1 00:00:00,685 --> 00:00:03,419 No, your mom is the monster, all right? 2 00:00:03,421 --> 00:00:04,520 My mom is the sweet one. 3 00:00:04,522 --> 00:00:06,289 Oh, the sweet one? 4 00:00:06,291 --> 00:00:07,590 Are you kidding me? Uh, look, 5 00:00:07,592 --> 00:00:09,425 if anything, my mom's aggravatingly sweet, 6 00:00:09,427 --> 00:00:11,261 but we're not having an argument about who's sweeter, what... 7 00:00:11,263 --> 00:00:12,895 Whoa, whoa, hang on a second here, guys. 8 00:00:12,897 --> 00:00:13,896 What are you going on about? 9 00:00:13,898 --> 00:00:14,897 All right, look, 10 00:00:14,899 --> 00:00:16,099 my mom's been calling me, 11 00:00:16,101 --> 00:00:17,100 like, all the time, okay? 12 00:00:17,102 --> 00:00:18,635 She's clearly upset. 13 00:00:18,637 --> 00:00:19,969 Well, how would you know? You don't even answer. 14 00:00:19,971 --> 00:00:22,405 My mom stopped calling me altogether. 15 00:00:22,407 --> 00:00:23,439 Your mom stopped calling you 16 00:00:23,441 --> 00:00:24,474 the day the phone was invented. 17 00:00:24,476 --> 00:00:25,775 My mom has a great relationship with me. 18 00:00:25,777 --> 00:00:27,110 She never calls you! She calls me all the time! 19 00:00:27,112 --> 00:00:28,244 Yes, she does! But I have proof, anyway. 20 00:00:28,246 --> 00:00:29,245 I have proof. Look at this. 21 00:00:29,247 --> 00:00:30,413 I got this in the mail. 22 00:00:30,415 --> 00:00:32,649 Is that, like, a ransom note from Mac's mom? 23 00:00:32,651 --> 00:00:34,951 Huh? No. This— my mom sent this. 24 00:00:34,953 --> 00:00:37,620 Oh. Why would your mom write a ransom note to herself? 25 00:00:37,622 --> 00:00:39,289 Oh, it's not a... it's not a ransom note. 26 00:00:39,291 --> 00:00:40,790 This is just how she writes notes to me. 27 00:00:40,792 --> 00:00:42,258 That-that's like a bunch of gibberish, Charlie. 28 00:00:42,260 --> 00:00:43,293 I don't know... 29 00:00:43,295 --> 00:00:44,927 Is that a hieroglyph of a dog? 30 00:00:44,929 --> 00:00:47,463 Yeah, that's the animal my mom fears the most, right? 31 00:00:47,465 --> 00:00:49,932 She-she feels trapped inside her own home. 32 00:00:49,934 --> 00:00:50,933 There is no way 33 00:00:50,935 --> 00:00:52,268 you could get that from this. 34 00:00:52,270 --> 00:00:53,636 Oh-oh, okay, guys, guys, guys. 35 00:00:53,638 --> 00:00:54,971 I think I have a pretty simple solution here. 36 00:00:54,973 --> 00:00:56,306 You see, ever since I moved in 37 00:00:56,308 --> 00:00:58,141 with Mac, and Dee and Old Black Man, 38 00:00:58,143 --> 00:01:00,310 my surveillance system's just lying around in storage. 39 00:01:00,312 --> 00:01:01,644 I got about a baker's dozen of cameras. 40 00:01:01,646 --> 00:01:02,945 They're just sitting there. 41 00:01:02,947 --> 00:01:04,480 I say we set them up in your mom's home 42 00:01:04,482 --> 00:01:06,115 and find out what's really going on in there. 43 00:01:06,117 --> 00:01:08,151 That could work. I mean, yeah. Great idea. 44 00:01:08,153 --> 00:01:09,352 You don't think that's creepy? What? 45 00:01:09,354 --> 00:01:11,154 He's talking about spying on your moms. 46 00:01:11,156 --> 00:01:12,155 So what? 47 00:01:12,157 --> 00:01:13,189 You can't spy 48 00:01:13,191 --> 00:01:14,490 on unsuspecting women. 49 00:01:14,492 --> 00:01:15,825 That's horrible. 50 00:01:15,827 --> 00:01:17,960 Uh, they're not women. They're old. 51 00:01:17,962 --> 00:01:19,462 At a certain point a woman goes from being a woman 52 00:01:19,464 --> 00:01:20,997 to just being an old person. 53 00:01:20,999 --> 00:01:22,832 True. Well, what happens to a man? 54 00:01:22,834 --> 00:01:24,701 A man lives and then dies. Why are we having this argument? 55 00:01:24,703 --> 00:01:26,369 A man remains a man. Dennis, it's a great idea. 56 00:01:26,371 --> 00:01:28,338 Okay, and no one's gonna get hurt. 57 00:01:28,340 --> 00:01:30,340 It's not like they're gonna get exploited in any way, right? 58 00:01:30,342 --> 00:01:32,275 No, no, no, exactly. I think once we have a look 59 00:01:32,277 --> 00:01:34,210 at what's going on in there, we might find the situation 60 00:01:34,212 --> 00:01:35,845 to be, uh, pretty comical. 61 00:01:59,204 --> 00:02:02,305 Oh, it's so nice of you to bring us 62 00:02:02,307 --> 00:02:05,074 all these lovely gifts, Charlie. 63 00:02:05,076 --> 00:02:07,577 The plant, the globe, 64 00:02:07,579 --> 00:02:08,578 (cooing): and the little teddy bear. 65 00:02:08,580 --> 00:02:09,712 Oh, no, no, no, no, Mom. 66 00:02:09,714 --> 00:02:11,080 No, we aren't gonna touch the gifts, right? 67 00:02:11,082 --> 00:02:12,682 Okay, we don't touch them. We just, we look at them. 68 00:02:12,684 --> 00:02:15,251 Okay. And they look back at you and they... Hands off. 69 00:02:15,253 --> 00:02:17,353 Mom, make sure you don't water this plant. 70 00:02:17,355 --> 00:02:18,921 Your mom's not gonna water the plants. Oh. 71 00:02:18,923 --> 00:02:20,223 She has a very nurturing nature. She would... 72 00:02:20,225 --> 00:02:21,557 Oh, Mrs. Mac, are you gonna water the plants? 73 00:02:23,895 --> 00:02:25,561 See. Oh, Charlie. 74 00:02:25,563 --> 00:02:27,697 I'm so glad to see you. 75 00:02:27,699 --> 00:02:29,232 Yeah, okay. I was worried that 76 00:02:29,234 --> 00:02:30,533 you were dead. Why? 77 00:02:32,203 --> 00:02:34,570 Oh, my mom also thought I was dead, 78 00:02:34,572 --> 00:02:36,739 and she also loves me very much. 79 00:02:38,076 --> 00:02:39,375 No, I don't. 80 00:02:39,377 --> 00:02:41,043 Oh, she meant the first part. 81 00:02:41,045 --> 00:02:42,578 She meant the first part where I... 82 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:44,580 because she can't imagine a life without me, right, Mom? 83 00:02:44,582 --> 00:02:46,416 I don't give a shit. 84 00:02:46,418 --> 00:02:48,618 See. I'll put you out 85 00:02:48,620 --> 00:02:50,386 of the misery of this conversation. Mom? 86 00:02:50,388 --> 00:02:51,387 Is there anything you want to tell me 87 00:02:51,389 --> 00:02:52,555 that's going on in the house? 88 00:02:52,557 --> 00:02:53,790 Anything that's bothering you? 89 00:02:53,792 --> 00:02:55,057 Anything you want to talk about? Mom, is there anything 90 00:02:55,059 --> 00:02:56,225 that's going on in the house What are you doing? 91 00:02:56,227 --> 00:02:58,027 that you want to talk about that's bothering you 92 00:02:58,029 --> 00:02:59,729 What are you doing? in the house or I'm asking my mom a simple question. 93 00:02:59,731 --> 00:03:01,397 You're asking her the exact same question I just asked, 94 00:03:01,399 --> 00:03:02,432 so what are you... Do you own all of the questions? 95 00:03:02,434 --> 00:03:03,800 Do you own that question? 96 00:03:03,802 --> 00:03:04,934 You're gonna steal my question. (Bonnie yells) 97 00:03:04,936 --> 00:03:05,935 Ow! 98 00:03:05,937 --> 00:03:07,136 Mom, what happened? 99 00:03:07,138 --> 00:03:09,939 She poured hot soup on me! 100 00:03:09,941 --> 00:03:12,608 I was adjusting my undercarriage, 101 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:14,744 and I accidentally spilled it. 102 00:03:14,746 --> 00:03:16,412 She poured hot soup on her, dude. She was adjusting 103 00:03:16,414 --> 00:03:19,248 her undercar... Wait a second. What... 104 00:03:19,250 --> 00:03:21,617 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 105 00:03:21,619 --> 00:03:25,421 (gasps) We-we could also get some soup. 106 00:03:25,423 --> 00:03:28,291 No, the-the video. We can go back and watch the video and see Oh, we can watch 107 00:03:28,293 --> 00:03:30,493 what actually happened. and see... Yes. 108 00:03:34,232 --> 00:03:36,265 complain about the soup. She's beating the shit out... 109 00:03:36,267 --> 00:03:39,135 Gentleman, welcome to your moms. 110 00:03:39,137 --> 00:03:41,771 Wow, man. This is a serious setup. 111 00:03:41,773 --> 00:03:44,106 Yeah, no, it's no joke. I like how you moved the desk. 112 00:03:44,108 --> 00:03:46,442 All right, uh, look, there was an incident with some soup. Yeah. 113 00:03:46,444 --> 00:03:48,611 And, uh, did you get anything? 'Cause I'd like to see 114 00:03:48,613 --> 00:03:50,780 if-if his mom poured on my ma on purpose. 115 00:03:50,782 --> 00:03:51,981 Oh, she definitely did pour it. 116 00:03:51,983 --> 00:03:53,783 And she definitely did it on purpose. 117 00:03:53,785 --> 00:03:55,017 There you go. She's abusing my mom, man. 118 00:03:55,019 --> 00:03:57,019 It's clear as day, but what's really interesting 119 00:03:57,021 --> 00:03:58,488 is what seems to be happening right here 120 00:03:58,490 --> 00:04:00,389 in the live feed. 121 00:04:06,164 --> 00:04:09,332 Oh. You want to sleep. (snoring softly) 122 00:04:09,334 --> 00:04:12,168 Well, I'll sleep you. 123 00:04:14,038 --> 00:04:16,472 Huh. Uh— 124 00:04:16,474 --> 00:04:19,342 what the hell, man? That's your mom abusing my mom! Well... No, it's not! 125 00:04:19,344 --> 00:04:21,511 That's just one of those things, you know, like where... What thing? 126 00:04:21,513 --> 00:04:23,479 You know, where you're just like, you're like, it's like 127 00:04:23,481 --> 00:04:25,548 a "Why, I oughta," but, you know, it's no big deal. 128 00:04:25,550 --> 00:04:27,550 Why, I oughta what? Why, I oughta bludgeon you 129 00:04:27,552 --> 00:04:29,685 with a hammer. But she's not actually gonna do it, you know? 130 00:04:29,687 --> 00:04:31,687 It's like how Ralph Kramden on The Honeymooners would always 131 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:33,890 say, "Why, I oughta." He was threatening to beat his wife. 132 00:04:33,892 --> 00:04:36,492 Uh, yeah. Yeah. You know? I mean, it's-it's funny 133 00:04:36,494 --> 00:04:38,494 'cause he's not actually gonna do it, even though the threat That was funny. Yeah. 134 00:04:38,496 --> 00:04:40,830 is always there. Yeah, he might... Yeah, he might cave her face in, 135 00:04:40,832 --> 00:04:42,532 but he won't. He won't. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But he's not gonna, you know? 136 00:04:42,534 --> 00:04:44,667 That's... Yeah, b... Well, that's funny. 137 00:04:44,669 --> 00:04:46,536 But in this circumstance, it's not funny because it's my mom! 138 00:04:46,538 --> 00:04:48,704 Right, right. Wait, actually, you know what, 139 00:04:48,706 --> 00:04:50,873 we-we don't really know for sure whether it's funny or not. 140 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:53,009 You know, let-let me try something here. Let me just... (rewinding) 141 00:04:53,011 --> 00:04:55,378 You want to sleep. (snoring softly) 142 00:04:55,380 --> 00:04:58,180 Well, I'll sleep you. 143 00:05:01,386 --> 00:05:04,086 Hmm. Well, what-what is that? 144 00:05:04,088 --> 00:05:06,556 Well, I don't know, you made me think of, like, sitcoms, 145 00:05:06,558 --> 00:05:09,091 The Honeymooners. I just thought, "This isn't very funny. 146 00:05:09,093 --> 00:05:11,394 But if I add a laugh track, maybe, I don't know. 147 00:05:11,396 --> 00:05:13,229 But it's not a show. This is their lives. 148 00:05:13,231 --> 00:05:15,598 Yeah, but it-it does kind of lighten it up for me. 149 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,400 Well, yeah, it did lighten it. But I'm not saying it... Can... 150 00:05:17,402 --> 00:05:19,368 can you play it again without the laugh track? 151 00:05:19,370 --> 00:05:20,636 Yeah, sure. (rewinding) 152 00:05:21,940 --> 00:05:24,907 Well, I'll sleep you. (snoring softly) 153 00:05:28,212 --> 00:05:30,246 See, that goes right back to super dark. It's a bummer without it, 154 00:05:31,916 --> 00:05:34,050 Yeah, but let me... let me just try it again 155 00:05:34,052 --> 00:05:36,252 with the, uh... (rewinding) 156 00:05:36,254 --> 00:05:39,055 You want to sleep. (snoring softly) 157 00:05:39,057 --> 00:05:42,058 Well, I'll sleep you. (snorts) 158 00:05:44,629 --> 00:05:46,629 That's funny. That's funny! I mean... Yeah, yeah, yeah. 159 00:05:46,631 --> 00:05:48,931 It's weird, because the situation really isn't funny, 160 00:05:48,933 --> 00:05:51,267 and you add a laugh track... I know, but the laughing tells me that it's funny. 161 00:05:51,269 --> 00:05:53,903 They have timing, man. They have timing, for sure. Yeah. That's great. 162 00:05:53,905 --> 00:05:56,606 I don't understand. Is this a dark situation or a comical one? 163 00:05:56,608 --> 00:05:58,441 Well, we-we don't really know yet, Mac. We don't know. But... 164 00:05:58,443 --> 00:06:00,409 I tell you what, why don't we stick around back here 165 00:06:00,411 --> 00:06:02,411 for a little while. Let's watch how this whole thing plays out. 166 00:06:02,413 --> 00:06:04,280 You know? I'll keep sweetening the situation 167 00:06:04,282 --> 00:06:05,581 as it calls for it, 168 00:06:05,583 --> 00:06:07,516 and you might as well stick around. 169 00:06:12,323 --> 00:06:15,591 Did you just ash in my tapioca? 170 00:06:15,593 --> 00:06:18,494 Mm-hmm. (canned laughter) 171 00:06:18,496 --> 00:06:21,430 Yeah. All right, yeah. I like that. (laughs) This is gold. 172 00:06:21,432 --> 00:06:22,832 They got something, man. Like... Uh-huh. It's really working. 173 00:06:22,834 --> 00:06:24,467 I don't know what this is, but... 174 00:06:24,469 --> 00:06:26,602 What's this? Oh, check it out. Mrs. Mac 175 00:06:26,604 --> 00:06:29,271 and Mrs. Kelly have a classic comedic rivalry. 176 00:06:29,273 --> 00:06:30,640 I mean, they're going at it like the greats. 177 00:06:30,642 --> 00:06:32,441 Like Abbott and Costello, Tom and Jerry. 178 00:06:32,443 --> 00:06:34,076 It's amazing. Huh. 179 00:06:35,813 --> 00:06:38,814 Oh, sorry. Fly. (canned laughter) 180 00:06:38,816 --> 00:06:40,516 Buzz off! 181 00:06:43,788 --> 00:06:45,655 All right, well, you know, if you guys are looking 182 00:06:45,657 --> 00:06:47,490 for a comedy troupe that beats the shit out of each other 183 00:06:47,492 --> 00:06:49,859 for laughs, there's nobody better than the Three Stooges. 184 00:06:49,861 --> 00:06:51,627 Put me on the show. 185 00:06:51,629 --> 00:06:52,995 Whoa. What show? It's not... it's not a show. 186 00:06:52,997 --> 00:06:54,330 Yeah... We're just watching our moms 187 00:06:54,332 --> 00:06:55,631 to figure out what the situation is. 188 00:06:55,633 --> 00:06:56,832 Wh... I mean, it could be a show, 189 00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:57,833 but, I mean, you're right. 190 00:06:57,835 --> 00:06:59,035 It's-it's not a show. 191 00:06:59,037 --> 00:07:00,169 Yeah, well it certainly looks like 192 00:07:00,171 --> 00:07:01,337 you're trying to make a show, 193 00:07:01,339 --> 00:07:02,672 and I think it's a good idea, 194 00:07:02,674 --> 00:07:03,673 and I think you should put me in. 195 00:07:03,675 --> 00:07:05,174 Why? Yeah. 196 00:07:05,176 --> 00:07:06,976 'Cause I'm so much funnier than these two. 197 00:07:06,978 --> 00:07:08,978 Look at them, they're just smashing each other with stuff. 198 00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:10,179 I could add a whole, like, 199 00:07:10,181 --> 00:07:11,347 physical comedy element, you know? 200 00:07:11,349 --> 00:07:12,381 Hey, I smell chips. 201 00:07:12,383 --> 00:07:13,849 What are we watching? 202 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:15,217 We're not really watching anything, yet. 203 00:07:15,219 --> 00:07:16,519 Until Big Funny shows up. 204 00:07:16,521 --> 00:07:17,687 You'll see. 205 00:07:17,689 --> 00:07:20,022 Ooh. 206 00:07:20,024 --> 00:07:22,992 Mrs. Kelly looks hot on screen. 207 00:07:22,994 --> 00:07:24,660 Come on, man, knock that off. 208 00:07:24,662 --> 00:07:26,996 There's something about people on TV. 209 00:07:26,998 --> 00:07:28,698 Catch me up. W-what did I miss? 210 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:29,899 Uh, well, the grunty one, 211 00:07:29,901 --> 00:07:31,567 physically abuses the shrill one. 212 00:07:31,569 --> 00:07:33,235 And the shrill one psychologically abuses 213 00:07:33,237 --> 00:07:34,370 the grunty one. 214 00:07:34,372 --> 00:07:35,404 And it really plays. 215 00:07:35,406 --> 00:07:36,706 It's really funny, 216 00:07:36,708 --> 00:07:38,174 And, you know what, uh, actually, 217 00:07:38,176 --> 00:07:39,842 I-I'm gonna try something here, guys. 218 00:07:41,012 --> 00:07:43,079 You are a horrible woman, 219 00:07:43,081 --> 00:07:46,215 and I can't wait until those cigarettes kill you. 220 00:07:46,217 --> 00:07:49,251 And I shall dance on your grave. 221 00:07:51,255 --> 00:07:53,923 Yeah. 222 00:07:53,925 --> 00:07:55,424 This is so great! 223 00:07:55,426 --> 00:07:57,359 And having those other people laugh 224 00:07:57,361 --> 00:07:59,028 tells me when I should laugh. 225 00:07:59,030 --> 00:08:00,096 Good. Yeah. 226 00:08:00,098 --> 00:08:01,230 I love that. 227 00:08:01,232 --> 00:08:02,565 And the music that I added makes you 228 00:08:02,567 --> 00:08:04,066 you know that it's light. Yeah. 229 00:08:04,068 --> 00:08:05,901 It's also helping me realize that I think the situation's 230 00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:07,536 okay o-over there, you know? 231 00:08:07,538 --> 00:08:09,405 And-and, honestly, I'm gonna ignore my mom's note, 232 00:08:09,407 --> 00:08:10,573 like I ignore her phone calls. 233 00:08:10,575 --> 00:08:11,707 I think we're good here. 234 00:08:11,709 --> 00:08:12,875 They have chemistry. 235 00:08:12,877 --> 00:08:14,410 And I really love 236 00:08:14,412 --> 00:08:16,245 how playful and fun my mom's coming off. 237 00:08:16,247 --> 00:08:17,613 Well. Uh, no. 238 00:08:17,615 --> 00:08:19,582 Yeah, no, no. Never. No, no. 239 00:08:19,584 --> 00:08:22,051 I actually find your mom very off-putting. 240 00:08:22,053 --> 00:08:23,052 Yeah. She's hard-hard on the eyes. 241 00:08:23,054 --> 00:08:24,053 Tough on the eyes. 242 00:08:24,055 --> 00:08:25,221 And you know what else? 243 00:08:25,223 --> 00:08:26,722 Like, super one-note. Yeah. 244 00:08:26,724 --> 00:08:28,257 No! No, no, no, no. 245 00:08:28,259 --> 00:08:29,625 My mom's got lots of notes. 246 00:08:29,627 --> 00:08:30,960 She's a symphony. 247 00:08:30,962 --> 00:08:32,595 She's getting so many laughs. 248 00:08:32,597 --> 00:08:34,597 She's pushing the... I'm concerned about longevity. 249 00:08:34,599 --> 00:08:36,065 I mean, she's getting laughs from us, 250 00:08:36,067 --> 00:08:38,434 now, sure, but, uh, I think that we're gonna 251 00:08:38,436 --> 00:08:39,602 have a problem in the long run. 252 00:08:39,604 --> 00:08:41,103 You just don't understand the nuance 253 00:08:41,105 --> 00:08:42,271 of her performance. I don't. 254 00:08:42,273 --> 00:08:43,405 Cut to a close-up. 255 00:08:43,407 --> 00:08:44,774 We need more close-ups. 256 00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:49,011 Mmm. 257 00:08:52,650 --> 00:08:55,317 And she's constantly looking directly 258 00:08:55,319 --> 00:08:56,585 into the camera somehow. 259 00:08:56,587 --> 00:08:58,621 She's repulsive. She is repulsive. 260 00:08:58,623 --> 00:08:59,822 You know what? I'm gonna go over there 261 00:08:59,824 --> 00:09:01,257 and-and I'm gonna show you. 262 00:09:01,259 --> 00:09:02,491 Sh-she can pop, okay? 263 00:09:02,493 --> 00:09:04,260 She's gonna pop. You'll see. 264 00:09:05,797 --> 00:09:07,596 Hang on. What's up? 265 00:09:07,598 --> 00:09:08,998 My mom's trying to call me. 266 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,499 Hmm. Oh, wait, wait, wait, you know what? 267 00:09:10,501 --> 00:09:11,801 Don't pick up. Don't pick up. 268 00:09:11,803 --> 00:09:12,835 Oh, no, I never would. Okay, good. 269 00:09:12,837 --> 00:09:13,936 But let's let that play out. 270 00:09:13,938 --> 00:09:16,138 Camera one. 271 00:09:16,140 --> 00:09:17,640 Oh, Charlie. 272 00:09:17,642 --> 00:09:19,508 Charlie, please pick up. 273 00:09:19,510 --> 00:09:21,510 One, two, three. 274 00:09:21,512 --> 00:09:24,146 Charlie, where are you? 275 00:09:24,148 --> 00:09:26,715 One, two, three. 276 00:09:27,785 --> 00:09:29,852 Oh. 277 00:09:34,158 --> 00:09:37,259 God, it's me, Bonnie. 278 00:09:37,261 --> 00:09:40,796 I'm so worried about my Charlie boy. 279 00:09:40,798 --> 00:09:44,166 Please don't have him be in a ditch somewhere, 280 00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:47,303 or squished between two trains, 281 00:09:47,305 --> 00:09:49,638 and his body mangled, 282 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:52,808 so if they move the trains, 283 00:09:52,810 --> 00:09:55,978 all his guts and bodily fluids 284 00:09:55,980 --> 00:09:58,514 and organs spill out. 285 00:09:58,516 --> 00:10:01,684 Please, God... 286 00:10:01,686 --> 00:10:03,152 don't have him die. 287 00:10:03,154 --> 00:10:04,520 Aw. 288 00:10:04,522 --> 00:10:07,690 I knew it. 289 00:10:07,692 --> 00:10:09,024 She's a star. 290 00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,693 Huh. Charlie. 291 00:10:10,695 --> 00:10:12,061 This-this could be huge. 292 00:10:12,063 --> 00:10:13,362 Yeah? I mean, 293 00:10:13,364 --> 00:10:14,663 I think this really could be a show, 294 00:10:14,665 --> 00:10:16,031 with your mom as the star, I mean, 295 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,867 imagine what that would do for your mom. 296 00:10:17,869 --> 00:10:19,201 I mean, w-what do you think? 297 00:10:19,203 --> 00:10:20,402 Oh, shit. 298 00:10:20,404 --> 00:10:22,171 Well, now I'm thinking 299 00:10:22,173 --> 00:10:24,840 about my mom starring in a show, and I like it. 300 00:10:24,842 --> 00:10:28,310 Um, now I'm thinking about minotaurs. 301 00:10:28,312 --> 00:10:30,846 Now I'm thinking about a hoagie sandwich. 302 00:10:30,848 --> 00:10:33,215 Now I'm thinking about a glass of water to go with the chips. 303 00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:34,383 How-how many of my thoughts do you need? 304 00:10:34,385 --> 00:10:35,751 Do you want me to go on and on, or... 305 00:10:35,753 --> 00:10:38,254 No, that's... We're good. 306 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:46,428 Mom, you know that I think you are the most captivating 307 00:10:46,430 --> 00:10:47,930 and beautiful woman in the world, don't you? 308 00:10:47,932 --> 00:10:49,565 No. Oh! 309 00:10:49,567 --> 00:10:50,933 I got something for you. 310 00:10:50,935 --> 00:10:52,234 Sort of brighten you up a little bit. 311 00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:53,769 What the hell is that? 312 00:10:53,771 --> 00:10:54,770 Lipstick. 313 00:10:54,772 --> 00:10:55,771 "Heartbreaker." 314 00:10:55,773 --> 00:10:57,206 Just like you. 315 00:10:57,208 --> 00:10:58,540 I ain't wearing no lipstick. 316 00:10:58,542 --> 00:10:59,575 Come on, Mom. 317 00:10:59,577 --> 00:11:00,709 Be-be agreeable, 318 00:11:00,711 --> 00:11:02,011 which makes you rootable, 319 00:11:02,013 --> 00:11:03,212 which makes you likeable. 320 00:11:03,214 --> 00:11:04,413 (bleep) you! 321 00:11:04,415 --> 00:11:06,215 That's a joke. 322 00:11:06,217 --> 00:11:08,417 That's a joke, we will beep that, I think. 323 00:11:08,419 --> 00:11:10,719 He will beep that, and that'll be... funny. 324 00:11:10,721 --> 00:11:12,021 Uh, you know, let me just, uh, 325 00:11:12,023 --> 00:11:13,188 try and put some of this... 326 00:11:13,190 --> 00:11:14,390 Buzz off! 327 00:11:14,392 --> 00:11:16,091 That's good— buzz off. 328 00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:18,394 You know, that's like, uh, a call back, 329 00:11:18,396 --> 00:11:20,195 which could become a catchphrase. 330 00:11:20,197 --> 00:11:21,397 You should probably think of a few more 331 00:11:21,399 --> 00:11:23,032 so you're not just too one-note. 332 00:11:23,034 --> 00:11:24,533 What about, um, 333 00:11:24,535 --> 00:11:25,868 "I can't even." 334 00:11:25,870 --> 00:11:28,237 Or, "That went well." 335 00:11:28,239 --> 00:11:31,707 I'm gonna take a shit. 336 00:11:31,709 --> 00:11:33,375 That's not a good catchphrase. 337 00:11:33,377 --> 00:11:34,376 It is healthy, though. 338 00:11:34,378 --> 00:11:35,544 (shouting): Oh... 339 00:11:35,546 --> 00:11:38,580 Cock-a-doodle-doo! 340 00:11:42,086 --> 00:11:43,285 What are you doing? 341 00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:45,587 Just the wacky neighbor, swinging by 342 00:11:45,589 --> 00:11:47,089 with the usual hijinks. 343 00:11:47,091 --> 00:11:49,792 Aga-aga-aga-agoo. 344 00:11:53,264 --> 00:11:55,431 I'm sorry. 345 00:11:55,433 --> 00:11:57,599 Do I hear someone upstairs? 346 00:11:57,601 --> 00:11:59,268 Oh, neighbor! 347 00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:01,570 Just swingin' by to say, "Hello." 348 00:12:01,572 --> 00:12:03,105 Will you look at that? 349 00:12:03,107 --> 00:12:05,474 I've got my dumb head stuck in the banister. 350 00:12:05,476 --> 00:12:07,609 Dee's a nightmare, dude. It's awful. 351 00:12:07,611 --> 00:12:09,445 You're not gonna try and put a laugh in, or... 352 00:12:09,447 --> 00:12:10,612 Uh, nowhere to put it. 353 00:12:10,614 --> 00:12:11,780 Yeah, you can't tell where the jokes 354 00:12:11,782 --> 00:12:12,915 are supposed to be. Exactly. 355 00:12:12,917 --> 00:12:14,450 Whoops. (chuckles) Okay. 356 00:12:14,452 --> 00:12:16,919 It's actually a little bit stuck— Mac? 357 00:12:16,921 --> 00:12:18,287 (groaning): Mac, you want to come pull on me? 358 00:12:18,289 --> 00:12:20,122 Dee, I-I don't know what you're doing, 359 00:12:20,124 --> 00:12:21,857 because n-none of this is playing, 360 00:12:21,859 --> 00:12:23,592 and you're not funny at all and— 361 00:12:23,594 --> 00:12:24,793 Hey, you know what, Dee? 362 00:12:24,795 --> 00:12:26,028 From here, what you're doing 363 00:12:26,030 --> 00:12:27,796 actually is kind of funny. 364 00:12:27,798 --> 00:12:29,098 I wish we could get Mac out of there. 365 00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:30,432 Oh, I know. Terrible. 366 00:12:30,434 --> 00:12:31,967 He's making me sick. Yeah. Ugly. 367 00:12:33,637 --> 00:12:35,938 Mrs. Kelly, can you please help me out? 368 00:12:35,940 --> 00:12:38,140 Uh, my head is really stuck. 369 00:12:38,142 --> 00:12:40,776 Um, I don't do well with emergencies, 370 00:12:40,778 --> 00:12:42,778 and I have to answer the door. 371 00:12:44,815 --> 00:12:46,682 Hi, Jack. Hi, Bonnie. 372 00:12:46,684 --> 00:12:48,317 Just stopping by to pick up that hard drive 373 00:12:48,319 --> 00:12:50,619 I accidentally left under the floorboards. 374 00:12:50,621 --> 00:12:52,287 Oh, come on in. Okay. 375 00:12:52,289 --> 00:12:54,123 Man, what is Uncle Jack doing there? 376 00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:55,190 He's awful. Yeah, so creepy. 377 00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:56,392 He's gonna ruin the show. 378 00:12:56,394 --> 00:12:57,893 Yeah, that creepy pedophile vibe 379 00:12:57,895 --> 00:12:59,628 he's got going on is going to be a tough sell. 380 00:12:59,630 --> 00:13:00,996 You know, even in Europe. 381 00:13:00,998 --> 00:13:02,264 Uh, let me try something here. 382 00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:06,201 Let me take that jacket. 383 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:08,003 Ooh! 384 00:13:08,005 --> 00:13:09,138 Thank you. 385 00:13:09,140 --> 00:13:10,205 Mm. 386 00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:11,673 Aw. 387 00:13:11,675 --> 00:13:14,343 Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! 388 00:13:14,345 --> 00:13:15,711 (laughing): That's funny from over here. 389 00:13:15,713 --> 00:13:17,179 Yeah, yeah, just give me a good push on... 390 00:13:17,181 --> 00:13:18,680 W-what are you doing? Hey, w-w-what are you doing? 391 00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:22,151 What the hell was that, man? 392 00:13:22,153 --> 00:13:23,652 Wh-what, that fart? 393 00:13:23,654 --> 00:13:24,887 I'm just trying some new stuff. 394 00:13:24,889 --> 00:13:26,655 No, n-n-not the fart, no. 395 00:13:26,657 --> 00:13:27,689 The fart's good. Yeah, no, I'm talking 396 00:13:27,691 --> 00:13:29,191 about the-the sound effects under my uncle. 397 00:13:29,193 --> 00:13:31,193 What-what... ? Well, uh... 398 00:13:31,195 --> 00:13:32,528 I'm trying to make him likeable 399 00:13:32,530 --> 00:13:34,029 by turning him into the romantic lead. 400 00:13:34,031 --> 00:13:35,164 Romantic lead? 401 00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:36,498 They're brother and sister. 402 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,167 Yeah, the audience doesn't know that. 403 00:13:38,169 --> 00:13:39,234 Well, you know what? I want to see her 404 00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,402 bang somebody, but not him. 405 00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:41,837 Yeah. All right. 406 00:13:41,839 --> 00:13:43,038 What-what if you make him like a, 407 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,673 like a spy or something, right? 408 00:13:44,675 --> 00:13:46,542 And he's looking for his hard drive, right? 409 00:13:46,544 --> 00:13:48,544 Because spies are always looking for hard drives. 410 00:13:48,546 --> 00:13:50,045 Or, or, or how about if you write in 411 00:13:50,047 --> 00:13:52,881 some scumbag stranger comes in off the street, 412 00:13:52,883 --> 00:13:54,716 and goes to town on Bonnie. 413 00:13:54,718 --> 00:13:56,418 All right, look, I don't want to over-write this thing. 414 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:58,253 And-and all of a sudden you want to turn it into a spy thriller? 415 00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:00,089 Well... That's... I don't want to genre jump. 416 00:14:00,091 --> 00:14:02,057 Let-Let's just see how the romantic lead thing plays out 417 00:14:02,059 --> 00:14:03,258 for a minute here. All right. 418 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,693 All right. All right? 419 00:14:19,577 --> 00:14:21,243 Yeah? 420 00:14:21,245 --> 00:14:22,911 (chuckles) What... what do you guys think? 421 00:14:22,913 --> 00:14:24,880 I mean, um, obviously, the audio is temp, you know. 422 00:14:24,882 --> 00:14:26,615 But we could keep my singing voice if you like it. 423 00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:29,618 I like it. I like it, and it feels like a real show, 424 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:32,254 and I love all the letters flying around on the screen. 425 00:14:32,256 --> 00:14:34,256 Those are interesting. Those are names, 426 00:14:34,258 --> 00:14:36,558 uh, 'cause it's a credit sequence, which is... Okay. 427 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,393 pretty good, but-but why isn't my mom in the credit sequence? 428 00:14:38,395 --> 00:14:40,229 'Cause I feel like she was popping. 429 00:14:40,231 --> 00:14:42,097 You're lucky your mom's in the credit sequence at all. 430 00:14:42,099 --> 00:14:43,966 Because I'm writing her off. She's terrible. Let's... 431 00:14:43,968 --> 00:14:45,601 Yeah, the word thing you did was good. Yeah, it was good, right? 432 00:14:45,603 --> 00:14:47,236 I mean, we got to get somebody younger in there, 433 00:14:47,238 --> 00:14:48,804 somebody hipper, somebody who's more fun. Yeah. 434 00:14:48,806 --> 00:14:50,606 you know, preferably somebody of color. Okay. 435 00:14:50,608 --> 00:14:52,241 What are you talking about? You can't kick my mom out. 436 00:14:52,243 --> 00:14:53,942 She lives in the goddamn house. 437 00:14:53,944 --> 00:14:55,611 Well, I'm gonna cut around her, then. 438 00:14:55,613 --> 00:14:57,779 Yeah, we're gonna... Until the ethnic comes, and then 439 00:14:57,781 --> 00:14:59,748 we're gonna need your mom's room. We're gonna get an ethnic. 440 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:01,316 You can't get rid of my mom! I'm getting rid of her. 441 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:02,951 I'm going to cut around her. Mac, 442 00:15:02,953 --> 00:15:04,319 she's out, she's out. I'm gonna... 443 00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:05,821 This is... He thinks she pops. 444 00:15:05,823 --> 00:15:07,256 She's terrible. Yeah. 445 00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:11,660 Mrs. Kelly, hold on. Just give me one second. Ooh! One, two, three. 446 00:15:11,662 --> 00:15:13,328 One, two three. What? What? 447 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:17,266 One, two, three. Oh, my God, what? 448 00:15:17,268 --> 00:15:18,800 (audience applauds) Hi, Frank. 449 00:15:18,802 --> 00:15:20,335 What are you doing here? 450 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:21,603 (whispers): I came to see you. 451 00:15:21,605 --> 00:15:23,005 Oh! Frank, is that you? Hey, 452 00:15:23,007 --> 00:15:24,439 come help me out, I'm stuck. 453 00:15:24,441 --> 00:15:25,807 Not now, Deandra. 454 00:15:27,011 --> 00:15:28,477 Oh, by the way, 455 00:15:28,479 --> 00:15:30,646 none of the stuff you're doing is playing. 456 00:15:30,648 --> 00:15:32,147 Except for the fart stuff. 457 00:15:32,149 --> 00:15:34,316 What fart stuff? 458 00:15:34,318 --> 00:15:37,653 See? You should have farted after you said that. 459 00:15:37,655 --> 00:15:38,954 Just come help me get out of this thing. 460 00:15:38,956 --> 00:15:40,622 Put a fart in, Dennis. What? 461 00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:44,793 Oh, goddamn it, what's Frank doing over there? 462 00:15:44,795 --> 00:15:47,129 I... You know what, I think he's playing the scumbag 463 00:15:47,131 --> 00:15:49,464 who comes in off the street to bang your mom. 464 00:15:49,466 --> 00:15:52,034 Well, I don't want him banging my mom, dude. Shit. 465 00:15:54,038 --> 00:15:56,305 Oh! Uh, hi, Frank. 466 00:15:56,307 --> 00:15:58,840 I didn't know, uh, Bonnie was 467 00:15:58,842 --> 00:16:01,143 gonna be having company. I would have put my hands on. 468 00:16:01,145 --> 00:16:02,711 How embarrassing. 469 00:16:02,713 --> 00:16:04,813 Get lost. I'm gonna bang your sister. 470 00:16:04,815 --> 00:16:06,215 You got it. 471 00:16:06,217 --> 00:16:07,416 Goddamn it, dude, 472 00:16:07,418 --> 00:16:09,151 This is gross. I-I don't want this. 473 00:16:09,153 --> 00:16:11,019 Can we turn this into something else? I mean... 474 00:16:11,021 --> 00:16:13,021 Well, maybe... You know what, maybe we could turn this into, 475 00:16:13,023 --> 00:16:14,856 like, a love triangle thing 476 00:16:14,858 --> 00:16:16,558 between Jack, your mom and Frank? 477 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,560 No, I don't want a love triangle between... 478 00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:20,229 Well... I don't want any shape of love between them. 479 00:16:20,231 --> 00:16:21,396 That's just gross. 480 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,498 Ooh! 481 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:26,168 I'll be in the upstairs attic 482 00:16:26,170 --> 00:16:28,370 rooting around if anyone needs me. 483 00:16:28,372 --> 00:16:30,539 Yeah, I do. I need you. Oh, I'll be up there, Dee. 484 00:16:30,541 --> 00:16:31,873 U-Uncle Jack... Come on, Bonnie. This boner 485 00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:33,542 ain't gonna last forever. Okay. 486 00:16:35,713 --> 00:16:38,547 Yeah. Goddamn it, though, he's really gonna bang her? Yeah. 487 00:16:38,549 --> 00:16:40,215 Did Mac put a camera in my mom's room? 488 00:16:40,217 --> 00:16:41,917 No, I did. 489 00:16:44,521 --> 00:16:46,355 Listen, people... it does not matter 490 00:16:46,357 --> 00:16:48,190 how you people try to ruin this thing. 491 00:16:48,192 --> 00:16:50,792 I will make it work, because I'm a genius. 492 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,564 Now look at the... plant! 493 00:16:55,566 --> 00:16:57,032 Look at the plant. 494 00:16:57,034 --> 00:17:00,402 Now look at the globe. Up. Back to the plant. 495 00:17:00,404 --> 00:17:02,938 Can't cut around her when she's in every shot, can you, Dennis? 496 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:05,274 And look at the teddy bear. And the plant. Great. 497 00:17:05,276 --> 00:17:07,576 This disgusting bitch is in every shot? 498 00:17:07,578 --> 00:17:09,411 I don't want to stand here no more. 499 00:17:09,413 --> 00:17:11,079 I got to take another dump. 500 00:17:11,081 --> 00:17:13,915 Oh, look, Mom, no more shitting, all right? 501 00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:16,551 Um... and when you go, are you not having a full elimination? 502 00:17:16,553 --> 00:17:18,253 I mean, why are you going so much? 503 00:17:18,255 --> 00:17:20,255 (audience laughs, cheers) Mom? 504 00:17:20,257 --> 00:17:22,057 Mom, where are you? 505 00:17:22,059 --> 00:17:23,392 Don't try and steal focus, Charlie. 506 00:17:23,394 --> 00:17:25,961 Charlie, can't breathe. What? What? 507 00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:27,429 Help. Help, Charlie. 508 00:17:27,431 --> 00:17:30,232 Get off me, you crazy bitch! (grunts) 509 00:17:30,234 --> 00:17:32,134 Mom, look, no more shitting! 510 00:17:32,136 --> 00:17:33,935 Let's go, we got to go where the action is. Oh! 511 00:17:33,937 --> 00:17:36,071 Mom! Frank! 512 00:17:36,073 --> 00:17:37,606 Come on, stop banging! 513 00:17:37,608 --> 00:17:39,141 Charlie. What a pleasant surprise. 514 00:17:39,143 --> 00:17:41,443 Get off me, man. Gett off! 515 00:17:41,445 --> 00:17:44,313 Mom stays in the picture. Let's go, come on! 516 00:17:44,315 --> 00:17:47,282 Charlie! I only got to third! Come on, get out of here. 517 00:17:47,284 --> 00:17:50,118 Go. You can have any woman you want— it's got to be my mom? 518 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,486 Hey, come on, what are you doing? 519 00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:52,788 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, Mom, 520 00:17:52,790 --> 00:17:54,656 we got to go where the action is. Come on. 521 00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:56,124 God... Goddamn it! 522 00:17:56,126 --> 00:17:58,794 I was sliding into home, Charlie. 523 00:17:58,796 --> 00:18:00,796 Get out of here, Frank. Aw, come on. 524 00:18:00,798 --> 00:18:03,498 Son of a bitch. Get lost! Charlie! Aw... 525 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,267 I can't breathe. You guys, I'm pretty sure 526 00:18:05,269 --> 00:18:06,935 I'm gonna die in this banister. 527 00:18:06,937 --> 00:18:09,671 Charlie, what's going on? 528 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:12,474 Look, I'm coming clean. We've been watching you guys, right? 529 00:18:12,476 --> 00:18:15,644 The presents that we brought over— they're hidden cameras. 530 00:18:15,646 --> 00:18:17,946 The teddy bear, the globe— all that shit. 531 00:18:17,948 --> 00:18:19,614 I don't know how you didn't see it. And then we 532 00:18:19,616 --> 00:18:21,283 turned it into a show. The show was pretty good. 533 00:18:21,285 --> 00:18:22,984 We had chips. But look— this all started 'cause you 534 00:18:22,986 --> 00:18:25,287 sent me this in the mail. I got freaked out. 535 00:18:25,289 --> 00:18:27,856 Well, I sent it to you because I missed you, 536 00:18:27,858 --> 00:18:30,192 I wanted to see more of you. 537 00:18:32,129 --> 00:18:33,829 in your own home and you guys are fighting too much 538 00:18:33,831 --> 00:18:35,130 or whatever it is? 539 00:18:35,132 --> 00:18:37,866 No. We get along great. 540 00:18:39,503 --> 00:18:41,970 Oh, but this makes me feel so much better. 541 00:18:41,972 --> 00:18:44,339 Now that I know that you're watching me. 542 00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:47,509 My mom feels the same way. 543 00:18:47,511 --> 00:18:49,511 And she also says that she loves me 544 00:18:49,513 --> 00:18:51,980 and misses me. Well, shoot, 545 00:18:51,982 --> 00:18:53,181 all right, well, why don't we bring it on in 546 00:18:53,183 --> 00:18:54,683 for a hug, huh? Okay! 547 00:18:54,685 --> 00:18:57,552 This was all just one big misunderstanding. 548 00:18:57,554 --> 00:19:00,222 Get off me, dude. Get off. What are you doing? Get off. 549 00:19:14,705 --> 00:19:18,006 I got to say it: that's the best episode yet. That is! 550 00:19:18,008 --> 00:19:19,908 It's a classic! Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I love the button 551 00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:22,210 at the ending. Yeah? Oh, that was the biggest joke 552 00:19:22,212 --> 00:19:23,912 in the show. The biggest moment. It was, it was. Was it? 553 00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:26,548 I mean it, really. Oh, well, guys, look, I told you— 554 00:19:26,550 --> 00:19:28,917 I know my physical comedy. Yeah. 555 00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:30,719 Right? Okay, yeah. 556 00:19:30,721 --> 00:19:32,020 Oh! Oh! What are you doing? 557 00:19:32,022 --> 00:19:33,221 What's wrong? Hey. 558 00:19:33,223 --> 00:19:35,023 Show's been cancelled, guys. 559 00:19:35,025 --> 00:19:36,358 What? Wha... 560 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,360 I got a four-episode sex arc. 561 00:19:38,362 --> 00:19:40,195 Nah, nah. You know, now-now that everybody knows 562 00:19:40,197 --> 00:19:43,198 they're being filmed, it's more like a reality TV show, 563 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,534 and I just can't enjoy it when the people who are being filmed 564 00:19:45,536 --> 00:19:47,068 know they're being filmed. Yeah, but what about 565 00:19:47,070 --> 00:19:49,104 our show, man? What about making my mom famous? 566 00:19:49,106 --> 00:19:50,772 It's just not funny anymore. Oh, oh, 567 00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:53,575 oh, oh— I know how to make it funny. (grunts) 568 00:19:53,577 --> 00:19:55,043 (farts) Oh! 569 00:19:55,045 --> 00:19:56,745 What? Oh, I... 570 00:19:56,747 --> 00:19:57,913 I just shit my pants. 571 00:19:57,915 --> 00:19:59,748 Oh, God! Oh! Oh, God. 572 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:00,949 Oh! Oh, God. 573 00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:02,384 Oh, Dee. That's not funny. 574 00:20:02,386 --> 00:20:03,919 I just meant to fart. I didn't... 575 00:20:03,921 --> 00:20:05,620 I didn't... Oh, my God! Without the laugh track 576 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,722 that's, like, really horrible. Yeah, you're just 577 00:20:07,724 --> 00:20:09,257 a grown woman who shit her pants. 578 00:20:15,065 --> 00:20:16,965 Now it's funny again.