1 00:00:06,672 --> 00:00:08,808 Frank, would you like another buttered nipple? 2 00:00:09,608 --> 00:00:12,712 No. The cream is making me gassy. 3 00:00:12,745 --> 00:00:15,247 - Yeah, well, you have had four of them. - Yeah. 4 00:00:15,785 --> 00:00:17,183 You know, we could order you 5 00:00:17,216 --> 00:00:18,985 something that's a little bit easier on the pipes. 6 00:00:19,018 --> 00:00:20,586 - Yeah. - You know, I know what you're doing. 7 00:00:20,619 --> 00:00:22,121 This is your annual 8 00:00:22,154 --> 00:00:24,690 "take me out and see if you can talk me into 9 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:26,025 giving you more of my money." 10 00:00:26,058 --> 00:00:27,960 - Oh, stop. - Uh... Is he talking to us? 11 00:00:27,994 --> 00:00:30,362 - Give me money. - We would never. 12 00:00:30,420 --> 00:00:31,998 And we just want you to have a fun night. 13 00:00:32,031 --> 00:00:34,166 - Yeah. - Oh. 14 00:00:36,068 --> 00:00:38,170 - Yeah, get that. - What you working on there, bud? 15 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:40,106 I brought my own can of anchovies 16 00:00:40,139 --> 00:00:42,575 because the fish in this place is not salty enough. 17 00:00:42,608 --> 00:00:44,710 - Mm, that's... - I agree. 18 00:00:44,744 --> 00:00:45,845 - Got no taste. - Yeah. 19 00:00:45,878 --> 00:00:47,580 Yeah, no, I-I hear you. 20 00:00:47,613 --> 00:00:49,181 It's, uh, it's not salty enough. 21 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,817 I want to point something out here to you, Frank. 22 00:00:51,851 --> 00:00:54,120 I think we do a pretty good job 23 00:00:54,153 --> 00:00:55,588 of pretending like you're not an animal. 24 00:00:56,571 --> 00:00:57,790 Is that thing loaded, by the way? 25 00:00:57,823 --> 00:00:59,091 Nah, it's not loaded. 26 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:01,894 And get off my back, 27 00:01:01,927 --> 00:01:02,928 huh? 28 00:01:02,962 --> 00:01:04,630 - Hey. Absolutely. - Yup. 29 00:01:04,664 --> 00:01:05,831 You got it. 30 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:07,033 Got no intention to be 31 00:01:07,066 --> 00:01:08,768 - riding on your back, pal. - No. 32 00:01:08,801 --> 00:01:10,136 We like you just the way you are. 33 00:01:10,169 --> 00:01:12,171 - Mm. Mm-hmm. - And I think that, you know, 34 00:01:12,204 --> 00:01:15,174 maybe, just possibly, that entitles us to a little taste 35 00:01:15,207 --> 00:01:16,976 - of your fortune after you die? - Oh. 36 00:01:17,009 --> 00:01:18,044 - You know what I mean? I-I... - Oh. 37 00:01:18,077 --> 00:01:19,645 I want to tell you something, 38 00:01:19,679 --> 00:01:22,114 I am not intending on dying anytime soon, 39 00:01:22,148 --> 00:01:24,083 so don't waste your breath. 40 00:01:26,083 --> 00:01:26,952 You know what? Screw this. 41 00:01:26,986 --> 00:01:28,654 - Okay. - I... Dee, I told you this was a mistake. 42 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:29,956 - No, I know, I know. - I... You know what? I'm out 43 00:01:29,989 --> 00:01:31,157 - of here. - Couple of vultures 44 00:01:31,190 --> 00:01:32,692 picking at my carcass. 45 00:01:32,725 --> 00:01:34,060 - Uh-huh. - You know, I am in the prime 46 00:01:34,093 --> 00:01:35,561 - of my life. - Yeah. 47 00:01:35,594 --> 00:01:37,630 I mean, if you think that you can... 48 00:01:39,999 --> 00:01:41,467 You shot us! 49 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:42,635 You shot us! I got shot in the face! 50 00:01:42,668 --> 00:01:44,103 You said there were no bullets! 51 00:01:44,136 --> 00:01:47,006 Okay, so it was loaded. My mistake. 52 00:01:47,039 --> 00:01:48,641 Oh, don't be so dramatic. 53 00:01:48,674 --> 00:01:50,076 I just nicked you. 54 00:01:50,109 --> 00:01:52,545 It's not like anybody's in any real danger. 55 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:18,738 I'm saying, don't shoot the whole balloon down, right? 56 00:02:18,808 --> 00:02:20,973 - Like, you-you pull it down... - Frank shot us. 57 00:02:21,007 --> 00:02:22,942 He shot us in the face. We barely survived. 58 00:02:22,975 --> 00:02:24,176 Awesome. 59 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:25,911 - Wha... - Uh, no, not awesome. 60 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:28,214 Oh, sorry. You came in all excited. 61 00:02:28,247 --> 00:02:29,849 - I thought you were bragging. - I was picking up 62 00:02:29,882 --> 00:02:31,584 - on an excited energy, for sure. - Getting shot 63 00:02:31,617 --> 00:02:33,085 in the face and surviving is pretty cool. 64 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:35,788 - Yeah. - This is insane. Listen, 65 00:02:35,821 --> 00:02:37,156 we got to get his gun away from him, okay? 66 00:02:37,189 --> 00:02:38,691 I-I don't even care about the money anymore. 67 00:02:38,724 --> 00:02:39,925 Oh, yeah, no, no, neither do I. 68 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:40,960 I don't give a shit about the money. 69 00:02:40,993 --> 00:02:42,762 I mean, the man is a maniac, 70 00:02:42,795 --> 00:02:44,163 and he's gonna wind up shooting everyone in this bar. 71 00:02:44,196 --> 00:02:46,284 Oh, yeah. I do care about the money, though. 72 00:02:46,319 --> 00:02:47,833 - Yeah, no, so do I. Absolutely. - Yeah. 73 00:02:47,867 --> 00:02:49,168 - It's the only thing I care about. Are you kidding me? - Yeah. Yeah. 74 00:02:49,201 --> 00:02:50,903 Come on. You know what I'm worried about? 75 00:02:50,936 --> 00:02:52,171 I'm worried he's gonna kill himself with that gun 76 00:02:52,204 --> 00:02:53,205 before he gets old and senile enough 77 00:02:53,239 --> 00:02:54,807 to rewrite us into the will. 78 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,175 That's it. That's it. We need him to live 79 00:02:56,208 --> 00:02:57,710 long enough so he can become fully demented. 80 00:02:57,743 --> 00:02:58,811 - Mm-hmm. - I know, but, guys, 81 00:02:58,844 --> 00:03:01,547 I'm picking up, like, a super stressed-out vibe from you, 82 00:03:01,580 --> 00:03:03,816 and it's really important to remember, like, 83 00:03:03,849 --> 00:03:06,252 you know, money isn't everything. 84 00:03:06,285 --> 00:03:08,254 Yeah, of course you don't care, Charlie, 85 00:03:08,287 --> 00:03:10,189 because your dad didn't have anything to pass down to you. 86 00:03:10,222 --> 00:03:13,159 No, that's true, but my mom does. Yeah. 87 00:03:13,192 --> 00:03:16,661 On my mom's family side, I got a huge inheritance coming my way. 88 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:18,531 Wait, what? 89 00:03:18,564 --> 00:03:20,533 H-How did I not know this? You're gonna be rich? 90 00:03:20,566 --> 00:03:22,635 Yeah. Totally. Yeah. 91 00:03:22,668 --> 00:03:25,938 Well, uh, rich in history and legacy 92 00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:28,107 and, uh... teeth, of course. 93 00:03:29,032 --> 00:03:29,909 Teeth? 94 00:03:29,942 --> 00:03:32,545 Yeah. It's a pretty sweet deal, actually, you know. 95 00:03:32,578 --> 00:03:34,246 Everyone on my mom's side of the family, 96 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:36,983 going back to the Niña and the-the Pinta 97 00:03:37,016 --> 00:03:38,784 and the, uh, Santa Margherita, 98 00:03:38,818 --> 00:03:41,187 um, they've all been putting their teeth into a jar 99 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:42,655 - when they die. - Mm-hmm. 100 00:03:42,688 --> 00:03:44,790 And, uh, when I turn 40, 101 00:03:44,824 --> 00:03:46,158 that sweet little piece 102 00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:47,760 of history's coming my way. 103 00:03:47,793 --> 00:03:49,028 Just stop. Okay, Dee, 104 00:03:49,061 --> 00:03:50,096 we need to get that gun away from Frank. 105 00:03:50,129 --> 00:03:51,797 Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. 106 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:53,532 You don't do something like that. 107 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:55,501 You know, because, like, Frank's gun is a big piece 108 00:03:55,534 --> 00:03:56,836 of who he is, right? 109 00:03:56,869 --> 00:03:58,504 That's his legacy. That's his history. 110 00:03:58,537 --> 00:04:00,940 That's like, that's like my jar of teeth, right? 111 00:04:00,973 --> 00:04:02,942 I don't want that taken away from me when I get old. 112 00:04:02,975 --> 00:04:04,543 What are you talking about? 113 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:07,513 Charlie, I got some bad news for you, bud. 114 00:04:07,546 --> 00:04:08,547 What? 115 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:11,017 You turned 40 a long time ago. 116 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,521 Yo. Hey, Ma, how you doing? 117 00:04:15,554 --> 00:04:17,556 - Hi, Mom. - Oh, hi, boys. 118 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:19,225 - What brings you by? - Yeah, uh, 119 00:04:19,258 --> 00:04:21,761 hey, I want to show Mac that jar of family teeth we got. 120 00:04:21,794 --> 00:04:22,962 Oh. 121 00:04:22,995 --> 00:04:24,530 - Y-You-you do? - Yeah. 122 00:04:24,563 --> 00:04:26,065 Hey, Ma, did you realize I was over 40? 123 00:04:27,287 --> 00:04:28,067 You are? 124 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:30,169 Yeah, turns out. Yeah, I figured you probably forgot, too, 125 00:04:30,202 --> 00:04:31,704 or something, but, um, yeah, 126 00:04:31,737 --> 00:04:32,972 can I get that jar of teeth now, please? 127 00:04:33,005 --> 00:04:35,041 Oh, okay, I-I'll go look for them. 128 00:04:35,074 --> 00:04:37,209 Okay, yeah, good. Go-go get my teeth, please. 129 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:38,544 Cool. Hey, Mom, 130 00:04:38,577 --> 00:04:39,679 since we're here, um, 131 00:04:39,712 --> 00:04:40,780 do we have any kind of, like, 132 00:04:40,813 --> 00:04:42,114 family heirlooms or anything? 133 00:04:43,097 --> 00:04:45,951 - No. - Like, anything of value 134 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:47,820 that our family owned at some point? 135 00:04:48,832 --> 00:04:49,655 No. 136 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:52,224 Hm. Okay, what if it's just, like, sentimental? 137 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:53,893 Just, like, proof that we existed? 138 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:55,928 Nope. 139 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,196 Wait, what about those letters? 140 00:04:57,229 --> 00:04:58,698 Weren't there some kind of letters 141 00:04:58,731 --> 00:05:00,599 that my grandfather wrote to my dad during World War II? 142 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,069 Yeah. 143 00:05:03,102 --> 00:05:04,770 Those letters exist? Well, well, who's got them? 144 00:05:05,789 --> 00:05:06,706 Donald. 145 00:05:06,739 --> 00:05:09,734 - Donald? Donald who? - Oh... 146 00:05:10,174 --> 00:05:11,210 Duck. 147 00:05:13,057 --> 00:05:15,214 - Yeah. - Donald... Donald Duck? What's she talking about? 148 00:05:15,247 --> 00:05:17,979 Yeah, my mom's making a joke. She's-she's really funny. 149 00:05:18,014 --> 00:05:20,183 She's got a great sense of humor. Right, Mom? 150 00:05:20,218 --> 00:05:21,053 Yeah. 151 00:05:21,087 --> 00:05:22,822 Yeah. She's talking about my Uncle Donald. 152 00:05:22,855 --> 00:05:24,790 Huh. I didn't even know you had an uncle Donald. 153 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:26,192 Yeah, yeah, that's my dad's brother. 154 00:05:26,225 --> 00:05:28,027 Donald McDonald? 155 00:05:28,060 --> 00:05:29,095 Yeah. 156 00:05:29,128 --> 00:05:30,830 Ronald McDonald. 157 00:05:30,863 --> 00:05:33,199 Donald McDonald. Wow. 158 00:05:33,232 --> 00:05:35,501 Your dad really scored with the name Luther, I guess, huh? 159 00:05:36,602 --> 00:05:38,804 Mom? What happened? 160 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,506 Oh, shit. 161 00:05:40,539 --> 00:05:41,907 Did she try to pull out her own teeth? 162 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:43,109 Did you just try to pull out your own teeth? 163 00:05:43,142 --> 00:05:45,177 - Mm-mm. - She clearly did. 164 00:05:45,211 --> 00:05:47,618 - I can see the pliers. - We can see the pliers, Mom. 165 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:49,949 - Ah! Ugh! - Oh! 166 00:05:49,982 --> 00:05:52,551 - I'm so sorry. - Mom. 167 00:05:52,585 --> 00:05:54,920 Oh, my God. Why did you do that? 168 00:05:54,954 --> 00:05:57,490 I didn't have the heart to-to tell you, 169 00:05:57,523 --> 00:06:00,559 I gave away the jar. 170 00:06:00,593 --> 00:06:02,795 You gave away the jar of teeth? To who? 171 00:06:02,828 --> 00:06:04,096 Your sisters. 172 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:05,898 To my sisters? 173 00:06:05,931 --> 00:06:08,200 Those ungrateful bitches. What the hell, Mom? 174 00:06:08,234 --> 00:06:09,902 They don't even live in Philly anymore. 175 00:06:09,935 --> 00:06:11,940 They moved all the way up to northern New Jersey. 176 00:06:11,975 --> 00:06:12,982 They're terrible to you. 177 00:06:13,005 --> 00:06:15,103 I'm the one who stayed. I'm the one who takes care of you. 178 00:06:15,138 --> 00:06:17,176 How could you do that? 179 00:06:17,209 --> 00:06:19,512 - Now she's screaming. - This is crazy. 180 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:21,113 Now she's screaming. Now she's screaming. 181 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:22,782 - Well, you yelled at her. - Now Mom's screaming. 182 00:06:22,815 --> 00:06:24,183 Now Mom's screaming. 183 00:06:24,216 --> 00:06:26,652 Ah, I can't believe you did this. 184 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:28,688 - Why are you yelling at her? I don't know... - She gave it away to my sisters. 185 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:30,089 They're the worst people on the planet. 186 00:06:30,122 --> 00:06:31,930 I didn't even remember that you had sisters. 187 00:06:31,965 --> 00:06:32,792 All right. Okay, okay. 188 00:06:32,825 --> 00:06:34,560 Look, we're just gonna have to go and get them. 189 00:06:34,593 --> 00:06:36,095 I think she's having a stroke, dude. 190 00:06:36,128 --> 00:06:38,030 We're just gonna have to get in the car right now 191 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,198 - and go get them. Come on, man. - We should go to the hospital. 192 00:06:39,231 --> 00:06:40,900 Let's get in the car. Let's go. 193 00:06:40,933 --> 00:06:42,635 Mrs. Mac, we're taking your car. Mom, just calm down. 194 00:06:42,668 --> 00:06:44,637 It's okay, okay? I'm not mad at you. It's fine, okay? 195 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:46,238 - I love you. - Breathe through your, breathe through your nose. 196 00:06:46,272 --> 00:06:47,840 - I love you, too. I love you, too. - This is fucking insane. 197 00:06:47,873 --> 00:06:49,675 I made a mistake. 198 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,844 You did make a mistake. You did make this... All right. 199 00:06:51,877 --> 00:06:53,512 Christ, let's get her cleaned up. All right. 200 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:54,613 I didn't mean to upset you. 201 00:06:57,717 --> 00:06:59,251 Frank, um, 202 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:00,920 could you stop scratching yourself with the gun, please? 203 00:07:00,953 --> 00:07:02,622 - I'm itchy, I'm itchy. - I-I bet. 204 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:03,923 Probably from rolling around in the grass 205 00:07:03,956 --> 00:07:05,157 outside of your apartment. 206 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:06,759 No, I was rolling around in the grass 207 00:07:06,792 --> 00:07:07,893 because I was itchy. 208 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,161 The itch came first. 209 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:10,830 Okay, well, why don't you hand me the gun, 210 00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:11,897 - and I'll scratch you with my fingers. - Yeah. 211 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,566 I'm not gonna hand you my gun, 212 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:14,767 but I'll let you scratch. You want to scratch me? 213 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:17,236 - Go on. Yeah. - Okay. 214 00:07:17,269 --> 00:07:18,938 - All right. - Scratch me. See. 215 00:07:18,971 --> 00:07:21,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it down by the neck. 216 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:22,342 - Frank, I... - The back of the neck. The back of the neck. 217 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:24,076 Okay, but I just don't want to get shot again, is all. 218 00:07:24,109 --> 00:07:25,177 The gun's not loaded. 219 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:26,779 Yeah, that's what you said the last time, Frank. 220 00:07:27,646 --> 00:07:28,681 I got to take a piss. 221 00:07:28,714 --> 00:07:30,016 - Pull over. - All right. 222 00:07:37,370 --> 00:07:39,158 - Okay. - Goddamn it. 223 00:07:39,191 --> 00:07:40,760 This is not working. 224 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:42,194 Should we just attack him and take it? 225 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:44,163 What? No. 226 00:07:44,196 --> 00:07:45,931 He'd mow us down like Scarface. We can't come at him like that. 227 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:48,034 - We'll spook him. - Yeah. 228 00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:49,568 You know what? He needs to be lulled 229 00:07:49,602 --> 00:07:51,103 into a false sense of security. 230 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,938 You don't tell a dog you're taking him to a vet 231 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,040 to put him down. 232 00:07:54,958 --> 00:07:56,008 Right. 233 00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:59,245 You give that dog the best day of his life, 234 00:07:59,278 --> 00:08:01,947 and then you turn out the lights when he least suspects it. 235 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:04,116 Okay. 236 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,718 Okay. Oh... 237 00:08:05,751 --> 00:08:07,787 Ooh. 238 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:10,156 Ooh, that was a long wait. 239 00:08:10,864 --> 00:08:13,229 - Woo. - Wow. 240 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:21,033 Why is your mom driving my mom's car? 241 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:22,635 I don't know. Dude, they got some weird arrangement 242 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,904 worked out so your mom can focus on smoking. 243 00:08:24,937 --> 00:08:26,806 Speaking of, I'm getting choked to death back here. 244 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:29,412 Mrs. Mac, do you mind, like, cracking a window or something? 245 00:08:29,447 --> 00:08:30,676 No. 246 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:33,208 Why not? I mean, it's ridiculous to just sit in the smoke. 247 00:08:33,243 --> 00:08:36,082 'Cause it's too drafty. It's unhealthy. 248 00:08:36,115 --> 00:08:37,783 - Right. - Unheal... What? 249 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:39,552 Sorry, my mom's on a new health kick. 250 00:08:39,585 --> 00:08:41,520 Hey, Mom, it's working. You look great. 251 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:43,022 Shut up. 252 00:08:43,055 --> 00:08:44,824 Can we, like speed up or something? 253 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:47,292 Another car just passed us. Mom, that's, like, the 50th car. 254 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:48,594 Why are you going so slow? 255 00:08:48,627 --> 00:08:50,429 Well, highways are scary. 256 00:08:50,462 --> 00:08:52,164 You're going 35. 257 00:08:52,197 --> 00:08:53,198 - I can see you're going 35. - But... And everybody's 258 00:08:53,232 --> 00:08:54,333 just in such a hurry. 259 00:08:54,366 --> 00:08:56,035 No, it's just the normal... 260 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:57,603 It's the speed that people go on the highway. 261 00:08:57,636 --> 00:08:59,171 Okay, maybe I should drive. Mom, can I drive your car? 262 00:08:59,204 --> 00:09:00,506 - Can Mac drive? - No. 263 00:09:00,539 --> 00:09:03,175 Ugh, this is my worst nightmare, man. 264 00:09:03,208 --> 00:09:04,943 This is absolutely terrible. How much further? 265 00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:06,445 Anyone know? Mac? 266 00:09:06,478 --> 00:09:08,480 How much further? Mac? 267 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:10,349 Mac? Hello? 268 00:09:11,224 --> 00:09:13,652 My mom's finger is up, which means "no talking". 269 00:09:13,685 --> 00:09:15,354 She's annoyed. It's best if we 270 00:09:15,387 --> 00:09:17,556 just keep it down until the finger goes down, 271 00:09:17,589 --> 00:09:20,059 otherwise, she might burn us with the cigarette lighter. 272 00:09:20,571 --> 00:09:22,227 This is my worst nightmare 273 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:23,529 in my entire life. 274 00:09:24,463 --> 00:09:26,565 Okay, finger's down. Um, great. 275 00:09:26,598 --> 00:09:28,434 Uh, okay, Mrs. Kelly, you're gonna want to stay 276 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:30,936 on the Jersey Turnpike until you hit 287. 277 00:09:30,969 --> 00:09:33,072 You want to take 287 towards Hamburg. 278 00:09:33,105 --> 00:09:35,074 Mm, no. That... No, you just stay on the 206 279 00:09:35,107 --> 00:09:37,376 - the whole way up. - No, no, we're gonna, 280 00:09:37,409 --> 00:09:38,477 we're gonna hit Hamburg on the way. 281 00:09:38,510 --> 00:09:39,611 Why are we going to Hamburg? 282 00:09:39,645 --> 00:09:41,313 We're gonna visit my Uncle Donald. 283 00:09:41,346 --> 00:09:44,116 - Donald McDonald of Hamburger, New Jersey? - Hamburg. 284 00:09:44,149 --> 00:09:46,085 A bunch of old letters that weren't even written to you? 285 00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:47,619 That's not a legacy, it's a bunch of meaningless shit. 286 00:09:47,653 --> 00:09:50,622 Not as meaningless as a jar full of teeth. 287 00:09:50,656 --> 00:09:52,091 - Ah! She got you. She got you. - Sorry, Mom, sorry, Mom. 288 00:09:52,124 --> 00:09:53,492 Sorry, Mom. I didn't see the finger. 289 00:09:53,525 --> 00:09:55,361 No, her hand was not in the air that time. 290 00:09:55,394 --> 00:09:56,929 - She burnt the shit out of me. - You didn't even put your hand... 291 00:09:56,962 --> 00:09:58,964 - Oh, it's up now, it's up now. - Yeah. 292 00:09:58,997 --> 00:10:01,033 Frank, we got a little surprise for you, bud. 293 00:10:01,066 --> 00:10:02,334 What's that? 294 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:04,203 Hamburgers. 295 00:10:04,236 --> 00:10:06,205 Oh, hamburgers? 296 00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:08,173 Oh, that's one of the best food there is. 297 00:10:08,207 --> 00:10:10,342 Yeah, yes, they really are. 298 00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:12,444 And, you know what, you can eat them right here in the car. 299 00:10:12,478 --> 00:10:15,180 You know, once in a while, they give me the runs. 300 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:17,483 Yeah, that's why we put that towel down for you, buddy. 301 00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:19,651 Mmm. Mmm! 302 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:21,487 Okay. All right. 303 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:22,888 - Mmm. - You want to take it easy? 304 00:10:22,921 --> 00:10:24,223 Goddamn. Just one bite at a time, 305 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:25,457 or you're gonna barf everywhere. 306 00:10:25,491 --> 00:10:27,593 - Mmm. - Yeah, it's good, huh? 307 00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:29,561 Yeah, really hammering them down there, huh, bud? 308 00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:30,896 Very good. Mmm. 309 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,100 Oh! 310 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:36,568 I almost ate my gun. 311 00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:38,637 I dipped it in the ketchup. 312 00:10:38,670 --> 00:10:39,905 Thought it was a french fry. 313 00:10:39,938 --> 00:10:41,907 - Yeah, that is funny. - Wow. 314 00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:44,043 Hey, you know what? I'm-I'm gonna pull over, Frank. 315 00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:46,078 I got to take a piss anyway. 316 00:10:46,111 --> 00:10:47,546 Again. Okay. 317 00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:52,084 - Well, Frank... - What? 318 00:10:52,117 --> 00:10:53,218 Look where we are. 319 00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:54,620 We're at the bridge. 320 00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:56,922 Oh, I haven't been here in forever. 321 00:10:56,955 --> 00:10:58,557 - Go check it out... Oh! - Oh! - Oh. 322 00:10:58,590 --> 00:11:01,160 - Ooh. - Did-did you just slam your head into the window? 323 00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:03,162 Yeah, I didn't realize it was up. 324 00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:05,030 Well, were you gonna dive out of it? 325 00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:07,066 Yeah, I was very excited. I want to go. 326 00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:08,567 - All right. - Go see the boys. 327 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:09,902 - Have fun, buddy. - Go see the boys. 328 00:11:09,935 --> 00:11:11,904 - Get after it. - Okay. 329 00:11:11,937 --> 00:11:14,440 - Okay. - I don't know how much more of this I can take. 330 00:11:14,473 --> 00:11:16,608 Hey, we're almost there, Dee, okay? He's getting tired. 331 00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:18,444 Let's let run him around the bridge for a little while, 332 00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:20,412 - and then we have one more stop, okay? - Uh... 333 00:11:23,982 --> 00:11:26,385 Oh, he's pissing on another hydrant. 334 00:11:26,418 --> 00:11:28,087 Okay. He's... 335 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,456 literally turning into a dog. 336 00:11:30,489 --> 00:11:31,523 Yeah. 337 00:11:34,788 --> 00:11:36,061 I got to smash. 338 00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:38,197 You just smashed. You smashed, like, three times 339 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:40,032 on the way up here. We keep having to pull over 340 00:11:40,065 --> 00:11:41,633 - so you can smash. What... - There is a lot of smashing. 341 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,168 She's very regular. 342 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:44,937 Oh, no, I'm out of paper towels. 343 00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:47,039 Oh, I wouldn't worry about that, Mrs. Kelly. 344 00:11:47,072 --> 00:11:49,074 I'm sure my Uncle Donald has toilet paper. 345 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:50,830 You've been wiping with paper towels? 346 00:11:50,865 --> 00:11:52,644 I hope everyone 347 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:54,513 brought their appetite 348 00:11:54,546 --> 00:11:57,082 because I made quiche. 349 00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:00,452 Aw, that's really nice, Uncle Donald, 350 00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:01,920 but we're kind of in a hurry. 351 00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:04,289 W-Well, that's a shame. 352 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:05,958 We never get to see each other. 353 00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:08,227 Yeah, that is a shame, 354 00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:11,998 but I'm really here about the letters. 355 00:12:12,033 --> 00:12:13,298 You know, the letters that 356 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:15,100 Grandpop wrote to you and Dad during the war. 357 00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:18,470 Oh. Oh, yes, yes, I-I-I have those letters. 358 00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:20,172 Oh, that's great. 359 00:12:20,205 --> 00:12:22,041 I was kind of hoping they would pass down to me. 360 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:24,043 You know, sort of like a family heirloom. 361 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:26,378 Well, that would make sense because, well, 362 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,447 they weren't actually written to me. 363 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:32,245 They were addressed only, uh, to your dad. 364 00:12:32,681 --> 00:12:34,353 Grandpop didn't write to you? 365 00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:37,089 He-he liked your dad, uh... more. 366 00:12:37,122 --> 00:12:38,924 Uh, you know, I was the, um, 367 00:12:38,957 --> 00:12:40,459 you know, "funny" one, you know. 368 00:12:40,492 --> 00:12:42,628 It's the reason I never got married. 369 00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:45,297 Not something we talked about back then, but... 370 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:47,933 but i-it always made me feel, 371 00:12:47,966 --> 00:12:50,602 uh, a little, uh... 372 00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:52,971 different. 373 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:54,606 Well, I-I'm sure you can understand 374 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,008 what that feels like, Ronald. 375 00:12:58,377 --> 00:12:59,511 No. 376 00:13:00,491 --> 00:13:01,613 So, the letters? 377 00:13:01,647 --> 00:13:04,083 - Oh, yes. - Yeah? 378 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,085 - Oh! - Sure. 379 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,953 Okay. 380 00:13:07,986 --> 00:13:10,155 Yeah, this is, uh, this is great, Uncle Donald, 381 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:11,423 'cause it's really gonna tie 382 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,225 a lot of things together for me, you know? 383 00:13:13,258 --> 00:13:15,227 It's, uh... I have something to pass down to my kids. 384 00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:16,962 It's-it's important to have a legacy. 385 00:13:16,995 --> 00:13:18,430 Oh, yes. You know, I... 386 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,566 I wouldn't know, though. I, you know, I... 387 00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:23,422 I don't have any children of my own. 388 00:13:23,457 --> 00:13:24,636 Oh, yeah. 389 00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:26,438 - What is this guy's deal? - Oh, here they are. 390 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,474 It's, like, everything you've ever wanted. 391 00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:31,343 Kind of sad, really, uh, me keeping letters 392 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,912 that, uh, weren't even for me. 393 00:13:34,736 --> 00:13:36,181 You know. But, uh... 394 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:39,618 I guess I just, uh, wanted a connection, uh... 395 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,988 with my dad. 396 00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:45,624 Yeah. 397 00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:49,228 That is sad. 398 00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:51,330 If I could just... Yeah. Thank you. 399 00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:53,899 I mean, you know, there's nothing more... 400 00:13:53,932 --> 00:13:55,968 more important in this world than the connection 401 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,603 between a father and a son. 402 00:13:57,636 --> 00:14:00,506 Well, besides the connection between a son and a mother. 403 00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:02,174 Right, Mom? 404 00:14:04,209 --> 00:14:05,577 She's smashing. 405 00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:08,080 - Yeah, she took off, man. - Yeah, she had to smash. 406 00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:11,216 Well, I guess we could wait for her in the car. 407 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,584 This is so annoying. 408 00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:14,453 I mean, you're gonna take time out of my day, 409 00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:16,055 and you have everything you've ever dreamed of right here, 410 00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:18,153 but we're gonna just blow right past it, aren't we? 411 00:14:18,178 --> 00:14:19,178 It's probably time to go, huh? 412 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,193 - Well, uh, o-okay. - Yeah. 413 00:14:21,226 --> 00:14:22,628 Okay, well-well, uh, you know, hey, 414 00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:24,596 if you ever want to, uh, you know, hang out, 415 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:27,066 you know, we could throw the old football around. 416 00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:28,934 Ah, I don't really like playing football. 417 00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:30,335 It's kind of for jocks. 418 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,071 - It's all he ever talks about... - No, it's like... 419 00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:33,472 is wanting to have a catch with his dad, so... 420 00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:34,506 Nah, 'cause remember we were talking about how 421 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,974 it was like a... for jocks? 422 00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,943 - Uh, no. That never happened. - Oh. 423 00:14:37,976 --> 00:14:39,578 Uh, yeah, well, uh, we could read. 424 00:14:39,611 --> 00:14:41,313 - We could read. - Oh, but, like, he can't read. 425 00:14:41,346 --> 00:14:43,082 - Imagine that. Imagine that. - He can't read, so... 426 00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:44,316 Yeah, but he's not talking about me, he's talking about 427 00:14:44,349 --> 00:14:45,918 - bonding with you. - Yeah, like... 428 00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:46,952 But we're gonna blow right past this, huh? 429 00:14:46,985 --> 00:14:48,187 Reading is for nerds, so... 430 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,355 - Yeah, is that what it is? - Yeah. 431 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,956 - Uh, cards? - Uh, well, 432 00:14:50,989 --> 00:14:52,558 the thing about cards is, like, with the... 433 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:55,461 the jacks and the queens and the kings and, like, 434 00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:57,162 I don't like celebrating royalty. 435 00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,064 - You know, he-he knows that. - Oh, my God, dude. 436 00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:00,899 - Oh, my God, man. - You know that. We've talked about that. 437 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:03,102 You're driving me crazy, dude. All right, fine, let's go. 438 00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:05,371 - Bye-bye. - Okay, maybe you guys can swap phone numbers or... 439 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:08,040 - I think that would be weird. - No? No, not gonna do it? 440 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:10,077 - That would be weird. Okay. - Fine, then this was a good waste of our time, wasn't it? 441 00:15:12,637 --> 00:15:15,938 - Well, there it is. - The ocean. 442 00:15:15,973 --> 00:15:17,082 - Yep. - Mm. 443 00:15:17,645 --> 00:15:19,484 Beautiful. Probably brings back a lot of good memories. 444 00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:20,852 - Right, Frank? - Absolutely. 445 00:15:20,886 --> 00:15:23,822 - Yeah. - You guys, uh, mind if I... 446 00:15:23,855 --> 00:15:26,358 - Oh, no. Of course. No, please. Please. Yeah. - Please. Yeah. 447 00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:30,282 Take that you, cesspool. 448 00:15:30,317 --> 00:15:32,564 Polluted sack of shit. 449 00:15:32,597 --> 00:15:35,421 You know, Dee, I kind of feel like we did a good thing here. 450 00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:37,536 I do, too. We gave him a good day. 451 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:39,304 - Mm-hmm. - For him. 452 00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:40,772 Not for a normal person. 453 00:15:41,510 --> 00:15:42,574 Yeah. Jesus. 454 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:45,444 Right. 455 00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:46,578 You all done, bud? 456 00:15:47,456 --> 00:15:49,181 - Yeah. Thanks, guys. - Yeah. 457 00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:50,782 - Good. Hey, oh, absolutely. - Yeah. 458 00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:52,718 - You got it. - Hey, listen, where to now, Frank? 459 00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:54,286 - We want to take you somewhere. - Uh, no, it's okay. I get it. 460 00:15:54,319 --> 00:15:57,856 I-I thought it was a cash grab at first, but I see where you're going. 461 00:15:57,889 --> 00:16:00,692 The hamburger, playing with Duncan under the bridge, 462 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,160 and now the beach. 463 00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:04,010 A perfect day can't last forever. 464 00:16:04,045 --> 00:16:05,364 I know why we're here. 465 00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:07,466 Oh. You do? 466 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,824 Gosh. Thanks for making it so easy on us. 467 00:16:10,859 --> 00:16:12,270 - We expected more resistance. - Yeah. 468 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,573 Well, I guess hung on a little bit too long. 469 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:17,142 - A little bit. - And afterwards, you guys can have the money. 470 00:16:17,784 --> 00:16:18,810 - Really? - You mean it? 471 00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:20,712 Yeah. Here. 472 00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:22,647 Oh. Gosh. 473 00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:24,850 I-I got to say, this-this went 474 00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:26,685 - so much more smoothly than I... - Yeah, it really did. 475 00:16:26,718 --> 00:16:29,354 Uh, just do it when I'm looking out at the ocean. 476 00:16:33,186 --> 00:16:36,228 - Huh? - Ah, don't be coy. I had a good run. 477 00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:37,696 - What are you... - And it's really good 478 00:16:37,729 --> 00:16:38,797 you didn't do it in front of Charlie. 479 00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,398 That was a class move. 480 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,800 Just put me down quick. 481 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,170 Put you down? Wha... 482 00:16:45,203 --> 00:16:46,638 Oh, you know what? I think I'm gonna run, 483 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,607 and then you do what you have to do. 484 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,209 But if you shoot me in the leg, come over and finish me off, 485 00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:52,711 because I don't want to lay there and suffer. 486 00:16:52,744 --> 00:16:54,279 - Actually, here, I'm gonna take... - What? 487 00:16:54,312 --> 00:16:55,647 What the hell are you doing? 488 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,716 I'm gonna go natural, because I've seen 489 00:16:57,749 --> 00:17:00,719 too many guys die and take a shit in their pants. 490 00:17:00,752 --> 00:17:02,487 I don't want that. And bury my poop. 491 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,389 Or just kick some sand over it. 492 00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:06,325 'Cause... And then you can do what you want to do. 493 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,894 You can float me out into the ocean and let sharks eat me. 494 00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:10,295 Or you can leave me on the ground, 495 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:11,496 gruesome for the kids to see. 496 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,465 Oh, ugh. Oh, my God. 497 00:17:13,498 --> 00:17:15,600 We are not gonna kill you, Frank. 498 00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:17,602 - Huh? - What, did you think 499 00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:20,427 we were just gonna shoot you right here on the beach? 500 00:17:20,462 --> 00:17:22,841 I mean, there-there's people around. I'm actually surprised they didn't run 501 00:17:22,874 --> 00:17:25,272 - when you started shooting the ocean. - I-I'm not. 502 00:17:25,307 --> 00:17:26,845 It's the Jersey Shore. But good God, man. 503 00:17:26,878 --> 00:17:28,413 Well, if you're not gonna snuff me out, 504 00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:29,881 what the hell are you doing? 505 00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:31,717 We were giving you one last day with your gun. 506 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,485 Yeah, it's time to let it go, Frank. 507 00:17:33,518 --> 00:17:34,753 You were stealing my gun? 508 00:17:34,786 --> 00:17:35,854 - Well... - Screw that. 509 00:17:35,887 --> 00:17:37,289 No, it's too dangerous, Frank. 510 00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:38,690 You're out of control with that thing. 511 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,425 By the way, you're out of the will again. 512 00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:41,793 - What? - Why? Just because of the gun? - Yeah. 513 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:44,796 Exactly. Because I don't trust you two guys. 514 00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:47,632 I mean, if you're in the will, who knows? 515 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,468 You may wind up shooting me in the back. 516 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,870 - Ah! - You just told us to shoot you in the back! 517 00:17:51,903 --> 00:17:53,572 That's different. It's not the same thing. 518 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:54,673 Take me back to Philly. 519 00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:55,841 You get an Uber. 520 00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:57,409 - Yeah. - Get in the car. 521 00:17:57,442 --> 00:17:58,944 - Goddamn it. - Go on. Let's go. - Dee, 522 00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:00,412 - why'd you let him snatch that thing back? - I-I... 523 00:18:03,586 --> 00:18:04,649 All right, let's go. 524 00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:06,685 - Just barge right in, Mom. - O-Okay. 525 00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:08,754 Don't-don't be shy, okay? 526 00:18:09,187 --> 00:18:10,989 Bunny? 527 00:18:11,022 --> 00:18:13,024 Candy? 528 00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:16,194 - Are you home? - Which one is the can? 529 00:18:16,227 --> 00:18:17,662 There's probably, like, a million bathrooms. 530 00:18:17,695 --> 00:18:19,631 Just go find a bathroom, Mrs. Mac. 531 00:18:20,572 --> 00:18:22,133 I don't remember those being your sisters' names. 532 00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,135 No, it's not their names. They had their names changed. 533 00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:26,638 Oh. How do they afford to live like this? 534 00:18:26,671 --> 00:18:29,274 T-They're doing some, like, stupid, like, social media thing. 535 00:18:29,307 --> 00:18:30,708 I-I don't know, I guess they're making a killing on it. 536 00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:33,278 Hey! Candy, Bunny! 537 00:18:33,311 --> 00:18:34,779 - Candy... - Oh, my God. 538 00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:36,081 Mom, what are you doing here? 539 00:18:36,114 --> 00:18:37,982 Well, we just wanted to drive up... 540 00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:39,284 Why'd you bring Dirt Grub? 541 00:18:39,317 --> 00:18:40,585 Oh, yeah, hi. Nice to see you, too. 542 00:18:40,618 --> 00:18:41,686 Shut up, fag! 543 00:18:41,719 --> 00:18:42,720 Why'd you bring your fag friend? 544 00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:43,822 Yeah, why is Mac here? 545 00:18:44,412 --> 00:18:46,091 This is so distasteful. 546 00:18:46,124 --> 00:18:47,792 Uh, dude, uh... You know what? 547 00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:49,027 I'm not gonna argue with you guys. 548 00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:50,562 - Oh, you're not? - Okay? No, I'm just here 549 00:18:50,595 --> 00:18:51,863 - for the teeth. - No, you can't have them. 550 00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:53,298 - Yeah, you can't have them, Charlie. - You can't have them. 551 00:18:53,331 --> 00:18:54,866 - Mom gave them to us. - Well, what do you even 552 00:18:54,899 --> 00:18:56,668 care about the teeth? I-I thought you always said 553 00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:58,136 - they were weird and gross. - They are weird and gross. 554 00:18:58,169 --> 00:19:00,972 Yeah, super gross, but people like that stuff, so we need them. 555 00:19:01,005 --> 00:19:02,707 - We need them. - Need them for what? 556 00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:03,975 ASMR, dickweed. 557 00:19:04,008 --> 00:19:06,244 Yeah. ASMR. 558 00:19:06,277 --> 00:19:08,146 What is that? What even is that? 559 00:19:08,179 --> 00:19:10,682 We stick our hands in the jar. 560 00:19:10,715 --> 00:19:12,717 People pay to watch us stick our hand in the jar. 561 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:14,185 - They pay for that shit. - Yeah. 562 00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:15,820 They like the noise of the teeth, 563 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:17,455 and they give us a lot of money on OnlyFans. 564 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,690 - Like, a lot of money. - What? 565 00:19:18,723 --> 00:19:20,625 - More than you could ever imagine. - Yeah. 566 00:19:20,658 --> 00:19:22,260 All your doing is sticking your hands in teeth 567 00:19:22,293 --> 00:19:24,229 and people pay you enough to live like this? 568 00:19:24,262 --> 00:19:27,265 - We obviously take our tops off. Like... - Obviously. 569 00:19:27,298 --> 00:19:28,800 - Oh, girls. - Oh, my God. 570 00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:30,668 - Shut up, slut. - You're literally a slut. 571 00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:32,270 All right, you know what? Give me the teeth. Give me the teeth. 572 00:19:32,303 --> 00:19:33,805 No. Finders keepers, bitch. 573 00:19:33,838 --> 00:19:35,140 - Finders keepers. - You did not find them! 574 00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:36,841 - Mom gave them to you. - Yeah, she did. 575 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,943 - Okay, we're her favorite. - I clogged the toilet. 576 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:41,913 - What the hell? Gross. - Who is this old lady clogging our toilet? 577 00:19:41,946 --> 00:19:43,014 That's my mommy. 578 00:19:43,047 --> 00:19:44,649 Gross, Mac! 579 00:19:44,682 --> 00:19:45,884 Why did you clog our toilet? 580 00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:47,652 Why'd you clog our toilet, old lady? 581 00:19:47,685 --> 00:19:49,587 There was no TP. 582 00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:52,123 If there was no TP, what did you wipe with? 583 00:19:53,124 --> 00:19:54,259 The letters. 584 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,262 You wiped your butt with the letters 585 00:19:57,295 --> 00:19:59,264 that Grandpop sent Dad and then flushed them down the toilet? 586 00:20:00,014 --> 00:20:01,032 Yeah. 587 00:20:02,304 --> 00:20:04,169 Oh, my God. This is so weird, guys. You got to go. 588 00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:05,770 - All right, you know what? - No. No. 589 00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:07,172 Hey, hey. Put that down. 590 00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:08,940 This is gonna be the new Kelly family heirloom, 591 00:20:08,973 --> 00:20:10,775 and I'm gonna put all my teeth in it 592 00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:13,778 and all of Mom's teeth in it and none of yours. 593 00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:16,881 Okay. 594 00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:18,116 Oh, uh, yep. 595 00:20:18,149 --> 00:20:19,984 Yep. Yep. 596 00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:22,153 You got to stop doing that. You're not gonna have any teeth left. 597 00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:23,788 You sure you don't want to pop a couple in? 598 00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:24,823 You know, you can be a part of my legacy, dude. 599 00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:25,824 I-I feel like you should be. 600 00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:27,258 - No, I-I'm good. - Yeah? 601 00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:28,893 - Yeah, I'm good. - All right, I'll tell you what. 602 00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:30,467 When one-one falls out, go ahead and toss it in. 603 00:20:30,502 --> 00:20:31,796 - It's cool. - It won't. 604 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,902 Yeah. There. Take that, lock. 605 00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:41,239 Oh, what the hell, man? 606 00:20:41,272 --> 00:20:43,007 And the door wasn't even locked. 607 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:44,242 You're paying for that door, Frank. 608 00:20:44,275 --> 00:20:45,810 All right, all right. 609 00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:48,113 Well, this is great. This is just great. 610 00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:49,247 You know, like, now what are we supposed to all put 611 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,249 - our teeth in? - Our faces? 612 00:20:51,282 --> 00:20:52,984 - What are you talking about? - I'm talking about our legacy. 613 00:20:53,017 --> 00:20:54,819 You know? I can't hold onto it, man. 614 00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:56,554 Legacy? You want to talk legacy? You know what our legacy is? 615 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:57,889 Spending our lives in this goddamn bar 616 00:20:57,922 --> 00:21:00,091 with a lunatic man who acts like a dog 617 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,960 and handles his gun like a maniac! 618 00:21:01,993 --> 00:21:03,828 Oh, fine. 619 00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:06,765 I see where this pity party's headed. 620 00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:08,833 If you're gonna be crybabies about it, 621 00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:11,035 all right, take my gun. 622 00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:15,240 - Ow! Ow! - Shit! 623 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:18,143 Shit. 624 00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:20,145 Well, there you have it, Frank. 625 00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:22,614 You've officially shot everyone in the bar. 626 00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:08,280 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com