1 00:00:11,780 --> 00:00:14,817 Hey, look what I just found, at the bus stop. 2 00:00:14,850 --> 00:00:18,253 "Gruesome twosome seek exotic Europeans for week long rental 3 00:00:18,286 --> 00:00:21,056 "in luxurious one-bedroom apartment. 4 00:00:21,088 --> 00:00:24,059 "Bed to be shared with owners. Shitter down hall. 5 00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:28,230 Email F. Reynolds at Warthog-OrgyFart.edu." 6 00:00:28,263 --> 00:00:30,498 - Nice. - Wha... what? - Yeah. It's a good ad. 7 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:33,034 You know, we got the Airbnb idea from Dennis and Mac, 8 00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:34,839 - 'cause they're doing it. - Yes, but we're not posting 9 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:37,204 creepy flyers at bus stations. I mean, w-what kind of people do you think 10 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:39,274 - you're gonna attract with that? - What? 11 00:00:39,306 --> 00:00:41,542 Young Bohemians with no sexual boundaries, 12 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:43,911 w-who don't mind a shitter down the hall. 13 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:45,446 Yeah, like, European backpacking chicks 14 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:47,515 - who stay in hostels and stuff. - Yeah. Free. 15 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:49,100 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. Don't be jealous 16 00:00:49,117 --> 00:00:52,954 when Charlie and I are up to our eyebrows in Viennese gash. 17 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:54,288 - Ugh. - Ugh, gross. 18 00:00:54,321 --> 00:00:55,723 Come on, man. 19 00:00:55,756 --> 00:00:57,224 Guys, don't try to lump yourselves in 20 00:00:57,257 --> 00:00:59,060 with what we're doing, okay? What we're doing 21 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:01,028 is very charming and romantic. 22 00:01:01,062 --> 00:01:03,965 - We're setting up a meet-cute. - Ah, a-a w-what? 23 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:06,066 Are you trying to say, uh, "meat cube"? 24 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:08,036 - Like, a little cube of meat? - Meat? 25 00:01:08,069 --> 00:01:10,572 - Because that's a good idea, actually. - No. 26 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:11,939 We're doing a meet-cute. 27 00:01:11,973 --> 00:01:14,275 It's-it's where two soul mates meet 28 00:01:14,309 --> 00:01:17,111 under charming and/or cute circumstances. 29 00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:18,947 - Like, from a rom-com. - No. 30 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:20,581 - Let-let's keep the trap simple. - Yeah. 31 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:23,450 Well, don't call it a trap, because that's not romantic. 32 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:25,519 Yeah, I'm sure for Dennis, it's a trap. 33 00:01:50,149 --> 00:01:51,464 Coming. 34 00:01:52,332 --> 00:01:54,133 You must be Lisa. 35 00:01:54,166 --> 00:01:55,769 - And you must be Mac. - That's right. 36 00:01:55,802 --> 00:01:59,205 Come on in to my very spacious apartment. 37 00:01:59,239 --> 00:02:00,641 This is gonna be your room here, 38 00:02:00,673 --> 00:02:02,141 - and I think that... - Hello. Oh... 39 00:02:02,174 --> 00:02:04,778 Hello, I'm Dennis. I'm here for the room. 40 00:02:06,111 --> 00:02:07,313 Oh, my God. Dennis, no. 41 00:02:07,346 --> 00:02:08,948 Y-You're supposed to be here next week. 42 00:02:08,982 --> 00:02:10,184 No, it was this week. 43 00:02:10,216 --> 00:02:12,018 Uh, for sure it was this week. 44 00:02:12,052 --> 00:02:14,321 Oh, my God, it was this week. 45 00:02:14,353 --> 00:02:16,122 - You know, this is, this is humiliating. - Did something happen? 46 00:02:16,155 --> 00:02:17,790 - I must have overbooked... - Oh. 47 00:02:17,823 --> 00:02:20,359 - ... this Airbnb, and that's a problem... - Oh, my gosh. 48 00:02:20,393 --> 00:02:22,796 - ... because we only have the one room, so... - We can work this out, 49 00:02:22,828 --> 00:02:24,530 because I think we can probably stay 50 00:02:24,564 --> 00:02:26,699 in the same room to-together. 51 00:02:26,733 --> 00:02:28,468 It wouldn't bother me if it wouldn't bother you. 52 00:02:28,501 --> 00:02:30,837 I mean, I-I don't like to come off as a difficult person. 53 00:02:30,870 --> 00:02:32,644 - Um... - Oh. Now, d-do you like to come off 54 00:02:32,740 --> 00:02:35,317 - as a difficult person? - No. 55 00:02:35,318 --> 00:02:36,318 - No. Of course not. - Oh, no. 56 00:02:36,376 --> 00:02:37,644 - Who-who would? Who would? - Yeah. No, no one likes 57 00:02:37,677 --> 00:02:39,745 to be a difficult person, so we can make it work. 58 00:02:39,779 --> 00:02:42,014 - I'm Dennis. - Uh... 59 00:02:42,048 --> 00:02:43,550 I don't think my husband and I would be comfortable 60 00:02:43,583 --> 00:02:45,019 sharing a room. 61 00:02:46,052 --> 00:02:47,853 Husband? 62 00:02:48,724 --> 00:02:51,525 I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you were married. 63 00:02:51,558 --> 00:02:53,859 - I didn't realize I had to tell you that. - Yeah. 64 00:02:53,893 --> 00:02:56,530 - Oh... - Uh, hi. 65 00:02:56,562 --> 00:02:58,665 - Uh, one of you guys must be Mac. - Yeah, that's me. 66 00:02:58,697 --> 00:03:00,766 - You, you're the husband. - Mm-hmm. 67 00:03:00,799 --> 00:03:02,401 I see. Uh, this is Dennis. 68 00:03:02,435 --> 00:03:04,171 - What's up? - He's also gonna be staying here. 69 00:03:04,203 --> 00:03:05,150 - Well... - Yeah, you know what? 70 00:03:05,151 --> 00:03:06,551 Maybe we should just get another room. 71 00:03:06,572 --> 00:03:08,044 - Oh, no, no. I mean, maybe. - We're gonna make it work. 72 00:03:08,045 --> 00:03:09,545 Well, you guys crash in there, 73 00:03:09,643 --> 00:03:11,845 - and Dennis will stay in my room. - Uh, I don't know. 74 00:03:11,877 --> 00:03:13,779 I don't know. I don't think so. Uh, I'm good. 75 00:03:13,812 --> 00:03:15,548 - I-I'm not gonna. - Oh, well, it's just that you, 76 00:03:15,582 --> 00:03:17,618 you just said that you were cool sharing a room, so... 77 00:03:17,650 --> 00:03:19,352 Right. Yeah, but I was, uh, you know, 78 00:03:19,386 --> 00:03:20,631 I'm-I'm, but, you know, ch... 79 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,764 Things change. 80 00:03:22,799 --> 00:03:24,558 Yeah. It's just that you don't have anywhere to go. 81 00:03:24,590 --> 00:03:25,725 Well, you wouldn't know that. 82 00:03:25,758 --> 00:03:27,261 - Yeah, somehow I do. - Yeah... 83 00:03:27,293 --> 00:03:29,262 Hey, we're just really tired 84 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:31,597 and would love to crash, if that's okay. 85 00:03:31,631 --> 00:03:32,966 Absolutely. Yeah, you guys, you guys hit the hay. 86 00:03:32,999 --> 00:03:34,768 We're probably gonna hit the hay, too. 87 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,202 - Thank you. - All right, yeah. Best of luck. - Absolutely. 88 00:03:36,235 --> 00:03:37,471 - Thank you. - Yeah, we're gonna work it out. 89 00:03:37,503 --> 00:03:38,739 - It's not gonna be an issue. - All right. Thanks. 90 00:03:38,772 --> 00:03:39,840 Have a great night, guys. 91 00:03:40,973 --> 00:03:42,209 This is so exciting. 92 00:03:42,241 --> 00:03:43,609 - Yeah. - Now, you said they're, 93 00:03:43,643 --> 00:03:44,811 uh, where are these girls from? 94 00:03:44,844 --> 00:03:46,746 - Australia? Or what is that...? - No, no. 95 00:03:46,780 --> 00:03:48,448 They're two Austrian broads. 96 00:03:48,481 --> 00:03:50,483 - Aww... - Alexi and Nikki. 97 00:03:50,517 --> 00:03:52,119 Oh, wowee, Frank. 98 00:03:52,151 --> 00:03:54,321 Those names are, those names are like... 99 00:03:54,353 --> 00:03:57,757 Before they get here, we got to lay down some ground rules. 100 00:03:57,791 --> 00:04:00,293 When we wind up working the same broad, 101 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:02,496 no eye contact between the two of us. 102 00:04:02,529 --> 00:04:04,097 - Wait, what? - And they're gonna encourage us 103 00:04:04,130 --> 00:04:06,565 - to explore each other's bodies. - What? 104 00:04:06,598 --> 00:04:09,769 - A-And that's a hard no for me. - No, for me, too. 105 00:04:09,803 --> 00:04:11,171 - Let's lead with that. - Wait, what's about to happen? 106 00:04:11,204 --> 00:04:12,265 I'm not sure I want... 107 00:04:13,173 --> 00:04:15,242 Keep your fingers to yourself. 108 00:04:15,274 --> 00:04:17,476 - But have a good time. - Uh... Hey, can... 109 00:04:17,510 --> 00:04:19,579 I just kind of want you to explain what you... 110 00:04:19,611 --> 00:04:22,281 - Yeah. - ... what you got on your mind here, but... 111 00:04:22,315 --> 00:04:23,916 Who the hell are you? 112 00:04:23,949 --> 00:04:25,685 Hi. We're here for the room. 113 00:04:25,719 --> 00:04:26,986 Nah, no, no, no, no, no. 114 00:04:27,019 --> 00:04:29,156 We're waiting for Nikki and Alexi. 115 00:04:29,188 --> 00:04:33,326 Yeah. I am Nikki, and this is my father Alexi. 116 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,696 Oh, shit. 117 00:04:45,902 --> 00:04:48,140 What is this, man? W-What, what are we doing? 118 00:04:48,173 --> 00:04:49,976 I-I don't want to do this anymore. Can we stop? 119 00:04:50,009 --> 00:04:51,511 Huh? No, we can't stop now. 120 00:04:51,543 --> 00:04:53,145 We're-we're right on track. 121 00:04:53,178 --> 00:04:54,647 I don't know, man. It just... 122 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,315 It just feels like a-a lot of effort, 123 00:04:56,348 --> 00:04:57,683 and it feels desperate, you know what I mean? 124 00:04:57,716 --> 00:04:59,051 Like, I-I never put this much work 125 00:04:59,084 --> 00:05:00,986 into banging some cute meat. 126 00:05:01,019 --> 00:05:02,322 Cute meat? 127 00:05:02,355 --> 00:05:03,824 Cute meat. That-that was your phrase. 128 00:05:03,856 --> 00:05:05,224 No, Dennis, "meet-cute." 129 00:05:05,257 --> 00:05:07,693 It has a name, Mac. Its name is Lisa. 130 00:05:07,726 --> 00:05:09,495 This is fun, right? This is the banter. This is the, 131 00:05:09,529 --> 00:05:11,697 this is... this is all a part of act one banter. 132 00:05:11,731 --> 00:05:14,000 And we are right on schedule. 133 00:05:14,033 --> 00:05:15,832 Shh. Listen. 134 00:05:16,730 --> 00:05:18,338 They're fighting. 135 00:05:18,370 --> 00:05:20,673 I'm telling you, their marriage is on the rocks. 136 00:05:20,707 --> 00:05:21,774 What-what, wait-wait-wait. 137 00:05:21,940 --> 00:05:23,476 What's that third noise? 138 00:05:23,510 --> 00:05:25,178 Dude, I-is that, like, a chicken or a parrot 139 00:05:25,211 --> 00:05:27,147 or some shit? Dude, uh, I thought we said no animals. 140 00:05:27,180 --> 00:05:28,848 Mac, tell them no animals in my room. 141 00:05:28,882 --> 00:05:29,893 That's no animal. 142 00:05:32,118 --> 00:05:34,353 - Oh... - We needed reinforcements. 143 00:05:34,387 --> 00:05:36,189 - Okay, catch me up to speed. - Shh, shh. 144 00:05:36,221 --> 00:05:38,024 - Listen, listen. - You can't keep blaming me 145 00:05:38,057 --> 00:05:40,160 - for what happened with Teddy. - Teddy, Teddy, Teddy. 146 00:05:40,192 --> 00:05:42,495 - Who is Teddy? - Mm... 147 00:05:42,529 --> 00:05:44,231 The wife must have cheated on the husband 148 00:05:44,264 --> 00:05:45,565 with some guy named Teddy. 149 00:05:45,598 --> 00:05:47,000 No, no, no, that's all wrong. 150 00:05:47,033 --> 00:05:48,602 The female love interest can't be a cheater, 151 00:05:48,635 --> 00:05:50,404 because that makes her unlikable. 152 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:54,441 Maybe this isn't a romantic comedy about the wife at all. 153 00:05:54,473 --> 00:05:56,375 Maybe it's about the husband. 154 00:05:56,409 --> 00:05:58,844 Yes. The husband is the lonely heart 155 00:05:58,877 --> 00:06:00,745 who needs to find love in the big city. 156 00:06:01,947 --> 00:06:04,450 Dee, you're my new romantic lead, 157 00:06:04,483 --> 00:06:08,316 proving that romantic leads don't have to be likable at all. 158 00:06:08,355 --> 00:06:09,729 I'm sorry, I can't follow any of this. 159 00:06:09,730 --> 00:06:10,930 - Am I in or out? - You're out. 160 00:06:10,957 --> 00:06:12,591 - Great. I'm gonna go sleep in the living room. - Okay. 161 00:06:12,625 --> 00:06:14,795 - Uh... - Awesome. 162 00:06:23,502 --> 00:06:25,639 Charlie, this is weird as shit. 163 00:06:25,671 --> 00:06:28,941 Yeah. Hey... hey, uh, Nikki, what's this 164 00:06:28,974 --> 00:06:30,743 - that we're listening to here, pal? - Oh. 165 00:06:30,776 --> 00:06:33,579 It's just a little bit of music that I wrote. 166 00:06:33,613 --> 00:06:35,481 Ah, you're a, you're a yodeler, huh? 167 00:06:35,781 --> 00:06:39,118 Uh, y-yeah. Uh, may I ask if you have a small pot 168 00:06:39,151 --> 00:06:42,087 - that I can boil these lederhosen in? - Uh, yeah. 169 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:44,123 I got something. Uh, let me just look around here. 170 00:06:45,791 --> 00:06:47,626 What do you got going there with the toe? 171 00:06:47,659 --> 00:06:50,162 - Does he speak English? - No, and sadly, 172 00:06:50,195 --> 00:06:52,131 - he refuses to learn. - Oh, yeah. 173 00:06:52,164 --> 00:06:53,966 Oh, yeah, Frank doesn't like to learn new things either. 174 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,735 Here you go. Tha-That should work. 175 00:06:55,767 --> 00:06:57,269 Ask him what he's working that toe with. 176 00:07:01,673 --> 00:07:03,976 Um, how do you say... There is no word. 177 00:07:04,010 --> 00:07:08,815 Uh, "toe spoon," for the digging out of the toe. 178 00:07:08,848 --> 00:07:10,912 - Mmm. - Don't flick it. 179 00:07:10,918 --> 00:07:13,353 Hey, Frank, can I talk to you for a second over here, man? 180 00:07:13,385 --> 00:07:15,188 - Mind if we just... - Yeah. 181 00:07:18,057 --> 00:07:19,593 Dude, this is weird as hell man. 182 00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:21,327 We gotta... We're just gonna have to, like, 183 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:22,661 power through this night, 184 00:07:22,695 --> 00:07:24,096 and then we'll figure something out tomorrow, man. 185 00:07:24,130 --> 00:07:25,932 All right? We'll just... Let's just get into bed, 186 00:07:25,964 --> 00:07:28,601 and get out of here. Hey, hey, guys, you know, 187 00:07:28,635 --> 00:07:30,803 - we figure we should just turn in early. - We're gonna go to sleep 188 00:07:30,836 --> 00:07:32,372 - right now. - 'Cause the night goes quicker, you know? 189 00:07:32,404 --> 00:07:34,139 - We usually sleep ass to ass. - That's true. 190 00:07:34,173 --> 00:07:36,042 But let's see if we can... 191 00:07:36,074 --> 00:07:37,844 - I call the side. - I'll get... 192 00:07:37,877 --> 00:07:40,046 - You got the end, huh? - Yeah. Picked the side here. 193 00:07:40,079 --> 00:07:43,149 - Why don't you hop in. - All right, I'll hop in. 194 00:07:43,182 --> 00:07:44,551 - Yeah. - All right. 195 00:07:44,584 --> 00:07:46,119 Well, ass to ass. 196 00:07:46,151 --> 00:07:47,853 - We're ass to ass. - Here we go. 197 00:07:47,887 --> 00:07:49,889 All right. 198 00:08:00,599 --> 00:08:01,601 Fuck this. 199 00:08:07,241 --> 00:08:09,909 Dennis. Come here. 200 00:08:10,845 --> 00:08:11,946 - What... What are you doing, man? - Shh! Shh. 201 00:08:11,979 --> 00:08:12,948 Wh-Why are you in their room? 202 00:08:12,981 --> 00:08:14,149 - Shh, shh, shh. - What? 203 00:08:14,181 --> 00:08:16,818 I just set up the perfect meet-cute for Dee. 204 00:08:16,852 --> 00:08:18,220 - Okay. - See, Greg's in the shower, 205 00:08:18,253 --> 00:08:19,721 so I snuck in there, I picked the lock, 206 00:08:19,754 --> 00:08:21,156 and I just made my way in. 207 00:08:21,188 --> 00:08:22,323 I checked him out for a quick second. 208 00:08:22,357 --> 00:08:23,759 He has a tiny penis, just for the record. 209 00:08:23,791 --> 00:08:25,126 - Ah. - Then, I open up the toilet. 210 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:27,462 I shit, like, my brains out into it, right? 211 00:08:27,496 --> 00:08:28,764 I came at this thing like an animal, man. 212 00:08:28,796 --> 00:08:30,331 And then I took a bunch of toilet paper. 213 00:08:30,365 --> 00:08:31,633 I-I jammed it in there 214 00:08:31,665 --> 00:08:33,401 so it won't flush; it won't flush. 215 00:08:34,234 --> 00:08:35,304 Why? 216 00:08:35,337 --> 00:08:36,472 Because when Greg gets out of the shower, 217 00:08:36,505 --> 00:08:38,740 he's gonna realize that this toilet is a mess. 218 00:08:38,773 --> 00:08:40,075 I mean, it is a splatter-fest. 219 00:08:40,107 --> 00:08:41,742 He's gonna look for a plunger. There is no plunger. 220 00:08:41,775 --> 00:08:43,811 I'm gonna send him down to the hardware store, 221 00:08:43,844 --> 00:08:45,313 where he's gonna run into Dee. 222 00:08:45,347 --> 00:08:47,316 Oh, my God! 223 00:08:47,348 --> 00:08:49,350 Greg, y... Are you okay in there? 224 00:08:49,384 --> 00:08:52,454 Um, no. I-I think there's a problem with the toilet. 225 00:08:52,486 --> 00:08:54,756 You may need to get a plunger. 226 00:08:54,789 --> 00:08:57,192 A plunger? Oh, man, we don't really even have a plunger 227 00:08:57,225 --> 00:08:58,660 here in the apartment, 228 00:08:58,693 --> 00:09:00,162 but we have a hardware store down the street. 229 00:09:00,194 --> 00:09:02,363 If you go down there and get it, I can get you back. 230 00:09:02,396 --> 00:09:04,131 Okay. Hey, when did this happen? 231 00:09:04,164 --> 00:09:05,833 Wh-What? 232 00:09:05,866 --> 00:09:08,871 The shit in the toilet. It's not mine. 233 00:09:08,904 --> 00:09:10,371 Oh, my God, when did that happen? 234 00:09:10,405 --> 00:09:12,111 - Just close the door. - That's what I'm asking you. 235 00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:15,376 - Okay, now the plan is in motion for you. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 236 00:09:15,410 --> 00:09:17,279 What do you mean the plan's in motion for me? 237 00:09:17,312 --> 00:09:18,480 I thought I was out. 238 00:09:18,512 --> 00:09:19,982 Remember when we were saying that 239 00:09:20,015 --> 00:09:22,384 the female romantic lead would never cheat? 240 00:09:22,416 --> 00:09:23,818 - Uh-huh. - Okay, well, I overheard Lisa 241 00:09:23,852 --> 00:09:26,221 saying to Greg that she misses Teddy. 242 00:09:26,254 --> 00:09:28,390 Huh? Why would she tell Greg 243 00:09:28,423 --> 00:09:30,025 that she misses the guy that she cheated with? 244 00:09:30,058 --> 00:09:33,361 Unless she didn't cheat on him with Teddy. 245 00:09:33,395 --> 00:09:34,862 Maybe Teddy was a platonic friend 246 00:09:34,895 --> 00:09:37,232 from high school that makes Greg jealous. 247 00:09:37,265 --> 00:09:38,567 Don't you know what this means? 248 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:41,537 Lisa is still our romantic lead, which means... 249 00:09:41,569 --> 00:09:43,838 - So I'm still your leading man. - Yeah. 250 00:09:48,606 --> 00:09:50,645 - This is crazy, Charlie. - Yeah, I know. 251 00:09:50,679 --> 00:09:53,048 I mean, Dennis is having meet cubes with hot chicks, 252 00:09:53,081 --> 00:09:54,650 - and we're stuck with these guys. - I know. 253 00:09:54,683 --> 00:09:56,217 I want to be having meet cubes, right? 254 00:09:56,251 --> 00:09:57,352 Me, too. Me, too. 255 00:09:58,252 --> 00:09:59,387 What the hell? What the hell is he doing? 256 00:09:59,420 --> 00:10:00,555 I don't know what he's doing. 257 00:10:00,588 --> 00:10:01,989 What are you... What are you doing there? 258 00:10:02,023 --> 00:10:04,059 What... What are you doing with the spoon? 259 00:10:04,092 --> 00:10:07,395 You can't get to the hard-to-reach places with that. 260 00:10:07,429 --> 00:10:09,731 You need a knife. You need an edge. 261 00:10:09,764 --> 00:10:11,233 - Here, take this. - What, uh... 262 00:10:11,265 --> 00:10:12,534 What are you working on over here, pal? 263 00:10:12,567 --> 00:10:14,369 Because, you know, Frank and I have 264 00:10:14,401 --> 00:10:17,371 a very specific diet; we like to eat pretty clean. 265 00:10:17,405 --> 00:10:19,374 And I don't want to... 266 00:10:19,406 --> 00:10:21,108 - That is, uh, sausage... - Yeah. 267 00:10:21,141 --> 00:10:25,380 - ... mit peanut butter und apricot jam sandwich. - Hmm. 268 00:10:25,413 --> 00:10:29,551 But the trick is to melt the cheese on the outside. 269 00:10:29,583 --> 00:10:31,218 Well, that's right, you put peanut butter on the inside, 270 00:10:31,251 --> 00:10:32,887 you put the cheese on the outside. 271 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:35,022 But you don't want to burn that cheese, right, so you... 272 00:10:35,055 --> 00:10:37,725 so you finish it on the radiator. 273 00:10:37,759 --> 00:10:40,562 I do that, too. I didn't think anyone did that, man! 274 00:10:40,594 --> 00:10:42,196 And that is the trick. That's how you do it. 275 00:10:42,230 --> 00:10:43,465 - That's exactly... Exactly. - Exactly. 276 00:10:43,497 --> 00:10:47,201 Hey, Charlie, this is pretty good. 277 00:10:47,235 --> 00:10:49,404 You can get in there behind the toe, 278 00:10:49,437 --> 00:10:51,974 and it's rounded, so you don't have a chance 279 00:10:52,006 --> 00:10:54,208 of filletin' yourself. 280 00:10:54,241 --> 00:10:55,276 Probably shouldn't share it, though, guys. 281 00:10:55,309 --> 00:10:56,712 It's not... That's not sanitary. 282 00:10:56,745 --> 00:10:58,746 I got a question. Tell me if it's asking too much, 283 00:10:58,780 --> 00:11:01,249 but I've always kind of seen myself as a yodeler. 284 00:11:01,281 --> 00:11:04,251 Would you be willing to show me how you do that? 285 00:11:04,285 --> 00:11:06,221 I would like that very much. 286 00:11:06,254 --> 00:11:08,323 For real? Okay, 'cause I feel like 287 00:11:08,356 --> 00:11:11,293 if I... if I learn how to yodel, I'm going places. 288 00:11:11,326 --> 00:11:13,061 You know what I mean? Because, like, no one... 289 00:11:13,093 --> 00:11:15,664 - no one's doing that these days. - Charlie. 290 00:11:15,697 --> 00:11:18,333 - Charlie, come here. - Uh, give me one second. 291 00:11:18,366 --> 00:11:19,434 Yo, what's up? 292 00:11:19,467 --> 00:11:21,436 We just got a hit on the apartment. 293 00:11:21,468 --> 00:11:23,137 Two European broads. 294 00:11:23,170 --> 00:11:24,605 Oh, I don't know, man, things are starting to really 295 00:11:24,639 --> 00:11:25,974 - turn a corner with these guys. - Yeah, I know. 296 00:11:26,006 --> 00:11:27,441 I mean, you know, I'm having fun. 297 00:11:27,475 --> 00:11:28,944 - I like the spoon. - And you got that. 298 00:11:28,977 --> 00:11:30,911 - I guess... Okay, but you know. - Yeah. Yeah, ooh... 299 00:11:30,944 --> 00:11:33,214 And... 300 00:11:39,621 --> 00:11:41,622 - Sorry, no. We double-booked. - Sorry, guys. Yeah, I'm so sorry. 301 00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:44,025 - We're gonna miss you. - You know, these things happen. 302 00:11:44,059 --> 00:11:46,794 - We-we just double-booked. - Thanks for the toe spoon. 303 00:11:46,828 --> 00:11:49,363 Yeah, thanks so much, guys. Good-bye. 304 00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:55,036 Oops. 305 00:11:55,069 --> 00:11:56,082 Sorry. 306 00:11:56,570 --> 00:11:58,673 That was pretty cute, wasn't it, how we... 307 00:11:58,707 --> 00:12:00,792 both reached for the plunger at the same time? 308 00:12:01,076 --> 00:12:02,457 Yeah, I guess. 309 00:12:02,711 --> 00:12:04,212 Also, looks like it's the only one. 310 00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:08,150 It's the last one, so, um... maybe we could share it. 311 00:12:09,007 --> 00:12:10,229 How would that work? 312 00:12:10,318 --> 00:12:13,821 Well, I guess, first you'd have to come back to my place. 313 00:12:13,855 --> 00:12:15,991 You know, I can always use a man 314 00:12:16,024 --> 00:12:18,994 to help me clean my pipes. 315 00:12:19,026 --> 00:12:23,732 Help flushing the shit you took that backed up your toilet? 316 00:12:23,765 --> 00:12:26,735 No. No, that's... No, that's... it wasn't shit. 317 00:12:26,767 --> 00:12:28,903 - That's not what I'm talking about. It wasn't shit. - What was it? 318 00:12:28,937 --> 00:12:30,005 - I don't care. - Okay, it doesn't matter. 319 00:12:30,038 --> 00:12:32,540 The point is that it's-it's charming and cute and fun 320 00:12:32,573 --> 00:12:34,543 how we, how we just sort of met like this over a plunger. 321 00:12:34,576 --> 00:12:35,744 Don't you think so? 322 00:12:35,776 --> 00:12:37,578 I'm just gonna go to another hardware store. 323 00:12:37,611 --> 00:12:39,481 Well, okay. Well, hold on a second. Wait, wait. 324 00:12:39,514 --> 00:12:41,015 Don't go. 325 00:12:42,217 --> 00:12:44,519 There we go. 326 00:12:44,552 --> 00:12:47,623 Pushing away his soul mate, right on structure. 327 00:12:48,923 --> 00:12:50,092 End act two. 328 00:12:54,932 --> 00:12:58,102 Hey! It's my roomie. What's going on? 329 00:12:58,135 --> 00:12:59,605 Hi. 330 00:12:59,638 --> 00:13:01,706 - I got you some wine. - Oh, no, thank you. 331 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:05,043 Well, it helps when you're sad. You seem sad. 332 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,412 But I-I get it. I-I understand. 333 00:13:07,446 --> 00:13:08,814 - You do? - Oh, yeah. 334 00:13:08,846 --> 00:13:10,114 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 335 00:13:10,148 --> 00:13:12,817 Yeah, you miss Teddy, and no one can replace him. 336 00:13:12,850 --> 00:13:14,653 I assume you overheard my husband and I. 337 00:13:14,686 --> 00:13:15,921 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 338 00:13:15,954 --> 00:13:18,489 But, look, maybe I can fill that void, you know, 339 00:13:18,523 --> 00:13:21,093 if only for a few hours of, uh, sexual bliss. 340 00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:23,828 Oh, no. What? 341 00:13:23,861 --> 00:13:25,897 Sex. 342 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,499 Bangin'. 343 00:13:27,532 --> 00:13:30,235 It's good to take the mind off things. You know? 344 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,237 But wait, l-let me, let me ease your mind about something. 345 00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:33,672 I'm not the jealous type, like your husband. 346 00:13:33,705 --> 00:13:36,075 You know, you want to spend time with Teddy also, uh, 347 00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:37,568 that's fine, you know. 348 00:13:37,603 --> 00:13:40,278 Dig that guy up, you know, see what he's been up to these days. 349 00:13:40,311 --> 00:13:41,598 I honestly don't give a shit. 350 00:13:44,148 --> 00:13:45,170 Yeah. 351 00:13:46,018 --> 00:13:47,319 You all right? 352 00:13:47,351 --> 00:13:49,954 - What? - Oh. 353 00:13:49,988 --> 00:13:51,190 What happened? 354 00:13:52,523 --> 00:13:54,693 This is so bad. 355 00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:58,129 Don't talk about him. 356 00:14:01,233 --> 00:14:02,935 - Okay, that went great. - Huh? 357 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,435 - Now, next steps... - Whoa. 358 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,171 How, in your mind, did that go great? 359 00:14:06,204 --> 00:14:07,373 - I thought the crying was hot. - I did, too. 360 00:14:07,406 --> 00:14:09,375 But it just, it seems like it's gonna be annoying. 361 00:14:09,408 --> 00:14:11,377 I find you annoying. This whole thing's annoying. 362 00:14:11,409 --> 00:14:13,879 - I'm gonna go back to my thing. - No, Dennis, this is working. 363 00:14:13,912 --> 00:14:15,714 You just have to trust the structure. 364 00:14:15,746 --> 00:14:18,116 - Uh, nah. - Just trust the structure. 365 00:14:21,919 --> 00:14:23,721 - Yeah... Come on in, come on in. - Well, yeah, come on in. 366 00:14:23,754 --> 00:14:25,390 Oh, this... this is the spot. 367 00:14:25,423 --> 00:14:26,858 - Sorry it's messy. - It's a little messy. 368 00:14:26,892 --> 00:14:28,360 We had a guest, and he trashed the joint. 369 00:14:28,393 --> 00:14:30,028 That's right, the-the guest trashed the place. 370 00:14:30,061 --> 00:14:31,964 No, it is perfect. 371 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,865 - Uh, so much space. - Mm-hmm. 372 00:14:33,898 --> 00:14:35,234 - Yeah. - Looks very bohemian. 373 00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:37,569 And I like that the bathroom down the hall is so close. 374 00:14:37,601 --> 00:14:39,237 - Yeah, it's right, it's right there. - It's not far, right? 375 00:14:39,270 --> 00:14:40,972 - I mean, there's no door on it. - Yeah. 376 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,574 But that's because the guy in 4B went berserk and ripped it off. 377 00:14:43,608 --> 00:14:44,877 - Oh. - Uh, yeah. 378 00:14:44,909 --> 00:14:46,511 And if you do have to use the bathroom, 379 00:14:46,544 --> 00:14:48,679 - what I can do is I can become the door for you. - Yeah. 380 00:14:48,712 --> 00:14:51,015 - I do that for Frank when he's taking a dump in there. - You stand in front of it. 381 00:14:51,048 --> 00:14:52,384 No, no, no, it is okay. 382 00:14:52,417 --> 00:14:54,887 We're very free with our bodies. 383 00:14:54,919 --> 00:14:56,154 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. - Oh, yeah? 384 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,057 - Mm-hmm. - Cool. Yeah, us, too. I mean... 385 00:14:58,090 --> 00:15:00,492 - I only see one bed. - Yeah. - Yeah, it's a one-bedder. 386 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,026 - Uh... - Oh. 387 00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:03,662 - We can sleep on the floor... - No, no, no, no, no. - No. 388 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:04,997 That's no fun. 389 00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:07,231 - We should all share. Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 390 00:15:07,264 --> 00:15:10,401 - Yeah, that's okay with me. Is that okay with you? - No fun to sleep... 391 00:15:10,435 --> 00:15:12,571 - Yeah, here on the bed. - Ah-ah-ah. 392 00:15:12,604 --> 00:15:14,739 That is not very free with your body. 393 00:15:14,773 --> 00:15:16,941 - Uh... what do you mean? - Wh-Wh-What? 394 00:15:16,975 --> 00:15:19,010 - We all sleep naked. It's more fun. - Mm-hmm. 395 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:20,704 Come, we don't bite. 396 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,939 Yeah, just take it off. Come. 397 00:15:23,281 --> 00:15:25,017 So you're telling me 398 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:26,952 that you got nowhere with Greg? 399 00:15:26,985 --> 00:15:28,619 That's not true. That's not true at all. 400 00:15:28,653 --> 00:15:30,589 Got him right where I want him. This is the part 401 00:15:30,621 --> 00:15:33,724 where I sit back and wait for him to come to his senses. 402 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:36,095 Th-That-That's not how it works. Goddamn it. 403 00:15:36,128 --> 00:15:37,763 This is the part where the trashy skank 404 00:15:37,796 --> 00:15:40,766 is-is supposed to lure the husband away. 405 00:15:40,798 --> 00:15:44,403 He bangs that nasty snatch, and then Lisa recognizes 406 00:15:44,436 --> 00:15:47,572 that he is a dullard and needs to drop him, 407 00:15:47,605 --> 00:15:50,576 so that Lisa, the true hero of the story, 408 00:15:50,609 --> 00:15:53,078 can figure out that she needs to be free and find love. 409 00:15:53,079 --> 00:15:54,079 I'm the true hero of the story. 410 00:15:54,109 --> 00:15:56,648 You are a diversionary plot twist at best. 411 00:15:57,169 --> 00:15:58,584 And you couldn't even do that right. 412 00:15:58,616 --> 00:16:00,151 Ooh, what a night! Wha...! 413 00:16:00,185 --> 00:16:02,154 - You can't believe what happened. - Whew! 414 00:16:02,186 --> 00:16:03,922 We got the backpackers we wanted, 415 00:16:03,955 --> 00:16:06,158 and they're as sexually free as we hoped. 416 00:16:06,191 --> 00:16:07,926 - Those girls are wild, man. - It was amazing. 417 00:16:07,959 --> 00:16:10,527 They wanted us to, like-like, touch each other and stuff. 418 00:16:10,562 --> 00:16:11,896 I'm like, "Dude, that's a hard no for me." 419 00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:13,110 No, it was a hard no for me, too. 420 00:16:13,145 --> 00:16:14,191 - Well, but... - I said no. 421 00:16:14,226 --> 00:16:15,467 - I said no. - You were thinking about it, though. 422 00:16:15,499 --> 00:16:17,469 - All of a sudden, like, Frank gives me one of those... - No, I wasn't thinking about it. 423 00:16:17,502 --> 00:16:19,671 - I'm like, "Are you kidding me?" I'm not gonna do that. - No, no, no, I wasn't... 424 00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:23,642 I can't even understand them half the time. 425 00:16:23,675 --> 00:16:25,577 - It's like the accents... - I don't know. They were crazy chicks. 426 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:26,778 Hey, hoping you're having fun with your 427 00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,747 "meat cube" romance party. That does sound fun. 428 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,615 I do want some of those meat cubes later. 429 00:16:30,648 --> 00:16:32,451 Dude, that girl with the, with the long fingernails... 430 00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:35,921 Jesus Christ. 431 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,656 Frank and Charlie are off having orgies, 432 00:16:37,688 --> 00:16:39,123 and I'm sitting here all alone. 433 00:16:39,157 --> 00:16:41,460 I mean, this is crazy. The whole world's upside down. 434 00:16:41,493 --> 00:16:44,463 - Up is down, black is white. - Straight is gay. 435 00:16:44,495 --> 00:16:45,663 That's it! 436 00:16:45,696 --> 00:16:48,267 - What? - Maybe Teddy cheated with Greg. 437 00:16:49,194 --> 00:16:52,504 Maybe this whole thing has just been one giant meet-cute 438 00:16:52,536 --> 00:16:54,639 for me and Greg. 439 00:16:54,673 --> 00:16:56,141 Hmm. 440 00:16:56,174 --> 00:16:59,511 You know, it won't play in Middle America, but screw it. 441 00:16:59,543 --> 00:17:01,612 We'll jam it down their throats till they enjoy it. 442 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:02,880 W-We'll force them to like it. 443 00:17:02,914 --> 00:17:04,616 - So you'll help me? - I will. 444 00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,284 - And I'll help you, too. - Get your hand off me. 445 00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:08,119 Yeah, get your hands off him. We don't need your help. 446 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,620 I think we're probably gonna end up cutting you 447 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:10,989 out of this almost entirely. 448 00:17:11,022 --> 00:17:13,792 - Uh, Mac, let's go find you some romance. - Yeah! 449 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:14,860 Shall we? 450 00:17:14,892 --> 00:17:16,527 You know... Okay, but just a heads-up: 451 00:17:16,561 --> 00:17:19,898 It's not gonna work, all right? Men are not in charge anymore. 452 00:17:19,930 --> 00:17:22,400 You know? Men-men don't get to just decide 453 00:17:22,434 --> 00:17:23,735 what women get to do... 454 00:17:27,104 --> 00:17:29,574 Hey, Frank. 455 00:17:29,608 --> 00:17:30,576 - Yeah? - Hey. 456 00:17:30,609 --> 00:17:32,077 Can I admit something to you? 457 00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:34,079 If you're gonna tell me that was your finger, Charlie, 458 00:17:34,111 --> 00:17:35,379 I'm gonna be pissed. 459 00:17:35,413 --> 00:17:37,182 No, that was, that was definitely Minka. 460 00:17:37,215 --> 00:17:39,083 - She's real aggressive with the fingers. - Oh, my... 461 00:17:39,117 --> 00:17:41,086 I don't get that move at all. 462 00:17:41,119 --> 00:17:44,055 But, dude, something, besides this violent Euro ass play, 463 00:17:44,089 --> 00:17:45,590 it just doesn't feel right, man. 464 00:17:45,623 --> 00:17:47,858 Plus, dude, these girls are drug addicts. 465 00:17:47,891 --> 00:17:50,394 I saw them using Alexi's toe spoon to cook heroin. 466 00:17:50,427 --> 00:17:52,563 - What? - I don't even think we need to whisper. Like... 467 00:17:52,597 --> 00:17:55,200 - Oh. - Yeah, they're passed out, man. 468 00:17:55,233 --> 00:17:56,400 Oh, dude. 469 00:17:56,434 --> 00:17:59,037 This isn't good. This isn't good. 470 00:18:02,474 --> 00:18:04,109 - Yeah. - Charlie. 471 00:18:04,141 --> 00:18:05,677 - Look, it's done for. - It's ruined. I know, yeah. 472 00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:07,446 - No, it's-it's ruined. - Oh. 473 00:18:07,478 --> 00:18:11,382 Hey, Frank, can I admit something else to you, man? 474 00:18:11,416 --> 00:18:13,784 I-I can't stop thinking about Alexi and Nikki. 475 00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:14,886 Me, too. 476 00:18:14,918 --> 00:18:17,022 Like, maybe we made a huge mistake, man. 477 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,856 - We might've. - And I know it's... 478 00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:21,126 - that it's two hot girls. - Hot chicks. 479 00:18:21,158 --> 00:18:23,428 A-And you should make the most of that, right? But... 480 00:18:24,462 --> 00:18:26,131 Because it's good, you know? 481 00:18:26,164 --> 00:18:28,100 - But some-something just doesn't feel right, man. - Yeah. 482 00:18:28,132 --> 00:18:29,634 Something doesn't feel right. 483 00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:31,136 - No, it doesn't feel right. - Something's off. 484 00:18:31,168 --> 00:18:32,737 I miss those guys. I miss them. I... 485 00:18:32,771 --> 00:18:34,639 - What's that? What's that? - Oh, that thing? 486 00:18:34,673 --> 00:18:36,608 Oh, yeah. Uh... 487 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,576 Uh, there was a package outside the door 488 00:18:38,610 --> 00:18:40,244 when we came back the-the other night, and... 489 00:18:40,277 --> 00:18:41,812 - What's it, a gift? - Yeah, I don't know. 490 00:18:41,846 --> 00:18:43,215 It... I can't read it 491 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,549 'cause it's, like, in Austrian or something. Uh... 492 00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:47,285 - No, it's in English. - Yeah. I-Is it English? 493 00:18:47,319 --> 00:18:49,288 "Thanks for everything. 494 00:18:49,321 --> 00:18:51,590 Love, Alexi and Nikki." 495 00:18:51,622 --> 00:18:53,158 - Oh, no shit? - They gave us a present. 496 00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:54,625 They left a gift for us? 497 00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:00,932 Meat cube. 498 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:03,034 Bus station. 499 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:09,807 Pretty Woman. 500 00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:11,776 Yeah! 501 00:19:13,844 --> 00:19:15,246 I'm just gonna go out to the car. 502 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,782 Yeah, okay. 503 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,185 Nice to meet you. Bye. 504 00:19:20,217 --> 00:19:21,352 Okay, great. Okay, all right. 505 00:19:21,386 --> 00:19:23,021 This is your moment, Mac. Now remember, 506 00:19:23,053 --> 00:19:24,255 just speak from the heart, all right? 507 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:25,657 Sweep him off his feet. Go to him. 508 00:19:25,689 --> 00:19:26,824 - Go to him. Yes. - No, no. 509 00:19:26,858 --> 00:19:28,760 Hey, uh, uh, Greg? 510 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,829 - Yes. - Uh, was wondering if we could have a quick chat. 511 00:19:32,696 --> 00:19:35,033 Oh. Sorry about that, guys. Wrong-wrong track. 512 00:19:35,065 --> 00:19:36,701 - Yeah. That was the wrong song. - Here we go. 513 00:19:36,735 --> 00:19:38,536 Oh, here we go. 514 00:19:38,570 --> 00:19:39,705 That's the one. 515 00:19:39,737 --> 00:19:40,830 Um... 516 00:19:41,339 --> 00:19:44,309 I know that what you had with Teddy was special, 517 00:19:44,341 --> 00:19:46,210 and I know that I could never replace him. 518 00:19:46,244 --> 00:19:48,379 But that's dead and buried now, man, and you got to move on. 519 00:19:48,413 --> 00:19:50,215 I-I... And I know that it's crazy. 520 00:19:50,247 --> 00:19:52,149 I know that it's crazy 'cause we just met, but I feel like 521 00:19:52,183 --> 00:19:54,453 if-if you just give us a chance, 522 00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:57,616 we could tell a love story for the ages. 523 00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:02,494 A gay... gay-ass love story. 524 00:20:02,526 --> 00:20:05,162 A-And, yeah, maybe it won't play in Middle America, 525 00:20:05,196 --> 00:20:07,733 and-and maybe it's not even ready for the mainstream, 526 00:20:07,765 --> 00:20:09,735 but it'll win a ton of awards, and it'll get 527 00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:11,669 a shit ton of attention for the liberal press. 528 00:20:11,703 --> 00:20:13,740 I don't, I don't know what you're talking about. 529 00:20:14,104 --> 00:20:17,508 I... dumped up your toilet, Greg. 530 00:20:17,542 --> 00:20:19,878 It was me. It was always me. 531 00:20:19,910 --> 00:20:23,148 But I did it for us, to draw us closer together. 532 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,515 - Now, I just think if we can... - What? 533 00:20:24,549 --> 00:20:25,517 Lisa's here. 534 00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:26,985 - What's going on? - Lisa, 535 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,552 I'm glad you're here. Thank you. Please come in. 536 00:20:28,586 --> 00:20:30,555 We have something to tell you. 537 00:20:30,588 --> 00:20:32,891 - No. - It's time you heard the truth. 538 00:20:32,924 --> 00:20:34,426 Greg and I are going to be together. 539 00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:35,726 But know this. 540 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,729 There was nothing that-that you could've ever done, 541 00:20:37,762 --> 00:20:40,732 because what Greg needed was Teddy. 542 00:20:40,764 --> 00:20:43,608 And what he needs now is me. 543 00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,569 So, Greg, let me be your everything, 544 00:20:45,602 --> 00:20:48,907 just like your old lover Teddy. 545 00:20:48,939 --> 00:20:51,676 Teddy was our son. 546 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,914 He died of leukemia. 547 00:20:55,946 --> 00:20:58,716 - What? - Oh, you know what? I think... Let me, uh... 548 00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:01,520 No, you got to, you got to... 549 00:21:01,976 --> 00:21:03,621 Just turn it off. Just off. 550 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,757 Just-just turn it off. 551 00:21:05,790 --> 00:21:06,758 Sorry. 552 00:21:06,791 --> 00:21:08,560 Yeah. I don't have a dead kid's... 553 00:21:08,592 --> 00:21:10,962 uh, approp-appropriate... 554 00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:17,436 Um... I guess 555 00:21:17,468 --> 00:21:19,236 we'll let you get back to the healing. 556 00:21:19,270 --> 00:21:20,606 Yeah, you guys do your thing. 557 00:21:21,673 --> 00:21:23,175 Yeah. 558 00:21:27,811 --> 00:21:30,314 That's not romantic. Or comedic. 559 00:21:30,348 --> 00:21:32,783 - You think they're gonna give us a bad review? - Yeah. 560 00:21:32,817 --> 00:21:34,586 I guess we're not gonna get that... 561 00:21:34,619 --> 00:21:37,422 romantic comedy ending after all. 562 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:42,793 - This way, Frank. - Wait. Oh, yeah. 563 00:21:42,827 --> 00:21:43,962 - Nikki? - Alexi? 564 00:21:43,994 --> 00:21:45,897 - Alexi? - Where are they? 565 00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:48,600 - Nikki? - Yeah. Nikki? Alexi? 566 00:21:48,632 --> 00:21:50,235 No, Nikki, Alexi! 567 00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,936 - Nikki, wait, wait, wait! Wait! - Alexi! 568 00:21:51,969 --> 00:21:53,437 - Wait, wait, wait. Listen. - Hey! 569 00:21:53,471 --> 00:21:55,307 - Listen, please-please, please don't go. - Hey. 570 00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:56,408 We're the perfect match. 571 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,409 We-we didn't say it before, 572 00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:00,145 - but w-we understand now. - Yeah. 573 00:22:00,177 --> 00:22:01,446 We feel the same way, 574 00:22:01,478 --> 00:22:04,081 but we must return to our country. 575 00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:08,820 But we will return here exactly one year from today. 576 00:22:08,852 --> 00:22:11,590 If you feel the same, be here at sunset, 577 00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:13,591 and we will spend our days together, 578 00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:16,361 knee-deep in American gash. 579 00:22:16,394 --> 00:22:19,197 - Wait one year? One year. - Okay. We'll be here. 580 00:22:19,229 --> 00:22:21,098 - We'll be right here. - We'll be here. We'll be here. 581 00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:22,466 - Alexi. - Have a good trip. 582 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:23,702 - Thank you for everything. - Thank you. 583 00:22:23,735 --> 00:22:25,169 - Bye-bye. Bye. - Thank you. I... 584 00:22:25,203 --> 00:22:26,472 I love you! 585 00:22:27,539 --> 00:22:28,940 Oh, man. 586 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,943 What do you think, buddy? 587 00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:34,446 He had me at "gash," Charlie. 588 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:36,447 He had me at "gash." 589 00:22:39,516 --> 00:22:42,152 - Bye! Bye! Bye! - Bye. 590 00:22:42,186 --> 00:22:44,388 - Bye. - Bye! 591 00:22:46,056 --> 00:22:48,325 Oh, man. 592 00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:49,927 I'm gonna miss 'em. 593 00:22:59,270 --> 00:23:02,206 - Go home? - Yeah. 594 00:23:06,578 --> 00:23:08,547 Hell of a guys, you know what I'm saying? 595 00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:10,715 They were, they were great. They were great guys. 596 00:23:10,747 --> 00:23:13,552 Yeah. I mean, a little weird, you know? 597 00:23:18,591 --> 00:23:20,491 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com