1 00:00:01,669 --> 00:00:03,737 Mac, Mac, open up! 2 00:00:03,771 --> 00:00:06,140 Let me in! There's no time to waste! Come on! 3 00:00:06,174 --> 00:00:08,142 Come on, man! I know you're in there! 4 00:00:08,176 --> 00:00:10,711 Oh, that's it! I'm coming in! 5 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:14,715 Ow! Oh, shit! 6 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:16,217 I just opened up the old cut. 7 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:17,985 Why didn't you open the door? 8 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,987 - It wasn't locked. - Come on, we got to get going. 9 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,689 You got any ice in there? Ow. 10 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:23,491 They put me in charge. 11 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:26,160 It's a gay pride parade or something. 12 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:27,661 Can I use this sock? 13 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:28,729 Oh, my God. 14 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:30,264 We're making a float for the parade, 15 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:31,765 to rope in the gays. 16 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:34,268 Ow! But we only got 24 hours. 17 00:00:34,302 --> 00:00:35,703 I'm gonna use this newspaper. 18 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:37,004 I stuff it up. 19 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,672 I plug it. Okay. 20 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:41,209 Well, you're gonna be our prize gay. 21 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:43,177 You're gonna dance on top. They told me to get you. 22 00:00:43,211 --> 00:00:46,280 I told 'em, "I don't get the whole gay thing." 23 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:49,717 I drew the short straw, so here I am. Let's roll. 24 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:52,386 I-I don't want to do that, because I-I just... 25 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:54,688 I don't know where I fit in as a gay man, 26 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:56,224 and it's starting to get to me. 27 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:58,759 Oh, Christ! Now? 28 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:01,529 They give me one job and I got to deal with your feelings? 29 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:02,896 I-I don't know. I-I... 30 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:05,199 I'm not feeling very proud. 31 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:08,402 A-All right. Look, Mac, I never really got you. 32 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:11,071 And-and, to be honest, now that you're gay, 33 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:12,740 I get you even less. 34 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:14,041 Nothing against it. 35 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,043 I just don't get it. 36 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,579 But let's try and work together, okay? 37 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:20,714 Help me help you, all right? 38 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,216 All right. I guess. Sure. 39 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:24,218 Okay. Let's go find your pride. 40 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:49,443 Where exactly are you taking me, Frank? 41 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:52,313 Your problem is you're only hanging out with straights. 42 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:54,915 I'm gonna take you to a club where you can meet a few guys, 43 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,784 maybe snap you out of that funk you're in. 44 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:58,419 All right. I just don't know if I'm ready 45 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,321 for a relationship, you know? 46 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:01,922 You're just scared, is all. 47 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:05,259 You got to meet a couple of normal gays. 48 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,927 And, by the way, when we're in there, 49 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,429 you got to watch my back. 50 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:11,265 If one of these queens comes at me, I'm gonna go berserk. 51 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:12,800 Frank, you're a 75-year-old man 52 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,268 with a face that looks like hamburger meat. 53 00:02:14,302 --> 00:02:15,436 I'm sure you're safe. 54 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:16,604 Yeah. 55 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,606 L-Let's try to blend in. 56 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,441 Okay. 57 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,378 Ooh. 58 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:27,981 Jesus Christ, Frank. 59 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:30,184 Isn't this what all gay guys are into? 60 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:33,187 I-I don't think so, but, either way, I know I'm not into it. 61 00:02:33,221 --> 00:02:35,789 A-All right, all right, relax. 62 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:37,358 Let's hit the buffet. We'll hang back. 63 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:39,227 We'll scope out the scene. 64 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:41,128 Okay? Ooh, look at that. 65 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,364 Ooh. This is a much better spread 66 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:45,499 than they have at the straight orgies. 67 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:48,802 - Yeah, I don't feel comfortable in here, Frank. - Oh. Hmm. 68 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:51,138 I know. That's why you got to jump in headfirst. 69 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,974 Go find some nice guys, smack you around a little bit. 70 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,509 I don't want to get smacked around. 71 00:02:55,543 --> 00:02:57,144 That's part of the culture, Mac. 72 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,413 It's a very small subset of the culture. 73 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:01,081 And it's totally fine for these guys, 74 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:02,983 but it's just a little too much for me. 75 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,853 Too... Ow. Oh, and this cut. 76 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:07,488 I got to take 'em out and restuff. 77 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,323 - Oh, God. - Goddamn, dude, that is disgusting. 78 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:11,659 - Mm, I got to plug it. I got to plug it up. - Oh! 79 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,661 - You're putting it in the chicken? - Got to... Yeah. 80 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:16,163 - What are you... Oh, my God. - No, I got to keep it plugged. 81 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,666 Ooh, ooh, ooh, that's spicy. 82 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,335 Ooh, there must be some hot sauce on them wings. 83 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:23,036 They're buffalo wings. 84 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:25,706 - Let me try one. - Don't eat the god... Oh, Frank. 85 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:28,175 Oh, look out. Incoming. 86 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:31,445 Um, how may we help you? 87 00:03:33,281 --> 00:03:36,149 Mac, unzip this thing, so we can find out what it wants. 88 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:40,187 Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. 89 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,622 Why? Because I'm straight? 90 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:44,425 No. Because you put your nose rags in the chicken. 91 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:47,227 Oh, uh, excuse me, Your Highness, I'll be more careful. 92 00:03:47,261 --> 00:03:48,562 Hey, how much I got to pay you 93 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:51,365 to let my boy Mac here take you for a spin? 94 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:52,900 I'm not a prostitute. 95 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:54,868 - You do this for fun? - Yes. 96 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:57,037 I'm never gonna get it. I'll never get this. 97 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,939 Why did I get this mission? 98 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:00,874 - I... You see, I drew the short straw. - Okay. 99 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,876 - Uh, let's go, Frank. I'm so sorry, sir. - That's it. 100 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:05,479 W-We'll be leaving. Frank, let's just go home. 101 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:08,482 No, no, no. No, Goldilocks, we're not going home. 102 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:10,284 You got to find that pride. 103 00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:12,052 Okay, this place is a little too rough. 104 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,754 I-I admit it. Fine. 105 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:16,256 We're gonna go someplace softer. 106 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:25,399 So, you see anything you like? 107 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:27,067 Not really. These are drag queens, Frank. 108 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,769 Come on, Mac. Help me out. 109 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:31,739 I'm sticking my neck out for you and you're giving me nothing. 110 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,574 How are you sticking your neck out for me? 111 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,976 I'm running a real risk coming to a joint like this. 112 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:37,244 I mean, one false move, 113 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,580 these fairies could poke me full of holes. 114 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:42,149 Fairies? What year is it in your head? 115 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:43,684 Well, help me out here, man. 116 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:45,486 We're running out of time. 117 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:47,154 When you came out to your father, did you come out 118 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:48,422 as a top or a bottom? 119 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:49,923 A boy or a girl? 120 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,124 Oh, I haven't come out to him yet. 121 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:52,326 Well, maybe that's it. 122 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,094 You got to tell your dad. 123 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,664 Yeah, I-I just don't think I can come out and tell him. 124 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,265 I-I feel like I got to show him. 125 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,867 And-and I've been working on something, actually, 126 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,269 but it's just gonna take me a few more weeks, so... 127 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,937 No, no, weeks, weeks, no. 128 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,773 We got to be on that float tomorrow. 129 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,441 Look... I don't know what to tell you, man. 130 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:10,177 You just don't... you don't know what's going on inside of me. 131 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:12,179 Well, I'm sure there's five or six superviruses 132 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:14,515 - eating out your insides. - No, no. 133 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:16,784 I mean the struggle to be who I am. 134 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,453 I-I just want to show him, so that he can understand. 135 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:21,121 All right, well, explain it to me. 136 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,890 Okay, well, there's... 137 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:24,825 there's, like, this storm inside of me 138 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:27,160 and-and it's been raging my whole life. 139 00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:30,798 And-and I'm down on my knees and-and I'm-I'm looking 140 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,466 for answers and then God comes down 141 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,802 to me— and it's a very hot chick— 142 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:37,571 - and she pulls me up and we start dancing, okay? - W-Wait, wait, wait. 143 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:39,573 You're gay and you're dancing with a hot chick 144 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:41,375 - who is God? - Yes. 145 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:43,744 - The Catholics really fucked you up. - Oh, you didn't get it? 146 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,479 - I'm never gonna get it. - Okay. All right. 147 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:47,214 - Let me start at the beginning, and I'll... - No, no. Wait. 148 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:48,749 Christ, I'm sweating. 149 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,751 My-my head is exploding. 150 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:54,021 I'm gonna try some of this... put a little of this... 151 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:55,823 It'll be good. 152 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,226 Aah! Aah! 153 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:00,561 Ah, shit! 154 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:02,029 Ah, that burns. 155 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:07,868 Oh, Christ, it's swelling. 156 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:09,369 Frank, I think your nose 157 00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:11,204 - is infected, man. - No, no, no, no. 158 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:12,940 I got... I'm using this insulation 159 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:15,175 to plug up the flow. I just... 160 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,177 Yeah, that seems safe. Oh, shit! Here he comes. 161 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,513 - I'm freaking out. - Don't-don't dance around it. 162 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:21,682 Just tell him. Rip the Band-Aid off. 163 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,283 - He'll be cool. You'll see. - He'll be cool. 164 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:24,752 - Yeah. - Yeah, he's cool, he's cool. 165 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:26,186 Yeah. 166 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,521 - Go for it. - Yeah. 167 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:30,057 H-Hey. 168 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:37,197 Hey, Dad! H-Hey, it's, uh... 169 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:38,866 it's-it's been a couple years. 170 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,868 - So, how you been? - Yeah. 171 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:44,271 My cellmate ratted on me for having an extra pillow. 172 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:47,475 I cut out his tongue with a rusty pair of pliers 173 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:50,444 and fed it to the maggots. 174 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:54,748 Cool... 175 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:57,618 Very cool. 176 00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:59,553 - So, um... 177 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:00,821 there's something that, uh, 178 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:03,624 I've been meaning to tell you for a while now. 179 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:05,058 Uh-huh... 180 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,394 All right, there's, like, a storm inside of me, all right? 181 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,898 And-and-and... and God sent me an angel... 182 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:14,101 - an angel, and this... this angel is a woman. - No. Don't. 183 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:15,936 And this woman and I— we start dancing, 184 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,505 and we get very passionate, and then... 185 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:20,107 It's all very confusing, but in the end, 186 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:22,109 something new is born. 187 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:25,278 Well, wha-what he's trying to say... 188 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:28,482 Oh, I know exactly what he's trying to say. 189 00:07:28,516 --> 00:07:30,684 My son... 190 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:33,286 finally knocked someone up. 191 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,422 I'm gonna be a grandfather. 192 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:39,126 - Uh... - Finally! 193 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:42,095 Someone to carry on my name. 194 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,332 Yeah, I mean... 195 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:47,601 You know, I-I could carry on your name. 196 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:49,870 Yeah. Son, listen to me. 197 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:53,273 I never really got you, 198 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,441 you know? 199 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,977 But now, 200 00:07:57,010 --> 00:08:00,447 I see that there's hope for you yet. 201 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,551 Well, I-I mean, not with your life, 202 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:06,453 but with the life of your son. 203 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,622 Well, we don't know that it's gonna be a boy. 204 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:11,224 Hey, if it's not a boy, 205 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:14,862 you flush that shit out and try again! 206 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:16,496 Yeah. Yeah, definitely. 207 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:17,831 I'll flush that shit out, and you... 208 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:19,166 I'm gonna give you a boy, Dad. 209 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:22,803 I'm gonna be a grandfather. 210 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,806 We will! Dad, you are gonna be a grandfather. Daddy. 211 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,741 Uh, Dad? Dad? 212 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:29,409 Hey, Dad? Yeah, Dad. 213 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:31,645 Oh, no, he had to go. The guards called him back. 214 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:33,080 The guards called him back. 215 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:34,915 Oh, that went well. 216 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:42,022 Frank? Frank? 217 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:45,358 - Aah! Ah, this goddamn cut! - Yeah... 218 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:47,327 - Oh! - Trying to plug it up. 219 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,495 - Whoa! - But I can't stop it. 220 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,197 - Holy shit! - Oh. 221 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:53,734 I'm using lemon juice and hot glue to close up the wound. 222 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,102 - Uh, yeah, okay. - Huh? 223 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:57,170 - All right, look, where's Mac, dude? - Huh? 224 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,872 - Mac. You were supposed to get him. Where is he? - Yeah! 225 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:01,041 - Yeah! - Yeah! Well, is he... is he here? Come on. 226 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:03,577 - He's coming. - All right, well, good. 227 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:05,212 Well, he's super late, though. Come on. 228 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,347 No big deal if he doesn't do it, right? 229 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,950 I mean, we could find somebody else. 230 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,384 Someone else? Come on, come on. 231 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:13,854 What are you gonna have you, me, dancing on top of the gay float? 232 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,889 - No. - No, no, the press'll murder us! 233 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:17,524 - We need an authentically gay man. - Huh. 234 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,526 They'll see right through it, man. They'll kill us. 235 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,429 I didn't know you guys were taking this so seriously. 236 00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:23,597 We're taking it very seriously. 237 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:24,932 You know what? I got something to show you. 238 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,767 Come look, okay? That will change everything. 239 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,568 Hey-oh! 240 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:30,537 Holy shit! 241 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,806 - Yeah, right? - Right? - Huh? Oh! 242 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,541 - I mean, this thing's amazing, man. - Aw. 243 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,910 Like, it's got a working bar, it's got these confetti cannons. 244 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,578 - Huh. - It's even got, like, a shower 245 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:40,047 - that's gonna pour water on Mac... - Ooh. 246 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,882 - ... while he does his, like, sexy gay dance... - Oh! 247 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,250 or whatever the hell he's been working on this whole time. 248 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:44,718 - Yeah. - So, the only thing that's missing... 249 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:46,153 - Yeah? - ... is Mac! 250 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,221 Yeah. Uh, uh... 251 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,791 Yeah, good, good. No problem, I got that covered. 252 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:51,992 - I got it. - I hope so, dude, 253 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,426 'cause you only had one job to do, man. 254 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,728 I got it, I got it. 255 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:57,430 Go, go. Don't mess around the bar. Go! 256 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:02,736 Sure. What? Ugh! 257 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,107 Who the hell are you? 258 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,076 Who the hell are you? 259 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,011 Oh! 260 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:13,180 Ah, no! 261 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:15,448 - Mac! - What do you want, Frank? 262 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,250 You were banging that broad, weren't you? 263 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,753 You're-you're trying to get a girl pregnant 264 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:22,289 just because that's what your father wants you to do! 265 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:25,759 - Ah! Ah! Ah. - No, no. Frank, that's not what it is, man. 266 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,194 You don't understand. 267 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,362 You're going back in the closet, aren't you? 268 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:32,766 I can't stand it. Nobody can stand it. Ah. 269 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,768 I'm not going back in the closet, all right? 270 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,704 I-I just need to come out to him my way, 271 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,605 and I'm not ready to do that yet, all right? 272 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,141 Ah! Ah! I don't care! 273 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:44,011 You're coming with me, you're going on that float. 274 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,113 No! Frank, I'm not ready. 275 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,281 I don't want to do it, and you can't make me. 276 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,517 Fine! Fine. Okay. 277 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:52,786 Stay here and bang your broads 278 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,955 and feel sorry for yourself. You know, I don't care. 279 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,457 I don't need you. I'll get another gay. 280 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,659 Somebody way hotter than you. 281 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:03,296 Hey-oh! 282 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,800 Allow me to introduce Paddy's top gay, 283 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:09,703 a man everybody in the neighborhood knows, 284 00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,404 everybody loves. 285 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:14,507 The gay that will rope in all the gays. 286 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:16,509 - Cricket! - What? 287 00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:19,512 - Hey! Huh? - Oh! Ah, ha, ha, ha. 288 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:25,853 Oh! Yeah. 289 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,087 - Huh? - Yeah. 290 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,488 What the hell, Frank? Where's Mac? 291 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,157 - Mac's out. - Why? 292 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,524 - Well, I think he's going back in the closet. - Goddamn it. 293 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,994 get the gay man to dance on the gay float. 294 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,228 - I know. No, he's, he... - It's not that hard. 295 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:36,429 We got a problem. We got a problem. 296 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:37,697 Dennis doesn't want to drive. 297 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,032 Now he's saying he's claustrophobic under there. 298 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,267 What is Cricket doing here? 299 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,534 - Because Frank blew it! - Aw, come on, man. 300 00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:43,503 - You had one job to do. - That's what I said. 301 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,405 Cricket's gonna do the dance. Dance, Cricket. Go. Dance. 302 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,841 No. No, no, no. He look... Oh, God. No! Come on, man. 303 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,343 - No. - He looks like a monster, and you look like a monster. 304 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,846 We're not trying to invite a bar full of monster men. 305 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,848 We're-we're looking for high-spending gay men. 306 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,083 Yeah, but get Dennis to dance. 307 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,250 You can't get the straight man to dance. 308 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:58,685 The press would murder us. 309 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,387 The press doesn't give two shits about us. 310 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,355 Frank, it's 2018, and you're the only person 311 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,091 who doesn't seem to understand gay culture. 312 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:05,425 That's true. That's true. 313 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,627 My head is swelling with blood. 314 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,229 Goddamn it, Charlie. We got to be there in 20 minutes. 315 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,430 All right. You know what? 316 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:11,765 Um, Cricket, fine. You can dance. Let's go. 317 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:13,033 - Yo. - Frank, can you at least 318 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,434 - drive the thing? Let's go. - Yeah. All right. 319 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,969 - Yes. - You're driving. You'll squeeze in there. 320 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,371 - You drive. - Come on, man. - Uh, no, no, no, no, no. 321 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:21,875 Lady, I'm not going anywhere until I see an Abraham Lincoln. 322 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,944 Here you go. 323 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,278 What is this? What is this? 324 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:28,215 - Like, 73 cents. - No. I-I said Abraham Lincoln. 325 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,250 - There's a bunch of Lincolns in there. - Oh, those are pennies! 326 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,785 - Okay. You want to give it back to me? - Well, no. Hold on. 327 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,320 - Okay, you're gonna do it? - Yeah, I'll do it. 328 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,222 - Yes, of course I'll do it. - Then go do it. Go! 329 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,657 All right, now wait a second. 330 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:38,892 How do you turn it on? First the lights. 331 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,293 What is that? 332 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,062 Oh, that must be... 333 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,131 Okay, let's see what we got here. 334 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:47,134 Okay, uh, "Start north on Second Street. 335 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:51,004 Turn right on... Dickens Avenue." 336 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,840 Straight to... What the...? 337 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:56,176 Oh. Oh, shit. I... 338 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:59,446 Oh, God. Oh, this is ridiculous. 339 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,915 Oh, shit, I can't do this. 340 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,918 You know what? Screw this. 341 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,920 No good. 342 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,089 Mac? 343 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,690 Mac? 344 00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,625 Mac, come here. Let me in. Let me in. 345 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,661 I'm gonna break the door down! 346 00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:19,499 One. Two. Three. 347 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,168 Whoa. Ah, sh... 348 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,636 Ah, shit! 349 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:26,439 Jesus, Frank, that's a lot of blood. Is that from just now? 350 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,209 Oh, no. No, that's from earlier. 351 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:32,612 You-you see, Mac, I've been in agony the whole day, 352 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,814 but I came to this realization 353 00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:37,284 that sometimes you got to let the blood flow 354 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,119 in order to start the healing. 355 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,821 Some cuts you just can't plug up. 356 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:45,025 That's the same for you. You got this thing inside you, 357 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,394 and you're trying to plug it up. 358 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,496 But you got to let that shit out. 359 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,164 You got to let it flow. 360 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:54,001 Otherwise you're gonna be in agony for the rest of your life. 361 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,836 So you're saying that if I dance on the float, 362 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,471 that maybe I'll find my pride? 363 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,074 No. No, forget the float. 364 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,443 That's just doing it for the wrong reasons. 365 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,779 You got to do something else. 366 00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:11,818 I got you a couple things 367 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,220 from the float that you can use. 368 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,754 I paid off the warden. 369 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,756 They think they're seeing a Blake Shelton concert, 370 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,758 and I put your dad in the front row. 371 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,227 All right, I just... 372 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,362 I just don't know if I can do this, Frank. 373 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,697 Mac, I don't get it, and I may never get it, 374 00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:27,334 but I do know you got to do this. 375 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,370 You said you want to tell your dad your way. 376 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:33,873 So, now, do it. 377 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,245 Yeah. Yeah. 378 00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:41,781 Hello, gentlemen. 379 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,516 Dudes. 380 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,085 Unfortunately... 381 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:48,355 Blake Shelton will not be making it today. 382 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,524 But, uh, he did send me in his stead, 383 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,294 and I've got something special to show you. 384 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:57,864 Uh, my name is Ronald McDonald, and... 385 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:01,134 I named him that. 386 00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:03,971 I got something that I got to tell you, Dad, 387 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:07,240 and I've been trying to find the best way to do it, and... 388 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,576 I just thought instead of saying it, 389 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:13,580 maybe I could just show you how I feel inside. 390 00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:18,151 Dad... 391 00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:20,187 I'm gay. 392 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:29,001 It's okay. 393 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,670 It's okay. 394 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,706 It's okay. 395 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:50,723 Oh, my God. 396 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,095 I get it. 397 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,568 I get it.