1 00:00:00,304 --> 00:00:02,219 Can everyone please gather around 2 00:00:02,263 --> 00:00:04,352 for me because I'd like to discuss something very, 3 00:00:04,395 --> 00:00:06,136 very important. So, everyone, if you could just go ahead 4 00:00:06,180 --> 00:00:08,008 and gather, please. Gather for me. 5 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:10,184 - Please. - We're gathered. 6 00:00:10,227 --> 00:00:12,316 Okay, so, now that you've gathered, 7 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,188 I know that a lot has been on your minds 8 00:00:14,231 --> 00:00:16,103 these last couple weeks since I've been back. 9 00:00:16,146 --> 00:00:19,584 Burning questions about my personal life, yeah. 10 00:00:19,628 --> 00:00:21,195 I was gone. Now I'm back. 11 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:23,284 That's been confusing for you. It's been overwhelming. 12 00:00:23,327 --> 00:00:25,329 The whole thing has been overwhelming for you. 13 00:00:25,373 --> 00:00:28,289 And you've danced around the topic for a while now 14 00:00:28,332 --> 00:00:29,638 out of respect for my privacy. 15 00:00:29,681 --> 00:00:31,292 And I-I really do appreciate that, 16 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:33,120 but I would like for you all to know that I am ready now, 17 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:35,122 and I think it's time to open it up to questions. 18 00:00:38,342 --> 00:00:41,215 Now, don't hold back, guys. You can ask me anything. 19 00:00:41,258 --> 00:00:43,217 Really. All those questions that you've got for me 20 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:46,046 about what's going on, go ahead and ask them to me now. 21 00:00:49,353 --> 00:00:50,876 You want to ask me 22 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,878 if I'm gonna stay or if I'm gonna go. 23 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:56,447 - I don't care. Do you care? - I mean, it doesn't really... 24 00:00:56,491 --> 00:00:59,276 I may go back. Yeah. 25 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:02,236 - Okay. - Hmm. 26 00:01:02,279 --> 00:01:05,152 So, you guys want to ask me questions about my family. 27 00:01:05,195 --> 00:01:06,457 - I don't. - Yeah. Hey, listen, 28 00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:08,459 sometimes it's best to raise a family from a distance. 29 00:01:08,503 --> 00:01:10,679 And that's what I've decided to do, okay? 30 00:01:10,722 --> 00:01:13,116 And I'm not the first man in history to ever do it. 31 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,248 - All right, dude. - Okay. - Good, good, good. 32 00:01:14,291 --> 00:01:15,901 Okay, so, if we're gonna sit here, 33 00:01:15,945 --> 00:01:18,339 and you guys are gonna insist on asking me personal questions, 34 00:01:18,382 --> 00:01:19,949 then be serious. 35 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:21,385 All right? L-Look, look, 36 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:23,692 so, if all of you are done with your stupid questions, 37 00:01:23,735 --> 00:01:25,607 okay, then I have a question to ask. 38 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:28,131 I want to know, where is it? 39 00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:30,133 - Where's what? - Where's what? Where's what? 40 00:01:30,177 --> 00:01:31,482 Where's my car, man? 41 00:01:31,526 --> 00:01:33,397 Where's my Range Rover? 42 00:01:33,441 --> 00:01:35,704 I'm sure you guys, like, stashed it somewhere safely, 43 00:01:35,747 --> 00:01:37,706 you know, in my absence. And that's cool. I get it. 44 00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:39,795 But now I want it back, so where-where is it? 45 00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:41,971 We didn't move you car. It's right where you left it. 46 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:47,237 Goddamn it. 47 00:02:14,264 --> 00:02:16,962 I got to tell you, guys, that Range Rover, 48 00:02:17,006 --> 00:02:18,790 that was... that was like a part of me. 49 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:21,315 You know, I considered it part of my identity, really. 50 00:02:21,358 --> 00:02:24,187 So it's-it's almost like a piece of me is gone now. 51 00:02:24,231 --> 00:02:26,276 I mean, you guys wouldn't really understand 52 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:27,321 'cause you've never owned a vehicle. 53 00:02:27,364 --> 00:02:29,236 - We own vehicles. - Yeah? Name one. 54 00:02:29,279 --> 00:02:32,239 Well, we had those matching Mongoose bikes back in the day. 55 00:02:32,282 --> 00:02:33,588 Yeah. And I felt like a piece of me was gone 56 00:02:33,631 --> 00:02:34,980 - when they got stolen. - Oh, that's right. 57 00:02:35,024 --> 00:02:36,112 - So it's not like I can't relate. - Yeah. 58 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,331 Dude, I wonder if they have bikes around here. 59 00:02:37,374 --> 00:02:38,984 - Something like that. - They don't have bikes. 60 00:02:39,028 --> 00:02:42,379 - What are...? - She's a beaut, right? 61 00:02:42,423 --> 00:02:43,467 How can I help? 62 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:45,252 Yeah, no, she's cool. She's cool. 63 00:02:45,295 --> 00:02:48,472 Sort of lacks the original's, uh, masculinity and beefiness, 64 00:02:48,516 --> 00:02:49,778 you know, but there's a grace to it 65 00:02:49,821 --> 00:02:51,432 that I-I think I could probably work with. 66 00:02:51,475 --> 00:02:55,436 That being said, do you guys have any '93 models? 67 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:58,047 We don't keep anything before 2015 on the lot. 68 00:02:58,090 --> 00:02:59,570 Oh. Well, that sucks. 69 00:02:59,614 --> 00:03:01,485 Uh, well, I'll take... I'll take this one, then. 70 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:03,008 Uh, it's-it's great, 71 00:03:03,052 --> 00:03:04,401 and I'm gonna drive it straight out of the showroom. 72 00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:05,794 So go ahead and open up those big doors 73 00:03:05,837 --> 00:03:07,491 or however the hell you get these cars in there. 74 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:10,407 - Open those up. - Well, sir, we need to talk financing first. 75 00:03:10,451 --> 00:03:12,714 Come on. - Yes, yes. Um, oh, yeah. 76 00:03:12,757 --> 00:03:14,455 Here-Here's my guy here. You're gonna want to talk to him 77 00:03:14,498 --> 00:03:16,370 - about financing. - You never bought me a Range Rover. 78 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:19,460 All I got were shit cars, which you guys crashed, 79 00:03:19,503 --> 00:03:20,809 and you certainly never reimbursed me. 80 00:03:20,852 --> 00:03:22,376 Yeah, yeah, quit your squawking, Dee. 81 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:24,247 Hey, uh, Frank, this guy needs to talk financing. 82 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:25,596 - This is the one I'm gonna get here. - Ooh. 83 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,816 Very nice. Here you go, Dennis. 84 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:29,034 - Yeah, all right. - That's for you. 85 00:03:29,078 --> 00:03:30,253 - There you go. - Yeah. 86 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:33,387 - Uh, what is this, Frank? - That's $473. 87 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:36,041 That's the Kelley Blue Book value of your car. 88 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:37,478 - Hmm. Okay. 89 00:03:37,521 --> 00:03:38,653 Yeah, that-that's not gonna be 90 00:03:38,696 --> 00:03:40,524 nearly enough to pay-pay for the down payment 91 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:42,352 on this, on this car here, so... 92 00:03:42,396 --> 00:03:44,311 - No? - Uh, is it? - Uh, no. 93 00:03:44,354 --> 00:03:45,312 Come on, man. What are you doing here? 94 00:03:45,355 --> 00:03:46,835 Why did you do this? 95 00:03:46,878 --> 00:03:48,837 I came here to buy myself a Range Rover. 96 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,926 In fact, that's the one I'd like. 97 00:03:50,969 --> 00:03:52,623 - It's a beauty. Look at that. - Hmm. Yeah. 98 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:54,408 And-and I'm gonna pay full price, 99 00:03:54,451 --> 00:03:56,279 so take it out of there, please. 100 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:57,541 - Thank you very much. Yeah. - Fantastic. 101 00:03:57,585 --> 00:03:59,064 That's right. It feels so good. 102 00:03:59,108 --> 00:04:01,415 I haven't bought myself a new car in ages. 103 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:03,504 - I just need to see a driver's license. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 104 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:04,722 I got it. Right here. Absolutely. 105 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:07,072 There you are. 106 00:04:07,116 --> 00:04:09,292 Uh, sir, I'm afraid I can't sell you 107 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:11,076 - this vehicle, either. - Why not? 108 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,775 - Your driver's license is expired. - Since when? 109 00:04:15,385 --> 00:04:18,519 1984. 110 00:04:18,562 --> 00:04:20,477 - Whoo! - Yeah, man. 111 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:29,530 Dork. 112 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:35,231 Jump this manhole. 113 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,885 Nice. 114 00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:39,148 Oh, still got the skid. 115 00:04:39,191 --> 00:04:41,106 - Oh! - Radical. 116 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:43,544 Bro, bro, I feel like a carefree, young kid 117 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:45,459 on a bike again, man. World at my fingertips. 118 00:04:45,502 --> 00:04:47,852 - Yeah! Me, too. 119 00:04:47,896 --> 00:04:49,114 Why did we stop riding these things 120 00:04:49,158 --> 00:04:50,638 - in the first place? - You don't remember? 121 00:04:50,681 --> 00:04:52,466 Dude, Shawn Dumont and their buddies, 122 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:53,423 they stole our bikes. 123 00:04:53,467 --> 00:04:55,338 Shawn Dumont. That's right. 124 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:56,470 - What an asshole. - Yeah. 125 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:57,906 Do you remember what he said to us 126 00:04:57,949 --> 00:04:59,473 when we went back to get them? 127 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:01,170 "What are you gonna do about it?" 128 00:05:01,213 --> 00:05:03,564 What are you gonna do about it. And what can you say to that? 129 00:05:03,607 --> 00:05:04,608 That's, like, the perfect line. 130 00:05:04,652 --> 00:05:05,653 Yeah! Well, you just got to walk away, 131 00:05:05,696 --> 00:05:06,697 'cause it's the end of the conversation. 132 00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:07,785 It ends all conversations. 133 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:08,960 You know, I'm starting 134 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:10,179 to think that Dennis was right. 135 00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:12,399 It's like what you ride is your identity. 136 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:13,617 It-It's like who you are. It's like, this, 137 00:05:13,661 --> 00:05:14,749 this feels like who I am. 138 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:16,533 And so Shawn Dumont didn't just steal our bikes. 139 00:05:16,577 --> 00:05:19,493 - He stole our identity. Cool bikes. 140 00:05:19,536 --> 00:05:21,495 Oh. 141 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:23,584 Hey, thanks, man. Uh... 142 00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:25,150 your bike's really cool, too. 143 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:26,587 I know it is. 144 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:29,241 You guys look like you're 40. 145 00:05:29,285 --> 00:05:30,591 - Well, we are 40. - Do you have 146 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:33,420 the same bike as your boyfriend? Gay! 147 00:05:33,463 --> 00:05:35,857 Oh, well, well, I am gay, but he's not my boyfriend, 148 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:37,554 - 'cause I could do much better than him. Really? 149 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:39,643 - Then why don't you, Mac? - It's difficult out there. 150 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:40,427 You guys will understand when you get older. 151 00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:42,385 Oh, don't push your agenda on them. 152 00:05:42,429 --> 00:05:44,169 I'm not pushing an agenda. I'm just saying, statistically, 153 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:45,606 - at least one of them... - You guys suck. 154 00:05:45,649 --> 00:05:48,739 - Ah, that's... - That's... Yeah. 155 00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:50,175 Well, look, we don't mean to bug you. 156 00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:51,438 We'll-we'll be on our way. 157 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:52,569 Yeah, we don't want any trouble. 158 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:54,615 - So, uh, Mac, find a hole. - Oh, okay. 159 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:56,268 - Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! - Sorry. Go, go, go. 160 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:58,183 Go. Go. Go, Charlie, go! 161 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:04,320 Hey-ho. Look alive. 162 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,539 Snuck up on you there, huh? 163 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:07,845 Yeah, she's quiet. She's quiet. 164 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:10,848 But that's a virtue. Stealth. You know what I mean? 165 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:13,198 Yeah. You know, personally, I never saw myself 166 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:14,809 in an economy car, but I got to tell you, 167 00:06:14,852 --> 00:06:16,811 it's got its advantages. Yeah. 168 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:19,553 Yeah, so, I've been gone for a while. 169 00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:21,206 I'm sure you noticed. 170 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:24,427 But now I'm back on the scene, you know? Doing my rounds. 171 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:27,212 See where the housewives are posted up. Have a good time. 172 00:06:27,256 --> 00:06:28,997 You know, do me a favor, keep it out front for me, 173 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,128 because I don't think I'm gonna— Oh. 174 00:06:32,261 --> 00:06:34,568 Probably doesn't speak English. 175 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:36,657 - Hey-o. 176 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:38,049 What up, ding-dong? 177 00:06:38,093 --> 00:06:40,095 Whoa, what is this? Wh-What am I seeing? 178 00:06:40,138 --> 00:06:42,445 Oh, what, you like my new beast? 179 00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:45,143 - How are you in this car? - Well, it's Frank's car. 180 00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:47,015 But, uh, until he gets his license back, 181 00:06:47,058 --> 00:06:48,364 it's mine. I'm gonna drive it. 182 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,018 I just got to drop him off where he needs to go. 183 00:06:50,061 --> 00:06:51,585 Just dropped him off at driver's ed. 184 00:06:51,628 --> 00:06:52,847 And I got to tell you, Dennis. 185 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:54,631 I get why you want to be a Range Rover man. 186 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:56,677 You know, it's kind of like you're up on a throne 187 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:59,941 a-and you-you're looking down on all the minions, you know? 188 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:02,465 - Very powerful. Yeah. Oh. - Right. Right. Right. 189 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:04,511 - Thank you. You just, uh, keep it out front. - Oh, yeah. 190 00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:05,816 Don't bother. He doesn't speak English. 191 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:07,644 Of course, ma'am. 192 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:09,777 - Thank you. - No, I mean, he didn't spe— He doesn't, um... 193 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,822 - Huh? - I'm-I'm saying he doesn't, I'm saying he... 194 00:07:11,866 --> 00:07:13,476 - What were you saying? - He doesn't always speak English. 195 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,870 Sometimes he's— I come here a lot, so, yeah. 196 00:07:15,913 --> 00:07:19,526 Uh, anyway, you want to hear something that's really cool? 197 00:07:19,569 --> 00:07:20,918 - All right. - I drove all the way here 198 00:07:20,962 --> 00:07:22,703 and barely used an ounce of gas. 199 00:07:22,746 --> 00:07:26,663 Now, that is both economically and environmentally responsible. 200 00:07:26,707 --> 00:07:28,273 - So... - Excuse me. 201 00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:30,711 Is that the 2018? 202 00:07:30,754 --> 00:07:32,582 Oh, it most certainly is. 203 00:07:32,626 --> 00:07:34,192 I was just telling my friend Brenda here 204 00:07:34,236 --> 00:07:35,498 that she needs to upgrade. 205 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:38,719 - She is still driving a 2013. - All right. 206 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:40,111 Oh. 207 00:07:40,155 --> 00:07:41,939 Are you loving it? I mean, just loving it? 208 00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:44,551 I tell you what, I am loving it. And, Brenda, you got to upgrade, 209 00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:46,291 you stupid bitch. Okay? Don't be a dumb idiot. 210 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:52,733 - Oh, you are fun. - Eh. 211 00:07:52,776 --> 00:07:54,299 - Would you like to join us for lunch? - Oh, yes. 212 00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:55,518 Uh, you know, ladies, 213 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:56,911 you know, while we're on the subject of cars, 214 00:07:56,954 --> 00:07:58,869 um, I actually drove here in a Prius today... 215 00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:00,088 Oh, so you don't have a Range Rover. 216 00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:02,743 Uh, well, no. 217 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:04,745 - I just said I have a Prius... - No? Okay. 218 00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:06,355 Then why are we talking to you? 219 00:08:08,139 --> 00:08:10,185 - Come on. Oh, my gosh. 220 00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:19,760 So when you come to a four-way stop, 221 00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:21,544 who has the right of way? 222 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:23,546 Okay, what you want to do is, 223 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:25,330 you want to lurch into the intersection. 224 00:08:25,374 --> 00:08:26,941 It's like, kind of like a game of chicken. 225 00:08:26,984 --> 00:08:29,421 You lurch and then you lurch, you lurch some more, 226 00:08:29,465 --> 00:08:32,381 and whoever doesn't flinch gets to go first. 227 00:08:32,424 --> 00:08:34,644 Mr. Reynolds, if you would just look at the book. 228 00:08:34,688 --> 00:08:37,038 Well, e-excuse me, in all due respect, 229 00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:40,607 but this book does not have the real rules of the road in here. 230 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:43,174 There's nothing in this book about the Asians. 231 00:08:43,218 --> 00:08:44,785 - You can't be PC 232 00:08:44,828 --> 00:08:47,570 on the road and expect to live. 233 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,224 You will die. 234 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:50,965 You go to a four-way stop, 235 00:08:51,008 --> 00:08:53,707 and you think the rules of the road are going to apply 236 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:57,624 to an 80-year-old Asian woman, you're gonna get blasted. 237 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,800 - Right. Well, we are out of time 238 00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:01,366 for today. I urge you all 239 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:04,761 to study what's in the book and not listen to this man here. 240 00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:08,852 Bruh, that shit was hilarious. 241 00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:11,159 You're gonna fail so hard, man. 242 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:13,378 I can't afford to fail. I ca... 243 00:09:13,422 --> 00:09:15,772 - You mind if I cheat off you? - Yeah, maybe. 244 00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:17,382 - Yeah. - What's in it for me? 245 00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:18,470 I'll buy you a case of beer. 246 00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:19,602 Nah, I never get carded. 247 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:20,951 Cigs? Weed? Blow? 248 00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:22,736 Nah, I'm in high school, man. I can get all that shit. 249 00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:24,825 - How about porno? Yeah. - Porno? 250 00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:25,956 Dude, I've got a phone. 251 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,871 I've been looking at porno since I was, like, ten. 252 00:09:27,915 --> 00:09:29,220 No, I'm talking about the real thing. 253 00:09:29,264 --> 00:09:31,179 - The real shit? - Yeah, the real deal. 254 00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:32,963 - All right. - Yeah? 255 00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:34,225 - Yeah. - Let's go. 256 00:09:36,924 --> 00:09:38,795 - Hey, man. 257 00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:40,623 - Whoa. - How's it going? 258 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,059 Wha-What are you doing? 259 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:45,106 Oh. I'm John. Aren't you my Uber? 260 00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:47,761 Am-am I your Uber? No, I... 261 00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:50,851 Oh, okay. Okay. 262 00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:52,635 Yeah, I think I see what's happening here. 263 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,898 Yeah, no, no, I'm-I'm not your Uber, I'm not your ride. 264 00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,421 Oh, God. - So, yeah. 265 00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:59,033 Yeah, so why don't you... um, why don't you get out? 266 00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:01,644 Yeah, sorry, man. Nice car, by the way. 267 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:03,864 Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Yeah, no, it is a... 268 00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:05,866 It is a nice car, isn't it? Yeah. 269 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,476 Yeah, nothing to be ashamed of. 270 00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:09,130 Not at all. It's very sensible. 271 00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:11,523 I Uber 'cause I drive this old piece of shit 272 00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:12,873 that gets no mileage, so... 273 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:14,875 Ah. Yeah. 274 00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,877 - Hey, John, was it? - Mm-hmm. 275 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,270 That's a strong economy name. 276 00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:21,795 You know, it says so much, yet it says so little. 277 00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:24,275 - Hmm. - Yeah, you got a good economy face on you, too. 278 00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:25,842 - What? - Eh. 279 00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:27,583 Hey, man, I got to get going. 280 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,237 I have some friends from my fantasy league coming over, 281 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,543 - so I should find my ride. - Hey, I like sports, too. 282 00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:33,284 Yeah, I do, but I've never 283 00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:35,722 really engaged with the fantasy element of it. 284 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:37,898 - No? Oh, it's the best. - No. 285 00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:40,030 And daily fantasy makes every game matter. 286 00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:41,858 - Huh. - You get way more bang for your buck. 287 00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:44,252 Ah. Well, that's economical. 288 00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:46,167 I— You know what? That makes total sense. 289 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:49,170 I think I'm, I think I'm starting to understand now. 290 00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:51,520 It always seemed foolish to me before, 291 00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:53,087 but this economy car has got me thinking 292 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:55,916 I could enjoy economy activities. 293 00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:58,483 You know what, John. Cancel your ride. 294 00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:00,485 I'll drive you to your fantasy. 295 00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:01,748 Thanks, man. 296 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,750 - Yeah. - Huh. 297 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:07,623 Aw, dude, when was the last time we bought baseball cards, man? 298 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,494 I don't know, but it's fun, dude, 299 00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,061 and it's also, like, a great investment, right? 300 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:12,846 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I got a Chuck Knoblauch! 301 00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:14,717 - That's, like, pre-yips, man. - Pre-yips? 302 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,414 - Yeah. - That could be worth a fortune! 303 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,329 Yeah, it's gonna be worth a lot, man. He was good. 304 00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:20,288 - Goddamn. - See, this is what I feel like we missed out on. 305 00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:21,942 Like-like, our whole lives could've been different 306 00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:23,160 if those bikes weren't stolen, you know? 307 00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:24,727 Yeah, I know. 308 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:28,818 Wait. Where's your bike? 309 00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:30,690 Ah, shit. 310 00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:35,259 Yeah, bro, I don't know if I'm down 311 00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:36,783 for whatever you got planned out here. 312 00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,262 - I mean... - No, no. Here you go. 313 00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:39,960 - What the hell is...? - This is, this is it. 314 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,744 This is it. This is it. This is where I kept it. 315 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,746 Check this out. Huh? 316 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:46,575 Check this out. Trésor. 317 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:47,968 - Check this out. Yeah. - Trésor? 318 00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:49,883 Look at this. Look at that. 319 00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:52,537 Skank. Hold on to that. 320 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:55,323 - Look at this. Score. - Okay, but... 321 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,194 - Look at it. This is... - Brah, I-I thought, I thought 322 00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:58,979 you was gonna get me laid, all right? 323 00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,328 - That would have been lit. - Huh? Well, this is just... 324 00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:02,112 - This shit's just weird as hell. - Well, no... 325 00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:03,635 - I mean, the plastic bags? Come on, man. - Well, the... 326 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:06,116 Look, my-my boy Dennis is tight with the girls. 327 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:09,337 He's gonna get you laid, but you got to help me pass that test. 328 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,905 Here, check this out. Look at that. Ooh! 329 00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:13,471 - Oh, yeah. Hey, hey. No, no. - Huh? That's nice. Wait. 330 00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:14,995 Hold that up. I want to get it for my Instagram story. 331 00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:16,997 Yeah, that was good. That was good. Here you go, here you go. 332 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:20,043 - Check this out. Ho! - Oh! 333 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,349 This shit's weird as hell, man. 334 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:22,785 - Yeah. 335 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,615 I mean, sure, it feels a little fast. 336 00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:29,139 And at first I thought it was 'cause I had the newest model, 337 00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:30,837 but that's not it. 338 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,403 They recognize me for who I really am. 339 00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:33,927 You know, my true identity. 340 00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:36,016 They, uh, invited me 341 00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,408 to Turks and Caicos for Karen's birthday 342 00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:40,368 on a private jet. 343 00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:43,023 That's when I was like, "Okay, well, which one is it? 344 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:46,069 Turks or Caicos? 'Cause I'm not invited back on Caicos." 345 00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,770 Why aren't you laughing? 346 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,730 No. Well, you probably don't speak English. 347 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,427 I speak English. It's just not funny. 348 00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,604 - Oh, my God. - Oh. 349 00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,476 Deandra, that massage was everything. 350 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:03,434 - Was it? - Ah. We deserve it. 351 00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,393 - Mm. - At least I do. 352 00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:07,961 I just wish my second husband came with a dimmer switch. 353 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,963 I forgot how much energy men in their 20s have. 354 00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:11,442 Oh. 355 00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:14,184 Karen upgraded. Her first husband was, like, 70. 356 00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:16,056 - Mm. - Now she's got a boy toy 357 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:17,971 with five percent body fat. Yum. 358 00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:20,060 Karen, you dog. 359 00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,844 But his brain is the size of a pea, 360 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,106 - so conversations are like pulling teeth. - Hmm. 361 00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,065 You don't have to worry about these things 362 00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,762 - 'cause you've never been married. - That's true. 363 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,025 The fuck is that supposed to mean? 364 00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:34,117 Oh, Karen, you bitch. 365 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:37,642 You dumb idiot. You stupid savage. 366 00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:41,081 You're not the alpha here, you crusty-ass fool. 367 00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:44,258 Oh, I'm gonna cuck you so hard. 368 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:47,348 Your boy toy— he's mine. 369 00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:49,872 I will destroy you. 370 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:53,310 I am a 2018 Range Rover woman. 371 00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,573 I am a golden goddess. 372 00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,575 Who are you, idiot? 373 00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,099 Savage! 374 00:13:59,142 --> 00:13:59,882 Idiot! 375 00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:04,060 Yo, yo, Den dog, we're here. Hey. 376 00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,670 Hey, Frankie. 377 00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:07,107 - Hey, how you doing? - What's up? Hey. 378 00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,456 - Hey, thanks for inviting us. - Yeah. 379 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,893 Hey, uh, listen, everybody, this is my friend Frank 380 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,895 - and his, uh... friend. His-his, uh... - Hey. 381 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,723 - ... young friend. - Mm-hmm. 382 00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:15,942 - Thanks for inviting us. Yeah. - Make yourself at home. 383 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,335 - Hey. Hey. - Yeah. Hey. Uh, 384 00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:19,902 what do you think, guys? It's pretty great, right? 385 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,077 John's got a pretty nice setup. 386 00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:22,687 You know, he's got great Wi-Fi, too, 387 00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:24,298 which is great for playing fantasy sports. 388 00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:25,908 We're-we're doing a little fantasy baseball right now. 389 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,344 Is this the dude you're talking about? 390 00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,477 Uh, yeah. Mm, yeah. 391 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,131 Don't embarrass me, man. 392 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:32,262 - I'm not embarrassing you. - Dennis. 393 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:33,350 - This place is weak, bro. - Oh. 394 00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:34,917 - Bro. - It's not— no, not weak. 395 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:37,050 - Who is...? Yeah. Not weak, guy. 396 00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:39,139 I mean, these guys, they-they totally get it. 397 00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:40,401 You know what I mean? Hey, look. 398 00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:42,185 They work hard, but they play hard, you know? 399 00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:44,187 They play fantasy hard, too. 400 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:45,972 - Yeah. I really want to show you this lineup I... Dennis? 401 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:48,148 At least hit on the one chick that's here. 402 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:51,020 Oh. Uh, no. That's-that's Tara, and I think, uh... 403 00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:54,154 I think John's got a little bit of a thing for her, so... 404 00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:55,329 You lose your mojo? 405 00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:57,113 I didn't lose my mojo. 406 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,767 - I still got my... - Yeah, you got it. 407 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,073 - You got the moves? - I got my mojo. 408 00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:01,726 - I said you-you... - What are you doing? 409 00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,990 - Uh, Insta story. - Kids. - Cool. 410 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,513 What is it? 411 00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:07,167 It's video, bro. 412 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,951 Uh, okay. What do I do? 413 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,170 Like, should I do, like, a thing, or...? 414 00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:11,954 Oh, this dude sucks. 415 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,478 What are you doing, man? I don't suck. Dude, I'll suck you. 416 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,263 - You'll suck me? - No, that's... 417 00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:17,917 - That's not what I meant. - Oh, that's perfect, man. 418 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,135 What are you, what are you gonna do with that, dude? 419 00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,267 - Don't put that out in the world. - Go, go, go, go. 420 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:21,921 - Go hit on the girl, will you? - Yeah. 421 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,748 - I'll show you what sucks, huh? - Let's go. Let's see it. 422 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,141 - I'll hit on Tara, man. You'll see. - I want to watch. Let's go. 423 00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:26,577 - Who is this guy? - Come on. 424 00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:27,839 - Watch this. Watch this. - All right. All right. 425 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,320 Yo. 426 00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:32,148 - Hey, what's up? - Hey, what's up, man? 427 00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,542 Um, oh, cooking. You— What is that, chili? Cool. 428 00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:37,371 - Yeah. - Did you make enough for everybody? 429 00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:39,982 - Yeah, you want some? - Oh, no. It makes me... makes me fart. 430 00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:43,377 I don't want to, I don't want to fart right now. 431 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:47,207 Um... I noticed you were wearing a hat, 432 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,599 and that's... that's pretty cool. 433 00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,601 Like, I don't see a lot of, like, girls wearing hats, 434 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,255 you know, and I'm wearing a hat, too, you know. 435 00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:54,214 It's like, it's like we're... 436 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:55,345 It's like we're hat twins. 437 00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,608 You know what I mean? Yeah. 438 00:15:57,652 --> 00:16:00,220 And I-I have a twin. 439 00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:01,786 I mean, I am a twin. Like, I'm part— 440 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,353 I'm one part of a twin. Uh... 441 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,790 I have a twin sister, is what I'm trying to say. 442 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,270 Mm. 443 00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:10,186 Yeah, she farts a shit ton, man. 444 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:15,017 Yeah. I-I don't have that. 445 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,237 Like, everything makes her... 446 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,847 everything makes her fart. 447 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,022 - I'm gonna get back in there. - Yeah. 448 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,589 - Yeah. - The Minnesota Twins. 449 00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:24,026 - You know what I'm saying? - Yeah, they're a team. 450 00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:29,031 - Mm. 451 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,380 It was pretty cool. 452 00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:32,252 We're gonna hit the road. Uh... 453 00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:33,296 - Are you guys gonna take off? - Yeah, we're gonna 454 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,167 - take off. - Be good though, bro. 455 00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,864 - Word. Word. See you, man. 456 00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,257 Look, just pedal faster. 457 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,172 I'm going as fast as I can, bro. You tacked on 458 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,304 - a little too much mass, I think. - Don't blame this on me, dude. 459 00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:43,089 - Are you doing the leg routine I gave you? - I'm so tired 460 00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:44,481 - of doing your routines, man. - Are you drinking the Fight Milk? 461 00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:45,830 It makes me so sick! 462 00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,658 - There it is! Oh, shit! That isit! 463 00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:50,096 - Hey! - Hey, punks! 464 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:51,271 That's our bike. 465 00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:52,402 Well, it's ours now. 466 00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,274 What are you gonna do about it? 467 00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,276 - Listen, you little piece of shit. I'm gonna... - Yo, whoa! 468 00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,278 Hey! The hell is this? 469 00:16:58,321 --> 00:16:59,627 What are you doing? You yelling at my kid? 470 00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,194 - Uh, thank you for coming out, sir. - You all right? 471 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,892 Uh, I believe that your son and his friends stole a bike. 472 00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,894 I'm sorry, Stephen stole your son's bike? 473 00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:08,070 - Uh, no. He stole our bike. - Let me talk to my son. 474 00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:10,290 - Let's see if we can get down to it, okay? - Okay. Okay. Thank you. 475 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,640 - Dude, do you know who that is? - No. 476 00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,424 That's Shawn Dumont, who stole our bike in seventh grade. 477 00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,122 - That's him. - That's Shawn Dumont? 478 00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,427 - Holy shit, you're right. - I know. He got fat as shit, man. 479 00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:18,950 I almost didn't recognize him. 480 00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,517 Y-You know what, dude, I don't even care. 481 00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:22,650 I just want to get my bike and let's just go 482 00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,173 - and have fun. - Let's just get back to it. All right. 483 00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:26,306 Let's not get tripped up by that. 484 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,786 Okay, good news. He didn't steal it. 485 00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,484 - What? Uh, yeah, he did. It's-it's right there. - Yeah. 486 00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:32,181 I'm looking at it. You want to take a look? 487 00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:33,878 No, no. He says he didn't steal it. 488 00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,880 And, you know, he didn't steal it. 489 00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,447 - Okay? - Well, no, that is definitely our bike, 490 00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:40,102 - a-and we want it back, okay? - Yeah, we want it back. 491 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,977 What are you gonna do about it? 492 00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:51,331 Uh... uh... 493 00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:53,115 - Nothing, yeah. - Nothing. 494 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,117 - Yeah. That's what I thought. - Damn it. 495 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,119 - Dude, it's the perfect line, dude. There's no coming back... - Yeah. 496 00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,686 - ... from that. - It's just like, when you say it, 497 00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,383 it just ends the whole thing. 498 00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:01,515 Damn it. 499 00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:02,907 I can't believe this happened again. 500 00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:04,779 Son of a bitch. 501 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,136 Dee! - Hey. 502 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,965 What a nice surprise. I wasn't expecting you. You know, 503 00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:19,402 - I was just telling Brenda about my new bed linens. Oh. 504 00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,361 Egyptian cotton. 505 00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:23,058 1,000 thread count. You got to see them. 506 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,277 Oh, I-I've seen them. 507 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,540 I've seen them real up close and personal. 508 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,281 - I'm sorry? - You heard me. 509 00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:31,806 This spinster spun a web that swallowed your boy toy up whole. 510 00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:33,329 I am a goddess. 511 00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:34,852 Okay, I'm having a hard time following what you're... 512 00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:38,291 I am a golden goddess, you idiot. 513 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,293 Savage idiots! 514 00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,382 And I banged your man. 515 00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:47,430 Aidan! 516 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:48,562 Where the hell were you? 517 00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:50,346 The test was this morning! 518 00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:53,001 - I failed sohard! - Dude, 519 00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,959 my mom saw the Instagram with all the porn and shit. 520 00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:56,961 She said no phone privileges and no license. 521 00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,311 I'm-I'm grounded, bro. 522 00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:01,183 Aw! Moms are so not lit. 523 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,577 Hey, but, yo, I did get laid last night. 524 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,056 - That's lit. - Yeah. 525 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:06,623 Get out! Who's the alpha now, 526 00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:09,452 - huh, Karen? - Get off my property, bitch! 527 00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:11,454 How could you have done this to me? 528 00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,761 - Frank? - Deandra, what the hell are you doing here? 529 00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:16,067 Oh, my God. You're the creepy old man 530 00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:18,113 from Aidan's Instagram stories. 531 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,245 Aidan and I are study buddies. 532 00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:20,985 Your husband's 533 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:23,466 taking driver's ed? Well, I tell you what, 534 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,207 I showed him how to drive stick last night. 535 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,209 Aidan's my son! 536 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:28,341 What's that? 537 00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,038 What's up, Dee? 538 00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:31,779 - Oh... Brenda, 539 00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,781 - call the police. Now. No, no. All right. 540 00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:35,435 - Um... Oh, my God. - B-Bye-bye. Let's go. 541 00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:36,784 - Get out of here. Keys? - That's right. Go. 542 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,264 - Are you sure about this? - Yes, dude. 543 00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,004 Shawn Dumont is an asshole. 544 00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:41,789 He stole our bikes and he stole our identities. 545 00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:43,486 I can't believe he's getting away with this, man. 546 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,271 You know what? We got to do what we should've done 547 00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:46,620 - 30 years ago. - Yes. Yes. 548 00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,230 - You're right. - You ready? 549 00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:49,623 Yeah. Shawn Dumont. That prick. 550 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:52,452 - Son of a bitch. - That goddamn prick. 551 00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:53,801 Yo, I'm gonna steal my dad's vape pen. 552 00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:55,063 I know where he hides that shit. 553 00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:56,673 Hey, you. 554 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:29,053 - Dennis. - Oh, boy. 555 00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:31,621 It has been a long-ass day. It is definitely beer o'clock. 556 00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,623 - What's up? - There is always Coors 557 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,408 - in the garage fridge, bro. - Oh. 558 00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,323 Clutch! 559 00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:39,107 What's up? 560 00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:51,685 Jonathan! 561 00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:56,124 What's up? 562 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:57,691 What is this? 563 00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,519 What am I seeing? 564 00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:01,477 This is that gas guzzler I was mentioning. 565 00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:03,436 - Oh. - I don't know. 566 00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,089 I think I'm gonna donate it to the fire department 567 00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:06,308 - or something. - C-Can... 568 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:08,092 can I... 569 00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:09,442 c-can I purchase it from— 570 00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:12,096 I will purchase it from you. 571 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:14,664 The Blue Book value, I'll-I'll give you double. 572 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:15,709 Deal. 573 00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:19,800 - Be gone from me now. - What? 574 00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:21,758 Be gone from me, you soy boy beta cuck. 575 00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:23,369 The transaction is complete. 576 00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:25,240 Dennis, I don't understand. 577 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,286 Be gone! 578 00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:48,481 Hey! 579 00:21:48,524 --> 00:21:50,352 Charlie? Mac? 580 00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:51,527 - Dennis! - Guys. 581 00:21:51,571 --> 00:21:53,747 The cops, the parents, they're all after us. 582 00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:55,749 How'd you get a Range Rover? Let's just get in. Get in. 583 00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:57,620 - Oh, man, we did a bad thing. - Yeah, get in. 584 00:21:57,664 --> 00:22:00,144 - Go! Hey, get us out of here, man. Go, go, go. - Oh, Jesus. 585 00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:02,408 We did a bad thing, dude. I think I killed a kid. 586 00:22:02,451 --> 00:22:05,411 - He did. I saw him. I think the kid's dead. 587 00:22:05,454 --> 00:22:09,240 Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. 588 00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:16,726 What the hell is going on here? 589 00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:19,250 - Hey! 590 00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:21,949 - Hey, Dee, Frank, what's up? - Hey. 591 00:22:21,992 --> 00:22:23,603 We almost got T-boned by an Asian. 592 00:22:23,646 --> 00:22:26,519 It was totally my fault. She did everything by the book. 593 00:22:26,562 --> 00:22:28,347 Very surprising. 594 00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:31,741 - Also, Dee banged a kid. - Ah. 595 00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:34,178 No, no, I was trying to cuck a bitch... 596 00:22:34,222 --> 00:22:37,617 It doesn't matter. It's okay. 597 00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:40,620 You're in the Range Rover now. All is well. 598 00:23:30,713 --> 00:23:32,411 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH