1 00:00:06,881 --> 00:00:08,714 come on, this way. 2 00:00:10,151 --> 00:00:12,218 Clear the room. 3 00:00:15,088 --> 00:00:16,789 All clear, nobody's here. 4 00:00:18,225 --> 00:00:19,925 It sounds like it got quiet out there. 5 00:00:19,927 --> 00:00:21,160 Yeah. 6 00:00:21,162 --> 00:00:23,395 Shit! Frank! There's somebody here. 7 00:00:24,798 --> 00:00:26,398 Is anybody here? 8 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,801 Speak up— we will shoot. 9 00:00:31,304 --> 00:00:33,339 Wait, hold your fire, frank! It's just a kid. 10 00:00:33,341 --> 00:00:35,007 Hey, boy. 11 00:00:35,009 --> 00:00:36,609 Is that water for us? 12 00:00:40,180 --> 00:00:43,582 Jesus Christ, frank, you just killed a kid! 13 00:00:43,584 --> 00:00:46,118 Eh. 14 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,419 Jesus Christ! 15 00:00:47,421 --> 00:00:48,954 Oh, my god. 16 00:00:48,956 --> 00:00:50,389 I'm gonna give him cpr. 17 00:00:55,295 --> 00:00:57,363 Now, is he blowing someone? What is happening? 18 00:00:57,365 --> 00:00:59,198 Yeah, looks like it. Jesus Christ, 19 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:00,432 frank, he was just trying to give us water, man! 20 00:01:00,434 --> 00:01:01,934 Forget it, he's dead. 21 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:03,802 You can't go around killing kids! 22 00:01:03,804 --> 00:01:05,204 Think about his mom and his dad. 23 00:01:05,206 --> 00:01:06,338 How long they been playing this for? 24 00:01:06,340 --> 00:01:07,339 Oh, dude... 25 00:01:07,341 --> 00:01:08,340 Three straight days. 26 00:01:08,342 --> 00:01:09,341 They've been playing this 27 00:01:09,343 --> 00:01:10,376 for three days? Yeah, absolutely. 28 00:01:10,378 --> 00:01:12,144 Jesus Christ, have they slept? 29 00:01:12,146 --> 00:01:13,946 No. No, they've just been wandering around the bar, 30 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:15,714 blowing kids, doing whatever they're doing, you know? 31 00:01:15,716 --> 00:01:17,449 Frank, behind you! Is this where we're headed? 32 00:01:17,451 --> 00:01:18,617 I mean, as a world? Know what I mean— 33 00:01:18,619 --> 00:01:19,952 as a society? 34 00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:22,788 Hey, uh, have any of you seen my guy yet? 35 00:01:22,790 --> 00:01:24,456 Oh, what is this, now? What? Who? Huh? 36 00:01:24,458 --> 00:01:25,958 What do you want to tell us? Just tell us. Oh, I just 37 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:27,526 totally hooked up with this super hot 38 00:01:27,528 --> 00:01:29,795 stripper soldier last night. He's swinging by. 39 00:01:29,797 --> 00:01:30,996 Oh, you're dating a stripper. Mm-hmm. 40 00:01:30,998 --> 00:01:31,997 Wow, gross. 41 00:01:31,999 --> 00:01:33,632 Gross? If you guys started 42 00:01:33,634 --> 00:01:35,201 dating a stripper you'd be bragging about it 43 00:01:35,203 --> 00:01:37,002 for days. I meet myself a Channing Tatum 44 00:01:37,004 --> 00:01:39,171 and suddenly it's gross? 45 00:01:39,173 --> 00:01:40,372 A what— a charming taint man? 46 00:01:40,374 --> 00:01:42,041 What words is she trying to say? 47 00:01:42,043 --> 00:01:44,376 Uh, she's talking about Channing Tatum. Oh. 48 00:01:44,378 --> 00:01:45,344 He's an actor. What do I know him in? 49 00:01:45,346 --> 00:01:47,313 Well, he-he plays g.I. Joe. Oh! 50 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:49,248 G.I... oh, g.I. Joe's the shit. G.I. Joe. Yeah, yeah. 51 00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:51,317 Well, then say g.I. Joe, don't make up a name. All right, you know what, 52 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:52,551 whatever. It doesn't matter. Anyway, 53 00:01:52,553 --> 00:01:54,053 we had this really amazing connection 54 00:01:54,055 --> 00:01:55,554 and the sex was so meaningful, 55 00:01:55,556 --> 00:01:56,989 both of us wept tears of joy. 56 00:01:56,991 --> 00:01:59,325 Makes me want to throw up. Yeah. 57 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:00,392 Just what happened. You know what I think is happening 58 00:02:00,394 --> 00:02:01,560 right now? I think the guy's 59 00:02:01,562 --> 00:02:03,229 coming by because you stole his watch. 60 00:02:03,231 --> 00:02:04,430 Oh, right, you jacked his wallet or something 61 00:02:04,432 --> 00:02:06,098 so he'd come over and you-you... 62 00:02:06,100 --> 00:02:08,267 Yeah. Right? Just to get him to talk to you again. 63 00:02:08,269 --> 00:02:09,868 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 64 00:02:09,870 --> 00:02:12,338 Hello. Hey. Hey, Mike. 65 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:13,572 Hey. Thanks for calling me. 66 00:02:13,574 --> 00:02:15,107 Yeah. Thanks for coming by. So you have 67 00:02:15,109 --> 00:02:16,175 my watch? 68 00:02:17,377 --> 00:02:19,411 Oh... Yeah. Just diving 69 00:02:19,413 --> 00:02:20,913 straight into that, huh? 70 00:02:20,915 --> 00:02:22,281 Listen, um, I'm really glad 71 00:02:22,283 --> 00:02:23,616 you called, though. 72 00:02:23,618 --> 00:02:25,284 I really wanted to thank you for last night. 73 00:02:25,286 --> 00:02:27,086 Thank you for last night. 74 00:02:27,088 --> 00:02:28,254 Yeah. It's like, we were 75 00:02:28,256 --> 00:02:29,455 having sex and the whole time 76 00:02:29,457 --> 00:02:30,456 yeah. I was like, 77 00:02:30,458 --> 00:02:32,091 "what's become of me?" 78 00:02:32,093 --> 00:02:34,426 You know, all I do is I strip all night, I play 79 00:02:34,428 --> 00:02:36,695 video games all day, I have meaningless sex 80 00:02:36,697 --> 00:02:37,863 with strangers. 81 00:02:37,865 --> 00:02:38,931 My own daughter won't even 82 00:02:38,933 --> 00:02:40,132 talk to me, you know? So I was 83 00:02:40,134 --> 00:02:42,134 like... "Damn." 84 00:02:42,136 --> 00:02:44,136 And I realized I hit rock bottom. 85 00:02:45,105 --> 00:02:46,305 Oh. 86 00:02:46,307 --> 00:02:47,740 And that's why I was crying. 87 00:02:47,742 --> 00:02:50,075 Oh. Right, yeah. 88 00:02:50,077 --> 00:02:52,144 Yeah. Yeah. But don't-don't take it personally. 89 00:02:52,146 --> 00:02:53,612 No. Because it... Why would it be? 90 00:02:53,614 --> 00:02:55,247 All right, cool. It's... 91 00:02:55,249 --> 00:02:56,715 Yeah, cool. Cool, 'cause it really 92 00:02:56,717 --> 00:02:59,285 helped me realize that I got to give that lifestyle up. 93 00:02:59,287 --> 00:03:00,286 Oh... So thank you. 94 00:03:00,288 --> 00:03:01,654 You're welcome. 95 00:03:01,656 --> 00:03:04,356 Um... I don't remember your name. 96 00:03:06,893 --> 00:03:08,160 Dee. 97 00:03:08,162 --> 00:03:09,662 Dee? 98 00:03:09,664 --> 00:03:11,630 Yeah. Cool. 99 00:03:11,632 --> 00:03:14,733 Now, can I get that watch, or... 100 00:03:14,735 --> 00:03:16,435 Hey, Dee, I think he just wants his watch. I think he needs his... 101 00:03:16,437 --> 00:03:17,436 Yeah, I understand. Yeah. 102 00:03:17,438 --> 00:03:18,437 Oh, yeah, yeah. 103 00:03:41,094 --> 00:03:44,129 rock bottom? Me? Uh, hey, buddy, how about when 104 00:03:44,131 --> 00:03:45,431 your daughter stopped talking to you— 105 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:46,699 maybe that was your rock bottom, okay? 106 00:03:46,701 --> 00:03:48,000 I'm not rock bottom. 107 00:03:48,002 --> 00:03:49,968 You know what I am? I'm a rock. 108 00:03:49,970 --> 00:03:52,338 Dee is a rock. In fact, I'm the type of gal 109 00:03:52,340 --> 00:03:54,306 who makes men's lives better. 110 00:03:54,308 --> 00:03:56,875 Hey-o! You guys mind if I shower in that leaky urinal again? 111 00:03:59,546 --> 00:04:00,379 Well, that... don't count that. 112 00:04:00,381 --> 00:04:01,714 That's not a good example. 113 00:04:01,716 --> 00:04:03,115 No, I got— I got to do something 114 00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:04,683 about this, goddamn it. 115 00:04:04,685 --> 00:04:06,452 I am gonna fix this problem, 'cause I'm gonna 116 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:07,553 tell you something right now: 117 00:04:07,555 --> 00:04:10,356 Sweet Dee is a rock. 118 00:04:10,358 --> 00:04:12,324 Goddamn it, frank, you shot a woman. 119 00:04:12,326 --> 00:04:14,026 Who cares? Jesus Christ, man, 120 00:04:14,028 --> 00:04:16,462 I got to stop. This is too real. What, what? 121 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:17,796 I got to take a break, dude. 122 00:04:17,798 --> 00:04:19,531 It's driving me insane. 123 00:04:19,533 --> 00:04:21,400 Come on, how are we gonna win if you keep quitting? 124 00:04:21,402 --> 00:04:22,835 I don't care! 125 00:04:22,837 --> 00:04:24,370 Lot of storm-outs today, huh? Yeah. 126 00:04:24,372 --> 00:04:26,205 Yeah. Yeah. This is pathetic. 127 00:04:26,207 --> 00:04:27,573 Dee can't handle a little rejection. 128 00:04:27,575 --> 00:04:28,507 Mac's banged up 129 00:04:28,509 --> 00:04:29,742 over a goddamn video game. 130 00:04:29,744 --> 00:04:30,843 Yeah. It's... 131 00:04:30,845 --> 00:04:32,644 Stripper guy is traumatized 132 00:04:32,646 --> 00:04:34,580 because he gets to take his clothes off 133 00:04:34,582 --> 00:04:36,548 in front of a bunch of horny ladies. 134 00:04:36,550 --> 00:04:38,384 Yeah. And then he has sex with one disgusting bird. 135 00:04:38,386 --> 00:04:40,185 Yeah. Come on, man, 136 00:04:40,187 --> 00:04:42,154 that's not trauma. That's not real trauma. Nah. It's not even 137 00:04:42,156 --> 00:04:43,555 that bad. I mean, if— if anything, 138 00:04:43,557 --> 00:04:44,556 that's insulting to people 139 00:04:44,558 --> 00:04:45,657 yeah. Who have experienced real trauma. 140 00:04:45,659 --> 00:04:46,658 I think it is. Yeah. I mean, like 141 00:04:46,660 --> 00:04:48,160 you, for instance. 142 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:49,528 Uh, me? 143 00:04:49,530 --> 00:04:50,829 Well, yeah. Sure, man. 144 00:04:50,831 --> 00:04:51,997 I mean, you grew up fatherless. 145 00:04:51,999 --> 00:04:53,265 You were raised by a woman 146 00:04:53,267 --> 00:04:54,433 who was basically a prostitute. 147 00:04:54,435 --> 00:04:55,768 Well, the father stuff was real. 148 00:04:55,770 --> 00:04:56,769 Yeah, without a doubt. 149 00:04:56,771 --> 00:04:57,736 Got some daddy issues there. 150 00:04:57,738 --> 00:04:58,937 And-and you, too. I mean, 151 00:04:58,939 --> 00:05:00,606 like, you know, what happened with you— 152 00:05:00,608 --> 00:05:02,574 with Ms. klinsky, the librarian. I mean, you were raped. 153 00:05:02,576 --> 00:05:03,842 Ah. No. St... And tha-that's got to affect you. 154 00:05:03,844 --> 00:05:04,843 That's trauma. Will you stop? 155 00:05:04,845 --> 00:05:05,844 Why do you guys br— no. 156 00:05:05,846 --> 00:05:07,179 That wasn't a rape, okay? 157 00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:08,580 It was. That was a mutual— no, stop. Like... 158 00:05:08,582 --> 00:05:10,382 She's an older woman, you were a younger... 159 00:05:10,384 --> 00:05:11,683 A woman can't rape a guy. 160 00:05:11,685 --> 00:05:13,419 An older woman can rape a younger... It's not... 161 00:05:13,421 --> 00:05:14,787 Doesn't matter. That's not the point. Oh, yeah. Right, right. 162 00:05:14,789 --> 00:05:15,788 This is separate, yeah. Look, it's— 163 00:05:15,790 --> 00:05:17,022 it's not the point. The point is, 164 00:05:17,024 --> 00:05:18,791 yeah, fine, I'll do it. 165 00:05:18,793 --> 00:05:20,893 You'll do what? 166 00:05:20,895 --> 00:05:22,628 I'll strip. Yeah. 167 00:05:22,630 --> 00:05:24,763 Huh. I didn't realize you were talking about that. 168 00:05:24,765 --> 00:05:25,798 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 169 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:26,865 Huh. You know, 170 00:05:26,867 --> 00:05:29,034 if this Mike fella wants to walk away 171 00:05:29,036 --> 00:05:30,769 from an amazing stripping career, 172 00:05:30,771 --> 00:05:32,471 hey, I'll take up that mantle. 173 00:05:32,473 --> 00:05:33,772 You know, frankly, I'm a little disappointed 174 00:05:33,774 --> 00:05:35,407 in myself for not thinking of it before. 175 00:05:35,409 --> 00:05:36,442 You know? It just makes sense. 176 00:05:36,444 --> 00:05:37,443 Right, yeah. 177 00:05:37,445 --> 00:05:38,477 Here's the thing, man. 178 00:05:38,479 --> 00:05:39,478 I can't do it without you. 179 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:40,646 I need you to get my back. 180 00:05:40,648 --> 00:05:42,981 Oh, uh, you want me to strip with you? 181 00:05:42,983 --> 00:05:44,450 Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no. 182 00:05:44,452 --> 00:05:46,118 I-I-I— no, I just literally 183 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,286 need you to have a look at my back, you know, 184 00:05:47,288 --> 00:05:48,454 make sure there's no moles 185 00:05:48,456 --> 00:05:49,555 or, like, unsightly hairs, 186 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:50,556 bumps, zits, you know, 187 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:51,557 that kind of thing. Ah, yeah... 188 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:52,558 And then, you know, get after it. 189 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:53,492 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll clean you up. 190 00:05:53,494 --> 00:05:54,593 All right, all right, I can do that. 191 00:05:54,595 --> 00:05:55,928 Cool. Cool, man. You be my boy? 192 00:05:55,930 --> 00:05:57,429 Yeah, I'll be the boy. 193 00:05:57,431 --> 00:05:59,131 Well, just be my— l-like my bag boy. 194 00:05:59,133 --> 00:06:00,799 You know, carry around my-my lotions, 195 00:06:00,801 --> 00:06:02,601 my oils, my scents, my razors. 196 00:06:02,603 --> 00:06:03,836 Cool, man. Chill, chill. 197 00:06:03,838 --> 00:06:05,304 Yeah, that's cool, right? 198 00:06:05,306 --> 00:06:06,872 Yeah, that's cool, bro. Cool. Cool. 199 00:06:09,075 --> 00:06:10,476 Frank, where are you, man? 200 00:06:10,478 --> 00:06:11,543 I can't see. 201 00:06:12,512 --> 00:06:13,912 Jesus Christ. 202 00:06:14,915 --> 00:06:17,850 Oh, who's there? Oh... 203 00:06:17,852 --> 00:06:19,451 Hey, boy. 204 00:06:19,453 --> 00:06:20,652 How you doing, man? 205 00:06:24,825 --> 00:06:26,992 No! Baba! 206 00:06:28,294 --> 00:06:29,294 Mama! 207 00:06:29,296 --> 00:06:30,629 Oh, shit! 208 00:06:30,631 --> 00:06:31,864 Oh, no, man! 209 00:06:31,866 --> 00:06:32,931 I'm so sorry, man. 210 00:06:33,933 --> 00:06:36,935 Hey, son. 211 00:06:36,937 --> 00:06:39,104 Dad? What are you doing here? 212 00:06:39,106 --> 00:06:40,272 How did you get in the game? 213 00:06:40,274 --> 00:06:41,707 Guess we... 214 00:06:41,709 --> 00:06:43,876 Won't be having that catch 215 00:06:43,878 --> 00:06:45,677 after all. 216 00:06:45,679 --> 00:06:46,979 You were gonna have a catch with me? 217 00:06:46,981 --> 00:06:51,517 I was, but... 218 00:06:51,519 --> 00:06:53,552 You killed me, son. 219 00:06:54,622 --> 00:06:56,955 I... love... 220 00:06:56,957 --> 00:06:59,057 Wa-wa... 221 00:06:59,059 --> 00:07:00,726 Wait! Wait, dad! Who do you love? 222 00:07:00,728 --> 00:07:02,728 Dad, who do you love? Wait. 223 00:07:02,730 --> 00:07:06,064 Dad, who do you love? No, dad! No! 224 00:07:09,069 --> 00:07:11,637 What the hell? 225 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:13,705 Oh, was that a dream? 226 00:07:13,707 --> 00:07:15,541 Dennis? 227 00:07:15,543 --> 00:07:17,743 Oh, my god, man, I just had the weirdest dream. 228 00:08:06,927 --> 00:08:09,261 What? Frank. 229 00:08:09,263 --> 00:08:11,930 Look, I-I... I can't sleep. I'm having nightmares. 230 00:08:11,932 --> 00:08:13,765 Dead kids, dads. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Mac. 231 00:08:13,767 --> 00:08:15,567 Slow down. What are you saying? 232 00:08:15,569 --> 00:08:17,035 I got to quit the game, dude. I can't 233 00:08:17,037 --> 00:08:18,570 do this anymore. No, no, no. 234 00:08:18,572 --> 00:08:20,138 Don't quit just yet. 235 00:08:20,140 --> 00:08:22,641 Look, have a drink and calm down. Okay, fine. 236 00:08:22,643 --> 00:08:25,444 I'll calm down. I'll-I'll drink some whiskey or something. 237 00:08:25,446 --> 00:08:27,446 Yeah, stuff it down with brown. 238 00:08:27,448 --> 00:08:29,481 That's the best way to deal with things. 239 00:08:29,483 --> 00:08:30,949 Okay. 240 00:08:30,951 --> 00:08:33,318 Kid's a mess. 241 00:08:38,658 --> 00:08:40,993 Goddamn it, Charlie, we're 30 minutes late, man. 242 00:08:40,995 --> 00:08:43,095 I'm so sorry I cut your back so many times, man. 243 00:08:43,097 --> 00:08:44,730 What happened? I was nervous, dude. 244 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:46,999 Why? I've never, like, cut such a muscular back. 245 00:08:47,001 --> 00:08:49,301 Thanks, man. Yeah. Oh, dude, your back looks great, man. 246 00:08:49,303 --> 00:08:51,803 I'm working hard, dude. Dude, you're putting the work in, and it's showing, man. 247 00:08:54,074 --> 00:08:56,742 But just let's not talk about it in there. Don't bring it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 248 00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:58,410 Can you walk me through what your guy is again? 249 00:08:58,412 --> 00:08:59,911 Okay, so here's the deal, man. 250 00:08:59,913 --> 00:09:01,680 Who do girls want to have sex with more than anybody else? 251 00:09:01,682 --> 00:09:03,749 Jugglers. Jug...? 252 00:09:03,751 --> 00:09:05,651 Dudes who can, like, juggle things. I know what a juggler is. 253 00:09:05,653 --> 00:09:06,685 You know, with the fire sticks and the balls. Yeah. 254 00:09:06,687 --> 00:09:08,620 No, they don't want to have sex with a juggler. 255 00:09:08,622 --> 00:09:10,622 They want to have sex with their dads. 256 00:09:10,624 --> 00:09:13,825 Weird. Yeah, it is weird, so I'm a dad. 257 00:09:13,827 --> 00:09:15,827 Oh. Okay, cool. Oh, and I'm your boy. 258 00:09:15,829 --> 00:09:19,531 All right, that works. Well, no. What? Why would you be my boy? 259 00:09:19,533 --> 00:09:21,500 Oh, you said I was gonna be your boy 'cause I have daddy trauma, 260 00:09:21,502 --> 00:09:23,001 and then, I didn't realize I was gonna be your boy 261 00:09:23,003 --> 00:09:24,503 in there, but that works great. 262 00:09:24,505 --> 00:09:25,804 No, that doesn't make any sense. 263 00:09:25,806 --> 00:09:27,272 How would you be my s...? 264 00:09:27,274 --> 00:09:28,707 I'm their dad. How could I also be your dad? 265 00:09:28,709 --> 00:09:30,208 We can't all be related. Christ, Charlie, 266 00:09:30,210 --> 00:09:31,843 you're not making any sense, man. Right, right. 267 00:09:31,845 --> 00:09:34,212 Yeah, I mean, you could have a lot of kids, I guess. 268 00:09:34,214 --> 00:09:36,281 I got to say, though, I'm looking inside there, 269 00:09:36,283 --> 00:09:37,683 and this isn't making sense to me. 270 00:09:37,685 --> 00:09:39,217 I mean, these are all older women. Might be 271 00:09:39,219 --> 00:09:41,353 a little bit hard for me to pull off the dad thing at all. 272 00:09:41,355 --> 00:09:43,689 That's not a good play. You know, I'm getting a bad feeling about this, man. 273 00:09:43,691 --> 00:09:45,724 Hey, man, do you think maybe that's 'cause 274 00:09:45,726 --> 00:09:48,360 of your librarian trauma? You're talking about Ms. klinsky? 275 00:09:48,362 --> 00:09:50,028 Yeah, she was an older woman, and... What? No. There was... 276 00:09:50,030 --> 00:09:52,330 Let's not talk... can we stop talking about trauma 277 00:09:52,332 --> 00:09:54,299 and-and-and cuts on the... On peoples' backs? Yes. 278 00:09:54,301 --> 00:09:55,734 And let's... It's not sexy, okay? 279 00:09:55,736 --> 00:09:57,502 Okay, yeah, well, then let's split. Okay. 280 00:09:57,504 --> 00:09:59,304 All right, let's go. All right, man. 281 00:09:59,306 --> 00:10:01,139 Are you the stripper? 282 00:10:01,141 --> 00:10:02,974 Oh, uh, yeah, that's him. Uh... 283 00:10:02,976 --> 00:10:04,876 What, are you 40? Yup. 284 00:10:04,878 --> 00:10:06,712 Fine. You guys'll do, I guess. 285 00:10:06,714 --> 00:10:08,880 Y-you guys? No. Sorry. I'm just the boy. 286 00:10:10,751 --> 00:10:13,318 Well, you're not my boy. He's not... 287 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,987 Are you gonna stand out here and talk like little bitches, 288 00:10:15,989 --> 00:10:19,658 or are you gonna come inside and take your dicks out for money? 289 00:10:20,927 --> 00:10:22,928 Daddy? 290 00:10:22,930 --> 00:10:25,897 Don't call me daddy. 291 00:10:25,899 --> 00:10:27,733 Yeah, my generation— 292 00:10:27,735 --> 00:10:29,901 we drank our problems away. 293 00:10:29,903 --> 00:10:33,171 But since you softies like to talk about everything, 294 00:10:33,173 --> 00:10:35,774 I figured this was a good thing to do. 295 00:10:35,776 --> 00:10:37,843 A PTSD support group, frank? 296 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:39,778 Yeah, yeah. Maybe you'll get some help, 297 00:10:39,780 --> 00:10:42,414 we can finish the damn game. What's up, dicks? 298 00:10:42,416 --> 00:10:44,082 What the hell are you doing here? 299 00:10:44,084 --> 00:10:46,785 Well, because I am a rock and not a rock bottom, I decided 300 00:10:46,787 --> 00:10:49,554 to reach out to Mike and see if I could get him some help 301 00:10:49,556 --> 00:10:51,022 with, uh, some of these issues he's been having. 302 00:10:51,024 --> 00:10:53,425 I'm confused. Is this a PTSD meeting for vets? 303 00:10:53,427 --> 00:10:55,794 Mm-hmm, yeah. You're a military guy, right? 304 00:10:55,796 --> 00:10:58,230 No. It was just my stripper character. 305 00:10:58,232 --> 00:10:59,965 Really? Oh, I just figured you based 306 00:10:59,967 --> 00:11:03,034 your characters off past experiences. Why? 307 00:11:03,036 --> 00:11:06,772 Okay, look, I-I'm not gonna pass myself off as a vet, frank. 308 00:11:06,774 --> 00:11:08,039 Yeah, I don't feel good about this. Maybe... Well, then just don't talk. 309 00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:09,875 But... You don't have to talk. Just sit down. 310 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:12,043 Okay, everybody, let's grab a chair, let's get this started. 311 00:11:14,982 --> 00:11:16,882 the bat, I can see we got some newcomers 312 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:19,451 here today. You guys want to introduce yourselves? 313 00:11:19,453 --> 00:11:20,819 Ugh. Goddamn it. 314 00:11:20,821 --> 00:11:22,654 Uh, I'm frank. 315 00:11:22,656 --> 00:11:24,990 I've been around the block, seen some action. 316 00:11:24,992 --> 00:11:26,892 I was in 'nam for a while. 317 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:28,560 Private sector mostly. 318 00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:29,961 I did shoot a couple of dinks 319 00:11:29,963 --> 00:11:32,631 who tried to Jack some sneakers off the factory floor. 320 00:11:32,633 --> 00:11:33,999 No big deal. 321 00:11:34,001 --> 00:11:35,600 I don't feel nothing about it. 322 00:11:35,602 --> 00:11:37,836 I'm just here to support my buddy. 323 00:11:37,838 --> 00:11:39,805 Uh... 324 00:11:39,807 --> 00:11:41,573 Hello. I'm Dee. I'm a rock. 325 00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:43,141 I'm here with this guy. 326 00:11:43,143 --> 00:11:46,011 There was a bit of a mix-up about his military credentials, 327 00:11:46,013 --> 00:11:48,280 but, uh... whatever. 328 00:11:48,282 --> 00:11:50,949 Now he's under the delusion that he's hit rock bottom, 329 00:11:50,951 --> 00:11:54,853 you know, and I just don't see how that's possibly true, so, 330 00:11:54,855 --> 00:11:56,955 we're gonna straighten that up while we're 331 00:11:56,957 --> 00:11:58,690 sitting here today, you know. 332 00:11:58,692 --> 00:11:59,991 Mac's being a pussy! 333 00:11:59,993 --> 00:12:01,493 He doesn't want to fight anymore! 334 00:12:01,495 --> 00:12:03,028 I'm not being a pussy. 335 00:12:03,030 --> 00:12:04,262 I just don't want to kill women and children. 336 00:12:04,264 --> 00:12:05,297 How do I get him 337 00:12:05,299 --> 00:12:07,265 to stop thinking of them as real people? 338 00:12:07,267 --> 00:12:08,700 Mike's embarrassed about his dancing, 339 00:12:08,702 --> 00:12:10,435 and I just... I don't get that. 340 00:12:10,437 --> 00:12:12,304 I don't... how is that rock bottom behavior? 341 00:12:12,306 --> 00:12:14,005 You know? Think of Channing Tatum. 342 00:12:14,007 --> 00:12:15,841 Can you please explain Channing Tatum to him? 343 00:12:18,178 --> 00:12:19,444 Mac can't sleep at night. 344 00:12:19,446 --> 00:12:22,047 He's having erotic nightmares and shit. 345 00:12:24,017 --> 00:12:26,618 Mike's embarrassed about his video game-playing, which makes 346 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,887 no sense to me, 'cause you know what? Video games are hard. 347 00:12:28,889 --> 00:12:30,889 You ever play fallujah? Beat it five times. 348 00:12:30,891 --> 00:12:33,291 You want to play with me? I'm actually trying to get away from that. 349 00:12:33,293 --> 00:12:34,860 Well, what if he paid you? 350 00:12:36,864 --> 00:12:40,298 Wow. Really? Well, will you look at that? Now we're getting somewhere, huh? 351 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:43,068 Yeah. That couldn't have happened without your rock, could it? 352 00:12:43,070 --> 00:12:44,236 Wait a second, frank. What about me? 353 00:12:44,238 --> 00:12:45,737 You're out. Dishonorable discharge. 354 00:12:45,739 --> 00:12:47,005 I'm sorry. 355 00:12:47,007 --> 00:12:48,740 What is happening here? 356 00:12:48,742 --> 00:12:49,875 Doesn't matter. We're done with you. 357 00:12:49,877 --> 00:12:51,243 Yeah, we're good. Yeah. 358 00:12:58,851 --> 00:13:01,219 Hey, son. Dad? 359 00:13:01,221 --> 00:13:03,555 What are you doing here? 360 00:13:03,557 --> 00:13:06,224 I broke out of jail and came straight to see you. 361 00:13:06,226 --> 00:13:10,495 Because you love me? 'Cause I'm gonna kill you, son. 362 00:13:10,497 --> 00:13:12,230 Oh. Oh, no! 363 00:13:14,735 --> 00:13:17,068 What...? What-what's happening? 364 00:13:17,070 --> 00:13:19,004 When did I get here? How long have I been asleep? 365 00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:20,438 You got here, like, five minutes ago. 366 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,107 You've been asleep for 35 seconds. 367 00:13:22,109 --> 00:13:23,742 Oh, Jesus Christ, I'm-I'm losing my mind. 368 00:13:23,744 --> 00:13:25,443 I mean, I'm actually going insane. You know, 369 00:13:25,445 --> 00:13:27,112 we're all having a little bit of a hard time right now. 370 00:13:27,114 --> 00:13:28,513 Yeah. But we got to fight fire with fire, 371 00:13:28,515 --> 00:13:29,915 and Charlie and I refuse to be defeated by this. 372 00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:31,449 We're gonna win this war. 373 00:13:31,451 --> 00:13:34,753 What war? The war on women! Women, man! 374 00:13:34,755 --> 00:13:36,588 There's a war on women? Can I get in on that? 375 00:13:36,590 --> 00:13:37,923 Bro, it's been raging 376 00:13:37,925 --> 00:13:39,391 since the beginning of time, bro. 377 00:13:39,393 --> 00:13:41,026 Oh. And we're losing ground. 378 00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:42,527 Phone! 379 00:13:42,529 --> 00:13:43,929 Hello. 380 00:13:43,931 --> 00:13:45,964 Ah, yeah. 381 00:13:45,966 --> 00:13:48,199 Uh, yeah, is youse daddy and the boy? 382 00:13:48,201 --> 00:13:49,901 Uh, y-yes, it is. Boy speaking. 383 00:13:49,903 --> 00:13:51,202 Oh. 384 00:13:51,204 --> 00:13:54,940 Yeah. Uh, I hear youse are re... rule good. 385 00:13:54,942 --> 00:13:56,608 Well, yeah, that-that is true. 386 00:13:56,610 --> 00:13:58,276 Well, I've got a party for you. 387 00:13:58,278 --> 00:14:00,478 Um, daddy wants to speak with you. Yeah. 388 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,048 Yeah, this is daddy. What's-what's the gig? 389 00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:05,917 Uh, yeah, a giant party. Tons of sorority girls. 390 00:14:05,919 --> 00:14:07,786 Sorority girls. Oh, sorority girls. Nice. 391 00:14:07,788 --> 00:14:10,488 Did you just lick your hand? Yeah, that... 392 00:14:10,490 --> 00:14:13,758 That sounds good. Um, listen, a few new ground rules, though. 393 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,994 I'm a bad dad now. And, uh, 394 00:14:15,996 --> 00:14:17,796 the boy's also gonna be dancing with me. 395 00:14:17,798 --> 00:14:19,798 Okay. Uh, whatever. Uh, uh... 396 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,833 Yeah, we need Mike. We need him. 397 00:14:21,835 --> 00:14:24,235 Mike? Why do you want Mike, Dee? What? You knew it was me? 398 00:14:24,237 --> 00:14:26,504 Of course I knew it was you. Who else does accents so poorly? 399 00:14:26,506 --> 00:14:28,840 The accents were terrible. The accents were terrible. All right, look, I just... 400 00:14:28,842 --> 00:14:30,642 I want him to have fun, make a ton of money, 401 00:14:30,644 --> 00:14:32,444 party with a bunch of sorority girls, you know? 402 00:14:32,446 --> 00:14:34,245 I need to show him that this is a great life. 403 00:14:34,247 --> 00:14:36,147 This is not a rock-bottom life. 404 00:14:36,149 --> 00:14:37,849 We'll do it at paddy's. It'll be a win-win. 405 00:14:37,851 --> 00:14:40,085 Make a ton of mon... Mmm. 406 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:42,854 Yes. Okay. 407 00:14:42,856 --> 00:14:44,656 What? Hello? 408 00:14:44,658 --> 00:14:46,124 Goddamn it. 409 00:14:46,126 --> 00:14:48,526 This is good. This is... th-this is good. 410 00:14:48,528 --> 00:14:51,029 Young girl sorority girls. It's, like, age-appropriate for me, 411 00:14:51,031 --> 00:14:53,198 you know? Not like those perverted librarians. 412 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,767 Cougars. Whatever, man. Yeah. 413 00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:57,802 And it's gonna be on our home turf. Like, paddy's. 414 00:14:57,804 --> 00:14:59,671 Whoa. And with Mike, we'll be like a... Oh. 415 00:14:59,673 --> 00:15:02,207 We'll be like an elite stripping dance force, like a unit, man. 416 00:15:02,209 --> 00:15:04,609 Dude, dude, dude, dude, we're gonna look good, man. Yeah. Yeah, man. 417 00:15:04,611 --> 00:15:07,012 We're gonna win this war. We're gonna win this war on women. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, yeah. 418 00:15:07,014 --> 00:15:09,447 You know what, Mac, maybe we could use you after all. 419 00:15:11,050 --> 00:15:13,018 He's asleep. Yeah, he's out. 420 00:15:19,692 --> 00:15:22,227 It's amazing! I can't believe they have zombies 421 00:15:22,229 --> 00:15:23,495 on the final level! 422 00:15:23,497 --> 00:15:25,830 I love zombies. Ghouls, too. I love ghouls. 423 00:15:25,832 --> 00:15:28,199 Right now, if we can just make it to that second box 424 00:15:28,201 --> 00:15:29,801 over there, we can grab the all spark coin 425 00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:31,169 and we can win the game. 426 00:15:31,171 --> 00:15:32,837 Can win the game. 427 00:15:32,839 --> 00:15:34,039 Can win the game. 428 00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:35,573 Frank? Where are you, man? 429 00:15:35,575 --> 00:15:37,809 I can't see. 430 00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:39,044 Shit! Frank! 431 00:15:44,216 --> 00:15:46,184 Frank. Frank. 432 00:15:46,186 --> 00:15:47,185 Frank! 433 00:15:47,187 --> 00:15:48,219 Frank! 434 00:15:48,221 --> 00:15:50,922 Oh. What happened? 435 00:15:50,924 --> 00:15:53,525 Where am I? Oh, you're in the back office. You passed out 436 00:15:53,527 --> 00:15:56,094 playing the game, dude. We dragged you back here so you could sleep. 437 00:15:56,096 --> 00:15:58,063 Oh, Mac. I think I was too hard on you. 438 00:15:58,065 --> 00:16:00,498 I think I got PTSD, too. 439 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,233 Oh, no. We don't have that. Huh? 440 00:16:02,235 --> 00:16:03,902 Yeah, I actually slept about ten hours last night, dude, 441 00:16:03,904 --> 00:16:05,336 and I feel great. 442 00:16:05,338 --> 00:16:07,872 I think we were just suffering from sleep deprivation. 443 00:16:07,874 --> 00:16:09,941 Well, where's Mike? I want to finish the game. 444 00:16:09,943 --> 00:16:11,709 Oh, we finished the game. Yeah, like, right after 445 00:16:11,711 --> 00:16:13,511 you passed out, Mike and I just got in there. 446 00:16:13,513 --> 00:16:15,613 Dude, it was awesome. Do you want to do it again? 447 00:16:15,615 --> 00:16:17,282 No, I don't want to play anymore. 448 00:16:17,284 --> 00:16:18,883 Well, where's Mike? I'll do it with him. 449 00:16:18,885 --> 00:16:20,351 He's out, too. Yeah, he's doing 450 00:16:20,353 --> 00:16:22,120 some weird stripping thing with Dennis and Charlie. 451 00:16:22,122 --> 00:16:24,355 I only woke you up 'cause I figured you'd want to see it. 452 00:16:24,357 --> 00:16:26,091 Yeah? Yeah. 453 00:16:34,134 --> 00:16:35,633 I really appreciate you getting me 454 00:16:35,635 --> 00:16:36,935 this gig. I mean, truthfully, 455 00:16:36,937 --> 00:16:38,103 I don't think I was ready 456 00:16:38,105 --> 00:16:39,471 to give this lifestyle up. 457 00:16:39,473 --> 00:16:41,072 Of course not. Why would you? You're really good 458 00:16:41,074 --> 00:16:42,774 at dancing. That's nothing to be ashamed of. 459 00:16:42,776 --> 00:16:44,976 Listen, you like video games? I got you paid for it. 460 00:16:44,978 --> 00:16:47,545 You're a great stripper? I got you this gig. 461 00:16:47,547 --> 00:16:49,114 And you know what I'm gonna do for you next? What? 462 00:16:49,116 --> 00:16:50,949 I'm gonna reunite you with your daughter. 463 00:16:50,951 --> 00:16:52,584 Oh, man. Yep. 464 00:16:52,586 --> 00:16:55,120 Look, I really appreciate everything you've done. 465 00:16:55,122 --> 00:16:57,755 It really, really means a lot to me. Eh, well, 466 00:16:57,757 --> 00:16:59,791 you just needed your rock. 467 00:16:59,793 --> 00:17:02,293 Fire it up. Smell good? Everything poppin'? All right. No, feels good. 468 00:17:02,295 --> 00:17:04,162 I don't know. What do you think? You like how it smells? Look good? It looks good. 469 00:17:04,164 --> 00:17:06,164 And you can't see any of the blood. It's all patched up good. Okay, good. 470 00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:08,299 What do you think about my prop, hmm? That's really cool. 471 00:17:08,301 --> 00:17:10,301 A little kid licking that up there. Wait, what-what am I smelling? 472 00:17:10,303 --> 00:17:12,103 Cheese. Yeah, yeah. Is that made of cheese? 473 00:17:14,341 --> 00:17:15,974 Why did you make a cheese lollipop? It stinks. 474 00:17:15,976 --> 00:17:17,775 For-for my nerves. Yeah. That smells horrible. 475 00:17:17,777 --> 00:17:19,944 Oh, god. There's nothing sexy about cheese. Put it away. 476 00:17:19,946 --> 00:17:21,613 Ladies, 477 00:17:21,615 --> 00:17:24,682 are we ready to party tonight? 478 00:17:25,785 --> 00:17:27,752 So am I. 479 00:17:27,754 --> 00:17:28,920 All right. 480 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:29,921 We're gonna see some skin 481 00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:31,689 tonight. Yeah. 482 00:17:31,691 --> 00:17:32,991 Scars and all. 483 00:17:32,993 --> 00:17:34,159 This, actually, is a real scar, too. 484 00:17:34,161 --> 00:17:36,494 And I got a good story behind that. 485 00:17:36,496 --> 00:17:39,197 This is, uh... they took out the kidney, actually, 486 00:17:39,199 --> 00:17:41,199 from the fron... a chinaman. And he did not know 487 00:17:41,201 --> 00:17:42,634 how to do it, I'll tell you that much. 488 00:17:42,636 --> 00:17:44,536 Cricket was a bad idea, huh? 489 00:17:44,538 --> 00:17:46,437 Yeah, I know. But we needed that, like, you know, 490 00:17:46,439 --> 00:17:49,440 McConaughey emcee-type. Yeah. But looks like we got 491 00:17:49,442 --> 00:17:51,442 aids Dallas buyers club McConaughey, 492 00:17:51,444 --> 00:17:53,645 not magic Mike McConaughey. That is what he looks like. 493 00:17:53,647 --> 00:17:55,213 It's a good crowd, though. It's a good crowd. He's... yeah. 494 00:17:55,215 --> 00:17:56,814 All right, well... 495 00:17:56,816 --> 00:17:58,149 That was the first time that I really thought, 496 00:17:58,151 --> 00:18:00,151 "hey, I might actually, uh... 497 00:18:00,153 --> 00:18:04,255 I might die, and... And no one's gonna remember." 498 00:18:05,824 --> 00:18:08,059 All right! Hey! 499 00:18:08,061 --> 00:18:09,727 Let's, uh, keep it movin'. 500 00:18:09,729 --> 00:18:11,196 Keepin' it real, keepin' it sexy, 501 00:18:11,198 --> 00:18:13,198 and takin' back the power, 502 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:16,234 let's give it up for daddy and the boy! 503 00:18:26,345 --> 00:18:28,813 Hey, boy, let's have a catch. 504 00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:31,249 over here, pop. 505 00:18:32,051 --> 00:18:34,652 Hey. Good throw, son. 506 00:18:34,654 --> 00:18:35,887 I love you, dad! 507 00:18:35,889 --> 00:18:37,422 I love you, too, son. Oh? 508 00:18:37,424 --> 00:18:39,090 And even though I never even said it enough. 509 00:18:39,092 --> 00:18:40,091 What is this? 510 00:18:40,093 --> 00:18:41,092 I wasn't a good... shh! 511 00:18:41,094 --> 00:18:42,427 I wasn't a good father to you, 512 00:18:42,429 --> 00:18:43,695 and-and I regret that now. 513 00:18:43,697 --> 00:18:45,029 No, that's fine, because now 514 00:18:45,031 --> 00:18:46,097 is our chance to connect. 515 00:18:46,099 --> 00:18:47,198 This is super weird. 516 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,900 Hey! Shush, all right? 517 00:18:48,902 --> 00:18:51,202 This is our thing. We have the power. You don't talk. 518 00:18:51,204 --> 00:18:52,437 All right, you know what, dad, don't listen to them, 519 00:18:52,439 --> 00:18:54,038 'cause we're gonna win this war. 520 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,340 This is not sexy! 521 00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:56,407 Just take something off! 522 00:18:56,409 --> 00:18:57,709 You know, you take something off! 523 00:18:57,711 --> 00:18:59,677 All right, look, it's too hot for baseball. 524 00:18:59,679 --> 00:19:01,879 I'm gonna take my clothes off now. I think. 525 00:19:01,881 --> 00:19:04,382 Okay! Yeah, now we'll take our clothes off. 526 00:19:04,384 --> 00:19:06,251 Yeah! 527 00:19:06,253 --> 00:19:08,620 Wait, wait, son, don't. Don't. They're laughing. 528 00:19:08,622 --> 00:19:10,688 Don't take your clothes off if they're laughing. We have the power. 529 00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:13,124 It's not a joke! It's not a joke, all right? This is sexy. 530 00:19:14,427 --> 00:19:16,094 Oh, stop, sto— oh, you know what? 531 00:19:16,096 --> 00:19:17,729 You might want to check your programs 'cause I'm bad dad now. 532 00:19:17,731 --> 00:19:19,364 I'll take you to your goddamn room. 533 00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:22,267 I'll bend you over my knee. Take your dicks out! 534 00:19:22,269 --> 00:19:25,403 All right, listen to me. This is it, this is what you were made for. 535 00:19:25,405 --> 00:19:28,306 Now you get out there and save the day, soldier. 536 00:19:31,243 --> 00:19:32,744 This is about a father and a son 537 00:19:32,746 --> 00:19:35,313 whose relation... Oh, come on! 538 00:19:35,315 --> 00:19:38,383 And now, the moment you've all been waiting for— 539 00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:39,617 soldier boy Mike. 540 00:20:19,693 --> 00:20:21,292 Dad? 541 00:20:21,294 --> 00:20:22,293 Oh, Janie? 542 00:20:22,295 --> 00:20:24,495 Oh! Your cock was in my face! 543 00:20:24,497 --> 00:20:26,331 Oh, god, I didn't mean to! I didn't mean to! 544 00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:27,665 You're disgusting! 545 00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:29,467 My finger touched your asshole! 546 00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:32,370 Never talk to me again! 547 00:20:32,372 --> 00:20:34,472 I got you! 548 00:20:34,474 --> 00:20:36,974 I got you. I'm your rock bottom? 549 00:20:36,976 --> 00:20:38,776 I'm your rock— that's your rock bottom, 550 00:20:38,778 --> 00:20:41,012 sticking your dick in your daughter's face, you son of a bitch. 551 00:20:41,014 --> 00:20:42,347 Why would you do that? Get out of here! 552 00:20:42,349 --> 00:20:44,115 That's my daughter! 553 00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:46,517 Oh. 554 00:20:46,519 --> 00:20:47,819 Yes! 555 00:20:49,322 --> 00:20:51,322 Wow. Jesus Christ. 556 00:20:51,324 --> 00:20:53,524 Wow, Dee, that was dark. That's like the darkest thing you've ever done. 557 00:20:53,526 --> 00:20:54,826 You know what that was? 558 00:20:54,828 --> 00:20:56,494 That was your rock bottom. Yeah. 559 00:20:56,496 --> 00:20:58,162 Yeah. Hmm. Whatever. 560 00:20:58,164 --> 00:21:00,365 Feel good. I don't want to talk about it. 561 00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:02,133 I don't want to talk about my thing. You want to talk about your thing? 562 00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:04,535 No, no, let's not. You know what we should do? Let's just, uh... 563 00:21:04,537 --> 00:21:06,371 Let's just get drunk. Let's not talk about trauma. Yeah, come on. 564 00:21:06,373 --> 00:21:07,538 Or deal with any of that shit. Woo. 565 00:21:07,540 --> 00:21:09,140 Let's just have a good time and get drunk, huh? 566 00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:10,541 Stuff it down with some brown. 567 00:21:54,686 --> 00:21:57,688 Captioned by media access group at wgbh 568 00:21:59,024 --> 00:22:00,525 who do girls want to have sex with more than anybody? 569 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,727 Jugglers. Ju— 570 00:22:02,729 --> 00:22:04,529 dudes who can, like, juggle things. I know what a juggler is. 571 00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:07,064 Sunny. All new, wednesdays at 10:00. 572 00:22:07,066 --> 00:22:08,199 Only on fxx. 573 00:22:12,371 --> 00:22:16,441 I am a very dangerous man 574 00:22:16,443 --> 00:22:17,809 to know. 575 00:22:20,612 --> 00:22:24,715 Taboo. All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on fx. 576 00:22:29,455 --> 00:22:31,889 Man seeking woman. 577 00:22:31,891 --> 00:22:34,058 All new, wednesdays at 10:30. 578 00:22:34,060 --> 00:22:35,726 Only on fxx. 579 00:22:42,602 --> 00:22:45,403 I had a little, uh, kung pao chicken in my teeth. 580 00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:47,872 Was it alive? 581 00:22:49,842 --> 00:22:51,742 I look terrific now. 582 00:22:55,514 --> 00:22:57,315 So, is he crazy? 583 00:22:57,317 --> 00:23:00,318 Man #2: I think he believes he's mentally ill. 584 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,254 But at the same time, part of him knows... 585 00:23:05,491 --> 00:23:06,891 The power's real. 586 00:23:08,494 --> 00:23:10,027 Legion. 587 00:23:10,029 --> 00:23:12,763 All new wednesdays at 10:00 on fx. 588 00:23:14,933 --> 00:23:17,502 Take an hour of his time. 589 00:23:17,504 --> 00:23:20,104 Wow. Look at Stan's yard. 590 00:23:20,106 --> 00:23:22,206 Someone's been busy. 591 00:23:22,208 --> 00:23:25,343 Clearly not in ours. Maybe Henry can do some work today. 592 00:23:25,345 --> 00:23:27,445 Yeah. 593 00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:29,947 I forget your back is always bad this time of year. 594 00:23:29,949 --> 00:23:31,582 Only when there are leaves— 595 00:23:35,787 --> 00:23:37,788 when did you wash this last?