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All right.

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Uh, let's get started.

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What do you guys want to know?

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The circumstances
surrounding the death of

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the woman born
Maureen ponderosa

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captivated south Philadelphia.

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She was discovered in an alley
with a broken neck.

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In 2013, Maureen had begun

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her transition to a cat.

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And in her cat form,
she went by the name bastet

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to honor the Egyptian god
of cats.

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The story quickly became fodder
for local media.

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So much for having nine lives.

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This cat did not land
on her feet.

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She landed on her neck.

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Authorities soon focused

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on the suspicious nature
of her death.

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My name is Lance girard.

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I've been with the Philadelphia
police department for 24 years,

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12 of which were with
the homicide division.

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I've seen a lot of things.

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A man wants to turn himself
into a woman?

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Okay. Who am I to judge?

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But, really, a cat?

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What's next? A watermelon?

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First thing we wanted
to establish is

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to whether the deceased
was acting strange.

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Not like "I'm turning myself
into a cat" strange.

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More like suicide strange.

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We learned that she was excited
about an upcoming surgery,

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a, uh, reverse nipplectomy.

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That's where
they add more nipples.

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I guess—

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I don't know—
she wanted more nipples.

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The thought of that just
makes me want to blow my lunch.

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Now, apparently,
the ex-husband was on the hook

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for this surgery
due to an alimony arrangement.

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He wasn't happy about it.

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That's when he became
our primary suspect.

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Was I irritated by this?

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Yeah, of course I was.

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I mean, it was the most
expensive procedure yet.

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You know,
but I-I remained supportive

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and, uh, kept my cool.

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And I never threatened her
in any way.

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Now, due to the nature
of this call,

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we decided to bring him in
for questioning.

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And he cooperated.

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Said he wanted
to clear his name.

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He answered every question.

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Even offered DNA samples.

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Although he did request
to draw his own blood,

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which is kind of strange.

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Mr. Reynolds was forthright.

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Charming, quite frankly.

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It wasn't until I reviewed

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the interrogation footage later
that I saw it.

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Something very unsettling.

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24 years on the job,

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I'd never seen anything
like it.

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Two hours.

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Never moved.

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Never blinked.

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Gives me goose bumps
just thinking about it.

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He had all the right answers,

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but my gut told me
this guy was guilty.

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Of something.

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Did I kill Maureen? No.

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Am I glad she's dead? Sure.

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Maureen's family was
convinced of Dennis's guilt.

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Maureen?

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Maureen died three years ago.

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Dennis killed bastet, all right?

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And let me tell you something.
He did us all a favor.

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You ever seen a grown woman
take a dump in a sandbox?

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Despite conjecture,
the question still remained:

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Was there anything
in Dennis Reynolds' past

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that would suggest him
capable of murder?

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Testing. Testing.

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Syphilis. Syphilis.

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That's... well, yeah...

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Well, he kind of...

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Snapped the neck, uh, off a crow
one time a little bit.

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But that... but that's not

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not normal right, you know?

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I mean, it was just like boys

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being boys. Yeah. That...

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Look, we had a totally
normal childhood, and...

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Look, Dennis wouldn't
hurt a fly. No way.

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Whatever Deandra says is bs.

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She's probably just
covering for him

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because she's afraid he's gonna
snap her neck like that crow.

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He didn't just snap it.

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He broke the thing's head
clean off.

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It was gruesome.

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I still have nightmares
about it.

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And I'm old.

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She told you what?

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No, no, no, no. No, no.

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Look... that crow was injured,

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and I was simply
putting it out of its misery,

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while, yes, testing the tensile
strength of a crow's neck.

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Well, yes,
there was another crow,

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but that's because
I simply couldn't believe

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that a crow's neck
could be that weak.

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Well, yes,
there was a third crow,

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and a fourth, if you must know,
but who likes crows?

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Look, if you can kill
a crow, you can kill a cat.

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Cat, cat, cat...

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That's why I started recording
all our conversations.

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I suspected frank
was probably recording

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all of our conversations,
because of course he would.

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But let me tell you something,

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he was no fan of Maureen's,
either.

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He was just trying
to deflect attention,

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which is why I started recording

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all of our conversations
as well.

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I could have worn a goddamn
imax camera around my neck

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and he wouldn't have noticed.

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The old bitch.

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And I caught him saying
some pretty troubling stuff.

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What are we watching here?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cats, cats.

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Is that me?

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Cats. I'll tell you what to do
with cats.

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Who shot this thing? Dennis?

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Here's what you do with cats.

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Back in the sweatshop in 'nam,
we found a cat,

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we tossed it right in the soup.

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Those hungry bastards
ate cat soup every day.

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What's the worst thing
that could happen?

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Some little kid choke
on a hairball and die.

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So then you toss him
in the soup.

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I was making money hand
over foot, literally.

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Somebody lost a hand or a foot,
I'd toss it in the soup.

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Well, that's all a lie.

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Uh, there was no soup.

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Nope.

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There's no sweatshop.

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Excuse me.
I got to go to the can.

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Investigators wanted
to verify the timeline

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Dennis provided to authorities.

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Like I told the police, uh,

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Mac and I were watching a movie
back at the apartment,

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and then I went to the bar.

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That's true. We were watching
operation dumbo drop.

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We were doing this amazing thing
that I came up with,

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where we watch an old movie,

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and then I turn
the volume down really low

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and we make wiseacre remarks
the entire time.

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Yeah, he didn't come up with it.

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It's just
mystery science theater 3000.

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It's a spin on that.
It's exactly that.

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Well, there's no robots.
So it's worse.

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Oh, come on, Dennis.
It's funny.

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It-it's not funny.
It's not funny at all,

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because you can never
think of jokes on the fly.

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H-he, like,
pauses the movie

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to try and think of
something funny to say,

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and then he never can
think of anything funny,

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so he ends up just saying a line
from borat or Austin powers.

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It's super annoying and
played-out, and it's not funny.

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Well, uh, like this.
"Get in my belly."

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But you're never referring
to anything when you say it.

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"Yeah, baby.
Get in my belly."

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Well, that's two
different characters.

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That's Mike Myers.
It's not Mike Myers.

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It's... it's
multiple characters

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that Mike Myers plays
in-in the same movie.

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Multiple characters
in the same movie?

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What is he, a wizard?

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Look, it's funny, Dennis.

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It's not funny.

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Are we done with this?
Can we be done?

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I'm tired of saying the same
things over and over again.

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Well, wait. Wh— hold— Dennis,
d-don't leave without me.

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I mean, dude, look,
are you mad at me?

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Investigators could
find no discrepancies

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in the timeline.

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But then...

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A twist.

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He totally could have done it.

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Now, supposably, Dennis didn't
see Maureen that night,

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but remember that Maureen
was once Dennis's...

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"Wife. Very nice."

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That was borat.

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It was Friday, payday.

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Maureen always came
into paddy's

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to pick up her alimony check,
asap.

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To avoid confusion,
it should be pointed out

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that in a bizarre twist,

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Deandra Reynolds refused to
be a part of this documentary

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unless we allowed her
to play Maureen

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in the reenactment.

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And Dennis always made
a big show

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of getting her
with the spray bottle.

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You know,
because cats hate water.

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So, you see, Dennis totally saw
Maureen that night.

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Charlie was there.

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Why hasn't he spoken up?

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Probably because Dennis...

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Intimidated him.

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Oh, I just thought it'd be
more dramatic if I...

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Oh, come on, come on.
I didn't lie.

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I just left out some facts
that are insignificant.

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And-and intimidate Charlie?
Please. What am I gonna do?

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Call him on the phone
and threaten him?

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No, I know. But, I mean,
if Mac's gonna do it,

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then, you know, I'm gonna do it.

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At this point
in the interrogation,

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Christ, I was at a loss.

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Further inspection
of Dennis Reynolds' safe

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revealed a cache
of suspicious items.

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Awesome.

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So while Mr. Kelly's statements

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were clearly unreliable and
would need to be thrown out,

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another breakthrough came:

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Autopsy results
came back from the lab.

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Um...

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Look, is getting groomed
like a cat by your ex weird?

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Yep.

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Is it illegal?

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I wish.

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The investigation
was at a crossroads.

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Then another massive break.

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Dennis has an answer
for everything.

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Well, answer me this:

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Where's the collar?

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Cats have collars.

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Maureen's body

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didn't have a collar on it.

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Killers keep trophies.

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Alls I'm saying,

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find the collar,
find the killer.

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This is not the first
time the collar came up.

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Dee Reynolds had, oddly,

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made the collar an issue
during filming.

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Hey. Stop!

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Stop! Stop with the squirting!
Stop! Cool it!

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We said one spray
and then my line.

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I... it was in my contract
that we talked...

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I put one squirt in there
for... on purpose.

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And this collar! I...
Th-there's something wrong

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with the collar.
It's driving me nuts.

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It... is an actual flea collar?

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You son of a bitch.

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I-I really think
the water activated

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some kind of, like, chemical
agent. My-my neck's burning.

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Was the flea collar
actually burning her,

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as she claimed?

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Are you serious?

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Yes, asshole!
It was burning my skin!

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You want to zoom in on this?

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Hard to say.

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But maybe there was
another reason she removed it.

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Whatever Deandra says is bs.

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00:18:40,608 --> 00:18:42,841
She's probably just covering
for him because she's afraid

258
00:18:42,843 --> 00:18:44,576
he's gonna snap her neck
like that crow.

259
00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:48,981
Maybe Deandra
didn't want to wear the collar

260
00:18:48,983 --> 00:18:50,949
in order to cover
for her brother

261
00:18:50,951 --> 00:18:55,154
and to establish that Maureen
never wore a collar at all.

262
00:18:55,156 --> 00:18:59,158
We then discovered something
in this piece of footage

263
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:03,262
that blew the doors wide open
on this case.

264
00:19:03,264 --> 00:19:05,531
Was I a person of interest?

265
00:19:05,533 --> 00:19:06,799
Yeah.

266
00:19:06,801 --> 00:19:08,701
I am an interesting person.

267
00:19:08,703 --> 00:19:10,803
But at the end of the day,
you know,

268
00:19:10,805 --> 00:19:13,005
I'm just some guy
with a crazy ex-wife

269
00:19:13,007 --> 00:19:16,375
who fell off of a roof
pretending to be a cat.

270
00:19:16,377 --> 00:19:17,810
That's the end of it.

271
00:19:17,812 --> 00:19:20,012
All my stories checked out.

272
00:19:20,014 --> 00:19:23,048
I was cleared. Case closed.

273
00:19:25,885 --> 00:19:28,854
Find the collar,
find the killer.

274
00:19:28,856 --> 00:19:30,456
Find the collar,
find the killer.

275
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:31,824
'Cause a dog
is who I am now!

276
00:19:31,826 --> 00:19:32,825
Wrestling announcer:
Hit the referee!

277
00:19:32,827 --> 00:19:34,193
Find the collar...

278
00:19:34,195 --> 00:19:36,195
"Very nice."

279
00:19:36,197 --> 00:19:38,864
Find the collar,
find the killer.

280
00:19:48,842 --> 00:19:52,044
guys, this was an open-and-shut
case that was shut months ago.

281
00:19:52,046 --> 00:19:54,813
And Maureen never wore a collar.
You guys put that there.

282
00:19:54,815 --> 00:19:57,082
Well, yeah, we needed
a big twist at the end

283
00:19:57,084 --> 00:19:58,584
to show that you're guilty.

284
00:19:58,586 --> 00:19:59,918
But I'm-I'm not guilty.

285
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:01,754
What about the security footage
of Maureen's death?

286
00:20:01,756 --> 00:20:03,522
I mean, it shows her
prancing around on the roof

287
00:20:03,524 --> 00:20:05,224
like an asshole,
and then she just falls off.

288
00:20:05,226 --> 00:20:06,759
People don't want to see that,

289
00:20:06,761 --> 00:20:09,094
because it's hard evidence,
you know what I mean? Yeah.

290
00:20:09,096 --> 00:20:11,163
Like, it's better
to actually sit on that footage

291
00:20:11,165 --> 00:20:13,098
until, like, maybe episode
ten, and then let people

292
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:14,867
decide then if you're
guilty or not.

293
00:20:14,869 --> 00:20:17,369
Ten episo... you're gonna do
ten episodes of this?

294
00:20:17,371 --> 00:20:19,571
Yeah, but then even then
we would keep it vague.

295
00:20:19,573 --> 00:20:21,240
I mean, 'cause
that's entertainment, you know?

296
00:20:21,242 --> 00:20:23,175
Someone gets murdered,
and then you make a show.

297
00:20:23,177 --> 00:20:24,743
But you never give
any actual answers,

298
00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:26,445
because that's
what people love.
No.

299
00:20:26,447 --> 00:20:29,281
You drag it out. You rake it
all over the victim's family.

300
00:20:29,283 --> 00:20:31,049
It's sort of like eating
a bag of chips, you know?

301
00:20:31,051 --> 00:20:32,885
It's never gonna
actually make you full,

302
00:20:32,887 --> 00:20:34,086
and at the end you're sick,

303
00:20:34,088 --> 00:20:35,721
but you want
to go back for more.

304
00:20:35,723 --> 00:20:37,356
You want more chips.

305
00:20:37,358 --> 00:20:38,791
Murder is chips.
Okay,

306
00:20:38,793 --> 00:20:40,893
you know what, I don't know
what you guys are talking about,

307
00:20:40,895 --> 00:20:42,561
but I'm gonna find these tapes,
and I'm gonna destroy them.

308
00:20:42,563 --> 00:20:44,630
Well, we have backups,
so it... oh, you know what?
Yeah.

309
00:20:44,632 --> 00:20:46,765
That could make a good episode,
where he's destroying—

310
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,534
let's think about that, right?
He's destroying the tapes...

311
00:20:48,536 --> 00:20:50,035
You know what,

312
00:20:50,037 --> 00:20:51,069
that would be

313
00:20:51,071 --> 00:20:52,438
"Very nice."

314
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,407
Is that borat?

315
00:20:55,409 --> 00:20:56,708
Yes! See?

316
00:20:56,710 --> 00:20:58,811
He gets it.
He's laughing.

317
00:20:58,813 --> 00:21:01,547
Yeah, 'cause I know he
was doing an impression.
He's laughing.

318
00:21:01,549 --> 00:21:03,382
Okay, wait, uh, let me...
Let me think of another one.

319
00:21:03,384 --> 00:21:05,584
Let me think of another one.
"I'll be back."

320
00:21:05,586 --> 00:21:07,853
Oh...
Who is that? Who is that?

321
00:21:49,796 --> 00:21:52,865
Captioned by
media access group at wgbh

322
00:21:55,001 --> 00:21:56,502
who do girls
want to have sex with
more than anybody?

323
00:21:56,504 --> 00:21:58,704
Jugglers.
Ju—

324
00:21:58,706 --> 00:22:00,506
dudes who can,
like, juggle things.
I know what a juggler is.

325
00:22:00,508 --> 00:22:03,041
Sunny.
All new, wednesdays at 10:00.

326
00:22:03,043 --> 00:22:04,176
Only on fxx.

327
00:22:08,047 --> 00:22:12,150
I am a very dangerous man

328
00:22:12,152 --> 00:22:13,519
to know.

329
00:22:16,322 --> 00:22:20,459
Taboo.
All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on fx.

330
00:22:25,031 --> 00:22:27,466
Man seeking woman.

331
00:22:27,468 --> 00:22:29,635
All new, wednesdays at 10:30.

332
00:22:29,637 --> 00:22:31,270
Only on fxx.

333
00:22:38,212 --> 00:22:41,013
I had a little, uh,
kung pao chicken
in my teeth.

334
00:22:41,015 --> 00:22:43,482
Was it alive?

335
00:22:45,485 --> 00:22:47,319
I look terrific now.

336
00:22:51,190 --> 00:22:52,925
So, is he crazy?

337
00:22:52,927 --> 00:22:55,994
Man #2:
He believes he's mentally ill.

338
00:22:55,996 --> 00:22:58,931
But at the same time,
part of him knows...

339
00:23:01,167 --> 00:23:02,568
The power's real.

340
00:23:10,610 --> 00:23:13,211
Take an hour
of his time.

341
00:23:13,213 --> 00:23:15,781
Wow. Look at
Stan's yard.

342
00:23:15,783 --> 00:23:17,916
Someone's been busy.

343
00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:21,053
Clearly not in ours.
Maybe Henry can do
some work today.

344
00:23:21,055 --> 00:23:23,121
Yeah.

345
00:23:23,123 --> 00:23:25,624
I forget your back
is always bad
this time of year.

346
00:23:25,626 --> 00:23:27,292
Only when there
are leaves—

347
00:23:31,464 --> 00:23:33,498
when did you
wash this last?