:01:44,833 --> 00:01:46,199 Uh... 48 00:01:46,201 --> 00:01:47,467 Guys? 49 00:01:47,469 --> 00:01:49,436 You're gonna want to see this. 50 00:01:49,438 --> 00:01:50,670 What? 51 00:02:01,549 --> 00:02:04,751 Well, that's interesting. 52 00:02:30,311 --> 00:02:33,012 what the hell is happening? 53 00:02:33,014 --> 00:02:34,681 Why are we black people? 54 00:02:34,683 --> 00:02:36,216 But only in our reflections. 55 00:02:36,218 --> 00:02:37,717 This is insane. 56 00:02:37,719 --> 00:02:39,819 Are we in a dream? Do we got, we got to, like, 57 00:02:39,821 --> 00:02:41,020 pinch ourselves or something? 58 00:02:41,022 --> 00:02:42,756 Why is it daylight outside? 59 00:02:42,758 --> 00:02:43,890 How is this happening? 60 00:02:43,892 --> 00:02:44,891 Forget how. 61 00:02:44,893 --> 00:02:45,892 We're past that. 62 00:02:45,894 --> 00:02:47,427 It is happening. It just is. 63 00:03:09,684 --> 00:03:11,584 uh, oh, well, no, it's not the wiz, because nobody 64 00:03:11,586 --> 00:03:13,453 switches bodies in the wiz. Got to be something else. 65 00:03:13,455 --> 00:03:15,355 I mean, I think we're experiencing something 66 00:03:17,426 --> 00:03:19,092 here I go. 67 00:03:30,038 --> 00:03:32,205 uh... Right. Oh, actually, no, face/off wouldn't work, 68 00:03:32,207 --> 00:03:33,773 because that's a face-switching movie. Yeah, no, 69 00:03:33,775 --> 00:03:36,042 guys, I think we found ourselves in a quantum leap. 70 00:03:36,044 --> 00:03:37,710 Hmm? What the hell's a quantum leap? 71 00:03:37,712 --> 00:03:40,213 Oh, a great show from the coke-fueled era 72 00:03:40,215 --> 00:03:41,981 of '80s television where Scott bakula 73 00:03:41,983 --> 00:03:43,783 would leap into other people's bodies, 74 00:03:43,785 --> 00:03:47,086 but he didn't know it unless he saw his reflection. 75 00:03:58,132 --> 00:04:00,467 (music stops) Wow. Shit. 76 00:04:00,469 --> 00:04:02,435 Yeah, I don't know what that was. That was super weird. 77 00:04:02,437 --> 00:04:03,903 Okay, guys, I think I know what's happening here. 78 00:04:03,905 --> 00:04:06,339 I think we're in the respite of a musical, 79 00:04:06,341 --> 00:04:07,974 where people can get out the necessary information 80 00:04:07,976 --> 00:04:10,143 that doesn't fit into rhyme form. 81 00:04:10,145 --> 00:04:11,444 Clearly, yeah, that's what's happening. That's what's happening, 82 00:04:11,446 --> 00:04:13,513 right? So let's talk fast be-before 83 00:04:13,515 --> 00:04:15,415 another song starts. Okay, so... Okay, that's a good idea. 84 00:04:15,417 --> 00:04:16,983 You know what the problem is? We don't know the rules. 85 00:04:16,985 --> 00:04:18,518 And there's no way we're gonna figure this out 86 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,186 until we figure out what the rules are. 87 00:04:21,756 --> 00:04:23,790 oh, Christ, I'm singing again. 88 00:04:33,702 --> 00:04:35,502 wh... oh. 89 00:04:37,272 --> 00:04:39,639 Holy shit, what have I done? Um, okay, look, 90 00:04:39,641 --> 00:04:41,474 this is gonna keep happening, I think. Oh, god. 91 00:04:41,476 --> 00:04:43,276 All right, so let's-let's figure this out, soon. 92 00:04:43,278 --> 00:04:44,544 Let's split up, okay? Y-you two, 93 00:04:44,546 --> 00:04:47,780 uh, go and try and find old black man. Mm... 94 00:04:47,782 --> 00:04:49,649 I'm sorry— old man. Just old man. Yeah. Yeah. 95 00:04:49,651 --> 00:04:50,850 And, um, help him out, you know? 96 00:04:50,852 --> 00:04:51,851 Do-do the quantum leap thing. 97 00:04:51,853 --> 00:04:53,019 See that thing through, in case 98 00:04:53,021 --> 00:04:54,220 it's that. And the three of us, 99 00:04:54,222 --> 00:04:55,455 we'll go out and, um, we'll try 100 00:04:55,457 --> 00:04:56,723 to do the freaky Friday thing— 101 00:04:56,725 --> 00:04:58,224 try to figure out whose bodies we switched with. 102 00:04:58,226 --> 00:04:59,792 But are they gonna look like us, though? 103 00:04:59,794 --> 00:05:00,960 I don't know. 104 00:05:17,212 --> 00:05:18,611 don't force the wiz thing. 105 00:05:22,249 --> 00:05:24,384 Wait, where are my keys? 106 00:05:24,386 --> 00:05:25,818 Where are my keys? You got 'em? 107 00:05:25,820 --> 00:05:26,853 I can't... 108 00:05:26,855 --> 00:05:29,389 Wait, what is this? 109 00:05:29,391 --> 00:05:31,024 It's a wallet. I know it's a wallet, asshole. 110 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:32,759 I'm saying it's not my wallet. 111 00:05:32,761 --> 00:05:34,360 Oh. 112 00:05:34,362 --> 00:05:37,030 I appear to be a guy named Reggie Williams. 113 00:05:37,032 --> 00:05:38,398 Oh, shit. Oh. 114 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,366 Yeah, this is an interesting new rule. 115 00:05:40,368 --> 00:05:42,402 It seems that even though we have our own clothes, 116 00:05:42,404 --> 00:05:45,204 we have access to the pockets of our reflections. 117 00:05:45,206 --> 00:05:47,407 What movie is that from? I don't know that one. 118 00:05:47,409 --> 00:05:49,609 My pockets are empty. Oh! Maybe the lesson 119 00:05:49,611 --> 00:05:52,445 we're supposed to learn is that black people are broke. You're broke. 120 00:05:52,447 --> 00:05:54,581 That's a good point. Yeah, yeah... Oh, shit, hang on a second. 121 00:05:54,583 --> 00:05:56,516 This kid's got 25 bucks. Oh! Black people are rich. 122 00:05:56,518 --> 00:05:58,551 That's the lesson. You know what, no, i think we're not 123 00:05:58,553 --> 00:06:00,019 supposed to make wild assumptions about black people 124 00:06:00,021 --> 00:06:02,221 based upon whether or not we have stuff in our pockets. 125 00:06:02,223 --> 00:06:04,457 Yeah, that's... that's just... Don't make that assumption. 126 00:06:04,459 --> 00:06:06,859 But I'll tell you what, you know what the first thing I need to do is? 127 00:06:06,861 --> 00:06:09,262 Find Reggie Williams. Uh, no, actually, that's the second thing. 128 00:06:09,264 --> 00:06:11,464 I got to cancel my credit card, 'cause this Reggie guy might have it, you know? 129 00:06:11,466 --> 00:06:13,066 Oh, right, that's the lesson we have to learn: 130 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:15,034 That black people will ruin your credit. 131 00:06:15,036 --> 00:06:16,903 No... what? Dude, you... you have to stop. And you have to stop. 132 00:06:16,905 --> 00:06:19,105 I mean, what are you talk... I'm just trying to figure out what the lesson is. 133 00:06:19,107 --> 00:06:21,541 We're never gonna zap back making these kind of... Well, hold on a second— 134 00:06:21,543 --> 00:06:23,276 the thing I was saying was that i would cancel my credit card 135 00:06:23,278 --> 00:06:24,744 no matter what race the guy was. 136 00:06:24,746 --> 00:06:26,079 But you went right to it... All right, you know what, 137 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:27,547 okay, fine, let's just find the guy. 138 00:06:27,549 --> 00:06:29,415 Look, how are we gonna get in your car without your keys? 139 00:06:29,417 --> 00:06:31,484 Oh, I can get in, man. I've lost my keys before. You just 140 00:06:31,486 --> 00:06:33,586 got to kind of rock the car a little bit. Wiggle it down? 141 00:06:33,588 --> 00:06:35,254 And check the back door, actually, 'cause sometimes... 142 00:06:35,256 --> 00:06:36,489 Sometimes that's unlocked. Back door. 143 00:06:36,491 --> 00:06:39,058 Like a wire hanger or... Usually if I push it 144 00:06:39,060 --> 00:06:40,460 a little bit, though... A coat hangar somewhere. 145 00:06:40,462 --> 00:06:42,328 Just kind of slide the window down... 146 00:06:46,067 --> 00:06:48,134 Car 559, responding to robbery in progress. Shit. 147 00:06:48,136 --> 00:06:50,236 Okay, look, it's all right, all right, calm down, calm down. 148 00:06:50,238 --> 00:06:51,437 It's all good, it's all good. 149 00:06:51,439 --> 00:06:53,339 You know, we can talk our way out of this. 150 00:06:53,341 --> 00:06:54,807 We get out of this stuff all the time. 151 00:07:07,621 --> 00:07:10,923 this is the exact same place where I found old black man... 152 00:07:10,925 --> 00:07:12,358 What. God, god, frank. 153 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:13,826 Oh, sorry, sorry. Old man... 154 00:07:13,828 --> 00:07:15,495 Okay. In the first place. 155 00:07:15,497 --> 00:07:16,829 You know what? This has got to be our mission. 156 00:07:16,831 --> 00:07:18,031 I just feel it. We're just gonna find old man. 157 00:07:18,033 --> 00:07:19,298 We're gonna find him a place to live. 158 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:20,600 Yeah, yeah. Like, we'll stick him 159 00:07:20,602 --> 00:07:21,701 in a nursing home or something. 160 00:07:21,703 --> 00:07:22,769 You can afford that, right? 161 00:07:22,771 --> 00:07:24,470 Right, right. And then... Yeah. 162 00:07:24,472 --> 00:07:26,305 When we turn white again, I'll stop paying the checks. 163 00:07:26,307 --> 00:07:28,174 Oh, stop! Don't-don't say that out loud. 164 00:07:28,176 --> 00:07:29,709 Just— I feel like whoever zapped us here 165 00:07:29,711 --> 00:07:31,277 is probably listening. 166 00:07:31,279 --> 00:07:32,879 Who's that? Who zapped us? 167 00:07:32,881 --> 00:07:34,614 I don't know, Ziggy? They don... 168 00:07:34,616 --> 00:07:35,715 They never really clarified on quantum leap. 169 00:07:35,717 --> 00:07:37,517 They just, they just accepted it. 170 00:07:37,519 --> 00:07:39,786 What? You mean nobody ever went after the guy for revenge? 171 00:07:39,788 --> 00:07:41,621 Can you just move past it like they did? 172 00:07:41,623 --> 00:07:43,122 Okay. Let's go find your guy. 173 00:07:43,124 --> 00:07:44,957 All right, all right, but let me do the talking, 174 00:07:44,959 --> 00:07:48,661 because, you know, guys like z, they don't like strangers. 175 00:07:48,663 --> 00:07:50,029 Yeah, but you're not you. 176 00:07:50,731 --> 00:07:53,700 Oh, right. 177 00:07:53,702 --> 00:07:56,369 Um, okay. Well, I got an idea 178 00:07:56,371 --> 00:07:59,739 of how we can ingratiate ourselves to them. 179 00:08:07,816 --> 00:08:09,048 where are you going with this, frank? 180 00:08:10,652 --> 00:08:11,851 oh, come on. 181 00:08:12,821 --> 00:08:14,020 are you serious? 182 00:08:15,757 --> 00:08:17,056 well, not you're just stereotyping. 183 00:08:18,159 --> 00:08:19,392 okay. 184 00:08:20,762 --> 00:08:22,695 no, no, no, no, no. Stop, stop, stop, stop. 185 00:08:22,697 --> 00:08:23,896 Why? Why? Thank you. No. 186 00:08:23,898 --> 00:08:24,997 No, we're not saying that. 187 00:08:24,999 --> 00:08:26,566 Absolutely not. Why? I'm black now. 188 00:08:26,568 --> 00:08:28,401 It's probably the only chance i got to say it. 189 00:08:28,403 --> 00:08:29,936 Why are you looking for a chance to say it? 190 00:08:29,938 --> 00:08:31,838 Well, a lot of black guys say it. 191 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,706 Why-why-why should they get a pass? 192 00:08:33,708 --> 00:08:36,609 It's just not the same, okay? 193 00:09:02,370 --> 00:09:03,569 (gasps) What's up, my niggas? 194 00:09:03,571 --> 00:09:04,704 Oh, well. (Grunts) 195 00:09:04,706 --> 00:09:05,872 What are the rules? 196 00:09:05,874 --> 00:09:06,739 There you go. Hey, see? 197 00:09:06,741 --> 00:09:08,040 You know what it is? Yeah. 198 00:09:08,042 --> 00:09:09,709 I, uh, I'm black. 199 00:09:09,711 --> 00:09:12,245 Uh... too. Uh... 200 00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:15,114 I'm, uh, I'm black and I, I'm a friend of frank's. 201 00:09:15,116 --> 00:09:16,382 Right, right, right. And, uh... 202 00:09:16,384 --> 00:09:17,750 And I was looking for... Okay. 203 00:09:17,752 --> 00:09:20,920 A man, uh, you know, that frank came 204 00:09:20,922 --> 00:09:23,422 and brought to Dee's apartment to, uh, 205 00:09:23,424 --> 00:09:25,558 sleep with a bunch of other people, and I... 206 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:27,260 I don't, I don't know how to describe him. 207 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:31,063 He's, uh, old, and, uh, um... 208 00:09:31,065 --> 00:09:32,632 And he's... And, uh... 209 00:09:32,634 --> 00:09:35,935 He's, uh, about... This tall; He has... 210 00:09:35,937 --> 00:09:38,805 Man, you talking about old black man. 211 00:09:38,807 --> 00:09:41,908 He right over there laying. 212 00:09:41,910 --> 00:09:44,844 How much does this guy sleep? Is he a cat? 213 00:09:44,846 --> 00:09:47,680 All aboard. Chug-a-chug-a-toot-toot. 214 00:09:47,682 --> 00:09:49,949 You really like that train, huh? 215 00:09:49,951 --> 00:09:53,786 Can you put it down for a sec, so we can talk? 216 00:09:53,788 --> 00:09:55,755 Well, I'm, I'm still playing with it, though. 217 00:09:55,757 --> 00:09:56,756 Okay. 218 00:09:56,758 --> 00:09:58,858 Listen, I'm a social worker, 219 00:09:58,860 --> 00:10:00,793 and I have some questions. 220 00:10:00,795 --> 00:10:03,329 Now, are those older guys your friends? 221 00:10:03,331 --> 00:10:05,498 Oh, yeah. That's my gang. 222 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:06,933 Wait. 223 00:10:06,935 --> 00:10:08,334 Y-you're in a gang? 224 00:10:08,336 --> 00:10:10,203 Oh, not like a gang-gang, like a... 225 00:10:10,205 --> 00:10:12,305 Oh, right— this must sound weird. 226 00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:15,675 All right, how can i explain this? Um... 227 00:10:33,661 --> 00:10:34,727 um, sure. (Imitating airplane) 228 00:10:34,729 --> 00:10:36,229 Is frank your father? 229 00:11:00,755 --> 00:11:02,989 guess we got that in common, huh, kid? 230 00:11:04,591 --> 00:11:06,993 Oh, unless he knows his dad. 231 00:11:06,995 --> 00:11:08,728 Oh, shoot. That was racist. 232 00:11:17,838 --> 00:11:19,739 This is bullshit, man. 233 00:11:19,741 --> 00:11:22,375 Th-this is total discrimination. 234 00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:25,745 Well, we were breaking into a car that wasn't ours. 235 00:11:25,747 --> 00:11:27,413 But, dude, I think we've got bigger problems on our hands. 236 00:11:27,415 --> 00:11:29,582 What if we have priors? I do have priors. 237 00:11:29,584 --> 00:11:30,783 Oh, I have priors, too. 238 00:11:30,785 --> 00:11:32,785 I-i didn't mean us, i meant them. 239 00:11:32,787 --> 00:11:33,886 Dude. That could be... 240 00:11:33,888 --> 00:11:34,921 He probably does have priors. 241 00:11:34,923 --> 00:11:36,188 You prob... Yeah. 242 00:11:36,190 --> 00:11:37,556 Oh, no, see. No. Let's not do that. 243 00:11:37,558 --> 00:11:38,858 Let's not go there, man. 244 00:11:45,566 --> 00:11:46,766 right. 245 00:11:52,774 --> 00:11:53,806 yes. 246 00:12:19,901 --> 00:12:21,801 well, reverend, I see that you and the Deacon are praying. 247 00:12:21,803 --> 00:12:24,103 I apologize about any inconvenience 248 00:12:24,105 --> 00:12:25,471 and just want to thank you again 249 00:12:25,473 --> 00:12:26,739 for all the work your parish has done 250 00:12:26,741 --> 00:12:27,807 with the police athletic league. 251 00:12:27,809 --> 00:12:29,442 We're church blacks! 252 00:12:30,945 --> 00:12:32,244 Church people. 253 00:12:32,246 --> 00:12:33,813 Yeah. Church— we're just church people. 254 00:12:33,815 --> 00:12:35,181 The fact that we're black is irrelevant. 255 00:12:35,183 --> 00:12:36,716 Has nothing to... (Clears throat) 256 00:12:37,918 --> 00:12:41,620 Will you look at this place, old man? 257 00:12:41,622 --> 00:12:44,523 You will not have to be living with that Dee person anymore. 258 00:12:44,525 --> 00:12:46,826 So it's kind of a win-win for everybody in this situation. 259 00:12:46,828 --> 00:12:48,361 Carl. Ruth. 260 00:12:48,363 --> 00:12:50,129 Where have you been? 261 00:12:50,131 --> 00:12:51,297 Looking for you. 262 00:12:51,299 --> 00:12:53,599 Children, did you find him? 263 00:12:53,601 --> 00:12:55,468 Yes. Yes... children? 264 00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:56,702 We're their kids! 265 00:12:56,704 --> 00:12:57,770 Holy shit! Oh, shit. 266 00:12:57,772 --> 00:12:59,038 We reunited them. We did. 267 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:00,673 That was our mission. We did it! 268 00:13:00,675 --> 00:13:02,541 Oh! Oh, god, yes. 269 00:13:02,543 --> 00:13:03,943 Hey. What's all the hubbub about over there? 270 00:13:03,945 --> 00:13:05,277 (Gasping): Oh, shit. 271 00:13:05,279 --> 00:13:06,612 Oh, what? 272 00:13:06,614 --> 00:13:08,881 That's Scott bakula from quantum leap. 273 00:13:08,883 --> 00:13:09,982 I thought you said 274 00:13:09,984 --> 00:13:11,984 blacula, like a black vampire. 275 00:13:11,986 --> 00:13:13,719 Hey. So we were right? 276 00:13:13,721 --> 00:13:14,954 Wait a minute, are you here helping somebody? 277 00:13:14,956 --> 00:13:16,722 Are you leaping? 278 00:13:16,724 --> 00:13:18,057 Oh, my god. 279 00:13:18,059 --> 00:13:19,692 The show— I can't get away from it. 280 00:13:19,694 --> 00:13:22,161 Look, that was just a TV character. 281 00:13:22,163 --> 00:13:23,729 I'm an actor. 282 00:13:23,731 --> 00:13:25,731 Why do you got a mop? Researching a role. 283 00:13:25,733 --> 00:13:27,800 So... 284 00:13:28,902 --> 00:13:29,735 You didn't get a piece of the show? 285 00:13:29,737 --> 00:13:31,804 Your residuals ran out. I'm sorry. 286 00:13:31,806 --> 00:13:33,739 I've been working constantly for 30 years, okay? 287 00:13:33,741 --> 00:13:36,175 All right. Okay, yeah. 288 00:13:36,177 --> 00:13:38,044 So... Well, anyway, we just 289 00:13:38,046 --> 00:13:39,678 reunited a family, and we're gonna, yeah. 290 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:40,846 We're gonna leap. We're gonna leap now. 291 00:13:40,848 --> 00:13:42,348 Yeah, right now. 292 00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:44,750 Ziggy, now! 293 00:13:44,752 --> 00:13:47,053 It's not working. How do you do it? 294 00:13:47,055 --> 00:13:48,754 How'd you do it on the show? Tell us how to do it. 295 00:13:48,756 --> 00:13:50,189 Okay, just get out, okay? Hmm? 296 00:13:50,191 --> 00:13:51,824 Get out. Everybody, everybody get out. Wait. 297 00:13:51,826 --> 00:13:52,858 Fine. Fine, Scott. 298 00:13:52,860 --> 00:13:54,727 But listen to me. 299 00:13:54,729 --> 00:13:57,696 Don't steal our leap. 300 00:13:57,698 --> 00:13:58,898 Yeah. Don't steal our leap. 301 00:14:57,924 --> 00:15:00,426 Hey, Hollywood. 302 00:15:00,428 --> 00:15:02,228 Why don't you leap on up to the third floor. 303 00:15:02,230 --> 00:15:03,796 Somebody shit all over the dining hall. 304 00:15:05,799 --> 00:15:07,867 Okay, boss. 305 00:15:10,738 --> 00:15:12,838 dude, can I admit something to you? 306 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:15,841 I feel like that's the nicest the police have ever treated me. 307 00:15:15,843 --> 00:15:18,911 Well, maybe that's the lesson that we have to learn. 308 00:15:18,913 --> 00:15:21,280 That if you're an upstanding member of society, 309 00:15:21,282 --> 00:15:23,516 then the police will treat you with respect. 310 00:15:23,518 --> 00:15:26,285 Hmm. Although I still do suspect that we were arrested 311 00:15:26,287 --> 00:15:28,921 due to racial profiling. Aw, I don't think so, dude. 312 00:15:28,923 --> 00:15:30,789 No? I think it's still, i think it's still unclear. 313 00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:33,859 ugh. Here we go with this. 314 00:15:43,671 --> 00:15:46,038 hey, guys. Oh, hey. Hey. 315 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,707 Well, we're not in a quantum leap. What happened? 316 00:15:48,709 --> 00:15:51,143 We reunited old black... Old man with his wife. 317 00:15:51,145 --> 00:15:53,612 Nothing happened. Yeah, we ran into blacula. 318 00:15:53,614 --> 00:15:54,713 Bakula. Bakula. 319 00:15:54,715 --> 00:15:56,649 Scott bakula, the actor? Yeah, I think 320 00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:58,651 he's trying to steal our leap. Yeah, he might be. 321 00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:00,319 Mm-hmm. This doesn't make any sense. 322 00:16:00,321 --> 00:16:02,521 See, we're not in a classic body-switching movie, either, 323 00:16:02,523 --> 00:16:04,356 because we've been learning lessons left and right, 324 00:16:04,358 --> 00:16:07,326 and we're still not changing back. Really? Huh. 325 00:16:20,408 --> 00:16:22,908 well, guys, maybe we didn't keep our brains after all, 326 00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:24,910 like the scarecrow in the wiz. 327 00:16:24,912 --> 00:16:26,545 I grabbed Dee's vcr, 'cause I'm thinking 328 00:16:26,547 --> 00:16:29,081 maybe if we get this thing fixed, we can get shocked again 329 00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:31,150 while watching the wiz, and that'll send us back. 330 00:16:31,152 --> 00:16:34,019 Oh, my god! Charlie! I can't believe I didn't think of this. 331 00:16:34,021 --> 00:16:35,421 Do you guys remember that electronics store 332 00:16:35,423 --> 00:16:37,523 on market street? The wiz? 333 00:16:37,525 --> 00:16:38,924 It's called the wiz! Yes! 334 00:16:38,926 --> 00:16:40,726 Maybe we got to bring the vcr there. 335 00:16:40,728 --> 00:16:42,928 Guys, I think we really are in the wiz. 336 00:16:42,930 --> 00:16:44,930 You called it, man, yeah. I don't know, I don't know. 337 00:16:44,932 --> 00:16:46,832 We can't be sure, but, uh... 338 00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:49,001 At this point it does feel like the path of least resistance. 339 00:16:49,003 --> 00:16:50,336 It's the only thing we haven't tried. 340 00:16:50,338 --> 00:16:51,503 Yeah, right? 341 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,434 oh, shit, there it is! The wiz! 342 00:17:22,436 --> 00:17:23,736 We can't do that dance anymore. 343 00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:26,438 That was exhausting. It's closed! 344 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,807 Hey, open up! We need your help! Open the door! 345 00:17:28,809 --> 00:17:30,576 Back up. Here he comes. Ah. 346 00:17:30,578 --> 00:17:32,411 What do you want? We're closed. 347 00:17:32,413 --> 00:17:34,713 We're to see the wiz. Yeah, we really got to talk to him. 348 00:17:34,715 --> 00:17:36,982 There's no wiz. It's just the name of the damn store. 349 00:17:36,984 --> 00:17:38,450 Oh, yeah? Oh. Well, all right, man, 350 00:17:38,452 --> 00:17:40,653 well, can you just fix this vcr for us, please? Yeah. 351 00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:42,288 Go away. Come back when we're open. 352 00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:44,390 Wait-wait-wait. Just-just hear us out. 353 00:18:30,203 --> 00:18:32,338 (chuckles): Oh. Oh. Oh, I see. 354 00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:34,106 Yes! I see it now. 355 00:18:34,108 --> 00:18:35,541 Let me fix your vcr. 356 00:18:35,543 --> 00:18:37,543 (Excited chatter) Yeah! Oh, great! 357 00:18:37,545 --> 00:18:40,012 Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you. 358 00:18:40,014 --> 00:18:42,548 That's a nice white man. 359 00:18:42,550 --> 00:18:43,882 And the song helped. 360 00:18:43,884 --> 00:18:45,484 Yeah, it worked. 911? 361 00:18:45,486 --> 00:18:47,019 I'd like to report a disturbance. 362 00:18:47,021 --> 00:18:48,287 He's definitely calling the cops. 363 00:18:50,024 --> 00:18:52,124 That racist bastard! Hey, you know what happened, 364 00:18:52,126 --> 00:18:54,026 is we intimidated him 'cause we're black. 365 00:18:54,028 --> 00:18:56,061 Oh, my god. No. You know why he's calling the cops? 366 00:18:56,063 --> 00:18:57,796 He's calling the cops 'cause he thinks we're insane people. 367 00:18:57,798 --> 00:19:00,566 We were singing and talking about switching bodies and shit. 368 00:19:00,568 --> 00:19:01,834 What are the rules? 369 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:02,868 Whoa-whoa-whoa. Ugh, I'm sick of that one. 370 00:19:02,870 --> 00:19:04,370 I don't want to have to sing that song again. 371 00:19:04,372 --> 00:19:06,372 All right? That being said, it is difficult to decipher 372 00:19:06,374 --> 00:19:08,507 when exactly we're being discriminated against. Yeah. 373 00:19:08,509 --> 00:19:09,541 Well, look, look, look. 374 00:19:15,883 --> 00:19:17,850 that's definitely true. They're not. 375 00:19:24,024 --> 00:19:25,023 (siren chirps) You're right. 376 00:19:25,025 --> 00:19:26,392 Right. That's right. 377 00:19:28,362 --> 00:19:30,195 Shit. 378 00:19:40,274 --> 00:19:41,673 he's got a gun! 379 00:19:45,413 --> 00:19:46,779 Oh, god! They shot Charlie! 380 00:19:46,781 --> 00:19:49,381 Freeze! Get on the ground! 381 00:20:30,591 --> 00:20:34,626 all (Distorted, echoing): Go home! Go home! Go home! 382 00:20:34,628 --> 00:20:36,328 Wake up! Hey, go home! Go home. 383 00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:38,797 Go home! Wake up! (Clapping) 384 00:20:38,799 --> 00:20:41,066 Go home. It's morning. You know the routine. 385 00:20:41,068 --> 00:20:44,169 Go home. Or wherever the hell it is you go during the day. 386 00:20:44,171 --> 00:20:46,104 I had the craziest dream. 387 00:20:46,106 --> 00:20:50,642 You were there. You were there. You all were singing. 388 00:20:50,644 --> 00:20:52,311 All right, well, that's great. We don't give a shit, 389 00:20:52,313 --> 00:20:53,445 'cause we don't like hearing about people's dreams. 390 00:20:53,447 --> 00:20:55,481 Yeah, let's go, chop-chop. Come on. 391 00:20:55,483 --> 00:20:58,484 Does this mean you didn't learn your lesson? 392 00:20:58,486 --> 00:20:59,852 What in the hell is he talking about? 393 00:20:59,854 --> 00:21:01,920 Learn a lesson from your dream? 394 00:21:01,922 --> 00:21:03,322 How would that work? 395 00:21:03,324 --> 00:21:04,456 Yeah, the only thing we learned is 396 00:21:04,458 --> 00:21:05,958 that you have terrible taste in movies. 397 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,659 Yeah. Let's go. Come on. We'll see you later tonight. 398 00:21:07,661 --> 00:21:09,161 Yeah. We'll see you, pal. 399 00:21:09,163 --> 00:21:10,696 Hit the road. Do your day thing. Do your day thing. 400 00:21:10,698 --> 00:21:12,464 He wants me to learn a lesson from his dream. 401 00:21:18,138 --> 00:21:20,105 oh, boy. 402 00:21:20,107 --> 00:21:22,674 What are the rules? 403 00:22:05,752 --> 00:22:07,686 Captioned by media access group at wgbh 404 00:22:10,490 --> 00:22:12,824 look, as we all know, everything is about emotion with women. 405 00:22:12,826 --> 00:22:13,892 Right, Dee? What? 406 00:22:13,894 --> 00:22:15,661 Oh, my god! Whoa! Whoa. 407 00:22:15,663 --> 00:22:16,995 All right, Dee. Relax. 408 00:22:16,997 --> 00:22:19,064 We're trying to have a rational conversation. 409 00:22:19,866 --> 00:22:21,533 Sunny. All new. 410 00:22:21,535 --> 00:22:24,603 Wednesdays at 10:00. Only on fxx. 411 00:22:30,076 --> 00:22:32,511 Man seeking woman. 412 00:22:32,513 --> 00:22:34,680 All new, wednesdays at 10:30. 413 00:22:34,682 --> 00:22:36,248 Only on fxx. 414 00:22:39,953 --> 00:22:44,222 I am a very dangerous man 415 00:22:44,224 --> 00:22:45,924 to know. 416 00:22:54,300 --> 00:22:57,135 Chip? Do you know where the remote is? 417 00:22:57,137 --> 00:23:00,472 - Let me look for it. - No, that's my foot massage thing. 418 00:23:00,474 --> 00:23:03,875 - What's this? - Oh, that's mine. 419 00:23:03,877 --> 00:23:05,611 - Here it is. I got it. - Got it? 420 00:23:05,613 --> 00:23:08,447 - Yeah. - Oh, this is the garage door opener, isn't it? 421 00:23:08,449 --> 00:23:10,882 - (Garage door whirs) - Where's my hand? 422 00:23:10,884 --> 00:23:13,018 - (Jingling) - Chimes. 423 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,454 Stop. Mom! 424 00:23:15,456 --> 00:23:18,290 I can't— oh, something is underneath me. Mom, I'm underneath you! 425 00:23:18,292 --> 00:23:20,759 Baskets. All new Thursdays at 10:00. 426 00:23:20,761 --> 00:23:23,161 Starts January 19 on fx. 427 00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:28,934 So, is he crazy? 428 00:23:28,936 --> 00:23:31,970 Man #2: He believes he's mentally ill. 429 00:23:31,972 --> 00:23:34,906 But at the same time, part of him knows... 430 00:23:37,143 --> 00:23:38,543 The power's real.