1 00:00:05,191 --> 00:00:06,205 All right, try to get it 2 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:07,368 all the way up under her nose. 3 00:00:07,433 --> 00:00:09,134 - All-all the way... - I'm just trying to stick it in her mouth. 4 00:00:09,201 --> 00:00:11,310 Under her nose should do it and let it kind of waft up. 5 00:00:11,334 --> 00:00:12,910 Oh, she's starting to wake up. 6 00:00:12,934 --> 00:00:14,810 - There she... there we go! - Wakey, wakey, Dee! 7 00:00:14,834 --> 00:00:16,244 Good, because I'm getting sick of trying to keep 8 00:00:16,268 --> 00:00:18,101 the-the hair out of the soup. 9 00:00:18,167 --> 00:00:19,867 It's not soup, it's stew, okay, and you... 10 00:00:19,934 --> 00:00:21,414 Same thing, don't correct me. 11 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:22,900 Soup or stew, you shouldn't feed it 12 00:00:22,967 --> 00:00:24,101 to an unconscious person. 13 00:00:24,167 --> 00:00:25,743 Yeah, but I'm trying to use it to wake her up. 14 00:00:25,767 --> 00:00:27,268 Look, she's not gonna eat it, I'm telling you. 15 00:00:27,334 --> 00:00:28,500 It's not gonna wake her up; I mean, 16 00:00:28,567 --> 00:00:30,110 I don't think stew has any arousing components. 17 00:00:30,134 --> 00:00:31,210 What are you talking about? The smells... 18 00:00:31,234 --> 00:00:32,409 What is this? What's going on? 19 00:00:32,433 --> 00:00:33,776 The flavors! That's the whole point 20 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,043 of getting the stew in the first place. 21 00:00:35,067 --> 00:00:36,834 Wha-What is this? Where am I? 22 00:00:36,900 --> 00:00:38,310 All right, Dee, remember yesterday when you were waving 23 00:00:38,334 --> 00:00:40,277 that first-class ticket to Ireland in our faces 24 00:00:40,301 --> 00:00:42,110 and bragging about that acting gig that you got? 25 00:00:42,134 --> 00:00:44,134 - Yeah. - Yeah? Then you drank yourself 26 00:00:44,167 --> 00:00:45,177 into a stupor and passed out? 27 00:00:45,201 --> 00:00:47,533 I... oh... o-okay. 28 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:48,867 Yeah, well, uh, good news. 29 00:00:48,934 --> 00:00:50,476 We took that one first-class ticket, 30 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:52,111 divided it into five coach tickets. 31 00:00:52,201 --> 00:00:54,245 And then gave you just enough sleeping pills 32 00:00:54,334 --> 00:00:56,376 to keep you blissfully asleep so you could enjoy the flight 33 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,211 and wake up here in Dublin fully rested. 34 00:00:58,301 --> 00:00:59,476 No. No, you didn't! You didn't do this. 35 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:01,245 This-this can't be happening, no. 36 00:01:01,334 --> 00:01:03,101 Yeah, no, we did. That's exactly what we did. 37 00:01:03,167 --> 00:01:05,310 - We absolutely did. - Because we wanted to be supportive. 38 00:01:05,334 --> 00:01:07,900 - No, you didn't! - Because we are always there for each other. 39 00:01:07,967 --> 00:01:09,227 - No, we're not! - Right, guys? 40 00:01:09,267 --> 00:01:10,500 In good times and in bad. 41 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,467 - We are. - And speaking of time, um, you are late. 42 00:01:13,467 --> 00:01:15,467 - You got about 15 minutes to get to that TV studio. - Oh, God. 43 00:01:15,533 --> 00:01:17,134 - No, no, no, no. - Good thing you woke up. 44 00:01:17,201 --> 00:01:19,281 - This can't be happening... - Well, slow down now. 45 00:01:19,368 --> 00:01:21,934 Hey, be sure to look to the right if you go in the road! Be careful out there. 46 00:01:22,001 --> 00:01:23,944 'Cause they drive on the other side here! 47 00:01:24,034 --> 00:01:25,595 No, no, no, no, no. No. 48 00:01:27,268 --> 00:01:30,334 Oh, goddamn it! 49 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:35,900 Taxi? Oh, taxi! 50 00:01:35,967 --> 00:01:36,994 Taxi! Taxi! 51 00:02:01,968 --> 00:02:03,410 - Car! - Yeah, I see it, Frank, 52 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:06,543 - I can handle the driving. - Oh, just go faster, goddamn it! 53 00:02:06,567 --> 00:02:08,377 I can't believe you guys did this to me. 54 00:02:08,467 --> 00:02:10,310 Oh, my God, Dee, we are driving you to work, okay? 55 00:02:10,334 --> 00:02:11,761 We-we brought you to Ireland. 56 00:02:11,785 --> 00:02:13,233 We brought you here, okay? 57 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,610 We didn't have to do that. Do you know how hard 58 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,109 it was to get you through customs? 59 00:02:16,133 --> 00:02:17,944 - It was wicked hard, yeah. - We're doing this for you! 60 00:02:17,968 --> 00:02:20,277 Whatever, okay, I think the studio's right up here. 61 00:02:20,367 --> 00:02:23,110 I'll call you guys around 6:00 or whenever I'm off. 62 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:24,311 Why? 63 00:02:24,335 --> 00:02:25,467 So you can pick me up. 64 00:02:26,373 --> 00:02:28,100 - What? - Dee, we're taking time 65 00:02:28,167 --> 00:02:29,810 out of our Irish vacation to drive you to work, 66 00:02:29,834 --> 00:02:31,233 now you want us to pick you up? 67 00:02:31,300 --> 00:02:32,478 "Vacation"? You just said 68 00:02:32,502 --> 00:02:33,701 you were here for me! 69 00:02:33,767 --> 00:02:35,200 Well, yeah, we're here for you, 70 00:02:35,267 --> 00:02:36,777 but we're also here for our vacation. 71 00:02:36,801 --> 00:02:38,443 Yeah, I'm back in the motherland finally! 72 00:02:38,467 --> 00:02:40,844 I've always wanted to trace back my family lineage. 73 00:02:40,934 --> 00:02:42,944 I mean, as the most Irish person here, I really think... 74 00:02:42,968 --> 00:02:45,377 Wait a minute, wait, whoa, whoa, dude, I'm Irish. 75 00:02:45,467 --> 00:02:46,810 Well, yeah, but you're not as Irish as me. 76 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,044 I could be. You don't know that. 77 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:49,677 - How do you know that? - Charlie, I have 78 00:02:49,701 --> 00:02:51,267 a shamrock tattooed on my thigh. 79 00:02:51,334 --> 00:02:53,767 - So what? - I'm gonna show it to you! You want to see it? 80 00:02:53,834 --> 00:02:55,100 - No, stop it! You're squishing me! - Car! Car! 81 00:02:55,167 --> 00:02:57,210 - I see the car, stop! Mac, stop! - Goddamn it. 82 00:02:57,300 --> 00:02:58,777 - You're kicking my seat, okay? - That was close. 83 00:02:58,801 --> 00:03:00,843 Keep your stupid, ugly shamrock tattoo in your pants. 84 00:03:00,867 --> 00:03:02,944 Why did you have to get the teeny, tiniest car possible? 85 00:03:02,968 --> 00:03:04,176 - It is small. - I'm getting squished back here 86 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,276 and just sucking in diesel fumes. 87 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:06,834 What did you want me to do, Dee? 88 00:03:06,901 --> 00:03:09,044 Did you want me to rent a big obnoxious American truck 89 00:03:09,068 --> 00:03:10,268 like-like that one over there? 90 00:03:10,334 --> 00:03:11,810 That's exactly what we're trying to get away from. 91 00:03:11,834 --> 00:03:12,878 Okay, you know, 92 00:03:12,902 --> 00:03:13,968 the-the tiny car, 93 00:03:14,034 --> 00:03:16,277 that's all part of the charm of-of Europe. 94 00:03:16,367 --> 00:03:18,376 You know, like driving on the left-hand side of the road. 95 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,110 Dangerous for Americans like you. 96 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,643 But, you know, it's authentic and, 97 00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:23,376 and that's what I want, that's what I'm going for. 98 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,077 An authentic Irish... 99 00:03:25,167 --> 00:03:26,228 Get fucked! 100 00:03:26,252 --> 00:03:27,334 Oh! 101 00:03:27,978 --> 00:03:30,968 - Irish experience. - Okay, just pull over, all right? 102 00:03:31,034 --> 00:03:32,510 Just pull over and let me out! I'll walk. 103 00:03:32,534 --> 00:03:34,667 You goddamn bastards! 104 00:03:38,068 --> 00:03:39,695 Here I am! 105 00:03:40,126 --> 00:03:42,124 "Obnoxious American MILF" reporting for duty, sir! 106 00:03:42,159 --> 00:03:44,110 You're late. You were supposed to be here an hour ago. 107 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,678 I know, I know, I hit a little bit of traffic. 108 00:03:46,767 --> 00:03:48,610 But if you think about it, you know, in a way, 109 00:03:48,634 --> 00:03:50,109 I feel like the character would be late, too, 110 00:03:50,133 --> 00:03:51,653 so it's not really that big of a... 111 00:03:51,734 --> 00:03:52,910 You're lucky this time... Production's running behind, 112 00:03:52,934 --> 00:03:54,276 so we don't need you for another hour. 113 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:56,367 Ah, thank God, okay. 114 00:03:56,434 --> 00:03:58,045 Jesus Christ. What happened to you? 115 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:00,534 Ah! Ow. 116 00:04:00,977 --> 00:04:02,411 Well, that's... 117 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:04,200 that's a doozy, isn't it? 118 00:04:04,267 --> 00:04:06,844 We can't shoot you like that... It-it's disturbing! 119 00:04:06,934 --> 00:04:08,778 Well, it's not, it's not even real. 120 00:04:08,867 --> 00:04:10,233 It-It's just makeup. 121 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:12,011 It's makeup left over from the show 122 00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:13,311 I did this morning. 123 00:04:13,335 --> 00:04:14,567 That's makeup? 124 00:04:14,634 --> 00:04:16,844 Yep, nothing to it but a little latex and blush. 125 00:04:16,934 --> 00:04:18,411 You know, I just forgot to... 126 00:04:19,012 --> 00:04:20,342 wash... it off. 127 00:04:20,377 --> 00:04:23,400 Um, you know, probably 'cause I never wear makeup in real life. 128 00:04:23,467 --> 00:04:25,144 'Cause natural beauty. 129 00:04:25,168 --> 00:04:26,867 I'll tell you what, um, since 130 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,743 I do have a little time, I should just pop out and wash 131 00:04:28,767 --> 00:04:31,310 my face real quick and-and come right back, it's not a big deal. 132 00:04:31,334 --> 00:04:32,910 Go on, just go on. Be back in an hour. 133 00:04:32,934 --> 00:04:34,276 - And don't be late again. - Absolutely. I won't be late. 134 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:35,411 I'm one wet wipe away 135 00:04:35,435 --> 00:04:36,567 from being your MILF. 136 00:04:36,634 --> 00:04:38,367 Can we get cracking here, people, come on! 137 00:04:38,434 --> 00:04:40,034 Oh, you're gonna want to F this so bad! 138 00:04:41,099 --> 00:04:42,334 This is so exciting. 139 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,045 Yeah. I already feel like I'm home. 140 00:04:44,133 --> 00:04:47,068 I cannot wait to see the house that my dad grew up in. 141 00:04:47,133 --> 00:04:50,214 Apparently it's been in my family for generations. 142 00:04:50,234 --> 00:04:52,968 - Oh. Cool. Yeah, I mean, I dig it here, man. - Yeah. 143 00:04:52,968 --> 00:04:54,743 You know, you get all the comforts of Philly. 144 00:04:54,767 --> 00:04:57,344 You got drunks, you got Irish people, you got, um... 145 00:04:57,434 --> 00:04:59,109 I guess that's the same thing, but, like, 146 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:01,476 you also get, like, the magical mystical element of this place, 147 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:04,140 You know, you get the banshees and the spirits and the sprites! 148 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,744 And Shelley! Shelley's here, which is pretty cool. 149 00:05:06,834 --> 00:05:08,910 All of those things are made up, including Shelley. 150 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:11,044 - Shelley's not made up. - He's your imaginary friend 151 00:05:11,068 --> 00:05:13,034 - that you've had since you were a kid. - Dude, he's not my 152 00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:14,443 imaginary friend, he's my pen pal, okay? 153 00:05:14,467 --> 00:05:15,777 And he's Irish, that's why his name is Shelley. 154 00:05:15,801 --> 00:05:18,300 A pen pal that writes to you in a magical language. 155 00:05:18,367 --> 00:05:20,931 Dude, the guy's real, okay? And this is why 156 00:05:20,966 --> 00:05:22,867 - I know more about Ireland than you do. - Hey, stop! 157 00:05:22,867 --> 00:05:23,987 Stop right there, all right? 158 00:05:24,034 --> 00:05:26,251 This is why Irish people hate Americans. 159 00:05:26,286 --> 00:05:28,110 You've got, like, two percent Irish in you, 160 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,143 and you think you know more about Ireland than me? 161 00:05:30,167 --> 00:05:32,543 Do you have a shamrock tattoo somewhere on your body? No. 162 00:05:32,567 --> 00:05:35,315 I do, because that's my primary identity. 163 00:05:35,350 --> 00:05:36,815 Number one, Irish. 164 00:05:36,850 --> 00:05:39,068 Number two, gay. Number three, badass. 165 00:05:39,133 --> 00:05:40,400 You're none of those things, 166 00:05:40,467 --> 00:05:41,576 so you should be talking of none of them. 167 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,240 Are talking about what you identify as 168 00:05:43,267 --> 00:05:44,434 or what you actually are? 169 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:46,144 They're the same thing now, Charlie. 170 00:05:46,233 --> 00:05:48,978 And I can have you canceled for even suggesting otherwise. 171 00:05:49,068 --> 00:05:50,209 - No, right. - I have the power to do that. 172 00:05:50,233 --> 00:05:51,476 Because I'm a gay man and you're 173 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:53,467 just a straight white, cis male. 174 00:05:53,534 --> 00:05:55,267 Yeah. And Irish, so... 175 00:05:55,334 --> 00:05:57,367 Will you just be here for me? 176 00:05:57,434 --> 00:05:58,945 - Okay. - This is a huge day for me 177 00:05:59,034 --> 00:06:00,701 - and I just, I feel like you could... - Okay. 178 00:06:00,767 --> 00:06:02,467 - you could support me a little bit... - All right! All right! 179 00:06:02,534 --> 00:06:04,810 I mean, this is the circle of life coming full... oh, oh! 180 00:06:04,834 --> 00:06:06,934 Oh! It-it should be coming up right here. 181 00:06:07,001 --> 00:06:09,195 Yeah, the House of McDonald is 182 00:06:09,219 --> 00:06:11,434 at this address... 183 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,333 here. 184 00:06:15,001 --> 00:06:16,828 Wow. 185 00:06:16,852 --> 00:06:18,701 Yeah, nailed it. 186 00:06:19,901 --> 00:06:22,177 Cool, so your dad grew up in a McDonald's or...? 187 00:06:22,267 --> 00:06:25,167 No. No, my dad didn't grow up in a McDonald's. 188 00:06:25,233 --> 00:06:27,109 You sure? 'Cause this is the House of McDonald. 189 00:06:27,133 --> 00:06:29,167 Hey, oh, you know what, dude? 190 00:06:29,233 --> 00:06:31,311 Maybe you are, like, from the McDonald family? 191 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:32,911 Like, like, are you 192 00:06:32,935 --> 00:06:34,467 the Ronald McDonald? 193 00:06:34,534 --> 00:06:36,376 Like, is the hamburger clown named after you? 194 00:06:37,352 --> 00:06:39,133 I can't tell if you're making fun of me right now. 195 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,667 - Oh? - We got to go find out. I got to, we got to find out. 196 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:43,167 You want to get some more information on that? 197 00:06:43,233 --> 00:06:45,243 - Yeah, let's get some more information. - Yeah, okay, yeah, 'cause you 198 00:06:45,267 --> 00:06:46,827 could be entitled to a lot of money. 199 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:52,800 What the hell is this, Frank? 200 00:06:52,867 --> 00:06:54,476 I-I thought we were going to a distillery. 201 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:56,767 You want an authentic Irish experience? 202 00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:58,428 There's nothing more Irish 203 00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:00,068 than a corporate tax shelter. 204 00:07:00,133 --> 00:07:02,734 Welcome to the worldwide headquarters 205 00:07:02,801 --> 00:07:05,600 - of Frank's Fluids. - Uh-huh. 206 00:07:05,667 --> 00:07:08,636 Goddamn. What's that smell? 207 00:07:08,671 --> 00:07:09,834 What smell? 208 00:07:09,901 --> 00:07:12,400 Oh, it's Ralphie. 209 00:07:12,467 --> 00:07:14,801 Must've got trapped in here. 210 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:16,427 Looks like he's fused to the carpet. 211 00:07:16,467 --> 00:07:18,785 - Uh-huh. Is that a cat? - It was. 212 00:07:18,820 --> 00:07:20,834 Okay, well, that is, that is grotesque. 213 00:07:20,901 --> 00:07:23,767 - I can't believe I don't smell that. - It stinks. 214 00:07:23,767 --> 00:07:26,001 - I don't smell it. - Guys! Guys! Hey, acting emergency. 215 00:07:26,001 --> 00:07:28,267 Oh, goddamn, what is that smell? 216 00:07:28,334 --> 00:07:29,843 - That's Ralphie. He's fused. - Yeah. 217 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:31,577 - Oh. - Whoa, Dee! 218 00:07:31,667 --> 00:07:33,934 - That looks bad. - Yeah, I got myself a bit of a hematoma here. 219 00:07:33,934 --> 00:07:36,310 - Can you guys please help me? - It's okay, Dee. I got you, 220 00:07:36,334 --> 00:07:38,034 I got you. This is why we're here. Okay. 221 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:39,968 - Yes. - You know, lucky for you, I happen to have experience 222 00:07:40,034 --> 00:07:42,311 covering up blunt force trauma, so... 223 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:43,611 Oh. Uh-uh, yeah. 224 00:07:43,635 --> 00:07:44,867 Okay, good, so... 225 00:07:44,934 --> 00:07:46,477 - simple fix. - Great. 226 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:48,511 We simply need to redistribute the blood. 227 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,040 - Great, do it, let's go. - That... 228 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:51,678 - Okay. - Do it, bitch, go! 229 00:07:51,767 --> 00:07:53,400 All right. 230 00:07:55,667 --> 00:07:57,233 Oh, God! 231 00:07:57,300 --> 00:07:58,444 Ooh. 232 00:07:59,701 --> 00:08:00,801 Wow, look at that. 233 00:08:00,867 --> 00:08:02,901 Let me see here. 234 00:08:02,968 --> 00:08:05,001 Oh! Oh, shit. 235 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:06,945 - That's like magic. - Yeah. 236 00:08:07,034 --> 00:08:09,011 Okay, now you guys can help me with my thing. 237 00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:10,700 We got to shred a bunch of documents. 238 00:08:10,767 --> 00:08:12,276 What... whoa, what? What are you talking about, man? 239 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:14,267 Well, the thing of it is, um... 240 00:08:14,334 --> 00:08:15,794 that Frank's Fluids may 241 00:08:15,818 --> 00:08:17,300 or may not have been 242 00:08:17,367 --> 00:08:19,227 the official beverage supplier 243 00:08:19,251 --> 00:08:21,133 of Jeffrey Epstein. 244 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,177 - What? - Jeffrey Epstein? 245 00:08:24,267 --> 00:08:26,267 Yeah. Yeah, but before you judge me, know this: 246 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:29,334 Yes, I was on the sex island, 247 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,968 but only for the snorkeling! 248 00:08:31,034 --> 00:08:32,743 I didn't know anything about the kid stuff. 249 00:08:32,767 --> 00:08:35,744 - Oh! - No, look, 95% of what went on down there 250 00:08:35,779 --> 00:08:37,167 - was not pedophilia. - Oh, yeah? 251 00:08:37,233 --> 00:08:38,767 No, the other five percent, 252 00:08:38,834 --> 00:08:40,511 that sullied the whole operation. 253 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:41,977 - Yeah, it sure did, Frank. - It sure did. 254 00:08:42,001 --> 00:08:43,678 Well, you know, it ain't just me. 255 00:08:43,767 --> 00:08:46,311 Your guys' names are on those documents, too, remember? 256 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,634 - What? Still? - Goddamn it, Frank! 257 00:08:48,701 --> 00:08:50,781 - Son of a bitch! - No, I don't have time for this! 258 00:08:50,867 --> 00:08:52,643 Well, come on, it'll be quick. It's only a couple boxes. 259 00:08:52,667 --> 00:08:53,711 - Ah, shit! - Oh... 260 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:00,167 Goddamn it! 261 00:09:05,827 --> 00:09:06,937 Bullshit. 262 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:09,004 This one's bullshit. 263 00:09:09,071 --> 00:09:11,470 All these family tree books... 264 00:09:11,537 --> 00:09:13,104 This one just fell apart. 265 00:09:13,170 --> 00:09:15,414 There's so many "Mc" and "Mac" names, too. 266 00:09:15,504 --> 00:09:16,980 Like, how are we supposed to find anything? 267 00:09:17,004 --> 00:09:18,646 Dude, I found one right here in this gibberish book. 268 00:09:18,670 --> 00:09:20,381 There's a whole section on McDonald. 269 00:09:20,470 --> 00:09:22,430 It's not gibberish, you just can't read, dude. 270 00:09:22,470 --> 00:09:24,513 Well, uh, well, no, I can read this. Here, check this out. 271 00:09:24,537 --> 00:09:27,637 "The McDonalds of County Cork 272 00:09:27,704 --> 00:09:30,104 "settled in the Lee Valley 273 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:32,038 - "as far back as..." - Wait, wait, wait, wait a second. 274 00:09:32,104 --> 00:09:34,170 This is, like, Irish or Gaelic 275 00:09:34,237 --> 00:09:36,446 or whatever, whatever they call it... you can read that? 276 00:09:36,470 --> 00:09:38,814 Well, if "Gaelic" or "Irish" is-is what you call 277 00:09:38,904 --> 00:09:40,880 the magical gibberish language that my pen pal taught me, 278 00:09:40,904 --> 00:09:42,404 uh, yes, Mac, I can. 279 00:09:42,470 --> 00:09:44,614 So you're telling me that you can't read English, 280 00:09:44,704 --> 00:09:47,114 but you can speak and read an entirely different language? 281 00:09:47,138 --> 00:09:48,714 Uh, I can read it, I can't speak it. 282 00:09:48,804 --> 00:09:50,114 How can you read something you can't speak? 283 00:09:50,138 --> 00:09:51,513 - It doesn't make any sense. - I don't know, 284 00:09:51,537 --> 00:09:52,947 It's the mystery of the magic, I don't know. 285 00:09:52,971 --> 00:09:54,580 Plus, you know, these are Irish words, 286 00:09:54,604 --> 00:09:56,446 And my mouth is made for American words naturally... 287 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:59,704 So your imaginary pen pal was a real person? 288 00:09:59,771 --> 00:10:01,313 Yes, dude, that's what I've been telling you this whole time. 289 00:10:01,337 --> 00:10:03,313 My mom was, like, really invested in me having a pen pal 290 00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:05,681 so she found me this kid, Shelley Kelly. You know, I... 291 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:08,481 I'm sorry, your pen pal's name was Shelley Kelly? 292 00:10:08,570 --> 00:10:11,104 - Yeah. - Have you ever thought maybe you were related? 293 00:10:11,104 --> 00:10:13,704 - Why? - Because you have the same last name. 294 00:10:13,704 --> 00:10:16,048 - He's from Ireland, man! - Jesus Christ! Okay, look. 295 00:10:16,138 --> 00:10:17,179 Follow me here for a second... 296 00:10:17,203 --> 00:10:18,346 Your mom was a giant whore, right? 297 00:10:19,497 --> 00:10:20,371 - Yeah. - Okay. 298 00:10:20,437 --> 00:10:22,714 So maybe she banged her way through Ireland sometime 299 00:10:22,804 --> 00:10:24,237 in the '70s, right? 300 00:10:24,303 --> 00:10:26,047 And maybe this is, like, your half brother. 301 00:10:26,071 --> 00:10:28,004 Dude, wait a second. 302 00:10:28,071 --> 00:10:30,514 Now you're finally making some sense here, because, like, 303 00:10:30,604 --> 00:10:32,481 this guy is like the Irish version of me. 304 00:10:32,570 --> 00:10:34,413 You know what I mean? We're into all the same shit. 305 00:10:34,437 --> 00:10:36,437 Um, cheese, ghouls, um... 306 00:10:36,504 --> 00:10:38,604 uh, ghouls, cheese, uh... 307 00:10:38,670 --> 00:10:40,437 Holy shit, man, this is crazy. 308 00:10:40,504 --> 00:10:41,613 - You know what the problem is? - Yeah. 309 00:10:41,637 --> 00:10:43,117 This library's got too many books. 310 00:10:43,203 --> 00:10:45,681 - And so what I got to do is... - You need a phone instead. 311 00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:47,971 - Well, I got to go to the source. - Of? 312 00:10:47,971 --> 00:10:50,804 I'm gonna call my mommy. 313 00:10:55,637 --> 00:10:56,748 Hey, Mommy! 314 00:10:56,772 --> 00:10:57,904 Who is this? 315 00:10:57,971 --> 00:10:59,904 It's... it's me, Mac. 316 00:10:59,971 --> 00:11:01,165 Oh. 317 00:11:01,189 --> 00:11:02,404 Yeah, I'm in Ireland. 318 00:11:04,104 --> 00:11:06,038 I miss you, too. 319 00:11:06,104 --> 00:11:07,913 - She didn't say that. - Yes, she did. She did. 320 00:11:07,937 --> 00:11:09,646 - Nah, she didn't. She did not. - She totally did. Hey, Mom? 321 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,370 Um, so, anyway, um, 322 00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:14,237 we're in Ireland, and I was looking for Dad's house, 323 00:11:14,303 --> 00:11:16,214 but the address you gave me was wrong, 324 00:11:16,303 --> 00:11:20,194 And, like, I kind of can't find the Luther McDonalds anywhere. 325 00:11:20,229 --> 00:11:23,071 - Yeah. - What do you mean, "yeah"? 326 00:11:23,138 --> 00:11:25,514 Do you have any information on Dad or our heritage? 327 00:11:25,604 --> 00:11:27,447 - No. - What do you mean, "no"? 328 00:11:27,537 --> 00:11:28,971 You're not Irish. 329 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:31,138 I'm not Irish? 330 00:11:31,203 --> 00:11:32,581 - Yeah. - Are you joking? 331 00:11:32,670 --> 00:11:34,181 Nope. 332 00:11:34,205 --> 00:11:35,737 My last name is McDonald. 333 00:11:35,804 --> 00:11:38,871 - No. - Are you telling me that Dad changed his last name? 334 00:11:38,871 --> 00:11:40,914 - Yep. - What's Dad's last name? 335 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,404 Vandross. 336 00:11:42,470 --> 00:11:44,604 Dad's name is Luther Vandross? 337 00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:46,814 - Are you messing with me? - No. 338 00:11:46,904 --> 00:11:48,414 - Are you Irish? - Uh-uh. 339 00:11:48,504 --> 00:11:50,180 - What are you? - Dutch. 340 00:11:50,270 --> 00:11:51,981 - What's Dad? - Dutch. 341 00:11:52,071 --> 00:11:54,104 Am I Dutch? 342 00:11:54,870 --> 00:11:56,882 - Yeah. - No, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, 343 00:11:56,906 --> 00:11:58,038 slow down. 344 00:11:58,104 --> 00:12:01,170 Slow down, be serious, Mom, be serious! 345 00:12:01,237 --> 00:12:04,337 Am I Irish? 346 00:12:06,734 --> 00:12:07,504 No. 347 00:12:07,570 --> 00:12:09,279 Please-please tell me th-that's not true. 348 00:12:09,303 --> 00:12:11,904 Please tell me that I'm... 349 00:12:11,971 --> 00:12:13,904 No! No! 350 00:12:13,971 --> 00:12:15,404 You Dutch? 351 00:12:15,470 --> 00:12:17,247 No, th-th-there's no way I'm Dutch. 352 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:18,713 There's no way I'm... 353 00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:20,971 You shush! You shush! 354 00:12:22,237 --> 00:12:24,804 Everybody was on the island that weekend. 355 00:12:24,871 --> 00:12:26,504 Jizzaline... 356 00:12:26,570 --> 00:12:29,871 the-the computer guy with the little weird glasses? 357 00:12:29,937 --> 00:12:31,914 He didn't do anything with the kids. 358 00:12:32,004 --> 00:12:34,203 But he was really into the manatees. 359 00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:35,431 Which, by the way, 360 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:36,637 also got very sexual. 361 00:12:37,908 --> 00:12:39,713 Frank... can you, can you just stop talking 362 00:12:39,737 --> 00:12:41,179 about sexual things with manatees. 363 00:12:41,203 --> 00:12:43,147 The following year, he doesn't show up, 364 00:12:43,237 --> 00:12:45,704 the manatee's all bent out of shape. 365 00:12:45,771 --> 00:12:47,370 Frank, can you please stop? 366 00:12:47,437 --> 00:12:48,737 I-I'm looking for someone 367 00:12:48,804 --> 00:12:50,570 and you're distracting me. 368 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:53,004 I mean, this manatee was so depressed, 369 00:12:53,071 --> 00:12:56,038 she actually swam into a boat propeller. 370 00:12:56,104 --> 00:12:58,237 Boom! Blammo! 371 00:12:58,303 --> 00:13:00,237 Mantacide. 372 00:13:00,303 --> 00:13:02,404 The moral of the story is 373 00:13:02,470 --> 00:13:03,847 the heart wants 374 00:13:03,871 --> 00:13:05,270 what the heart wants. 375 00:13:05,337 --> 00:13:07,670 It was all consensual. 376 00:13:07,737 --> 00:13:09,738 Except for the kids, thus the shredding. 377 00:13:11,437 --> 00:13:13,514 Wait, oh, Frank, Frank, I've found her. 378 00:13:13,604 --> 00:13:16,637 - Who? - The perfect woman with the perfect 379 00:13:16,637 --> 00:13:19,170 head of Irish hair. 380 00:13:19,949 --> 00:13:21,470 What, what the hell, what the hell is that? 381 00:13:21,537 --> 00:13:24,280 With the hair thing... what are you, some kind of freak? 382 00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:26,570 Here's the thing. 383 00:13:26,637 --> 00:13:28,414 I've always noticed that 384 00:13:28,438 --> 00:13:30,437 redheads have a distinct odor. 385 00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:32,966 A pleasant odor, to be clear. 386 00:13:33,001 --> 00:13:35,203 But, um, a peculiar scent 387 00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:37,390 that is quite different than all other hair types. 388 00:13:37,470 --> 00:13:39,848 And I've always wondered, like, is that a genetic thing? 389 00:13:39,937 --> 00:13:42,417 Or is it some sort of mutation that sprung from generations 390 00:13:42,470 --> 00:13:45,038 of being away from the motherland, so... 391 00:13:45,104 --> 00:13:47,914 I wanted to find a native with an authentic head of Irish hair. 392 00:13:48,004 --> 00:13:50,104 And this little lass over there 393 00:13:50,170 --> 00:13:52,404 is the perfect specimen. 394 00:13:52,470 --> 00:13:54,914 - Uh-huh. - The perfect woman, I mean. 395 00:13:55,004 --> 00:13:56,514 Woman. 396 00:13:56,604 --> 00:13:57,937 She's the perfect woman. 397 00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,637 I'll be back. 398 00:14:03,170 --> 00:14:04,937 Hi, how are you? 399 00:14:05,004 --> 00:14:06,404 Lovely. How are you? 400 00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:08,114 I'm great, I'm great. Are you from Ireland? 401 00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:09,647 How'd you guess? 402 00:14:10,722 --> 00:14:11,904 Oi! 403 00:14:12,690 --> 00:14:14,771 - Liar! - What the hell are you doing? 404 00:14:14,837 --> 00:14:17,347 What the hell are you doing? You're not Irish. 405 00:14:17,437 --> 00:14:18,914 Or if you are, that-that's a wig. 406 00:14:19,004 --> 00:14:20,537 There's no smell at all to you. 407 00:14:20,604 --> 00:14:21,747 Am I to believe that you're a natural redhead 408 00:14:21,771 --> 00:14:23,104 and yet there's no odor? 409 00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:24,331 No odor at all? 410 00:14:24,355 --> 00:14:25,537 No, I don't believe you. 411 00:14:25,604 --> 00:14:26,898 Are you okay, hon? 412 00:14:26,922 --> 00:14:28,237 You seem a little nutted. 413 00:14:28,303 --> 00:14:30,347 Oh, no, I'm fine. If anyone's nutted, it's you. 414 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,146 Okay, if "nutted" means that you're a liar. 415 00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:34,146 - Have you got a temp check yet? - What are you talk...? 416 00:14:34,170 --> 00:14:35,714 Don't-don't point that thing at me. 417 00:14:35,804 --> 00:14:37,138 Jesus. You have a fever. 418 00:14:37,203 --> 00:14:38,670 Okay, well, if I'm hot, 419 00:14:38,737 --> 00:14:40,948 it's only because you've riled me up with your lies. 420 00:14:41,038 --> 00:14:43,678 My friend and I have traveled a long way to this country and... 421 00:14:43,704 --> 00:14:44,831 Is that him? 422 00:14:44,855 --> 00:14:46,004 Yeah. 423 00:14:46,071 --> 00:14:47,791 You can't dump your rubbish in the beer! 424 00:14:47,837 --> 00:14:49,198 That's not rubbish, 425 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,604 it's, uh, shredded documents 426 00:14:50,670 --> 00:14:52,848 from a sex island, it's... I'm not gonna explain it 427 00:14:52,937 --> 00:14:54,913 to you because, uh, it sounds worse than it is. 428 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,038 You need to leave! 429 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,664 I'm going to leave. I want to leave. 430 00:14:57,737 --> 00:14:59,647 I'm gonna go find real Irish people, 431 00:14:59,737 --> 00:15:01,747 who have odors and don't make people smell them, 432 00:15:01,771 --> 00:15:04,280 only to find out that they have no odor at all! 433 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,138 That's crazy! 434 00:15:06,203 --> 00:15:08,370 Good day to you. 435 00:15:10,038 --> 00:15:12,081 Hey, Frank, we got to go, man, come on. 436 00:15:12,170 --> 00:15:14,581 We're getting kicked out. Someone lied and I got angry. 437 00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:15,670 Oh. 438 00:15:16,318 --> 00:15:17,482 Wait a minute. 439 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,670 Hold on a second. 440 00:15:19,737 --> 00:15:20,898 Hey, Charlie! 441 00:15:20,922 --> 00:15:22,104 Yo, Frank. 442 00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:24,015 Hey, man. Can you come pick us up? 443 00:15:24,104 --> 00:15:25,813 We got booted out of the library 'cause Mac's freaking out. 444 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,470 He just found out he's Dutch. 445 00:15:27,537 --> 00:15:29,670 Aw, that's gonna be a whole thing. 446 00:15:29,737 --> 00:15:31,213 Oh, dude, it's a whole thing already. 447 00:15:31,237 --> 00:15:32,546 He's being super annoying about it. 448 00:15:32,570 --> 00:15:34,514 We just got tossed out of this pub, 449 00:15:34,604 --> 00:15:36,748 because Dennis was smelling somebody's hair. 450 00:15:36,837 --> 00:15:39,147 You can't smell something that's got no odor, Frank. 451 00:15:39,237 --> 00:15:40,781 Oh, really? Weird. 452 00:15:40,871 --> 00:15:42,670 Hey, look, dude, I found out 453 00:15:42,737 --> 00:15:44,646 I might have, like, a half brother or something. 454 00:15:44,670 --> 00:15:46,780 So maybe we can, like, take this trip out to the countryside? 455 00:15:46,804 --> 00:15:48,546 I'd really love to meet up with this guy. 456 00:15:48,570 --> 00:15:50,704 A brother? That's weird. 457 00:15:50,771 --> 00:15:52,404 Well, the country sounds good. 458 00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:54,347 I can fold in my shred-and-spread. 459 00:15:54,437 --> 00:15:56,180 Oh, you're doing a shred-and-spread? 460 00:15:56,270 --> 00:15:57,980 We haven't done one of those in years, man! 461 00:15:58,004 --> 00:15:59,771 I'm gonna kill myself, Frank. 462 00:15:59,837 --> 00:16:02,246 He's not really gonna do it, dude, he's just being dramatic. 463 00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:03,281 Do it, bitch! 464 00:16:03,305 --> 00:16:04,337 Yeah, do it, bitch. 465 00:16:04,404 --> 00:16:05,713 I'm not really gonna do it. It's just a cry for help. 466 00:16:05,737 --> 00:16:07,813 Yeah, no shit! Just-just come pick us up, all right? 467 00:16:07,837 --> 00:16:09,904 All right, all right, goodbye! 468 00:16:09,971 --> 00:16:11,313 - Wait, let me get this bag... - Let's go. 469 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:12,747 Come on, let's get this stuff out of here. 470 00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:14,757 This is ridiculous, man. What are you doing? 471 00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:16,134 You're throwing it in a keg, seriously? 472 00:16:16,169 --> 00:16:17,777 What, what are you gonna do? I got to get rid of 'em. 473 00:16:19,984 --> 00:16:23,210 She has arrived, the obnoxious American MILF is walking! 474 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,333 The MILF is walking. 475 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,678 You're two hours late. 476 00:16:26,702 --> 00:16:28,001 Am I now? Oh, gosh. Well, 477 00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:30,209 I did get caught up in a little bit of a shred-and-spread, 478 00:16:30,233 --> 00:16:31,676 plus it's hard to tell with the time difference. 479 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,644 Um, you can show me to my trailer now. 480 00:16:33,734 --> 00:16:35,510 And I'd love a cup of coffee... Two creams, please? 481 00:16:35,534 --> 00:16:36,744 - Uh... - Holy shit. 482 00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:38,101 What? 483 00:16:38,168 --> 00:16:39,634 I am so confused. 484 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,467 Is this more makeup? 485 00:16:43,367 --> 00:16:46,068 Oh, goddamn! I mean... 486 00:16:46,134 --> 00:16:49,500 Yeah, yeah, it looks as though the makeup 487 00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:53,351 did redistribute down into my, my eye area. 488 00:16:53,386 --> 00:16:54,400 I think just a quick touch-up 489 00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:56,377 from a professional would do the trick. 490 00:16:56,467 --> 00:16:58,176 Okay, ma'am, I don't know what's going on with you, 491 00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,978 - but please leave my set. - Hmm? 492 00:17:00,068 --> 00:17:02,010 No, no, no, no... no, come on. Give me a chance, please. 493 00:17:02,034 --> 00:17:04,511 I can still be an obnoxious American mom you'd like to F! 494 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,233 Please, just give me a chance. 495 00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,744 I'm sorry, we've already recast your part. 496 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,001 You! 497 00:17:14,455 --> 00:17:15,500 Do you two know each other? 498 00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:16,944 What are you doing here? 499 00:17:16,968 --> 00:17:18,367 What are you doing here? 500 00:17:18,434 --> 00:17:19,644 - I asked you first! - Okay! 501 00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,644 I've just been backpacking across Europe. 502 00:17:21,734 --> 00:17:23,343 About an hour ago, some guy approached me, 503 00:17:23,367 --> 00:17:25,893 said I'd be perfect for an obnoxious American MILF. 504 00:17:25,928 --> 00:17:26,634 Here I am. 505 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,176 You don't know what you're doing! You're not even an actor. 506 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,878 - Neither are you. - Oh, you bitch! 507 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:31,834 - Oh, you dumb bitch! - Okay. Security! 508 00:17:31,901 --> 00:17:33,010 - Get this woman off my set! - Don't you start! 509 00:17:33,034 --> 00:17:34,145 - Security! - Don't you... 510 00:17:34,233 --> 00:17:36,033 Come on, man! Okay, okay, okay, it's fine! 511 00:17:36,101 --> 00:17:38,111 Okay, it's fine. Everyone, listen, please. 512 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,534 Please, please, I'm begging you. 513 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,730 I'm begging you... I need this so bad! 514 00:17:41,765 --> 00:17:44,376 I need this worse than I've ever needed anything in my entire life. 515 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,680 Please give me a role, any role. 516 00:17:45,734 --> 00:17:47,044 A speaking role. 517 00:17:47,068 --> 00:17:48,400 I'll say anything. 518 00:17:50,434 --> 00:17:52,901 I'll also do anything. 519 00:17:52,967 --> 00:17:54,567 That won't be necessary. 520 00:17:54,634 --> 00:17:56,534 - Is it the black eyes, like...? - Because I don't trade 521 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,810 - roles for sex. - Oh, 522 00:17:57,834 --> 00:17:59,343 goddamn feminists ruin everything. 523 00:17:59,367 --> 00:18:00,676 - Come on, man. - Okay, okay, okay. 524 00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:02,801 L-Look, we're casting for the role 525 00:18:02,867 --> 00:18:05,244 of "abused wife" for a scene that shoots tomorrow. 526 00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:07,377 - Huh? - It's only one line, but... 527 00:18:07,467 --> 00:18:09,427 I suppose given your current face situation... 528 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,767 Yes, I'll take it! I'll nail it! 529 00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:14,277 I'm gonna be fucking hilarious! Oh, my God! 530 00:18:14,367 --> 00:18:16,544 You'll see, you'll see how funny I am. 531 00:18:16,634 --> 00:18:18,344 - The role is "abused wife." - Yeah. 532 00:18:18,434 --> 00:18:20,168 There's nothing funny about it. 533 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,500 Oh, dramatic role. 534 00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:24,411 Even better. That's where the awards are. 535 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,911 Yeah, whatever. Just be here tomorrow at 7:00 a.m. 536 00:18:27,001 --> 00:18:28,777 - Okay, yep, yep. No, I won't. - And don't be late. 537 00:18:28,801 --> 00:18:31,177 Abused wife! Is it Abused Wife Number One? 538 00:18:31,267 --> 00:18:32,878 Or... It doesn't matter. 539 00:18:32,902 --> 00:18:34,534 Oh, my God, I'm gonna nail it. 540 00:18:35,801 --> 00:18:38,500 Well, gentlemen, this driving experience has 541 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,144 become much more charming now that I've 542 00:18:40,168 --> 00:18:42,600 switched to driving on the correct side of the road. Huh? 543 00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:44,702 See, the Irish are so accommodating. 544 00:18:44,737 --> 00:18:47,195 They-they don't want to drive headfirst into a maniac. 545 00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:49,367 - They will simply move to avoid us. - Uh-huh. 546 00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:50,978 Uh-huh. 547 00:18:53,405 --> 00:18:54,934 Dude, are you sick? 548 00:18:56,239 --> 00:18:57,543 I'm not sick. 549 00:18:57,578 --> 00:19:00,001 I think I'm c-coughing 'cause of all the European exhaust. 550 00:19:00,068 --> 00:19:02,500 The air is probably thick with, uh, petrol. 551 00:19:02,567 --> 00:19:04,134 He can't smell nothing. 552 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,811 - Plus he's got a fever. - What? 553 00:19:05,901 --> 00:19:07,644 Do you think you might have COVID, dude? 554 00:19:07,734 --> 00:19:09,600 I-I don't have COVID, okay? 555 00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:11,634 It's probably just, like, allergies or something. 556 00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:13,867 You know? Swerve, asshole! 557 00:19:13,934 --> 00:19:15,810 Do you want to collide with an oncoming car? 558 00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:20,734 Oh, my God, I'm on a call sheet! 559 00:19:20,801 --> 00:19:22,078 That's my name! 560 00:19:22,102 --> 00:19:23,400 I can't believe this! 561 00:19:23,979 --> 00:19:26,361 I'm gonna be an abused wife! 562 00:19:26,396 --> 00:19:27,467 Oh! 563 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:30,101 This is the greatest day of my life... oh, shit! 564 00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:31,810 Got to look right when you're in Ireland. 565 00:19:31,834 --> 00:19:33,978 That would've been stupid... 566 00:19:35,734 --> 00:19:37,411 - Oh! - Oh, shit! 567 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,078 - Oh, G... - No. 568 00:19:39,168 --> 00:19:40,611 - That's not good. - Come on. 569 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:41,961 Aw, man! 570 00:19:41,985 --> 00:19:43,267 Oh, goddamn it, Dee! 571 00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:44,967 Why weren't you looking? 572 00:19:45,034 --> 00:19:47,200 - Well, she looked right. - Well, you got to look both ways. 573 00:19:47,267 --> 00:19:49,477 I mean, that's standard shit, man. 574 00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:51,343 All right, well, don't yell at her... she's unconscious. 575 00:19:51,367 --> 00:19:53,209 All right, you know what, Frank, give her some stew. 576 00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:55,111 - I finished the stew. - All right, uh, maybe 577 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,978 breathe your stewy breath in her face? 578 00:19:57,068 --> 00:19:59,168 Stew and stew breath have never... 579 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,667 You definitely have COVID, man. 580 00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:05,210 You're the only one that didn't get vaccinated. 581 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:06,744 I'm fine, I'm fine. Now, we 582 00:20:06,768 --> 00:20:08,233 told Dee that we were gonna 583 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:10,110 pick her up from her acting gig, and that's what we're gonna do. 584 00:20:10,134 --> 00:20:11,744 We're gonna, we're gonna pick her up. 585 00:20:11,834 --> 00:20:13,667 Pick her up? I mean... 586 00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:15,811 she's all gangly and then I'm gonna be crammed 587 00:20:15,901 --> 00:20:17,741 in the backseat with an unconscious person. 588 00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,778 Like, is there anything else we can do? 589 00:20:26,734 --> 00:20:28,610 All right, th-this is just gonna be much better, 590 00:20:28,634 --> 00:20:30,734 - I think, you know? - We should've done this from the very beginning. 591 00:20:30,801 --> 00:20:33,134 - Yeah! - Guys, I think we're finally on vacation. 592 00:21:07,170 --> 00:21:09,397 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com