1 00:00:07,273 --> 00:00:10,399 What an awesome night it's been, huh? 2 00:00:10,535 --> 00:00:12,401 - Yeah. - Good night, what a night. 3 00:00:13,289 --> 00:00:15,404 You know, you know, when I first started working at Paddy's, 4 00:00:15,473 --> 00:00:18,941 this place was way more likely to host a dog fight 5 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:20,563 than an event like tonight. 6 00:00:21,246 --> 00:00:24,497 In fact, when I first walked in, there were two dogs fighting. 7 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:25,898 - Sure. - They were, like, strays or something 8 00:00:25,934 --> 00:00:27,900 that had wandered in? No one noticed. 9 00:00:28,035 --> 00:00:30,302 - I don't know. - Anyway, the point is, 10 00:00:30,338 --> 00:00:31,637 that this place has changed. 11 00:00:31,673 --> 00:00:33,839 You know? It's really evolved. 12 00:00:33,842 --> 00:00:36,642 And it's been so welcoming of this brown-skinned girl 13 00:00:36,644 --> 00:00:38,377 and her liberal ideals. 14 00:00:38,446 --> 00:00:39,795 They're like family now. 15 00:00:39,931 --> 00:00:41,397 Which is saying a lot, 16 00:00:41,532 --> 00:00:44,199 since the first time I met Frank, he pulled a gun on me. 17 00:00:44,235 --> 00:00:45,668 Misunderstanding. Not racial. 18 00:00:45,803 --> 00:00:49,338 Thanks, Frank. Anyway, the point is, Paddy's is now a place 19 00:00:49,407 --> 00:00:52,141 where progressive-minded people like us can feel at home. 20 00:00:52,143 --> 00:00:54,476 And I think that is worth a round of applause. 21 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:55,578 Yeah. 22 00:00:58,032 --> 00:00:59,899 Oh. 23 00:00:59,901 --> 00:01:02,301 You think those liberal morons bought it? 24 00:01:02,370 --> 00:01:04,703 - Oh, yeah! - They bought every word you said. 25 00:01:04,772 --> 00:01:06,438 Oh, we've never been this successful. 26 00:01:06,508 --> 00:01:08,107 This wine is selling like crazy. 27 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:10,108 And look, it's called "Conservative Whine," 28 00:01:10,144 --> 00:01:11,426 but it's spelled with an "H," 29 00:01:11,479 --> 00:01:12,845 'cause it's like "We're whining." 30 00:01:12,963 --> 00:01:14,997 It's a pun. It's a play on the word "wine." 31 00:01:15,066 --> 00:01:16,665 Yeah. Yeah, Mac, I get it. I came up with it. 32 00:01:16,701 --> 00:01:18,734 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah, so smart. Shut up, Mac. 33 00:01:18,803 --> 00:01:20,135 - So smart. - I get it, I get it. 34 00:01:20,171 --> 00:01:22,138 We're squeezing those liberal boners for all they got, 35 00:01:22,273 --> 00:01:23,872 and we're just gonna keep on squeezing them. 36 00:01:23,908 --> 00:01:25,941 - Yeah. - Uh, no, we're not. 37 00:01:25,944 --> 00:01:27,410 - No, we're not. - Dee, try to keep up, man. 38 00:01:27,412 --> 00:01:28,744 - Okay? - I'm sorry. 39 00:01:28,746 --> 00:01:30,363 - Got to keep up. - Look. 40 00:01:30,365 --> 00:01:32,031 These liberals are easy. 41 00:01:32,166 --> 00:01:34,567 It's the conservative crowd we're going after. 42 00:01:34,702 --> 00:01:36,777 - How? - Nice. How? Whatcha thinking? 43 00:01:36,812 --> 00:01:39,771 Oh, uh, a little thing like... 44 00:01:39,807 --> 00:01:43,109 we're gonna make Paddy's great again. 45 00:02:06,437 --> 00:02:07,258 All right. 46 00:02:10,229 --> 00:02:13,163 - Hello, guys! Welcome! - Hello. 47 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:14,898 Thank you for letting me host 48 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:16,450 - the planning evening. - Uh-huh. What'd you make? 49 00:02:16,519 --> 00:02:19,386 Yes, I made Mac's Famous Mac and Cheese 50 00:02:19,455 --> 00:02:21,321 and some energy drinks for everybody. 51 00:02:21,357 --> 00:02:22,789 It's all he ever makes and it's un-edible. 52 00:02:22,825 --> 00:02:23,924 Okay, whatever. 53 00:02:23,926 --> 00:02:25,459 Let's get to the plan. 54 00:02:25,594 --> 00:02:27,327 Uh, ooh, ooh. Sorry, um, for interrupting. 55 00:02:27,363 --> 00:02:30,197 I just wanted to do the unveiling first, if that's cool. 56 00:02:30,266 --> 00:02:31,815 - The unveiling of what? - Okay, everybody, 57 00:02:31,817 --> 00:02:34,417 are you ready? 58 00:02:34,453 --> 00:02:36,553 Bam. 59 00:02:36,689 --> 00:02:38,689 - All right, what's up? - What's going on? 60 00:02:38,824 --> 00:02:40,758 Oh, well, I-I got into really good shape. 61 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,759 Am I hitting the light right? 62 00:02:42,828 --> 00:02:44,428 Wh-What... what's happening? 63 00:02:44,563 --> 00:02:45,896 - Why? - Why? 64 00:02:46,031 --> 00:02:48,548 I don't know, I thought maybe we could use it. 65 00:02:48,584 --> 00:02:49,650 Use it for what? 66 00:02:49,785 --> 00:02:50,984 For the bar. 67 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:52,519 - How? - How? 68 00:02:52,521 --> 00:02:55,522 Well, Cindy, do you think maybe we could fit this into the plan? 69 00:02:55,658 --> 00:02:57,057 I don't think so. 70 00:02:57,059 --> 00:02:58,926 I don't really know what's going on here, though. 71 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:01,728 - Me, neither. - Yeah, no one ever really knows what's going on with Mac. 72 00:03:01,797 --> 00:03:04,531 - He's fat, he's skinny, he's muscular, it's... - It's best to ignore it. 73 00:03:04,533 --> 00:03:07,017 It's really a cry for help and attention, 74 00:03:07,152 --> 00:03:08,351 - I think, so... - Yeah. 75 00:03:08,387 --> 00:03:10,287 what you do in that situation is you ignore those. 76 00:03:10,289 --> 00:03:12,222 Yeah, treat it like a baby. Treat it like a toddler. 77 00:03:12,258 --> 00:03:14,758 - We're not gonna... put it into the plan? - That make sense? 78 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:16,960 - Yeah. Okay. - Why did I... why did I do it? 79 00:03:17,029 --> 00:03:19,229 - Nobody knows. - We don't know. 80 00:03:19,231 --> 00:03:21,031 - So, I have a great plan. - Should I put my shirt on? 81 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:22,382 - But... - I think that's best. 82 00:03:22,418 --> 00:03:24,451 Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, congrats, Mac, it looks really good. 83 00:03:24,453 --> 00:03:26,252 - Good job. - Can we figure out a way 84 00:03:26,288 --> 00:03:27,588 - to incorporate later? - Let's just move past it now, 85 00:03:27,723 --> 00:03:29,590 - 'cause it's dinnertime. - Yeah? 86 00:03:29,725 --> 00:03:31,058 You guys like me, right? 87 00:03:33,195 --> 00:03:35,529 - So... - Okay, 88 00:03:35,598 --> 00:03:38,882 I have a plan how we are gonna shut down Murphy's Pub. 89 00:03:40,413 --> 00:03:41,254 What's that? 90 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:43,219 - What's Murphy's Pub? What is that? - Wait, what is that? 91 00:03:43,255 --> 00:03:45,956 Murphy's Pub? It's around the corner from you guys. 92 00:03:45,958 --> 00:03:47,290 - Oh, the bar, the bar. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 93 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,492 The super successful bar around the corner. 94 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:50,293 - They do well. - Why would we shut that down? 95 00:03:50,329 --> 00:03:51,695 Because they do, like, five times 96 00:03:51,764 --> 00:03:53,897 - the business that we do. - They do? 97 00:03:53,933 --> 00:03:56,850 Yeah, so we're gonna poach their customers, shut them down, 98 00:03:56,886 --> 00:03:59,652 thereby making Paddy's great again. 99 00:03:59,689 --> 00:04:01,254 - Whoa! That is so smart. - That is smart. 100 00:04:01,290 --> 00:04:02,722 Why have we never thought about doing that? 101 00:04:02,758 --> 00:04:04,457 I don't know, we're gonna steal their customers. 102 00:04:04,493 --> 00:04:07,060 Ah, this is the waitress. Do you guys mind if I get this? 103 00:04:07,063 --> 00:04:08,261 Yeah, we're right in the middle... 104 00:04:08,330 --> 00:04:09,329 Hey, honey. 105 00:04:09,331 --> 00:04:10,397 Sorry, I'm in a meeting. 106 00:04:10,466 --> 00:04:11,465 Are you just... 107 00:04:11,467 --> 00:04:12,683 You're just checking in? 108 00:04:12,685 --> 00:04:14,551 I don't know. Is the TV just not working? 109 00:04:16,152 --> 00:04:16,899 All right. 110 00:04:16,934 --> 00:04:18,488 Can I call you later or something, 'cause I'm just... 111 00:04:18,524 --> 00:04:20,157 We're super bu... we're in the thing. 112 00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:21,492 Yeah, I'll check in later. 113 00:04:21,494 --> 00:04:22,960 - Sorry, she was just checking in. - Oh, cool. 114 00:04:23,408 --> 00:04:24,694 Yeah. All right, so what's up? 115 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:27,498 - So, how are we gonna do this? - I'm gonna take you through the plan. 116 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,183 There's a lot of moving pieces, and you each play 117 00:04:29,318 --> 00:04:30,584 - a crucial part. - It's here! It's here! 118 00:04:30,653 --> 00:04:32,696 Cindy, I am so sorry for interrupting, 119 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,390 but it has finally arrived, 120 00:04:34,425 --> 00:04:36,122 and I think you are going to be very impressed 121 00:04:36,158 --> 00:04:38,392 with what is inside this crate. 122 00:04:38,511 --> 00:04:40,394 - Another rocket launcher. - No, Frank. 123 00:04:40,529 --> 00:04:42,930 Much cooler than that. 124 00:04:43,745 --> 00:04:46,216 - Oh! - Oh, my God! 125 00:04:46,218 --> 00:04:48,218 What am I looking at here, Mac? 126 00:04:48,287 --> 00:04:51,021 - What? What do you mean? - Oh... 127 00:04:51,023 --> 00:04:53,623 - Is that a sex doll? - Yeah. 128 00:04:53,659 --> 00:04:56,426 - Is that Dennis? - Well, yeah, of course. 129 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:59,296 - Is that part of the plan? - No! 130 00:04:59,298 --> 00:05:02,182 Why did you get a sex doll of your old roommate? 131 00:05:02,317 --> 00:05:03,984 Because you told me to get one. 132 00:05:03,986 --> 00:05:05,785 - I definitely did not. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 133 00:05:05,821 --> 00:05:08,789 I was, I was super sad about my old roommate leaving, 134 00:05:08,791 --> 00:05:12,659 and you said I needed something Dennis-shaped to fill my hole. 135 00:05:12,661 --> 00:05:15,195 No, Mac, I said that you obviously had 136 00:05:15,197 --> 00:05:18,398 a Dennis-shaped hole in your life that you needed to fill. 137 00:05:18,517 --> 00:05:20,617 How is that not the same thing? 138 00:05:20,752 --> 00:05:23,419 Okay, I obviously wanted you to, I don't know, maybe start dating 139 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:27,526 or do something, not get a sex doll of your best friend. 140 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:28,892 - No, not best friend. - Oh, whoa, whoa. 141 00:05:29,027 --> 00:05:31,094 - Yeah, sorry, not best friend. - He didn't like him much. 142 00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:33,030 He left him a contact number for where he was gonna be 143 00:05:33,165 --> 00:05:35,315 in North Dakota, but it ended up being a mental health line. 144 00:05:35,731 --> 00:05:36,783 - Yeah. - He miswrote 145 00:05:36,819 --> 00:05:40,003 - one of the digits, and that... - Nah, he knew what he was doing. 146 00:05:40,022 --> 00:05:41,922 - He was avoiding him. - No, it was not a mistake. 147 00:05:41,924 --> 00:05:44,074 All right, well, look, guys, either way, it's not weird. 148 00:05:44,126 --> 00:05:46,193 It's not like I'm gonna have sex with it. 149 00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:49,329 He's gonna have sex with that the second we walk out of this door. 150 00:05:49,464 --> 00:05:51,197 No. It might just be cool to have around 151 00:05:51,233 --> 00:05:52,416 for, like, companionship, you know? 152 00:05:52,551 --> 00:05:54,351 - Nah, he wants to bang it. - I'm not gonna bang it. 153 00:05:54,420 --> 00:05:56,753 - This is the waitress again. Should I get it? - Oh, my God, come on. 154 00:05:56,822 --> 00:05:58,688 Okay, you know what, you know what, this is just... 155 00:05:58,724 --> 00:06:00,224 this is not gonna work here, all right? 156 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:01,558 Let's just go. 157 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:02,893 Please get rid of the doll. 158 00:06:02,962 --> 00:06:04,761 Yeah. Yeah, I'll get rid of the doll. 159 00:06:04,763 --> 00:06:06,363 It was a misunderstanding, you know? 160 00:06:06,432 --> 00:06:08,031 Like, I'm not gonna have sex with it. 161 00:06:08,067 --> 00:06:10,250 He is. The second we leave, he's gonna bang it. 162 00:06:13,233 --> 00:06:14,521 Okay, guys, I am going to use 163 00:06:14,523 --> 00:06:16,873 social media to spread fake news 164 00:06:16,892 --> 00:06:19,558 that Murphy's hired an alt-right figurehead 165 00:06:19,593 --> 00:06:20,427 to speak at their pub. 166 00:06:20,462 --> 00:06:22,863 The liberals are gonna protest, while the conservatives are 167 00:06:22,998 --> 00:06:25,198 gonna march for the speaker's First Amendment rights, 168 00:06:25,217 --> 00:06:26,917 and that is where Frank comes in. 169 00:06:29,421 --> 00:06:32,222 A tuba? What am I gonna do with a tuba? 170 00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:34,824 You're gonna play it to enflame the crowd. 171 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:37,293 Dee, we're gonna need to distract Murphy's security guard 172 00:06:37,329 --> 00:06:38,829 - with a pretty blonde. - Okay. 173 00:06:38,831 --> 00:06:40,297 You want me to go find one? 174 00:06:40,366 --> 00:06:42,115 No. I'm talking about you. 175 00:06:42,151 --> 00:06:44,050 Oh, you want me to flirt? Oh, wow. 176 00:06:44,119 --> 00:06:46,119 Normally I'm on lookout while Dennis flirts. 177 00:06:46,255 --> 00:06:48,388 But okay, I'm in. 178 00:06:48,523 --> 00:06:50,590 - Great. Next part of the plan. Now, listen up... - Oh, hey, guys. 179 00:06:50,659 --> 00:06:54,060 So, so sorry. Cindy, I'm so sorry I'm late. 180 00:06:54,129 --> 00:06:56,596 - Got held up, but I am ready. - What is this? 181 00:06:56,599 --> 00:06:59,483 Why did you bring that thing? I told you to get rid of it! 182 00:06:59,618 --> 00:07:02,553 Oh, I tried, but apparently, I cannot return the doll 183 00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:05,822 due to the custom nature of the usage of the doll. 184 00:07:05,891 --> 00:07:08,492 - Banging its mouth. - Right. 185 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:11,428 I guess some people do. I don't know, but I don't know. 186 00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:13,430 Either way, what do you guys think? 187 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:17,584 - About what? - I'm shirtless in the duster. 188 00:07:17,586 --> 00:07:19,052 Oh, yeah. Why? 189 00:07:19,054 --> 00:07:21,321 - Well, I thought that could work. - Toward what? 190 00:07:21,323 --> 00:07:22,522 I don't know. 191 00:07:22,591 --> 00:07:24,857 This is Cindy's plan. Cindy, how does this work? 192 00:07:24,894 --> 00:07:27,460 It doesn't. Stop trying to shoehorn your shirtless-ness 193 00:07:27,529 --> 00:07:29,395 into plans that have no need for it. 194 00:07:29,431 --> 00:07:31,465 Well, I feel like this is what Dennis would've done. 195 00:07:31,467 --> 00:07:33,216 Yeah, but Dennis had a reason for it, man! 196 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:35,018 And you're not Dennis! You're never gonna be, all right? 197 00:07:35,153 --> 00:07:36,619 - So just drop it. - This, by the way, 198 00:07:36,655 --> 00:07:38,421 - is desperate and sad. - It's just sad, dude. 199 00:07:38,490 --> 00:07:40,356 It was his idea anyway, so... 200 00:07:41,136 --> 00:07:43,694 I'm sorry, the sex doll gave you an idea? 201 00:07:43,829 --> 00:07:46,763 Well, not exactly, but you know, it was, like, 202 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,164 when I was sitting there with him, 203 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:51,117 I was sort of picturing what Dennis would say. 204 00:07:51,186 --> 00:07:54,922 - Oh. - And that's... 205 00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:57,056 - Nice one, man. - What? 206 00:07:57,092 --> 00:07:58,258 Oh, something the doll just said. 207 00:07:58,393 --> 00:07:59,726 The doll talks to you now? 208 00:07:59,762 --> 00:08:01,995 No, the doll's not talking to me, but like he said, 209 00:08:02,031 --> 00:08:03,938 I was picturing what Dennis might've said in the situation 210 00:08:04,033 --> 00:08:05,816 and Dennis just said something really funny. 211 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:08,085 - What was it? - Well, it was about you, Dee. 212 00:08:08,837 --> 00:08:10,153 - I just heard it. - Do you picture it? 213 00:08:10,189 --> 00:08:11,955 I heard it. Oh, yeah. 214 00:08:12,024 --> 00:08:13,569 - I heard it. - It's... 215 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:15,658 What the hell are you guys talking about? 216 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:17,360 - It called me a bird. - Yes! It did. 217 00:08:17,396 --> 00:08:18,428 - Exactly. - So you did hear it. 218 00:08:18,464 --> 00:08:19,363 - We all heard it. - Bird. 219 00:08:19,498 --> 00:08:20,830 How is that funny? 220 00:08:20,866 --> 00:08:21,898 It's-it's really not. 221 00:08:22,050 --> 00:08:23,784 It's just the way Dennis would have said it. 222 00:08:23,885 --> 00:08:26,453 You can just sort of picture it coming out of his mouth. 223 00:08:26,588 --> 00:08:29,589 Okay, okay, cool, but, guys, can we just get back to the plan? 224 00:08:29,658 --> 00:08:31,057 - Yes. - Mac's shirtless plan, or...? 225 00:08:31,126 --> 00:08:32,192 Mac's shirtless plan. 226 00:08:32,327 --> 00:08:33,860 No, he did not have a plan. 227 00:08:33,862 --> 00:08:36,996 Our plan. My plan. To shut down Murphy's. 228 00:08:37,032 --> 00:08:39,082 Dee, you're gonna flirt with the security guard. 229 00:08:39,084 --> 00:08:40,886 Frank, tuba. Mac, Charlie, 230 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,952 I need you to change labels on wine bottles. 231 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:44,254 Okay? Any questions? 232 00:08:44,356 --> 00:08:45,889 Yes? 233 00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:47,958 The blowjob mouth, did it come standard on the doll 234 00:08:48,093 --> 00:08:49,626 or did you customize that? 235 00:08:49,628 --> 00:08:51,495 It's not a blowjob mouth, Dee. Don't be crass. 236 00:08:51,497 --> 00:08:53,363 I requested that the doll feel as though 237 00:08:53,365 --> 00:08:55,415 - it's in mid-conversation. - Oh. 238 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:57,985 - Okay. Any other questions? - Yup. 239 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,886 Not about the sex doll. 240 00:09:01,613 --> 00:09:04,462 "Liberal Tears." It's so funny because 241 00:09:04,498 --> 00:09:06,131 the liberals are always whining about stuff 242 00:09:06,133 --> 00:09:07,349 and the conservatives drink it up. 243 00:09:07,351 --> 00:09:09,484 - They're drinking their tears. - Uh, yeah, yeah. 244 00:09:09,486 --> 00:09:11,018 No, Cindy's brilliant, man. 245 00:09:11,055 --> 00:09:13,288 And using all the glitter and stuff was a great idea, too, 246 00:09:13,423 --> 00:09:15,557 - you know what I mean? - Yeah, I had a good idea about the glitter. 247 00:09:15,692 --> 00:09:17,092 I was thinking maybe you would slather it 248 00:09:17,094 --> 00:09:19,361 all over my naked torso and we would use that. 249 00:09:19,430 --> 00:09:21,379 Why? 250 00:09:21,432 --> 00:09:24,582 Oh, well, that can just be a part of the plan, you know? 251 00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:26,184 It doesn't have anything to do with anything, though. 252 00:09:26,253 --> 00:09:27,319 Well, then why did I do all this working out, Charlie? 253 00:09:27,454 --> 00:09:28,720 Nobody knows, man. 254 00:09:28,789 --> 00:09:30,989 - All right, guys. What do you think? - Whoa! 255 00:09:30,991 --> 00:09:33,058 - Wow, Dee, you look great! - Really? 256 00:09:33,193 --> 00:09:34,393 Yeah, I hate to admit it, 257 00:09:34,528 --> 00:09:35,927 but this look's kind of working for you. 258 00:09:35,996 --> 00:09:38,063 Yeah, you might actually be able to distract that security guard. 259 00:09:38,065 --> 00:09:39,063 Nice. 260 00:09:40,718 --> 00:09:41,850 Whoa! 261 00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:45,420 - Frank, you got it, man! - Holy shit! Uh, look. 262 00:09:45,422 --> 00:09:48,156 Dee looks good, Frank's killing it on the tuba, 263 00:09:48,192 --> 00:09:50,158 we might actually be able to pull this thing off. 264 00:09:50,293 --> 00:09:52,093 I think we're gonna do it. I think... 265 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:55,430 What happened? 266 00:09:55,432 --> 00:09:56,697 I can't do it. 267 00:09:56,734 --> 00:09:58,650 - Wh-Why? - What went wrong? 268 00:09:58,652 --> 00:10:00,652 He's staring right at me. 269 00:10:02,923 --> 00:10:04,055 So what? 270 00:10:04,091 --> 00:10:05,924 Look, I know it's just a lifeless thing 271 00:10:06,059 --> 00:10:09,060 that Mac pumps his loads into, but it's in my head. 272 00:10:09,063 --> 00:10:11,797 Again, guys, I am not having sex with the doll. 273 00:10:11,932 --> 00:10:13,815 - You unload in that doll. - You're having sex with the doll. 274 00:10:13,950 --> 00:10:15,884 - You unload into that doll. - I can smell it. Yeah. 275 00:10:15,953 --> 00:10:17,485 No, th-that's bleach. I cleaned him. 276 00:10:17,554 --> 00:10:19,621 - Well, then why did you clean it? - Why did you clean it? 277 00:10:19,623 --> 00:10:23,091 It doesn't matter why I cleaned it. I-I'm a sanitary person. 278 00:10:23,093 --> 00:10:26,428 Look, I got to be honest. It's in my head, too. 279 00:10:26,430 --> 00:10:28,497 - How? - It doesn't like what I'm wearing 280 00:10:28,632 --> 00:10:29,965 and it thinks I need more makeup. 281 00:10:33,427 --> 00:10:34,986 - Oh... - Oh, my God. 282 00:10:34,988 --> 00:10:36,521 I can totally see that. 283 00:10:36,557 --> 00:10:38,590 Yeah, I can picture Dennis saying that to you right now. 284 00:10:38,659 --> 00:10:40,525 Yeah, it also thinks Mac looks fat. 285 00:10:40,561 --> 00:10:43,929 - That's... that's a lie! - I know, I know, but it... 286 00:10:43,931 --> 00:10:46,331 - that's just what he thinks. - Let me ask it. Dennis, does Mac look fat? 287 00:10:48,819 --> 00:10:50,351 - What... No! - Oh, yeah. 288 00:10:50,421 --> 00:10:52,687 Dennis, Dennis, I am not fat. Look, I'm ripped. 289 00:10:52,723 --> 00:10:55,356 I don't know why he did it either, man. He just did it. 290 00:10:55,392 --> 00:10:56,625 Well, there... it's a long story. 291 00:10:56,627 --> 00:10:58,092 He's not impressed. 292 00:10:58,162 --> 00:10:59,427 What, you don't like the labels? 293 00:10:59,496 --> 00:11:01,963 It doesn't like the labels on the... these are dumb 294 00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:03,565 "Liberal Tears," right. Does it say "tear" 295 00:11:03,567 --> 00:11:05,183 or does it say "tear"? It's confusing. 296 00:11:05,185 --> 00:11:06,852 Maybe I'll do a couple of crunches, though. 297 00:11:06,987 --> 00:11:08,119 I'm gonna go put some more lipstick on. 298 00:11:08,122 --> 00:11:09,321 I'm gonna, I'm gonna practice. 299 00:11:09,323 --> 00:11:10,989 Yeah... oh. Yeah. Oh. 300 00:11:11,124 --> 00:11:13,057 Now I'm getting a call again. It's her again. 301 00:11:13,127 --> 00:11:14,593 Hey, honey. 302 00:11:14,728 --> 00:11:17,862 Yeah, I'm just, I'm working... still working with the ga... 303 00:11:17,865 --> 00:11:19,998 Yeah. Uh, they're all... You want to say hi or something? 304 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,883 Tell her not to worry 'cause I'm doing crunches. 305 00:11:21,885 --> 00:11:24,386 Oh, yeah, no, he's doing crunches for Dennis. 306 00:11:24,907 --> 00:11:25,887 No, he's not back. 307 00:11:25,956 --> 00:11:28,089 It's... what do you care if Dennis is back? 308 00:11:28,225 --> 00:11:30,492 Look... Can I... 309 00:11:30,627 --> 00:11:33,361 Can we just catch up later when I get home from... 310 00:11:37,167 --> 00:11:40,585 Hang on. I just got an idea. 311 00:11:41,844 --> 00:11:43,655 So it's called "Liberal Tears." 312 00:11:43,657 --> 00:11:45,590 I don't know if it's confusing, that's not really the point. 313 00:11:45,626 --> 00:11:47,392 What I want to know is what do you think of this? 314 00:11:47,394 --> 00:11:49,361 I think it's super weird. 315 00:11:51,998 --> 00:11:53,331 Like in a good way or like...? 316 00:11:53,367 --> 00:11:55,417 Like in the creepiest possible way, Charlie. 317 00:11:55,419 --> 00:11:57,752 I mean, it's like Dennis is sitting in our apartment 318 00:11:57,788 --> 00:11:59,335 just staring at us. 319 00:11:59,556 --> 00:12:02,290 I know, but, like, look, you need someone to talk to, right? 320 00:12:02,326 --> 00:12:04,225 And I-I just, I can't be that guy right now. 321 00:12:04,228 --> 00:12:05,760 I'm so busy being a success and stuff. 322 00:12:05,796 --> 00:12:06,962 It's just, like, so much work. 323 00:12:07,097 --> 00:12:09,314 I'm sorry. You want me to talk to the doll? 324 00:12:09,366 --> 00:12:10,982 Yeah. Oh, absolutely. And-and it's weird, 325 00:12:11,018 --> 00:12:13,551 'cause it's-it's kind of like he talks back to you. 326 00:12:13,554 --> 00:12:15,987 It's crazy. He's already shamed Mac, which was pretty funny. 327 00:12:16,056 --> 00:12:17,655 All right, I got to run. 328 00:12:17,691 --> 00:12:19,257 W-W-Wait. You're leaving? Can I come? 329 00:12:19,392 --> 00:12:21,660 Well, no, sweetie. It's... I-I got to go work at the bar. 330 00:12:21,795 --> 00:12:23,728 A-And that's gonna be a trigger for you with all the drinking... 331 00:12:23,797 --> 00:12:25,330 - I feel like like you're always going to the bar... - Sweetie. 332 00:12:25,399 --> 00:12:26,998 - ... and always running out. - Oh, sweetie, the feelings. 333 00:12:27,034 --> 00:12:29,951 N-N-No. The doll. That's what the doll is for. 334 00:12:29,987 --> 00:12:31,285 You talk to the doll, 335 00:12:31,321 --> 00:12:33,989 - and-and not me so much. - Charlie. 336 00:12:39,114 --> 00:12:42,113 Mm, sorry. I feel foolish. 337 00:12:42,132 --> 00:12:44,182 You had this, Frank; I heard you earlier. 338 00:12:44,251 --> 00:12:46,718 I know, but I'm all in my head about it. 339 00:12:46,787 --> 00:12:49,854 Okay, now that makes one, two, three. 340 00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:52,057 - Three bottles of wine. - Three? 341 00:12:52,059 --> 00:12:53,925 You guys have only done three bottles? 342 00:12:53,994 --> 00:12:55,460 Yeah. I'm sorry, Cindy. We just got a little distracted. 343 00:12:55,595 --> 00:12:56,795 - Yeah. - Wait. And what happened 344 00:12:56,930 --> 00:12:58,997 to the labels; those just say "wine." 345 00:12:58,999 --> 00:13:00,882 We thought "Liberal Tears" was maybe gonna be confusing, 346 00:13:00,951 --> 00:13:03,884 - you know? - Yeah, like, what if people read it like "tears"? 347 00:13:03,921 --> 00:13:06,020 You know, like, what are these liberals tearing? 348 00:13:06,056 --> 00:13:07,689 - And why are they tearing it? - Yeah. 349 00:13:07,758 --> 00:13:08,823 And, Dee, what is this? 350 00:13:08,859 --> 00:13:10,959 Oh, it's just a-a new lighting setup. 351 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,361 It-it washes me out. It's-it's a better look. 352 00:13:13,397 --> 00:13:15,096 Guys, what is happening here? 353 00:13:15,231 --> 00:13:16,498 Everything was going so smoothly. 354 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,982 Yeah, it's nothing. It's fine. 355 00:13:17,985 --> 00:13:20,652 No, it's nothing. W-We're doing good still, we're good. 356 00:13:20,721 --> 00:13:22,387 - Whatever. We got this. - Don't worry about us. - Don't know. 357 00:13:22,456 --> 00:13:23,855 Wait a second. 358 00:13:23,857 --> 00:13:26,590 This doesn't have anything to do with the doll, does it? 359 00:13:26,627 --> 00:13:28,526 - Come on. Why would the doll...? - No. 360 00:13:28,595 --> 00:13:31,129 - The doll? What do we care about the doll? - The doll... 361 00:13:31,265 --> 00:13:32,664 No? 362 00:13:32,733 --> 00:13:36,284 - Okay, well, where is the doll? - It's at my apartment. 363 00:13:36,353 --> 00:13:38,753 Why isn't it in the trash? 364 00:13:38,789 --> 00:13:41,089 It's-it's just doing me a quick favor. 365 00:13:41,091 --> 00:13:42,557 - Get rid of it. - Yeah. 366 00:13:42,559 --> 00:13:46,093 I don't care. Trash. Burn. River. Just get rid of it. 367 00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:47,579 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It was a bad... bad idea. 368 00:13:47,697 --> 00:13:49,163 - Yeah, get rid of it, dude. - It's going in the trash. 369 00:13:49,199 --> 00:13:50,748 - Yeah, get rid of it, man. - Yeah. Got to go. Got to go. 370 00:13:50,817 --> 00:13:51,716 See, I told him. I told him. 371 00:13:53,987 --> 00:13:55,520 It's just a doll, you know? 372 00:13:55,522 --> 00:13:57,122 It's-it's fun to have around. 373 00:13:57,124 --> 00:13:58,590 It's kind of cool. 374 00:13:58,592 --> 00:14:00,058 Hey, it's me. It looks like Cindy wants me 375 00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:01,592 to get rid of the... 376 00:14:01,628 --> 00:14:02,927 What the hell is this? 377 00:14:03,063 --> 00:14:05,263 Oh, I fucked him. 378 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,684 Well, yeah, I can see that. Why? 379 00:14:09,686 --> 00:14:13,220 Um, because that's what it was designed for? 380 00:14:13,256 --> 00:14:14,955 You were... you were supposed to talk to it, 381 00:14:14,992 --> 00:14:18,159 - not have sex with it! - Okay, well, I did talk to it. 382 00:14:18,195 --> 00:14:20,428 And it told me to drink this bottle of wine. 383 00:14:20,563 --> 00:14:23,564 And then it talked me into having sex with it. 384 00:14:23,634 --> 00:14:24,849 I can't... You know, this is cheating, by the way. 385 00:14:24,885 --> 00:14:27,051 - You're cheating on me. - Uh, with a doll. 386 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,619 - With Dennis! - Okay, you sh... 387 00:14:30,991 --> 00:14:32,990 His voice is funny. 388 00:14:33,026 --> 00:14:35,126 - Oh, oh, oh! Go to hell! - I hadn't noticed it. 389 00:14:35,261 --> 00:14:37,262 - Go... You go right to hell! - It's-it's so high. 390 00:14:37,397 --> 00:14:38,796 - Okay. All right. I know. - Stupid... 391 00:14:38,865 --> 00:14:40,665 No, shh, shh, shh. Everybody, this is... 392 00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:45,219 - Yeah, shut up, man! - This is awkward. I got it. 393 00:14:45,288 --> 00:14:47,756 Charlie, I'm breaking up with you. 394 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,160 You're-you're breaking up with me? 395 00:14:52,162 --> 00:14:54,028 - I think you should leave. - I'm gonna break up with you! 396 00:14:54,031 --> 00:14:56,498 I already said it. We think you should get out. 397 00:14:56,633 --> 00:14:58,583 - I can't believe this. I'm out of here. - Wa-Wa-Wait! 398 00:14:58,585 --> 00:14:59,718 Wait, wait, wait. Okay. 399 00:15:01,554 --> 00:15:03,521 Do you have any more bottles of wine? 400 00:15:13,487 --> 00:15:15,954 I'm sorry, Charlie. This sucks. 401 00:15:16,023 --> 00:15:19,157 I mean, I think maybe some fresh titty will cheer you up, huh? 402 00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:20,028 - Yeah. - Charlie, the waitress 403 00:15:20,064 --> 00:15:21,764 is an asshole. You're just way better off 404 00:15:21,899 --> 00:15:23,766 - without her. - Yeah. No, you're right. 405 00:15:23,901 --> 00:15:25,901 I'm-I'm just pissed that Dennis did that to me. 406 00:15:26,147 --> 00:15:27,119 - Of course. - You know what I mean? 407 00:15:27,255 --> 00:15:28,855 - Dennis is a bastard, man. Right? - Yeah. 408 00:15:28,990 --> 00:15:31,390 - Always has been, always has been. - I mean, dude, look around. 409 00:15:31,525 --> 00:15:32,724 You're in the strip club, man. 410 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,527 - Okay! - We always go to the strip club 411 00:15:34,529 --> 00:15:35,928 - to make ourselves feel better. - That's right. 412 00:15:35,964 --> 00:15:37,663 - This is fun. Right? - Yeah, okay. Yes. 413 00:15:37,699 --> 00:15:39,398 Yes. 414 00:15:39,533 --> 00:15:41,266 I feel like I'm forcing it a little. 415 00:15:41,302 --> 00:15:42,802 - It feels forced, right? - Yeah. 416 00:15:42,804 --> 00:15:43,953 - Why is that? - Why are we here? 417 00:15:44,088 --> 00:15:46,088 Yeah, I mean, look, guys, I think the problem is 418 00:15:46,124 --> 00:15:47,957 that we're trying to do things that we used to do. 419 00:15:48,092 --> 00:15:49,691 But-but things are different now. 420 00:15:49,727 --> 00:15:52,227 Look, Dennis is gone, and he is not coming back. 421 00:15:52,263 --> 00:15:53,829 We have to accept that. 422 00:15:53,965 --> 00:15:56,365 Yeah, why are we letting Dennis keep messing up our lives? 423 00:15:56,401 --> 00:15:57,700 - He's not even here, man. - Yeah. Absolutely. Right. 424 00:15:57,835 --> 00:15:59,919 Like, it's time to move on from that guy. 425 00:15:59,988 --> 00:16:02,321 And if I'm being perfectly honest, I like Cindy better. 426 00:16:02,323 --> 00:16:04,323 Oh, yeah. She's smart, she's funny. 427 00:16:04,392 --> 00:16:06,725 - Yes. - She's an asshole but in all the right ways. 428 00:16:06,794 --> 00:16:09,128 - She's just the right amount of asshole, you know? - Yeah, exactly. 429 00:16:09,130 --> 00:16:11,730 She's kind of like Dennis but only way better. 430 00:16:11,766 --> 00:16:12,665 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Better than Dennis. 431 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,667 I absolutely prefer her to Dennis. 432 00:16:14,802 --> 00:16:16,074 - Right? - I like her more. 433 00:16:16,088 --> 00:16:18,220 So, look, maybe we just got to put Dennis behind us, 434 00:16:18,223 --> 00:16:19,955 - finally, once and for all... - Mm. 435 00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:22,190 and move forward, with Cindy, 436 00:16:22,227 --> 00:16:25,360 and be a new gang. 437 00:16:25,396 --> 00:16:26,679 To the new gang. 438 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:27,480 - There you go. - The new Cindy gang. 439 00:16:27,565 --> 00:16:30,099 - Yeah, right! New gang! - New gang, new gang. - New gang with Cindy. 440 00:16:30,168 --> 00:16:31,834 Cindy. 441 00:16:31,836 --> 00:16:34,453 All right, what do we do with him? 442 00:16:34,489 --> 00:16:35,922 Not sure yet. 443 00:16:36,057 --> 00:16:38,724 But, uh, what do you say we do, like, three rounds of shots 444 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,058 - and figure it out after that? - Hey! 445 00:16:40,094 --> 00:16:41,360 Hey! 446 00:16:45,533 --> 00:16:47,133 Hey-o! So sorry we're late. 447 00:16:47,268 --> 00:16:49,851 Guys, what the hell? The Murphy's protest 448 00:16:49,887 --> 00:16:51,354 is about to start. Where is everyone? 449 00:16:51,356 --> 00:16:53,088 Cindy, we just wanted to let you know that you were right 450 00:16:53,157 --> 00:16:55,491 - about everything, and we think you are amazing. - Yes, yes. 451 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:59,028 Now, we were at the strip club last night, and we came up with a way 452 00:16:59,163 --> 00:17:01,564 to deal with our Dennis issues and do your plan 453 00:17:01,699 --> 00:17:03,766 - and finally move forward. - Yeah. 454 00:17:03,835 --> 00:17:06,918 Guys? Let's do it! 455 00:17:14,162 --> 00:17:16,062 Oh, God. 456 00:17:17,054 --> 00:17:18,464 Oh, yuck! 457 00:17:18,533 --> 00:17:20,065 No, stop! Stop it! 458 00:17:20,134 --> 00:17:21,667 Stop! Charlie, stop! 459 00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:24,020 How is this moving things forward? What are you doing? 460 00:17:24,155 --> 00:17:25,821 Oh, I was playing his asshole. 461 00:17:25,890 --> 00:17:27,639 That part I got. Why? 462 00:17:27,791 --> 00:17:29,358 Well, well, after a series of events 463 00:17:29,394 --> 00:17:31,960 - that I'd rather not go into... - Not necessary. 464 00:17:32,030 --> 00:17:33,562 I came to the realization that the only way 465 00:17:33,631 --> 00:17:36,632 to not be humiliated by Dennis while playing the tuba 466 00:17:36,701 --> 00:17:38,166 - was to play him. - But then, 467 00:17:38,202 --> 00:17:39,718 out front, he got a little nervous 468 00:17:39,787 --> 00:17:41,587 - about doing that. Yeah. He got a little gun-shy. - I couldn't do it. 469 00:17:41,589 --> 00:17:43,055 - So I volunteered. - Yeah. 470 00:17:43,057 --> 00:17:44,924 Well, you see, we're still making Paddy's great again, 471 00:17:44,926 --> 00:17:46,993 - but now everybody's happy. - That's right, that's right. 472 00:17:47,128 --> 00:17:48,860 So, what do you think? 473 00:17:48,896 --> 00:17:50,328 You want to know what I think? 474 00:17:50,365 --> 00:17:52,531 - Yeah. - Um, here's what I think. 475 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,067 I think that you all went to a strip club last night 476 00:17:55,136 --> 00:17:56,886 and you got super hammered and horny 477 00:17:57,021 --> 00:17:59,488 and the three of you decided to fuck the doll, 478 00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:02,291 only to find out that when force is applied to the almost 479 00:18:02,293 --> 00:18:04,360 vacuum-tight polyurethane hole, 480 00:18:04,495 --> 00:18:06,362 it made a noise. 481 00:18:06,497 --> 00:18:09,030 You instantly put it in your mouth. 482 00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:10,766 You probably knew it'd work, because 483 00:18:10,802 --> 00:18:13,351 you clearly have had sex with the doll multiple times. 484 00:18:13,354 --> 00:18:15,053 You decided that this was the most brilliant idea 485 00:18:15,089 --> 00:18:17,722 that you've ever come up with, when, really, it was the result 486 00:18:17,759 --> 00:18:21,593 of the most insane, disgusting orgy that has ever taken place. 487 00:18:21,629 --> 00:18:24,463 And you, Dee, you just sat back and watched the whole thing 488 00:18:24,465 --> 00:18:26,465 happen because you are so numb to this kind of behavior 489 00:18:26,467 --> 00:18:29,668 that it doesn't even register to you as odd. 490 00:18:31,089 --> 00:18:32,888 - That's dead-on. - Yeah, you nailed it. 491 00:18:32,957 --> 00:18:34,757 - You nailed it. I mean, like... - Boy, that... - Wow. Yeah. 492 00:18:34,826 --> 00:18:36,625 - Point by point. - You ran home with that one. 493 00:18:36,694 --> 00:18:38,894 Guys, come on. You are better than this. 494 00:18:38,896 --> 00:18:41,296 I know you can be better than this. And I can help you. 495 00:18:41,366 --> 00:18:43,432 But you got to make a choice, okay? 496 00:18:43,434 --> 00:18:45,701 You can either leave Dennis behind 497 00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:47,920 or you can stay the same. 498 00:18:48,055 --> 00:18:49,255 Keep doing what you're doing... 499 00:18:49,390 --> 00:18:50,989 playing a doll's asshole with your mouth 500 00:18:51,025 --> 00:18:53,675 and talking to something that's never gonna talk back to you. 501 00:18:53,694 --> 00:18:54,860 Or will it? 502 00:18:55,505 --> 00:18:57,129 Oh, shit! 503 00:18:57,165 --> 00:18:58,531 - Kill it! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 504 00:19:00,535 --> 00:19:03,352 Oh. Hey, hey. Take it easy, man. I'm not a doll. 505 00:19:03,421 --> 00:19:05,621 I threw that thing on the floor. By the way, what is that thing? 506 00:19:05,690 --> 00:19:07,156 I don't like it. Why do you have it? 507 00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:09,091 - It's for Mac. - Yeah. 508 00:19:09,093 --> 00:19:10,760 Oh, Mac's shooting his loads into it? 509 00:19:10,895 --> 00:19:11,827 - Definitely his. He definitely is. - No, no. 510 00:19:11,962 --> 00:19:13,496 Yeah. All right, well, anyway, 511 00:19:13,498 --> 00:19:14,830 I'm back. The real me. 512 00:19:14,832 --> 00:19:16,432 Let's not-not make a whole thing of it. 513 00:19:16,434 --> 00:19:17,566 You. 514 00:19:17,602 --> 00:19:20,385 Uh, I gather you were meant to replace me? 515 00:19:20,421 --> 00:19:22,655 Well, that's not necessary anymore, so, um, 516 00:19:22,790 --> 00:19:24,456 you can go now. 517 00:19:24,459 --> 00:19:26,191 Excuse me? 518 00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:28,060 I think you can go. 519 00:19:28,129 --> 00:19:30,062 You dress like it's 1998. 520 00:19:30,131 --> 00:19:32,531 Your look is played out and so are you. 521 00:19:32,666 --> 00:19:35,066 - You're basic. - Oh. I see. 522 00:19:35,103 --> 00:19:36,685 Well, why don't we, uh... 523 00:19:36,787 --> 00:19:38,821 - why don't we ask them? - Yeah, sure. 524 00:19:38,956 --> 00:19:41,490 - Oh... - Well, he did just get here, 525 00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:43,759 - so let's not go crazy, right? - Kind of like seeing him. 526 00:19:43,894 --> 00:19:46,361 Charlie, you were just playing his asshole to humiliate him. 527 00:19:46,431 --> 00:19:47,963 - Ah. - I do lots of crazy things, you know? 528 00:19:48,032 --> 00:19:49,565 - I never really know what I'm... - Yeah. - That's in the past. 529 00:19:49,634 --> 00:19:51,767 - Yeah. I mean... - And I like to live in the present. 530 00:19:51,902 --> 00:19:53,652 Dee, you don't want this loser back, do you? 531 00:19:53,787 --> 00:19:55,921 I mean... 532 00:19:56,056 --> 00:19:58,123 - What? Come on. - Uh... 533 00:19:58,192 --> 00:19:59,725 They're just gonna go back to treating you like shit 534 00:19:59,727 --> 00:20:01,060 the minute I leave! 535 00:20:01,062 --> 00:20:02,928 Come on, us ladies, we got to stick together. 536 00:20:02,930 --> 00:20:04,530 Yeah, yeah, I hear what you're saying, 537 00:20:04,532 --> 00:20:06,532 but I kind of like being the only woman. 538 00:20:06,534 --> 00:20:07,866 'Cause it makes me feel special. 539 00:20:07,935 --> 00:20:10,085 This is insane. You know what? Screw you guys. 540 00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:13,155 Enjoy your crappy lives and your insane, miserable, failed ideas. 541 00:20:13,290 --> 00:20:15,574 You guys are played out. You're basic. 542 00:20:15,726 --> 00:20:17,158 - Uh-oh. - Ooh, yeah. You know what? 543 00:20:17,195 --> 00:20:18,761 - You already said that. Uh... - Yeah. 544 00:20:19,366 --> 00:20:20,629 - You did. She said that already. - A second ago. 545 00:20:20,665 --> 00:20:22,097 Did you run out of insults? 546 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,965 - Recycling her material. - Yeah. That's not good. 547 00:20:24,001 --> 00:20:26,034 - She didn't have to have a bad attitude about it. - That's not good. Yeah. Hey, 548 00:20:26,103 --> 00:20:27,466 - I don't know about you guys, - What a bitch. 549 00:20:27,467 --> 00:20:28,567 but I'm a little bit thirsty. 550 00:20:28,689 --> 00:20:30,256 Do you guys still serve beer here, or...? 551 00:20:30,391 --> 00:20:32,791 - Oh, yeah. - I knew you were gonna say something funny, man. 552 00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:34,659 - So smart, too. Clever. - Do we serve beer? - Because we're a bar. 553 00:20:34,695 --> 00:20:36,314 - Clever. Yeah. - Do we serve beer? 554 00:20:36,315 --> 00:20:37,215 - Funny, man. - We do. 555 00:20:37,265 --> 00:20:38,664 Well, welcome back, man. 556 00:20:38,799 --> 00:20:42,000 - Well, for now. I'm back for now. - Oh? All right. 557 00:20:42,036 --> 00:20:43,201 Guys, you know what? 558 00:20:43,221 --> 00:20:45,519 I think we just made Paddy's great again. 559 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,022 Shut up, bird. 560 00:20:47,091 --> 00:20:49,558 - Oh! - Oh! 561 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:50,759 So reliable. 562 00:20:50,828 --> 00:20:52,827 Yeah, yeah, you can just count on it. 563 00:20:52,864 --> 00:20:54,162 - Yeah. - Yeah. 564 00:20:54,198 --> 00:20:56,365 Hey, Mac, did you gain a little weight? 565 00:21:35,426 --> 00:21:37,292 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com