1 00:00:02,992 --> 00:00:04,436 Where is it? It was right here. 2 00:00:04,438 --> 00:00:06,238 I cannot find it. And by the way, Mac, 3 00:00:06,373 --> 00:00:08,239 what are you even talking about? The word is 4 00:00:08,275 --> 00:00:10,241 "superstition," not "stupidstition." 5 00:00:10,250 --> 00:00:12,183 I know what the word is, Charlie. 6 00:00:12,252 --> 00:00:16,187 I'm saying your Green Man suit is a stupid superstition. 7 00:00:16,189 --> 00:00:18,940 Really? Then why do the Eagles keep winning? 8 00:00:19,075 --> 00:00:21,076 Also, by the way, dude, you're a Cowboys fan, 9 00:00:21,211 --> 00:00:23,878 so shut the hell up. - I'm not a Cowboy fan, I'm a Tony Romo fan, 10 00:00:24,014 --> 00:00:25,297 and he retired, so now I bleed green. 11 00:00:25,298 --> 00:00:26,298 Go, Birds, go, Birds. - All right, well, 12 00:00:26,383 --> 00:00:28,750 I'm not going to the Super Bowl without it. I got to find it. 13 00:00:28,819 --> 00:00:30,151 Yeah, don't make us late, Charlie, all right? 14 00:00:30,187 --> 00:00:32,220 If you can't find it, you can't find it, you know? 15 00:00:32,222 --> 00:00:34,772 The-the fans have no effect on the outcome of the game, anyway. 16 00:00:34,841 --> 00:00:36,843 Do you know how football works? - Yes, that's right, 17 00:00:36,878 --> 00:00:38,977 your voodoo bullshit is not gonna mean anything at the... 18 00:00:39,112 --> 00:00:40,912 What? What's going on with your eye? 19 00:00:40,914 --> 00:00:42,780 Nothing, I got a... I think I got an eyelash in it. 20 00:00:42,849 --> 00:00:44,849 You're, like, scratching it and it's blinking... 21 00:00:44,885 --> 00:00:46,051 I just, I slept on it funny. 22 00:00:46,186 --> 00:00:47,918 What the hell is the holdup here? 23 00:00:47,954 --> 00:00:49,120 Frank, this is why I wanted 24 00:00:49,255 --> 00:00:51,272 total control over the guest list, all right? 25 00:00:51,308 --> 00:00:54,075 The eyes of the world are gonna be on Philadelphia. 26 00:00:54,111 --> 00:00:57,912 And I want to show them that we are not just degenerates, okay? 27 00:00:57,914 --> 00:01:00,949 And that is why I'm very nervous about these guys. 28 00:01:00,951 --> 00:01:02,884 Yeah. Chug, chug, chug. 29 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:04,085 Chug, chug, chug. 30 00:01:04,220 --> 00:01:05,820 Chug, chug, chug. - Hey. 31 00:01:05,872 --> 00:01:06,887 Chug... boom. 32 00:01:07,742 --> 00:01:08,973 That's 15. 33 00:01:09,042 --> 00:01:10,775 Post that, Jack, post it, baby. 34 00:01:10,811 --> 00:01:11,976 I can't... it doesn't work with this... 35 00:01:13,980 --> 00:01:14,979 Come on. 36 00:01:15,048 --> 00:01:16,848 No big, giant, ridiculous hands. 37 00:01:16,850 --> 00:01:19,184 What? What? D-Don't make me go without them. 38 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:20,919 I'm not making you go at all. 39 00:01:21,054 --> 00:01:22,253 Frank, these people are the worst. 40 00:01:22,289 --> 00:01:25,006 Come on, Mac. This is the salt of the earth. 41 00:01:25,008 --> 00:01:27,074 These people represent Philadelphia. That's right. 42 00:01:27,110 --> 00:01:28,943 Yeah. - You have literally picked out 43 00:01:28,979 --> 00:01:31,279 the biggest pieces of shit in the city. 44 00:01:31,281 --> 00:01:34,014 I got to agree with that. These guys are pieces of shit. 45 00:01:34,051 --> 00:01:36,084 What is in your mouth? - Chew. 46 00:01:36,086 --> 00:01:38,219 Awesome, cool, good to see you. - My God. 47 00:01:38,221 --> 00:01:39,153 Cricket. - Yeah, baby? 48 00:01:39,222 --> 00:01:40,788 Bad news, you're out. 49 00:01:40,841 --> 00:01:42,652 What? Wait, why? - Well, you are literally 50 00:01:42,687 --> 00:01:44,909 the worst representation of the entire city. 51 00:01:44,978 --> 00:01:47,178 Your nose is bleeding as we speak. 52 00:01:47,180 --> 00:01:48,979 Okay, I came up portside on a horse, and he was a little quicker than me... 53 00:01:49,015 --> 00:01:50,181 that's lesson learned. 54 00:01:50,316 --> 00:01:51,916 You can't bump Crick. 55 00:01:52,051 --> 00:01:53,318 I can, I have, and I will. - God. 56 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,920 I have an alternate. Here he comes. 57 00:01:55,956 --> 00:01:57,255 Hey, guys. - Hey. 58 00:01:57,390 --> 00:01:59,808 Pumped for the big game? - Yeah, baby. 59 00:01:59,943 --> 00:02:01,876 Yes. Now, see, Rex represents the best 60 00:02:01,878 --> 00:02:03,211 that Philadelphia has to offer. - Yeah. 61 00:02:03,213 --> 00:02:05,746 Either way, Cricks, you're out. Get out of here. 62 00:02:05,816 --> 00:02:07,081 Unbelievable. I mean... - All right, Crick, all right. 63 00:02:07,150 --> 00:02:09,083 You're the worst. - We got to go, we got to go. 64 00:02:09,152 --> 00:02:12,087 Yo, check it out. I got one last surprise. 65 00:02:17,244 --> 00:02:20,178 Here you go, here you go. 66 00:02:20,180 --> 00:02:21,713 Is this a bar? - Nice. 67 00:02:21,848 --> 00:02:23,948 Nice. - Fully stocked, baby. 68 00:02:27,053 --> 00:02:28,986 You found it. - All right. 69 00:02:29,055 --> 00:02:30,939 You found the damn suit... can we go now? 70 00:02:32,876 --> 00:02:35,310 L. E. S. Eagles. 71 00:03:06,796 --> 00:03:10,664 Wait for it. 72 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:12,333 My God. 73 00:03:12,468 --> 00:03:14,335 No, no, no. We're gonna sing it again? 74 00:03:14,470 --> 00:03:15,536 This is, like, the tenth time. 75 00:03:15,671 --> 00:03:18,372 Yeah, I-it turns out there's not that many songs 76 00:03:18,391 --> 00:03:19,489 about Philadelphia. 77 00:03:19,788 --> 00:03:20,557 Aw, man... 78 00:03:21,627 --> 00:03:23,294 Charlie. 79 00:03:23,429 --> 00:03:25,429 What happened to your nose? 80 00:03:25,564 --> 00:03:26,563 You're bleeding, man. 81 00:03:26,632 --> 00:03:28,632 Um. All right. 82 00:03:28,767 --> 00:03:29,766 All right, fine, it's me. 83 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:31,568 Cricket. - Cricket. 84 00:03:31,604 --> 00:03:33,704 Yes, it's me, it's me. I snuck on, all right? 85 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:37,152 This damn nose. - Ooh, ooh, ooh. We should, 86 00:03:37,187 --> 00:03:40,394 we should probably go back for Charlie, right? But... 87 00:03:40,878 --> 00:03:44,379 I don't want to set a precedent of little mishaps 88 00:03:44,414 --> 00:03:47,499 setting us back, so... 89 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:49,527 Cricket, you're back in. We're going to the Super Bowl. 90 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:52,635 Yeah, all right. - Hey, Mac, 91 00:03:52,670 --> 00:03:54,557 what about the waitress? She's gonna want to turn around. 92 00:03:54,593 --> 00:03:57,361 Sh-She don't even like football. - Yeah, football sucks. 93 00:03:57,496 --> 00:03:59,429 But if Charlie missed the bus, he missed the bus. 94 00:03:59,498 --> 00:04:03,462 I'm not missing a second of my dreamboat, Tommy Terrific. 95 00:04:03,497 --> 00:04:05,569 Go, Pats. Go, Pats. Go, Pats. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Drive. Drive. 96 00:04:05,571 --> 00:04:06,704 Go, Pats. Go, Pats. Shit, pothole. 97 00:04:10,093 --> 00:04:13,394 Something kicked loose inside. 98 00:04:13,529 --> 00:04:15,396 That was bad. That was bad. - Yeah. 99 00:04:15,531 --> 00:04:17,397 You're not looking so good, Frank. 100 00:04:17,433 --> 00:04:19,189 Yeah. - You want a protein shake? 101 00:04:19,224 --> 00:04:20,334 No. No. - Brought a couple cases 102 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:22,335 of my new Invigaron berries to hock at the game. 103 00:04:22,371 --> 00:04:23,604 Invigaron? 104 00:04:23,606 --> 00:04:25,360 You're involved in that pyramid scheme, too? 105 00:04:25,395 --> 00:04:28,096 No. No hocking berries at the Super Bowl, Rex. 106 00:04:28,131 --> 00:04:29,434 Just be meat, okay? 107 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:30,694 Well... take off your shirt, please. 108 00:04:30,696 --> 00:04:32,332 It's so cold, Mac. 109 00:04:33,599 --> 00:04:35,565 And you. What's going on with you? - No, no, no. I'm fine. 110 00:04:35,601 --> 00:04:38,702 Just a little intestinal cramping. I'll be fine. 111 00:04:38,704 --> 00:04:42,155 Come on, let's rent a car and ditch these dodos, okay? -Jesus. 112 00:04:42,190 --> 00:04:44,524 W-What's wrong with your eye? It's, like, way worse. 113 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:46,460 Okay, I get it, I get it. 114 00:04:46,462 --> 00:04:49,530 It's "Pick on Dee for No Reason Day." Real original. 115 00:04:51,003 --> 00:04:52,666 Okay. 116 00:04:52,801 --> 00:04:56,536 Man, I got grease on my jean shorts. 117 00:04:56,572 --> 00:04:58,805 All right, well, all right, there's good news and bad news. 118 00:04:58,841 --> 00:05:02,603 The bad news is, the axle's bent, and this bus isn't going anywhere. 119 00:05:02,661 --> 00:05:06,296 But the good news is, is we passed a Walmart a few miles back. 120 00:05:06,432 --> 00:05:07,698 So you can go get some parts. 121 00:05:07,700 --> 00:05:09,566 No, no, no. They don't have axles there. 122 00:05:09,568 --> 00:05:11,768 But I can get a new pair of jean shorts. 123 00:05:13,118 --> 00:05:14,705 Damn it, Frank. I knew this would happen. 124 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:17,390 We invite the wrong crowd, and now we've got people 125 00:05:17,426 --> 00:05:19,392 going on expeditions for jean shorts. 126 00:05:19,428 --> 00:05:22,329 And hocking magical berries and rooting for the Patriots? 127 00:05:22,464 --> 00:05:23,530 This always happens to us. 128 00:05:23,566 --> 00:05:26,272 Every single thing we do turns to shit. 129 00:05:26,307 --> 00:05:29,717 And now, we finally have an opportunity to be something, 130 00:05:29,752 --> 00:05:31,538 to be winners, and we're not gonna make it. 131 00:05:31,574 --> 00:05:35,292 We are never, ever gonna make it to the Super Bowl. 132 00:05:36,284 --> 00:05:37,627 Well... 133 00:05:37,696 --> 00:05:42,699 E-A-G-L-E-S. Eagles. 134 00:05:43,694 --> 00:05:46,154 Hi, everyone. Welcome to Super Bowl LII. 135 00:05:46,633 --> 00:05:48,555 Well, we made it to the Super Bowl. That was easy. 136 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:50,457 Yeah, it was incredibly smooth. 137 00:05:50,459 --> 00:05:51,725 All right, guys, let's go out into the stadium, 138 00:05:51,860 --> 00:05:53,527 see what we can get ourselves into. 139 00:05:54,501 --> 00:05:55,395 Guys, guys. 140 00:05:55,464 --> 00:05:57,397 Let's just stay in the box, all right? 141 00:05:57,466 --> 00:05:59,599 You know, for the whole game, everybody just stays in the box. 142 00:06:02,671 --> 00:06:05,205 Let's-let's cool it on the boos, you know? 143 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,357 That's-that's kind of, like, what we're famous for, you know? 144 00:06:07,393 --> 00:06:11,294 We-we boo ourselves, we boo the Eagles, we boo Santa Claus. 145 00:06:11,363 --> 00:06:14,202 Let's save our boos, for the team that deserves it. 146 00:06:14,237 --> 00:06:17,367 And that's the most successful franchise in the history of organized sports. 147 00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:20,504 Okay. Let's just be the most respectful Philly fans we can be. 148 00:06:20,506 --> 00:06:22,522 Mac's right. Everybody, just act like you belong. 149 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:27,461 What? What? - That's okay to boo. 150 00:06:27,463 --> 00:06:29,730 Yeah, Dee, your eye does not look good. 151 00:06:29,732 --> 00:06:32,399 Okay, "Everybody look at me, I'm a stupid Pats fan, 152 00:06:32,501 --> 00:06:34,401 making up stuff about Dee's eye." 153 00:06:34,470 --> 00:06:36,653 Dee, you definitely have pink eye. 154 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,722 I-I don't have pink... all right. 155 00:06:38,724 --> 00:06:41,625 Would a person with pink eye do this? 156 00:06:42,196 --> 00:06:43,560 Would she do that? 157 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,429 Boo. - What? 158 00:06:45,564 --> 00:06:46,830 Guys, the game's gonna start. Kickoff, kickoff. 159 00:06:46,899 --> 00:06:48,765 Kickoff, kickoff. 160 00:06:48,801 --> 00:06:51,368 Guys, stay positive. Stay positive. 161 00:06:52,267 --> 00:06:54,438 Gostkowski approaches the football, 162 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:57,691 and Super Bowl LII is underway. 163 00:06:59,595 --> 00:07:01,728 I like this drive, boys. 164 00:07:02,427 --> 00:07:03,463 I like this drive. 165 00:07:03,499 --> 00:07:06,514 Birds look good. Birds look good. 166 00:07:06,549 --> 00:07:07,334 Frank, what's going on, man? 167 00:07:07,469 --> 00:07:08,801 What's wrong with you? 168 00:07:08,838 --> 00:07:10,537 I just got to go to the bathroom. 169 00:07:10,672 --> 00:07:12,555 We can go? Let's take a, take a walk. 170 00:07:12,591 --> 00:07:15,156 Well, h-hold on one second. They're... Eagles are driving. 171 00:07:15,191 --> 00:07:17,160 Let's just wait till there's a break in the action. - I got to pee. 172 00:07:17,495 --> 00:07:20,807 Hello. Someone has been pushing the call button. Nonstop. 173 00:07:20,842 --> 00:07:24,904 That's me. Yeah, I-I choked down some dogs too fast. 174 00:07:24,939 --> 00:07:26,436 They-they didn't settle, you know? 175 00:07:26,472 --> 00:07:27,638 They came back up, actually. 176 00:07:27,773 --> 00:07:29,589 On the other dogs. 177 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:32,285 Yeah, we're gonna need some reinforcements there, pal. 178 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:34,595 Can we get some binoculars up in here, too? 179 00:07:34,730 --> 00:07:36,004 My God. 180 00:07:36,599 --> 00:07:38,398 How did I move all the way to Minnesota, 181 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:39,533 and I'm still waiting on you people? 182 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:41,468 What are you talking about? 183 00:07:41,470 --> 00:07:43,737 I've waited on you. - I-I don't know this guy. 184 00:07:43,739 --> 00:07:44,871 No, you never waited on us. 185 00:07:44,907 --> 00:07:46,489 We don't live in Minnesota, bud. - Yeah. 186 00:07:46,525 --> 00:07:47,757 I have waited on you back in... 187 00:07:47,826 --> 00:07:49,626 You know what? It's not worth recapping. 188 00:07:49,695 --> 00:07:51,495 W-What's the point? 189 00:07:51,497 --> 00:07:52,696 Hey, man. 190 00:07:52,698 --> 00:07:54,498 You seem a little stressed... ooh. 191 00:07:54,633 --> 00:07:56,700 You're kind of frail. You need to get swole. 192 00:07:56,702 --> 00:08:00,503 What if I told you there's a berry that can handle all your fitness needs? 193 00:08:00,539 --> 00:08:02,389 I'm good, but thank you. 194 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:03,757 I'm just gonna go do my job. 195 00:08:12,468 --> 00:08:14,668 I tied his shoelaces together. 196 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:19,790 This Minnesota rube, he's not ready for your big-city shenanigans, Frank. 197 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,426 Waiter, run and go get us some beer, would you? 198 00:08:23,495 --> 00:08:25,428 And the kick is good. 199 00:08:25,497 --> 00:08:28,298 And the Eagles lead Super Bowl LII... 200 00:08:28,433 --> 00:08:30,634 I got to pee now. I got to pee now. 201 00:08:30,703 --> 00:08:32,636 Yeah, let's go now. - All right. There's a break in the action. 202 00:08:32,638 --> 00:08:34,338 Frank, we got to come back fast. Come back fast. - I got to go. 203 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:41,081 God. Damn it. 204 00:08:41,510 --> 00:08:43,149 What's going on over there, Frank? 205 00:08:43,666 --> 00:08:45,190 I got a kidney stone. 206 00:08:45,420 --> 00:08:48,021 O-On the bus. 207 00:08:48,090 --> 00:08:49,973 I felt a little piece of kidney stone break off 208 00:08:50,108 --> 00:08:52,175 and go through the, into the bladder. 209 00:08:52,177 --> 00:08:54,243 Why didn't you tell me that you have a kidney stone, dude? 210 00:08:54,279 --> 00:08:55,912 I don't want to freak you out. 211 00:08:55,981 --> 00:08:57,914 Well, you're freaking me out now, man. 212 00:08:58,372 --> 00:08:59,916 Shit, we're missing something. 213 00:08:59,918 --> 00:09:03,119 Listen, Frank. This kidney stone better not screw us up. 214 00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:04,854 I can manage. 215 00:09:04,923 --> 00:09:07,207 This ain't my first rodeo. 216 00:09:07,342 --> 00:09:10,835 The P.A.T. is no good. He missed it. 217 00:09:10,870 --> 00:09:11,644 Yes. 218 00:09:13,148 --> 00:09:16,856 We don't see the touchdown and then they miss the extra point? 219 00:09:16,891 --> 00:09:18,084 Dee, how'd the Eagles score? 220 00:09:18,086 --> 00:09:20,152 Who knows? I can't see a goddamn thing this high up. 221 00:09:20,188 --> 00:09:21,888 These seats are the worst. 222 00:09:22,023 --> 00:09:23,106 You can't see because you have 223 00:09:23,241 --> 00:09:26,242 a very serious bacterial infection in your eye. 224 00:09:26,244 --> 00:09:28,912 Hey, you got new hands. - Yeah. 225 00:09:28,914 --> 00:09:29,912 I like them. 226 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:31,984 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 227 00:09:32,019 --> 00:09:32,982 Where do you think you're going? 228 00:09:33,018 --> 00:09:35,118 Ding-dong here's getting honored with the rest of the vets. 229 00:09:35,253 --> 00:09:36,986 I'm gonna sneak down there with him. 230 00:09:37,022 --> 00:09:38,922 When we get close to the field, I'm gonna let you in 231 00:09:38,924 --> 00:09:40,874 on a little plan I've whipped up. 232 00:09:41,009 --> 00:09:42,942 No, no plans, all right? Just stay in the box. 233 00:09:43,045 --> 00:09:44,944 Guess what? No one's talking to you, okay? 234 00:09:44,947 --> 00:09:46,079 All right, when we get close to the field... 235 00:09:46,214 --> 00:09:49,149 Whoa. Dee. Both your eyes are looking real bad. 236 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,218 Yeah, that pink eye's disgusting. 237 00:09:52,254 --> 00:09:53,886 So, you know what, you can go, but I'm, 238 00:09:53,956 --> 00:09:55,021 I'm just gonna cover you up 239 00:09:55,156 --> 00:09:57,040 so people don't know that you're from Philadelphia. 240 00:09:57,175 --> 00:09:59,109 Go. Go. Go. 241 00:09:59,111 --> 00:10:01,845 Mac, come on. What're we doing up here? 242 00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:05,248 L-Luxury suite? Napkins? Utensils? 243 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:08,184 We're going soft up here in this ivory tower. 244 00:10:08,253 --> 00:10:09,986 I mean, if they get to go, we should, too. 245 00:10:10,121 --> 00:10:14,007 Come on, let us loose, Mac. Unleash the fury. 246 00:10:14,142 --> 00:10:15,141 I mean, how's Brady even supposed to know 247 00:10:15,210 --> 00:10:17,010 I'm here in this stupid box? The guy... 248 00:10:17,012 --> 00:10:19,634 Tom Brady does not care that you are here. 249 00:10:19,669 --> 00:10:22,673 Guys, nobody leaves the box. All right? And you. 250 00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:24,150 Take off the goddamn shirt. 251 00:10:25,198 --> 00:10:27,020 Whoa. 252 00:10:28,991 --> 00:10:30,840 What am I looking at here, Rex? 253 00:10:30,975 --> 00:10:32,976 It's the Invigoron berries, man. 254 00:10:33,111 --> 00:10:35,978 They're loaded with sugar, but I'm in too deep. 255 00:10:36,048 --> 00:10:39,115 I've got to sell 40 cases of this stuff or I'm gonna lose my apartment. 256 00:10:39,151 --> 00:10:41,117 The snap is good, the hold is perfect... 257 00:10:43,121 --> 00:10:47,154 Yes. In your face. In your face. 258 00:10:47,409 --> 00:10:49,876 Brady hands off to James White. 259 00:10:49,945 --> 00:10:51,077 He's across the 20, 260 00:10:51,079 --> 00:10:53,880 avoids another tackle and crosses the goal line. 261 00:10:53,949 --> 00:10:55,214 Touchdown, Patriots. - Yes. 262 00:10:55,283 --> 00:10:57,884 Hell yeah, another Patriots touchdown. 263 00:10:57,953 --> 00:10:59,952 Tommy Touchdown coming to get y'all. Yes. 264 00:10:59,988 --> 00:11:01,154 You know what? You get out, too. 265 00:11:01,289 --> 00:11:02,221 Yeah? - Yes. 266 00:11:02,257 --> 00:11:03,239 I can go? - Yes. 267 00:11:03,308 --> 00:11:05,108 All right. Tommy, Mama's coming. 268 00:11:05,177 --> 00:11:06,843 I got to piss. 269 00:11:06,912 --> 00:11:08,311 The stone's making me go. I got to go. 270 00:11:08,313 --> 00:11:10,780 Frank, I've already taken you, like, three times, all right? 271 00:11:10,915 --> 00:11:13,249 And all I've got to see are good plays by the Patriots. 272 00:11:13,318 --> 00:11:15,918 Let the man piss. - Yeah, I got to go. 273 00:11:15,987 --> 00:11:20,139 No. Every time Frank goes to the bathroom, the Eagles score. 274 00:11:23,986 --> 00:11:24,878 Are you pissing? 275 00:11:25,847 --> 00:11:27,147 Piss, Frank, piss. 276 00:11:27,149 --> 00:11:28,928 I'm pissing, and it hurts like shit. 277 00:11:28,963 --> 00:11:29,882 What's going on with the game? 278 00:11:29,918 --> 00:11:31,217 Just keep peeing. I don't know. It's not updating. 279 00:11:31,253 --> 00:11:33,085 throws into the end zone. 280 00:11:33,121 --> 00:11:34,888 Touchdown. 281 00:11:34,890 --> 00:11:36,906 Us or them? Us or them? - I don't know, Frank. 282 00:11:36,908 --> 00:11:38,842 I don't know. What happened? Wha...? - Hey. 283 00:11:38,977 --> 00:11:41,978 Pondy, what happened? - Eagles score. 284 00:11:42,047 --> 00:11:45,247 Yes. 285 00:11:45,283 --> 00:11:48,384 Pondy, I need you to bring as much beer to this bathroom 286 00:11:48,386 --> 00:11:50,085 as you possibly can. 287 00:11:50,122 --> 00:11:51,921 Frank, drink. - Got to piss. 288 00:11:52,056 --> 00:11:55,008 I need you to piss through this entire game, Frank. 289 00:11:55,143 --> 00:11:57,210 We can't leave this bathroom. - I want to... 290 00:11:57,212 --> 00:11:58,244 The Eagles need us. 291 00:12:16,114 --> 00:12:18,882 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Hold on. You need a pass. 292 00:12:30,011 --> 00:12:32,211 Hey, whoa, watch out. Watch where you're going. - Oop, sorry. 293 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,814 Open your eyes. - Sorry.. 294 00:12:41,256 --> 00:12:44,040 Perfect timing, man. I need to get this out to Brady. 295 00:12:44,175 --> 00:12:45,975 Brady's ready to go out. 296 00:12:45,977 --> 00:12:49,045 He's really wiping that sweat off with that towel. 297 00:12:49,047 --> 00:12:50,246 I mean, he's really going at it. 298 00:12:50,248 --> 00:12:52,182 Just squirt some out, man, squirt it out. 299 00:12:52,317 --> 00:12:55,051 I can't piss no more. It hurts like shit. 300 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,118 You got to force it out, then. 301 00:12:56,188 --> 00:12:58,120 Where's Pondy with the beer? 302 00:12:58,190 --> 00:13:00,073 You, you. Ten beers, stat. 303 00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:02,808 I'm off duty, just here to go to the bathroom. 304 00:13:02,878 --> 00:13:05,083 Mac, the crew got out. - What? 305 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,846 It's not just a berry. - No. 306 00:13:07,883 --> 00:13:10,216 It's a berry found deep in the jungles of the Amazon forest, 307 00:13:10,252 --> 00:13:12,218 and available for the first time. 308 00:13:12,254 --> 00:13:14,020 I'm a happy client. 309 00:13:14,022 --> 00:13:18,174 First down. Whoo, yeah. I love you, Tom. 310 00:13:19,878 --> 00:13:24,046 And it's always nice to see our nation's troops being honored. 311 00:13:24,115 --> 00:13:26,115 We are Philadelphia. 312 00:13:26,151 --> 00:13:29,051 These guys are a total embarrassment. 313 00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:32,055 We blew it, man. 314 00:13:32,057 --> 00:13:34,807 Now Brady's got the ball with two and a half minutes left. 315 00:13:34,843 --> 00:13:36,075 He's gonna take the ball down the field, 316 00:13:36,144 --> 00:13:38,010 he's gonna score, and he's gonna win the game. 317 00:13:38,046 --> 00:13:40,079 Because that's who he is, man. 318 00:13:40,081 --> 00:13:42,815 And you know who we are? We're losers. 319 00:13:42,951 --> 00:13:44,149 All of Philadelphia. 320 00:13:44,186 --> 00:13:47,086 We're angry, and we're mean and we're cruel. 321 00:13:47,222 --> 00:13:49,289 And we act like jerks, and now these assholes, 322 00:13:49,291 --> 00:13:52,241 they can't even bring us beer so that you can pass the stone 323 00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:54,377 and we can win the game. 324 00:13:55,298 --> 00:13:59,983 No. No, no, Mac. You got 'em all wrong. 325 00:13:59,985 --> 00:14:01,183 No. 326 00:14:01,253 --> 00:14:05,120 Those guys, those guys are Philadelphia. 327 00:14:05,190 --> 00:14:09,075 They bust their ass every day just to get through. 328 00:14:09,077 --> 00:14:13,079 And then, on a Sunday, they put all their hopes into the Eagles. 329 00:14:13,148 --> 00:14:18,017 And year after year after year, their team lets them down. 330 00:14:18,019 --> 00:14:19,218 And they get angry. 331 00:14:19,221 --> 00:14:23,239 And that anger builds into a stone of fury. 332 00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:26,109 And if it could just be released, 333 00:14:26,244 --> 00:14:28,177 then we could feel something different. 334 00:14:29,130 --> 00:14:30,179 What? 335 00:14:30,248 --> 00:14:33,866 W-Well, then, you, me, us, those guys, 336 00:14:33,885 --> 00:14:38,120 the whole city of Philadelphia could feel like champions. 337 00:14:38,847 --> 00:14:40,005 Frank. 338 00:14:40,041 --> 00:14:42,274 You got to push that stone out right now. 339 00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:43,876 You can do it. - I can do it. 340 00:14:44,012 --> 00:14:45,144 You can do it. - I'll piss it out. 341 00:14:45,146 --> 00:14:46,945 Do it for the Birds, Frank. 342 00:14:46,982 --> 00:14:49,882 Do it for the whole city of Philadelphia, man, push. 343 00:14:50,018 --> 00:14:52,151 Brady, with White to his right, takes the snap. 344 00:14:52,287 --> 00:14:54,821 Do it like Rocky, man. Push. 345 00:14:54,956 --> 00:14:57,106 Brady back, steps up. He's hit by Brandon Graham. 346 00:14:57,722 --> 00:15:00,843 The ball is loose. 347 00:15:03,014 --> 00:15:04,981 And the Eagles have it. The Eagles have it. 348 00:15:05,116 --> 00:15:06,982 It's recovered by Derek Barnett. 349 00:15:07,018 --> 00:15:09,059 Brady lost the ball. 350 00:15:09,094 --> 00:15:10,920 Looks like he couldn't see the defender. 351 00:15:10,922 --> 00:15:14,062 It's-it's like something was wrong with his eyes. 352 00:15:14,097 --> 00:15:16,008 Brady fumbled. The Eagles recovered. 353 00:15:16,077 --> 00:15:19,012 You did it. - No, Mac. We did it. 354 00:15:19,147 --> 00:15:21,213 We did it. We did it. We did it. 355 00:15:21,283 --> 00:15:23,016 We did it. We did it. 356 00:15:23,151 --> 00:15:25,017 I don't know why you care, fair-weather fan. 357 00:15:25,053 --> 00:15:27,431 Fair-weather fan. You're from Minnesota, that's okay. 358 00:15:30,246 --> 00:15:33,494 E-A-G-L-E-S. Eagles. 359 00:15:38,535 --> 00:15:40,435 What? - What're you singing about? 360 00:15:40,437 --> 00:15:41,503 I'm over Tommy Fumbles. 361 00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:44,505 I'm all about my man, Nick Foles. 362 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:47,258 Gross. You know, it doesn't matter. 363 00:15:47,327 --> 00:15:48,526 Guys, I have an announcement to make. 364 00:15:48,562 --> 00:15:50,461 I owe you an apology. 365 00:15:50,531 --> 00:15:54,532 You guys are true representations of the city of Philadelphia. 366 00:15:54,568 --> 00:15:57,469 And we came together as a city. 367 00:15:57,604 --> 00:16:01,289 And, guys, we helped the Eagles win the Super Bowl. 368 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,357 They won the Super Bowl. 369 00:16:03,393 --> 00:16:05,560 Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 370 00:16:05,562 --> 00:16:08,363 Brady got the ball back, and there's 58 seconds left in the game. 371 00:16:09,026 --> 00:16:10,193 What did you do? 372 00:16:10,228 --> 00:16:12,634 You sons of bitches, this is your fault. You screwed it up. 373 00:16:12,703 --> 00:16:14,302 What're we gonna do? What do we do? 374 00:16:14,338 --> 00:16:15,704 Do a superstition. Frank. Pee. Pee. Pee. 375 00:16:15,706 --> 00:16:19,457 Hey, I'm dry. - Somebody do a superstition, quick. 376 00:16:20,350 --> 00:16:22,260 Charlie. 377 00:16:22,262 --> 00:16:24,395 The Patriots with the ball at their own nine yard line. 378 00:16:24,464 --> 00:16:26,496 Brady's got the ball. 379 00:16:26,531 --> 00:16:27,599 They are out of time outs. - Wha-What? 380 00:16:27,601 --> 00:16:29,467 Brady's got the ball with time on the clock? 381 00:16:29,469 --> 00:16:31,469 Shit. What happened? What changed? 382 00:16:31,538 --> 00:16:34,488 Yeah, you're gonna have to get back in that trap. 383 00:16:34,524 --> 00:16:36,357 Yep. - Aw, come on, man. 384 00:16:36,393 --> 00:16:37,559 You just told me to get out of it. 385 00:16:37,694 --> 00:16:39,694 Yeah, that was before Brady had the ball. 386 00:16:39,829 --> 00:16:43,178 Does it have to be the same leg or... 387 00:16:43,213 --> 00:16:44,432 Same leg. - Damn it. 388 00:16:44,434 --> 00:16:46,434 Are you sure this is gonna work? 389 00:16:46,436 --> 00:16:48,436 Every single thing that every fan does, 390 00:16:48,438 --> 00:16:49,637 at home or at the stadium, 391 00:16:49,706 --> 00:16:51,656 makes a direct impact in the game. 392 00:16:51,658 --> 00:16:53,524 No, you're right. I want to help you win. 393 00:16:53,594 --> 00:16:54,726 I'm getting a call. 394 00:16:54,728 --> 00:16:57,596 Let me think about this for a minute. 395 00:16:57,731 --> 00:16:59,463 Hey, what's up, Mac? 396 00:16:59,499 --> 00:17:01,333 Hey, Charlie, what's g... 397 00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:03,201 Whoa, man, what the hell happened to you? 398 00:17:03,336 --> 00:17:05,403 It's a long story. - All right. 399 00:17:05,405 --> 00:17:06,471 Well, did you do your superstitions? 400 00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:08,356 Brady's going to Gronk; we're screwed. 401 00:17:08,425 --> 00:17:10,358 I got one thing left to do. 402 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:11,426 All right, well, you better hurry up, man. 403 00:17:11,495 --> 00:17:12,627 I'm doing it. Here it goes. 404 00:17:12,629 --> 00:17:14,296 He's backing up in the pocket. 405 00:17:14,431 --> 00:17:16,297 He's back again. He steps up. 406 00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:18,232 Brady's backing up. - He's hit. He stumbles. 407 00:17:18,302 --> 00:17:20,568 Do it, do it now. - He's throwing. 408 00:17:20,704 --> 00:17:23,571 He is going deep for the end zone, 409 00:17:23,573 --> 00:17:26,257 and it is... 410 00:17:26,326 --> 00:17:29,460 batted around... 411 00:17:29,529 --> 00:17:32,597 and incomplete. 412 00:17:32,732 --> 00:17:35,333 And the game is over. 413 00:17:38,771 --> 00:17:39,537 We did it. 414 00:17:39,573 --> 00:17:42,356 We did it. The superstitions are real. 415 00:17:42,392 --> 00:17:44,225 Yes. 416 00:17:46,396 --> 00:17:47,429 Charlie, you did it. 417 00:17:47,564 --> 00:17:48,696 You did it, you were right. 418 00:17:48,765 --> 00:17:50,632 The superstitions were real. You did it, man. 419 00:17:54,371 --> 00:17:56,504 What a tremendous Super Bowl. 420 00:17:56,540 --> 00:17:59,391 It is still a mystery as to what happened with Brady's eye, 421 00:17:59,393 --> 00:18:02,327 but it had to have an effect on his play late in the game. 422 00:18:02,396 --> 00:18:04,195 What a win for the Eagles, 423 00:18:04,264 --> 00:18:07,332 and what a win for the city of Philadelphia. - We did it. 424 00:18:47,557 --> 00:18:52,693 They did it. They did it. They did it. They did it. 425 00:18:52,763 --> 00:18:57,365 It's over. - My God. My God. 426 00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:59,300 They did it. - They did it. 427 00:18:59,336 --> 00:19:02,370 My God, they did it. 428 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:08,300 Stevo