1 00:00:01,319 --> 00:00:03,957 101.3 WNFY weather report. 2 00:00:04,001 --> 00:00:06,655 It's a scorcher out there, already 102 degrees. 3 00:00:06,699 --> 00:00:09,093 Residents are being asked to keep their thermostats 4 00:00:09,136 --> 00:00:11,788 at 76 degrees to conserve energy. 5 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:14,772 Ah, man, global warming. It's out of control. 6 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:15,990 Yeah. It's hot, baby. 7 00:00:16,034 --> 00:00:18,645 Guys, we don't really have to worry about global warming, 8 00:00:18,689 --> 00:00:21,256 because... yes, is the Earth getting unbearably hot? 9 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:23,607 Of course it is. But it's all a part of God's plan. 10 00:00:23,650 --> 00:00:25,347 Look, if God wants to roast us like turkeys, 11 00:00:25,391 --> 00:00:26,740 there's got to be a good reason for it. 12 00:00:26,784 --> 00:00:29,134 That's easy for you to say; you're young. 13 00:00:29,177 --> 00:00:31,353 You know who's gonna get hurt the worst? 14 00:00:31,397 --> 00:00:33,355 - Old people. - Old people? 15 00:00:33,399 --> 00:00:34,792 - Yeah. - No, it's the younger generation that's gonna suffer 16 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:36,402 - from global warming the most. - Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey. 17 00:00:36,445 --> 00:00:37,969 Listen, there's no reason to fight, okay? 18 00:00:38,012 --> 00:00:40,406 We're actually living at a very exciting time right now. 19 00:00:40,449 --> 00:00:41,842 I mean, we're all finally in agreement 20 00:00:41,886 --> 00:00:43,801 that climate change is real. 21 00:00:43,844 --> 00:00:45,846 Well, yes, the 25 years of climate science 22 00:00:45,890 --> 00:00:47,761 finally caught up with my opinions, and, Dennis, 23 00:00:47,805 --> 00:00:50,808 when opinions meet facts, that's when you get truth. 24 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:52,026 - Oh, God. - Wow. 25 00:00:52,070 --> 00:00:53,854 Yeah, yeah. But the good news is, hey, 26 00:00:53,898 --> 00:00:55,203 for the first time I can remember, 27 00:00:55,247 --> 00:00:57,205 we all have the same truth. 28 00:00:57,249 --> 00:00:59,077 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 29 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:00,861 - That's nice, right? Yeah. - How 'bout that? 30 00:01:00,905 --> 00:01:01,949 And, look, while some people are saying, 31 00:01:01,993 --> 00:01:03,516 "Look, we're staring down the barrel 32 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,953 of a global catastrophe here," that is true, but I think 33 00:01:05,997 --> 00:01:08,477 if we all work together, we can solve this problem. 34 00:01:08,521 --> 00:01:10,671 Guys, we can beat the heat. 35 00:01:11,916 --> 00:01:13,526 Oh! Hey! 36 00:01:46,864 --> 00:01:47,865 Guys? 37 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:49,823 Feeling that? Nice and cool, huh? 38 00:01:49,867 --> 00:01:51,695 Turned the AC way down. 39 00:01:51,738 --> 00:01:55,263 Yeah, I don't know why we're wasting our AC on strangers. 40 00:01:55,307 --> 00:01:56,874 No, Frank, we're not wasting it. 41 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:58,876 No-no-no-no. We're adapting to climate change. 42 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:00,747 People are animals. 43 00:02:00,791 --> 00:02:02,531 When push comes to shove, 44 00:02:02,575 --> 00:02:04,795 - there's no "together." - No-no-no, see, listen. 45 00:02:04,838 --> 00:02:07,493 By-by-by cranking the AC down below the recommended, 46 00:02:07,536 --> 00:02:09,364 uh, settings, and getting the word out 47 00:02:09,408 --> 00:02:11,105 that Paddy's has the best AC in town, 48 00:02:11,149 --> 00:02:12,890 we're actually helping our business 49 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:14,718 and helping the environment. 50 00:02:14,761 --> 00:02:15,936 No, that doesn't work. Shame's better. 51 00:02:15,980 --> 00:02:17,808 Like I do with my shoes, you know what I mean? 52 00:02:17,851 --> 00:02:19,940 How would I know what you mean? 53 00:02:19,984 --> 00:02:22,116 My shoes that are made out of recyclable materials. 54 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:23,727 I did a whole Instagram Story about it. 55 00:02:23,770 --> 00:02:25,337 Talking about how great the shoes are, 56 00:02:25,380 --> 00:02:26,860 making people feel stupid for not having them. 57 00:02:26,904 --> 00:02:28,296 You know, you remember. 58 00:02:28,340 --> 00:02:31,735 Who the fuck do you think is watching your... What? 59 00:02:31,778 --> 00:02:33,780 - Not-not one person on Earth is... - Get out of here. 60 00:02:33,824 --> 00:02:35,913 What are you talking about? Plus, how is there any plastic 61 00:02:35,956 --> 00:02:37,305 left in the ocean after they used it 62 00:02:37,349 --> 00:02:39,307 to cover your gargantuan feet? 63 00:02:39,724 --> 00:02:41,353 Yeah, big feet. Hey, guys, though, 64 00:02:41,396 --> 00:02:42,789 we got a little bit of a problem. 65 00:02:42,833 --> 00:02:45,270 Uh, there's, like, a, I don't know, like, a backup 66 00:02:45,313 --> 00:02:46,924 of the water lines or something. The ice machine's broken. 67 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:48,142 We don't have any ice. 68 00:02:48,186 --> 00:02:49,970 Oh, shit. Okay, well, just, uh, call the store 69 00:02:50,014 --> 00:02:51,537 and have them deliver some ice. 70 00:02:51,580 --> 00:02:54,975 And make more waste by having a big smoke-spewing truck 71 00:02:55,019 --> 00:02:57,412 deliver ice to us when we could just simply get off our asses 72 00:02:57,456 --> 00:02:59,850 and go get it ourselves? Hey, guys, 73 00:02:59,893 --> 00:03:02,330 listen, I just wanted to talk about the importance 74 00:03:02,374 --> 00:03:06,334 of not only talking the talk, but also walking the walk. 75 00:03:06,378 --> 00:03:08,946 Oh. As I'm saying that, it's reminding me 76 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:11,992 I'm loving my new eco-friendly shoes. 77 00:03:12,036 --> 00:03:15,105 See there? Not only am I helping the environment, 78 00:03:15,140 --> 00:03:16,149 I could also get some free swag 79 00:03:16,153 --> 00:03:18,085 - if I keep it up, play my cards right. - That's awesome. 80 00:03:18,129 --> 00:03:19,434 You're such an awesome eco-warrior. 81 00:03:19,478 --> 00:03:20,740 And since you want to walk the walk, 82 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:23,525 why don't you walk to the store and pick us up some ice? 83 00:03:23,569 --> 00:03:25,789 - I just might. - Okay, then do it. 84 00:03:26,659 --> 00:03:29,314 - Maybe I will. - Get out and go! 85 00:03:29,357 --> 00:03:32,447 Could even do an Instagram Story about it on my way there. 86 00:03:32,491 --> 00:03:33,971 Oh, super cool! 87 00:03:35,407 --> 00:03:36,800 - Go! - Fine. - Go, go and go 88 00:03:36,843 --> 00:03:38,976 - and go and go and go and go and go, go, go and go. - Fine! 89 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:41,195 Charlie, come with me; I need someone to video me 90 00:03:41,239 --> 00:03:42,631 so I look more professional. 91 00:03:42,675 --> 00:03:43,981 I don't want to do that. 92 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:45,678 We'll do a Story about Purina, 93 00:03:45,722 --> 00:03:47,811 tag them, and get you a free case of cat food. 94 00:03:47,854 --> 00:03:49,769 - Done. - Hmm. 95 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:52,032 Did you see that, Frank? 96 00:03:52,076 --> 00:03:54,034 If you incentivize somebody to make the right decision, 97 00:03:54,078 --> 00:03:56,036 you can get them to do whatever you need them to do. 98 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,169 All right, what about me? Where's my incentive? 99 00:03:58,212 --> 00:04:00,911 Well, uh, how about we lower that AC even more 100 00:04:00,954 --> 00:04:02,782 and see if that helps you? 101 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:05,045 How would that help me? 102 00:04:05,089 --> 00:04:08,048 Frank, what's the temperature at which a certain body part's 103 00:04:08,092 --> 00:04:11,443 small, smooth muscle cells contract, thereby decreasing 104 00:04:11,486 --> 00:04:14,838 the surface area of the skin, causing that certain body part 105 00:04:14,881 --> 00:04:18,058 to protrude in an unusual fashion? 106 00:04:18,102 --> 00:04:20,060 65.7 degrees Fahrenheit. 107 00:04:20,104 --> 00:04:22,802 - Make it so. - I'll do it. 108 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:24,804 What are you guys talking about? 109 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:27,285 Nipples, Mac. Uh, nipples. 110 00:04:27,328 --> 00:04:29,417 Hi. 111 00:04:30,984 --> 00:04:33,813 Son of a bitch charged me $40 for a bag of ice, Charlie. 112 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:35,651 They... he's taking advantage of this heat wave, 113 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:37,408 - jacking up the prices. - Yeah, he's smart. 114 00:04:37,504 --> 00:04:38,551 So what's going on with the feet? 115 00:04:38,552 --> 00:04:39,573 - I see you limping here. - Ah! 116 00:04:39,576 --> 00:04:41,168 Yeah, you know what? These shoes, they are, 117 00:04:41,212 --> 00:04:42,430 they're the worst. 118 00:04:42,474 --> 00:04:43,910 Well, my feet are all blistered and swollen. 119 00:04:43,954 --> 00:04:47,218 - Yeah? - But they're so cute and totally on-brand. 120 00:04:47,261 --> 00:04:49,002 - Uh-huh. - What are you doing? Don't do the Story now. 121 00:04:49,046 --> 00:04:50,308 Well, you told me to shoot candid moments 122 00:04:50,351 --> 00:04:52,310 - that seemed honest. - I said staged moments 123 00:04:52,353 --> 00:04:54,529 that looked candid and seemed honest. 124 00:04:54,573 --> 00:04:56,880 All right, well, can we just walk back to the bar? Let's go. 125 00:04:56,923 --> 00:04:59,056 I-I don't know. I honestly don't think I can walk back. 126 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,318 My feet are killing me. 127 00:05:00,361 --> 00:05:02,015 Let's take the bus, then. 128 00:05:02,059 --> 00:05:04,278 Do you have any idea how much pollution a bus causes? 129 00:05:04,322 --> 00:05:06,019 I don't know. Uh, three? 130 00:05:07,586 --> 00:05:08,848 Three? 131 00:05:09,924 --> 00:05:12,896 - Three what? - Pollutions? 132 00:05:12,939 --> 00:05:14,462 - All right, we're not... - I-I'm not a scient... 133 00:05:14,506 --> 00:05:15,616 - I'm not a scientist. - We're not... You're not a scientist. 134 00:05:15,660 --> 00:05:17,401 I get it. We're not taking the bus, though, 135 00:05:17,444 --> 00:05:19,620 because buses are wasteful and more importantly disgusting. 136 00:05:19,664 --> 00:05:21,753 You're just all crammed on there with a bunch of mongrels 137 00:05:21,796 --> 00:05:23,972 breathing directly into your mouth. There's no room. No. 138 00:05:24,350 --> 00:05:25,409 Plus it's the future, Charlie. 139 00:05:25,452 --> 00:05:28,305 - We can just take a rideshare. - Rideshare? Why... What? 140 00:05:28,340 --> 00:05:30,370 Yeah. It's when a bunch of people get the app, 141 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:32,764 and then y'all take the same vehicle to different places. 142 00:05:32,807 --> 00:05:34,809 Same vehicle, diff... so, like a bus. 143 00:05:34,853 --> 00:05:37,072 Fine, but it's not a bus, it's a car. 144 00:05:37,116 --> 00:05:39,814 - So less room. - Okay. Uh-huh. 145 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:41,425 'Cause if we just take the bus... 146 00:05:41,468 --> 00:05:43,252 - We're not taking a bus, Charlie! - Okay. 147 00:05:43,296 --> 00:05:45,429 - Taking the rideshare. Come on. - All right. Well... 148 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:57,441 What the hell is this? Hey, Frank, Frank, Frank. 149 00:05:57,484 --> 00:05:58,733 - Hold on. What's-what's going on, man? - What? 150 00:05:58,777 --> 00:05:59,868 I thought you turned the AC up? 151 00:05:59,869 --> 00:06:00,869 - It's getting hot as hell. - I did. I did, 152 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:02,184 but there's too many people here. 153 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:03,969 I can't offset the body heat. 154 00:06:04,012 --> 00:06:06,450 - Hey, we got a problem. - Yeah, I... yeah, I saw that. 155 00:06:06,493 --> 00:06:08,495 What's with all the water, man? What's going on here? 156 00:06:08,539 --> 00:06:10,410 Oh, that is probably from 157 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:12,064 the ice machine breaking down. 158 00:06:12,107 --> 00:06:14,283 The water got backed up and maybe diverted over here. 159 00:06:14,327 --> 00:06:15,589 But that's not what I'm talking about. 160 00:06:15,633 --> 00:06:17,591 - What? - Look. 161 00:06:18,514 --> 00:06:20,402 The fish factory guys heard about the AC. 162 00:06:20,437 --> 00:06:21,441 Now they're hanging out. 163 00:06:21,465 --> 00:06:23,989 - Nobody wants to go near them. - Yeah, well, they're covered in fish parts. 164 00:06:24,032 --> 00:06:25,845 They probably smell like shit. Go kick them out, Mac. 165 00:06:25,865 --> 00:06:27,688 Uh, well, they go to my church. 166 00:06:27,732 --> 00:06:30,778 And if I kick them out, then they'll tattle on me to God. 167 00:06:30,822 --> 00:06:33,999 - Are you kidding me? - No. 168 00:06:34,377 --> 00:06:35,766 You know, Dennis, 169 00:06:35,801 --> 00:06:37,524 I'm not very incentivized here. 170 00:06:37,568 --> 00:06:39,570 These are not the nips I wanted. 171 00:06:39,613 --> 00:06:41,485 Whoa, Frank. Come on, man. 172 00:06:41,528 --> 00:06:43,604 Now is not the time for your racism. This affects us all. 173 00:06:43,648 --> 00:06:44,718 We're all in this together. 174 00:06:44,762 --> 00:06:47,491 Talking about the nipples. I don't see any. 175 00:06:47,534 --> 00:06:48,927 - Oh. Right, right. Sorry. Your, um... - Not... people. 176 00:06:48,970 --> 00:06:50,581 Yeah, no, your track record in that department 177 00:06:50,624 --> 00:06:52,234 is, uh, it's not great. 178 00:06:52,278 --> 00:06:54,062 Yeah, it's just that his misogyny is stronger 179 00:06:54,106 --> 00:06:55,673 - than his racism. - In this case. 180 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:57,718 - In this case. - All right, well, sorry for, uh, sorry 181 00:06:57,762 --> 00:06:59,720 for jumping on you like that. Um, we can figure this out. 182 00:06:59,764 --> 00:07:02,549 - Of course. God will provide. - Well, we will provide. 183 00:07:02,593 --> 00:07:04,682 I'm looking for answers right now. We will provide. 184 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:07,063 - I got an answer. God created us. - Okay. 185 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:09,687 All right, you know what? Look, um, I have an idea. 186 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,471 We'll adapt. 187 00:07:15,606 --> 00:07:19,087 Hey, guys. Hey, why create an even bigger carbon footprint 188 00:07:19,131 --> 00:07:21,742 by taking stinky buses all over town when you can just hop 189 00:07:21,786 --> 00:07:24,745 in a, in a, in a rideshare, in an electric vehicle? 190 00:07:24,789 --> 00:07:26,648 I'm loving this ride, y'all. 191 00:07:26,683 --> 00:07:28,314 And cut. 192 00:07:28,357 --> 00:07:29,837 Stop saying "and cut," Charlie. Just take your finger 193 00:07:29,881 --> 00:07:31,622 off the button. You don't have to say that. 194 00:07:31,665 --> 00:07:33,493 Christ. Might as well be in a bus. 195 00:07:33,537 --> 00:07:34,973 I am eating this guy's breath. 196 00:07:35,016 --> 00:07:36,583 - Yeah. - I mean, just straight up eating it. 197 00:07:36,627 --> 00:07:38,411 - It's super hot in here, too. - It's so hot. 198 00:07:38,455 --> 00:07:40,761 - I'm boiling. - Guy? Can you turn the AC up, please? 199 00:07:40,805 --> 00:07:43,111 - We're dying back here. - Uh, sorry, electric car. 200 00:07:43,155 --> 00:07:44,896 AC kills the battery. 201 00:07:44,939 --> 00:07:46,767 Okay, then just turn it on for a minute 202 00:07:46,811 --> 00:07:48,334 and then turn it right back off. 203 00:07:48,377 --> 00:07:49,727 Want me to open a window? 204 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:52,425 No. No, I actually don't want hot air from the outside 205 00:07:52,469 --> 00:07:54,514 blowing all over the place, but thank you. 206 00:07:54,558 --> 00:07:56,734 You want a breath mint or some gum? 207 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:58,083 I want some goddamn air conditioning. 208 00:07:58,126 --> 00:07:59,606 What's some gum gonna do? 209 00:07:59,650 --> 00:08:02,957 Well, when someone offers you gum, it's usually a hint. 210 00:08:03,001 --> 00:08:04,742 - That's him! That's not me. - Uh, well, 211 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:07,179 - it's both of you. It's both of you. - Uh... 212 00:08:09,398 --> 00:08:10,791 I'm gonna give you one star, jerk! 213 00:08:10,835 --> 00:08:13,664 Maybe consider getting some gum for those pits! 214 00:08:13,707 --> 00:08:15,317 What an ass... Hey, everybody. 215 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:17,798 Just coming back from a real quick trip. 216 00:08:17,842 --> 00:08:18,973 We walked to the store 217 00:08:19,017 --> 00:08:21,193 and then we took a fantastic rideshare home. 218 00:08:21,236 --> 00:08:23,371 And we got a really awesome bag of ice to show for it. 219 00:08:23,417 --> 00:08:25,177 - And stop! - What? What are you doing? 220 00:08:25,212 --> 00:08:26,241 Well, you don't want me to say "cut," 221 00:08:26,285 --> 00:08:27,591 - so I'll say "stop." It's better. - Well, I wanted 222 00:08:27,634 --> 00:08:29,157 to bring the ice up into the frame so I could show them... 223 00:08:29,201 --> 00:08:31,725 - and don't say, don't say "cut" or "stop," just stop. - Oh, okay. 224 00:08:31,769 --> 00:08:33,597 All right? Let's do it again. Where is the ice? 225 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:35,599 - Uh, the ice is melted. Yeah, not much left. - Uh... 226 00:08:35,642 --> 00:08:38,253 - What? - It was super hot in that car, Dee. 227 00:08:38,297 --> 00:08:39,472 Oh, Christ! 228 00:08:39,516 --> 00:08:41,039 - Cat food, please? - Not... 229 00:08:41,082 --> 00:08:42,261 We're not gonna get the cat food 'cause we... 230 00:08:42,997 --> 00:08:45,434 - I can't go back in there without d... Hey! - And go! 231 00:08:45,478 --> 00:08:46,784 We're just getting ice out here. 232 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:47,897 - And stop. - Beating the heat. 233 00:08:48,525 --> 00:08:50,135 Hey... 234 00:08:50,178 --> 00:08:51,702 - fans. - And stop! 235 00:08:51,745 --> 00:08:54,182 I'm going to murder you. 236 00:08:54,226 --> 00:08:55,619 - Whoa, you're freaking out. - Yes. 237 00:08:55,662 --> 00:08:58,360 I am freaking out. Film when I say "film." 238 00:08:58,404 --> 00:08:59,523 Hey, everybody. 239 00:08:59,566 --> 00:09:00,580 - You said "film." - All good. It's just hot. 240 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:03,148 It's just so hot. And cut. 241 00:09:03,191 --> 00:09:05,629 - You saying "cut" now? - I say "cut," not you! 242 00:09:05,672 --> 00:09:08,283 - All right, I got a plan. - It's hard to follow all your rules, Dee. 243 00:09:08,327 --> 00:09:10,721 - Just shut up! We're gonna call a car. - Uh-huh. 244 00:09:10,764 --> 00:09:12,679 We're gonna get in the car. We're gonna go get ice. 245 00:09:12,723 --> 00:09:14,202 We're gonna come back with a bag of ice, 246 00:09:14,246 --> 00:09:15,639 and we're gonna shove it in their face... 247 00:09:15,682 --> 00:09:17,249 So we're taking two cars when we could've taken one car 248 00:09:17,292 --> 00:09:18,511 or called the truck and this whole thing 249 00:09:18,555 --> 00:09:19,947 could've been done, like, hours ago. 250 00:09:19,991 --> 00:09:22,646 - Okay. We'll walk. But stop talking to me! - Okay, we'll walk. 251 00:09:22,689 --> 00:09:25,740 - And I'm rolling. - Hi. We're just gonna walk to get some more ice. 252 00:09:44,711 --> 00:09:45,973 Hey, Frank. 253 00:09:46,017 --> 00:09:48,802 Global warming is the fucking best. 254 00:09:48,846 --> 00:09:50,761 Hey, can I talk to you for a second? 255 00:09:50,804 --> 00:09:52,458 - Yeah. - Yeah. Over here. 256 00:09:52,501 --> 00:09:53,677 Ah. 257 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,200 - Yeah. - All right, guys. 258 00:09:55,243 --> 00:09:56,854 Listen, we got another problem, all right? 259 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:58,769 We're running out of glasses and I can't run the dishwasher 260 00:09:58,812 --> 00:10:00,248 'cause it's too big of a power suck. 261 00:10:00,292 --> 00:10:01,510 It's gonna kill the AC. 262 00:10:01,554 --> 00:10:03,077 I got a fix. We got this stuff 263 00:10:03,121 --> 00:10:05,645 back when we were gonna have the Memorial Day party, 264 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:08,474 but then we had to cancel it because of the blizzard. 265 00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:10,476 - Oh! You bought the... yeah! - Yeah! 266 00:10:10,519 --> 00:10:12,304 - That's working together, baby. - It's plastic. 267 00:10:12,347 --> 00:10:14,698 - Nice work. - The Lord provideth again! 268 00:10:14,741 --> 00:10:16,787 No, Mac! No. The Lord not provideth. 269 00:10:16,830 --> 00:10:18,789 Frank provideth. He's the one who bought the cups. 270 00:10:18,832 --> 00:10:19,833 Frank provideth. 271 00:10:19,877 --> 00:10:22,662 That... well, the Lord provideth the snowstorm in May 272 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:24,533 that allowed us to get the cups now. 273 00:10:24,577 --> 00:10:27,667 - Uh-huh. - See? It's all a part of his divine plan, Dennis. 274 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,713 And that's locked in, so we're good. 275 00:10:29,756 --> 00:10:31,089 Okay, so all we have to do is nothing? 276 00:10:31,140 --> 00:10:33,499 No. No, because, uh, we have free will, Dennis, 277 00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:36,110 which means that, um, we have to take the necessary steps 278 00:10:36,154 --> 00:10:38,765 to make sure that that plan comes to fruition. 279 00:10:38,809 --> 00:10:40,027 - Which is predetermined. - Yes. 280 00:10:40,071 --> 00:10:41,855 But it doesn't matter what we do if it's all predetermined. 281 00:10:41,899 --> 00:10:44,249 You see how your argument doesn't make any sense? 282 00:10:44,292 --> 00:10:46,686 Uh, that's correct. But it doesn't have to make sense, 283 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,906 because that's where the faith comes in. 284 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:52,039 Right? I have faith that what I'm saying makes sense. 285 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:53,911 Okay, so even if it doesn't make sense, 286 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:55,260 your faith makes it make sense. 287 00:10:55,303 --> 00:10:57,088 - Correct. - Got it. Okay, so there's no way 288 00:10:57,131 --> 00:10:58,829 to have a rational conversation with you. 289 00:10:58,872 --> 00:11:00,831 - No. - Climate change affects us all. 290 00:11:00,874 --> 00:11:02,354 Okay? We're all in this together. All right? 291 00:11:02,397 --> 00:11:04,573 We need to work together, and we can still make a profit, okay? 292 00:11:04,617 --> 00:11:06,967 Don't worry. Just let me think about how to make this work. 293 00:11:07,011 --> 00:11:09,143 Well, think fast, because it's getting hotter in here 294 00:11:09,187 --> 00:11:10,754 and people are gonna start dying. 295 00:11:10,797 --> 00:11:12,190 I got an idea. I got an idea. 296 00:11:12,233 --> 00:11:13,974 Look, the-the music, it's very, very up-tempo. 297 00:11:14,018 --> 00:11:16,324 What if we throw a couple slow jams in here, all right? 298 00:11:16,368 --> 00:11:18,326 Drop the body heat down a notch. 299 00:11:18,370 --> 00:11:19,893 - Let's do it. - That's an excellent idea. 300 00:11:19,937 --> 00:11:22,330 And don't you see how God came through you 301 00:11:22,374 --> 00:11:23,723 to come up with that idea? 302 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,551 Go turn... change the music. 303 00:11:25,594 --> 00:11:27,771 - Change the music. - I'll go change the music. I'm-a change the music. 304 00:11:28,746 --> 00:11:29,773 Son of a bitch. 305 00:11:29,816 --> 00:11:31,949 Charged me 20 extra bucks for this one. 306 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,559 - Want me to film this rant? - No! 307 00:11:33,602 --> 00:11:35,561 Obviously I don't. What is this? What have you done? 308 00:11:35,604 --> 00:11:37,563 Well, I got a nice little trash bag... that's keeping me 309 00:11:37,606 --> 00:11:39,565 a little bit cooler... and then this totally creates shade. 310 00:11:39,608 --> 00:11:40,740 You want me to make you a hat? 311 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:43,134 No, thanks. I don't want to wear trash on my head. 312 00:11:43,177 --> 00:11:44,744 You're wearing it on your feet. 313 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,572 I paid 90 bucks for these things. 314 00:11:46,615 --> 00:11:47,808 Well, I can charge you for the hat if it 315 00:11:47,852 --> 00:11:48,922 - makes you feel better. - No, that's not the point 316 00:11:48,966 --> 00:11:50,750 - I was making, but the... - Oh, all right. 317 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:52,404 My shoes do suck. My feet are dead. 318 00:11:52,447 --> 00:11:53,797 Let's just call another car and get back 319 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:56,756 to the bar before this ice melts again. 320 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,584 Oh, goddamn it. 321 00:11:58,627 --> 00:12:00,412 - What's wrong? - My account's been suspended. 322 00:12:00,455 --> 00:12:02,806 That driver gave me one star, citing "verbal abuse" 323 00:12:02,849 --> 00:12:05,199 and saying I urinated all over the backseat of his car. 324 00:12:05,243 --> 00:12:06,984 That was melted ice. 325 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:09,029 Actually, I did pee back there a little bit. 326 00:12:09,073 --> 00:12:11,553 - I did, too. It was a very long ride. - You did? I thought you did. 327 00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:13,381 - I did. Yeah. But that's not the point. - Ah, all right. 328 00:12:13,425 --> 00:12:15,644 The point is we're stuck now. 329 00:12:15,688 --> 00:12:17,864 Unless we take the bus. 330 00:12:23,957 --> 00:12:25,480 Goddamn it. 331 00:12:32,308 --> 00:12:34,054 How did it get hotter? 332 00:12:34,098 --> 00:12:36,187 I don't know, man. I think the slow jams backfired. 333 00:12:36,230 --> 00:12:38,189 It's like all the friction from the grinding, 334 00:12:38,232 --> 00:12:39,930 like, created a closed system. 335 00:12:39,973 --> 00:12:43,063 I didn't account for all the increased sexiness. 336 00:12:43,107 --> 00:12:44,673 There's a lot of rumblings coming from 337 00:12:44,717 --> 00:12:46,501 - the water section, too, there. - Well, that's 'cause 338 00:12:46,545 --> 00:12:48,286 they're not reusing the cups. You know what I mean? 339 00:12:48,329 --> 00:12:50,027 They don't have any cups left. They're throwing all the trash 340 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,029 - in the water. - And they want more booze. 341 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:54,422 Which, by the way, we don't have any. 342 00:12:54,466 --> 00:12:55,815 We didn't have enough to accommodate the people 343 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,078 that were here before, and now it seems like 344 00:12:58,122 --> 00:13:00,951 we've doubled in size and we just don't have enough. 345 00:13:00,994 --> 00:13:02,866 - Where is your God now? - Yeah, Mac. 346 00:13:02,909 --> 00:13:05,259 - He will reveal himself at some point. - Oh. 347 00:13:05,303 --> 00:13:08,306 Well, is he gonna do it before all these people revolt 348 00:13:08,349 --> 00:13:10,090 - and destroy the place? - All right... 349 00:13:10,134 --> 00:13:11,700 I don't know, Frank. I don't question God's will. 350 00:13:11,744 --> 00:13:13,093 If he wants to destroy the Earth, that's on him. 351 00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:14,442 - I support it! - What are you talking about? 352 00:13:14,486 --> 00:13:15,966 Guys-guys, stop... Okay, stop bickering. 353 00:13:16,009 --> 00:13:17,271 We can't be bickering. Okay, look. 354 00:13:17,315 --> 00:13:19,186 We said we were gonna beat the heat together. 355 00:13:19,230 --> 00:13:20,535 As a team, as a community. 356 00:13:20,579 --> 00:13:21,885 And that's what we're gonna do, goddamn it. 357 00:13:21,928 --> 00:13:23,843 I got it. I got it. 358 00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:24,975 Hey, uh, everybody, if I could get your attention, please. 359 00:13:25,018 --> 00:13:26,193 I got a quick announcement. 360 00:13:26,237 --> 00:13:28,021 If everybody could just listen up real quick. 361 00:13:28,065 --> 00:13:29,762 - Dennis has an announcement. - Yeah, I have an annou... 362 00:13:29,806 --> 00:13:31,111 You don't need to announce my announcement. 363 00:13:31,155 --> 00:13:32,330 Okay. 364 00:13:32,373 --> 00:13:34,723 Idiot. Um, okay, uh, so, guys, 365 00:13:34,767 --> 00:13:36,290 uh, are you guys having a good time? 366 00:13:36,334 --> 00:13:37,786 What a great party, huh? 367 00:13:40,047 --> 00:13:42,079 That's right, that's right. But check this out. 368 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,689 Check this out. Here's my announcement. 369 00:13:43,732 --> 00:13:46,039 We do need to chill out on the dancing a little bit, 370 00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:48,085 'cause we-we're overworking that AC, but... 371 00:13:49,137 --> 00:13:50,435 Now, now, no, no, I get it, 372 00:13:50,478 --> 00:13:51,958 I get it, I get it, I get it. 373 00:13:52,002 --> 00:13:53,133 Listen, you think I want to be that guy? 374 00:13:53,177 --> 00:13:55,701 I don't want to be that guy, but I think if we just 375 00:13:55,744 --> 00:13:58,095 stop dancing for just a second, the AC can catch up, 376 00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,923 this place can cool down. 377 00:13:59,966 --> 00:14:01,011 I don't want to stop. 378 00:14:01,054 --> 00:14:02,534 You don't want to stop? Yeah, I know. 379 00:14:02,577 --> 00:14:03,927 Nobody wants to stop. 380 00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:05,885 We're all having a good time. But maybe we just, like... 381 00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:07,147 Uh, you know what? Let's not stop. 382 00:14:07,191 --> 00:14:09,019 Let's not stop at all. Let's just chill out. 383 00:14:09,062 --> 00:14:10,934 We'll chill out for a second, you know what I mean? 384 00:14:10,977 --> 00:14:12,544 We'll chill out. We'll slow things down. 385 00:14:12,587 --> 00:14:14,720 - I don't want to slow down. - Okay, listen, 386 00:14:14,763 --> 00:14:16,156 I know you don't want to slow down, I get it. 387 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,592 Nobody wants to slow down. 388 00:14:17,636 --> 00:14:19,681 It's all good, but we got to work together, right? 389 00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:22,075 We got to, we got to work together to keep this place cool 390 00:14:22,119 --> 00:14:23,729 and to keep everything kosher, all right? 391 00:14:23,772 --> 00:14:25,600 One other announcement: uh, we're running a little low 392 00:14:25,644 --> 00:14:27,341 on tequila and other liquors. 393 00:14:28,995 --> 00:14:30,518 All right, so... 394 00:14:30,562 --> 00:14:32,129 I'm not talking crazy stuff here. 395 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,044 We got plenty to go around, all right? 396 00:14:34,087 --> 00:14:36,133 Maybe instead of ten shots, we do, like, five or six. 397 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:37,351 That's it. You know? 398 00:14:37,395 --> 00:14:39,310 I... I-I want ten shots. 399 00:14:39,353 --> 00:14:40,964 You want ten shots, but, you know, 400 00:14:41,007 --> 00:14:43,575 ten shots is too much for you and five to six is plenty. 401 00:14:43,618 --> 00:14:44,681 Don't tell her what she needs. 402 00:14:45,359 --> 00:14:48,058 Stop. Everybody st... O-Okay. I get it. Look, l-let's not... 403 00:14:48,101 --> 00:14:49,842 You're losing them, you're losing them! 404 00:14:49,886 --> 00:14:52,105 All right, look, I'm not trying to bring the mood down, guys. 405 00:14:52,149 --> 00:14:54,542 This is... It's all good. Okay? Just... let's just recognize 406 00:14:54,586 --> 00:14:56,370 that just... whoa, pal. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 407 00:14:56,414 --> 00:14:57,415 Okay, look, stop. 408 00:14:57,458 --> 00:14:59,462 I'm just saying we're in a little bit of a tricky situation here. 409 00:14:59,544 --> 00:15:01,114 We can figure this out. 410 00:15:01,158 --> 00:15:03,116 Just, it's getting real hot in here. 411 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,162 Okay? And we're running a little low on resources. 412 00:15:05,957 --> 00:15:08,639 It's fine. W-We... But if we adapt, we'll keep the party going 413 00:15:08,722 --> 00:15:12,038 for a long, long time. So who's with me? 414 00:15:27,097 --> 00:15:28,307 I got the booze! 415 00:15:44,691 --> 00:15:47,638 Oh, my God. That bus was hot as shit. 416 00:15:47,673 --> 00:15:49,989 - The third bus was the hottest, you know what I mean? - Yeah. 417 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,991 It's those local buses. We should've just gotten off 418 00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:54,080 - at the express and walked, but that's... - It's all the buses. 419 00:15:54,124 --> 00:15:55,212 - They're bad. - Whoo. 420 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:56,865 - Please tell me the ice didn't melt. - Uh, no, 421 00:15:56,909 --> 00:15:59,042 but somebody ripped a hole in the bag 422 00:15:59,085 --> 00:16:00,260 - and stole it. Yeah. - What? 423 00:16:00,304 --> 00:16:02,088 - How did you not notice that? - Oh, I don't know. 424 00:16:02,132 --> 00:16:04,395 My back must have gone numb from the ice on my back. 425 00:16:04,438 --> 00:16:06,266 - You know what I mean? - Oh, no. No. I can't go all the way 426 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:08,068 - back to that store. I can't do it. - Oh, no. 427 00:16:08,112 --> 00:16:09,182 No, that's too many vehicles. 428 00:16:09,226 --> 00:16:11,184 But how are your feet feeling, though? 429 00:16:11,228 --> 00:16:12,620 Oh, I got to say, though, 430 00:16:12,664 --> 00:16:14,274 Charlie, the feet are feeling real good. 431 00:16:14,318 --> 00:16:15,884 - Whatever you made... - I'm pretty proud of that shoe. 432 00:16:15,928 --> 00:16:18,235 - Uh, you should be. - Yeah. That's the medical sponge, which is... 433 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,280 - I don't want to hear any of the details, though. - Oh, okay. 434 00:16:20,324 --> 00:16:21,412 - I'll spare you. - Okay? Thank you. 435 00:16:21,455 --> 00:16:23,066 Whoo. So what's the plan now? 436 00:16:23,109 --> 00:16:25,068 I got one last idea. 437 00:16:27,496 --> 00:16:30,508 Hey, oh! Ice! 438 00:16:30,551 --> 00:16:32,292 We got ice. 439 00:16:32,336 --> 00:16:34,120 What's going on in here? Who are these guys? 440 00:16:34,164 --> 00:16:35,295 Uh, these are our friends 441 00:16:35,339 --> 00:16:36,862 from the fish factory. What's up, guys? 442 00:16:36,905 --> 00:16:38,429 They're actually pretty good dudes once you get to know them. 443 00:16:38,472 --> 00:16:40,366 Yeah, nice c... not like the people we had in here before. 444 00:16:40,409 --> 00:16:43,195 - They were terrible. - Uh, well, what happened to the party, though? 445 00:16:43,238 --> 00:16:45,274 People were animals, just like I said. 446 00:16:45,309 --> 00:16:46,720 All right, well, while you guys were in here 447 00:16:46,764 --> 00:16:48,722 destroying the environment, I got ice, 448 00:16:48,766 --> 00:16:50,724 with barely a carbon footprint. 449 00:16:50,768 --> 00:16:52,944 And I also made a pretty sweet Insta Story 450 00:16:52,987 --> 00:16:56,015 to spread the word and shame my followers. 451 00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:57,688 - Mm-hmm. - Check it out. 452 00:16:57,731 --> 00:16:59,211 What up, Dee's Nuts? 453 00:16:59,254 --> 00:17:01,605 Just another important Insta message for you. 454 00:17:01,648 --> 00:17:03,824 Don't forget to reduce, reuse and... 455 00:17:03,868 --> 00:17:05,130 I'd rather drive six Hummers 456 00:17:05,173 --> 00:17:07,175 than smell your shit breath, loser! 457 00:17:07,219 --> 00:17:08,829 Well, these shoes suck. They're terrible. 458 00:17:08,873 --> 00:17:10,614 My feet are all blistered. What are you doing? Don't... 459 00:17:10,657 --> 00:17:12,790 - You're the stupid idiot! Okay? - No. You put my ice bag down... 460 00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:14,835 I'm not putting the ice down! I'm taking the ice! 461 00:17:14,879 --> 00:17:16,620 - I'll give your money this time. - Get the hell out of my store. 462 00:17:16,663 --> 00:17:18,839 But you try and gouge me again, you son of a bitch, 463 00:17:18,883 --> 00:17:20,058 I'll gouge your eyes out! 464 00:17:20,101 --> 00:17:21,276 There you go. 465 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:22,626 Last time you get recycled. 466 00:17:22,669 --> 00:17:24,802 Hope a bird chokes to death on you. 467 00:17:24,845 --> 00:17:27,631 I hate the bus! Oh, you're disgusting! 468 00:17:27,674 --> 00:17:30,198 I can't stand being near you low-life degenerates! 469 00:17:32,271 --> 00:17:35,595 Ah. Yeah. Not tipping you either, so don't even ask. 470 00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:37,684 - And cut. - Okay, stop saying "and cut." 471 00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:42,689 Goddamn it, Charlie. 472 00:18:25,118 --> 00:18:27,202 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com