1 00:00:02,101 --> 00:00:04,602 So Dennis hasn't even seen the apartment yet? 2 00:00:04,604 --> 00:00:08,139 No. No. Yeah, Dennis lost a bet, and I got to redesign 3 00:00:08,141 --> 00:00:10,475 our old apartment. He is gonna flip! 4 00:00:10,477 --> 00:00:11,976 Ooh. Nice. Ah. That's great. I'm just 5 00:00:11,978 --> 00:00:13,611 excited to have my old place back to myself. 6 00:00:13,613 --> 00:00:15,480 And guys, after the grand opening, 7 00:00:15,482 --> 00:00:17,782 we finally get a chance to fire... 8 00:00:17,784 --> 00:00:20,118 The rocket launcher. 9 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,521 It finally came in the mail, and now we have 10 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:24,989 the perfect opportunity to celebrate with it. Oh. 11 00:00:24,991 --> 00:00:26,324 Yeah, that will be good. Fire in the hole. 12 00:00:26,326 --> 00:00:28,793 Guys, guys, guys, listen, listen. There's a girl. 13 00:00:28,795 --> 00:00:30,795 She's coming, okay? There's a girl— Mandy. 14 00:00:30,797 --> 00:00:32,830 Okay, she's here to stay, all right? 15 00:00:32,832 --> 00:00:34,999 And-and-and you guys have to take my lead because 16 00:00:35,001 --> 00:00:36,501 I'm-I'm another guy, so don't address me 17 00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:38,803 as me because I'm somebody else. Are we us? 18 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:42,540 Well, yeah, of course you are. I don't want to be me. Can I be someone else? 19 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:45,310 No. You have to be you, okay? All of you are yourselves, 20 00:00:45,312 --> 00:00:46,811 except for Dee. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. 21 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:49,314 Are you right-handed, or left-handed? That won't come up. 22 00:00:49,316 --> 00:00:50,848 Well, it could come up. It won't! Okay. 23 00:00:50,850 --> 00:00:52,984 I'm gonna go with left then. I'll go with left. Cool. Left. 24 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:55,186 Let's go with the hand that I am, for Christ's sakes. 25 00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:57,155 Hey! Mandy. Hi. 26 00:00:57,157 --> 00:00:59,023 Hey. Ooh. 27 00:00:59,025 --> 00:01:01,226 Why'd you run up ahead of me there, Brian? 28 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:02,994 Oh, I had to use the bathroom super bad. 29 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:04,495 Oh. 30 00:01:04,497 --> 00:01:06,497 So, this is the hangout spot then, huh? 31 00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:08,566 Yeah, yeah, yeah, these are my friends. 32 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:09,734 Oh, so that 33 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,502 must make you prudence then. Yes. 34 00:01:11,504 --> 00:01:14,239 Uh-huh. Yes, it does. Yeah. 35 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:19,344 He's just Mac, so don't... yeah. 36 00:01:19,346 --> 00:01:20,678 And that's Charlie, and that's frank. 37 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,180 And he's left-handed. 38 00:01:22,182 --> 00:01:23,915 Yeah. Oh. 39 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,883 I suppose I didn't know that about you. 40 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:29,053 Yeah. No, well, there was really no reason for it to come up. Mama. 41 00:01:29,055 --> 00:01:30,722 Uh, guys, this is, uh, 42 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:32,357 Mandy. Hi. 43 00:01:32,359 --> 00:01:34,025 Is this is, uh... this is little Brian junior. 44 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:35,393 Oh. 45 00:01:35,395 --> 00:01:37,595 Yeah. He's my son. 46 00:02:01,086 --> 00:02:02,920 well, I'm gonna go with left-handed. 47 00:02:02,922 --> 00:02:05,556 Left-handed or right-handed, man? What's going on here, dude? 48 00:02:05,558 --> 00:02:06,891 All right, look, you guys remember 49 00:02:06,893 --> 00:02:07,892 when we did that boggs thing. 50 00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:09,894 We flew out to California? Well, if you recall, 51 00:02:09,896 --> 00:02:11,562 I actually got off in north Dakota. 52 00:02:11,564 --> 00:02:13,431 Right? Being out of town, I thought, naturally, 53 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:15,233 I'm gonna have a little bit of fun, you know, so, 54 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:17,235 I picked up Mandy there at an applebee's. 55 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:19,070 Oh. I was pretending to be 56 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:21,572 an airline pilot who flies out of Philly named Brian Lefevre. 57 00:02:21,574 --> 00:02:22,907 I went to an old character. 58 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:24,742 I needed a complete back story for the manipulation. 59 00:02:24,744 --> 00:02:27,745 Of course, of course. Yeah, but wasn't prudence Brian's wife? 60 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:29,647 Yes, but in this scenario, she's my sister. 61 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:31,582 See, I'm always tweaking things based on the situation. 62 00:02:31,584 --> 00:02:33,751 And needless to say, it worked like a charm. 63 00:02:33,753 --> 00:02:35,586 But, uh, five months later, 64 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:37,755 she calls me up, tells me she's pregnant. 65 00:02:37,757 --> 00:02:39,424 Oh! Mm. Christ, what am I gonna 66 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:41,092 do here? And need I remind you, 67 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:43,261 once she finds out that I'm not who I said I was, 68 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:46,431 and that I don't have any money, she could come after the bar. Ah. 69 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:47,932 She could be entitled to that? Ah... shit. All right, guys, 70 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:49,600 guys, everybody just calm down, all right? 71 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:52,103 Maybe it's not about money for her. Look, as we all know, 72 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:53,604 everything is about emotion with women. 73 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:55,139 Right, Dee? What? 74 00:02:55,141 --> 00:02:56,808 Whoa. Whoa. Oh, my god. Whoa! 75 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:58,109 All right, Dee, relax. Oh, whoa. 76 00:02:58,111 --> 00:02:59,477 Rrr. We're trying to have 77 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:01,446 a rational conversation, okay? 78 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:02,613 Yeah, we're trying to help our friend here. Look, I think the point is, 79 00:03:02,615 --> 00:03:04,449 maybe we got to close the emotion door 80 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:07,285 for Mandy by telling her that you're gay. 81 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:09,320 Yeah, right, but I already had sex with her. 82 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:10,688 How am I gonna convince her I'm gay? 83 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,457 Just go with me here. 84 00:03:12,459 --> 00:03:14,459 Brian's not above having a one-night stand with a woman, 85 00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:16,494 but he's got no room for her emotionally 86 00:03:16,496 --> 00:03:19,464 because he's in love with me. With you? 87 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:21,866 Well, yes, the lover is me, of course. Mm. 88 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:22,967 Next plan. That plan 89 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:24,302 stinks, because it's always 90 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:25,803 about money with women. 91 00:03:25,805 --> 00:03:27,205 That's all there is to it. 92 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,873 So I think the best thing to do is 93 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,808 to find a guy who's got more money than you, 94 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:33,211 like in that movie, uh, indecent proposal. 95 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:36,013 You get a millionaire to bang her for a million bucks. 96 00:03:36,015 --> 00:03:38,049 She takes the money and runs. 97 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,318 Would you sleep with her for a million dollars? 98 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,552 No way. It's too much money. 99 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,654 All right, next plan. Dee. 100 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:45,323 Yeah, no, I've got a great plan, 101 00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:47,725 but, uh, I'm thinking that this isn't my problem, and, also, 102 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:49,327 you guys wouldn't listen to me no matter what I said. 103 00:03:49,329 --> 00:03:50,361 Good point. Charlie, plan. 104 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:51,996 I got it. If I just get 105 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:53,898 the waitress pregnant, she's gonna be tied to me for life, 106 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,333 so, I got to do that. 107 00:03:55,335 --> 00:03:56,734 He's already on to another thing. 108 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:58,536 All right, Christ, uh, I got to do something here. 109 00:03:58,538 --> 00:04:00,671 Fine. Mac, we'll go with your plan. Yeah! 110 00:04:00,673 --> 00:04:02,206 Yes! Yes. Mm. 111 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:04,542 Is the apartment ready? Yes. You are not 112 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:06,144 gonna believe what I did to it. 113 00:04:08,046 --> 00:04:10,381 Surprise! 114 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:13,718 Huh. It looks, uh... 115 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,353 Exactly the same. 116 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:17,688 I was able to track down versions of our old furniture, 117 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:19,056 and even found replicas 118 00:04:19,058 --> 00:04:20,858 of all the knickknacks that burned in the fire. 119 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:23,528 It's bizarre. Bizarre in a good way. 120 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:25,897 No. You don't like it? 121 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:27,565 No. 122 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:30,067 Hey, so, I don't mean to interrupt here, fellas, 123 00:04:30,069 --> 00:04:31,569 but I'm a little bit confused. 124 00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:33,571 You never told me you had a roommate. 125 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:35,039 It's time, Brian. 126 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:36,941 Here's where things get a little bit tricky. 127 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:40,044 Um... there's really no easy way to say this, 128 00:04:40,046 --> 00:04:43,047 but, um, Mac and I aren't just friends. 129 00:04:43,049 --> 00:04:44,715 He's actually my, uh... Lover. 130 00:04:44,717 --> 00:04:46,551 Partner. Yes, well, we do make love. 131 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:48,886 We don't actually make love... He's the power bottom. 132 00:04:48,888 --> 00:04:51,222 Now he generates a tremendous amount of power... Yeah. No, I... 133 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:53,257 from the bottom. I don't. I don't, actually. 134 00:04:53,259 --> 00:04:55,259 Don't sell yourself short. He does. No, no. It's not that I... 135 00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:56,727 It's just that we don't have sex. 136 00:04:56,729 --> 00:04:58,596 Yeah, I, uh... I sleep with women, 137 00:04:58,598 --> 00:05:01,232 but I'm emotionally involved with Mac, 138 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:02,733 which is why... 139 00:05:02,735 --> 00:05:04,602 And this is the hard part— I... 140 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:07,238 I don't really... I don't have room emotionally 141 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,407 in my life for you. 142 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:13,411 Okay. Uh... wow. 143 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:15,112 Well, I'm a little bit shocked here. 144 00:05:15,114 --> 00:05:16,781 Sure. Mm. But 145 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:18,316 I guess the most important thing is 146 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:21,118 for Brian, Jr. to have a relationship with his father. 147 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:24,422 And you know, Mac, you seem like a real stand-up fella, 148 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:26,924 so, if you boys are open to it, 149 00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:28,593 the only thing I can think of better 150 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:32,129 than junior having one dad is, well, him having two. 151 00:05:32,131 --> 00:05:33,931 Ee. 152 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:35,433 Yeah. No. Wow. I wasn't expecting that. 153 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:37,602 We're the type of guys that, um... 154 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:40,137 Who would love this. 155 00:05:40,139 --> 00:05:43,174 Oh! 156 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:48,779 Yeah. Coming. 157 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:50,615 Hey, come on in. 158 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:52,450 All right, Charlie, you got 15 minutes, 159 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:55,319 and it's a dollar a minute starting... now. 160 00:05:55,321 --> 00:05:57,121 Oh, no. 161 00:05:57,123 --> 00:05:59,457 No, no, no, no. No, we're not doing this. Uh-uh. 162 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:01,492 Uh, now hear me out. It's not about sex. 163 00:06:01,494 --> 00:06:04,328 Okay, good. It's about having a baby. 164 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:06,797 And I'm gone. Uh, no, no, no, hang on. Hang on, one... 165 00:06:06,799 --> 00:06:08,366 Just one second. Come on. 166 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,334 Look, I know you've always wanted a baby, right? 167 00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:12,303 I see you. You poke around the preschools 168 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:15,206 and the playgrounds, and you got that longing look in your eye. 169 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,541 Oh, god, that's so creepy. 170 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,342 Well, look, I can tell you this. 171 00:06:18,344 --> 00:06:19,977 It... 172 00:06:19,979 --> 00:06:21,812 It's not gonna happen for you. 173 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:25,049 Excuse me? Yeah, you ain't gonna have a baby. Check this out. 174 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:28,219 Your life has been on a slow, but steady decline for years. 175 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,221 You were a coffee shop waitress, right? 176 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:31,989 On-again, off-again troubles with alcohol. 177 00:06:31,991 --> 00:06:33,858 Living in a women's shelter. 178 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:37,929 And finally, all women's achilles' heel— time. 179 00:06:39,665 --> 00:06:41,032 Okay. Are you done? 180 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:43,334 Because I feel like there's more. No. 181 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:45,336 I'm seeing, like, a whole... Yeah, this is... I'm getting to the good part. 182 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:47,171 Look. Frank will provide for us. 183 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:48,539 Right? He's got tons of money. Mm-hmm. 184 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:50,007 You're never gonna have to work 185 00:06:50,009 --> 00:06:52,343 another day in your life. See? Zzz. 186 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:54,378 All the way to sitting on the beach in Rio de Janeiro. 187 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:55,846 Driving the Lane to fame. 188 00:06:55,848 --> 00:06:57,848 Okay, so... 189 00:06:57,850 --> 00:07:02,253 The point is this, life with Charlie and a baby... 190 00:07:03,188 --> 00:07:06,190 looking pretty good. 191 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:07,525 Did you really think that this was gonna work? 192 00:07:07,527 --> 00:07:09,226 Did you really think that... Well... 193 00:07:09,228 --> 00:07:10,695 you would just have me in here and you could just... 194 00:07:10,697 --> 00:07:12,229 Hurl insults at me. 195 00:07:12,231 --> 00:07:14,198 Huh? I've tried everything for years with you. 196 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,533 And I just... At this point, 197 00:07:15,535 --> 00:07:16,567 I just don't know what else to say. 198 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:17,568 Oh, my god! 199 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:18,569 Stop saying things to me. 200 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:20,037 Don't you understand that 201 00:07:20,039 --> 00:07:21,372 this is never gonna happen, so let it go. 202 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:23,541 Look, w-why? You won't ever tell me why. 203 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:25,376 You just say no, and you won't give me a shot. 204 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:27,211 I don't understand what's so terrible about me. 205 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:28,713 What's so great about me, Charlie? 206 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:29,714 What's wrong with you? 207 00:07:29,716 --> 00:07:31,215 Why are you so obsessed with me? 208 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:33,384 I mean, you said it yourself, I'm a mess. 209 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:35,886 So, why don't you just go find somebody better? 210 00:07:35,888 --> 00:07:37,888 Well... 211 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:40,558 'Cause there is no one better. 212 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:41,892 And... 213 00:07:41,894 --> 00:07:43,628 I love you. 214 00:07:51,937 --> 00:07:53,404 Yes. 215 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:55,239 Those jerks are finally gone. 216 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:56,407 Time to stretch out around here. 217 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:57,408 Heyo. 218 00:07:57,410 --> 00:08:00,077 What's the haps, Dee? 219 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:01,245 What are you doing, frank? 220 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:02,279 Oh, Charlie's doing a thing 221 00:08:02,281 --> 00:08:03,247 at the apartment tonight, 222 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:04,415 so I'm gonna crash here. 223 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:05,483 Okay? No, get a hotel. 224 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,251 You know what, do you mind if I take the bed? 225 00:08:07,253 --> 00:08:08,786 Because I got a little pinched nerve in my neck. 226 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:09,920 It's driving me crazy. 227 00:08:09,922 --> 00:08:10,921 Wh— yeah, I mind. 228 00:08:10,923 --> 00:08:12,089 I'm gonna go take a steam bath, 229 00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:13,791 so why don't you whip me up a bowl of that popcorn. 230 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:15,259 That smells so good. 231 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:16,427 No. I'm not gonna do that. Thanks. 232 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:18,095 No, no, no, no, no, no. Frank! Stop! 233 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:20,097 Don't get all emotional, just do it. 234 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:22,366 I don't want this. 235 00:08:27,439 --> 00:08:28,439 Okay. 236 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:29,974 They're asleep. 237 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:33,110 Dude, why did you say you wanted to raise the kid? 238 00:08:33,112 --> 00:08:34,445 I just got caught up in the moment, you know? 239 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:35,613 It was so exciting. 240 00:08:35,615 --> 00:08:36,781 Maybe we should do it. 241 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:39,116 W-we? We are not a couple, Mac. 242 00:08:39,118 --> 00:08:40,651 Well, no, we would just keep pretending. 243 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:42,653 I am not gonna pretend to be in a relationship 244 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:44,455 with you for the entirety of my child's life. 245 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:46,190 Are you insane? 246 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,025 Lo— okay, you know what? I can't handle this right now. 247 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:49,193 I'm gonna go sleep in your room. 248 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,361 You can sleep on the couch. 249 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,696 Oh, no... W-w-wait, Dennis. 250 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:52,963 Dennis, Dennis, Dennis. 251 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:54,865 Uh, hold on one second... I-I... 252 00:08:59,471 --> 00:09:00,471 What is this? 253 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:02,640 This is the gym. 254 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:05,176 Uh-huh. 255 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:06,677 And where were you going to sleep? 256 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:09,480 Well, I figured since we got so used 257 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:10,715 to sleeping in the same bed at Dee's, 258 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:11,882 that we could just sort of 259 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:13,884 continue that here. Mm-hmm. 260 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:15,052 You want to sleep on the couch... 261 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:16,220 together. 262 00:09:18,023 --> 00:09:20,324 I'm gonna sleep next to the dildo bike. 263 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:23,728 The ass-pounder, uh, 4000, is an exercise... bike. 264 00:09:28,667 --> 00:09:31,402 That was, um... 265 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:34,405 That was not as bad as I expected. 266 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,506 It was amazing. 267 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:36,674 It kind of was. 268 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:37,842 It kind of was amazing. 269 00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:38,909 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 270 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:41,378 Oh. Hmm. 271 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:43,247 What is this? What are you doing there? 272 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,415 This? Oh, this just yeah. 273 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,550 Improves the chances of conception. 274 00:09:46,552 --> 00:09:49,019 Of what? 275 00:09:49,021 --> 00:09:50,354 Of getting pregnant. 276 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:51,856 Oh. Right. 277 00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:53,023 Uh, the baby. 278 00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:55,359 Right. 279 00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:58,028 Hey, you know, speaking of which, um, 280 00:09:58,030 --> 00:09:59,230 I think we're gonna need 281 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:01,565 to make some changes around here. 282 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:02,867 Oh. 283 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:04,702 Like what? 284 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:08,739 Um, well, I think you need to repaint, for starters. 285 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:10,908 Wh-why would I do that? 286 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:14,044 Charlie, this... this paint could be full of lead. 287 00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:16,046 Are you serious? 288 00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:17,882 I can't carry a baby around lead paint. 289 00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:19,717 Or... or, oh, I'm sorry. 290 00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:22,219 Did you expect me to live in the women's shelter 291 00:10:22,221 --> 00:10:23,387 while I'm carrying your child? 292 00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:24,889 Oh, no, um... 293 00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:26,223 I hadn't thought about it, but you can stay here. 294 00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:27,391 I mean, that's fine. Okay. 295 00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:28,893 Oh, wow. Oh, thank you so much. 296 00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:30,227 When this baby comes out, though, 297 00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:32,563 frank's gonna need to find us a nicer place to live. 298 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:33,931 Oh, but I love this place. 299 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,232 Okay, well, I don't, and it's no place 300 00:10:35,234 --> 00:10:36,567 to raise a child, so end of conversation. 301 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:37,568 Whoa. 302 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:38,903 Hey. Hang on. 303 00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:40,404 You're kind of coming on strong right now. 304 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:41,739 Are you serious right now? Well, look... 305 00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:43,407 I'm carrying your child. 306 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:44,575 N-n-n-n-n-n-no. Carrying my... 307 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:46,243 I am not finished talking. 308 00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:47,745 Who's idea was this in the first place? 309 00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:49,580 Look, I'm just saying if you want to be a mom, 310 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,081 you're gonna have to learn how to control your emotions. 311 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:53,450 I need to control my emotions? 312 00:10:53,452 --> 00:10:55,419 Or I'm not gonna be a good mother? 313 00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:57,488 Oh, my god! 314 00:11:08,433 --> 00:11:10,100 Dee! 315 00:11:10,102 --> 00:11:12,937 I'm in trouble here. What? What are you doing here? 316 00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:14,605 The waitress is totally, like, moving into my apartment. 317 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,106 I-I-I can't take it. 318 00:11:16,108 --> 00:11:17,441 I'm gonna need to hide out here for a few days. 319 00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:18,976 No. No. Hard no. Get out. 320 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,110 It's like, I didn't think about the whole, like, 321 00:11:20,112 --> 00:11:21,478 having a baby thing, you know? 322 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:22,947 It's like one thing to trap a person with a baby, 323 00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:23,948 but then when you actually have a baby, 324 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,115 then you become trapped. 325 00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:26,483 What baby thing? What are you talking about? 326 00:11:26,485 --> 00:11:27,451 And plus, it's totally turning her 327 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:28,519 into, like, a different person. 328 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,120 She's, like, acting like a real bitch now. 329 00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:31,522 She's always been a bitch. Now who's being a bitch, Dee? 330 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,790 Come on, I need help here, all right? 331 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:33,958 Look, I-I got to sleep, okay? 332 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,192 I can't think straight. 333 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,461 I... ah, Christ— is he snoring? Yeah. 334 00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:39,463 Snoring's the worst. I'm gonna need to crash 335 00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:41,465 next to you, all right? You know what? What? 336 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:44,468 Don't be a whore tonight, Dee, and try and bang me again, okay? 337 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,370 Because I got nothing left. 338 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,806 I'm spent; I'm really exhausted. 339 00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:50,808 Too much sex and too much... stuff. 340 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:52,810 Just don't be a whore, okay? 341 00:12:01,152 --> 00:12:03,153 Dee! Egg! Where is it? Where is it? There's no eggs here. 342 00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:04,822 Where are your eggs? Dee, where are your eggs? 343 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,557 Dee, eggs! 344 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,225 Dee, we're looking for your eggs. We can't find them! Where are your eggs? 345 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:09,727 Come on, leave me alone. 346 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,228 Just let me sleep; I barely slept last night. 347 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,396 Dee. Deandra. 348 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,497 Look, don't be so emotional. 349 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:14,498 You're being very emotional. 350 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:15,833 Get up and get us an egg. 351 00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:17,368 I'm getting like calls up the wazoo from the waitress. 352 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,503 She's asking for, like, groceries and shit. 353 00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:20,838 I mean, who does that? No. 354 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:21,839 Who-who just barges into someone's apartment 355 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:22,907 and takes over? Nobody. 356 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,341 Oh, my god, are you serious? 357 00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:25,676 That's exactly what you guys are doing! 358 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,711 Uh, Dee, eggs, okay? I'm freaking out. 359 00:12:27,713 --> 00:12:29,013 What is happening here? 360 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,414 I just got rid of two annoying roommates. 361 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,849 This is not supposed to be happening. 362 00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:33,350 God! She's calling me again! 363 00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:34,685 It's like she's totally stalking me. 364 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:36,220 Dee, what do I do here? 365 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:38,055 You have been stalking that woman for 15 years. 366 00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:39,390 Now she's finally showing you some attention, 367 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:40,524 and you don't like it? 368 00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:41,859 Oh, Dee, you know what? Eggs. 369 00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:42,893 I didn't ask for your opinion. 370 00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:43,861 Yes, you did! 371 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:45,696 Hey, oh, good, Dee. 372 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,564 I need you to watch Brian Jr. for a few hours. 373 00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:49,233 N-n-n-n-n-no. Y-y-y-y-yeah. 374 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:50,401 Frank, what the hell are you doing here, man? 375 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:51,535 You're supposed to be finding my millionaire. 376 00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:52,703 I'm on it. I'm here trying 377 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,071 to get her to make us breakfast. 378 00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:55,572 Yeah, we haven't got any eggs. I need an egg. 379 00:12:55,574 --> 00:12:58,075 Dee, why have you not made this man his egg? 380 00:12:58,077 --> 00:12:59,243 Do you want to take care of this child for the rest 381 00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:00,711 of your life, is that what you want? 382 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:01,879 Or do you want me to get out of this situation that I'm in? 383 00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,280 I'm gonna smash it! 384 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,448 Oh, Dee, don't get emotional. 385 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,216 Christ, if you're upset, 386 00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:07,551 smash an egg into a pan for frank. 387 00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:09,453 Solve problems, don't cause them. 388 00:13:14,726 --> 00:13:18,395 Oh, gee whiz, look how fancy this place is. 389 00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:20,898 We don't have anything like this back in north Dakota. 390 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,232 Oh, yeah? Fascinating. 391 00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:25,402 Um, so, Mandy, um, we have brought you here, 392 00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:26,937 uh, to meet a gentleman. 393 00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:28,605 Um, I just feel really oh. 394 00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:31,075 Badly now being able to provide emotionally for you, 395 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:32,776 so I thought we could set you up with somebody 396 00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:34,278 who can provide for you both emotionally 397 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,746 and financially. 398 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:38,615 Um, so we are here to meet a millionaire. 399 00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:40,584 Oh, geez. 400 00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:41,819 I don't know. 401 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,087 Yeah. No, I know. 402 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,421 It's, a, it's a little str... Oh, oh... 403 00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:45,923 Hey. Let's do this. 404 00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:47,291 Oh. 405 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,760 Uh, frank, where's the, uh, millionaire? 406 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,762 I am the millionaire, I'm the guy. 407 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,097 What? Mandy, 408 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:54,765 here's what we're gonna do. 409 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,433 I'm gonna make you a decent proposal. 410 00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:58,769 Not an indecent proposal like in the movie— 411 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:01,605 because I think to pay a million bucks to get laid... 412 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,273 That's out of the question. 413 00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:05,976 I'm gonna offer you $5,000. 414 00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:07,277 What are you doing, frank? Look, 415 00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:09,279 I'm gonna give you $5,000, we bang, 416 00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:11,815 you take the money, you go up, you get on a plane, 417 00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:14,284 you fly to wherever the hell it is in the sticks, 418 00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:17,287 and, uh, you know, $5,000 goes a long way up there. 419 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:19,456 If you need more money, call me up, 420 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,191 come back, we bang again. 421 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,027 Price goes down 'cause I already had you. 422 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,695 But if you want to bring a girlfriend... 423 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,930 Price goes back up. 424 00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:32,503 Well, I don't know what to say here. I do. 425 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:35,305 Five grand is a lot of money— is that offer just out on the table? 426 00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:37,641 I'm not gonna bang you. I don't want to bang you, either, frank, 427 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,843 but I'll power through for five grand. Well, no, you wouldn't want to, 428 00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:41,311 because you're emotionally involved with me. 429 00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:43,180 Aw. Shit. Sorry, Dennis. 430 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:44,148 Hey. Dennis? Brian, 431 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,382 I meant. I'm sorry. 432 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:46,650 Yeah, sometimes... Brian is his name. 433 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:48,552 Dennis is his sex slave name. 434 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,220 He's my gimp. What? No. I... 435 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,321 I don't have a sex slave name. Wait. 436 00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:52,389 I'm not... Wait, hold on, 437 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,224 what's going on here, Brian? 438 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,559 Look, 439 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,494 I'm gonna go to the can and make my morning move. 440 00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:59,997 You want the cash, you come on in, earn it the hard way. 441 00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:01,832 Okay? If the broad comes, 442 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,735 order me an egg. 443 00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:10,174 Well, that was a disaster. Frank almost ruined everything. 444 00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:12,409 Okay, do you want me to go down to the car and talk to her? 445 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:15,512 And spin more perverted tales about me? Why am I a gimp? 446 00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:18,348 Oh, god, just get your kid and get out of here, Dennis. Yeah, I'll get the kid, 447 00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:20,350 but I got to come back because I need to crash here tonight. 448 00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:23,220 I'm not sleeping next to Mac's dildo bike again. What? 449 00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:26,223 No, me too. Your bed is working wonders for my pinched nerve. 450 00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:28,192 Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna crash here for a little bit too. 451 00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:31,028 I feel like I got to ghost the waitress for a while on this. 452 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,529 I'm gonna stay as well because I need to sleep next to Dennis. 453 00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:33,897 All right, then we're gonna need a lot of eggs. 454 00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:36,033 Dee, how about a carton of eggs? Ooh! 455 00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,705 No, goddamnit, I didn't want to be wrapped up in this! 456 00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:43,240 I didn't want to be wrapped up in the kid thing, 457 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:44,541 that's your mistake. 458 00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:45,909 Listen to me, 459 00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:47,578 I can figure this out, I've got a new plan 460 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,881 and you're all gonna goddamn listen up, okay? 461 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:54,051 It's time for Brian Lefevre to die. 462 00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:56,753 Over here. Over here. Hmm? 463 00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:58,889 Go, go, go, go, go, go. What— where— what is-what is going on here? 464 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,557 I thought-I thought we were gonna go see the Liberty bell. 465 00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:01,892 There's no time for that, there's no time. 466 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,594 What— what is going on here, Brian? 467 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:06,897 All right, listen to me, because we only have a few minutes 468 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:10,734 before they realize they can't hear or see us back here. What? Who? 469 00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:14,071 My name... my name isn't Brian Lefevre. 470 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,739 My real name... 471 00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:17,407 Is Dane brass. 472 00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:19,743 And I hold top secret government information. 473 00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,945 Okay? They're after me, that's-that's why everything's been so weird. 474 00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:23,747 That's why I haven't been able to speak openly with you. 475 00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:25,916 And you and Brian Jr., you'll have to get away from me 476 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,584 because it's-it's not safe. 477 00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:30,420 - What do you mean it's not safe? - I don't— Oh, my god. 478 00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:32,289 You're bleeding! Oh... 479 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:34,458 Oh, oh. I've been shot. 480 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:35,926 Well, I didn't hear any gun... 481 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,594 Oh, well... 482 00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:39,263 Yeah, not there it is there. That was the sound of it. 483 00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,431 Normally you'd... you'd hear it before you see the blood, 484 00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:43,133 but, uh, not in this case. 485 00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:44,468 Run! 486 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:47,437 Oh, it's killing me. Run, Mandy, no. 487 00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:49,439 You... you have to run and not ever look back. 488 00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:51,475 Or contact me ever again. 489 00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:53,477 And you'll never get any money or assets from me 490 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:55,145 because if you do, it'll be unsafe for you. 491 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:57,114 Run! 492 00:16:58,817 --> 00:16:59,950 Oh, my god! 493 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,151 They got Dennis. Dane. 494 00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:02,853 Uh, Dane, of course, Dane. Dane. 495 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,788 Yeah, he had so many identities, it's hard to remember... 496 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,456 We got to get him to a hospital! 497 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:07,858 Not a regular hospital, though, 'cause technically, 498 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,193 he's not supposed to exist. A bad guy one. 499 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,694 Oh, no, I've lost my lover. 500 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,962 I'll need a new gimp! 501 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,330 I'm not his lover. 502 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,299 Never had sex. Not a gimp. 503 00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:17,534 Oh, run, Mandy. Oh. 504 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:20,871 Good-bye. Uh... good-bye, Mandy, good-bye. 505 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:25,209 Brian Jr. 506 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,476 Aw. 507 00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:28,078 Well, there it is. 508 00:17:29,881 --> 00:17:32,216 Well... 509 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,817 Okay. 510 00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:35,819 Are you all finished? 511 00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:37,487 Come on. 512 00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:39,890 You can open your eyes now, I know you're not dead. 513 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,492 Ah, geez. 514 00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:45,028 You big city folks sure like to complicate things, don't ya? 515 00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:46,863 Look, all I wanted was for Brian Jr. 516 00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:48,498 To have a father, 517 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,900 but we don't want to be with a man 518 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,535 who doesn't want to be with us. 519 00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:53,837 So, I guess we'll just... 520 00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:55,906 Be getting back to north Dakota now. 521 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,674 Okay, now, 522 00:17:57,676 --> 00:18:00,410 you want to come on up here and say good-bye to Brian Jr.? 523 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,713 Oh. 524 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:03,914 Yeah. 525 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,349 Okay. 526 00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:08,218 Hey. Yeah. 527 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,886 Hey, buddy. 528 00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:12,356 Um... 529 00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,358 Good-bye and, um... 530 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,559 You know, you be... 531 00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:17,194 You be good to your mom and, uh... 532 00:18:21,866 --> 00:18:23,700 Okay, you all done? 533 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:24,901 Yeah. 534 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:26,770 All right. 535 00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:32,209 Okay. Okay. 536 00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:35,145 Here we go. 537 00:18:36,547 --> 00:18:38,615 Bye, dada. 538 00:18:41,219 --> 00:18:42,719 Bye. 539 00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:45,922 Well, all right. 540 00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:48,558 It was sure nice getting to know you all. 541 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,460 Whoever the heck you are. 542 00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:21,758 I can't do this. 543 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,594 What are you talking about, bud? The plan worked. 544 00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:26,096 No, this— no, this-this is crazy. 545 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,931 What are we doing? I can't— I-I can't... 546 00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,766 I can't do any of this shit anymore. What? 547 00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:31,935 What's going on? 548 00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:33,603 Okay, I'm... I'm leaving. 549 00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:36,440 I'm gonna go be a dad. 550 00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:38,275 Well, hold on a-hold on a second, you can't just leave. 551 00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,944 Yeah, you can't just go become a dad, Dennis. 552 00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:42,646 That's not the way it works. 553 00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:44,448 You don't know the first thing about it. 554 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,950 Well, you know what, frank, I'll figure it out, okay? 555 00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:49,853 Because I don't want my kid to grow up like I did. 556 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,289 With some asshole dad who was never even around. 557 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,124 You talking about me or Bruce? 558 00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,859 You! 559 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,661 Okay, you know what? I— this is nuts. 560 00:19:57,663 --> 00:19:58,962 I got to... I just got to go. 561 00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,497 It's done. It's done, guys. 562 00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:01,698 Good-bye, paddy's pub. 563 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,667 Good-bye, Philadelphia. 564 00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,635 Good-bye, Charlie. 565 00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:10,140 Mac, Dee, frank. 566 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,408 The bar's done. 567 00:20:13,878 --> 00:20:16,046 Well, hang on a second. Actually, 568 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,315 it's not done. We're still in here. It's not done, no. 569 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:22,886 Shh, just let me... 570 00:20:29,527 --> 00:20:32,662 Don't start talking, I can tell... 571 00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:34,498 We weren't gonna say anything. The pause is too big. 572 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,999 Well, this is, again, this is why I'm leaving. 573 00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:38,702 Oh, good-bye. 574 00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:40,504 Good-bye. Good-bye. 575 00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:43,540 Hmm. Bye. Hmm. 576 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:46,009 I can't believe he's actually gone. 577 00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:48,512 Yeah. That's crazy. 578 00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:52,282 Well, now what? 579 00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:00,190 What a shot, man! 580 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:01,691 Oh, my god! 581 00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:04,194 Whoa! 582 00:21:46,070 --> 00:21:49,139 Captioned by media access group at wgbh 583 00:22:10,161 --> 00:22:12,329 Bette and Joan. 584 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,998 All-new, Sunday at 10:00 on fx. 585 00:22:30,715 --> 00:22:32,148 The Americans. 586 00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:35,385 All new Tuesdays at 10:00. On fx. 587 00:23:02,747 --> 00:23:03,880 Legion. 588 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:07,050 All new wednesdays at 10:00. On fx. 589 00:23:08,586 --> 00:23:12,522 Now, what kind of a clown do you think you are? 590 00:23:12,524 --> 00:23:15,392 You know, the sad clown, the distraught clown. 591 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:18,028 More like a dead-inside clown. 592 00:23:21,732 --> 00:23:23,066 Beautiful!