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- You lock us in a room

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and then we try to escape.
That's it?

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Yes, that's correct. People
all over the world do this.

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We're one of 15 escape room
companies in Philly alone.

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Yes, I'm fully aware
of this practice.

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It's a highly sexual experience
for people.

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You'll get no judgments from us.

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No. No, no, no.
I'm sorry, this is not sexual.

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It's not sexual.
Then I don't know what this is.

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You've not explained it.

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Uh, well, it's a mystery
role-playing game.

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You solve puzzles in order
to escape from a room.

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It's really about seeing
how well you work as a team,

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and it's also a lot of fun.

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- Hmm.
- This sounds very nerdy.

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- Is this a nerd thing?
- It's definitely a nerd thing.

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- No, no, no, no.

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It's not-it's not nerdy.
It's not nerdy.

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It's actually really fun.

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That's why I set
this whole thing up. You know?

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It's fun. I've done one before.

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- You've done one?
- With who?

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- My friends.
- What?

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- What friends?
- We're your friends.

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All right, I did it alone.

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- She did it alone!
- Oh!

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Hey, it doesn't matter.
It's fun.

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So wait, wait a minute,
so what's the prize?

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If we get out of the room,
what do we get?

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Well, if you escape
before your time is up,

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we will put your team photo
on our website.

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- Just the picture?
- That's it?
- Just the picture.

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- That's the worst thing
I've ever heard.
- And it's not sexual?

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- Come on. Why does

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there have to be a prize?
Why does it have to be sexual?

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Why can't men just do something
for the challenge of it,

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'cause it's fun?

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Men don't do things
just to do them.

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Okay? We're busy
running the world,

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- providing for our families.
All right?
- Exactly.

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We need stakes. If there's
no stakes, what's the point?

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That's a good idea, though.

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How about if whoever wins,

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you buy them
a 20-ounce sirloin steak?

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- Yeah.
- That makes sense.

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- That could be fun.
- As a man, that makes sense.

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- Well, okay, yes.
- Different.

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- Absolutely.
Then it becomes a game.

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You see, I get out of the room.

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That means I win the game,

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the lady here,
she takes me out for a steak,

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- Nope. No.

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That's not how it works.
So you have to win as a team...

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You know what?
Don't explain it anymore.

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Challenge accepted.

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Ooh, hoo, hoo,
this is gonna be so good.

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Whoa, they really went all-out.

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This might actually
be kind of fun.

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- Aah! Whoa, ho, ho!
- Oh, Dee!

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- Whoa, what...
- Guys, guys, guys,
I found something.

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What are you screaming at,
Deandra?

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You didn't even find it.

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- It was right there
on the table.

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- Greetings and salutations,

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- Detectives.
- Who's that broad?

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It's Amanda from before. She's
just doing a bad British accent.

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A tuppence to you, Amanda.

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- Oh, now she's gonna do it.
- Doth thou...

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Give me this,
'cause you can't...

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All right. Yeah, Amanda,
um, if you do that accent,

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- then Dee's gonna want to do it,
and we hate that.
- Yeah. Yeah.

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So w-why don't you just go?
You go.

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- You have arrived

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at 221B Baker Street,

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home of world-famous...
um, excuse me.

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You're not supposed
to start searching yet.

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- I haven't started the timer.
- I didn't.

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- Oh, yes, you did.

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I have cameras
all over the room.

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I can see and hear
everything you do.

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Oh, my bad.
Okay, I stopped.

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- No, you didn't.
Again, I can see you.

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Yeah, um, Amanda,
she's not gonna stop,

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so why don't you just, um,
uh, speed things along?

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- Oh, u-uh, Holmes is in trouble,

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- and he needs your help...
- Yeah, faster, faster.

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Oh, okay, well,
if you need a hint...

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Yeah, you know what? Um,
we're not... we don't like this

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at all. Um, why don't you just
go ahead and start the game?

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- Okay,
fine, your time starts now.

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- Oh! We're locked in.
Here we go!
- Oh, that's cool.

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
she locked the door?
- Yeah.

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Did you not listen to the whole
setup that the game nerd did?

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- That's what the game...
- No, that's-that's no good.

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I can't have that.
I can't be locked in.

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- W-What's the code for the door?
- That's the whole point, Frank.

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- We're supposed
to work together...
- Shut up, Deandra.

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- O-Okay, calm down.

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You know, I was worried
that this might happen.

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Frank hasn't been locked up
since the nitwit school,

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so he gets a little tight
about it.

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I brought some of that gum
you like, buddy.

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You want to chew on that?
Want to chew on that?

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It's gonna settle you down.

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- All right, hey, guys.

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Uh, let's huddle up.
Guys, listen, listen.

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Frank, it's gonna be cool, man,
we can do...

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we can totally do this. Okay.

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- I think-I think we should

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actually split up into teams,
and then when we find something,

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- we come...
we come back together,

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and we put... we use the...
collective brain power...

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I'm sorry. Frank,
that gum-chewing is insane.

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- What?
- The chewing of the gum.
It's happening,

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u-uh, right in my ear.
It's ludicrous.

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That-that is the most irritating
sound on Earth.

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Ooh, ooh, ooh! Guys, guys.

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I'm thinking that
since I've done this before,

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- I should probably quarterback
this whole thing.
- Well, I spoke too soon.

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That's the most
irritating sound on Earth.

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- Yeah, yeah.
- And just, I can-I can
walk you guys through

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how to get clues, what you're
looking for, specifically.

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- Why don't you just
go find the clues?
- Thanks, Dee.

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- Help us out. Thanks, Dee.
- Go, go, go.

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- Yeah. Thanks a lot, Dee.
- Great, thanks.
- Keep going.

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- Is she gonna be doing that
the whole time, man?

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- Like, just chiming in—
like, advice, and...
- You know she is.

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Did-did you hear what she said
about being the quarterback?

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Does she think she's the leader?

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Everybody knows
quarterbacks are men.

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And honestly, like,
I don't want to say it out loud,

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- but a female leader?
It's just...
- No.

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Doesn't sit well, right?
Doesn't sit well with me.

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- Gives me chills.
- It feels, like,
un-American, maybe?

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- It's un-American.

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- Very un-American.
- Is it? Is it?

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Thing is, is like,
we had a vote in America.

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- Yeah.
- We almost had one,

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and then America
was like, "Mm..."

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- No women.
- We couldn't have been
more clear about it.

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- I... I got a plan.

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No, no, no, come on, you guys.

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No, we're supposed
to do this together.

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We're supposed to do it...
Goddamn it!

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- Ah...

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so-so much more relaxed
without her in here.

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- That's the move.

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Both of 'em. I mean, the last
thing we need is two women,

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- "helping us"?
- Oh, I know.

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Why do you have a lock
on the outside of your door?

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Uh, well, that's... Don't ask.
You... Look, the point is,

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th-there's a lock on the door,

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and there's no way
Dee's getting out of there.

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- All right,

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so now that we don't have those
ladies squawking in our ears,

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let's get back to doing
what men do best,

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and we strategize, okay?

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So we need to come up
with a game plan.

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- Yeah? All right.
- Mm.

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- Yes. I know exactly
what we should do.
- I actually have a good idea.

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- Wait. Hold on, hold on, hold
on. Wait, don't interrupt me.
- Here's what we do...

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- No, no. We go... No, no!
- Mac, shut up.

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- Let me say my idea first.
- No, it's really good, it's
gonna get us out of the room.

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- I have a great idea.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Slow down, slow down. Okay.

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Clearly, we're gonna
have to designate a leader here.

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- Oh.
- Oh! Right.
- Right?

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- Of course.
- That's what men do.

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What are we...
That's what men... Right!

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We-we figure out
who's, uh, in charge.

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- Right, exactly.
- That's how things work.

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I nominate Dennis.

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- Oh.
- Yes, because he's the smartest.

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- Right, Dennis?
- Uh, I-I am very smart,

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and it's not a bad idea
to have me be the leader.

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Plus, also now
that you've said it,

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I feel like it can't be unsaid.

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I wouldn't have said it,
but it is true.

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Uh... technically,
Frank is the oldest,

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which makes him the smartest.

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Yeah, but Dennis is, like, the
smartest person I've ever met,

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and I've met,
like, a hundred people.

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Ooh, you know,
that is a lot of people.

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Well, I've met, like 105.

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- Now, why would you...
- You have not. Where?

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- Whatever. Supermarket, mall.
- Charlie knows a lot of people.

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- I know people.
- I'll table it, I'll table it.

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Why don't we break up
into the two teams?

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I'll pick my leader,

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you pick yours,
and we can find our own clues.

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Uh, you know what? That's
actually a really great idea,

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because that creates
a more competitive atmosphere,

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- Okay.
- which is more conducive

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to the problem-solving abilities
of a man. Huh?

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- Huh?
- Yeah. Yeah, I think he's right.

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- All right, fine. You and me?
Want to split off?
- Okay.

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- You and me. Let's go.
- Lose these bozos.

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- We need 'em? No.
- All right, we're out of here.

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- Come on, follow me.
I got a couple ideas, man.
- He might-he might die.

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- He might die. Yeah.
- Good luck, suckers.

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All right. Hey, let's, uh,
let's find some clues, buddy.

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Don't worry, Dennis,
I already found one,

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and I think it's significant.

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- Whoa.
- It's a heart-shaped lock.

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- Whoa, excellent find, buddy.
- Yeah.

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Excellent.
Okay, the game is afoot.

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- All right.
- Yes! Yes.

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Let's-let's keep this
between us.

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Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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- Nice, nice.
- I won't tell them.

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I-I'm terrified. I don't feel

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like touching anything
in Mac's room.

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- Hey, don't touch the bike.
- I'm not going near that.

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- Okay, all right.
- But we can't let them beat us.

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- Frank, Frank, Frank. Frank.
- Just look. We don't...

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Look no further.

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- 'Cause when I was out there...
- Hmm?

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I already found one.

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Great! You didn't-you didn't
tell them.

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No, I'm not gonna tell them.

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Because the most important
aspect of a man's success

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is to never trust another man.

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- For sure, yeah.
- Okay, well, w-what is it?

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- All right, check it out.
- Hmm?

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A heart-shaped key.

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- Oh!

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- Ugh!

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Goddamn!
Sons of bitches.

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00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:34,671
Amanda, what's
the protocol when a team

230
00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:36,499
locks one of their team members
in another room?

231
00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:37,674
- I have no idea.

232
00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:39,328
This has never happened before.

233
00:07:39,371 --> 00:07:40,677
All right, well,
what are they doing out there?

234
00:07:40,721 --> 00:07:42,853
Not much. They've basically
just been arguing

235
00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:44,638
about which one is in charge
this whole time.

236
00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:45,856
All right, well, have they found
the heart-shaped

237
00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:47,510
- lock and key yet?
- They have, but they

238
00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:49,381
refuse to admit it to one...

239
00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:51,688
Wait, how did you know
about that clue?

240
00:07:51,732 --> 00:07:55,387
Ooh, yeah, yeah. I've done this
exact same escape room before.

241
00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:56,693
Yeah, that's why I picked it.

242
00:07:56,737 --> 00:07:59,566
I wanted to show them that
I'm smart and I can solve stuff.

243
00:07:59,609 --> 00:08:01,524
- By cheating your way through
a game you've already played?
- Okay, don't

244
00:08:01,568 --> 00:08:02,786
judge me, nerd.
All right? I don't need that.

245
00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:04,571
What I need is for you
to get me out there

246
00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:07,008
- so I can solve puzzles
and be a star.
- Okay, well, again,

247
00:08:07,051 --> 00:08:09,314
this is a team-building
exercise.

248
00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:11,534
Perhaps if you could tell them
about the lock and the key,

249
00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:12,883
they'd let you out of the room.

250
00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:15,582
Oh, yeah, right. I'm sure—
and give them the satisfaction

251
00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:18,106
of unlocking it? No, thanks.
Now, come on, sister.

252
00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:19,760
We got-we got to stick together

253
00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:21,675
and solve this problem
the way women do.

254
00:08:21,718 --> 00:08:23,677
Let's approach it
like women. Right?

255
00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:27,158
Through cooperation we can find
a way to emasculate the men

256
00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:28,986
whose attention we're seeking.

257
00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:30,466
I don't feel
comfortable with this.

258
00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,337
Let's see how comfortable
you feel in five minutes,

259
00:08:32,381 --> 00:08:34,601
when they get frustrated and
start smashing all your shit.

260
00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:43,566
It's not in here.

261
00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:44,698
Yeah. Nope. Here either.
You now what?

262
00:08:44,741 --> 00:08:46,134
Let's-let's just...
let's stop.

263
00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:48,789
Let's just... Okay. We've
smashed a lot of things here,

264
00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:50,225
and I'm not seeing a single key,

265
00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:52,357
which means the key's
got to be in your room

266
00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:54,925
with Charlie and Frank.
Now... Oh, damn it, Mac.

267
00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:57,406
Stop-stop chewing so loudly.

268
00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:58,755
I'm not chewing anything.

269
00:08:58,799 --> 00:08:59,930
Well, I can't think. Okay?

270
00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:01,802
I hear you chewing,
and I can't think.

271
00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:03,151
I don't have anything
in my mouth.

272
00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:06,633
Oh, Jesus.

273
00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:09,636
That's Frank in the other room.

274
00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:11,725
You know what that is, right?

275
00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:15,380
That's a power play.

276
00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:17,382
Frank's trying to assert
his dominance over me.

277
00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:18,732
It's a classic alpha move.

278
00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:21,430
- Oh, my God, it is?
- Yeah. Yeah.

279
00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:22,823
No, no, no.
Don't sit. Don't sit.

280
00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:25,303
- Oh, sorry.
- You see,

281
00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:27,175
by constantly chewing so loudly,

282
00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:30,221
he's sending a very clear
message that he is the head cow.

283
00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:31,614
And, as we all know,

284
00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:35,226
the head cow's always grazing.

285
00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:40,014
Aren't all cows female?

286
00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:44,496
Well, that was a metaphor.
Okay, you know...

287
00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:45,846
Mac, sometimes I'm just riffing.

288
00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,456
Would you allow me to riff?

289
00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:49,501
As the leader, can I riff?
Can I riff?

290
00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:52,330
- Ye-Yes, yes, yes. Yes.
- All right, so the point is

291
00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:54,419
go get me some of that gum.

292
00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:56,770
That was the point
you were making? You want gum?

293
00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:58,685
Well, yes, I need the gum.
It sends a very important,

294
00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:01,862
subconscious cue that
sets the tone for pack animals.

295
00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:04,081
I need to assert myself
to this monkey

296
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:05,648
so that he'll submit to my will,

297
00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:08,520
and we can win the game and
get the hell out of this place.

298
00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:10,871
I'm so sorry, Dennis.
I'm very confused...

299
00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:12,481
Don't sit down!

300
00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:15,658
Yes. Um...

301
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:19,053
- are-are we monkeys or cows?

302
00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:21,272
We're whatever the hell
I say we are, okay?

303
00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:23,927
I'm just riffing.
Now will you go get my gum?

304
00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,059
Yes.

305
00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:28,671
Anything?

306
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,673
No. Nothing.

307
00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:33,023
Well, keep smashing,
because whatever lock

308
00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:35,852
goes on the end of this key has
got to be in here, somewhere.

309
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:38,463
I've smashed everything,
I can't find it.

310
00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:39,595
- Hey, guys. How's it going?
- Super great.

311
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,944
- Super awesome, dude.
- Yeah. Really good.

312
00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,337
Super great. We're finding
all sorts of cool stuff.

313
00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:44,252
You know, probably gonna be
out of this room in no time.

314
00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:45,470
My leader's killing it
over here.

315
00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:47,037
- You touched the bike?
- No, I didn't your bike.

316
00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,473
Didn't touch a thing in here
that was yours, man.

317
00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:49,518
Didn't touch one of your
gross things.

318
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,259
- What's up?
- Nah. You guys cool?

319
00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:52,956
- Yeah, we're cool.
What's up with you?
- Huh? We're good.

320
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,392
- I'm so cool.
- What do you want?

321
00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:56,133
- What do you want?
What do you want?
- Yeah, what's up?

322
00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:57,526
- What do you want?
- What's up? What's up?

323
00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:59,528
- Dennis wants some gum.
- Oh, all right. Hang on a sec...

324
00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:00,834
- No, no. Don't do that.
- What?

325
00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:02,139
- That's a power play, Charlie.
- It is?

326
00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:03,706
- Yeah.
- How is it a power play?

327
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:04,968
It's a power play. Everybody
knows that the head cow

328
00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:06,796
is always grazing.

329
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,755
- Oh, that's true.
- Wait, so that's, like,
a real thing?

330
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,495
- Yeah. That's what it is.
- Makes sense.
If you're a top cow, what,

331
00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:12,541
- are you gonna not eat?
- Now, I'm sorry,
we can't help you.

332
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:14,717
A-All right.
Well... I have info.

333
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:15,849
All right, well,
what's your info?

334
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,285
First, give me some gum
for Dennis.

335
00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:19,156
Oh, hardball, huh?
Okay, I'll tell you what.

336
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,418
No, no, don't, don't, don't...

337
00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:22,682
I'm gonna give you one shred.

338
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:28,775
- Ooh! Oh, not cool dude!
- Oh, I knew he was
gonna do that.

339
00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,951
I just didn't want to feel weak
in front of Frank.

340
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,735
I-I want to be
a big-deal cow, too.

341
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:33,997
Well, now I want to be
a big-deal cow, and I want gum.

342
00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:36,130
But don't eat
all my gum, Charlie.

343
00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:37,871
All right, well, what's your
info? What'd you find out?

344
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,829
- I found a clue.
- What is it?

345
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,570
Give me some more gum
for Dennis.

346
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,006
- No. I don't trust you.
- Why not?

347
00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:44,878
'Cause you're just gonna put it
in your mouth and eat it again.

348
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,096
I won't.
I promise.

349
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:48,751
Mm. His neck is high.
Makes me trust him.

350
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:51,841
Good posture, bro.
Okay. All right, I trust you.

351
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:54,801
- Ooh!
- Aah!

352
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:57,020
- I knew he couldn't be trusted.
- Oh, not cool, man.

353
00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:59,762
Never trust another man in
a negotiation, that's textbook.

354
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,111
Art of the Deal.
Art of the Deal, bro.

355
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,809
Oh, you tried to tell me that.
All right, Art of the Deal.

356
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:04,332
Art of the Deal,
Art of the Deal.

357
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:05,681
Hey, look, we're getting
somewhere, right?

358
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,335
We're in negotiation.
That-that's good.

359
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:09,250
- That's good, men being men.
- What do you got?

360
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:11,165
All right, well,
tell-tell us what the clue is.

361
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:12,819
Why would I tell you?
You already gave me what I want.

362
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,168
Because we both know
what Dennis'll do to you

363
00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:16,779
if you come back empty-handed—
he will scratch you silly, Mac.

364
00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:20,000
Killer negotiation, man.

365
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,871
- Holy shit!
- Yeah. Pretty sweet, right?

366
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:23,612
- Art of the Deal.
- Art of the Deal.
- He was lying.

367
00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:24,700
So what's up,
what'd you find?

368
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,616
I got this.

369
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:31,489
I think it's time for a summit.

370
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:40,629
Thank you for coming
to my summit.

371
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,022
Well, it's not your summit.
It's everyone's summit.

372
00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,197
That's what a summit is.

373
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,895
The point is
we're here to discuss

374
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:47,941
the terms of your surrender.

375
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:50,247
Our surrender?
Why would we surrender to you?

376
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,380
We know you have
the heart-shaped lock.

377
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:54,817
Goddamn it, Mac!
You told them?

378
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:55,949
- Ooh!

379
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:56,993
And we have all the leverage,

380
00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:59,082
because we have
something you need,

381
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,431
and we're not gonna
tell you what.

382
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,216
The key?

383
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,480
- Yeah.
- Okay,

384
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,047
so there goes your leverage.

385
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,048
Yeah.

386
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:09,832
Oh, no, I don't think so.

387
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:12,443
For you cannot open a lock
without a key.

388
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:15,185
And you can't do anything
with just a key.

389
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:17,797
It appears we're
at a standstill.

390
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:23,324
Yeah.

391
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:25,674
- Yeah.
- By the way, is anybody
else wondering

392
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:29,460
why we haven't heard Dee
make a peep this entire time?

393
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,291
Goddamn it, you guys!

394
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:35,858
Why is no one answering me?

395
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,860
- I don't even think
they can hear you.

396
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:38,992
Is there a chance
your brother would've

397
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:42,256
sound-proofed his room
for some reason?

398
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:45,912
Ugh... Oh, no.

399
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:49,089
Oh, God. Yeah. Yeah, there is.

400
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:51,004
Oh, Dennis, you psychopath.

401
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,440
How long have I been
locked in here?

402
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,007
- What the...

403
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,009
- Welcome, sexual conquest.

404
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:58,098
As previously discussed,
you've pressed the button

405
00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,882
on the alarm clock,
signifying your permission

406
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,231
to begin the game.

407
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,929
- Ew.
- A digital copy
of your thumbprint

408
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:05,105
has been sent
as your e-signature

409
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:07,020
confirming your full consent

410
00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:09,674
- for whatever
may happen to you.
- Oh, God.

411
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:11,546
We've also discussed
the safe word.

412
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:14,070
Feel free to use it
at any time...

413
00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:17,465
but, as we both know,
from your Craigslist profile,

414
00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,728
you probably won't.

415
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:21,077
Good luck.

416
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:24,776
Oh! Oh, no!

417
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,126
- Oh, my God. No, no, no.
- Remember,

418
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:28,041
- Come on, Dennis. -if you're having too much fun,

419
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:30,086
- it ruins it for me.
- Wh...

420
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,958
Ah, ah, ah.

421
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:34,047
You didn't say the safe word.

422
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,526
Goddamn it, Dennis.

423
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,006
- This is insanely disturbing.

424
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,051
All right, you do it
for a living.

425
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,791
Get off your high horse.

426
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:42,490
- Dennis! Oh, no.
- Okay, okay,

427
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,274
maybe I can help you
unlock the door after all.

428
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:46,624
What do you see in the room?
What's the first clue?

429
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,191
No, no, you don't get it.

430
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:50,063
There's no going
out that door, all right?

431
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:52,500
I-I know my brother
better than anybody else.

432
00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:54,371
The fact that his prisoner
cannot escape

433
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:55,938
is really
what's getting him off.

434
00:14:57,418 --> 00:15:00,029
Without that safe word there's
only one way out of this room.

435
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:02,597
And that's doing
something drastic.

436
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,781
And no decision upon us.

437
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:15,958
So I will tarry forth
with what we've said about...

438
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:19,048
Oh, gentlemen, uh,
gentlemen, if I may.

439
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:22,095
As your newly elected speaker,
I'd like to start by saying

440
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:24,662
I henceforth
relinquish any possibility

441
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,882
of becoming team leader
from myself.

442
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,103
So long as I am able
to retain this excellent title,

443
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,105
as speaker of the tribe.

444
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,802
Uh, do we all agree
to these terms?

445
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:35,369
Uh, yeah.

446
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:40,374
Then, as the time in the game
is drawing close to an end,

447
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,854
as is the flavor of our gum,

448
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:46,075
I shall commence with the terms
we've all discussed posthaste.

449
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:48,121
As we all know, we men possess

450
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:51,559
both the lock and the key.

451
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:55,215
The turning of said lock and key
shall give us the code

452
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:58,218
to open that door
and render us victorious.

453
00:15:58,261 --> 00:16:02,352
The turner of said key should
and shall be our team leader.

454
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,224
So the election of this leader

455
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:08,054
is our top priority
at this time.

456
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:12,275
Followed only
by the power dynamic

457
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:15,235
that falls underneath
this leader.

458
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:20,240
And then, lastly,
there is the matter of meat,

459
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:21,632
and who among us

460
00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:24,461
gets to graze upon it.

461
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,162
Too far?

462
00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:32,252
I'll dial it back a bit.
I'll dial it back a bit.

463
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,602
- Back up.
- That's very good.

464
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:36,386
Frank...

465
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:39,172
as the purchaser of the meat
upon our imminent victory,

466
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:42,871
you have offered to award
each one of us with our own

467
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:46,440
20-ounce sirloin steak,

468
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,268
provided you bite yours first.

469
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,183
Is this correct?

470
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:51,836
Correct.

471
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,839
Now, Dennis,
as the possessor of the lock,

472
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:57,059
albeit through
unscrupulous methods,

473
00:16:57,103 --> 00:17:00,106
let us not have another scratch.

474
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:03,065
You shall bite your steak
second, followed by Mac,

475
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,067
the original finder of the lock.

476
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:09,898
And lastly, me, for I picked
the shortest of the straws.

477
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:13,249
It was unfortunate, but you were
all kind enough to grant me

478
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:15,991
the speaker position as to stop
the incessant arguing

479
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,081
that took place upon
the picking of straws.

480
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,213
Yeah.

481
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:21,736
Do we all agree to these terms?

482
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:24,652
Very good. Very good.

483
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:27,220
Then, gentlemen, on the count
of three, we shall dispense

484
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:30,658
of our chewables and commence
with the turning of the key.

485
00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:33,095
One...

486
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,663
two...

487
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,273
three.

488
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:39,884
Gentlemen, I will remind you

489
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:43,279
that time is of the essence.

490
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:48,110
Very good.

491
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:51,896
Frank, the lock and the key.

492
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:55,117
But before he opens it,
I'd like to take a brief moment

493
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,206
to recognize
our excellent work as men...

494
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,382
- Mm.
- navigating these
difficult waters

495
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,558
with ethics, with grace,

496
00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:03,778
with minimal violence.

497
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:06,737
But, above all,
without compromise

498
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:10,698
to our masculine identity
by any admission of guilt,

499
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:13,135
failure or weakness.

500
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:15,311
- Hear, hear.

501
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,923
Ah, to us as men.

502
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,274
Ah, to us as men. Frank,
uh, lead us to our victory.

503
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,189
Men.

504
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:26,409
Hmm.

505
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:28,324
- Uh...

506
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:31,371
- What is it? What is it?
- A note.
- Ah!

507
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:34,374
- What does the note say?

508
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:38,856
"And so the game begins."

509
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,034
What?

510
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,951
I-I think this is
only the first clue.

511
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:49,389
Oh, oh, shit.
There's a whole

512
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,086
shitload of instructions

513
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,957
- No, no, no.

514
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,221
- Next? H-How many things
do we have to do next?
- Yeah, what is that?

515
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,788
- Well, well, 20, 30...?
- Uh...

516
00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,399
There's like a hundred in there.

517
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:01,531
- Oh, shit.
- 20, 30? How much time
do we have left?

518
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:03,316
- Oh, no, no, no.
- Two minutes.

519
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:04,578
- Two minutes?
- Two minutes.

520
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:06,188
- We don't have time
to do all those things.
- Oh, no!

521
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:07,755
Frank, Frank, you're in charge.

522
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,583
- What do we do?
- I don't know what to do!
- You assholes!

523
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,193
- Let me in!
- Holy shit.

524
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:13,021
- Dee's out on the ledge.
- She got out of your room.

525
00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:14,544
- Dee!
- Come on!

526
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:17,547
Come on, you son of a bitch.
Let me in. I can help you.

527
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,027
- Dee...
- I can get you out of there!
- Dee, be careful.

528
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:20,202
- That ledge is really small.
- Just let me in.

529
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:23,205
Stop! Stop the game!

530
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,554
She's gonna fall!
Let her in!

531
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:26,774
You guys, you have to...

532
00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:30,299
- Oh, shit!

533
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,824
I am so sorry that
this happened to you.

534
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:35,435
We've never had
an injury before.

535
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,263
Well, I'll sue the shit
out of them, Amanda.

536
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,090
I'm gonna do it.
I hate them.

537
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:41,049
Okay? I-I... If they just
would've listened to me.

538
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:42,833
- Dee! Dee! Dee! Dee!

539
00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:44,661
- Oh, there she is! There she is!
- Hey!

540
00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:47,577
- Oh, my God. Woo!
- Dee! Dee! Dee! Dee!
- There's our girl.

541
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,884
Oh, yeah. Hey, guys.

542
00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,886
Yeah, Dee, you outsmarted them.

543
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,366
- You won the game.
- Yeah.

544
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,019
You took a fall for the boys.

545
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,238
A-And you know what?
That's what a quarterback does.

546
00:19:56,282 --> 00:20:00,111
Sacrifices his— or her—
body for the team.

547
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:01,461
- You really were
the quarterback.
- I was...

548
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,463
- I was the quarterback, right?
- Absolutely.

549
00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:05,378
Yeah, you sure were.
Yeah, no, you figured out

550
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,293
the only loophole
in my carefully curated

551
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,469
and well-researched
bondage facility.

552
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:11,471
You're the only person
who's ever done that.

553
00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:13,647
- Really?
- Yeah, the only one.
The only one.

554
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:16,171
Yeah, game nerd.
Now, take the picture.

555
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,260
- What are you talking about?
- Oh, y-you said

556
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:21,045
if we worked as a team
and we escaped from the room,

557
00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:23,526
- Yeah.

558
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,136
But you didn't work as a team.

559
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,268
- Yeah, no, no,
yeah-yeah, we did.
- Yeah, yeah.

560
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,488
Yeah, absolutely we did,
'cause we-we got

561
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:29,619
- out of the room.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

562
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,273
Yeah, because I let you out.

563
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:34,276
Oh, yeah, but it was
before the timer went off,

564
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,497
and you didn't specify how we
get out, just that we get out.

565
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,542
- Yeah, that's on you, really.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

566
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:40,848
- That's not on us. Okay?
- Yep.

567
00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,153
- Take the picture.
- I don't see the problem here.

568
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:43,285
Just take the picture.

569
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:44,504
- Okay.
- Yeah, but, wait, wait, wait!

570
00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:46,114
Wait, before you do that.

571
00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:48,290
- Uh, Frank got steaks.
- Yeah.
- Steaks for everybody.

572
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:49,465
- Oh! Steaks.
- Yay!

573
00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:52,642
Yeah, everybody
gets one, but Dee...

574
00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:55,428
you get to bite first.

575
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:57,473
Oh, wow.

576
00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:01,347
Thanks, guys.

577
00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:03,349
All right,
take the picture, loser.

578
00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:04,524
- Yeah.
- Yeah, let's go, let's go.

579
00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:07,309
One, two, three!

580
00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:09,180
- Cheese!

581
00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:54,225
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