1 00:00:00,955 --> 00:00:03,990 Oh, that's fresh, dude. Yeah, that's real nice. 2 00:00:03,992 --> 00:00:06,159 Seriously, you're gonna bring that up again? Jerry, Jerry, 3 00:00:06,161 --> 00:00:08,128 Jerry— I'm so sick of hearing about Jerry, man. 4 00:00:08,130 --> 00:00:10,297 Everything is "Jerry" out of you mouth. Hey, hey, hey, uh, 5 00:00:10,299 --> 00:00:12,465 ch-Charlie, I need a new keg. This one's tapped, buddy. Yeah, give me a second. 6 00:00:12,467 --> 00:00:13,800 Like, if Jerry jumped off a bridge 7 00:00:13,802 --> 00:00:15,135 would you jump off it, too? 8 00:00:15,137 --> 00:00:16,803 Which bridge? Guys, guys... 9 00:00:16,805 --> 00:00:18,138 Which bridge, really? Yeah, yeah. Guys, guys, 10 00:00:18,140 --> 00:00:19,873 please stop arguing, okay? Can you just... 11 00:00:19,875 --> 00:00:21,541 Can you do your jobs today? We got a bunch of customers 12 00:00:21,543 --> 00:00:23,176 in here. I want to take advantage of it. 13 00:00:23,178 --> 00:00:25,212 Look, can you just tell him to get rid of Jerry first? 14 00:00:25,214 --> 00:00:26,646 I'm sorry, I don't even know who that is. 15 00:00:26,648 --> 00:00:28,715 My tapeworm. You have a tapeworm? 16 00:00:28,717 --> 00:00:29,716 Yeah, he got a worm. Yeah. Got a tapeworm. 17 00:00:29,718 --> 00:00:30,717 And you named it? 18 00:00:30,719 --> 00:00:31,851 Jerry. Jerry. 19 00:00:31,853 --> 00:00:33,153 Yeah, okay, great. Look, guys, can 20 00:00:33,155 --> 00:00:34,354 we not do this? Can we not talk about worms 21 00:00:34,356 --> 00:00:35,655 or sewers or rats today, with all these 22 00:00:35,657 --> 00:00:37,724 people in here? We got a good thing going. 23 00:00:37,726 --> 00:00:39,993 Charlie, new keg. Well, I just think maybe I'm a little sensitive 24 00:00:39,995 --> 00:00:41,394 because it's Valentine's day and I don't really 25 00:00:41,396 --> 00:00:43,029 want to hear about Jerry all day long. 26 00:00:43,031 --> 00:00:44,564 But, yeah, fine, what do you want— you want me 27 00:00:44,566 --> 00:00:46,066 to put pink ink in the beer or something, 28 00:00:46,068 --> 00:00:47,834 make it all inky and pink? I... No, no, no, no. 29 00:00:47,836 --> 00:00:49,703 I don't want to do Valentine's day shit, okay? 30 00:00:49,705 --> 00:00:51,571 I don't want to do that. All right, look, all these people 31 00:00:51,573 --> 00:00:53,707 are in here today because they don't have people who love them 32 00:00:53,709 --> 00:00:55,742 and get them shit on Valentine's day. All right? 33 00:00:55,744 --> 00:00:58,044 So, can we not remind them of that with inky beer? 34 00:00:58,046 --> 00:00:59,746 All right, fine. Can you just tell him to get lost, then? 35 00:00:59,748 --> 00:01:01,348 And then we'll go back to the way things were. 36 00:01:01,350 --> 00:01:02,682 Who? Jerry. 37 00:01:02,684 --> 00:01:04,217 The worm? Yeah. 38 00:01:04,219 --> 00:01:06,052 It's an intestinal parasite, incapable of 39 00:01:06,054 --> 00:01:07,887 complex thought. You just described 40 00:01:07,889 --> 00:01:09,256 my ex-husband. 41 00:01:09,258 --> 00:01:11,524 Oh... Oh... 42 00:01:11,526 --> 00:01:13,526 Yeah, he's a... He can't think, yeah. That's pretty funny. 43 00:01:13,528 --> 00:01:15,862 Hey, Dee! Yeah! All right, Dee! 44 00:01:15,864 --> 00:01:19,032 Dee! Dee! Dee! Dee! Dee! Dee! Dee! 45 00:01:19,034 --> 00:01:20,767 Dee is in the house, uh, Dee is in the house, 46 00:01:20,769 --> 00:01:22,869 uh, Dee is in the house. Oh... Oh... 47 00:01:22,871 --> 00:01:24,738 Thanks for the chant, guys. What's up? Yeah, no, 48 00:01:24,740 --> 00:01:27,107 we were talking about the new Dee, the funny one. 49 00:01:29,077 --> 00:01:30,877 Oh, well, she's like a new regular. She's been coming in 50 00:01:30,879 --> 00:01:32,746 here. You know, trying to make her feel more at home. 51 00:01:32,748 --> 00:01:35,548 It's a nickname, short for dottie. Then call her dot. 52 00:01:35,550 --> 00:01:37,917 Nah, we already started calling her Dee and it kind of stuck. 53 00:01:37,919 --> 00:01:39,919 You know, can't really change it now. It's locked in. 54 00:01:39,921 --> 00:01:41,254 That's my nickname, bitch. Don't you take my nickname. 55 00:01:41,256 --> 00:01:42,756 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey! 56 00:01:42,758 --> 00:01:44,591 You bitch! Get out of here! What are you... 57 00:01:44,593 --> 00:01:45,892 Don't-don't yell at the customers, okay? Look, we got 58 00:01:45,894 --> 00:01:47,594 a good thing going here, all right? 59 00:01:47,596 --> 00:01:49,229 We got a bunch of new customers in here. 60 00:01:49,231 --> 00:01:50,897 We got a regular, we might get more regulars. 61 00:01:50,899 --> 00:01:52,599 Let's not screw this up. Guys, guys. 62 00:01:52,601 --> 00:01:54,801 I've got news, I've got glorious news. Oh! 63 00:01:54,803 --> 00:01:56,970 Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! 64 00:01:56,972 --> 00:01:58,805 Mac is in the house, Mac is in the house. 65 00:01:58,807 --> 00:02:00,740 Thanks for the chant, guys. Listen, I need everybody 66 00:02:00,742 --> 00:02:02,909 to drop everything and come out to the back alley. 67 00:02:02,911 --> 00:02:05,245 There is an unopened crate out there. 68 00:02:05,247 --> 00:02:07,113 An un... an unopened crate? Crate? Oh! Crate? 69 00:02:07,115 --> 00:02:09,282 Hey, there's a crate! Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa! 70 00:02:09,284 --> 00:02:11,251 We got a crate. We have a crate. Let's go! No. 71 00:02:11,253 --> 00:02:12,419 What, what? Stop, hey, stop! 72 00:02:12,421 --> 00:02:13,753 What? What? Stop! Stop. 73 00:02:13,755 --> 00:02:15,755 We got a bar full of customers here. 74 00:02:15,757 --> 00:02:17,791 So what? Oh! Oh, shit, okay, okay, you know what I'll do? 75 00:02:17,793 --> 00:02:19,793 Um, I can put a fan next to the yuck puddle, 76 00:02:19,795 --> 00:02:21,828 and the smell's gonna clear everybody out. Oh! 77 00:02:21,830 --> 00:02:23,463 I don't want to clear everybody out. I'm saying 78 00:02:23,465 --> 00:02:25,165 why are we running out of the bar to-to look 79 00:02:25,167 --> 00:02:27,767 in some dumb crate? Well, it's not about the crate. 80 00:02:27,769 --> 00:02:29,102 It's about the mystery of what's inside the crate 81 00:02:29,104 --> 00:02:30,603 that gets us. Yeah, the straw. 82 00:02:30,605 --> 00:02:32,639 Yeah. Well, not the straw, though. No. 83 00:02:32,641 --> 00:02:34,774 Not the straw? No, not the straw. Whatever's in the crate, like... 84 00:02:34,776 --> 00:02:36,843 Oh. Yeah, it's worth a look. It's not worth a look. 85 00:02:36,845 --> 00:02:38,111 It's trash. There's nothing in there. There never is. 86 00:02:38,113 --> 00:02:39,312 This is what I'm saying. Why... 87 00:02:39,314 --> 00:02:40,947 We're always running outside, 88 00:02:40,949 --> 00:02:42,849 out into the world, looking for riches and treasures 89 00:02:42,851 --> 00:02:45,185 when we've got everything we need right here. 90 00:02:45,187 --> 00:02:48,455 Oh, you're saying we do, like, a booze for money type scheme. 91 00:02:48,457 --> 00:02:51,124 That's good. Who came up with that? Who came up with that? Oh. Was it me? 92 00:02:51,126 --> 00:02:52,826 Whoever invented the idea of a bar. 93 00:02:52,828 --> 00:02:54,527 Which is what we decided to do years ago 94 00:02:54,529 --> 00:02:56,963 when we bought this goddamn place. So, can we please, 95 00:02:56,965 --> 00:02:58,698 for once in our lives, not go chasing after crates? 96 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:00,834 You know, and talk about worms? 97 00:03:00,836 --> 00:03:02,802 Right? Yelling at the customers and shit? 98 00:03:02,804 --> 00:03:05,805 Can we just do the one thing we've never tried? 99 00:03:05,807 --> 00:03:08,241 Can we just do our jobs? 100 00:03:34,503 --> 00:03:35,902 '89, good. 101 00:03:39,206 --> 00:03:40,607 Damn drunks. 102 00:03:42,176 --> 00:03:44,177 Rum and coke, Tequila soda. 103 00:03:44,179 --> 00:03:45,578 Pay me. 104 00:03:47,014 --> 00:03:49,582 All right, that's gonna be five. 105 00:03:49,584 --> 00:03:50,984 Out of 20. 106 00:03:55,723 --> 00:03:57,223 Yup. 107 00:03:57,225 --> 00:03:59,058 Aw, she wants another mojito. 108 00:03:59,060 --> 00:04:00,693 Looks like our regular's got herself a usual. 109 00:04:00,695 --> 00:04:02,095 You bet. 110 00:04:02,097 --> 00:04:04,764 Yo. I am all done with my work. 111 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:06,566 Can we go check out that crate now? 112 00:04:06,568 --> 00:04:08,067 What? You're not done. 113 00:04:08,069 --> 00:04:09,436 Shit, how'd you know? 114 00:04:09,438 --> 00:04:10,870 Because the bar's still open. 115 00:04:10,872 --> 00:04:12,572 You're not done till we close. 116 00:04:12,574 --> 00:04:14,374 Hey, what do you say you and me go out the back 117 00:04:14,376 --> 00:04:16,042 and check out that crate. Just the two of us— 118 00:04:16,044 --> 00:04:18,244 no one else has to know. Just to get it off our minds. 119 00:04:18,246 --> 00:04:20,580 It's not on my mind, okay? Let it go. Christ, five people 120 00:04:20,582 --> 00:04:22,415 have walked in here since we started this conversation. 121 00:04:22,417 --> 00:04:24,584 Can you go check their ids so we don't get another 122 00:04:24,586 --> 00:04:26,419 underage drinking situation on our hands? 123 00:04:26,421 --> 00:04:28,087 Just got my mind on that crate. Right, well, 124 00:04:28,089 --> 00:04:29,722 get your mind on your job. Done, done, done. 125 00:04:29,724 --> 00:04:30,790 Done with my work. Oh, Christ, they're like dominoes. 126 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:32,759 Frank, you're not done 127 00:04:32,761 --> 00:04:35,094 until the end of the day. I already cooked the books. 128 00:04:35,096 --> 00:04:37,263 How about you don't cook the books so we can actually tell 129 00:04:37,265 --> 00:04:38,731 how the business is doing? Oh, well... 130 00:04:38,733 --> 00:04:40,400 It's crazy. How are we ever gonna... 131 00:04:40,402 --> 00:04:41,768 Oh, the soda gun's clogged. 132 00:04:41,770 --> 00:04:43,236 Dude, can you go clear the lines for me? 133 00:04:43,238 --> 00:04:44,904 Trick Charlie into doing it. 134 00:04:44,906 --> 00:04:46,473 Well, I want you to do it. 135 00:04:46,475 --> 00:04:47,774 I can't trick Charlie. 136 00:04:47,776 --> 00:04:49,075 Charlie's pretending to ignore me 137 00:04:49,077 --> 00:04:50,577 because he's jealous of Jerry. 138 00:04:50,579 --> 00:04:52,245 I-I don't want you to trick Charlie. 139 00:04:52,247 --> 00:04:53,580 I want you to clear the lines. Speaking of Jerry— 140 00:04:53,582 --> 00:04:54,747 break time. What do you mean? 141 00:04:54,749 --> 00:04:55,949 Lunch. 142 00:04:55,951 --> 00:04:57,116 I'm craving salty, 143 00:04:57,118 --> 00:04:58,451 but Jerry likes sweet. 144 00:04:58,453 --> 00:04:59,652 What are you doing? Don't-don't 145 00:04:59,654 --> 00:05:01,254 reach your hands directly in the... 146 00:05:01,256 --> 00:05:03,089 This is sweet. Oh, Jesus Christ, get out of here, 147 00:05:03,091 --> 00:05:04,424 frank, you're an animal. 148 00:05:04,426 --> 00:05:06,092 He won't stop eating, 149 00:05:06,094 --> 00:05:07,260 yet he's just wasting away. Yeah. 150 00:05:07,262 --> 00:05:09,095 I mean, can you believe them? 151 00:05:09,097 --> 00:05:10,763 You know, I can't even play night crawlers with him anymore 152 00:05:10,765 --> 00:05:12,131 'cause he doesn't want to offend Jerry. 153 00:05:12,133 --> 00:05:13,600 I'm gonna stop you there, Charlie, because 154 00:05:13,602 --> 00:05:15,602 I've exhausted my daily quota of worm talk 155 00:05:15,604 --> 00:05:16,936 and worm-related issues. What are you doing? Yeah. 156 00:05:16,938 --> 00:05:18,271 Don't reach your hands in there! Why not? 157 00:05:18,273 --> 00:05:19,772 Jesus Christ... Oh, god. Look, 158 00:05:19,774 --> 00:05:22,609 can you just... can you please go clear the lines for me? 159 00:05:22,611 --> 00:05:23,610 Are they clogged? 160 00:05:23,612 --> 00:05:25,111 Yeah. 161 00:05:25,113 --> 00:05:27,447 Just trick Dee into it. It's not a tri... 162 00:05:27,449 --> 00:05:29,148 See, this is the problem. You guys all think that work 163 00:05:29,150 --> 00:05:30,850 is tricking people. It's not. It's just your job. 164 00:05:30,852 --> 00:05:32,986 So, can you please go do it? In all the time 165 00:05:32,988 --> 00:05:34,821 that we've talked about tricking each other into doing our jobs 166 00:05:34,823 --> 00:05:36,322 we could've made 1,000 drinks. 167 00:05:36,324 --> 00:05:37,790 Yeah, maybe. All right, 168 00:05:37,792 --> 00:05:39,459 let me see if I can trick Mac into it first. 169 00:05:39,461 --> 00:05:41,628 Don't trick anybody, just do it... oh, goddamn. 170 00:05:41,630 --> 00:05:43,796 I need two shots of whiskey. 171 00:05:43,798 --> 00:05:45,999 More shots of whiskey. Okay, yes, nice. 172 00:05:46,001 --> 00:05:47,534 Finally, somebody's actually working. 173 00:05:47,536 --> 00:05:49,202 You know what, I appreciate that, Dee. 174 00:05:49,204 --> 00:05:51,638 I appreciate you. All right, what are you doing? 175 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,473 No, no, no, no, no. 176 00:05:53,475 --> 00:05:54,974 That was a big one. Thank you. The other one, too. 177 00:05:54,976 --> 00:05:56,543 Yeah, that's what this is. Okay, so, 178 00:05:56,545 --> 00:05:58,144 clearly, you're not busy, so, I need somebody 179 00:05:58,146 --> 00:05:59,812 to clear the lines. The soda gun's clogged. 180 00:05:59,814 --> 00:06:02,315 Did Charlie ask you to trick me? 181 00:06:02,317 --> 00:06:04,050 Trick you? No, the... It's not a trick. 182 00:06:04,052 --> 00:06:06,152 The soda gun is clogged, I cannot make drinks. 183 00:06:06,154 --> 00:06:07,554 I don't know. I don't trust Charlie today. 184 00:06:07,556 --> 00:06:08,988 You know, I made him a Valentine— 185 00:06:08,990 --> 00:06:11,024 he hasn't given me shit yet in return. 186 00:06:11,026 --> 00:06:13,860 Why the hell did you do that? We don't do valentines anymore. 187 00:06:13,862 --> 00:06:15,194 I know, but we used to, and it was fun, 188 00:06:15,196 --> 00:06:17,163 you know? It was a goof. 189 00:06:17,165 --> 00:06:18,898 It wasn't a goof. You guys were supposed to give Valentine's 190 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:21,234 cards to each other, but instead you were just sticking hate mail 191 00:06:21,236 --> 00:06:23,236 in a suggestion box covered in hearts. 192 00:06:23,238 --> 00:06:25,338 I'll give it to you, though— it got a little nasty at the end. 193 00:06:25,340 --> 00:06:26,573 A-a little bit nasty? 194 00:06:26,575 --> 00:06:28,341 One of you put Anthrax in the box. 195 00:06:28,343 --> 00:06:30,176 Or do you not remember the Anthrax scare? 196 00:06:30,178 --> 00:06:32,412 Oh, ho, I remember the Anthrax scare. 197 00:06:32,414 --> 00:06:35,582 To many, 9/18 was the delivery world's 9/11. 198 00:06:35,584 --> 00:06:37,750 That's a good point. No, I'm talking about 199 00:06:37,752 --> 00:06:39,586 a different Anthrax scare, but it shouldn't concern you. 200 00:06:39,588 --> 00:06:41,721 Stop it! She just talks too much. 201 00:06:41,723 --> 00:06:43,890 Hey-oh! Oh! 202 00:06:43,892 --> 00:06:45,525 Cricket! Cricket! 203 00:06:45,527 --> 00:06:47,060 Cricket! Hey, you guys mind 204 00:06:47,062 --> 00:06:49,395 if I go in the bathroom and smoke some pcp? 205 00:06:49,397 --> 00:06:50,730 No, dude, you do you! Go for it. 206 00:06:50,732 --> 00:06:51,898 You do you! 207 00:06:51,900 --> 00:06:53,399 You do you! You do you! 208 00:06:53,401 --> 00:06:55,101 We don't judge, cricket, we don't judge. 209 00:06:55,103 --> 00:06:57,403 What are you doing? Guys, guys, guys, what 210 00:06:57,405 --> 00:06:59,606 in the hell are you doing? Yeah, cricket. Cricket. 211 00:06:59,608 --> 00:07:01,407 Cricket. This has got to stop, you guys. This is nuts. 212 00:07:01,409 --> 00:07:03,409 We can't go around encouraging homeless men 213 00:07:03,411 --> 00:07:05,244 to smoke pcp in our restrooms, 214 00:07:05,246 --> 00:07:07,213 you know, trying to trick each other into doing our jobs 215 00:07:07,215 --> 00:07:10,083 and getting fired up at the-the mere mention of a crate. 216 00:07:10,085 --> 00:07:12,085 Oh, but it's just such a mystery, isn't it? Yeah. 217 00:07:12,087 --> 00:07:13,553 Cool crate. Can't stop thinking about it. 218 00:07:13,555 --> 00:07:15,221 It really isn't though. It's just trash. 219 00:07:15,223 --> 00:07:17,256 It's trash that somebody left behind. 220 00:07:17,258 --> 00:07:18,925 Hey, but if it's mystery you want, 221 00:07:18,927 --> 00:07:21,094 you know, what about the mystery of the yuck puddle? 222 00:07:21,096 --> 00:07:23,396 What the hell is that thing, you know? Why won't it dry up? 223 00:07:23,398 --> 00:07:24,897 Why won't it harden? 224 00:07:24,899 --> 00:07:26,733 It shifts. I've seen it shift. 225 00:07:26,735 --> 00:07:28,935 He's seen it shift. You see, we shouldn't have 226 00:07:28,937 --> 00:07:30,937 an amorphous shifting blob in the bar, you know? 227 00:07:30,939 --> 00:07:33,139 So why don't you and Mac go solve 228 00:07:33,141 --> 00:07:35,241 that goddamn mystery by cleaning it up, you know? 229 00:07:35,243 --> 00:07:37,443 And, oh, what about the mystery of the clogged soda gun, 230 00:07:37,445 --> 00:07:39,078 you know? Dee, why don't you and frank go solve 231 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:41,314 that mystery by clearing the lines? 232 00:07:41,316 --> 00:07:43,583 Well, that's-that's not such a mystery. 233 00:07:43,585 --> 00:07:45,918 And we could probably trick cricket into doing it. Oh, why don't we just trick... 234 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:47,420 Cricket doesn't work here though. 235 00:07:47,422 --> 00:07:48,755 But that's free labor. Yeah, yeah. 236 00:07:48,757 --> 00:07:50,089 That's kind of better. Get him for free. 237 00:07:50,091 --> 00:07:51,090 You're not... You're not getting... 238 00:07:51,092 --> 00:07:52,492 Hey, just do your jobs! 239 00:07:52,494 --> 00:07:54,193 Just do your jobs. 240 00:08:02,604 --> 00:08:05,772 Why isn't it getting any smaller? 241 00:08:05,774 --> 00:08:09,108 Can I be honest, dude? I think this thing's alive. Oh, that must be 242 00:08:09,110 --> 00:08:11,444 what all the bubbling's about, 'cause it's, like, trying to communicate. 243 00:08:11,446 --> 00:08:14,447 It definitely feeds. I-I've found bones in it, man. 244 00:08:14,449 --> 00:08:16,449 So it wants to live. Yeah, dude, I don't know 245 00:08:16,451 --> 00:08:18,951 what I'm gonna do during the next inspection, 'cause I-I can't get rid 246 00:08:18,953 --> 00:08:22,789 of this thing. So Dennis has sent us in here to do the impossible. 247 00:08:22,791 --> 00:08:25,124 Absolutely. Dude, what is going on with him, right? 248 00:08:25,126 --> 00:08:27,960 Like, there's got to be something in this whole "do your job" angle. 249 00:08:29,798 --> 00:08:32,498 He's acting, like, so weird, especially towards me. 250 00:08:35,670 --> 00:08:37,837 Well, no, 'cause he's known that forever, so it's, you know... 251 00:08:37,839 --> 00:08:40,206 Well, he may have suspected it before, but there's no way 252 00:08:40,208 --> 00:08:42,642 he could have known for sure. 'Cause I show no outward signs 253 00:08:42,644 --> 00:08:44,711 of being gay, and that's just the end of the story, all right? 254 00:08:44,713 --> 00:08:47,213 But, look, either way, he's been acting very distant towards me, 255 00:08:47,215 --> 00:08:50,049 and I feel like he sent me in here to punish me or something, 256 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:52,885 because, I agree, the whole, like, "do your job" angle 257 00:08:55,490 --> 00:08:58,691 Like... Unless... oh, my god. 258 00:08:58,693 --> 00:09:03,229 What? Charlie, he doesn't want us to work at all. 259 00:09:03,231 --> 00:09:05,231 He doesn't? No. 260 00:09:05,233 --> 00:09:07,567 He doesn't want us to mop up the yuck puddle. 261 00:09:07,569 --> 00:09:11,537 He wants us to "mop up the yuck puddle." Oh! 262 00:09:11,539 --> 00:09:12,739 Of emotions. 263 00:09:12,741 --> 00:09:14,240 What? 264 00:09:14,242 --> 00:09:16,342 It's a metaphor. For what? 265 00:09:16,344 --> 00:09:19,345 He wants us to talk through our personal issues and be more open 266 00:09:19,347 --> 00:09:22,014 with our feelings because it's Valentine's day. 267 00:09:22,016 --> 00:09:25,718 Oh! Weird. That doesn't sound like Dennis, but, uh... 268 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:28,187 Go with me here, dude. Valentine's day is an entire day okay. 269 00:09:28,189 --> 00:09:32,358 Dedicated to feelings, something that Dennis doesn't have. Right, that's true. 270 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:34,761 And so that's why he hates Valentine's day so much. 271 00:09:34,763 --> 00:09:37,597 But he's entrusted me, because I'm a gay man 272 00:09:37,599 --> 00:09:40,032 and clearly more sensitive than the rest of you, well, no, 273 00:09:40,034 --> 00:09:42,201 to break down those walls. But okay. All right. 274 00:09:42,203 --> 00:09:44,036 All right, cool. Yeah, yeah. Yes, okay, so I'll share first. 275 00:09:44,038 --> 00:09:46,539 Okay. Okay. I have a huge surprise 276 00:09:46,541 --> 00:09:48,908 for Dennis, but I feel like he's not emotionally available to... Uh, uh, 277 00:09:48,910 --> 00:09:51,410 frank's gonna leave me for Jerry, man. 278 00:09:51,412 --> 00:09:54,080 Oh, uh, I was talking. But, uh, 279 00:09:54,082 --> 00:09:56,749 I guess we'll, um... We'll do your thing first. 280 00:09:56,751 --> 00:09:59,051 You know he's only doing this to get a rise out of you, right? 281 00:09:59,053 --> 00:10:01,387 Oh, that's so Jerry. No, 282 00:10:01,389 --> 00:10:02,755 not Jerry. Not the worm. Never the worm. 283 00:10:02,757 --> 00:10:04,223 We're talking about frank, okay? 284 00:10:04,225 --> 00:10:06,225 If you just pretend to like the worm, 285 00:10:06,227 --> 00:10:07,894 then he'll probably just get rid of it. 286 00:10:07,896 --> 00:10:09,228 Oh, shit. You think so? 287 00:10:09,230 --> 00:10:10,897 I know so, buddy. 288 00:10:10,899 --> 00:10:12,899 Nice, man. All right. Yeah. Okay, now back to my thing. 289 00:10:12,901 --> 00:10:14,467 Yeah, that just gave me a great idea. Thanks, Mac. If I just give... 290 00:10:14,469 --> 00:10:18,070 Charlie, if you just... You're not gonna let me talk? 291 00:10:18,072 --> 00:10:21,107 So, uh, you're gay, huh? 292 00:10:21,109 --> 00:10:23,309 For pay or for free? 293 00:10:23,311 --> 00:10:25,945 Uh, for free, I guess. 294 00:10:25,947 --> 00:10:28,181 Chump. 295 00:10:32,252 --> 00:10:33,820 It's taking forever. 296 00:10:33,822 --> 00:10:35,488 Ugh. Try sucking on the other end, maybe. 297 00:10:35,490 --> 00:10:37,990 I'm not sucking on the other end. Get that shit in my mouth? 298 00:10:37,992 --> 00:10:40,660 No, thanks. And what the hell's going on with Dennis? 299 00:10:40,662 --> 00:10:42,929 Since when does he care how the bar does? 300 00:10:42,931 --> 00:10:45,431 I don't know. It doesn't add up. 301 00:10:45,433 --> 00:10:47,333 I can't get a read on him these days. He's just always cranky 302 00:10:47,335 --> 00:10:48,634 and irritated. 303 00:10:48,636 --> 00:10:50,603 Rage-filled, rape-y. It's like, 304 00:10:50,605 --> 00:10:52,605 as the years go by, he just gets more and more irrational. 305 00:10:52,607 --> 00:10:55,608 Yeah, yeah. Especially with this whole "work the bar" angle. 306 00:10:55,610 --> 00:10:58,277 I mean, what is that? 307 00:10:58,279 --> 00:11:00,613 Unless... 308 00:11:00,615 --> 00:11:02,615 Oh, my god. 309 00:11:02,617 --> 00:11:05,785 Dennis doesn't want us to work the bar. 310 00:11:05,787 --> 00:11:10,289 He doesn't? No! He wants us to work on ourselves. 311 00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:12,124 What the shit are you talking about? 312 00:11:12,126 --> 00:11:13,960 Just go with me here. It's Valentine's day, right, 313 00:11:13,962 --> 00:11:15,995 a day we all used to love and enjoy until we turned 314 00:11:15,997 --> 00:11:17,830 on each other with the hate mail. 315 00:11:17,832 --> 00:11:20,132 Dennis wants us to work through our personal issues 316 00:11:20,134 --> 00:11:22,301 so we can enjoy Valentine's day again. 317 00:11:22,303 --> 00:11:24,637 I got it. Yeah. Okay, so I'm gonna go first. 318 00:11:24,639 --> 00:11:27,974 I'm so mad at Charlie, because I made him a Valentine, 319 00:11:27,976 --> 00:11:29,976 and, you know what, he didn't even really... 320 00:11:29,978 --> 00:11:31,644 I gave myself Jerry on purpose. 321 00:11:31,646 --> 00:11:34,881 Well, I was right in the middle of a sentence, but... what? 322 00:11:34,883 --> 00:11:36,549 I gave myself the tapeworm. 323 00:11:36,551 --> 00:11:38,484 Well, that is the most disgusting thing I've... How, 324 00:11:38,486 --> 00:11:39,852 you're wondering. No, I don't. No, thanks. 325 00:11:39,854 --> 00:11:41,153 I bought poop on the dark web 326 00:11:41,155 --> 00:11:42,989 and stuffed it up my butt to lose weight. 327 00:11:42,991 --> 00:11:44,557 Jesus Christ. Uh, that's enough. Yeah. 328 00:11:44,559 --> 00:11:46,192 Well, it took about four ounces of it. I-I... 329 00:11:46,194 --> 00:11:47,159 That's enough! I don't want to know! 330 00:11:47,161 --> 00:11:48,160 With the tip of a teaspoon. 331 00:11:48,162 --> 00:11:49,729 Okay... frank! How else? 332 00:11:49,731 --> 00:11:52,231 Stop answering questions I'm not asking, okay? 333 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,834 I'm done, I'm done. I had to hold my knees above my head for a half hour 334 00:11:54,836 --> 00:11:56,769 and clench my sphincter. Stop! Stop! 335 00:12:04,512 --> 00:12:06,679 Charlie, 336 00:12:06,681 --> 00:12:09,015 I'm mad, and I think we need to clear the lines. Huh? 337 00:12:09,017 --> 00:12:10,850 Uh, just-just trick somebody else into it. No, that's not 338 00:12:10,852 --> 00:12:12,018 what I'm... 339 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:13,853 Wh-what are you doing? 340 00:12:13,855 --> 00:12:17,023 I'm trying to write a Valentine. I just... 341 00:12:17,025 --> 00:12:19,759 - Oh. - Okay. 342 00:12:19,761 --> 00:12:22,695 Uh, okay. Well, I'll just, uh, let you finish. 343 00:12:22,697 --> 00:12:24,196 Didn't mean to interrupt. Okay. 344 00:12:24,198 --> 00:12:26,399 I also got you a box of chocolates, so... 345 00:12:26,401 --> 00:12:28,067 Right. 346 00:12:28,069 --> 00:12:29,402 Oh, oh! Wait, wait, wait, wait! Dee, Dee, Dee. 347 00:12:29,404 --> 00:12:31,404 Yeah. Um, c-can you think 348 00:12:31,406 --> 00:12:33,506 of a word that rhymes with "Jerry"? 349 00:12:34,741 --> 00:12:36,742 What? I can't think of one. 350 00:12:36,744 --> 00:12:39,278 Are you making a Valentine for frank's tapeworm? 351 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,914 Well, not if I can't think of a word that rhymes with "Jerry." 352 00:12:41,916 --> 00:12:43,883 You son of a bitch. What? 353 00:12:43,885 --> 00:12:46,085 I can't believe you don't know! I have no idea! 354 00:12:46,087 --> 00:12:48,754 Oh, and literally everything rhymes with "Jerry," okay? 355 00:12:48,756 --> 00:12:50,923 Scary, hairy, mother Mary, oh, oh, 356 00:12:50,925 --> 00:12:52,091 quite contrary. Shit, yeah, okay, good. 357 00:12:52,093 --> 00:12:54,794 Woozy, woozy. Woozy from sucking lines. 358 00:12:54,796 --> 00:12:58,631 Ho. All right, frank, frank, frank, before you do another thing, 359 00:12:58,633 --> 00:13:01,300 I wanted to give you a Valentine. Unbelievable! 360 00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:04,136 Right in front of me? You did? Yeah-huh. 361 00:13:04,138 --> 00:13:06,572 Charlie. Well... Well, it's for both of you guys, but, these, 362 00:13:06,574 --> 00:13:09,575 these are just for Jerry. 363 00:13:09,577 --> 00:13:11,577 No. Charlie. Oh. Yeah. 364 00:13:11,579 --> 00:13:14,580 Oh, that's so sweet. Thank... Look at that. You dick. 365 00:13:14,582 --> 00:13:17,083 You shouldn't have. Mmm. No! No, he didn't. 366 00:13:17,085 --> 00:13:19,251 Listen to me, I got these for him, all right? So no. Mmm? 367 00:13:19,253 --> 00:13:20,820 I got these. Our blood sugar's low. Mmm. 368 00:13:20,822 --> 00:13:23,589 Oh, guess what, I bought these for him. Mmm... 369 00:13:25,093 --> 00:13:26,926 You fool! 370 00:13:26,928 --> 00:13:29,095 It's so good, Charlie. Those chocolates 371 00:13:29,097 --> 00:13:31,430 that you're so gleefully devouring 372 00:13:31,432 --> 00:13:35,334 are chock-full of bye-bye Jerry pills. 373 00:13:37,270 --> 00:13:38,938 You wouldn't. 374 00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:40,773 Oh, but I would, frank. 375 00:13:40,775 --> 00:13:43,309 You see, I knew you'd never take the pills willingly. 376 00:13:43,311 --> 00:13:44,777 But Jerry... 377 00:13:44,779 --> 00:13:46,946 Jerry likes sweet, doesn't he? 378 00:13:46,948 --> 00:13:48,814 You poisoned me. 379 00:13:48,816 --> 00:13:50,649 No. No, he poisoned me. 380 00:13:50,651 --> 00:13:51,984 At worst, you're properly medicated. 381 00:13:53,121 --> 00:13:54,120 You son of a bitch. 382 00:13:54,122 --> 00:13:55,287 Charlie. Bye-bye... 383 00:13:55,289 --> 00:13:56,956 Jerry! 384 00:13:56,958 --> 00:13:58,290 I'm poisoned. Poisoned! 385 00:13:58,292 --> 00:13:59,625 I'm poisoned. 386 00:13:59,627 --> 00:14:00,526 What are you doing? 387 00:14:00,528 --> 00:14:02,128 We've been poisoned. No, no. 388 00:14:02,130 --> 00:14:03,295 No, no, no, nobody's been poisoned. 389 00:14:03,297 --> 00:14:04,630 They're just... And there's plenty more poison 390 00:14:04,632 --> 00:14:05,798 where that came from! 391 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,299 Uh, there is no... So, don't even think 392 00:14:07,301 --> 00:14:08,501 about trying to get another worm, frank. 393 00:14:08,503 --> 00:14:09,802 And there are no-no worms. 394 00:14:09,804 --> 00:14:11,303 Nobody has worms. Well, not anymore 395 00:14:11,305 --> 00:14:12,471 they don't. 396 00:14:12,473 --> 00:14:14,006 Don't leave. Please, don't leave. 397 00:14:14,008 --> 00:14:15,307 Guys, what are you doing? 398 00:14:15,309 --> 00:14:16,542 Take this discussion someplace else. 399 00:14:16,544 --> 00:14:17,843 No, I'm good because I've had 400 00:14:17,845 --> 00:14:19,045 a great Valentine's day. 401 00:14:19,047 --> 00:14:20,312 Bye-bye, Jerry. 402 00:14:20,314 --> 00:14:21,347 Are you serious? 403 00:14:21,349 --> 00:14:22,481 You son of a bitch, Charlie. 404 00:14:22,483 --> 00:14:23,883 You screwed me, okay? 405 00:14:23,885 --> 00:14:24,884 What are you talking about? You know what... 406 00:14:24,886 --> 00:14:26,685 Screw you, Charlie! 407 00:14:26,687 --> 00:14:29,021 I'm not gonna let some worm beat me on Valentine's day. 408 00:14:29,023 --> 00:14:30,156 Don't talk about... Why are you going on and on about it? 409 00:14:30,158 --> 00:14:32,058 I... I did this for you, Charlie. 410 00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:33,059 What? 411 00:14:33,061 --> 00:14:34,894 I gave myself Jerry on purpose. 412 00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:36,362 Why would you do that? 413 00:14:36,364 --> 00:14:38,064 To slim down for you. 414 00:14:38,066 --> 00:14:40,566 Why would you... why would you slim down for me? What? 415 00:14:40,568 --> 00:14:42,535 Because I overheard you on the phone saying, 416 00:14:42,537 --> 00:14:44,236 "he got flabby." 417 00:14:44,238 --> 00:14:45,237 No, no, no, buddy. 418 00:14:45,239 --> 00:14:46,539 I never said that. 419 00:14:46,541 --> 00:14:48,541 I sa... I-I-I said you were crabby 420 00:14:48,543 --> 00:14:50,242 because you smelled crabby... 421 00:14:50,244 --> 00:14:52,011 'Cause you've been eating 422 00:14:52,013 --> 00:14:53,712 all those sewer crabs, man, but.. 423 00:14:53,714 --> 00:14:55,347 Take it outside. It was a compliment. I love when you 424 00:14:55,349 --> 00:14:57,083 smell like crab, frank. 425 00:14:57,085 --> 00:14:58,517 Take the conversation someplace else. 426 00:14:58,519 --> 00:15:00,052 Okay? Don't do it here. 427 00:15:00,054 --> 00:15:01,353 You-you didn't think I was too fat? 428 00:15:01,355 --> 00:15:03,255 Well, no, you were fat as shit, pal, 429 00:15:03,257 --> 00:15:05,091 but I loved you that way, frank. 430 00:15:05,093 --> 00:15:06,592 Fat and crabby. 431 00:15:06,594 --> 00:15:07,693 So, you want to try and get this 432 00:15:07,695 --> 00:15:09,095 dead worm out of me? 433 00:15:09,097 --> 00:15:10,262 I would love to pull that dead worm 434 00:15:10,264 --> 00:15:12,064 yeah? Come on. Out of you. Come on, now oh... 435 00:15:12,066 --> 00:15:13,532 Stop, stop! Goddamn it, stop. What are you guys doing? 436 00:15:13,534 --> 00:15:14,700 Huh? What are you talking about? 437 00:15:14,702 --> 00:15:15,701 Getting the worm. 438 00:15:15,703 --> 00:15:16,702 You-you're gonna talk 439 00:15:16,704 --> 00:15:18,237 about pulling a dead worm out of his ass? 440 00:15:18,239 --> 00:15:19,905 Don't do that. Please, don't talk about these things. 441 00:15:19,907 --> 00:15:21,540 Now, by the grace of god, 442 00:15:21,542 --> 00:15:22,575 we somehow still have dottie here 443 00:15:22,577 --> 00:15:23,909 so, please, don't scare her away. 444 00:15:23,911 --> 00:15:25,077 Sorry, dottie. 445 00:15:25,079 --> 00:15:27,246 Who's ready to die, bitches? Dee... 446 00:15:27,248 --> 00:15:29,215 Whoa! No. What are you doing with the Valentine's box? 447 00:15:29,217 --> 00:15:31,083 Put that down. All right, just think 448 00:15:31,085 --> 00:15:32,218 about what you're doing, Dee. 449 00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:33,619 I know exactly what I'm doing. 450 00:15:33,621 --> 00:15:34,920 Okay, okay, fine. Dee, just don't mention... 451 00:15:34,922 --> 00:15:36,956 I am busting out the Anthrax. No! 452 00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:38,724 And I'm out. Dottie, no. 453 00:15:38,726 --> 00:15:39,725 No, you don't have to go. 454 00:15:39,727 --> 00:15:40,926 Oh, goddamn it! Charlie. 455 00:15:40,928 --> 00:15:42,595 I'm getting a goddamn Valentine 456 00:15:42,597 --> 00:15:44,763 right goddamn now, or so help me god... 457 00:15:44,765 --> 00:15:46,265 I will end us all. 458 00:15:46,267 --> 00:15:47,600 No, don't. Give the bitch what she wants. 459 00:15:47,602 --> 00:15:49,101 I will... I'm so frustrated right now. 460 00:15:49,103 --> 00:15:50,136 Okay, fine, Dee. You know what I'm gonna do? 461 00:15:50,138 --> 00:15:51,403 I'm gonna sing you a song. 462 00:15:51,405 --> 00:15:52,905 Okay? A Valentine's day song? 463 00:15:52,907 --> 00:15:53,939 All right? Is that... will that work? 464 00:15:53,941 --> 00:15:55,908 Fine. Sing a song. Okay. 465 00:15:55,910 --> 00:15:58,144 Uh... a Dee song. 466 00:15:59,813 --> 00:16:01,247 Nothing rhymes with Dee. Every...! 467 00:16:01,249 --> 00:16:04,083 Everything rhymes with Dee. 468 00:16:04,085 --> 00:16:05,417 I mean, literally, everything rhymes... Okay. 469 00:16:05,419 --> 00:16:06,585 Okay, fine. I'll-I'll think of things. 470 00:16:06,587 --> 00:16:08,587 Okay, j-j-just relax. Uh, uh... 471 00:16:13,594 --> 00:16:14,760 just say bee. Uh, bee. 472 00:16:14,762 --> 00:16:15,794 Right? I didn't think of that. 473 00:16:15,796 --> 00:16:17,296 Uh... 474 00:16:26,841 --> 00:16:28,107 what's a pound carrot? 475 00:16:28,109 --> 00:16:29,341 Go with pound cake. 476 00:16:52,132 --> 00:16:53,999 thanks, Charlie. 477 00:16:56,803 --> 00:16:58,504 You can't rhyme very well, but... 478 00:16:58,506 --> 00:16:59,972 Torrent downloaded by RARBG 479 00:16:59,974 --> 00:17:01,674 That was... 480 00:17:01,676 --> 00:17:03,676 That was really... 481 00:17:03,678 --> 00:17:05,644 Really pathetic. 482 00:17:05,646 --> 00:17:06,845 What? 483 00:17:09,483 --> 00:17:11,884 I wrote a couple words on a construction paper, 484 00:17:11,886 --> 00:17:13,819 pink and red, and you sing a heart song 485 00:17:13,821 --> 00:17:14,987 for me? 486 00:17:16,157 --> 00:17:17,323 You made me do it! 487 00:17:17,325 --> 00:17:19,558 Yeah! And you said you loved me! 488 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,860 Ew! You bitch! 489 00:17:21,862 --> 00:17:23,362 Look, that song was derivative of a song I wrote 490 00:17:23,364 --> 00:17:24,563 for the waitress, anyway, then. Yeah, but guess what? 491 00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:25,731 Frank, grab that Anthrax! 492 00:17:25,733 --> 00:17:26,899 Grab it! Grab it! 493 00:17:26,901 --> 00:17:27,900 Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! 494 00:17:27,902 --> 00:17:29,735 Stop! Stop! Stop. 495 00:17:29,737 --> 00:17:32,037 What are you... What are you guys doing? 496 00:17:32,039 --> 00:17:33,906 All right, this is nuts! This is crazy! 497 00:17:33,908 --> 00:17:36,742 I mean, I-I-I can't believe we blew another opportunity 498 00:17:36,744 --> 00:17:38,377 to have a working bar. 499 00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:40,746 To have a successful business together! 500 00:17:40,748 --> 00:17:43,515 Because you assholes get so worked up over Valentine's day, 501 00:17:43,517 --> 00:17:45,517 the dumbest holiday that ever existed! 502 00:17:45,519 --> 00:17:47,586 But I thought you were trying to get us to focus 503 00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,088 on ourselves and focus on Valentine's day. 504 00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:50,256 What? 505 00:17:50,258 --> 00:17:52,057 Are-are you insane? 506 00:17:52,059 --> 00:17:55,861 I... all I've been saying is to please focus on the bar! 507 00:17:55,863 --> 00:17:57,396 But you just couldn't do it! 508 00:17:57,398 --> 00:17:59,098 Dennis, I got to say, I feel like this is 509 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:00,099 just about something else. 510 00:18:00,101 --> 00:18:01,100 It's... It's not about 511 00:18:01,102 --> 00:18:02,868 something else, it's... 512 00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:04,536 The bar is fine. Yup. 513 00:18:04,538 --> 00:18:05,771 This is... something else is up. It's always fine, yeah. 514 00:18:05,773 --> 00:18:07,406 You know what it is? 515 00:18:07,408 --> 00:18:09,041 This is 'cause you hate Valentine's day. It's not because 516 00:18:09,043 --> 00:18:10,409 I hate Valentine's day. 517 00:18:10,411 --> 00:18:12,044 It's because I-I just want... No, that's what it is. 518 00:18:12,046 --> 00:18:13,912 He's trying to distract us from Valentine's day. Mm-hmm. 519 00:18:13,914 --> 00:18:16,248 That's it. I'm not trying to distract anybody from valen... 520 00:18:17,885 --> 00:18:19,718 It's because he doesn't have any feelings and we do. 521 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,220 Yeah, because we have feelings and you don't, 522 00:18:21,222 --> 00:18:23,088 and that's why you hate Valentine's day. 523 00:18:23,090 --> 00:18:25,090 Oh, stop! Goddamn it! 524 00:18:25,092 --> 00:18:26,592 I hate Valentine's day because 525 00:18:26,594 --> 00:18:29,461 you assholes never got me anything! 526 00:18:30,897 --> 00:18:32,898 Okay, and I have feelings! 527 00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,099 Of course I have feelings! 528 00:18:34,101 --> 00:18:35,901 I have big feelings, okay? 529 00:18:35,903 --> 00:18:37,469 A-and it hurts. 530 00:18:38,405 --> 00:18:39,905 Okay, so... 531 00:18:39,907 --> 00:18:42,408 So... that's why I hate Valentine's day, 532 00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:45,244 and that's why I put Anthrax in the box. 533 00:18:45,246 --> 00:18:46,612 That was you? 534 00:18:46,614 --> 00:18:48,414 Yes, it was me. 535 00:18:48,416 --> 00:18:49,415 I just... 536 00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:50,916 I just wanted it to stop. 537 00:18:50,918 --> 00:18:52,251 Okay? And it's powdered sugar, by the way. 538 00:18:52,253 --> 00:18:53,285 Oh, he's already 539 00:18:53,287 --> 00:18:55,254 eating it. I knew that. 540 00:18:56,257 --> 00:18:57,423 Dennis. 541 00:18:57,425 --> 00:18:58,624 What? 542 00:18:58,626 --> 00:18:59,758 I got the crate. 543 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:00,926 So what? 544 00:19:00,928 --> 00:19:01,794 Open it. 545 00:19:01,796 --> 00:19:02,928 I'm not gonna open 546 00:19:02,930 --> 00:19:04,096 a goddamn crate, Mac! 547 00:19:04,098 --> 00:19:05,164 There's nothing in it! 548 00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:06,598 Just open it. 549 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,267 You want me to open the crate? I'll open the goddamn crate. 550 00:19:08,269 --> 00:19:09,835 If it'll get you to stop focusing on it and get you 551 00:19:09,837 --> 00:19:10,936 to stop focusing on this goddamn 552 00:19:10,938 --> 00:19:12,137 Valentine's day bullshit. 553 00:19:12,139 --> 00:19:13,772 I don't know why 554 00:19:13,774 --> 00:19:15,174 you're so excited about this goddamn thing. 555 00:19:15,176 --> 00:19:17,176 There's never anything insi... 556 00:19:22,115 --> 00:19:23,315 What is this? 557 00:19:23,317 --> 00:19:24,450 It's a gift. 558 00:19:24,452 --> 00:19:26,118 I got it for you. 559 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,453 For me? 560 00:19:27,455 --> 00:19:28,654 Yeah. 561 00:19:28,656 --> 00:19:30,689 You, uh... 562 00:19:34,794 --> 00:19:36,995 You got this for me? 563 00:19:36,997 --> 00:19:39,131 I ordered it off the dark web. 564 00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:40,733 I wanted it to be a surprise. 565 00:19:41,801 --> 00:19:44,203 Yeah. 566 00:19:45,171 --> 00:19:47,873 And how did you, um... 567 00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:51,143 How did you know that I wanted an rpg? 568 00:19:51,145 --> 00:19:52,711 'Cause I know you, man. 569 00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:54,480 Also, you casually 570 00:19:54,482 --> 00:19:56,548 mention rpgs, like, a weird amount. 571 00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:58,817 Is this true? Yeah. 572 00:19:58,819 --> 00:20:00,386 You were talking about rocket launchers today, yeah, you talk about them. 573 00:20:00,388 --> 00:20:02,054 I think, yeah. That was today. 574 00:20:04,858 --> 00:20:06,992 This is, uh... 575 00:20:06,994 --> 00:20:09,361 This is cool. 576 00:20:09,363 --> 00:20:11,497 I still think Valentine's day is 577 00:20:11,499 --> 00:20:12,998 a bullshit holiday, but, um... 578 00:20:15,002 --> 00:20:16,235 this is nice. 579 00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:19,238 Want to shoot it? 580 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,807 Yes. 581 00:20:22,842 --> 00:20:24,009 Where's the rocket? 582 00:20:24,011 --> 00:20:25,677 Yeah, that should be, 583 00:20:25,679 --> 00:20:28,514 uh... shit, I... There's no rocket. 584 00:20:28,516 --> 00:20:29,882 No rocket in there? There's no rocket? 585 00:20:29,884 --> 00:20:31,250 Ah, there's no rocket! 586 00:20:31,252 --> 00:20:32,418 They forgot to put the rocket in there! 587 00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:33,752 Dude, I'm so sorry! 588 00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:36,221 Mac, I don't care. 589 00:20:36,223 --> 00:20:37,423 I love it. 590 00:20:38,925 --> 00:20:40,025 You figured out the one thing 591 00:20:40,027 --> 00:20:41,393 I wanted more than anything else 592 00:20:41,395 --> 00:20:42,394 in the entire world and you got it for me. 593 00:20:42,396 --> 00:20:44,129 And... 594 00:20:45,098 --> 00:20:47,399 it's perfect. 595 00:20:47,401 --> 00:20:49,234 Happy Valentine's day. 596 00:20:49,236 --> 00:20:51,937 Yeah. 597 00:20:53,907 --> 00:20:55,774 Charlie, let's go get this worm out of my ass. 598 00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:57,643 Let's do it, man. All right. Okay. 599 00:21:43,756 --> 00:21:46,758 Captioned by media access group at wgbh 600 00:21:48,261 --> 00:21:50,596 look, as we all know, everything is about emotion with women. 601 00:21:50,598 --> 00:21:51,663 Right, Dee? What? 602 00:21:51,665 --> 00:21:53,432 Oh, my god! Whoa! Whoa. 603 00:21:53,434 --> 00:21:54,766 All right, Dee. Relax. 604 00:21:54,768 --> 00:21:56,835 We're trying to have a rational conversation. 605 00:21:57,637 --> 00:21:59,304 Sunny. All new. 606 00:21:59,306 --> 00:22:02,307 Wednesdays at 10:00. Only on fxx. 607 00:22:06,045 --> 00:22:10,148 I am a very dangerous man 608 00:22:10,150 --> 00:22:11,517 to know. 609 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:18,323 Taboo. All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on fx. 610 00:22:23,162 --> 00:22:25,564 Man seeking woman. 611 00:22:25,566 --> 00:22:27,733 All new, wednesdays at 10:30. 612 00:22:27,735 --> 00:22:29,334 Only on fxx. 613 00:22:30,637 --> 00:22:32,905 Chip! 614 00:22:33,706 --> 00:22:35,507 What are you doing? Chip! 615 00:22:35,509 --> 00:22:37,576 I'll pick those up. 616 00:22:38,678 --> 00:22:41,413 Oh, god! 617 00:22:42,482 --> 00:22:45,350 If I get cheese in this, it'll be finished. 618 00:22:47,153 --> 00:22:48,854 David? He's making me nervous. 619 00:22:51,659 --> 00:22:53,725 Don't touch me! 620 00:22:57,096 --> 00:22:58,864 Legion. Is this real? 621 00:22:58,866 --> 00:23:01,366 All new wednesdays at 10:00. On fx. 622 00:23:03,870 --> 00:23:06,438 Take an hour of his time. 623 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,041 Wow. Look at Stan's yard. 624 00:23:09,043 --> 00:23:11,176 Someone's been busy. 625 00:23:11,178 --> 00:23:14,279 Clearly not in ours. Maybe Henry can do some work today. 626 00:23:14,281 --> 00:23:16,381 Yeah. 627 00:23:16,383 --> 00:23:18,884 I forget your back is always bad this time of year. 628 00:23:18,886 --> 00:23:20,519 Only when there are leaves— 629 00:23:24,724 --> 00:23:26,758 when did you wash this last?