1 00:00:20,583 --> 00:00:22,629 Frank, would you like another buttered nipple? 2 00:00:23,673 --> 00:00:26,546 No. The cream is making me gassy. 3 00:00:26,546 --> 00:00:29,201 - Yeah, well, you have had four of them. - Yeah. 4 00:00:29,201 --> 00:00:31,290 - You know, we could order you 5 00:00:31,290 --> 00:00:32,726 something that's a little bit easier on the pipes. 6 00:00:32,726 --> 00:00:34,380 - Yeah. - You know, I know what you're doing. 7 00:00:34,380 --> 00:00:36,251 This is your annual 8 00:00:36,251 --> 00:00:38,514 "take me out and see if you can talk me into 9 00:00:38,514 --> 00:00:40,168 giving you more of my money." 10 00:00:40,168 --> 00:00:41,865 - Oh, stop. - Uh— Is he talking to us? 11 00:00:41,865 --> 00:00:43,911 - Give me money. - We would never. 12 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:45,695 - And we just want you to have a fun night. 13 00:00:45,695 --> 00:00:46,783 Yeah. 14 00:00:46,783 --> 00:00:47,915 Oh. 15 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:52,180 - Yeah, get that. - What you working on there, bud? 16 00:00:52,180 --> 00:00:54,226 I brought my own can of anchovies 17 00:00:54,226 --> 00:00:56,402 because the fish in this place is not salty enough. 18 00:00:56,402 --> 00:00:58,534 - Mm, that's... - I agree. 19 00:00:58,534 --> 00:00:59,753 - Got no taste. - Yeah. 20 00:00:59,753 --> 00:01:01,363 Yeah, no, I-I hear you. 21 00:01:01,363 --> 00:01:03,365 It's, uh, it's not salty enough. 22 00:01:03,365 --> 00:01:05,672 I want to point something out here to you, Frank. 23 00:01:05,672 --> 00:01:08,240 I think we do a pretty good job 24 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:09,284 of pretending like you're not an animal. 25 00:01:10,633 --> 00:01:11,547 Is that thing loaded, by the way? 26 00:01:11,547 --> 00:01:12,940 Nah, it's not loaded. 27 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:15,725 - And get off my back, 28 00:01:15,725 --> 00:01:16,726 huh? 29 00:01:16,726 --> 00:01:18,511 - Hey. Absolutely. - Yup. 30 00:01:18,511 --> 00:01:19,599 You got it. 31 00:01:19,599 --> 00:01:20,904 Got no intention to be 32 00:01:20,904 --> 00:01:22,471 - riding on your back, pal. - No. 33 00:01:22,471 --> 00:01:24,256 We like you just the way you are. 34 00:01:24,256 --> 00:01:26,388 - Mm. Mm-hmm. - And I think that, you know, 35 00:01:26,388 --> 00:01:29,217 maybe, just possibly, that entitles us to a little taste 36 00:01:29,217 --> 00:01:31,001 - of your fortune after you die? - Oh. 37 00:01:31,001 --> 00:01:31,915 - You know what I mean? I-I... - Oh. 38 00:01:31,915 --> 00:01:33,308 I want to tell you something, 39 00:01:33,308 --> 00:01:35,963 I am not intending on dying anytime soon, 40 00:01:35,963 --> 00:01:37,878 so don't waste your breath. 41 00:01:39,271 --> 00:01:40,968 - You know what? Screw this. 42 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:42,491 - Okay. - I— Dee, I told you this was a mistake. 43 00:01:42,491 --> 00:01:44,014 - No, I know, I know. - I— You know what? I'm out 44 00:01:44,014 --> 00:01:45,233 - of here. - Couple of vultures 45 00:01:45,233 --> 00:01:46,669 picking at my carcass. 46 00:01:46,669 --> 00:01:47,931 - Uh-huh. - You know, I am in the prime 47 00:01:47,931 --> 00:01:49,368 - of my life. - Yeah. 48 00:01:49,368 --> 00:01:51,413 I mean, if you think that you can— 49 00:01:54,242 --> 00:01:55,374 - You shot us! 50 00:01:55,374 --> 00:01:56,549 - You shot us! - I'm shot in the face! 51 00:01:56,549 --> 00:01:57,985 You said there were no bullets! 52 00:01:57,985 --> 00:02:00,857 Okay, so it was loaded. My mistake. 53 00:02:00,857 --> 00:02:02,642 Oh, don't be so dramatic. 54 00:02:02,642 --> 00:02:04,252 I just nicked you. 55 00:02:04,252 --> 00:02:07,429 It's not like anybody's in any real danger. 56 00:02:28,363 --> 00:02:29,669 I'm saying don't shoot 57 00:02:29,669 --> 00:02:30,800 the whole balloon down, right? Like, you-you... 58 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,367 - you pull it down— - Frank shot us. 59 00:02:32,367 --> 00:02:34,369 He shot us in the face. We barely survived. 60 00:02:34,369 --> 00:02:35,370 Awesome! 61 00:02:35,370 --> 00:02:36,980 - Wha... - Uh, no, not awesome. 62 00:02:36,980 --> 00:02:39,548 Oh, sorry. You came in all excited. 63 00:02:39,548 --> 00:02:40,941 I thought you were bragging. 64 00:02:40,941 --> 00:02:42,551 I was picking up on an excited energy, for sure. 65 00:02:42,551 --> 00:02:43,987 Getting shot in the face and surviving is pretty cool. 66 00:02:43,987 --> 00:02:45,380 Yeah. 67 00:02:45,380 --> 00:02:46,816 This is insane. 68 00:02:46,816 --> 00:02:48,383 Listen, we got to get his gun away from him, okay? 69 00:02:48,383 --> 00:02:49,732 I-I don't even care about the money anymore. 70 00:02:49,732 --> 00:02:50,864 Oh, yeah, no, no, neither do I. 71 00:02:50,864 --> 00:02:52,039 I don't give a shit about the money. 72 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:53,736 I mean, the man is a maniac 73 00:02:53,736 --> 00:02:55,390 and he's gonna wind up shooting everyone in this bar. 74 00:02:55,390 --> 00:02:56,870 Oh, yeah. I do care about the money, though. 75 00:02:56,870 --> 00:02:58,741 - Yeah, no, so do I. Absolutely. - Yeah. 76 00:02:58,741 --> 00:03:00,003 - It's the only thing I care about. Are you kidding me? - Yeah. Yeah. 77 00:03:00,003 --> 00:03:01,483 Come on. You know what I'm worried about? 78 00:03:01,483 --> 00:03:02,789 I'm worried he's gonna kill himself with that gun 79 00:03:02,789 --> 00:03:04,399 before he gets old and senile enough 80 00:03:04,399 --> 00:03:06,009 to rewrite us into the will. 81 00:03:06,009 --> 00:03:07,489 That's it. That's it. We need him to live 82 00:03:07,489 --> 00:03:08,925 long enough so he can become fully demented. 83 00:03:08,925 --> 00:03:09,970 - Mm-hmm. - I know, but, guys, 84 00:03:09,970 --> 00:03:11,319 I'm picking up, like, 85 00:03:11,319 --> 00:03:12,799 a super stressed-out vibe from you, 86 00:03:12,799 --> 00:03:14,931 and it's really important to remember, like, 87 00:03:14,931 --> 00:03:17,760 you know, money isn't everything. 88 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:19,675 Yeah, of course you don't care, Charlie, 89 00:03:19,675 --> 00:03:21,634 because your dad didn't have anything to pass down to you. 90 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:24,593 No, that's true, but my mom does. Yeah. 91 00:03:24,593 --> 00:03:27,379 On my mom's family side, I got a huge inheritance coming my way. 92 00:03:27,379 --> 00:03:29,816 Wait, what? 93 00:03:29,816 --> 00:03:31,600 H-How did I not know this? You're gonna be rich? 94 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:33,950 Yeah. Totally. Yeah. 95 00:03:33,950 --> 00:03:37,345 Well, uh, rich in history and legacy 96 00:03:37,345 --> 00:03:39,347 and, uh... teeth, of course. 97 00:03:39,347 --> 00:03:41,393 Teeth? 98 00:03:41,393 --> 00:03:43,830 Yeah. It's a pretty sweet deal, actually, you know. 99 00:03:43,830 --> 00:03:45,701 Everyone on my mom's side of the family, 100 00:03:45,701 --> 00:03:48,356 going back to the Niña and the-the Pinta 101 00:03:48,356 --> 00:03:50,140 and the, uh, Santa Margherita, 102 00:03:50,140 --> 00:03:52,621 um, they've all been putting their teeth into a jar 103 00:03:52,621 --> 00:03:53,796 - when they die. - Mm-hmm. 104 00:03:53,796 --> 00:03:55,972 And, uh, when I turn 40, 105 00:03:55,972 --> 00:03:57,626 that sweet little piece 106 00:03:57,626 --> 00:03:58,975 of history's coming my way. 107 00:03:58,975 --> 00:04:00,194 Just stop. Okay, Dee, 108 00:04:00,194 --> 00:04:01,587 we need to get that gun away from Frank. 109 00:04:01,587 --> 00:04:02,979 Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. 110 00:04:02,979 --> 00:04:04,851 You don't do something like that. 111 00:04:04,851 --> 00:04:06,635 You know, because, like, Frank's gun is a big piece 112 00:04:06,635 --> 00:04:08,028 of who he is, right? 113 00:04:08,028 --> 00:04:09,856 That's his legacy. That's his history. 114 00:04:09,856 --> 00:04:12,424 That's like, that's like my jar of teeth, right? 115 00:04:12,424 --> 00:04:14,469 I don't want that taken away from me when I get old. 116 00:04:14,469 --> 00:04:15,818 What are you talking about? 117 00:04:15,818 --> 00:04:18,647 Charlie, I got some bad news for you, bud. 118 00:04:18,647 --> 00:04:19,779 What? 119 00:04:19,779 --> 00:04:22,347 You turned 40 a long time ago. 120 00:04:24,784 --> 00:04:26,742 Yo. Hey, Ma, how you doing? 121 00:04:26,742 --> 00:04:28,788 - Hi, Mom. - Oh, hi, boys. 122 00:04:28,788 --> 00:04:30,877 - What brings you by? - Yeah, uh, 123 00:04:30,877 --> 00:04:33,053 hey, I want to show Mac that jar of family teeth we got. 124 00:04:33,053 --> 00:04:34,141 Oh. 125 00:04:34,141 --> 00:04:35,795 - Y-You-you do? - Yeah. 126 00:04:35,795 --> 00:04:37,405 Hey, Ma, did you realize I was over 40? 127 00:04:37,405 --> 00:04:39,668 You are? 128 00:04:39,668 --> 00:04:41,714 Yeah, turns out. Yeah, I figured you probably forgot, too, 129 00:04:41,714 --> 00:04:42,976 or something, but, um, yeah, 130 00:04:42,976 --> 00:04:44,151 can I get that jar of teeth now, please? 131 00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:46,588 Oh, okay, I-I'll go look for them. 132 00:04:46,588 --> 00:04:48,590 Okay, yeah, good. Go-go get my teeth, please. 133 00:04:48,590 --> 00:04:49,765 Cool. Hey, Mom, 134 00:04:49,765 --> 00:04:50,940 since we're here, um, 135 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:52,028 do we have any kind of, like, 136 00:04:52,028 --> 00:04:53,508 family heirlooms or anything? 137 00:04:53,508 --> 00:04:55,423 No. 138 00:04:55,423 --> 00:04:57,469 Like, anything of value 139 00:04:57,469 --> 00:04:59,166 that our family owned at some point? 140 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:01,168 No. 141 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:03,866 Hm. Okay, what if it's just, like, sentimental? 142 00:05:03,866 --> 00:05:05,433 Just, like, proof that we existed? 143 00:05:05,433 --> 00:05:07,522 Nope. 144 00:05:07,522 --> 00:05:08,697 Wait, what about those letters? 145 00:05:08,697 --> 00:05:09,872 Weren't there some kind of letters 146 00:05:09,872 --> 00:05:10,873 that my grandfather wrote to my dad 147 00:05:10,873 --> 00:05:11,744 during World War II? 148 00:05:12,919 --> 00:05:14,442 Yeah. 149 00:05:14,442 --> 00:05:16,183 Those letters exist? Well, well, who's got them? 150 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:18,141 Donald. 151 00:05:18,141 --> 00:05:20,622 - Donald? Donald who? - Oh... 152 00:05:20,622 --> 00:05:22,711 Duck. 153 00:05:22,711 --> 00:05:24,887 Yeah. 154 00:05:24,887 --> 00:05:26,889 Donald... Donald Duck? What's she talking about? 155 00:05:26,889 --> 00:05:28,891 Yeah, my mom's making a joke. She's-she's really funny. 156 00:05:28,891 --> 00:05:30,502 She's got a great sense of humor. Right, Mom? 157 00:05:30,502 --> 00:05:32,721 Yeah. 158 00:05:32,721 --> 00:05:34,462 Yeah. She's talking about my Uncle Donald. 159 00:05:34,462 --> 00:05:36,246 Huh. I didn't even know you had an uncle Donald. 160 00:05:36,246 --> 00:05:37,726 Yeah, yeah, that's my dad's brother. 161 00:05:37,726 --> 00:05:39,467 Donald McDonald? 162 00:05:39,467 --> 00:05:40,555 Yeah. 163 00:05:40,555 --> 00:05:42,470 Ronald McDonald. 164 00:05:42,470 --> 00:05:44,907 Donald McDonald. Wow. 165 00:05:44,907 --> 00:05:46,779 Your dad really scored with the name Luther, I guess, huh? 166 00:05:47,997 --> 00:05:50,478 Mom? What happened? 167 00:05:50,478 --> 00:05:52,088 - Oh, shit. 168 00:05:52,088 --> 00:05:53,394 Did she try to pull out her own teeth? 169 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:54,830 Did you just try to pull out your own teeth? 170 00:05:54,830 --> 00:05:56,876 - Mm-mm. - She clearly did. 171 00:05:56,876 --> 00:05:58,181 - I can see the pliers. - We can see the pliers, Mom. 172 00:05:59,661 --> 00:06:01,576 - Ah! Ugh! - Oh! 173 00:06:01,576 --> 00:06:03,926 - I'm so sorry. - Mom. 174 00:06:03,926 --> 00:06:06,581 Oh, my God. Why did you do that? 175 00:06:06,581 --> 00:06:08,931 I didn't have the heart to-to tell you, 176 00:06:08,931 --> 00:06:12,108 I gave away the jar. 177 00:06:12,108 --> 00:06:14,546 You gave away the jar of teeth? To who? 178 00:06:14,546 --> 00:06:15,764 Your sisters. 179 00:06:15,764 --> 00:06:17,592 To my sisters? 180 00:06:17,592 --> 00:06:20,029 Those ungrateful bitches. What the hell, Mom? 181 00:06:20,029 --> 00:06:21,509 They don't even live in Philly anymore. 182 00:06:21,509 --> 00:06:22,510 They moved all the way up to northern New Jersey. 183 00:06:22,510 --> 00:06:24,512 They're terrible to you. 184 00:06:24,512 --> 00:06:25,861 I'm the one who stayed. I'm the one who takes care of you. 185 00:06:25,861 --> 00:06:27,167 How could you do that? 186 00:06:28,777 --> 00:06:30,953 - Now she's screaming. - This is crazy. 187 00:06:30,953 --> 00:06:32,694 Now she's screaming. Now she's screaming. 188 00:06:32,694 --> 00:06:34,130 - Well, you yelled at her. - Now Mom's screaming. 189 00:06:34,130 --> 00:06:35,784 Now Mom's screaming. 190 00:06:35,784 --> 00:06:37,830 Ah, I can't believe you did this! 191 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:39,962 - Why are you yelling at her? I don't know... - She gave it away to my sisters. 192 00:06:39,962 --> 00:06:41,529 They're the worst people on the planet. 193 00:06:41,529 --> 00:06:42,530 I didn't even remember that you had sisters. 194 00:06:42,530 --> 00:06:44,140 All right. Okay, okay. 195 00:06:44,140 --> 00:06:45,881 Look, we're just gonna have to go and get them. 196 00:06:45,881 --> 00:06:47,535 I think she's having a stroke, dude. 197 00:06:47,535 --> 00:06:49,232 We're just gonna have to get in the car right now 198 00:06:49,232 --> 00:06:50,669 - and go get them. Come on, man. - We should go to the hospital. 199 00:06:50,669 --> 00:06:52,061 Let's get in the car. Let's go. 200 00:06:52,061 --> 00:06:53,715 Mrs. Mac, we're taking your car. Mom, just calm down. 201 00:06:53,715 --> 00:06:55,848 It's okay, okay? I'm not mad at you. It's fine, okay? 202 00:06:55,848 --> 00:06:57,763 - I love you. - Breathe through your, breathe through your nose. 203 00:06:57,763 --> 00:06:59,286 - I love you, too. I love you, too. - This is fucking insane. 204 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:01,027 I made a mistake. 205 00:07:01,027 --> 00:07:03,290 You did make a mistake. You did make this— All right. 206 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:04,726 Christ, let's get her cleaned up. All right. 207 00:07:04,726 --> 00:07:05,814 I didn't mean to upset you. 208 00:07:09,122 --> 00:07:10,776 Frank, um, 209 00:07:10,776 --> 00:07:12,342 could you stop scratching yourself with the gun, please? 210 00:07:12,342 --> 00:07:14,040 - I'm itchy, I'm itchy. - I-I bet. 211 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:15,607 Probably from rolling around in the grass 212 00:07:15,607 --> 00:07:16,738 outside of your apartment. 213 00:07:16,738 --> 00:07:18,174 No, I was rolling around in the grass 214 00:07:18,174 --> 00:07:19,349 because I was itchy. 215 00:07:19,349 --> 00:07:20,655 The itch came first. 216 00:07:20,655 --> 00:07:22,135 Okay, well, why don't you hand me the gun, 217 00:07:22,135 --> 00:07:23,310 - and I'll scratch you with my fingers. - Yeah. 218 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:24,833 I'm not gonna hand you my gun, 219 00:07:24,833 --> 00:07:26,182 but I'll let you scratch. You want to scratch me? 220 00:07:26,182 --> 00:07:28,794 - Go on. Yeah. - Okay. 221 00:07:28,794 --> 00:07:30,186 - All right. - Scratch me. See. 222 00:07:30,186 --> 00:07:31,971 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it down by the neck. 223 00:07:31,971 --> 00:07:33,755 - Frank, I— - The back of the neck. The back of the neck. 224 00:07:33,755 --> 00:07:34,930 Okay, but I just don't want to get shot again, is all. 225 00:07:34,930 --> 00:07:36,236 The gun's not loaded. 226 00:07:36,236 --> 00:07:38,020 Yeah, that's what you said last time, Frank. 227 00:07:38,020 --> 00:07:40,109 I got to take a piss. 228 00:07:40,109 --> 00:07:41,328 - Pull over. - All right. 229 00:07:47,943 --> 00:07:49,075 Okay. 230 00:07:49,075 --> 00:07:50,729 - Goddamn it. 231 00:07:50,729 --> 00:07:52,252 This is not working. 232 00:07:52,252 --> 00:07:53,732 Should we just attack him and take it? 233 00:07:53,732 --> 00:07:55,603 What? No. 234 00:07:55,603 --> 00:07:57,649 He'd mow us down like Scarface. We can't come at him like that. 235 00:07:57,649 --> 00:07:59,781 - We'll spook him. - Yeah. 236 00:07:59,781 --> 00:08:01,000 You know what? He needs to be lulled 237 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,871 into a false sense of security. 238 00:08:02,871 --> 00:08:04,264 You don't tell a dog you're taking him to a vet 239 00:08:04,264 --> 00:08:05,613 to put him down. 240 00:08:05,613 --> 00:08:06,919 Right. 241 00:08:08,094 --> 00:08:11,097 You give that dog the best day of his life, 242 00:08:11,097 --> 00:08:13,403 and then you turn out the lights when he least suspects it. 243 00:08:13,403 --> 00:08:15,710 - Okay. 244 00:08:15,710 --> 00:08:17,103 Okay. Oh... 245 00:08:17,103 --> 00:08:19,235 Ooh. 246 00:08:19,235 --> 00:08:21,760 Ooh, that was a long wait. 247 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:22,978 Ooh! 248 00:08:22,978 --> 00:08:24,327 Wow. 249 00:08:28,984 --> 00:08:30,420 Why is your mom driving my mom's car? 250 00:08:30,420 --> 00:08:31,944 I don't know. Dude, they got some weird arrangement 251 00:08:31,944 --> 00:08:34,381 worked out so your mom can focus on smoking. 252 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:36,688 Speaking of, I'm getting choked to death back here. 253 00:08:36,688 --> 00:08:38,254 Mrs. Mac, do you mind, like, cracking a window or something? 254 00:08:38,254 --> 00:08:40,256 No. 255 00:08:40,256 --> 00:08:42,128 Why not? I mean, it's ridiculous to just sit in the smoke. 256 00:08:42,128 --> 00:08:45,784 'Cause it's too drafty. It's unhealthy. 257 00:08:45,784 --> 00:08:47,133 - Right. - Unheal— What? 258 00:08:47,133 --> 00:08:49,135 Sorry, my mom's on a new health kick. 259 00:08:49,135 --> 00:08:50,789 Hey, Mom, it's working. You look great. 260 00:08:50,789 --> 00:08:52,268 Shut up. 261 00:08:52,268 --> 00:08:54,009 Can we, like speed up or something? 262 00:08:54,009 --> 00:08:56,446 Another car just passed us. Mom, that's, like, the 50th car. 263 00:08:56,446 --> 00:08:57,796 Why are you going so slow? 264 00:08:57,796 --> 00:08:59,362 Well, highways are scary. 265 00:08:59,362 --> 00:09:01,147 You're going 35. 266 00:09:01,147 --> 00:09:02,278 - I can see you're going 35. - But— And everybody's 267 00:09:02,278 --> 00:09:03,453 just in such a hurry. 268 00:09:03,453 --> 00:09:04,890 No, it's just the normal— 269 00:09:04,890 --> 00:09:06,413 It's the speed that people go on the highway. 270 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,328 Okay, maybe I should drive. Mom, can I drive your car? 271 00:09:08,328 --> 00:09:09,721 - Can Mac drive? - No. 272 00:09:09,721 --> 00:09:12,201 Ugh, this is my worst nightmare, man. 273 00:09:12,201 --> 00:09:13,899 This is absolutely terrible. How much further? 274 00:09:13,899 --> 00:09:15,335 Anyone know? Mac? 275 00:09:15,335 --> 00:09:17,380 How much further? Mac? 276 00:09:17,380 --> 00:09:19,121 Mac? Hello? 277 00:09:19,121 --> 00:09:22,821 My mom's finger is up, which means "no talking". 278 00:09:22,821 --> 00:09:24,474 She's annoyed. It's best if we 279 00:09:24,474 --> 00:09:26,825 just keep it down until the finger goes down, 280 00:09:26,825 --> 00:09:29,088 otherwise, she might burn us with the cigarette lighter. 281 00:09:29,088 --> 00:09:31,307 This is my worst nightmare 282 00:09:31,307 --> 00:09:32,439 in my entire life. 283 00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:35,921 Okay, finger's down. Um, great. 284 00:09:35,921 --> 00:09:37,705 Uh, okay, Mrs. Kelly, you're gonna want to stay 285 00:09:37,705 --> 00:09:39,925 on the Jersey Turnpike until you hit 287. 286 00:09:39,925 --> 00:09:42,101 You want to take 287 towards Hamburg. 287 00:09:42,101 --> 00:09:44,103 Mm, no. That— No, you just stay on the 206 288 00:09:44,103 --> 00:09:45,104 the whole way up. 289 00:09:45,104 --> 00:09:46,279 No, no, we're gonna, 290 00:09:46,279 --> 00:09:47,802 we're gonna hit Hamburg on the way. 291 00:09:47,802 --> 00:09:48,803 Why are we going to Hamburg? 292 00:09:48,803 --> 00:09:50,283 We're gonna visit my Uncle Donald. 293 00:09:50,283 --> 00:09:53,416 - Donald McDonald of Hamburger, New Jersey? - Hamburg. 294 00:09:53,416 --> 00:09:55,331 A bunch of old letters that weren't even written to you? 295 00:09:55,331 --> 00:09:56,985 That's not a legacy, it's a bunch of meaningless shit. 296 00:09:56,985 --> 00:10:00,032 Not as meaningless as a jar full of teeth. 297 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:01,163 - Ah! She got you. She got you. - Sorry, Mom, sorry, Mom. 298 00:10:01,163 --> 00:10:02,469 Sorry, Mom. I didn't see the finger. 299 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:04,340 No, her hand was not in the air that time. 300 00:10:04,340 --> 00:10:05,907 - She burnt the shit out of me. - You didn't even put your hand— 301 00:10:05,907 --> 00:10:07,822 - Oh, it's up now, it's up now. - Yeah. 302 00:10:07,822 --> 00:10:10,085 Frank, we got a little surprise for you, bud. 303 00:10:10,085 --> 00:10:11,260 What's that? 304 00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:13,306 Hamburgers. 305 00:10:13,306 --> 00:10:15,308 - Oh, hamburgers? 306 00:10:15,308 --> 00:10:17,223 Oh, that's one of the best food there is. 307 00:10:17,223 --> 00:10:19,486 Yeah, yes, they really are. 308 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:21,793 And, you know what, you can eat them right here in the car. 309 00:10:21,793 --> 00:10:24,273 You know, once in a while, they give me the runs. 310 00:10:24,273 --> 00:10:26,493 Yeah, that's why we put that towel down for you, buddy. 311 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,843 Mmm. Mmm! 312 00:10:28,843 --> 00:10:30,845 - Okay. All right. 313 00:10:30,845 --> 00:10:32,020 - Mmm. - You want to take it easy? 314 00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:33,369 Goddamn. Just one bite at a time, 315 00:10:33,369 --> 00:10:34,849 or you're gonna barf everywhere. 316 00:10:34,849 --> 00:10:37,025 - Mmm. - Yeah, it's good, huh? 317 00:10:37,025 --> 00:10:38,766 Yeah, really hammering them down there, huh, bud? 318 00:10:38,766 --> 00:10:39,898 Very good. Mmm. 319 00:10:42,030 --> 00:10:44,206 Oh! 320 00:10:44,206 --> 00:10:45,773 I almost ate my gun. 321 00:10:46,861 --> 00:10:47,862 I dipped it in the ketchup. 322 00:10:47,862 --> 00:10:48,907 Thought it was a french fry. 323 00:10:48,907 --> 00:10:49,951 Yeah, that is funny. 324 00:10:49,951 --> 00:10:50,996 Wow. 325 00:10:50,996 --> 00:10:51,997 Hey, you know what? 326 00:10:51,997 --> 00:10:53,128 I'm-I'm gonna pull over, Frank. 327 00:10:53,128 --> 00:10:55,174 I got to take a piss anyway. 328 00:10:55,174 --> 00:10:56,523 Again. Okay. 329 00:10:58,830 --> 00:11:01,180 - Well, Frank... - What? 330 00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:02,355 Look where we are. 331 00:11:02,355 --> 00:11:04,052 We're at the bridge. 332 00:11:04,052 --> 00:11:06,054 Oh, I haven't been here in forever. 333 00:11:06,054 --> 00:11:07,969 - Go check it out— Oh! - Oh! - Oh. 334 00:11:07,969 --> 00:11:10,406 - Ooh. - Did-did you just slam your head into the window? 335 00:11:10,406 --> 00:11:12,408 Yeah, I didn't realize it was up. 336 00:11:12,408 --> 00:11:14,193 Well, were you gonna dive out of it? 337 00:11:14,193 --> 00:11:16,238 Yeah, I was very excited. I want to go. 338 00:11:16,238 --> 00:11:18,023 - All right. - Go see the boys. 339 00:11:18,023 --> 00:11:19,067 - Have fun, buddy. - Go see the boys. 340 00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:20,677 - Get after it. - Okay. 341 00:11:20,677 --> 00:11:23,898 - Okay. - I don't know how much more of this I can take. 342 00:11:23,898 --> 00:11:26,118 Hey, we're almost there, Dee, okay? He's getting tired. 343 00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:27,902 Let's let run him around the bridge for a little while, 344 00:11:27,902 --> 00:11:29,512 - and then we have one more stop, okay? - Uh... 345 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:35,431 Oh, he's pissing on another hydrant. 346 00:11:35,431 --> 00:11:37,259 Okay. He's... 347 00:11:37,259 --> 00:11:39,609 literally turning into a dog. 348 00:11:39,609 --> 00:11:40,872 Yeah. 349 00:11:43,091 --> 00:11:45,267 I got to smash. 350 00:11:45,267 --> 00:11:47,443 You just smashed. You smashed, like, three times 351 00:11:47,443 --> 00:11:49,315 on the way up here. We keep having to pull over 352 00:11:49,315 --> 00:11:50,969 - so you can smash. What— - There is a lot of smashing. 353 00:11:50,969 --> 00:11:52,448 She's very regular. 354 00:11:52,448 --> 00:11:54,146 Oh, no, I'm out of paper towels. 355 00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:56,191 Oh, I wouldn't worry about that, Mrs. Kelly. 356 00:11:56,191 --> 00:11:58,280 I'm sure my Uncle Donald has toilet paper. 357 00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:59,455 You've been wiping with paper towels? 358 00:11:59,455 --> 00:12:01,980 I hope everyone 359 00:12:01,980 --> 00:12:03,851 brought their appetite 360 00:12:03,851 --> 00:12:06,375 because I made quiche. 361 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:09,857 Aw, that's really nice, Uncle Donald, 362 00:12:09,857 --> 00:12:11,032 but we're kind of in a hurry. 363 00:12:11,032 --> 00:12:13,861 W-Well, that's a shame. 364 00:12:13,861 --> 00:12:15,297 We never get to see each other. 365 00:12:15,297 --> 00:12:17,604 Yeah, that is a shame, 366 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:20,563 but I'm really here about the letters. 367 00:12:20,563 --> 00:12:22,870 You know, the letters that 368 00:12:22,870 --> 00:12:24,480 Grandpop wrote to you and Dad during the war. 369 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:27,875 Oh. Oh, yes, yes, I-I-I have those letters. 370 00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:29,442 Oh, that's great. 371 00:12:29,442 --> 00:12:31,313 I was kind of hoping they would pass down to me. 372 00:12:31,313 --> 00:12:33,359 You know, sort of like a family heirloom. 373 00:12:33,359 --> 00:12:35,970 Well, that would make sense because, well, 374 00:12:35,970 --> 00:12:38,059 they weren't actually written to me. 375 00:12:38,059 --> 00:12:41,019 They were addressed only, uh, to your dad. 376 00:12:41,019 --> 00:12:43,935 Grandpop didn't write to you? 377 00:12:43,935 --> 00:12:46,459 He-he liked your dad, uh, more. 378 00:12:46,459 --> 00:12:48,243 Uh, you know, I was the, um, 379 00:12:48,243 --> 00:12:50,115 you know, "funny" one, you know. 380 00:12:50,115 --> 00:12:52,334 It's the reason I never got married. 381 00:12:52,334 --> 00:12:54,902 Not something we talked about back then, but... 382 00:12:54,902 --> 00:12:57,252 but i-it always made me feel, 383 00:12:57,252 --> 00:13:00,081 uh, a little, uh... 384 00:13:00,081 --> 00:13:02,301 different. 385 00:13:02,301 --> 00:13:04,085 Well, I-I'm sure you can understand 386 00:13:04,085 --> 00:13:05,217 what that feels like, Ronald. 387 00:13:07,697 --> 00:13:09,090 No. 388 00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:11,179 So, the letters? 389 00:13:11,179 --> 00:13:13,529 - Oh, yes. - Yeah? 390 00:13:13,529 --> 00:13:15,314 - Oh! - Sure. 391 00:13:15,314 --> 00:13:17,359 Okay. 392 00:13:17,359 --> 00:13:19,622 Yeah, this is, uh, this is great, Uncle Donald, 393 00:13:19,622 --> 00:13:20,928 'cause it's really gonna tie 394 00:13:20,928 --> 00:13:22,930 a lot of things together for me, you know? 395 00:13:22,930 --> 00:13:24,932 It's, uh— I have something to pass down to my kids. 396 00:13:24,932 --> 00:13:26,455 It's-it's important to have a legacy. 397 00:13:26,455 --> 00:13:28,196 Oh, yes. You know, I... 398 00:13:28,196 --> 00:13:30,285 I wouldn't know, though. I, you know, I... 399 00:13:30,285 --> 00:13:32,200 I don't have any children of my own. 400 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,246 Oh, yeah. 401 00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:36,030 - What is this guy's deal? - Oh, here they are. 402 00:13:36,030 --> 00:13:38,250 It's, like, everything you've ever wanted. 403 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:41,035 Kind of sad, really, uh, me keeping letters 404 00:13:41,035 --> 00:13:43,342 that, uh, weren't even for me. 405 00:13:43,342 --> 00:13:45,692 You know. But, uh, 406 00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:49,217 I guess I just, uh, wanted a connection, uh... 407 00:13:51,002 --> 00:13:52,220 with my dad. 408 00:13:53,613 --> 00:13:55,223 Yeah. 409 00:13:55,223 --> 00:13:59,010 That is sad. 410 00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:01,055 If I could just— Yeah. Thank you. 411 00:14:01,055 --> 00:14:03,362 I mean, you know, there's nothing more... 412 00:14:03,362 --> 00:14:05,407 more important in this world than the connection 413 00:14:05,407 --> 00:14:07,409 between a father and a son. 414 00:14:07,409 --> 00:14:10,151 Well, besides the connection between a son and a mother. 415 00:14:10,151 --> 00:14:11,631 Right, Mom? 416 00:14:13,589 --> 00:14:15,287 She's smashing. 417 00:14:15,287 --> 00:14:17,680 - Yeah, she took off, man. - Yeah, she had to smash. 418 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:20,640 Well, I guess we could wait for her in the car. 419 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,250 This is so annoying. 420 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:23,860 I mean, you're gonna take time out of my day, 421 00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:25,384 and you have everything you've ever dreamed of right here, 422 00:14:25,384 --> 00:14:27,342 but we're gonna just blow right past it, aren't we? 423 00:14:27,342 --> 00:14:28,996 It's probably time to go, huh? 424 00:14:28,996 --> 00:14:30,998 - Well, uh, o-okay. - Yeah. 425 00:14:30,998 --> 00:14:32,347 Okay, well-well, uh, you know, hey, 426 00:14:32,347 --> 00:14:34,306 if you ever want to, uh, you know, hang out, 427 00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:36,699 you know, we could throw the old football around. 428 00:14:36,699 --> 00:14:38,484 Ah, I don't really like playing football. 429 00:14:38,484 --> 00:14:40,138 It's kind of for jocks. 430 00:14:40,138 --> 00:14:41,443 - It's all he ever talks about - No, it's like— 431 00:14:41,443 --> 00:14:43,228 is wanting to have a catch with his dad, so— 432 00:14:43,228 --> 00:14:44,098 Nah, 'cause remember we were talking about how 433 00:14:44,098 --> 00:14:45,534 it was like a... for jocks? 434 00:14:45,534 --> 00:14:47,493 - Uh, no. That never happened. - Oh. 435 00:14:47,493 --> 00:14:49,495 Uh, yeah, well, uh, we could read. 436 00:14:49,495 --> 00:14:50,931 - We could read. - Oh, but, like, he can't read. 437 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,411 - Imagine that. Imagine that. - He can't read, so... 438 00:14:52,411 --> 00:14:53,455 Yeah, but he's not talking about me, he's talking about 439 00:14:53,455 --> 00:14:54,717 - bonding with you. - Yeah, like... 440 00:14:54,717 --> 00:14:56,154 But we're gonna blow right past this, huh? 441 00:14:56,154 --> 00:14:57,633 Reading is for nerds, so... 442 00:14:57,633 --> 00:14:59,026 - Yeah, is that what it is? - Yeah. 443 00:14:59,026 --> 00:15:00,332 - Uh, cards? - Uh, well, 444 00:15:00,332 --> 00:15:02,464 the thing about cards is, like, with the... 445 00:15:02,464 --> 00:15:05,206 the jacks and the queens and the kings and, like, 446 00:15:05,206 --> 00:15:06,816 I don't like celebrating royalty. 447 00:15:06,816 --> 00:15:08,818 - You know, he-he knows that. - Oh, my God, dude. 448 00:15:08,818 --> 00:15:10,646 - Oh, my God, man. - You know that. We've talked about that. 449 00:15:10,646 --> 00:15:13,040 You're driving me crazy, dude. All right, fine, let's go. 450 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,303 - Bye-bye. - Okay, maybe you guys can swap phone numbers or... 451 00:15:15,303 --> 00:15:17,653 - I think that would be weird. - No? No, not gonna do it? 452 00:15:17,653 --> 00:15:19,307 - That would be weird. Okay. - Fine, then this was a good waste of our time, wasn't it? 453 00:15:19,612 --> 00:15:22,615 - Well, there it is. - The ocean. 454 00:15:22,615 --> 00:15:23,833 - Yep. - Mm. 455 00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:24,834 Beautiful. Probably brings back 456 00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:26,053 a lot of good memories. 457 00:15:26,053 --> 00:15:27,837 - Right, Frank? - Absolutely. 458 00:15:27,837 --> 00:15:30,840 - Yeah. - You guys, uh, mind if I... 459 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,017 - Oh, no. Of course. No, please. Please. Yeah. - Please. Yeah. 460 00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:36,498 Take that you, cesspool. 461 00:15:36,498 --> 00:15:39,501 Polluted sack of shit. 462 00:15:39,501 --> 00:15:41,721 You know, Dee, I kind of feel like we did a good thing here. 463 00:15:41,721 --> 00:15:44,463 I do, too. We gave him a good day. 464 00:15:44,463 --> 00:15:46,160 - Mm-hmm. - For him. 465 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,727 Not for a normal person. 466 00:15:47,727 --> 00:15:48,728 - Yeah. Jesus. 467 00:15:50,904 --> 00:15:52,340 Right. 468 00:15:52,340 --> 00:15:53,515 You all done, bud? 469 00:15:53,515 --> 00:15:55,865 - Yeah. Thanks, guys. - Yeah. 470 00:15:55,865 --> 00:15:57,519 - Good. Hey, oh, absolutely. - Yeah. 471 00:15:57,519 --> 00:15:59,521 - You got it. - Hey, listen, where to now, Frank? 472 00:15:59,521 --> 00:16:01,175 - We want to take you somewhere. - Uh, no, it's okay. I get it. 473 00:16:01,175 --> 00:16:03,134 I-I thought it was a cash grab at first, 474 00:16:03,134 --> 00:16:05,136 but I see where you're going. 475 00:16:05,136 --> 00:16:07,529 The hamburger, playing with Duncan under the bridge, 476 00:16:07,529 --> 00:16:08,748 and now the beach. 477 00:16:08,748 --> 00:16:10,576 A perfect day can't last forever. 478 00:16:10,576 --> 00:16:12,360 I know why we're here. 479 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,536 Oh. You do? 480 00:16:14,536 --> 00:16:15,842 Gosh. 481 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,409 Thanks for making it so easy on us. 482 00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:19,237 - We expected more resistance. - Yeah. 483 00:16:19,237 --> 00:16:21,630 Well, I guess hung on a little bit too long. 484 00:16:21,630 --> 00:16:24,111 - A little bit. - And afterwards, you guys can have the money. 485 00:16:24,111 --> 00:16:25,721 - You mean it? - Really? 486 00:16:25,721 --> 00:16:27,593 Yeah. Here. 487 00:16:27,593 --> 00:16:29,725 Oh. Gosh. 488 00:16:29,725 --> 00:16:32,119 I-I got to say, this-this went 489 00:16:32,119 --> 00:16:33,773 - so much more smoothly than I... - Yeah, it really did. 490 00:16:33,773 --> 00:16:36,080 Uh, just do it when I'm looking out at the ocean. 491 00:16:39,257 --> 00:16:40,388 Huh? 492 00:16:40,388 --> 00:16:43,217 Ah, don't be coy. I had a good run. 493 00:16:43,217 --> 00:16:44,827 - What are you— - And it's really good 494 00:16:44,827 --> 00:16:45,741 you didn't do it in front of Charlie. 495 00:16:45,741 --> 00:16:46,916 That was a class move. 496 00:16:46,916 --> 00:16:48,744 Just put me down quick. 497 00:16:50,529 --> 00:16:52,139 Put you down? Wha... 498 00:16:52,139 --> 00:16:53,749 Oh, you know what? I think I'm gonna run, 499 00:16:53,749 --> 00:16:55,664 and then you do what you have to do. 500 00:16:55,664 --> 00:16:58,145 But if you shoot me in the leg, come over and finish me off, 501 00:16:58,145 --> 00:16:59,799 because I don't want to lay there and suffer. 502 00:16:59,799 --> 00:17:01,235 - Actually, here, I'm gonna take... - What? 503 00:17:01,235 --> 00:17:02,758 What the hell are you doing? 504 00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:04,891 I'm gonna go natural, because I've seen 505 00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:07,937 too many guys die and take a shit in their pants. 506 00:17:07,937 --> 00:17:09,635 I don't want that. And bury my poop. 507 00:17:09,635 --> 00:17:11,506 Or just kick some sand over it. 508 00:17:11,506 --> 00:17:13,421 'Cause— And then you can do what you want to do. 509 00:17:13,421 --> 00:17:16,163 You can float me out into the ocean and let sharks eat me. 510 00:17:16,163 --> 00:17:17,425 Or you can leave me on the ground, 511 00:17:17,425 --> 00:17:18,470 gruesome for the kids to see. 512 00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,602 Oh, ugh. Oh, my God. 513 00:17:20,602 --> 00:17:22,822 We are not gonna kill you, Frank. 514 00:17:22,822 --> 00:17:24,780 - Huh? - What, did you think 515 00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:26,913 we were just gonna shoot you right here on the beach? 516 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,088 I mean, there-there's people around. 517 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:29,698 I'm actually surprised they didn't run 518 00:17:29,698 --> 00:17:31,961 - when you started shooting the ocean. - I-I'm not. 519 00:17:31,961 --> 00:17:33,920 It's the Jersey Shore. But good God, man. 520 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,530 Well, if you're not gonna snuff me out, 521 00:17:35,530 --> 00:17:37,271 what the hell are you doing? 522 00:17:37,271 --> 00:17:38,925 We were giving you one last day with your gun. 523 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,666 Yeah, it's time to let it go, Frank. 524 00:17:40,666 --> 00:17:41,754 You were stealing my gun? 525 00:17:41,754 --> 00:17:42,929 - Well— - Screw that. 526 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,235 No, it's too dangerous, Frank. 527 00:17:44,235 --> 00:17:45,758 You're out of control with that thing. 528 00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:47,281 By the way, you're out of the will again. 529 00:17:47,281 --> 00:17:48,891 - What? - Why? Just because of the gun? - Yeah. 530 00:17:48,891 --> 00:17:52,243 Exactly. Because I don't trust you two guys. 531 00:17:52,243 --> 00:17:54,854 I mean, if you're in the will, who knows? 532 00:17:54,854 --> 00:17:56,682 You may wind up shooting me in the back. 533 00:17:56,682 --> 00:17:58,988 - Aah! - You just told us to shoot you in the back! 534 00:17:58,988 --> 00:18:00,555 That's different. It's not the same thing. 535 00:18:00,555 --> 00:18:01,730 Take me back to Philly. 536 00:18:01,730 --> 00:18:02,905 You get an Uber. 537 00:18:02,905 --> 00:18:04,559 - Yeah. - Get in the car. 538 00:18:04,559 --> 00:18:06,257 - Goddamn it. - Go on. Let's go. - Dee, 539 00:18:06,257 --> 00:18:07,475 - why'd you let him snatch that thing back? - I-I... 540 00:18:09,825 --> 00:18:11,958 All right, let's go. 541 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,786 - Just barge right in, Mom. - O-Okay. 542 00:18:13,786 --> 00:18:15,831 Don't-don't be shy, okay? 543 00:18:15,831 --> 00:18:17,659 Bunny? 544 00:18:17,659 --> 00:18:19,922 Candy? 545 00:18:19,922 --> 00:18:23,317 - Are you home? - Which one is the can? 546 00:18:23,317 --> 00:18:24,492 There's probably, like, a million bathrooms. 547 00:18:24,492 --> 00:18:26,538 Just go find a bathroom, Mrs. Mac. 548 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:29,236 - I don't remember those being your sisters' names. 549 00:18:29,236 --> 00:18:31,238 No, it's not their names. They had their names changed. 550 00:18:31,238 --> 00:18:33,414 Oh. How do they afford to live like this? 551 00:18:33,414 --> 00:18:34,415 T-They're doing some, like, stupid, 552 00:18:34,415 --> 00:18:35,982 like, social media thing. 553 00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,505 I-I don't know, I guess they're making a killing on it. 554 00:18:37,505 --> 00:18:40,291 Hey! Candy, Bunny! 555 00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:41,422 - Candy... - Oh, my God. 556 00:18:41,422 --> 00:18:43,032 Mom, what are you doing here? 557 00:18:43,032 --> 00:18:44,860 Well, we just wanted to drive up— 558 00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:46,035 Why'd you bring Dirt Grub? 559 00:18:46,035 --> 00:18:47,385 Oh, yeah, hi. Nice to see you, too. 560 00:18:47,385 --> 00:18:48,516 Shut up, fag! 561 00:18:48,516 --> 00:18:49,517 Why'd you bring your fag friend? 562 00:18:49,517 --> 00:18:50,736 Yeah, why is Mac here? 563 00:18:50,736 --> 00:18:52,868 - This is so distasteful. 564 00:18:52,868 --> 00:18:54,392 Uh, dude, uh... 565 00:18:54,392 --> 00:18:55,523 You know what? I'm not gonna argue with you guys. 566 00:18:55,523 --> 00:18:56,698 - Oh, you're not? - Okay? No, I'm just here 567 00:18:56,698 --> 00:18:58,744 - for the teeth. - No, you can't have them. 568 00:18:58,744 --> 00:19:00,267 Yeah, you can't have them, Charlie. 569 00:19:00,267 --> 00:19:01,573 - You can't have them. - Mom gave them to us. 570 00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:03,096 Well, what do you even care about the teeth? 571 00:19:03,096 --> 00:19:04,793 I-I thought you always said they were weird and gross. 572 00:19:04,793 --> 00:19:06,317 - They are weird and gross. - Yeah, super gross, 573 00:19:06,317 --> 00:19:07,535 but people like that stuff, so we need them. 574 00:19:07,535 --> 00:19:09,668 - We need them. - Need them for what? 575 00:19:09,668 --> 00:19:10,756 ASMR, dickweed. 576 00:19:10,756 --> 00:19:13,324 Yeah. ASMR. 577 00:19:13,324 --> 00:19:15,064 What is that? What even is that? 578 00:19:15,064 --> 00:19:17,589 We stick our hands in the jar. 579 00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:19,634 People pay to watch us stick our hand in the jar. 580 00:19:19,634 --> 00:19:21,027 - They pay for that shit. - Yeah. 581 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,550 They like the noise of the teeth, 582 00:19:22,550 --> 00:19:24,030 and they give us a lot of money on OnlyFans. 583 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,553 - Like, a lot of money. - What? 584 00:19:25,553 --> 00:19:27,599 - More than you could ever imagine. - Yeah. 585 00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:29,340 All you're doing is sticking your hands in teeth 586 00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:31,559 and people pay you enough to live like this? 587 00:19:31,559 --> 00:19:34,388 - We obviously take our tops off. Like... - Obviously. 588 00:19:34,388 --> 00:19:35,781 - Oh, girls. - Oh, my God. 589 00:19:35,781 --> 00:19:37,565 - Shut up, slut. - You're literally a slut. 590 00:19:37,565 --> 00:19:39,393 All right, you know what? Give me the teeth. Give me the teeth. 591 00:19:39,393 --> 00:19:40,655 No. Finders keepers, bitch. 592 00:19:40,655 --> 00:19:41,961 - Finders keepers. - You did not find them! 593 00:19:41,961 --> 00:19:43,484 - Mom gave them to you! - Yeah, she did. 594 00:19:43,484 --> 00:19:45,921 - Okay, we're her favorite. - I clogged the toilet. 595 00:19:45,921 --> 00:19:48,750 - What the hell? Gross. - Who is this old lady clogging our toilet? 596 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:49,882 That's my mommy. 597 00:19:49,882 --> 00:19:51,579 - Gross, Mac! - Gross, Mac! 598 00:19:51,579 --> 00:19:52,754 Why did you clog our toilet? 599 00:19:52,754 --> 00:19:54,626 Why'd you clog our toilet, old lady? 600 00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:56,541 There was no TP. 601 00:19:56,541 --> 00:19:58,804 If there was no TP, what did you wipe with? 602 00:20:00,022 --> 00:20:00,806 The letters. 603 00:20:02,503 --> 00:20:04,157 You wiped your butt with the letters 604 00:20:04,157 --> 00:20:06,420 that Grandpop sent Dad and then flushed them down the toilet? 605 00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:07,943 Yeah. 606 00:20:07,943 --> 00:20:09,684 - Oh, my God. 607 00:20:09,684 --> 00:20:11,338 This is so weird, guys. You got to go. 608 00:20:11,338 --> 00:20:12,600 - All right, you know what? - No. No. 609 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,472 Hey, hey. Put that down. 610 00:20:14,472 --> 00:20:15,995 This is gonna be the new Kelly family heirloom, 611 00:20:15,995 --> 00:20:17,779 and I'm gonna put all my teeth in it 612 00:20:17,779 --> 00:20:20,826 and all of Mom's teeth in it and none of yours. 613 00:20:22,523 --> 00:20:23,916 Okay. 614 00:20:23,916 --> 00:20:25,004 Oh, uh, yep. 615 00:20:25,004 --> 00:20:27,093 - Yep. Yep. - You got to stop 616 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,487 doing that. You're not gonna have any teeth left. 617 00:20:29,487 --> 00:20:30,836 You sure you don't want to pop a couple in? 618 00:20:30,836 --> 00:20:31,793 You know, you can be a part of my legacy, dude. 619 00:20:31,793 --> 00:20:32,838 I-I feel like you should be. 620 00:20:32,838 --> 00:20:34,579 - No, I-I'm good. - Yeah? 621 00:20:34,579 --> 00:20:35,884 - Yeah, I'm good. - All right, I'll tell you what. 622 00:20:35,884 --> 00:20:36,885 When one-one falls out, go ahead and toss it in. 623 00:20:36,885 --> 00:20:38,626 - It's cool. - It won't. 624 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:44,806 Yeah. There. Take that, lock. 625 00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:48,375 Oh, what the hell, man? 626 00:20:48,375 --> 00:20:50,159 And the door wasn't even locked. 627 00:20:50,159 --> 00:20:51,378 You're paying for that door, Frank. 628 00:20:51,378 --> 00:20:52,858 All right, all right. 629 00:20:52,858 --> 00:20:54,903 Well, this is great. This is just great. 630 00:20:54,903 --> 00:20:55,817 You know, like, now what are we supposed to all put 631 00:20:55,817 --> 00:20:58,080 - our teeth in? - Our faces? 632 00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,734 - What are you talking about? - I'm talking about our legacy. 633 00:20:59,734 --> 00:21:01,301 You know? I can't hold onto it, man. 634 00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:03,042 Legacy? You want to talk legacy? You know what our legacy is? 635 00:21:03,042 --> 00:21:04,652 Spending our lives in this goddamn bar 636 00:21:04,652 --> 00:21:06,785 with a lunatic man who acts like a dog 637 00:21:06,785 --> 00:21:08,656 and handles his gun like a maniac! 638 00:21:08,656 --> 00:21:10,658 Oh, fine. 639 00:21:10,658 --> 00:21:13,618 I see where this pity party's headed. 640 00:21:13,618 --> 00:21:15,489 If you're gonna be crybabies about it, 641 00:21:15,489 --> 00:21:17,709 all right, take my gun. 642 00:21:20,102 --> 00:21:21,974 - Ow! Ow! - Shit! 643 00:21:23,454 --> 00:21:24,846 Shit. 644 00:21:24,846 --> 00:21:27,022 Well, there you have it, Frank. 645 00:21:27,022 --> 00:21:29,024 You've officially shot everyone in the bar.