1 00:00:06,641 --> 00:00:09,513 Mmm. This stew is really doing it for me now. 2 00:00:09,557 --> 00:00:11,689 Well, yeah, 'cause you're using it as food, 3 00:00:11,733 --> 00:00:13,604 instead of using it as a reviving mechanism. 4 00:00:13,648 --> 00:00:15,302 Look, there's that truck again. 5 00:00:16,314 --> 00:00:18,566 Oh, goddamn it. Are you telling me 6 00:00:18,609 --> 00:00:20,307 there's gonna be obnoxious Americans on this hike? 7 00:00:20,350 --> 00:00:22,004 'Cause that's the last thing I want to see. 8 00:00:22,047 --> 00:00:23,832 Hey, you guys, wait up a second. 9 00:00:23,875 --> 00:00:25,834 Oh, Frank, why are you carrying all that stuff, man? 10 00:00:25,877 --> 00:00:28,097 - We're going on a day hike. - Nah, I just want to make sure 11 00:00:28,140 --> 00:00:31,709 Charlie realizes I'm still useful, uh, you know, 12 00:00:31,753 --> 00:00:33,972 in case he or Shelley needs a drink or something to eat. 13 00:00:34,795 --> 00:00:36,148 You got piss in that canteen? 14 00:00:36,192 --> 00:00:38,368 No, I got Gatorade in that canteen. 15 00:00:40,643 --> 00:00:43,373 The other one's got the piss in case things go bad. 16 00:00:43,716 --> 00:00:45,027 Oh, there he is. 17 00:00:46,439 --> 00:00:47,290 Oh. 18 00:00:47,334 --> 00:00:48,422 - Charlie! - Hey. 19 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,293 Yo, pal. 20 00:00:50,337 --> 00:00:52,077 - Charlie. - Oh, hello. 21 00:00:52,121 --> 00:00:54,384 I see you all fell for my ruse. 22 00:00:54,428 --> 00:00:55,777 What ruse? You asking us to go on a hike 23 00:00:55,820 --> 00:00:57,344 with your dad, and us saying "yes"? 24 00:00:57,387 --> 00:00:58,780 Oldest trick in the book. 25 00:00:58,823 --> 00:01:00,825 Asking someone to do something? 26 00:01:00,869 --> 00:01:02,000 Exactly. 27 00:01:02,044 --> 00:01:03,915 And then, them doing it? 28 00:01:03,959 --> 00:01:05,526 - Precisely, yes. - Wait a minute. 29 00:01:05,569 --> 00:01:08,050 Where-Where's Shelley? You said he was coming with us. 30 00:01:08,093 --> 00:01:09,573 Oh, yeah. No, Shelley's coming with us. 31 00:01:09,617 --> 00:01:12,315 He's going on a hike all the way up the mountain. 32 00:01:12,359 --> 00:01:14,274 Only thing is, he can't really walk, 33 00:01:14,317 --> 00:01:16,058 so we're gonna have to carry him. 34 00:01:16,101 --> 00:01:18,452 - Oh. - What? - Ugh. 35 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:21,190 You know, no offense, Charlie, but Shelley's fat as shit. 36 00:01:21,203 --> 00:01:24,153 Oh, no offense taken, Dennis, because he is fat as shit, 37 00:01:24,196 --> 00:01:27,939 but, um, he won't really mind us saying that because he's dead. 38 00:01:27,983 --> 00:01:30,899 What? What the hell are you talking about? 39 00:01:30,942 --> 00:01:33,118 I'm talking about Shelley Kelly, my dad. 40 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:35,207 He's dead. 41 00:01:40,082 --> 00:01:42,737 Oh. Shit. 42 00:02:06,113 --> 00:02:08,893 - This is crazy. - No, it's not that crazy, Mac. 43 00:02:08,937 --> 00:02:11,548 All right? Look, it's a Kelly family burial tradition. 44 00:02:11,592 --> 00:02:13,376 We're just gonna carry the man to the top 45 00:02:13,420 --> 00:02:15,204 of the mountain, and then we're gonna chuck him over the side. 46 00:02:15,247 --> 00:02:17,249 I-I'm not gonna do that. 47 00:02:17,293 --> 00:02:19,339 Yeah, you know what? I-I'm not doing it, either. 48 00:02:19,382 --> 00:02:20,905 But not because I don't think it's awesome. 49 00:02:20,949 --> 00:02:22,342 I think... I think it's totally awesome. 50 00:02:22,385 --> 00:02:24,126 I just am a little worried about my back. 51 00:02:24,169 --> 00:02:25,620 - Your back? - Your back? You've always said 52 00:02:25,676 --> 00:02:28,086 that your back has the symmetry of the Vitruvian man, 53 00:02:28,130 --> 00:02:30,088 and it's the foundation of your structural essence. 54 00:02:30,698 --> 00:02:32,979 Yeah, well, why would I want to ruin my essence, Mac? 55 00:02:33,014 --> 00:02:34,136 I'm not doing it. 56 00:02:34,179 --> 00:02:35,703 Look, guys, the men of my family have been doing this 57 00:02:35,746 --> 00:02:37,400 for thousands of years, and it's really important to me 58 00:02:37,444 --> 00:02:40,055 that we keep this tradition going, okay? 59 00:02:40,098 --> 00:02:43,406 Now I hate to say this, you know, but it is an emergency. 60 00:02:43,450 --> 00:02:45,713 So I'm just gonna blurt it right out. 61 00:02:46,477 --> 00:02:48,150 Bros before hoes. 62 00:02:48,193 --> 00:02:49,369 Uh, he's right. Bros before hoes. 63 00:02:49,412 --> 00:02:50,848 - Yeah, he's got us. - Oh, my God. Yeah. 64 00:02:50,892 --> 00:02:52,241 Bros before hoes, guys. 65 00:02:52,284 --> 00:02:54,589 That doesn't fit here. Bros before hoes? 66 00:02:54,624 --> 00:02:55,679 What does that have to do with anything? 67 00:02:55,723 --> 00:02:57,464 That's sort of a catch-all, Dee. 68 00:02:57,507 --> 00:02:58,769 Okay, let's just grab a piece 69 00:02:58,813 --> 00:03:00,292 of the bag, and we'll get it over with. 70 00:03:00,336 --> 00:03:02,164 - This is gonna suck, but let's just... - Bros before hoes. Bros before... 71 00:03:02,207 --> 00:03:03,557 Bros before hoes. Come on. 72 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,559 - And hoes, too. - Ugh. 73 00:03:33,195 --> 00:03:35,719 - Hey. - Oh, there's got to be a better way. 74 00:03:35,763 --> 00:03:38,766 Isn't there, like, a sled or a wagon or something? 75 00:03:38,809 --> 00:03:41,159 No, they didn't slide my ancestors up the hill. 76 00:03:41,203 --> 00:03:43,031 They didn't wagon them. They carried them. 77 00:03:43,074 --> 00:03:44,511 Guys, I-I got to be honest. 78 00:03:44,554 --> 00:03:46,817 I'm-I'm getting a little worried about my back here. 79 00:03:46,861 --> 00:03:48,906 Um, can I suggest something? 80 00:03:48,950 --> 00:03:52,432 What if we burn the body and carry the ashes up the hill? 81 00:03:52,475 --> 00:03:55,217 - No, no. - I could consecrate them. 82 00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:58,176 Look, no one is going to torch or consummate all over my dad. 83 00:03:58,220 --> 00:03:59,874 Yeah, we're here for Charlie. 84 00:03:59,917 --> 00:04:01,571 Charlie, you hungry? You want a snack? 85 00:04:01,615 --> 00:04:04,531 I got egg, or you want a...? Want-want some GORP? 86 00:04:04,574 --> 00:04:06,968 - Or how about a... how about a wine spritzer? - Ooh! 87 00:04:07,011 --> 00:04:09,536 - I'll take a spritzer. - Bros before hoes, Dee. 88 00:04:09,579 --> 00:04:11,660 Frank, can I please have a white wine spritzer? 89 00:04:11,690 --> 00:04:13,757 - No, no, they're for Charlie. - Charlie... 90 00:04:13,801 --> 00:04:15,890 Charlie, order me a wine spritzer, please. 91 00:04:15,933 --> 00:04:17,892 All right, one spritzer for Mac, please, Frank. 92 00:04:17,935 --> 00:04:19,346 Well, Charlie, order me one then. 93 00:04:19,389 --> 00:04:20,695 Well, it is bros before hoes, 94 00:04:20,738 --> 00:04:22,218 and not all of the bros have been spritzed. 95 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,481 - Let's spritz Dennis, Charlie. - I don't really want one. 96 00:04:24,525 --> 00:04:26,048 Uh, guys, can I suggest something else? 97 00:04:26,091 --> 00:04:27,963 Uh, what-what if we, uh...? Now bear with me here. 98 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:30,139 - What if we chop the body up? - Come on. 99 00:04:30,182 --> 00:04:33,103 And we carry it in pieces, right? Or-or melt it somehow. 100 00:04:33,127 --> 00:04:36,237 - Like you did to Dee's doctor guy? - Well, what? 101 00:04:36,337 --> 00:04:38,126 - Frank, shut up, man. - Why? You didn't tell her? 102 00:04:38,154 --> 00:04:41,193 - Tell me what? - Ha. Well, well, that doctor showed up 103 00:04:41,237 --> 00:04:42,456 at the castle, and you weren't there, 104 00:04:42,499 --> 00:04:44,588 so Dennis poured hot oil on him. 105 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:46,063 - Charlie, you sure you don't want to... - What? 106 00:04:46,121 --> 00:04:47,765 Shut up! Come on! 107 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:49,201 - Come on. - Can we please not drop my dad? 108 00:04:49,245 --> 00:04:50,507 What is he talking about, Dennis? 109 00:04:50,551 --> 00:04:51,769 Don't worry about it, Dee. Come on. 110 00:04:51,813 --> 00:04:53,815 It-it wasn't even that hot. 111 00:04:53,858 --> 00:04:55,599 Did you use the murder hole? 112 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:57,340 Dee, don't get mad at me, okay? 113 00:04:57,384 --> 00:04:58,689 The guy showed up, and you weren't there. 114 00:04:58,733 --> 00:05:00,561 What was I supposed to do? 115 00:05:00,604 --> 00:05:03,477 - Oh, I don't know. Not scald him! - Oh, come on. 116 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,130 You weren't there to enjoy him so I enjoyed him, 117 00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:07,089 per the castle's wishes. 118 00:05:07,132 --> 00:05:08,699 Are you still talking to the castle? 119 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:10,092 I thought that was a COVID thing! 120 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:12,921 - Oh, Dee, let it go. Let it go! - Uh. 121 00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:16,403 Oh, my God, I cannot believe this. I am out of here. 122 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:19,014 Wait, wait, wait, wait. You can't go. 123 00:05:19,057 --> 00:05:21,059 You-you killed my dad with your stupid banshee curse. 124 00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:23,061 - My stupid what? - That's why he died. 125 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:25,281 Every Kelly saw a banshee right before he died. 126 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,544 My dad saw you, so, you got to be here. 127 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:29,807 - Charlie, banshees aren't real! - Ow! 128 00:05:29,851 --> 00:05:32,070 - Is that it? Is that what it was? - Yes, that could be it. 129 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:34,856 - Oh, you! - All right, you know what? Fine. 130 00:05:34,899 --> 00:05:36,858 Go. We don't even need you. We were probably gonna throw you 131 00:05:36,901 --> 00:05:38,686 - from the top anyway! - I thought about it. 132 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:40,514 - Did you think about? - I did, too. God. 133 00:05:40,557 --> 00:05:42,254 - I was thinking about it, too, yeah. - Yeah, well, you got 134 00:05:42,298 --> 00:05:43,778 - to play it safe, you know? You never know. - Got to be sure. 135 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:46,192 - What if she's a witch? - What if she's a witch? 136 00:05:54,303 --> 00:05:55,398 Hey, Frank, you okay, there? 137 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:57,095 - I'm ok... yeah. - I got you. Step. 138 00:05:57,139 --> 00:05:58,662 I see it. 139 00:05:59,475 --> 00:06:00,485 There we go. 140 00:06:00,769 --> 00:06:02,405 - The corner here. - Yeah. 141 00:06:03,159 --> 00:06:05,408 I hate to admit it, but this is a lot heavier without Dee. 142 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:07,454 - How much weight was she bearing? - I don't know. 143 00:06:07,497 --> 00:06:09,673 Well, it's that monstrous spine of hers, you know? 144 00:06:09,717 --> 00:06:12,372 The scoliosis hardened it into petrified wood, 145 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:14,417 unlike my back which is pretty much all muscle. 146 00:06:15,168 --> 00:06:16,201 Whoa. Whoa. 147 00:06:16,245 --> 00:06:18,297 - Oh! You all right? - You-you okay? 148 00:06:18,332 --> 00:06:19,640 Yeah. I'm good. I'm good. 149 00:06:19,683 --> 00:06:21,468 - I just... - Well, what did... what did you trip on? 150 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:24,079 Um, I don't know. Just something on the ground or something. 151 00:06:24,122 --> 00:06:25,472 Hey, let me jump back in there, yeah? 152 00:06:25,515 --> 00:06:27,822 Well, w-wait a second. Did you guys notice 153 00:06:27,865 --> 00:06:30,215 that the body didn't get heavier when Dennis let go? 154 00:06:31,187 --> 00:06:32,740 No. If anything, it feels lighter. 155 00:06:32,783 --> 00:06:34,524 Significantly lighter. 156 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:36,439 That's odd. Uh... 157 00:06:37,887 --> 00:06:39,835 well, I don't know how something like that could possibly happen. 158 00:06:39,870 --> 00:06:41,313 What-what would explain something like that? You... 159 00:06:41,357 --> 00:06:43,011 Could it be maybe the banshee curse? Does it have 160 00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:44,613 - something to do...? - Were you not carrying it? 161 00:06:44,651 --> 00:06:46,493 Not carr... What are you talking about, man? 162 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:48,712 Not carrying it? Yeah, I was carrying it. 163 00:06:48,756 --> 00:06:50,627 - Why did it get lighter? - Oh, my God. 164 00:06:50,671 --> 00:06:52,542 It looks like he was dragging his feet back here. 165 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:54,936 - Were you hanging on it? - No! 166 00:06:54,979 --> 00:06:57,799 He must have tripped and lost his grip, and that's how he fell. 167 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,027 - Oh, goddamn it! - You were taking a ride? 168 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:01,116 - You weren't even holding it. - Oh, no. Come on, dude. 169 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:03,074 Wait. Time out. Time out, guys. 170 00:07:03,118 --> 00:07:05,076 Can we please not make dropping my dad a thing? Right? 171 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,035 If you get frustrated, just place the man down, okay? 172 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:09,603 I'm sorry. I get frustrated, I throw. I don't... 173 00:07:09,646 --> 00:07:11,909 All right, listen, listen, guys. Yes, fine. 174 00:07:11,953 --> 00:07:14,129 Yeah, I was hanging on the bag a little bit. You know, just 175 00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:16,479 from moment to moment, you know, just a tiny, tiny bit, okay? 176 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:19,830 I was trying to decompress my Vitruvian spine. I'm sorry! 177 00:07:19,874 --> 00:07:22,398 I told you guys it was something I was worried about. 178 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,835 Guys, we got bigger problems than this. 179 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:27,795 How are we gonna get that up that hill? 180 00:07:29,951 --> 00:07:30,450 Ugh. 181 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:31,842 - All right, well... - Ooh, that's steep. 182 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:33,844 It's gonna suck, but we'll just have to carry it. 183 00:07:33,888 --> 00:07:37,326 Okay, well, hold on a second, Charlie. Let's think about this. 184 00:07:37,369 --> 00:07:41,430 Now, while I do not approve of Dennis riding your dead dad, 185 00:07:41,465 --> 00:07:42,472 I-I think we have to think about this 186 00:07:42,505 --> 00:07:45,356 from a... an engineering perspective. 187 00:07:45,391 --> 00:07:47,597 Now as a Dutch man, I think I would 188 00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:51,035 look at this the way I would think of a windmill or a dam. 189 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:53,211 Cool. How's a windmill gonna help us? 190 00:07:54,064 --> 00:07:56,737 I haven't been Dutch long enough to know. 191 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:58,303 Well, if we had a really giant windmill, 192 00:07:58,347 --> 00:07:59,783 we could just blow him up the hill. 193 00:07:59,827 --> 00:08:01,089 - We could blow him up the hill. - Oh, giant windmill 194 00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:02,425 - could blow him up. Good. - Oh, yeah. Huh. 195 00:08:02,469 --> 00:08:03,526 Do you have your giant windmill in your bag? 196 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:04,875 Hold on a second. Let... 197 00:08:04,919 --> 00:08:06,137 Let me suggest something else. 198 00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:07,791 Uh, what if we, uh... 199 00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:09,750 what if we slide him up the steep part of the hill? 200 00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:10,968 - Uh... - Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait. 201 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:12,883 Frank, do you have a tent in that bag? 202 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:15,146 Yeah I got a tent. I got a tent. 203 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:18,236 - Oh, how's that for being resourceful, Charlie? - Oh, okay. 204 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:19,934 - Okay, okay. - Now, well, look, this-this is good! 205 00:08:19,977 --> 00:08:22,153 Now-now, Charlie, we're still honoring your dad. 206 00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:25,156 - Right. - We're just sliding him up this one section. That's it! 207 00:08:27,023 --> 00:08:29,439 All right, fine. We'll slide the man up the hill, just this part. 208 00:08:29,474 --> 00:08:30,729 But then, we'll go back to carrying him! 209 00:08:30,764 --> 00:08:32,903 All of us, please. 210 00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:36,690 - Yeah. - All right. 211 00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:38,430 - Pop the tent out. Let's get it. Let's get it. - Dude, help me 212 00:08:38,474 --> 00:08:40,041 - with this thing. You got to... you got to... - I got it. 213 00:08:40,084 --> 00:08:41,738 - Keep it on. I'll just get it out of here. - Okay. 214 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:44,045 One, two, three. 215 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:47,396 One, two, three. 216 00:08:47,439 --> 00:08:50,704 One, two, three. 217 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:55,273 - One, two, three. - Two, three. 218 00:08:58,059 --> 00:08:59,843 - And now, yes! - Oh! 219 00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:02,367 - All right, all right, boys. - Ah, that worked out good! 220 00:09:03,131 --> 00:09:06,284 - I got to say, too, that still felt respectful. - That wasn't so bad. - Ah. 221 00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:07,495 Guys, I actually feel like that was 222 00:09:07,592 --> 00:09:09,810 a back-strengthening exercise for me. 223 00:09:09,853 --> 00:09:11,551 - Awesome! - All right, good. 224 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:13,248 - Let's just take a rest here, all right? - Yeah. 225 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:15,337 - Okay. Want a GORP? Anybody into GORP? - Yeah. 226 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:16,686 - Yeah. - Yeah. Let me get it out. Let me get it out. 227 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,470 - Let's get some GORP. - All right, get it out. 228 00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:20,037 - Maybe, guys, let's have a couple of spritzers. - Spritzers! 229 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:21,256 Who wants one? Spritzer for Mac, spritzer for Dennis. 230 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:22,605 I-I got spritzers, yeah, I got spritzers. 231 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:23,954 Then we'll get this old bitch up the hill. 232 00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:25,869 - All right. Oh. - Ah, this is gonna be good. 233 00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:28,568 - Oh! - Oh, shit! - Oh, my God. 234 00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:30,265 Whoa. 235 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:32,093 Oh. 236 00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:41,581 Oh. Oh. 237 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:43,495 - Okay, that's my bad. - Oh. 238 00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:45,280 Okay. That is, uh... 239 00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:47,412 That's gonna be a mess inside that bag, guys. 240 00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:50,750 Oh, yeah. That's one big sack of Irish stew. 241 00:09:51,473 --> 00:09:53,549 - Phew. - Yeah, yeah. Okay, all right. 242 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,377 Okay, that-that... This isn't a problem. All right, I... 243 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:57,640 What do you say we go back down there, 244 00:09:57,684 --> 00:10:01,383 and we dump out whatever liquid is probably in that body bag, 245 00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:03,385 and then, that'll-that'll lighten the load? 246 00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:05,866 - Okay, yeah. That works for me, yeah. - Okay. 247 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,302 And-and then we can carry it up, no problem! 248 00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:08,999 - Yeah, yeah. - All right. 249 00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:12,263 I'm starting to see myself as more of a problem solver. I... 250 00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:14,710 I-I think that actually could be a new identity. 251 00:10:15,037 --> 00:10:16,041 I'm gonna put that on the list. 252 00:10:16,066 --> 00:10:17,237 You guys are gonna want to hear this. 253 00:10:17,272 --> 00:10:19,053 So, uh, uh, Dutch first. 254 00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:21,882 Dutch first, then gay, then problem solver. 255 00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,231 Now could you repeat that back to me? 256 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:24,754 - 'Cause I think... - Oh, dude, shut up! Oh, my God! 257 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,277 All right, you're Irish, Mac. 258 00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:29,498 - Yeah. You're not Dutch. - What? 259 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:31,239 You're Irish. Right, but we knew you were gonna be 260 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:33,328 so goddamn annoying about it on the trip, 261 00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:35,069 and that it was gonna be the only thing you talked about, 262 00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:36,766 so we paid your mom to tell you you were Dutch. 263 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,420 It cost us a couple of loosies. 264 00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:40,291 - Yeah. - Yeah, your mom does not like you, dude. 265 00:10:40,335 --> 00:10:42,337 Yeah, but, I mean, Luther Vandross? Mac, really? 266 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:44,382 - Luther Vandross? - Come on, Mac. 267 00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:46,167 But somehow it's been even worse! You're talking 268 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:48,909 about your identity even more. I can't believe it. 269 00:10:50,062 --> 00:10:52,260 - Why would you do that? - And by the way... the tattoo? The... 270 00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:53,914 - Can we talk about that... the shamrock tattoo? - That was... 271 00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,393 - You want to see it? - No, I don't want to see it, 272 00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:56,612 - goddamn it! Listen. What? - No! 273 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,179 You're getting rid of all the other tattoos 274 00:10:58,222 --> 00:10:59,963 - and not the worst tattoo? - You're keeping the shamrock? 275 00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:02,531 - I want it gone. We want it gone! - It's a bad tattoo, Mac! 276 00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,533 - Yeah, get rid of the shamrock. - So, you-you thought you'd just 277 00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:06,709 - unravel my entire identity? - Nothing's unraveled! 278 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,363 - We didn't unravel anything! - You're still you! 279 00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:10,887 - You've always been you! - Fine. You know what? 280 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:13,093 You-you-you take that liquid-meat body bag, 281 00:11:13,128 --> 00:11:15,631 and you get it up the goddamn hill by yourself, 'cause I'm out. 282 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:16,893 - Is he gonna get rid of the tattoo? - He's not gonna get 283 00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,155 rid of it. Are you getting rid of the tattoo? 284 00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:19,635 Are you gonna get rid of the tattoo? 285 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,724 I'm gonna get another shamrock tattoo on the other leg! 286 00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,770 - Don't you dare! - Oh, I'm gonna do it! 287 00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:25,641 Don't you dare get another shamrock tattoo, 288 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,122 you son of a bitch! 289 00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:46,227 - Ah, goddamn it! - All right. 290 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:48,446 Nobody admit this to Mac, but... 291 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:51,101 - I feel like he was carrying a ton of weight. - Yeah. 292 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:53,974 - Yeah. - That would be another one of his annoying identities... 293 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:56,019 the man who could carry stuff. 294 00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:57,499 Oh, God. Wait. I got to take a break. 295 00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:58,761 - All right. - I got to take a break. 296 00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,763 Yeah. Guys, please, 297 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,156 just say, "I got to take a break," 298 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:03,940 then gen-gently place him down. 299 00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:05,681 Stop dropping him over and over again. 300 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,305 Look, this isn't working, okay? 301 00:12:07,340 --> 00:12:08,553 Look, you don't want to burn the guy? 302 00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:11,165 Fine. Personally, I don't understand it, 303 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,167 but there are other solutions to this problem, okay? 304 00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:15,778 Let's just chop the body up. It's already mangled. 305 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,519 Come on, man! Look, I'm just trying to get him 306 00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:19,850 to the top of the mountain, as per his wishes. 307 00:12:19,885 --> 00:12:21,305 He lived a hard enough life. 308 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:23,351 You know, he slaved away as a cheese monster, or whatever. 309 00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:25,745 He died with his lungs filled with fluid, 310 00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,224 he was gasping for air. 311 00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:28,791 You know, the-the least we can do 312 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,488 is send him off with some dignity. 313 00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:33,709 Wait a second. What did you say? How did your dad die? 314 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,189 Died from a banshee curse, you know this. 315 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:36,494 No, no, no, what was the thing 316 00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:38,018 about his lungs being filled with fluid? 317 00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:39,497 Well, yeah. When I got him to the hospital, 318 00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:41,369 the doctor said his lungs were all filled with fluid, 319 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,458 and he couldn't really breathe, and then they tried to get him 320 00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,721 on a respirator, but there wasn't enough time... he died. 321 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,637 - Ah. - Well, buddy, that sounds like COVID! 322 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:52,162 COVID? But so-so the poor guy's dying from a banshee curse, 323 00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,295 and now he's got to deal with COVID on top of everything else? 324 00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:55,775 Did you give him COVID, Dennis? 325 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:58,426 Me? I never even interacted with the man. 326 00:12:58,461 --> 00:12:59,996 I was behind a stone wall and a painting that night. 327 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,606 What, do you think I'm shooting COVID laser beams 328 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,043 out of my eyeballs? 329 00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:04,827 Well, look, I don't know how it works, 330 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,568 but you're the only one who didn't get vaccinated. 331 00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:08,526 I mean, I got the shot, Frank got the shot. 332 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:11,051 The shot? The government shot? I didn't do that. 333 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,443 What? You're-you're not vaccinated? 334 00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,228 Oh, yeah, I'm fully vaccinated. 335 00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:16,317 I-I got the non-shot kind. 336 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,798 What non...? There is no non-shot kind, Frank. 337 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:22,018 Of course there is! The-the-the hydro pills 338 00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:23,803 and the... and the bleach, and the... 339 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:26,631 the horse dewormer. The-the president's stuff! 340 00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:27,850 - Wait, wait, wait. - Ah, Jesus. 341 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,896 Why would you not take the shot? 342 00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:31,985 Where they put the thing in your arm with the chip, 343 00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:34,204 and it goes inside your body? 344 00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:36,598 I heard the nerd on the island talk about them. 345 00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,078 That once they get that thing inside of you, 346 00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:39,688 they can control your thoughts. 347 00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:41,255 They take your thoughts, 348 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,300 download 'em, put 'em into a manatee. 349 00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:44,606 - You know what I mean? - What is he talking about? 350 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:45,999 - Why is he talking about manatees? - They... 351 00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:47,739 Guys, this is what I'm learning, okay? I had COVID, 352 00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:49,494 I gave it to Frank, Frank gave it to your dad. 353 00:13:49,509 --> 00:13:50,511 Frank killed your dad. 354 00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,048 - Goddamn it! - Well, wait-wait a minute. 355 00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:55,878 To be fair, COVID killed your dad. I just gave it to him. 356 00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:58,159 Okay. Well, this is insane. This is insane! 357 00:13:58,202 --> 00:13:59,282 All right? You know what? I'm out of here. 358 00:13:59,327 --> 00:14:01,318 - Screw this, I can't do this. - You're leaving? 359 00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:03,451 Oh, God. 360 00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:05,670 - There it... there it is! - Ah. 361 00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:09,761 Goddamn it! This is exactly what I was worried about. 362 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:12,503 It's the end of the Vitruvian era! It's over! 363 00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:16,725 Goddamn! Goddamn! My essence has... 364 00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:20,207 been ruined by tiny cars, castle beds and... 365 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:23,514 Goddamn. I hate this godforsaken country! 366 00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:27,475 - Ah, man! - Hey, he's probably faking it. 367 00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:29,912 Yeah. 368 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:32,741 Uh, look, 369 00:14:33,903 --> 00:14:36,136 I'm sorry if I gave your dad COVID. 370 00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:38,355 I mean, if that's the case. 371 00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:39,922 I mean, we don't have proof. 372 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,750 It's kind of like the Epstein thing. 373 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:42,882 - Yeah. - Yeah, all right. Look, Frank, you can stop. 374 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,188 I forgive you, all right? 375 00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:47,495 A Kelly always forgives. 376 00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:50,715 - Uh, the men that is, not-not women so much. - Hmm. 377 00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:56,156 For what it's worth, I'm sorry I'm not your real dad. 378 00:14:57,853 --> 00:15:01,117 Thanks, Frank. I'm kind of sorry, too. 379 00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:03,511 But don't you worry. 380 00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:06,775 I'll always be there for you. I'll always have your back. 381 00:15:07,713 --> 00:15:08,733 Yeah. 382 00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,344 - You thirsty? - Yes. 383 00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,955 Oh, here. Try some of this Gatorade. 384 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:15,262 - Thank you. - There you go. 385 00:15:16,451 --> 00:15:18,874 - Aah! Is that piss? - Whoa! 386 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,289 Oh! That's not supposed to be the piss one! 387 00:15:21,324 --> 00:15:22,922 - Why do you have a piss one? - Well, here, here, here. 388 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,967 - Why is there always a piss one with you? - Oh, give me that. 389 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:28,449 - Wash it out with Gatorade. - Goddamn it, Frank! 390 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:29,929 Ooh. Huh? 391 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,278 That's piss, too! 392 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,757 - Oh, no! - Well, what the fuck? 393 00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,539 Oh, I must have got confused and pissed in 'em both. 394 00:15:34,574 --> 00:15:35,847 - Wait, wait, wait. - Goddamn it, dude. 395 00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:37,545 I got you a spritzer! How about a spritzer? 396 00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:39,329 I don't want a fucking spritzer! 397 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:40,765 - Oh! Mac drank all the spritzers. - Goddamn it, Frank. 398 00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:42,332 - Why do you have canteens full of piss? - I... No. 399 00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:45,161 Why is it always something crazy with you? Goddamn it! 400 00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,961 Look, I'm gonna do it alone. I don't need your help. Just go! 401 00:15:47,996 --> 00:15:49,296 - No, Charlie. - Just go! 402 00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:50,558 - I don't need your help, Frank! - Hey, don't go! 403 00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:53,126 Charlie! 404 00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:12,754 - I hate this place. - It's the worst! 405 00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:14,016 If there is anything I have learned 406 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,931 from this godforsaken rock, 407 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,456 it is that I never want to see any of you assholes ever again! 408 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,068 Oh, Dee, don't worry about it, because as soon as I figure out 409 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,505 who or what I am, you'll never see me again! 410 00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,246 - You're Irish. - You're Irish. - You are Irish! 411 00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:28,465 - You are Irish! - You're an Irishman! 412 00:16:28,725 --> 00:16:30,119 Shh! 413 00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:39,041 You... are screaming! 414 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,695 Haven't you noticed that everyone else 415 00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:44,786 in here is speaking at a normal volume? 416 00:16:45,566 --> 00:16:46,583 Shut up! 417 00:16:47,529 --> 00:16:50,183 Shut up. Shut up. 418 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:53,142 - You listen to me, you bitch. - Get her, banshee. 419 00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:57,083 I will speak at whatever volume I choose, 420 00:16:57,118 --> 00:16:59,279 and if you don't like it, you can suck 421 00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,716 my big fat dick! 422 00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:05,067 One volume? For every single person in the whole wide world? 423 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,678 That's socialism, and I won't stand for it! 424 00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:09,506 We should be able to speak 425 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,682 at whatever volume we identify with! 426 00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,989 Because that is the American way! 427 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:17,079 But you are not in America! 428 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:19,908 We are America, sweetheart! 429 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:23,868 And we carry our country with us wherever we go! 430 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:28,177 Because we love her! And when you love someone, 431 00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:31,963 you can't bear to leave 'em behind! 432 00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:35,010 Not ever! 433 00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,218 Aah! Aah! 434 00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,702 Goddamn it! 435 00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:17,531 I can't do this! 436 00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:20,360 I'm sorry, Dad. 437 00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:22,449 I can't do it. 438 00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:28,150 This isn't fair. 439 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,239 I shouldn't have to carry you up this hill. 440 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,462 You never carried me up a hill. 441 00:18:37,686 --> 00:18:38,987 You never picked me up from school. 442 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:41,207 You didn't read me bedtime stories. 443 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,383 You didn't carry me on your shoulders. 444 00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:47,604 You didn't bounce me on... You weren't there! 445 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,693 And I needed you! 446 00:18:53,119 --> 00:18:54,263 I needed you there. 447 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:02,228 You were supposed to carry me! 448 00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:03,707 You were supposed to carry me. 449 00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:14,762 Ah, Frank's right. I'm glad you're dead. 450 00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:17,112 I'm glad you're dead. 451 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,332 Now I don't have to spend the rest of my life 452 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:20,855 waiting for you to pick me up. 453 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,960 - Hey, buddy! - Charlie! - Charlie! 454 00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:40,962 I'm so sorry that I killed your dad! 455 00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:43,791 But I'm even more sorry that we left you behind! 456 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,184 We should have never left you, buddy! 457 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,794 We should have never left America! 458 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,709 - We should have... - Yeah! I miss Philly. 459 00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,537 Let's go home! 460 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:53,409 - Yeah. - I may be Irish, but I'm American Irish first! 461 00:19:53,453 --> 00:19:55,019 How did you get the truck? 462 00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:58,211 The American way. I threw a lot of cash at the owner. 463 00:19:58,246 --> 00:19:59,251 - Yeah. - Come on. 464 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:02,766 Let's put him in the back and throw your dad off the cliff! 465 00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:04,290 Let's go! Come on, Charlie! 466 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:05,987 - Come on! - Yeah! 467 00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:10,209 One. Two. Three. 468 00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:14,865 - Ooh! - Oh! 469 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,127 - Oh. - Oh, shit. 470 00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:17,607 - Okay, uh... - Ooh. 471 00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,174 It was supposed to go in the water. 472 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,393 Maybe they usually do this at high tide. 473 00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,569 - They probably did, yeah. - Oh. 474 00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:24,614 - Yeah. - Yeah. Well, the birds will get him. 475 00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:26,747 - Okay. - Yeah, but should we try to scramble our way down there 476 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:27,878 and throw him in the water? 477 00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:29,402 - Eh... - We could, but... 478 00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:30,925 But there's a bunch of kids down there. 479 00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:31,866 - Oh, there's kids! - Are there kids? Oh, shit. - Yeah. 480 00:20:31,870 --> 00:20:33,545 - Oh, that's good, then. They'll find the body. - Ah, yeah. 481 00:20:33,612 --> 00:20:34,712 - Well, that's nice. Okay. - And they'll call the cops. 482 00:20:34,748 --> 00:20:36,423 It-It'll be sort of like a Stand by Me situation. 483 00:20:36,481 --> 00:20:37,528 - Yeah. - Might be fun for them. - Oh, yeah, it'll be good. 484 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:40,064 All right, you know what, guy? Here's what I'm feeling. 485 00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:41,762 Forget this dude. He was a deadbeat, right? 486 00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,590 - Can we just go home? - Yes. 487 00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:44,634 - Thank you, Charlie. - Let's go home. - Right? Yeah. 488 00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:45,940 - Yeah, let's go. Let's go. - Yes. 489 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,594 You want... you want to get some stew? 490 00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:49,073 - God, no. That stew's gross. - Yeah, man. - Stew? 491 00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:50,336 - Oh, it is kind of nasty. - Yeah. 492 00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:52,207 You guys want to go to McDonald's? 493 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,643 - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 494 00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,297 Oh. 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