1 00:00:00,670 --> 00:00:03,300 But Miss Covington does not govern the lady of the house. 2 00:00:03,540 --> 00:00:05,040 If you'll have me as your husband, 3 00:00:05,070 --> 00:00:06,310 that is what you shall be. 4 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:08,610 - Whoa! - What? 5 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:10,840 Oh, my God. I did not see that coming. 6 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,280 Well, no... I mean, Lord Davenforth 7 00:00:12,304 --> 00:00:14,050 and Anna the scullery maid? 8 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,050 I mean, that's... it's kind of scandalous, really. 9 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:17,620 - Kind of scandalous? - Yeah. 10 00:00:17,650 --> 00:00:19,920 I usually hate this old-time British crap. 11 00:00:19,950 --> 00:00:21,309 - Oh, yeah. - You know? But, like, 12 00:00:21,333 --> 00:00:22,390 this-this show is amazing. 13 00:00:22,420 --> 00:00:23,620 - Yeah. - It's good. It's... 14 00:00:23,660 --> 00:00:26,290 They actually knew that you would love it 'cause of the algorithm. 15 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:27,860 The... the what? 16 00:00:27,890 --> 00:00:29,730 The-the algorithm. 17 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:31,400 Yeah, all of our previously-watched shows, 18 00:00:31,424 --> 00:00:33,700 they go into a data bank, so they can accurately predict 19 00:00:33,730 --> 00:00:35,730 which shows you'll love moving forward. 20 00:00:35,770 --> 00:00:37,200 So they knew what was gonna happen. 21 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,310 See, the algorithm, it takes thinking 22 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:40,900 - out of the equation, basically. - Hmm. 23 00:00:40,924 --> 00:00:42,846 Well, that's because math and computers can think 24 00:00:42,870 --> 00:00:44,670 better for us than we can think for ourselves. 25 00:00:44,694 --> 00:00:45,926 Yeah... ooh, shut up, shut up. 26 00:00:45,950 --> 00:00:47,486 I-It's decided we're watching another one. 27 00:00:47,510 --> 00:00:48,880 Ah, I love that it does that, too. 28 00:00:48,910 --> 00:00:50,550 Another thing I don't have to think about. 29 00:00:50,574 --> 00:00:52,380 You know what I mean? I-I... 30 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:53,926 What I am thinking about, though, is the fish and chips. 31 00:00:53,950 --> 00:00:55,090 The fish and chips. 32 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:57,220 - These snacks aren't cutting it. - Where's Frank? 33 00:00:57,260 --> 00:00:59,406 - I want substance. Where is Frank? - Need something hearty. 34 00:00:59,430 --> 00:01:00,521 - He supposed to be here... - It is weird how, when 35 00:01:00,545 --> 00:01:01,130 you watch stuff like this, 36 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:02,466 you feel like you want to eat like the British. 37 00:01:02,490 --> 00:01:04,050 Constantly want to eat like... 38 00:01:04,074 --> 00:01:05,230 Cop! Cop! 39 00:01:05,260 --> 00:01:06,900 - All right, fine. - I'm filming this! 40 00:01:06,930 --> 00:01:09,070 - Hey, hey, hey. Calm down! - I didn't do it... 41 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:11,570 I came in to tell you there's a suicidal man on the roof. 42 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:12,770 He's threatening to jump. 43 00:01:14,470 --> 00:01:16,740 We have nothing to do with that! 44 00:01:16,780 --> 00:01:18,410 Right. Well, the police are handling it, 45 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:19,780 but I need you to sit tight. 46 00:01:19,810 --> 00:01:22,110 No one can enter or exit the building 47 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:24,320 until the situation is resolved. 48 00:01:24,350 --> 00:01:26,120 - Oh... - Okay. Thank you, ma'am. 49 00:01:26,150 --> 00:01:28,496 - Thank you for your service. - Yeah, we love, 50 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:29,760 - we love the police. - Go blue. 51 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,431 Blue-Blue Lives Matter, Blue Lives Matter. 52 00:01:31,456 --> 00:01:33,545 Sh-Shit, man. You guys know what this means, right? 53 00:01:33,575 --> 00:01:35,030 What? 54 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:36,660 We're not gonna get our fish and chips. 55 00:01:38,730 --> 00:01:44,430 Sync & corrections by Costa Dax www.addic7ed.com 56 00:02:01,050 --> 00:02:02,450 Shifting gears now, we have reports 57 00:02:02,474 --> 00:02:06,020 of a developing situation at Paddy's Pub. 58 00:02:06,060 --> 00:02:07,366 - Oh, that's us. There we are. - Hey. All right, there we go. 59 00:02:07,390 --> 00:02:09,110 - We're on TV. Oh, my God. - That's our bar. 60 00:02:09,134 --> 00:02:11,700 A man by the name of Bryan O'Brien 61 00:02:11,730 --> 00:02:14,200 is threatening to jump off the roof. 62 00:02:14,230 --> 00:02:15,570 "Bryan O'Brien". 63 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,400 I'd kill myself, too, 64 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:18,800 if I had that clown's name. 65 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:21,210 You literally have the name of a clown. 66 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:22,286 - That's true, you do. - All right, you know what? 67 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:23,386 This is moving a little too slow for me. 68 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:24,416 Let's-let's-let's click it back 69 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:25,720 - over to the show, yeah? - Yeah! 70 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:27,230 Uh, whoa, h-hold on a second, Dennis. 71 00:02:27,254 --> 00:02:29,450 Uh, this guy's gonna commit suicide off of our roof. 72 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:30,880 I mean, shouldn't we do something? 73 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:32,150 - Us? - Us do something? 74 00:02:32,180 --> 00:02:33,981 - Why would we...? - The cops are handling it. 75 00:02:34,005 --> 00:02:35,990 - Yeah. - Well, yeah, but I mean, look, 76 00:02:36,020 --> 00:02:38,390 if he actually goes through with it, that's a mortal sin. 77 00:02:38,420 --> 00:02:40,390 I mean, maybe God is testing us. 78 00:02:40,430 --> 00:02:43,260 He's not gonna do anything. This is a classic cry for help. 79 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:45,060 If the guy actually wanted to off himself, 80 00:02:45,100 --> 00:02:47,500 he'd hop into a warm bath and he'd do the old... 81 00:02:47,530 --> 00:02:49,770 You know? North, south. 82 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,740 - Hmm? - Hmm? 83 00:02:51,770 --> 00:02:53,930 He'd go "down the road" instead of "across the street". 84 00:02:53,954 --> 00:02:55,440 You know what I mean? 85 00:02:55,470 --> 00:02:57,056 - I don't know what you mean. - I have no idea what you mean. 86 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:59,380 The proper way to slit your wrist is take a knife 87 00:02:59,410 --> 00:03:02,510 and, ideally, you go from metacarpal straight to bicep, 88 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:03,645 connecting with the artery 89 00:03:03,670 --> 00:03:04,790 - the entire time. - Oh, man. 90 00:03:04,820 --> 00:03:07,620 - Oh, you've done research. - Ugh. 91 00:03:07,650 --> 00:03:09,366 - That is the most pathetic thing, Dee. - No, I... I-I'm not talking... 92 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:10,866 we're not talking about me. We're talking about him. 93 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:12,536 - Are we not? I think we're... - We are now. 94 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,306 Okay, you know what? The point is, I'm just saying, 95 00:03:14,330 --> 00:03:16,560 the man has no intention of offing himself, all right? 96 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,376 - This is a pathetic attention grab. - Yeah, well, 97 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,246 it-it doesn't matter if he wants do or he doesn't want to. 98 00:03:20,270 --> 00:03:22,130 He's not gonna die falling from that height. 99 00:03:22,170 --> 00:03:23,640 Whoa. Hard disagree, pal. 100 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:26,540 You could absolutely die if you jump from that height. 101 00:03:26,570 --> 00:03:28,010 What? Dude, it's like three stories. 102 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:29,680 It's like basic science, you know, like... 103 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:32,380 Uh, oh, I'm sorry. Let's not bring science into it. 104 00:03:32,410 --> 00:03:33,850 Okay? I mean, this is life or death. 105 00:03:33,874 --> 00:03:35,310 This is God's territory. 106 00:03:35,350 --> 00:03:36,664 All right? I mean, there is no science. 107 00:03:36,688 --> 00:03:37,788 - All right. - What do you mean... 108 00:03:37,812 --> 00:03:39,096 What do you mean "there is no science"? 109 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,200 I mean, you were just talking about how much you love 110 00:03:41,224 --> 00:03:43,460 science and math for predicting your television shows. 111 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:45,620 The... wh-why do you not like it in this scenario? 112 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:47,066 Like, uh... do you either believe in science 113 00:03:47,090 --> 00:03:48,406 or you do not believe in science? 114 00:03:48,430 --> 00:03:50,076 I am an American! I can believe in whatever I want... 115 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:51,236 - I am also an American. Okay, though? - ... in any given moment 116 00:03:51,260 --> 00:03:52,936 based on what the argument I'm trying to make. 117 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,380 - That is not an argument. - Okay? You are not 118 00:03:54,404 --> 00:03:55,230 a true American, Charlie. 119 00:03:55,270 --> 00:03:55,994 I'm more American than 120 00:03:56,019 --> 00:03:56,900 - you will ever be! - You s... 121 00:03:56,940 --> 00:03:58,540 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Simmer down, guys. 122 00:03:58,564 --> 00:04:00,070 S... just simmer down, calm down. 123 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:02,410 All right? Dee, stop being so emotional. 124 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:04,310 Okay? So, guys, 125 00:04:04,340 --> 00:04:06,810 I think I have a way that we can solve this argument 126 00:04:06,850 --> 00:04:09,480 without human emotion mucking it all up. 127 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,620 What we need is an algorithm. 128 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:17,480 Now, guys, we are living in a data-driven world, are we not? 129 00:04:17,504 --> 00:04:18,790 Yeah! 130 00:04:18,820 --> 00:04:21,690 So this is my Behavioral Predictor algorithm. 131 00:04:21,730 --> 00:04:24,630 - Oh. There's words. Okay. - Mm. 132 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:27,670 - So, first we have: "Could he?" - No way, uh-uh. 133 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:29,470 - Then "Would he?" - Nah. Cry for help. 134 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:32,170 - Mm-hmm. - And "Should we?" 135 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,540 - Yes. - Guys, please. 136 00:04:33,570 --> 00:04:34,970 Shut the hell up! 137 00:04:35,010 --> 00:04:36,640 I don't need your opinions. 138 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,710 Okay? 'Cause based on the analytical conclusions 139 00:04:38,740 --> 00:04:40,326 that we draw here, we're gonna be able to come up 140 00:04:40,350 --> 00:04:42,710 with a mathematically-accurate, non-emotional answer 141 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,150 to all of our questions. 142 00:04:44,180 --> 00:04:46,720 Okay? We just need to think like a computer. 143 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:48,350 - Oh... - Oh. 144 00:04:48,390 --> 00:04:49,036 Like a computer does. 145 00:04:49,061 --> 00:04:49,990 - I-I'm getting it now. - Okay. 146 00:04:50,020 --> 00:04:53,190 Exactly. So why don't we start with "Could he?" Charlie? 147 00:04:53,220 --> 00:04:55,020 - Okay, great. - Do the thing. 148 00:04:55,044 --> 00:04:56,360 All right. So, what we have here 149 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:59,030 is I made a little Paddy's Pub. 150 00:04:59,060 --> 00:05:00,500 - All right. - Ah. 151 00:05:00,530 --> 00:05:02,250 And-and you got the, uh, the jumper? 152 00:05:02,274 --> 00:05:03,700 Uh, I do. I do. 153 00:05:03,740 --> 00:05:06,140 Uh, luckily I brought an egg to work today. 154 00:05:06,170 --> 00:05:08,710 - Oh! Look at that guy. - All right, so when the guys falls, 155 00:05:08,740 --> 00:05:10,216 we'll be able to tell, based on the breakage, 156 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:11,656 what would happen to the jumper when... 157 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:13,360 - I think he's gonna smash. - Y-Yeah, okay. 158 00:05:13,384 --> 00:05:14,715 - Here we go. - So, he's up here 159 00:05:14,740 --> 00:05:15,810 and he's saying, "Oh, 160 00:05:15,850 --> 00:05:18,250 - I feel so sad. Life is so..." - Oh, yeah. 161 00:05:18,275 --> 00:05:19,050 Oh. 162 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:20,360 Yeah, Dee, what would you say in this situation? 163 00:05:20,384 --> 00:05:21,050 Well, I don't think 164 00:05:21,090 --> 00:05:23,660 he's sad, I think he's happy to get off this merry-go-round. 165 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:25,890 Oh, my God. 166 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,303 - That's so pathetic. - I'd never... I would never... 167 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,060 That you would know that. 168 00:05:28,090 --> 00:05:29,606 - You've thought about it. - You asked me a... 169 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:31,236 - You had that in the chamber. - I'm talking about the egg. 170 00:05:31,260 --> 00:05:33,570 - Here he goes. "Goodbye, world". - Goodbye. 171 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,670 - Oh. - Okay. 172 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:37,670 So I think he'll break a leg, but, you know... 173 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:38,680 - Mm-hmm. - ... he'll be okay. 174 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:39,100 Hmm. 175 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:40,616 If I'm being honest, I was hoping his entire skull 176 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,116 - would just explode. - Right. 177 00:05:42,140 --> 00:05:43,416 I think we all were, Mac. We were hoping 178 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:44,956 - for a bit of an explosion. Yeah. - Uh-huh. 179 00:05:44,980 --> 00:05:47,180 Yeah, but I think what we learned is that there's no way 180 00:05:47,204 --> 00:05:49,050 that the jumper's gonna die from this height. 181 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:51,850 You know? So there's no reason for us to do anything about it. 182 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:53,966 Uh, I don't know about that, b... I think the problem is, is that, 183 00:05:53,990 --> 00:05:55,710 you know, an egg, i-in this particular case, 184 00:05:55,734 --> 00:05:57,860 a-a hard-boiled egg, it's not really 185 00:05:57,890 --> 00:06:00,290 an accurate representation of-of the human head 186 00:06:00,330 --> 00:06:01,536 - and how it would behave under a fall. - Yeah, that's true. 187 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:02,790 Now, Charlie, 188 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,376 do you happen to ha... I know you've got more eggs... 189 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,149 - Yeah... - Do you happen 190 00:06:05,174 --> 00:06:05,960 to have an uncooked one? 191 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,470 Ugh. No. Unfortunately, that was the only one I found. 192 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:11,470 Found? What does that mean? 193 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:13,240 Goddamn it, Dee, are you eating my egg? 194 00:06:13,270 --> 00:06:14,640 Well, yeah. I got hungry. 195 00:06:14,670 --> 00:06:16,470 - Oh... - Uh, we never got our fish and chips. 196 00:06:16,494 --> 00:06:18,310 You bitch. That was the only one in the nest. 197 00:06:18,340 --> 00:06:20,380 Nest? What? Charlie, where did you get this egg? 198 00:06:20,410 --> 00:06:22,650 - Where'd you get the egg? - And why are you going around 199 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:24,650 stealing eggs from goddamn nests in trees? 200 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:26,820 Well, it wasn't in-in a tree, it was in a hole. 201 00:06:26,850 --> 00:06:28,590 - Oh, no... - Yeah. I mean, 202 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:30,236 it's, like, a rat's egg or something. 203 00:06:30,260 --> 00:06:31,536 Can we get back to the task at hand here? All right? 204 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:31,960 Okay. 205 00:06:31,990 --> 00:06:33,566 Dee's eaten some sort of a rat or a reptile's egg... 206 00:06:33,590 --> 00:06:34,479 of some kind, 207 00:06:34,504 --> 00:06:35,629 - or whatever it is, but... - Yeah. 208 00:06:35,653 --> 00:06:36,736 either way, we got to find something 209 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:38,840 that accurately represents the human head, all right? 210 00:06:38,870 --> 00:06:41,151 Otherwise, we're not gonna get the explosion that we want. 211 00:06:41,175 --> 00:06:43,440 Oh, you know what, I might be able to get 212 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:45,070 Frank's secret casaba melon. 213 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:46,510 Mmm. Hmm? 214 00:06:48,970 --> 00:06:51,940 Why does Frank keep a casaba melon in the safe? 215 00:06:51,980 --> 00:06:53,650 Hmm? I don't know, but he flips out 216 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,280 if I go anywhere near the thing. 217 00:06:55,310 --> 00:06:56,920 Has he cut a hole in the rind, 218 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,080 and then put it back on, like a plug? 219 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:00,920 - Oh, yeah. - Oh. 220 00:07:00,950 --> 00:07:02,342 - Yeah, there's a little... - You guys think he's 221 00:07:02,366 --> 00:07:02,950 having sex with it? 222 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:04,466 - Well... yeah. - He's definitely having sex with it. 223 00:07:04,490 --> 00:07:05,185 Oh, that's... 224 00:07:05,210 --> 00:07:05,620 Prob-Probably is. 225 00:07:05,660 --> 00:07:06,930 - Yeah. - Probably is. 226 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,330 - Yeah. - Hello. 227 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:10,000 Hey, guess what. 228 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,660 There's a guy stuck on the roof of Paddy's. 229 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,370 Oh, no, he's not stuck, he's a jumper. 230 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:17,800 A jumper? You think you could die from that height? 231 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:20,040 Uh, well, inconclusive. Yeah. 232 00:07:20,070 --> 00:07:21,910 We'll have an answer for you on that real soon. 233 00:07:21,934 --> 00:07:23,810 Speaking of which, we need your casaba melon. 234 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:25,310 We're gonna run a smash test on it. 235 00:07:25,340 --> 00:07:26,900 Whoa, hold it. What, what, what? 236 00:07:26,924 --> 00:07:28,310 Stay away from my stuff. 237 00:07:28,350 --> 00:07:31,050 Don't put your hands near my casaba. 238 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:33,650 Yeah, hey, man, why do you have a-a casaba melon in a safe? 239 00:07:33,690 --> 00:07:36,020 You-you banging it? 240 00:07:36,050 --> 00:07:38,220 It's none of your goddamn business, Dennis. 241 00:07:38,260 --> 00:07:40,060 - None of your goddamn business! - Banging it. 242 00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:41,130 - Yeah. - Yeah. 243 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:43,060 Damn it, I got to get in there. 244 00:07:43,090 --> 00:07:44,160 Damn it. 245 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,330 Dennis is touching my melon. 246 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:48,230 No. I got to get in there. 247 00:07:48,270 --> 00:07:50,400 Sir, move back. This area's cordoned off. 248 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:51,600 There's a jumper on the roof. 249 00:07:51,624 --> 00:07:53,810 You don't understand. It's my son. 250 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,540 He's gonna do something really stupid. 251 00:07:55,570 --> 00:07:57,040 I got to get in there. 252 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:58,310 Oh, your son? 253 00:07:58,340 --> 00:07:59,710 - Yeah. - Come with me, sir. 254 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:00,950 - Okay. - Step aside, please. 255 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:08,326 Ladies and gentlemen, please keep a safe distance 256 00:08:08,350 --> 00:08:10,390 - around the perimeter. - All right, here we go. 257 00:08:10,420 --> 00:08:12,460 Oh, okay, now, I think this is finally gonna give us 258 00:08:12,484 --> 00:08:13,930 that explosion we've been craving. 259 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,400 Well, yeah. Now, if we see splatter, 260 00:08:15,424 --> 00:08:17,730 that's gonna prove that he could die by jumping, so yeah. 261 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:19,060 Okay, ready? Here we go. Five... 262 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:20,570 Four, three, 263 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:23,670 two, one, ho... 264 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:25,020 - Cricket! - Cricket! 265 00:08:25,044 --> 00:08:27,070 - Cricket. - Where did you come from? 266 00:08:27,110 --> 00:08:30,010 I was up on the roof getting eggs from a nest. 267 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:31,740 What the hell? Come on, man. 268 00:08:31,780 --> 00:08:33,110 Yeah, yeah, well, 269 00:08:33,140 --> 00:08:34,780 I checked the hole, but it was empty. 270 00:08:34,810 --> 00:08:36,186 - Oh, I got the one in the hole. - The hole. 271 00:08:36,210 --> 00:08:38,026 Hey, you know that you guys have a guy up on your roof? 272 00:08:38,050 --> 00:08:38,986 - Yeah, we know. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 273 00:08:39,011 --> 00:08:39,950 There's a guy, there's a jumper. 274 00:08:39,990 --> 00:08:42,520 Guys, why the hell are you wasting 275 00:08:42,550 --> 00:08:44,290 a perfectly good casaba melon? 276 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:46,160 We're trying to figure out if the guy could die 277 00:08:46,184 --> 00:08:47,530 from falling off our roof, so... 278 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,060 Oh, no way. No. 279 00:08:49,090 --> 00:08:50,890 I've fallen off buildings before; I never die. 280 00:08:50,914 --> 00:08:52,900 And look at me. I'm doing great. 281 00:08:52,930 --> 00:08:54,630 Yeah, but you're not really a trustworthy 282 00:08:54,670 --> 00:08:56,030 control group, Cricket. 283 00:08:56,070 --> 00:08:56,800 I mean, you know, you're sort of subhuman 284 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:57,970 at this point, you know. 285 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,160 - For sure. - I don't know how 286 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:00,750 to squeeze that one into the algorithm. 287 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:03,310 Hey, I'm just going to, uh, take the casaba and head on out. 288 00:09:04,580 --> 00:09:05,580 No, you're not, Cricket. 289 00:09:05,610 --> 00:09:07,010 - Get out of here, street rat. - Go! 290 00:09:07,034 --> 00:09:08,210 - Get out! Go. - Fine. 291 00:09:08,250 --> 00:09:10,320 Go get high in the bathroom, or whatever. 292 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,820 Cricket actually just made me realize something. 293 00:09:12,850 --> 00:09:14,890 We already have data for this situation. 294 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:16,660 Maureen Ponderosa. 295 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:19,630 Now, she died from falling off a much shorter building. 296 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,636 - Yeah, but you pushed her. - No, no, no, they never proved that. 297 00:09:21,660 --> 00:09:22,960 That was never proven. 298 00:09:22,990 --> 00:09:24,990 It was never even proven that she was pushed. Okay? 299 00:09:25,014 --> 00:09:26,730 But it was, I have to say, fortunate 300 00:09:26,770 --> 00:09:28,400 that she landed on her head, you know. 301 00:09:28,430 --> 00:09:31,270 Or at least he certainly made it look that way. 302 00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:33,770 - He pushed her. - Yeah, he pushed her. 303 00:09:33,810 --> 00:09:35,130 No, I was following your threads. 304 00:09:35,154 --> 00:09:36,780 Come on, you guys are nuts, all right. 305 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,740 Li-Listen, the point is, it's all about 306 00:09:38,780 --> 00:09:40,280 how this guy falls, okay. 307 00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:41,956 'Cause if he falls feet first, he might break a couple bones, 308 00:09:41,980 --> 00:09:43,080 sure, but he-he'll be fine, 309 00:09:43,110 --> 00:09:44,650 he'll survive, you know what I mean? 310 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,450 That'd be more of a cry for help, right? 311 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:47,496 - Wouldn't you say, Dee? - Oh, absolutely. Yeah. 312 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:48,990 - So sad that you know that. - Stop! 313 00:09:49,020 --> 00:09:51,380 But if the guy falls head first, now that'd be a death jump. 314 00:09:51,404 --> 00:09:52,920 Right? So the answer to the question 315 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,430 "could he die from jumping?" 316 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:56,590 Yeah, absolutely, if he did a death jump. 317 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,260 Okay, you're right. It's how he falls. 318 00:09:58,300 --> 00:10:00,700 Exactly, exactly. But the question still remains: 319 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,700 would he jump, would he do it at all? 320 00:10:02,730 --> 00:10:05,140 And for that we need to understand his state of mind. 321 00:10:05,170 --> 00:10:09,010 And for that, we got to go back to the algorithm. 322 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,140 All right, so how does one go about figuring out 323 00:10:11,180 --> 00:10:13,340 what another human being would do? 324 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,550 Right? How do you truly get to know someone? 325 00:10:15,580 --> 00:10:16,996 - Just go through their trash. - Sleep with them. 326 00:10:17,020 --> 00:10:18,550 - Oh. - Uh, talk to their priest, 327 00:10:18,580 --> 00:10:19,740 then sleep with their priest. 328 00:10:19,764 --> 00:10:21,320 Then blackmail the priest. 329 00:10:21,350 --> 00:10:24,020 Then go back to the priest and ask him to ask God 330 00:10:24,060 --> 00:10:26,060 to forgive you for blackmailing him. 331 00:10:26,090 --> 00:10:27,660 No. No. 332 00:10:27,690 --> 00:10:29,390 You just, uh... 333 00:10:29,430 --> 00:10:32,000 We're just gonna pull up Bryan O'Brien's social media page, 334 00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:33,000 and we're gonna comb through that for any 335 00:10:33,030 --> 00:10:35,000 pertinent information on his life. 336 00:10:35,030 --> 00:10:36,430 Okay, so from what I'm seeing here, 337 00:10:36,454 --> 00:10:38,000 he looks like a pretty normal guy. 338 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:39,000 Yeah, it looks like he likes to travel. 339 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,510 He was recently on a cruise. 340 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,316 Lot, lot of pictures of food. I love that. 341 00:10:42,340 --> 00:10:43,716 - Oh, I love that. - Oh, I love that. 342 00:10:43,740 --> 00:10:45,156 - Don't you love that? - 'Cause I know what I ate. 343 00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:46,886 I don't know... I want to know what you ate. 344 00:10:46,910 --> 00:10:48,386 It's a good reminder that food is a thing. 345 00:10:48,410 --> 00:10:50,056 - Yeah, exactly. Right. - You know what I mean? 346 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:52,041 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay, so it looks like 347 00:10:52,066 --> 00:10:53,146 he's got a lot to live for. 348 00:10:53,175 --> 00:10:55,150 - He's eating food. - Mm-hmm. 349 00:10:55,190 --> 00:10:57,590 Or-or-or is he? 350 00:10:57,620 --> 00:11:00,160 Because is... is that just what he wants you to believe? 351 00:11:00,190 --> 00:11:02,150 You know, because we all know that on the surface, 352 00:11:02,174 --> 00:11:04,230 social media... it's a lie. 353 00:11:04,260 --> 00:11:05,860 All right, so let's dig deeper, shall we? 354 00:11:05,884 --> 00:11:08,400 Now, clock the amount of baseball caps 355 00:11:08,430 --> 00:11:10,076 this guy's wearing, and with the tucked-in shirts, 356 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:11,980 it's a bit of a juvenile look for a man his age, 357 00:11:12,010 --> 00:11:13,850 wouldn't you say? I mean, he's hardly a child, 358 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:16,070 but he's still hanging on to his youth. 359 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:18,840 That suggests to me that maybe he's got some daddy issues. 360 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:21,680 - Mm-hmm. - Abandonment, abuse. 361 00:11:21,710 --> 00:11:24,120 Plus, he gave him a comical name, like Mac's dad did. 362 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,299 His dad hates him as much as Mac's dad hates him. 363 00:11:25,323 --> 00:11:25,680 That's so sad. 364 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:28,790 No, my dad loves me. That... No, my name's an homage. 365 00:11:28,820 --> 00:11:31,300 - No, it's not. He really doesn't. - My dad's name's an homage. 366 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,960 It's an homage to a hamburger clown. 367 00:11:32,990 --> 00:11:35,290 But, uh, oh, look at this, looks like he also, uh, 368 00:11:35,330 --> 00:11:38,460 just got back from a cruise, alone, to mainland Alaska. Oh. 369 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,630 - Lame. - Where he met himself an edgy woman 370 00:11:40,670 --> 00:11:42,570 at a conference, and she introduced him 371 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,470 to a whole new way of life: 372 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:48,070 parasailing, Chilean wines, a tattoo 373 00:11:48,110 --> 00:11:50,310 of Spider-Man, butt-eating... 374 00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:52,710 Butt-eating? Where are you getting that from? 375 00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:56,650 Well... there's a certain glint in the eye, you know, a sparkle. 376 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:58,980 You can see that in someone's eye? 377 00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:00,020 - Oh, Dee. - I'm asking. 378 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,480 - Have you been eating butts? - Of course she has! 379 00:12:03,504 --> 00:12:05,160 - Nasty! - You are too much today, Dee. 380 00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:06,720 - I was clarifying. - You're nasty. 381 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,560 - Too much. - I just was curious. 382 00:12:08,590 --> 00:12:10,400 But recently the girlfriend, she's disappeared 383 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,990 from his pictures, which tells me that, 384 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:14,100 uh, she probably broke up with him, you know, because 385 00:12:14,140 --> 00:12:16,440 of all his father issues, and 'cause he's an alcoholic, 386 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:19,440 and because of the copious requests for butt-eating, 387 00:12:19,470 --> 00:12:21,970 which, she was thinking was more of a one-time thing, 388 00:12:22,010 --> 00:12:25,080 and he was thinking, this is a thing now, like, from now on. 389 00:12:25,110 --> 00:12:26,310 You got him. Nice work, man. 390 00:12:26,340 --> 00:12:28,180 - Yeah. Geez. - That sums this guy up, I think. 391 00:12:28,204 --> 00:12:29,650 All right, guys, so in summation, 392 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,560 algorithm-wise, what have we learned here today? 393 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,750 - That Dee's a nasty fucking slut. - You are so nasty. 394 00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:35,450 - Okay, all right. - You nasty! 395 00:12:35,490 --> 00:12:37,081 - Disgusting. - Definitely, definitely, 396 00:12:37,106 --> 00:12:38,420 but also that the poorly named 397 00:12:38,460 --> 00:12:43,260 Bryan O'Brien most definitely would kill himself. 398 00:12:43,290 --> 00:12:45,059 - No-no-no... - So has your son exhibited 399 00:12:45,084 --> 00:12:46,430 this kind of behavior before? 400 00:12:46,460 --> 00:12:49,370 What? Oh, yeah, he's a real deranged person. 401 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,300 This kid's a real whack job. 402 00:12:51,340 --> 00:12:53,500 I'm afraid he's gonna do something really stupid 403 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,670 this time. I got to get in there. 404 00:12:55,710 --> 00:12:57,656 - I can't let you do that, sir. - But-but, look, it might've been 405 00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:59,310 my fault. I mean, we had an argument... 406 00:12:59,340 --> 00:13:00,880 I assure you we're doing all we can. 407 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:02,810 We're trying to talk to him now. 408 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,350 - So just stay put. - But-but, hey... 409 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:06,180 Excuse me, sir, I'm Jackie Denardo 410 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:07,990 from Channel Five News. 411 00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:20,230 I hear you're the father. 412 00:13:20,270 --> 00:13:23,000 I would love to interview you. 413 00:13:23,030 --> 00:13:25,040 Baby, I'll do anything you want. 414 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:28,240 My son is actually a big fan of yours. 415 00:13:28,270 --> 00:13:29,379 - Oh. - I mean, it would 416 00:13:29,404 --> 00:13:30,680 really get under his skin 417 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,880 if he knew I was standing next to those. 418 00:13:32,910 --> 00:13:34,910 Uh, you. You. 419 00:13:43,150 --> 00:13:46,430 Okay, guys, now we are on to "Should we?" 420 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:48,760 Should we get involved in this in any way? 421 00:13:48,790 --> 00:13:50,760 Is it our moral obligation, as Mac says, 422 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,400 to keep this man from committing suicide 423 00:13:52,424 --> 00:13:54,670 - and going to hell... - What... I feel... I don't know. 424 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:55,600 I still think we just better, like, 425 00:13:55,630 --> 00:13:57,500 - let the cops do their jobs. - Mm-hmm. 426 00:13:57,540 --> 00:13:59,380 Mm, I don't know. But we've already established 427 00:13:59,404 --> 00:14:01,070 that this guy could die and would jump, 428 00:14:01,110 --> 00:14:03,580 so, I don't know, the chances of the police getting in there 429 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,910 in time to-to stop this guy are, uh, pretty slim. 430 00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:07,750 And then we could be known as a suicide bar, 431 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,750 and that's no good. I don't want to be that. 432 00:14:09,780 --> 00:14:12,420 Yeah, kind of grim. I'd probably take my business elsewhere. 433 00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:13,950 You don't have business. 434 00:14:13,990 --> 00:14:16,620 Oh! What, uh, what if you lean into that, though? 435 00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:19,060 Right? Like, you don't make it grim, but you make it playful. 436 00:14:19,084 --> 00:14:22,390 Like, we start to name drinks after jumpers or whatever, 437 00:14:22,430 --> 00:14:24,400 like, uh, The Last Call. 438 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,630 The Jump Shot. 439 00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:27,070 Lemon Drop. 440 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,400 - Right. - Oh. There you go. 441 00:14:28,430 --> 00:14:30,240 Cosmo-fall-itan? 442 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:31,970 - Oh! - Very good. 443 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,140 We could become, like, a hot spot for jumpers. 444 00:14:34,170 --> 00:14:36,146 You know? We'd put their pictures up, all around the bar 445 00:14:36,170 --> 00:14:37,890 - to immortalize them, you know? - Oh, yeah. 446 00:14:37,914 --> 00:14:38,980 Turn them into martyrs. 447 00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:40,970 That's cool. And we'd play music. We'd play music. 448 00:14:40,994 --> 00:14:43,580 Uh, "Highway to Hell". "Free Fallin'". 449 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,176 "Free Fallin'". Come on, man. That's... 450 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,381 You know what we could do? 451 00:14:46,405 --> 00:14:48,890 We could lean into, like, a-a haunted, a haunted house 452 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:51,096 - kind of bar theme, like... you know? - Oh, well, I'm loving that. 453 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,396 - Yeah, that'd get my business back. - You don't have business, 454 00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:54,060 - Cricket. - You don't have business, guy. 455 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,976 Basically, what we've concluded is that it would actually 456 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,960 be good for the bar if this guy jumps and dies. 457 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,800 Yeah? So the answer to the question 458 00:14:59,830 --> 00:15:03,270 of "should we get involved?" is... is actually yes. 459 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,070 - Huh? Why, though? - Yeah, but-but 460 00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:07,086 if-if we stop him, that would be bad for the bar, right, Dennis? 461 00:15:07,110 --> 00:15:09,110 W-Well... No, that's not what I'm saying, though. 462 00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:11,480 More importantly, that's not what the algorithm is saying. 463 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:13,910 You see, we've already established that this guy wants 464 00:15:13,950 --> 00:15:16,110 to die and that it would actually benefit our bar 465 00:15:16,150 --> 00:15:17,320 if he dies. 466 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,250 Now, of course, from an emotional standpoint, 467 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,250 we feel as though we should get involved, 468 00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:23,250 we feel as though we should save this guy, 469 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:24,960 but the algorithm is actually telling us 470 00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:26,990 that that does not benefit anybody. 471 00:15:27,030 --> 00:15:28,490 - Hmm. - The algorithm is telling us, 472 00:15:28,530 --> 00:15:30,600 mathematically, scientifically, 473 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:34,670 that this guy could die, wants to die, 474 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,770 and that we should help him do it. 475 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,340 That's just math. 476 00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:39,810 - Oh. - Hmm. 477 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,170 Well, it still feels a little weird, 478 00:15:42,210 --> 00:15:45,640 but feelings are irrelevant in the face of facts. 479 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,050 - Yeah. - Is that what I'm hearing? 480 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,840 The feelings... feelings just get in the way. 481 00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:50,670 Now, but here's-here's the only thing, though. 482 00:15:50,694 --> 00:15:53,150 Like, if we were gonna do something like this, 483 00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:54,350 - like... - Mm-hmm? 484 00:15:54,390 --> 00:15:55,670 you know, how would we do it? 485 00:15:55,694 --> 00:15:57,860 Like, in the right way? 486 00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:00,011 Do we need to do another algorithm to figure this out? 487 00:16:00,035 --> 00:16:00,560 Eh. 488 00:16:00,590 --> 00:16:02,390 - Nah, I'll push him. - Huh? 489 00:16:02,430 --> 00:16:04,230 What's that? 490 00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:06,230 Yeah. I'll push him off the building. 491 00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:08,070 I don't give a shit. 492 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,141 This is such a difficult situation for any parent. 493 00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:10,708 Yeah. 494 00:16:10,738 --> 00:16:13,370 If you could, would you like to say anything to your son? 495 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:16,170 Oh, yeah. Look, you think you can do whatever you want, 496 00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:17,540 but what's mine is mine. 497 00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:19,180 You don't have a call. 498 00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:21,310 If I want to bang it, I'm gonna bang it. 499 00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:23,580 Not that I am banging it, but I could. 500 00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:25,980 And if it doesn't splatter to bits, 501 00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:27,590 I'm gonna bang it later. 502 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:30,260 Because it's my property. 503 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:33,490 And what I do with my property is my business. 504 00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:35,210 - You got that? - I-I'm sorry to interrupt, 505 00:16:35,234 --> 00:16:36,490 but we have breaking news. 506 00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:37,930 - Eh. - I've gotten word 507 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,930 - the jumper is coming down. - Oh. 508 00:16:39,970 --> 00:16:42,770 I've been told he found out his estranged father is here 509 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,776 - and he wants to come down and talk. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's call... 510 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,440 - He's calling me strange? - Wait, wait... 511 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,740 You don't know what this sicko kid has done. 512 00:16:48,770 --> 00:16:50,580 Okay, Cricket, uh, here's a broom. 513 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,286 You probably sneak up there, give him a little nudge, 514 00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:53,990 and, uh, you know, don't let anyone see you 515 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,750 - commit the murder. - Whoa, uh... 516 00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:58,020 Guys, can-can we just not call it a murder? 517 00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,730 Let's try to think of it more analytically, 518 00:16:59,754 --> 00:17:02,020 more mathematically. It's sort of like a deletion. 519 00:17:02,050 --> 00:17:03,690 You know? Like hitting Control-Alt-Delete. 520 00:17:03,714 --> 00:17:05,020 Bloop. He's in the trash. 521 00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:06,236 - Oh, that's all it is, right? - I like that. 522 00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:07,380 - That works for me. - Uh-oh. 523 00:17:07,405 --> 00:17:08,096 Blip. He's gone. 524 00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:10,460 Breaking news right now. Uh, there's some clarification. 525 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:13,630 The jumper did not jump. He did not jump from the roof. 526 00:17:13,670 --> 00:17:14,830 He is coming down the stairs. 527 00:17:14,854 --> 00:17:17,300 G... oh, dude, that's... What a gyp. 528 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,470 - Yeah. Yeah. - We were gonna... we had a good plan. 529 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,140 Can I say something, though? I think this is for the best. 530 00:17:22,170 --> 00:17:23,810 Right. 531 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:24,531 - You know what I mean? - Probably. 532 00:17:24,556 --> 00:17:25,140 That's not the algorithm... 533 00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:26,820 - Right. - Like, we were going down a road 534 00:17:26,850 --> 00:17:29,170 - I was not totally comfortable with. - Ooh, ooh, ooh. 535 00:17:29,194 --> 00:17:31,250 You guys want to go back to watching our show? 536 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:32,436 - Let's get back to our show. - Right? 537 00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:32,820 The show. 538 00:17:32,850 --> 00:17:34,266 - All right. - Why are we watching this stuff? 539 00:17:34,290 --> 00:17:35,396 - Okay. Yeah, okay. - The guy didn't even jump. 540 00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:36,590 That's boring. 541 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,420 Chet, what we are about to witness here 542 00:17:38,460 --> 00:17:41,830 is a father being reunited with his son after a harrowing day. 543 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,700 - Here he is now. - Yeah. Hey... 544 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:46,970 This isn't my dad. 545 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,070 That's not Dennis. 546 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,570 I thought you said you were the dad. 547 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,740 Not of this sad sack. 548 00:17:52,770 --> 00:17:55,140 I'm sorry, kid. Must've been a mix-up. 549 00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:58,080 I got distracted by the reporter's bagonzas. 550 00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:00,450 Speaking of melons, there's a casaba 551 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,780 with my name on it in there. 552 00:18:02,810 --> 00:18:06,280 Dear Anna, our time apart only makes my heart grow fonder. 553 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,620 - In the dead of night... - Oh! 554 00:18:08,650 --> 00:18:10,490 Hey, you got our fish and chips? 555 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:11,920 - Ate 'em. - Uh... 556 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:12,729 - You ate 'em? - Wow. 557 00:18:12,754 --> 00:18:13,460 Hey, wait, wait. 558 00:18:13,490 --> 00:18:15,290 - Where's my melon? Where's my casaba? - Oh... 559 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,136 It's right here, man. Why do you care so much about this thing? 560 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,330 - What is the deal? - Ah... 561 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:20,100 Yeah, what is the deal with that? 562 00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:21,600 - Ugh. - Oh. 563 00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:22,792 - Ah... - Oh, God. 564 00:18:22,817 --> 00:18:23,270 Ugh! 565 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:27,010 It's where I stash my Maui Kush. 566 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,340 - You hide your weed in a casaba melon? - Yeah. 567 00:18:29,370 --> 00:18:31,140 In case the cops ransack the place, 568 00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:34,350 you got to find a good, unsuspecting spot 569 00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,650 to stash your drugs. 570 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,350 Pot's pretty much legal now. 571 00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:39,556 You don't really have to stash it anywhere. 572 00:18:39,580 --> 00:18:41,180 I-I don't think you have to hide it, man. 573 00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,850 When did that happen? 574 00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:44,466 - Can you move? - You're blocking our show, man. 575 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:44,990 Yeah. 576 00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:46,170 - Come on, man. - You're blocking the show. 577 00:18:46,194 --> 00:18:47,030 I didn't know that. 578 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:47,990 What? You're still watching that British show? 579 00:18:48,030 --> 00:18:50,000 I mean, that's a bunch of crap. 580 00:18:50,030 --> 00:18:51,560 - It stinks. - Uh... 581 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,000 Uh, well, no, actually, 582 00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:55,170 the algorithm told us that we like it. 583 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,070 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. And-and, um... 584 00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:58,700 - Yeah. - I don't. You know what I mean? 585 00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:01,240 Like, I can't follow what they're saying most of the time. 586 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,886 Thank you for saying that. I find it very boring. 587 00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:03,880 - Okay, now, I... - It is boring, right? 588 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,350 I hate the plot because it's absurd. 589 00:19:05,374 --> 00:19:06,340 The plot is ridiculous. 590 00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:07,350 - Right? The scullery maid? - And their teeth, 591 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,850 I find them hard to look at. 592 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,080 The teeth are a little bit of a mess, but mathematically 593 00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:12,286 - we're supposed to like the show. - Uh, yeah, 594 00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:13,420 I know, but mathematically 595 00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:14,930 we were supposed to kill a man today. 596 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,550 Maybe that's, like, part of the problem 597 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:19,390 of, like, taking the humanity out of decisions. 598 00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:21,160 Perhaps the science just isn't there yet. 599 00:19:21,190 --> 00:19:23,730 Hey! Where did we land on the casaba? 600 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,041 I-I think you can eat it, man. I think we're done with it. 601 00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:27,498 - Yeah, we're done. - Yeah. 602 00:19:27,523 --> 00:19:28,271 Oh! 603 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,600 - Yeah, baby. - Eh. 604 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,400 I wouldn't eat it, Cricks. 605 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,110 It's full of loads. 606 00:19:37,234 --> 00:19:42,234 Sync & corrections by Costa Dax www.addic7ed.com