1 00:00:05,307 --> 00:00:06,613 Get the stew right up 2 00:00:06,656 --> 00:00:07,918 - under her nose. - Okay. Okay. 3 00:00:07,962 --> 00:00:09,268 And let it waft up in. 4 00:00:09,311 --> 00:00:10,530 She keeps moving and her hair 5 00:00:10,573 --> 00:00:11,922 keeps getting in the stew. 6 00:00:11,966 --> 00:00:13,011 Guys, hey, guys, guys. 7 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:14,142 You can stop. 8 00:00:14,186 --> 00:00:16,405 Stew has never woken anyone up, ever. 9 00:00:16,449 --> 00:00:17,798 Here, give me-give me stew. 10 00:00:17,841 --> 00:00:19,234 - I'll eat it. - All right, fine. 11 00:00:19,278 --> 00:00:20,757 But I feel like the stew... No, see? 12 00:00:20,801 --> 00:00:22,020 It's... Oh, it worked! Here she comes! 13 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:23,760 - Oh! - Hey, Dee! 14 00:00:23,804 --> 00:00:25,588 - Don't worry, Dee... - Hi, Dee. Was it the stew that woke you up? 15 00:00:25,632 --> 00:00:26,937 Ow. What happened? 16 00:00:26,981 --> 00:00:28,113 Oh, don't worry. 17 00:00:28,156 --> 00:00:30,463 We're, uh, safe and sound in Patty's Pub. 18 00:00:31,460 --> 00:00:32,508 What? We're back home? 19 00:00:32,552 --> 00:00:33,944 - Oh, no, no, no. - No. 20 00:00:33,988 --> 00:00:35,468 - It's, uh "Patty's" with a T. - Yeah. 21 00:00:35,511 --> 00:00:37,078 - P-A-T-T-Y. - What is going on? 22 00:00:37,122 --> 00:00:39,254 What-what time is it? What day is it? 23 00:00:39,298 --> 00:00:40,647 Wait, did I miss the thing? 24 00:00:40,690 --> 00:00:42,605 - What thing? Oh, the show? - Uh, the acting thing? 25 00:00:42,649 --> 00:00:43,824 - Oh, yeah, you missed it. - Oh, oh, no. 26 00:00:43,867 --> 00:00:45,434 - No. - Did you still want to do that? 27 00:00:45,478 --> 00:00:47,262 - You still want to do... That's not gonna happen. - Oh, no! 28 00:00:47,306 --> 00:00:48,568 Oh, goddamn you. 29 00:00:48,611 --> 00:00:50,178 You're not gonna be able to walk back to the city 30 00:00:50,222 --> 00:00:51,310 'cause we're way out in the... 31 00:00:55,357 --> 00:00:57,794 What? No! 32 00:00:57,838 --> 00:01:01,842 Oh, goddamn it! 33 00:01:27,128 --> 00:01:28,912 I cannot believe you guys did this to me. 34 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:31,437 Dee, can you please be grateful about this experience? 35 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:33,830 I mean, take it in, will you? Uh, here we are. 36 00:01:33,874 --> 00:01:35,745 We're-we're in this charming little pub. 37 00:01:35,789 --> 00:01:38,096 You can smell fresh peat grass burning in the fireplace. 38 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:39,706 You know, well, along with the, uh, 39 00:01:39,749 --> 00:01:40,924 the evidence of Frank's involvement 40 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:43,188 - in a sex trafficking ring. - Alleged. 41 00:01:43,231 --> 00:01:44,885 Yeah, Dee, look, you got to embrace this. 42 00:01:44,928 --> 00:01:46,495 You know? All you're doing is complaining. 43 00:01:46,539 --> 00:01:49,324 This place is amazing. 44 00:01:49,368 --> 00:01:50,499 With the exception of all the sheep wool. 45 00:01:50,543 --> 00:01:51,848 Is that bothering anybody else? 46 00:01:51,892 --> 00:01:53,763 No, because we don't have COVID like you do. 47 00:01:53,807 --> 00:01:55,765 - You're sick. - No, I don't have COVID. 48 00:01:55,809 --> 00:01:57,027 Even the beer here sucks. 49 00:01:57,071 --> 00:01:58,551 Will you look at this? It's all foam. 50 00:01:58,594 --> 00:01:59,900 What are you doing? 51 00:02:00,616 --> 00:02:02,381 Oh. Sorry. 52 00:02:02,424 --> 00:02:04,078 We-we run our own bar, 53 00:02:04,122 --> 00:02:05,688 - so I forget and sometimes I serve myself. - Huh. 54 00:02:05,732 --> 00:02:07,342 - I'm just gonna squeak by you. - Hmm. 55 00:02:07,386 --> 00:02:09,257 Actually, while I got you here, pal, can I ask you a question? 56 00:02:09,301 --> 00:02:10,954 Do you know a fella in this town, 57 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:12,782 goes by the name of Shelley Kelly? 58 00:02:12,826 --> 00:02:14,001 Yeah, everybody knows him. 59 00:02:14,044 --> 00:02:16,003 He's the, uh, local, uh, cheesemonger. 60 00:02:16,046 --> 00:02:17,657 Oh... 61 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:20,138 H-He's the, uh... cheese mongrel. Wow. 62 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:21,661 I did not know he was a mongrel. 63 00:02:21,704 --> 00:02:22,966 Um, how severe is it? 64 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:25,186 Can-can he walk? Does he drool, or... 65 00:02:25,230 --> 00:02:27,362 - Monger, Charlie. Cheesemonger. - Cheesemonger. 66 00:02:27,406 --> 00:02:29,408 Mon... Cheese... Why are you saying it that way? 67 00:02:29,451 --> 00:02:31,366 Is he a mongrel or a monster? That's all I want to know. 68 00:02:31,410 --> 00:02:33,803 - I wonder if he's cute. - Who? 69 00:02:33,847 --> 00:02:34,978 Your brother, the cheese monster. 70 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:36,893 Do not have sex with my brother, Mac. 71 00:02:36,937 --> 00:02:38,591 You know, when I was Irish first, 72 00:02:38,634 --> 00:02:40,941 then I-then I wanted to find out what my heritage was. 73 00:02:40,984 --> 00:02:43,596 But now that I'm gay first, and that's my identity, 74 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:46,164 then maybe I should just be plowing a bunch of dudes, 75 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:48,383 - and-and maybe a bunch of cheese monsters. I don't know. - Aw, come on, man. 76 00:02:48,427 --> 00:02:49,906 - Stop! Would you just... - There's gay or badass. - Let it go, Mac! 77 00:02:49,950 --> 00:02:52,126 You need to shut up, okay? 78 00:02:52,170 --> 00:02:53,649 Identity doesn't have to factor 79 00:02:53,693 --> 00:02:55,390 into absolutely every decision you make. 80 00:02:55,434 --> 00:02:57,392 All right? If a man wants to stand, he doesn't go, 81 00:02:57,436 --> 00:02:58,872 "Uh, uh, what would a Dutchman do? 82 00:02:58,915 --> 00:03:00,482 Would a Dutchman stand?" Okay? 83 00:03:00,526 --> 00:03:02,615 And if-if an Italian wants to eat a sandwich, 84 00:03:02,658 --> 00:03:04,530 he doesn't go, "I have to eat plates of spaghetti 85 00:03:04,573 --> 00:03:05,748 because I'm an Italian." 86 00:03:05,792 --> 00:03:07,750 He just eats the goddamn sandwich. 87 00:03:07,794 --> 00:03:09,404 Okay? Oh, you fool. 88 00:03:09,448 --> 00:03:11,754 If you want to go out and bang every single guy in Ireland, 89 00:03:11,798 --> 00:03:13,365 just go bang every guy in Ireland 90 00:03:13,408 --> 00:03:15,236 and forget what your identity has to do with it. 91 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:17,064 Or you could just find one guy, 92 00:03:17,107 --> 00:03:18,326 fall in love, get in a relationship 93 00:03:18,370 --> 00:03:19,719 and shut the hell up about it. 94 00:03:19,762 --> 00:03:21,590 - Please stop doing that. - Oh, come on, man! 95 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:24,506 If I got to stop mid-rant every time I want to order a beer, 96 00:03:24,550 --> 00:03:26,204 i-it's gonna interrupt my flow. 97 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:28,249 Right? Why don't you just keep track of what we're drinking 98 00:03:28,293 --> 00:03:30,208 and charge it to our individual rooms. 99 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:31,513 Oh, there's only one room. 100 00:03:31,557 --> 00:03:32,819 - Hmm? - Yeah. 101 00:03:32,862 --> 00:03:35,082 One room? Wha... How's that gonna work? 102 00:03:35,125 --> 00:03:37,084 - Nah, that's good. - That's good? 103 00:03:37,127 --> 00:03:38,950 All of us crammed in one wool-infested room... 104 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:39,652 that sounds good to you? 105 00:03:39,695 --> 00:03:41,958 You want an authentic European experience. 106 00:03:42,002 --> 00:03:43,133 - That's what it is. - Well, no, that... 107 00:03:43,177 --> 00:03:44,439 That's too authentic, okay? 108 00:03:44,483 --> 00:03:46,224 I'm not-I'm not... I'm not staying here. 109 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:48,138 I'm gonna rent a castle. 110 00:03:48,182 --> 00:03:49,879 Well, wait for me. I'm not staying, either. 111 00:03:49,923 --> 00:03:51,968 I'll tell you what, I'm not paying for this beer, okay? 112 00:03:52,012 --> 00:03:53,709 'Cause you can barely swallow this sludge. 113 00:04:05,238 --> 00:04:06,592 Oh, oh, Dennis, hey. 114 00:04:06,635 --> 00:04:08,589 You should let me do the talking in there, okay? 115 00:04:09,261 --> 00:04:10,509 - Why? - Why? 116 00:04:10,552 --> 00:04:12,119 'Cause if you cough in there, they're not gonna rent us 117 00:04:12,162 --> 00:04:13,816 the castle 'cause they're gonna know you have COVID. 118 00:04:13,860 --> 00:04:15,557 Dee, you bitch. I don't have COVID. 119 00:04:15,601 --> 00:04:17,298 Okay? I'm not gonna cough in there. 120 00:04:17,342 --> 00:04:19,648 You-you think I can't pinch off a cough? 121 00:04:19,692 --> 00:04:20,867 I will do the talking. 122 00:04:25,219 --> 00:04:27,265 Oh. Hi there. 123 00:04:27,464 --> 00:04:28,918 Beautiful day, isn't it? Huh? 124 00:04:28,962 --> 00:04:30,442 G-Grand, as you say. 125 00:04:31,027 --> 00:04:33,619 I think what they say is, "Top o' the mornin'." 126 00:04:33,662 --> 00:04:35,142 Ah, that's a stereotype. Yeah. 127 00:04:35,185 --> 00:04:38,014 Excuse my sister, she's, uh, not very good at talking. 128 00:04:38,058 --> 00:04:41,540 Um, so we're actually here looking f... 129 00:04:43,661 --> 00:04:45,108 Uh-oh. 130 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:46,501 Oh, gosh. 131 00:04:46,545 --> 00:04:48,024 You okay there, Dennis? 132 00:04:50,070 --> 00:04:52,202 Uh, ah... 133 00:04:52,246 --> 00:04:54,117 Huh. Looks like I'll be doing the talking. 134 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:56,424 - No. - Uh, we would be looking for a castle, 135 00:04:56,468 --> 00:04:59,209 and we are very interested in modern amenities, please. 136 00:04:59,253 --> 00:05:02,343 You know, your thermostats and your remotes and shit like that. 137 00:05:02,387 --> 00:05:04,345 Ar-Are you jotting any of this down? 138 00:05:04,389 --> 00:05:06,347 Yeah, yeah, right. So... Sorry. 139 00:05:06,391 --> 00:05:08,088 You caught me a little off guard, is all. 140 00:05:08,131 --> 00:05:09,698 So, you're-you're looking for a castle? 141 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:11,874 Mm. Mm-hmm. 142 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:13,876 Is he all right? 143 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:16,226 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 144 00:05:16,270 --> 00:05:17,358 Yeah, he's okay. 145 00:05:17,402 --> 00:05:19,926 Well, yes and no. 146 00:05:19,969 --> 00:05:22,842 You know what it is? He's a mongrel. 147 00:05:22,927 --> 00:05:24,539 No. 148 00:05:24,583 --> 00:05:26,106 And that's why I've always been the talker. 149 00:05:26,149 --> 00:05:27,673 - Bitch. Bitch. - Oh, boy, did you hear that? 150 00:05:27,716 --> 00:05:29,849 Yep, here-here he goes. Here he goes. 151 00:05:29,892 --> 00:05:32,330 Yeah. We have to keep him in the basement in America, 152 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:36,825 'cause one of his ticks is that he brutally masturbates himself. 153 00:05:36,860 --> 00:05:38,510 - No, no. - Oh, yeah. 154 00:05:38,553 --> 00:05:40,555 Yeah, he-he does a real number on it. 155 00:05:40,599 --> 00:05:42,427 Yeah. He-he's shredded it down 156 00:05:42,470 --> 00:05:44,472 - to a little tiny nub at this point. - No! 157 00:05:44,516 --> 00:05:45,865 Is what it is. No, no. He's saying, 158 00:05:45,908 --> 00:05:48,171 "Down there, there's barely anything left." 159 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:49,695 - Damn it! - That's what he's saying. 160 00:05:49,738 --> 00:05:51,044 There's nothing left down there. 161 00:05:51,307 --> 00:05:53,394 Yeah, so, um, 162 00:05:53,438 --> 00:05:55,570 I don't see you doing a lot of castle searching. 163 00:06:05,450 --> 00:06:06,799 Bitch. 164 00:06:07,277 --> 00:06:09,062 He's also allergic to sheep. 165 00:06:14,502 --> 00:06:16,504 Go on, go on, out. 166 00:06:16,548 --> 00:06:19,420 Get out, you bastards! 167 00:06:19,464 --> 00:06:21,770 - Out. - Hello, sir? 168 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:24,251 Oh, sorry. I was, uh... 169 00:06:24,294 --> 00:06:26,166 Just bashing some rats. 170 00:06:26,209 --> 00:06:27,863 I get it. It's cool. Don't worry about it. 171 00:06:27,907 --> 00:06:29,648 I bash a lot of rats in my business, too. 172 00:06:29,691 --> 00:06:31,301 And-and rats love cheese, 173 00:06:31,345 --> 00:06:33,260 so I imagine y-you get a lot of 'em here. 174 00:06:33,303 --> 00:06:34,740 - This is, like, the place for rats. - Yeah, yeah. 175 00:06:34,783 --> 00:06:36,394 Well, how can I help you? 176 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:38,744 Uh, right, well, uh, I'm looking for, uh, 177 00:06:38,787 --> 00:06:41,137 a young man named Shelley Kelly. Is he around? 178 00:06:41,181 --> 00:06:44,053 I'm Shelley Kelly. Who's asking? 179 00:06:44,097 --> 00:06:45,968 Oh. I'm sorry. I... 180 00:06:46,012 --> 00:06:47,796 I'm looking for a-a younger man. 181 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,755 Uh, I'm looking for the young Shelley Kelly. 182 00:06:49,798 --> 00:06:51,321 Is he around? 183 00:06:51,365 --> 00:06:53,323 Hey, you-you mind if I sample some of your jellies? 184 00:06:53,367 --> 00:06:55,500 - Oh, no. Go on. Help yourself. - Ah. 185 00:06:55,543 --> 00:06:57,545 Delightful. 186 00:06:57,589 --> 00:06:59,373 Well, I'm... 187 00:06:59,417 --> 00:07:01,897 I'm the only Shelley Kelly around here that I know of. 188 00:07:01,941 --> 00:07:03,943 - Uh... - Ooh. 189 00:07:03,986 --> 00:07:06,946 This is the tits right here. 190 00:07:07,389 --> 00:07:08,991 Yeah, no, that... that doesn't make sense. 191 00:07:09,035 --> 00:07:11,603 See-see, Shelley Kelly is a-is a kid like me. 192 00:07:11,646 --> 00:07:12,647 Uh, we're pen pals. 193 00:07:12,691 --> 00:07:15,998 Sweet Jesus. 194 00:07:16,042 --> 00:07:17,173 Charlie? 195 00:07:17,217 --> 00:07:18,749 Ugh. That's a miss. 196 00:07:18,801 --> 00:07:20,829 It's got something in it like sand. 197 00:07:20,873 --> 00:07:23,136 It's full of sand. Ech. 198 00:07:23,179 --> 00:07:24,659 Yeah, I... I'm Charlie. 199 00:07:24,703 --> 00:07:25,921 Mmm. I know what it is. 200 00:07:25,965 --> 00:07:27,009 It's seeds. 201 00:07:27,053 --> 00:07:28,358 Is there seeds in it? 202 00:07:28,402 --> 00:07:29,664 And there's too many of 'em. 203 00:07:30,752 --> 00:07:32,406 There's a lot of seeds. 204 00:08:05,499 --> 00:08:06,527 It was a bad one. 205 00:08:06,571 --> 00:08:07,876 That's buried in there. 206 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,139 That's gonna be in there all week. Oh, God. 207 00:08:11,967 --> 00:08:13,491 What'd I miss? 208 00:08:16,102 --> 00:08:18,583 Hello! Hello... Hello? 209 00:08:18,626 --> 00:08:20,759 Oh, Father, Father, Father, I've got news. 210 00:08:20,802 --> 00:08:22,717 I've got wonderful news. 211 00:08:23,167 --> 00:08:25,894 Okay, so, I used to be Irish, 212 00:08:25,938 --> 00:08:27,417 and now I'm Dutch. 213 00:08:27,461 --> 00:08:29,071 Of course, I was badass the entire time, 214 00:08:29,115 --> 00:08:30,551 but when you surround yourself with people 215 00:08:30,595 --> 00:08:32,161 who aren't as badass as you, 216 00:08:32,205 --> 00:08:33,859 that tends to be quite isolating. 217 00:08:33,902 --> 00:08:36,949 The point is I was confused. 218 00:08:36,992 --> 00:08:39,255 To be honest with you, I wanted to run through a bunch of pipe, 219 00:08:39,299 --> 00:08:41,257 if you know what I mean... Well, you know what I mean. 220 00:08:41,301 --> 00:08:43,608 But then I decided, you know what? 221 00:08:43,651 --> 00:08:46,567 I only want one man inside of me. 222 00:08:46,611 --> 00:08:48,743 The Big Man. The Big Man upstairs. 223 00:08:48,787 --> 00:08:50,353 The only man that can fill me up. 224 00:08:51,354 --> 00:08:53,574 Well, and his son. And the Holy Spirit. 225 00:08:53,618 --> 00:08:55,141 I'll take all three of them at once. 226 00:08:55,184 --> 00:08:56,664 I've done that before. 227 00:08:56,708 --> 00:08:58,753 That was more in a physical sense, not a spiritual one. 228 00:08:58,797 --> 00:09:01,103 And believe me, it was messy. 229 00:09:01,147 --> 00:09:03,062 Totally worth it, though. I loved it. 230 00:09:03,105 --> 00:09:05,630 Either way, Father, what I have decided is that 231 00:09:05,673 --> 00:09:08,546 the most important aspect of my identity... 232 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:10,025 it's not being gay. 233 00:09:10,069 --> 00:09:12,201 It's not being Irish. It's not being badass. 234 00:09:12,245 --> 00:09:14,160 It's being Catholic. 235 00:09:14,795 --> 00:09:16,597 Therefore, I want to become 236 00:09:16,641 --> 00:09:18,599 a Catholic priest! 237 00:09:20,430 --> 00:09:24,126 Well, that's nice to hear. 238 00:09:24,170 --> 00:09:27,565 But perhaps we could talk at a more appropriate time. 239 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:32,265 Oh. 240 00:09:32,308 --> 00:09:34,093 Uh... Yeah. Sorry. Sorry, everybody. 241 00:09:34,136 --> 00:09:35,398 I'll just get in the back of the line, 242 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:36,617 and then, uh, get the cracker, 243 00:09:36,661 --> 00:09:37,966 and then we'll talk later. 244 00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:39,228 Okay. 245 00:09:42,275 --> 00:09:44,320 Oh, goddamn it, what the hell is this? 246 00:09:44,364 --> 00:09:46,322 That realtor screwed us. 247 00:09:46,366 --> 00:09:48,368 Probably because you caused a scene. 248 00:09:48,411 --> 00:09:51,110 What are you talking about, Dee? This-this place is amazing. 249 00:09:51,153 --> 00:09:52,633 I mean, I saw an old bell tower outside 250 00:09:52,677 --> 00:09:54,156 and what I think used to be a moat. 251 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,723 Okay, this place is perfect. 252 00:09:55,767 --> 00:09:57,551 This place is not perfect. 253 00:09:57,595 --> 00:09:59,509 It's a ruin. We can't sleep here. 254 00:09:59,553 --> 00:10:01,642 Wh... Dee, I'm sure there's, like, a furnished area 255 00:10:01,686 --> 00:10:04,166 with, like, bedrooms and shit somewhere. I mean, what, do you, 256 00:10:04,210 --> 00:10:05,341 what, do you want to walk into a castle... 257 00:10:05,581 --> 00:10:06,995 and have it feel like a Hyatt? 258 00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:08,649 I mean, where's the charm in that? 259 00:10:08,693 --> 00:10:11,260 Whoa. This place has a dark past. 260 00:10:11,304 --> 00:10:13,785 Murder, betrayal, beheadings. 261 00:10:13,828 --> 00:10:16,004 Well, you know, it's a castle, Dee. 262 00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:18,180 You know, people were going crazy in castles all the time. 263 00:10:18,224 --> 00:10:20,052 And beheading people... well, that-that was just 264 00:10:20,095 --> 00:10:22,532 their way of solving problems back then, you know. 265 00:10:22,576 --> 00:10:24,186 That's tenth century charm for you. 266 00:10:24,230 --> 00:10:25,535 Yeah. 267 00:10:26,178 --> 00:10:27,929 Yeah, this was in 2008. 268 00:10:28,906 --> 00:10:30,236 - Two... What? - Yeah. A mother 269 00:10:30,279 --> 00:10:33,021 went insane and beheaded all four children. 270 00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:35,894 - Just chopped their heads right off. - Well, that-that is... 271 00:10:35,937 --> 00:10:37,939 - that's decidedly less charming, isn't it? - It's a little less charming. 272 00:10:37,983 --> 00:10:39,941 I'm not sleeping here, Dennis. It's very creepy. 273 00:10:39,985 --> 00:10:41,377 No, Dee. This is gonna be great. Trust me. 274 00:10:41,421 --> 00:10:42,596 This is gon-this is gonna be awesome, okay? 275 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:43,771 Just... 276 00:10:43,815 --> 00:10:45,294 I don't care for all the sheep, though. 277 00:10:45,338 --> 00:10:46,469 That's-that's my only thing. 278 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:47,862 All... all what sheep? 279 00:10:47,906 --> 00:10:50,386 - We haven't seen a sheep. - The sheep, the sheep. 280 00:10:50,430 --> 00:10:51,997 I-I'm sure they've been passing through, and that's... 281 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,389 Thr... They've been passing through the... into the castle? 282 00:10:53,433 --> 00:10:55,391 Well, why else would I be coughing and wheezing? 283 00:10:55,435 --> 00:10:57,045 You have COVID. 284 00:10:57,089 --> 00:10:58,873 To Charlie, my son. 285 00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:01,659 To the dad I didn't know I had. 286 00:11:04,139 --> 00:11:05,488 Well, I'm just sorry that 287 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,708 I didn't get a chance to see you growing up. 288 00:11:07,752 --> 00:11:08,883 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 289 00:11:08,927 --> 00:11:10,450 And for what it's worth, 290 00:11:10,493 --> 00:11:12,147 I did love your mother. 291 00:11:12,191 --> 00:11:13,279 So did I. 292 00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:15,194 We all did. 293 00:11:15,237 --> 00:11:16,412 A wonderful woman. 294 00:11:16,456 --> 00:11:17,718 I banged her, too. 295 00:11:17,762 --> 00:11:19,981 All right, well, Mom got around. 296 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:21,635 Well, yeah. 297 00:11:21,679 --> 00:11:23,637 Hey, this is jammed in there. 298 00:11:23,681 --> 00:11:25,639 What do you call it? What is that? 299 00:11:25,683 --> 00:11:26,945 A lingonberry seed or something? 300 00:11:26,988 --> 00:11:28,686 The important thing is you're here now. 301 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:30,731 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. And I don't want to waste any more time. 302 00:11:30,775 --> 00:11:32,428 No, neither do I. I mean, God, I've... 303 00:11:33,089 --> 00:11:34,604 I've always had so many questions, you know? 304 00:11:34,648 --> 00:11:37,085 About who I am and where I come from. 305 00:11:37,129 --> 00:11:39,261 And my-my... 306 00:11:39,305 --> 00:11:42,264 My-my family heritage, and-and, uh... 307 00:11:42,308 --> 00:11:43,788 You know, it's good to have some truth about... 308 00:11:43,831 --> 00:11:45,180 Will you stop? You're just... 309 00:11:45,224 --> 00:11:46,616 You're sucking and slurping away. 310 00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:48,096 I'm trying to have a conversation 311 00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:49,968 - with my father. - It's jammed in there, Charlie. 312 00:11:50,011 --> 00:11:51,665 - I don't care, go to the bathroom... - I can't get it out. 313 00:11:51,709 --> 00:11:53,362 - I'm gonna need a jackhammer. - You're using a screw. 314 00:11:53,406 --> 00:11:55,408 You're embarrassing me in front of my dad here, man. 315 00:11:55,451 --> 00:11:56,931 Sorry about him. 316 00:11:56,975 --> 00:11:59,847 Charlie, I'm just glad that you're sitting here now. 317 00:11:59,891 --> 00:12:01,327 Yeah. 318 00:12:16,821 --> 00:12:18,300 Yeah, I get it. 319 00:13:13,529 --> 00:13:15,618 - Aw, I shouldn't have used a screw. - Jesus, Frank. 320 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:18,143 - Aw, I'm gonna... - Go to the bathroom and clean it up. 321 00:13:18,186 --> 00:13:20,710 - Go, go. You're embarrassing me. - Where's the bathroom? 322 00:13:24,062 --> 00:13:27,413 Walking this path is a serious commitment. 323 00:13:27,456 --> 00:13:30,285 One that requires considerable training. 324 00:13:30,329 --> 00:13:33,680 Oh, Father, look, I-I've been S'ing and Fing 325 00:13:33,723 --> 00:13:35,682 my way through life for far too long. 326 00:13:35,725 --> 00:13:37,945 I think it's time that I started sucking down 327 00:13:37,989 --> 00:13:39,294 the words of the Bible. 328 00:13:39,338 --> 00:13:41,340 And instead of looking for pieces of ass, 329 00:13:41,383 --> 00:13:42,732 I'd just look for peace. 330 00:13:42,776 --> 00:13:44,952 Well, your language leaves a bit to be desired, 331 00:13:44,996 --> 00:13:47,955 but your heart's in the right place. 332 00:13:47,999 --> 00:13:50,001 I think. 333 00:13:50,044 --> 00:13:54,222 So, to truly understand what this life is like, 334 00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:57,704 you need to spend some time with someone who's living it. 335 00:13:57,747 --> 00:14:01,403 Brother Thomas, I'd like you to meet someone. 336 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:40,660 - I'm sorry? - Father... 337 00:14:40,703 --> 00:14:43,402 I-I'm gonna be alone in the seminary 338 00:14:43,445 --> 00:14:44,707 with him, in the rectory? 339 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,753 I mean, these are very triggering words. 340 00:14:46,796 --> 00:14:48,842 I will S and F him into oblivion. 341 00:14:48,886 --> 00:14:51,540 I mean, he looks like Paul Bunyan. 342 00:14:51,584 --> 00:14:54,282 I need more of, like, a... Elmer Fudd. You got any Fudds? 343 00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:56,415 Let me take a look. 344 00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:58,112 Oh, yeah. What about this guy? What's his story? 345 00:14:58,156 --> 00:14:59,635 Gus? 346 00:14:59,679 --> 00:15:02,334 Gus? Yeah, I ain't falling in love with Gus. 347 00:15:02,377 --> 00:15:04,336 Gimme him. 348 00:15:04,379 --> 00:15:05,859 Sure. 349 00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:16,217 See, Dee? The bedroom's perfect. 350 00:15:19,394 --> 00:15:21,962 Dude, I think you need a ventilator. 351 00:15:22,006 --> 00:15:24,051 I just need a good night's sleep. 352 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,706 Just go to bed. 353 00:15:33,887 --> 00:15:35,976 I agree with you, I just... 354 00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:37,673 Well, I don't know what to do with her. 355 00:15:41,329 --> 00:15:44,985 - What? - What? 356 00:15:45,029 --> 00:15:47,509 Who you talking to? 357 00:15:47,553 --> 00:15:49,990 Nobody. You're hearing things Dee. 358 00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:54,734 I think what I'm hearing is fluid fill up your lungs. 359 00:15:55,145 --> 00:15:58,651 Dee, just go to bed. 360 00:15:58,694 --> 00:16:00,740 Okay. 361 00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:10,010 It has to be tonight? 362 00:16:10,054 --> 00:16:11,751 Okay, Dennis, I don't like that. 363 00:16:11,794 --> 00:16:13,274 I don't like it. 364 00:16:13,318 --> 00:16:18,018 I'm not even talking to you. I'm talking to the castle. 365 00:16:18,802 --> 00:16:20,803 You're talking to the castle? 366 00:16:22,153 --> 00:16:24,242 I-Is it talking back? 367 00:16:24,285 --> 00:16:26,592 Dee, just go to bed! 368 00:16:35,209 --> 00:16:38,256 It's the hair, by the way. 369 00:16:38,299 --> 00:16:40,345 Okay, n... 370 00:16:40,388 --> 00:16:43,043 right now, are you talking to me or the castle? 371 00:16:43,087 --> 00:16:45,263 You. 372 00:16:45,306 --> 00:16:48,222 We were talking about beheadings earlier. 373 00:16:48,266 --> 00:16:52,618 - It's the hair. - What's the hair? 374 00:16:52,661 --> 00:16:55,403 Well, that's the trouble with heads, isn't it? 375 00:16:56,135 --> 00:16:58,015 The hair's not authentic. 376 00:16:58,058 --> 00:17:00,365 It's... it's been tampered with. 377 00:17:00,408 --> 00:17:03,759 That's why there's no smell. It's a... it's a lie. 378 00:17:05,196 --> 00:17:07,459 The hair is on the head. 379 00:17:07,502 --> 00:17:10,288 The hair is a lie, and therefore, 380 00:17:10,331 --> 00:17:13,769 it's better to just remove the head altogether. 381 00:17:13,813 --> 00:17:16,033 Okay. Okay, Dennis, you're very, very sick, 382 00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:18,209 - and you need to go to the hospital. - Silence! 383 00:17:23,649 --> 00:17:26,086 Dee, I can't breathe. I need to go to the hospital. 384 00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:27,870 Yeah, no shit! 385 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,785 Oh, my God. I'm gonna call us an ambulance 386 00:17:29,829 --> 00:17:30,960 - and get us out of here. - Yeah. 387 00:17:31,004 --> 00:17:32,788 No, no, my phone's dead. 388 00:17:32,832 --> 00:17:34,964 Oh, there's no electricity in this goddamn place. 389 00:17:35,008 --> 00:17:36,444 Then go get the car and drive me. 390 00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:37,793 The car's out of gas. 391 00:17:37,837 --> 00:17:39,143 Then ring the bell! 392 00:17:39,186 --> 00:17:42,450 - What bell? - Go to the old bell tower 393 00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:45,453 and ring the goddamn bell, you bitch! 394 00:17:45,783 --> 00:17:48,804 Oh, God, um... 395 00:17:48,848 --> 00:17:53,592 Goddamn it. Where's the stupid bell tower? 396 00:17:53,635 --> 00:17:54,984 No. No, no, no, no. 397 00:17:55,327 --> 00:17:56,682 Oh, Jesus Christ. 398 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,510 Oh! 399 00:17:58,553 --> 00:18:00,120 Oh... Oh! 400 00:18:00,164 --> 00:18:03,645 Oh, oh, oh... 401 00:18:03,689 --> 00:18:06,822 Aah! Get off me! Get off me! 402 00:18:06,866 --> 00:18:08,911 Okay... 403 00:18:12,503 --> 00:18:14,613 Hello? 404 00:18:14,656 --> 00:18:15,657 Who is that? 405 00:18:18,704 --> 00:18:22,664 Your head is a lie. 406 00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:25,580 Dennis? What are you doing? 407 00:18:25,624 --> 00:18:29,149 You've tampered with it, and... 408 00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:30,846 we won't stand for it any longer. 409 00:18:30,890 --> 00:18:35,155 Oh, D... Dennis, this is just the COVID talking, okay? 410 00:18:35,199 --> 00:18:36,461 You're hallucinating. 411 00:18:37,810 --> 00:18:39,855 I don't have COVID. 412 00:18:48,617 --> 00:18:50,380 No, Dennis, please. 413 00:18:50,677 --> 00:18:52,912 Please, Dennis, it's me. Snap out of it. 414 00:18:59,223 --> 00:19:00,963 So, that's the house. 415 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,139 - Wow. - Oh, this place 416 00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:04,358 - is charming as shit. - Yeah. 417 00:19:04,402 --> 00:19:06,317 - Dennis would be creaming in his pants if he saw this. - Yeah. 418 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,145 Right, well, uh, language, Frank, 419 00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:10,147 - you know, 'cause we're guests, so, yeah. - Oh, yeah. 420 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,800 It's a lovely home. 421 00:19:11,844 --> 00:19:14,716 Uh, are you sure okay with us staying the night? 422 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:16,718 Oh, I insist. Yeah. 423 00:19:16,762 --> 00:19:18,372 I have a spare room is down the hall, 424 00:19:18,416 --> 00:19:20,113 and, uh, I set up a cot for you there. 425 00:19:20,157 --> 00:19:22,420 Oh, well, we'll take the cot. 426 00:19:22,463 --> 00:19:24,944 Y... You'll both sleep on the cot? 427 00:19:24,987 --> 00:19:29,557 Uh, I think I'd rather take the bedroom, Frank. 428 00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:32,081 Won't you get lonely in there? What if it gets cold? 429 00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:33,257 Oh, there are plenty of blankets. 430 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:34,562 What if I poop the bed? 431 00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:36,434 Who's gonna be in there to laugh with me? 432 00:19:36,477 --> 00:19:38,784 - What? You might shit the bed? - No, no, no. 433 00:19:38,827 --> 00:19:40,307 If that's the case, I have other sheets. 434 00:19:40,351 --> 00:19:42,222 - No, no, no, he won't. - One time. 435 00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:44,529 - It was fun... - There was a one-time incident, 436 00:19:44,572 --> 00:19:45,921 - It was a fun thing. - and it was a joke, 437 00:19:45,965 --> 00:19:47,227 and it really wasn't that funny, so... 438 00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:49,403 - It wasn't? - Uh, no. 439 00:19:49,447 --> 00:19:51,971 - I thought you thought it was funny. - Nope. 440 00:19:52,014 --> 00:19:53,929 Well, uh, I'm heading off. 441 00:19:53,973 --> 00:19:55,409 Yeah. Sounds good. 442 00:19:55,453 --> 00:19:57,803 - Good night. - Yeah, yeah. 443 00:19:58,383 --> 00:20:00,980 Hey, um, good night... 444 00:20:01,981 --> 00:20:03,591 Dad. 445 00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:06,507 Oh. Good night, son. 446 00:20:14,515 --> 00:20:17,605 - Oh, seed! I got you. - Yeah? 447 00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:19,607 I found you, seed. Look at it. 448 00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:22,262 - I coughed it out. - Yeah. Gross. Yeah. 449 00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:25,396 Oh. I thought you'd be happy for me. 450 00:20:25,439 --> 00:20:28,616 Uh, sure, I guess. Sure. 451 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:31,793 Oh. I should eat it again. 452 00:20:31,837 --> 00:20:34,753 Then it would be funny 'cause I didn't learn my lesson. 453 00:20:34,796 --> 00:20:36,058 No, that wouldn't be funny. 454 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,538 It'd just be kind of dumb, you know. 455 00:20:38,626 --> 00:20:40,106 Oh. 456 00:20:40,149 --> 00:20:42,935 Um... 457 00:20:42,978 --> 00:20:44,980 I think-I think I'm gonna go to bed. 458 00:20:45,024 --> 00:20:46,591 - All right. - Yeah. 459 00:20:46,634 --> 00:20:48,419 - Uh... - So you're gonna stay in the room? 460 00:20:48,462 --> 00:20:50,159 - Yeah, I'm gonna go to bed in here and... - I-I'll stay... 461 00:20:50,203 --> 00:20:51,944 I'll stay on the... I'll stay on the... All right. 462 00:20:51,987 --> 00:20:54,468 Good night, Frank. 463 00:20:54,512 --> 00:20:55,774 Good night, Charlie. 464 00:21:10,179 --> 00:21:11,659 Good night, Charlie. 465 00:21:44,523 --> 00:21:46,820 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com