1 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:06,660 In other news, Tinseltown is coming to Philadelphia. 2 00:00:06,693 --> 00:00:09,867 Hollywood stars Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul are here 3 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:13,006 promoting their alcohol brand, Dos Hombres. 4 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:15,578 Hey, Bryan, how does it feel to be the kingpin of mezcal? 5 00:00:15,611 --> 00:00:18,016 Oh, no, no. No, no. Don't-don't put that on me. 6 00:00:18,050 --> 00:00:19,552 No, I'm just a simple actor. 7 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:21,489 This, this is the man, 8 00:00:21,523 --> 00:00:22,725 - the brains behind the whole operation. - No. 9 00:00:22,758 --> 00:00:23,962 - No, no, no. - Yeah, it is. 10 00:00:23,995 --> 00:00:25,731 It's a team effort. 11 00:00:25,764 --> 00:00:28,637 Wow. Hollywood celebrities right here in Philly, huh? 12 00:00:28,670 --> 00:00:29,840 - I don't love it. I mean, - Yeah. 13 00:00:29,874 --> 00:00:31,076 why can't they stay in their lane? 14 00:00:31,109 --> 00:00:32,778 Why do they have into come into our lane? 15 00:00:32,813 --> 00:00:34,549 The celebrity booze thing's a little out of control. 16 00:00:34,582 --> 00:00:36,954 It's a total sellout. I mean, a complete cash grab. 17 00:00:36,988 --> 00:00:38,892 Any idiot could take a bottle of booze, 18 00:00:38,925 --> 00:00:42,064 slap a celebrity's face on it and-and make a fortune. 19 00:00:42,098 --> 00:00:43,835 - I mean, we could do it if we wanted. - Oh, we know more about booze 20 00:00:43,868 --> 00:00:45,137 - than these two guys, probably. - Are you kidding me? 21 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,673 Look, yeah, is there an opportunity 22 00:00:46,706 --> 00:00:48,076 for us to create a booze of our own, right? 23 00:00:48,110 --> 00:00:50,114 And go pitch those guys? Yeah, of course there is. 24 00:00:50,147 --> 00:00:52,552 - It would be so easy. - Yeah. - It would be so easy, you know? 25 00:00:52,585 --> 00:00:53,821 And could we do something like that? 26 00:00:53,855 --> 00:00:55,424 - Also, yes. Absolutely. - Yes. Yes. 27 00:00:55,457 --> 00:00:56,760 - Of course, we could, you know. - But I mean, 28 00:00:56,794 --> 00:00:58,998 are we gonna go do something like that? 29 00:00:59,032 --> 00:01:00,568 - Yes, we're gonna do that, yeah. - Of course we are, yes. - I think we should. 30 00:01:00,601 --> 00:01:01,603 - I think we should. - It's already happening. 31 00:01:25,073 --> 00:01:26,921 Okay, guys, I think we can all agree we need to 32 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:28,590 come up with a brand that is representative 33 00:01:28,624 --> 00:01:31,696 of who we are as people and as businessmen. 34 00:01:31,730 --> 00:01:34,669 Now I ask you guys this: what's the first word 35 00:01:34,702 --> 00:01:37,575 that comes to your mind when you are trying to describe us? 36 00:01:37,608 --> 00:01:39,646 - Premium. - Mm, I was gonna say that, dude. - Premium. 37 00:01:39,679 --> 00:01:41,049 - I was gonna say premium. - You were gonna say that, too? 38 00:01:41,082 --> 00:01:42,451 - Yeah. - And look, hey. 39 00:01:42,485 --> 00:01:44,422 Listen, man, you're spot-on. Premium. 40 00:01:44,455 --> 00:01:47,561 Yes, our brand will, of course, be a premium brand. 41 00:01:47,595 --> 00:01:50,000 Now, what is the most premium alcohol ever invented? 42 00:01:50,034 --> 00:01:51,136 - Goldschläger. - Goldschläger. Yeah. 43 00:01:51,169 --> 00:01:52,839 Goldschläger. All right, hey! 44 00:01:52,873 --> 00:01:54,742 We're all on the same page here. 45 00:01:54,776 --> 00:01:56,112 - Yeah, we think... - This is good, I like this. Okay, yeah. 46 00:01:56,146 --> 00:01:58,116 Swiss cinnamon schnapps liqueur 47 00:01:58,150 --> 00:01:59,954 with drinkable flakes of gold floating in it. 48 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:01,958 My God, what's more premium than that? 49 00:02:01,991 --> 00:02:03,995 - Yeah, nothing. - Nothing, right? 50 00:02:04,028 --> 00:02:05,865 Here's a pitch. Okay, I can get a bunch of nickels 51 00:02:05,899 --> 00:02:08,070 and I could smash them up and put them into a 'schläger. 52 00:02:08,103 --> 00:02:09,706 Right? We call it Nickelschläger, 53 00:02:09,739 --> 00:02:11,978 and we pitch it as, like, the working man's spirit. 54 00:02:12,011 --> 00:02:13,680 And, you know, nickels are, they're easy to find 55 00:02:13,714 --> 00:02:15,150 and, uh, just as shiny. 56 00:02:15,184 --> 00:02:17,455 Well, that sounds disgusting, and, uh, 57 00:02:17,488 --> 00:02:19,726 - potentially dangerous as well. - Yeah, I'm-a try it, though. 58 00:02:19,759 --> 00:02:21,630 Listen, I think I've pinpointed a small market trend 59 00:02:21,663 --> 00:02:23,100 that we could corner but that could 60 00:02:23,133 --> 00:02:25,839 also totally represent us. 61 00:02:25,872 --> 00:02:27,508 I'm talking about a blend. 62 00:02:27,541 --> 00:02:29,145 A blend? 63 00:02:29,178 --> 00:02:30,982 - Oh. Blends. - Yes. Blends, blends. 64 00:02:31,016 --> 00:02:32,485 - Blends! - Yes. 65 00:02:32,518 --> 00:02:33,888 Blends are very popular these days. 66 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:35,491 Wine blends, whiskey blends, you know? 67 00:02:35,524 --> 00:02:37,028 So let me ask you this: 68 00:02:37,061 --> 00:02:39,833 what is the second-classiest drink in the world? 69 00:02:39,867 --> 00:02:41,236 - Jägermeister. Yes. - Jägermeister. Yeah, yeah. - Jägermeister. 70 00:02:41,269 --> 00:02:42,873 - Jägermeister, yeah. - Amazing, yes. 71 00:02:42,906 --> 00:02:44,509 It's the 'meisters and the, 72 00:02:44,542 --> 00:02:46,246 and the 'schlägers and the schnapps. 73 00:02:46,279 --> 00:02:48,183 I mean, those are the drinks that make people feel high-end, 74 00:02:48,216 --> 00:02:51,014 you know, like they're on a European ski adventure, right? 75 00:02:51,049 --> 00:02:52,058 - Yeah, it's true. - Yeah. 76 00:02:52,091 --> 00:02:54,529 Those drinks that make people feel premium, you know? 77 00:02:54,562 --> 00:02:58,203 So I say we do a blend of all the most premium drinks. 78 00:02:58,236 --> 00:03:00,541 We put them all together, and we make one drink 79 00:03:00,574 --> 00:03:03,714 called Paddy's SchlägerSchnappsterMeister. 80 00:03:05,718 --> 00:03:07,755 - That's brilliant. - That's so smart. 81 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:09,525 - Well, because it-it blends them - Dude, that is really smart. It's fun. 82 00:03:09,559 --> 00:03:10,895 - all together, like you said. - Who's thought of that? 83 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:12,799 - It's a lot of fun, right? - It's elegant. 84 00:03:12,833 --> 00:03:14,669 It definitely feels like you're in Switzerland or something. 85 00:03:14,702 --> 00:03:16,072 - Yeah, yeah. - Great, so you guys get it, okay. Great. 86 00:03:16,106 --> 00:03:17,809 So I-I'm so glad we're on the same page with this. 87 00:03:17,843 --> 00:03:19,645 So, here's the thing. All we got to do 88 00:03:19,679 --> 00:03:21,683 is get those celebrity guys' blessing and boom... 89 00:03:21,716 --> 00:03:24,555 we are off to the races, we're gonna be rich men, but 90 00:03:25,155 --> 00:03:26,476 I don't think we should approach them 91 00:03:26,511 --> 00:03:27,628 without being fully funded first. 92 00:03:27,661 --> 00:03:29,699 So our first test is gonna be landing a big fish 93 00:03:29,732 --> 00:03:31,705 who can finance this whole operation. 94 00:03:31,740 --> 00:03:34,843 And I know just the guy. 95 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,824 - Yo. - Yo, Frank, 96 00:03:41,857 --> 00:03:44,346 I got you on speakerphone with, uh, Mac and Charlie. 97 00:03:44,381 --> 00:03:45,965 - Where are you right now? - I'm in the sky. 98 00:03:45,999 --> 00:03:47,201 - In the sky? - What? 99 00:03:47,234 --> 00:03:48,637 That's right, dicknips. 100 00:03:48,670 --> 00:03:50,240 We're in the sky on a private plane 101 00:03:50,274 --> 00:03:52,111 - on the way to Aruba. - What the hell, Frank? 102 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:53,815 - Why you taking Dee? - Um, because 103 00:03:53,848 --> 00:03:55,250 I'm more glamorous than you guys. 104 00:03:55,284 --> 00:03:56,987 Frank recognizes that and so he invited me. 105 00:03:57,021 --> 00:03:59,592 I was on my way to the jet, 106 00:03:59,625 --> 00:04:01,997 she overheard me talking about the flight 107 00:04:02,031 --> 00:04:04,870 - and she glommed on. - Yeah, you know what? We don't care. 108 00:04:04,903 --> 00:04:07,074 Uh, Frank, we have a business proposition for you, pal. 109 00:04:07,108 --> 00:04:08,243 Frank, how would you like to invest 110 00:04:08,276 --> 00:04:10,882 in a celebrity alcohol brand? 111 00:04:10,915 --> 00:04:13,120 No, I don't know about that. 112 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:15,557 I-I once had Greg Louganis 113 00:04:15,591 --> 00:04:19,198 as the face of my apricot brand in the '80s. 114 00:04:19,232 --> 00:04:21,669 But when he cracked his noggin at the Olympics, 115 00:04:21,703 --> 00:04:23,808 the business took a nosedive with him. 116 00:04:23,841 --> 00:04:25,110 Okay, well, we're talking about 117 00:04:25,144 --> 00:04:26,713 a much bigger celebrity than that, okay? 118 00:04:26,746 --> 00:04:28,283 We're talking about a household name here. 119 00:04:28,316 --> 00:04:30,587 Have you ever hear of a little show called 120 00:04:30,621 --> 00:04:33,026 Malcolm in the Middle? 121 00:04:33,059 --> 00:04:35,631 Have I? Changed the game. 122 00:04:35,664 --> 00:04:37,869 - Changed the game, Frank. - That it did. That it did. - Yes. Yes. 123 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:39,907 - It did change the game. - That it did. One of the greatest shows of all time. 124 00:04:39,940 --> 00:04:41,776 Well, listen, the dad from that show is in town 125 00:04:41,811 --> 00:04:43,713 and we're gonna be pitching him tonight. 126 00:04:43,747 --> 00:04:45,651 And Malcolm. He's here, too, although he's all grown up now, 127 00:04:45,684 --> 00:04:47,021 - so you might not recognize him. - Yeah. 128 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:48,757 Dang, that sounds pretty glamorous. 129 00:04:48,791 --> 00:04:51,229 - I'd like to hang with celebs. - Shut up, Dee. 130 00:04:51,262 --> 00:04:53,133 - Shut up, Dee. - Oh, God, shut up, Dee. 131 00:04:53,166 --> 00:04:55,237 Shut your mouth or I will shut it for you! 132 00:04:55,270 --> 00:04:57,374 When you get back, Mac's gonna shut it for you! 133 00:04:57,408 --> 00:04:59,612 We're gonna shut your mouth and we're gonna sew your lips shut! 134 00:04:59,645 --> 00:05:00,915 - Just shut up. - Shut up! 135 00:05:00,949 --> 00:05:02,718 - Shut up! - All right, well-well, 136 00:05:02,751 --> 00:05:05,624 you know, if you can get, uh, Malcolm and his dad 137 00:05:05,657 --> 00:05:07,661 on the hook, bring them to me at the jet. 138 00:05:07,695 --> 00:05:09,165 When I land, we'll talk shop. 139 00:05:09,198 --> 00:05:10,300 - Oh, good. - Nice, dude. 140 00:05:10,334 --> 00:05:12,671 - Big fish landed! - All right! 141 00:05:12,705 --> 00:05:14,775 How are they gonna bring them to Aruba? 142 00:05:14,810 --> 00:05:17,849 We were never going to Aruba. We're circling Philly. 143 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:21,824 Oh, my God. There's The Linc! 144 00:05:21,857 --> 00:05:23,928 What the hell, Frank? Why are we circling Philly? 145 00:05:23,961 --> 00:05:26,166 I got to put enough miles on the jet 146 00:05:26,199 --> 00:05:28,805 to make it look like I went to Aruba and back. 147 00:05:28,838 --> 00:05:30,274 It's a tax thing. 148 00:05:30,307 --> 00:05:32,144 Then why don't we just go to Aruba and back? 149 00:05:32,178 --> 00:05:33,915 Wouldn't that make more sense? 150 00:05:33,948 --> 00:05:35,819 I have things to do in Philly. 151 00:05:35,852 --> 00:05:37,823 But I don't want to circle Philly for hours. 152 00:05:37,856 --> 00:05:39,659 Hey, look, first you nag me to get on the plane, 153 00:05:39,692 --> 00:05:41,229 now you're nagging me to get off. 154 00:05:41,262 --> 00:05:42,698 Just... No dice. 155 00:05:42,731 --> 00:05:45,204 - We're circling Philly. - Oh, goddamn it. 156 00:05:48,276 --> 00:05:51,113 It is popping off in there, man. It is popping off. 157 00:05:51,148 --> 00:05:52,451 Actually, Charlie, I would also love for you 158 00:05:52,484 --> 00:05:54,823 - to pop off that hat. - No, dude, you said dress nice. 159 00:05:54,857 --> 00:05:56,693 I want to be able to tip my cap to these guys 160 00:05:56,726 --> 00:05:58,296 - when I meet them. - Yeah, but you look like a limo driver. 161 00:05:58,330 --> 00:06:00,767 Whatever, dude. I look good, man. 162 00:06:00,802 --> 00:06:02,806 You guys want to hit some of this, too, by the way? 163 00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:05,043 - The hell is that? - It's Nickelschläger, man. 164 00:06:05,077 --> 00:06:06,847 It's delicious. I've been drinking it all day. 165 00:06:06,881 --> 00:06:08,683 Throw that shit out. Do not bring that up in the pitch. 166 00:06:08,717 --> 00:06:10,454 - I'm gonna pitch it. - Dude, do not... Don't... 167 00:06:10,487 --> 00:06:12,057 Oh, goddamn it. 168 00:06:13,650 --> 00:06:14,776 Oh. 169 00:06:14,811 --> 00:06:16,733 - Over here, sir. - Okay, you know what? That might have been this. 170 00:06:16,766 --> 00:06:19,739 Uh, here, I'll give it to you, I guess. Uh, don't mind me. 171 00:06:19,772 --> 00:06:21,877 - Anything in your pockets, sir? - No, no, I'm good. 172 00:06:21,911 --> 00:06:24,048 I'm good, I sh... 173 00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:28,123 Uh... 174 00:06:28,156 --> 00:06:29,860 Guys, why is it going off on my stomach? 175 00:06:29,893 --> 00:06:31,864 Because you have a belly full of nickels. 176 00:06:31,897 --> 00:06:34,001 Oh, right. Shit. Okay, you know what? Um... 177 00:06:34,035 --> 00:06:35,470 I'll make myself throw up and then I'll get... 178 00:06:35,504 --> 00:06:37,741 Should I throw up here or, uh... 179 00:06:37,775 --> 00:06:39,078 All right, I'm gonna go outside 180 00:06:39,111 --> 00:06:40,280 and-and I'll meet you guys back in. 181 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:43,888 Great. Good riddance. He looks ridiculous anyway. 182 00:06:43,921 --> 00:06:45,390 Yeah, well, you don't look that much better, pal. 183 00:06:45,424 --> 00:06:47,394 I mean, what-what, what is going on with that suit? 184 00:06:47,428 --> 00:06:50,734 Oh, I'm going for a "Jordan in the '90s" look. 185 00:06:50,767 --> 00:06:53,440 I mean, who's more premium than MJ, right? 186 00:06:53,473 --> 00:06:55,744 Now, I'm thinking that I go pitch a fashion line 187 00:06:55,777 --> 00:06:57,147 and sort of expand 188 00:06:57,181 --> 00:06:59,185 - into a lifestyle brand. - No, don't do that. 189 00:06:59,218 --> 00:07:01,155 Okay? Let's just... Uh, can we stick with the one thing? 190 00:07:01,189 --> 00:07:03,686 - Just stick with the one thing, please. - They're celebrities. 191 00:07:03,721 --> 00:07:05,430 - They're gonna get the look. - I know they're celebrities. 192 00:07:05,464 --> 00:07:06,901 I'm not saying they're not celebrities. I'm saying... 193 00:07:06,934 --> 00:07:08,169 Do you know who Michael Jordan is? 194 00:07:08,203 --> 00:07:10,240 - Yes, I know who... - Then why are you fighting me about this? 195 00:07:10,274 --> 00:07:11,844 Can we just go get in the meet-and-greet line? 196 00:07:11,877 --> 00:07:13,013 It's already getting long as shit. Come on. 197 00:07:18,591 --> 00:07:19,672 Frank. 198 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:20,854 - Frank! - What? 199 00:07:20,889 --> 00:07:22,031 How much longer? 200 00:07:22,064 --> 00:07:24,836 - Three hours. - Oh, my God. 201 00:07:24,870 --> 00:07:26,205 Can I watch what you're watching? 202 00:07:26,239 --> 00:07:27,374 'Cause the Wi-Fi is not strong enough 203 00:07:27,408 --> 00:07:28,911 for me to watch anything. 204 00:07:28,945 --> 00:07:30,480 You should have downloaded movies, then. 205 00:07:31,523 --> 00:07:33,186 I mean, I also have to go to the bathroom. 206 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:36,025 Well, that's not good. Bathroom on the plane is busted. 207 00:07:36,059 --> 00:07:38,898 - W-What? - Yeah, but you can use the emergency can. 208 00:07:38,931 --> 00:07:40,167 Where's the emergency can? 209 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:41,804 - You're sitting on it. - What? Wh... 210 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:43,808 You just pull that cushion up and, uh, get that 211 00:07:43,841 --> 00:07:45,377 privacy screen over there. 212 00:07:45,410 --> 00:07:47,114 Is it a number one or a number two? 213 00:07:47,965 --> 00:07:49,051 It's a number one. 214 00:07:49,085 --> 00:07:50,454 Eh, let 'er rip. 215 00:07:50,487 --> 00:07:52,358 It's still gonna go out in the air anyway. 216 00:07:52,391 --> 00:07:54,395 Are you sure you don't have any food anywhere? 217 00:07:54,428 --> 00:07:56,199 Why don't you sniff around back there? 218 00:07:56,232 --> 00:07:57,802 What's this? 219 00:07:57,836 --> 00:07:59,271 - What's that? - There's a can of something. 220 00:07:59,305 --> 00:08:01,109 Oh, that's an old can of oysters from another flight. 221 00:08:01,142 --> 00:08:03,279 - A can of oysters? - Yeah, go ahead, have them. 222 00:08:03,313 --> 00:08:04,950 Ugh, goddamn it. 223 00:08:05,684 --> 00:08:07,488 All right, all right. 224 00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:08,523 - Getting pretty close here. - Okay, now, 225 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:09,960 just go with me here, Dennis. 226 00:08:09,993 --> 00:08:11,329 I want you to picture it, all right? 227 00:08:11,362 --> 00:08:13,868 It's a whole lifestyle ecosystem. 228 00:08:13,901 --> 00:08:15,270 - No... - With booze and suits 229 00:08:15,304 --> 00:08:17,985 and apps that link you to personal trainers 230 00:08:18,020 --> 00:08:20,060 who make you look good in the suits. Premium. 231 00:08:20,095 --> 00:08:21,149 - Dude, this is what I'm saying. - No, listen, can we please, 232 00:08:21,182 --> 00:08:23,553 please, please just stick with the blend? 233 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,858 - Stick with the blend. - This is a blend of ideas. 234 00:08:25,892 --> 00:08:27,294 Yes, but it's a blend of too many ideas. 235 00:08:27,328 --> 00:08:29,532 I don't even know what you're talking about half the time. 236 00:08:29,565 --> 00:08:31,269 - I'm talking about branding, bro, it's branding. - I know what you're... 237 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:33,974 You know what, actually, you just keep your mouth shut the whole time. 238 00:08:34,008 --> 00:08:35,544 Just keep your mouth shut, I'll do the talking. 239 00:08:35,577 --> 00:08:37,314 We do the firm handshake, right? 240 00:08:37,348 --> 00:08:39,051 'Cause that's essential to setting tone for a good pitch. 241 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:40,888 Got to have a firm handshake. And then that's it. 242 00:08:40,922 --> 00:08:43,265 I do the talking, and don't say a goddamn thing 243 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:44,968 about booze and suits and apps. 244 00:08:45,003 --> 00:08:46,399 - Here we go. - Oh, okay. 245 00:08:46,432 --> 00:08:48,136 - Thank you. - Thanks, ladies. - Thank you so much. 246 00:08:48,169 --> 00:08:50,140 - Uh, all right. Come on, guys. - All right. 247 00:08:50,173 --> 00:08:51,376 - Okay, here we go. - Hey, there, fellas. - Hey. 248 00:08:51,409 --> 00:08:53,179 Hi, uh, hello to you, kind sirs. 249 00:08:54,764 --> 00:08:55,183 Let's do a... 250 00:08:55,217 --> 00:08:57,454 - Oh, uh... - No. 251 00:08:57,488 --> 00:09:00,560 No, I'm sorry, we-we don't shake hands. So... 252 00:09:00,594 --> 00:09:02,899 Uh, well, that kind of throws off my whole thing. 253 00:09:02,932 --> 00:09:04,870 I think... We can't kick this off without a firm handshake. 254 00:09:04,903 --> 00:09:07,211 - Why don't you just... - I really don't mind shaking his hand. 255 00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:08,276 How many times do we have to go through this? 256 00:09:08,309 --> 00:09:10,247 - We're not shaking hands. - We're not shaking hands. 257 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:11,349 - We don't know these people. - Don't know you. 258 00:09:11,382 --> 00:09:13,019 - Sorry. - Oh. 259 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,288 Wow, look at that suit. 260 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:15,590 - Yeah. Look at that. - I love that. 261 00:09:15,624 --> 00:09:17,862 I'm not supposed to talk. 262 00:09:17,896 --> 00:09:19,331 - I didn't say... I didn't say... - I'm not supposed to, either. 263 00:09:19,365 --> 00:09:21,302 Oh... Come on, let's get this going. 264 00:09:21,335 --> 00:09:22,571 - He's-he's kidding. He's kidding. - Uh, yeah, so-so... 265 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,408 - He's kidding. - Oh, yes. He, uh, just... 266 00:09:24,442 --> 00:09:26,412 - Yeah, but... - Come on, everybody say, "Dos Hombres." 267 00:09:26,446 --> 00:09:28,416 - Oh, uh... - Dos Hombres! 268 00:09:28,450 --> 00:09:29,886 - All right, you can get -Thanks so much. - Yeah, so, we have a... 269 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:31,222 the photos with the QR code that way. 270 00:09:31,255 --> 00:09:32,591 - There you go. - No, I don't need a photo. 271 00:09:32,624 --> 00:09:34,061 Actually, I-I just wanted to pitch you... 272 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:36,900 - I... - All right, hey. All right. 273 00:09:36,934 --> 00:09:38,169 What just happened? 274 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,472 You blew it, dude. You choked. 275 00:09:39,505 --> 00:09:42,235 I didn't choke, no. It was... Malcolm. 276 00:09:42,270 --> 00:09:43,446 He was throwing me a weird vibe. 277 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:45,250 - Yeah. He's very aggressive. - He's super aggressive. 278 00:09:45,283 --> 00:09:47,221 He's, like, he's, like the alpha dog, dude. 279 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,456 - I didn't like that. - Malcolm's not in the middle. 280 00:09:48,490 --> 00:09:50,360 - He's on top. - He's on top. 281 00:09:50,394 --> 00:09:52,164 - Shit. - You know what, let's-let's get back in the line. 282 00:09:59,345 --> 00:10:01,482 Oh. Hey. 283 00:10:01,516 --> 00:10:02,651 Hey. 284 00:10:03,556 --> 00:10:05,023 Hey, buddy. 285 00:10:06,225 --> 00:10:07,594 Hey, can I ask you something really quick? 286 00:10:07,628 --> 00:10:09,532 - Yeah, sure, man. What's up? - Uh, hey, listen, 287 00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:11,102 I've been throwing up for a little bit. 288 00:10:11,135 --> 00:10:12,471 Ugh, dude, sorry. 289 00:10:12,504 --> 00:10:14,008 Yeah, I-I actually kind of can't stop. 290 00:10:14,041 --> 00:10:15,644 I think I'm having a reaction to the metals. 291 00:10:15,677 --> 00:10:17,247 But, uh, my real problem is, like, 292 00:10:17,281 --> 00:10:19,251 no matter how much I hurl, like, the nickels 293 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,489 - keep coming out. - Nickels? 294 00:10:21,522 --> 00:10:23,460 Oh, yeah, it's a 'schläger play I got going. 295 00:10:23,493 --> 00:10:25,097 So, hey, look, can you do me a favor? 296 00:10:25,130 --> 00:10:26,934 On my next hurl, you know, do you... 297 00:10:26,967 --> 00:10:29,635 could you see if you see any loose change in there, you know? 298 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:31,642 'Cause, like, I-I really got to get a extra set of eyes on this. 299 00:10:31,676 --> 00:10:33,546 - I can't help you. All right? I-I'm waiting for somebody. - Please, please. 300 00:10:33,580 --> 00:10:34,983 - Sir, I'm begging you, please. - It's not happening. 301 00:10:35,016 --> 00:10:37,354 Listen, man, I can't help, all right? 302 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:38,523 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! 303 00:10:38,556 --> 00:10:39,692 What the hell? 304 00:10:39,725 --> 00:10:41,496 - Damn it! - Oh! Hey. 305 00:10:41,529 --> 00:10:42,966 - Hey, man, hey, hey. - Come here. 306 00:10:42,999 --> 00:10:44,168 Come here. Look at this. Look at this. 307 00:10:44,201 --> 00:10:45,637 - Okay. Yes, sir. - Look at this. 308 00:10:45,670 --> 00:10:47,040 They're gonna ding me for the cleaning fee. 309 00:10:47,074 --> 00:10:48,143 - All right? - Ah, yeah, look at that. 310 00:10:48,176 --> 00:10:49,311 Peace and love, peace and love. 311 00:10:49,345 --> 00:10:51,115 - Damn it! - I'm sorry! Hey, hey. 312 00:10:51,149 --> 00:10:52,684 - Just say by my car. Stay by my car - Hey, hey. 313 00:10:52,718 --> 00:10:54,054 - Hey, hey! - and watch this, I got to figure this out. 314 00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:55,090 - Get by the car. - Okay, okay, okay. 315 00:10:55,123 --> 00:10:56,125 I got your car. I'll watch your car. 316 00:10:56,159 --> 00:10:57,261 Yeah. 317 00:10:58,296 --> 00:10:59,298 He was a big boy. 318 00:10:59,331 --> 00:11:01,135 - Jesus. - Damn it. 319 00:11:02,571 --> 00:11:05,090 Hey, man, are you the Dos Hombres driver? 320 00:11:05,613 --> 00:11:06,379 Who? 321 00:11:06,412 --> 00:11:07,982 You know, the Malcolm in the Middle guys. 322 00:11:09,552 --> 00:11:10,687 Yes, I am. 323 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:12,224 Come on, come on. 324 00:11:13,459 --> 00:11:15,030 The dad did like my suit. 325 00:11:15,063 --> 00:11:17,301 Would you shut up about the dad and the suit? 326 00:11:17,334 --> 00:11:18,703 - Thank you very much. - What are they doing? 327 00:11:18,736 --> 00:11:20,173 - Oh, great. Okay. - Damn it. 328 00:11:20,207 --> 00:11:21,309 They're wrapping things up. 329 00:11:21,342 --> 00:11:23,079 That's great. We blew it. 330 00:11:23,112 --> 00:11:25,483 We totally blew our one shot. Goddamn it. 331 00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:27,621 Hey, I think I just saw Jalen Hurts. 332 00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:29,225 - What? Seriously? Where? - Yeah. 333 00:11:29,258 --> 00:11:31,060 Dude, he just went into the bathroom. 334 00:11:31,095 --> 00:11:32,130 I'm sure that was him. 335 00:11:32,164 --> 00:11:34,001 Okay, uh, listen. We're gonna pivot, all right? 336 00:11:34,034 --> 00:11:36,348 I mean, Jalen's a better fit for our Philly-based brand anyway, 337 00:11:36,383 --> 00:11:37,474 - don't you think? - Yeah. 338 00:11:37,508 --> 00:11:38,743 - Let's go talk to Jalen. - Let's get Jalen. 339 00:11:38,776 --> 00:11:40,447 Come on, let's go. 340 00:11:41,894 --> 00:11:42,964 - Jalen. - Yeah, 341 00:11:42,999 --> 00:11:44,355 so, hey, listen, uh, I know this is a little weird, 342 00:11:44,388 --> 00:11:46,592 us bum-rushing you in the bathroom like this, but, uh... 343 00:11:46,626 --> 00:11:48,563 You always were good against the rush. 344 00:11:48,596 --> 00:11:50,333 Now, that is true. You are good against the ru... 345 00:11:50,367 --> 00:11:52,371 Now, you're not gonna get away from us, though. 346 00:11:52,404 --> 00:11:54,208 We gotcha. 347 00:11:54,241 --> 00:11:55,477 That was a joke. Um... 348 00:11:57,347 --> 00:11:59,785 Okay, uh, well, listen, uh, we-we just, uh, 349 00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,255 we wanted to pitch you 350 00:12:01,289 --> 00:12:03,493 a-a really great business opportunity. 351 00:12:03,526 --> 00:12:05,297 Yes, now imagine this lifestyle: 352 00:12:05,330 --> 00:12:07,367 you're on a Caribbean island in an ill-fitting suit. 353 00:12:07,401 --> 00:12:10,207 No, no, st... no, uh, Jalen, we're not-not here to... 354 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:11,442 pitch you a lifestyle. 355 00:12:14,381 --> 00:12:16,652 - Gritty? - Wait... 356 00:12:16,686 --> 00:12:18,323 - What the hell is this? - Wh... I... 357 00:12:18,356 --> 00:12:19,625 I thought you said Jalen Hurts came in here. 358 00:12:19,658 --> 00:12:21,229 Is he in one of the other stalls? 359 00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:23,333 I don't know, I must have gotten them confused. 360 00:12:23,366 --> 00:12:24,501 How do you confuse a young Black man 361 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,105 with a giant orange monster? 362 00:12:26,138 --> 00:12:27,674 Uh... 363 00:12:27,708 --> 00:12:30,347 Okay, Gritty, picture yourself on a Caribbean island. 364 00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:32,684 Don't pitch Gritty! We're here to talk to a celebrity. 365 00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:35,390 Gritty's just Gritty. 366 00:12:35,423 --> 00:12:38,463 What... Oh, hey, Jalen! Jalen! There he is. Jalen! 367 00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:40,634 - Ah, we just missed him. - What are you talking about? 368 00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:42,638 - That was not Jalen Hurts. - Yes, it was. 369 00:12:42,671 --> 00:12:44,508 Oh, don't take his side, Gritty. 370 00:12:44,541 --> 00:12:46,779 - Well, he's right. - That was definitely Jalen Hurts. 371 00:12:46,813 --> 00:12:48,249 Uh, you know what, Gritty, we don't need you anymore. 372 00:12:48,283 --> 00:12:49,652 Why don't you take a hike, pal? 373 00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:51,289 Appreciate it. 374 00:12:52,642 --> 00:12:53,471 Goddamn it. 375 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,798 Hold on a second. Oh, it's Charlie. What... Wait, wait, wait. 376 00:12:55,831 --> 00:12:57,534 - What do you want, man? - Hey, uh, 377 00:12:57,567 --> 00:12:59,672 Dennis, uh, get to Frank as fast as you can. 378 00:12:59,705 --> 00:13:01,676 I have Malcolm and his dad. 379 00:13:01,709 --> 00:13:03,446 - Are you serious? - I'll explain later. 380 00:13:03,479 --> 00:13:05,116 Just... I'll delay them as long as I can. 381 00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:06,285 Hey, could you maybe just 382 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:07,421 not be on the-the phone? 383 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:08,690 - Yeah? Okay. - Oh, yeah. 384 00:13:08,723 --> 00:13:10,260 Of course, sir. Yeah, I got to go. 385 00:13:10,293 --> 00:13:11,696 - Please? Thank you. - Uh, sorry about that. 386 00:13:11,729 --> 00:13:13,232 - Very unprofessional. - Thank you very much. 387 00:13:13,266 --> 00:13:14,401 - Uh, apologies. - Yeah, that's okay. 388 00:13:15,704 --> 00:13:17,174 Does it smell funky in here? 389 00:13:17,207 --> 00:13:18,676 Very funky. 390 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,848 - Oh, you guys picking up an aroma? - Yeah. 391 00:13:20,881 --> 00:13:22,551 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, all right. 392 00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,464 You... There might be a funk to it, Mr. Malcolm. 393 00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:25,858 I did vomit in here earlier. 394 00:13:25,891 --> 00:13:28,730 Oh, oh, great. Thank you for that. 395 00:13:28,763 --> 00:13:32,304 Wow. And my name is not Mr. Malcolm, it's Aaron. 396 00:13:32,337 --> 00:13:34,174 Okay, I got you. Yeah, yeah. 397 00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:35,477 We can go by whatever code name 398 00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:37,147 you feel most comfortable with, sir. 399 00:13:37,180 --> 00:13:38,716 You know, I can't imagine the pressures of being 400 00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,620 - a Hollywood celebrity. - Oh, oh, please, please, please! 401 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:41,823 - Watch the road, watch the road. - Oh, yeah! Shit! 402 00:13:41,857 --> 00:13:44,161 - Jesus. - Pardon my language. 403 00:13:44,194 --> 00:13:46,132 Yeah, sorry about that. Uh, pardon my driving. 404 00:13:46,165 --> 00:13:48,169 I haven't driven a car in a long, long time. 405 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,607 I... We really got to start vetting these drivers. 406 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,845 Okay? If we're driving around in these crappy town cars 407 00:13:52,879 --> 00:13:54,816 with lunatics and now we're flying coach? 408 00:13:54,849 --> 00:13:55,885 - Counterpoint. - Coach? 409 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,889 I do like the grit. 410 00:13:57,922 --> 00:13:59,558 - Oh, my God. - Don't you? 411 00:13:59,591 --> 00:14:01,462 I mean, it's associating with the common man. 412 00:14:01,495 --> 00:14:02,764 - Talking about me? - Yes. 413 00:14:02,799 --> 00:14:04,635 - Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 414 00:14:04,668 --> 00:14:06,339 - Absolutely. - When I first stepped onto the boards 415 00:14:06,372 --> 00:14:08,309 in the Great White Way of Broadway... 416 00:14:08,343 --> 00:14:11,482 - Oh, and here we go again about Broadway. - Was I in the role 417 00:14:11,515 --> 00:14:13,219 - of Richard III? No. - Were you? No? 418 00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:14,621 - Slipping it in, of course. - No. 419 00:14:14,655 --> 00:14:16,325 - I was his understudy. - Okay. 420 00:14:16,359 --> 00:14:17,895 I never really got to be on stage. 421 00:14:17,929 --> 00:14:19,498 - Okay. - But I was very close. 422 00:14:19,531 --> 00:14:21,335 You had to earn it, huh? 423 00:14:21,369 --> 00:14:23,740 - You had to earn it. - It's all about the work, isn't it? 424 00:14:23,773 --> 00:14:24,876 - See? He's working, we're working. - Yeah, right? 425 00:14:24,909 --> 00:14:26,479 Yeah, we're... We are working. 426 00:14:26,512 --> 00:14:28,917 Now, you can never forget where you came from. 427 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,322 - Remember how you got here? Remember, huh? - Yes. 428 00:14:31,355 --> 00:14:34,361 This clown lost all of his money playing slots 429 00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,900 - at Pechanga. Yeah. - It... I-I... 430 00:14:36,933 --> 00:14:38,937 No, you have a problem. You know you have a problem. 431 00:14:38,971 --> 00:14:41,242 The first step: admitting you have a problem. 432 00:14:41,275 --> 00:14:44,415 I admit I am a servant to the gods of chance. 433 00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:45,750 I pray at their altar. 434 00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:47,254 - Yeah, way too much. - Come on, baby. 435 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,289 - Way too much. - Yeah, come on, baby! 436 00:14:49,486 --> 00:14:50,326 Let 'er roll! 437 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,197 - Let 'er rip! - No, this guy was a week away 438 00:14:52,230 --> 00:14:54,401 from sucking off tourists, okay? 439 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:57,207 - Oh, my God. - To pay his rent, and you know that. 440 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,776 Fellas, you're not gonna have to suck anyone off. 441 00:14:58,811 --> 00:15:01,248 I'm taking you guys straight to a private plane today. 442 00:15:01,282 --> 00:15:03,424 - Hmm? - Oh, great. Finally. See? See? 443 00:15:03,459 --> 00:15:04,823 There you go. Aren't you happy? 444 00:15:04,856 --> 00:15:06,358 - Doesn't that feel nice? - I'm very happy. Yes. 445 00:15:06,392 --> 00:15:07,962 Finally. Okay. 446 00:15:07,995 --> 00:15:10,266 Sorry, I happen to be getting another-another call here. 447 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,702 - I got to take it. Hello, this is the driver. - Oh, my... 448 00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:14,541 Hey, Charlie! You said to call when we landed. 449 00:15:14,575 --> 00:15:16,545 What? We landed? 450 00:15:16,579 --> 00:15:19,518 We landed 20 minutes ago. I'm just gassing up. 451 00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:21,455 Oh, goddamn it, why didn't you tell me that? 452 00:15:21,489 --> 00:15:23,526 I wouldn't have eaten the disgusting oysters. 453 00:15:23,559 --> 00:15:24,829 - Ugh. - You ate those oysters? 454 00:15:24,863 --> 00:15:26,432 What? You told me to. 455 00:15:26,465 --> 00:15:28,636 That can is from a shellfish company I started 456 00:15:28,669 --> 00:15:30,273 with Tony Danza back in the '80s. 457 00:15:30,306 --> 00:15:32,411 Tony's Oysters in a Can-za? 458 00:15:32,444 --> 00:15:34,381 - It was a catchy name. Didn't go anywhere. - Goddamn you. 459 00:15:34,415 --> 00:15:35,951 Gross. I am out of here. 460 00:15:36,238 --> 00:15:37,521 Frank? 461 00:15:37,554 --> 00:15:39,310 - Charlie. - Uh, this is Mr. Frank. 462 00:15:39,345 --> 00:15:40,392 He's the owner of the plane. 463 00:15:40,427 --> 00:15:41,595 - Oh, perfect. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 464 00:15:41,629 --> 00:15:43,801 Uh, yes, Mr. Frank? I have the father and son. 465 00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:46,840 You got them, Charlie? Bring them over right away. 466 00:15:46,873 --> 00:15:49,548 All right. Ha, ha! 467 00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:51,015 Charlie got Malcolm and his dad. 468 00:15:51,048 --> 00:15:52,684 Oh, shit. Are you serious? 469 00:15:52,717 --> 00:15:54,721 - Oh, I'm staying. - What are you talking about? 470 00:15:54,755 --> 00:15:56,692 You've been complaining about getting off the plane. 471 00:15:56,725 --> 00:15:58,396 Now all of a sudden you're staying? 472 00:15:59,116 --> 00:16:00,389 All right. Hey, guys. Come on. 473 00:16:00,424 --> 00:16:01,469 Let's go. Out of the cabin. 474 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,872 What-what... I'm not leaving my plane. 475 00:16:02,905 --> 00:16:04,708 Oh, no, we've had this whole situation 476 00:16:04,741 --> 00:16:07,388 where Jalen Hurts felt trapped and he just freaked out 477 00:16:07,423 --> 00:16:08,583 - and ran away. - It was not Jalen Hurts, okay? 478 00:16:08,616 --> 00:16:09,986 - It was literally just some Black guy. - I... It was definitely 479 00:16:10,019 --> 00:16:11,589 - Jalen Hurts. Either way, - It was not Jalen Hurts. 480 00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:12,959 - let's just go. Let's go. - Let's go. Come on. 481 00:16:12,992 --> 00:16:14,544 - Up, up, up. - Ugh, all right, all right. 482 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,510 Now, this is how to travel. 483 00:16:22,511 --> 00:16:23,914 Yeah. 484 00:16:23,947 --> 00:16:26,752 Yeah, but I always wonder at whose expense. 485 00:16:27,174 --> 00:16:28,723 You know, when I was making my way 486 00:16:28,756 --> 00:16:30,660 on the Great White Way of Broadway... 487 00:16:30,693 --> 00:16:32,531 - Oh, my God. Jesus... Hey. - It was hard. 488 00:16:32,564 --> 00:16:34,067 You know, I-I have an idea. 489 00:16:34,101 --> 00:16:35,971 Why don't you just shut your eyes and go to sleep? 490 00:16:36,005 --> 00:16:39,311 And then I will let you know when you can wake up. 491 00:16:39,344 --> 00:16:41,315 - Okay? Shh. - Okay. Thank you. 492 00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:42,985 Okay. 493 00:16:43,019 --> 00:16:44,856 - Oh, but sleep's for pussies. - Geez. 494 00:16:44,889 --> 00:16:47,327 Let's party, am I right? Hey, guys, I'm Dee. 495 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,097 Jesus, where'd you come from? 496 00:16:49,131 --> 00:16:51,035 I didn't know we were sharing the plane. 497 00:16:51,068 --> 00:16:53,072 - Yeah, I... - Ah! 498 00:16:53,105 --> 00:16:54,976 Hi, I'm Frank, the owner. 499 00:16:55,009 --> 00:16:56,847 And you don't have to share the plane. 500 00:16:56,880 --> 00:17:00,420 This plane, this pretty little bird can be yours 501 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:03,092 for a mere price of $35 mil. 502 00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:04,695 Sorry, actually, um... 503 00:17:04,728 --> 00:17:06,599 - It's a beautiful bird. - Hey, guys, don't worry. 504 00:17:06,632 --> 00:17:07,969 We're not-not here to sell you a plane. Frank, please, don't. 505 00:17:08,002 --> 00:17:09,939 Yeah, we want to... We-we'd sell the plane 506 00:17:09,973 --> 00:17:11,742 - We would, but that's not the point. - if you would go for it, 507 00:17:11,775 --> 00:17:13,446 - you'd buy it. - Just... We're not selling the plane. 508 00:17:13,479 --> 00:17:14,615 - Okay, we're here to sell you, um... - A lifestyle 509 00:17:14,648 --> 00:17:16,352 - No, no. - and ill-fitting suits. 510 00:17:16,385 --> 00:17:17,889 No, no, no, uh, that-that's also wrong. 511 00:17:17,922 --> 00:17:19,424 - We're not selling any of that, okay? - Okay. 512 00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:20,693 No, no, no. Let's-let's... No. 513 00:17:20,727 --> 00:17:21,863 We're here to sell you a, uh... 514 00:17:21,897 --> 00:17:23,466 Nickelschläger! 515 00:17:23,499 --> 00:17:24,969 No, goddamn it! None of that. 516 00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:26,572 None of that. Okay, listen-listen to me. Listen. 517 00:17:26,605 --> 00:17:27,607 - Look, we're just... Listen. - He's the driver. 518 00:17:27,641 --> 00:17:29,144 Let's just start over, okay? 519 00:17:29,177 --> 00:17:31,048 We're gonna start all over, and we're gonna do it 520 00:17:31,081 --> 00:17:32,919 with a firm handshake. 521 00:17:33,921 --> 00:17:35,858 Oh. I'm not supposed to. 522 00:17:35,891 --> 00:17:37,360 - Oh, come on, man. - I think you're in 523 00:17:37,394 --> 00:17:38,729 an abusive relationship. 524 00:17:38,763 --> 00:17:41,635 Okay! This is absolutely insane. 525 00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,139 Put your hand down, Bryan. 526 00:17:43,172 --> 00:17:45,476 But I don't mind shaking his hand, really, I don't... 527 00:17:45,510 --> 00:17:47,706 No, put it down, you silly little bitch. 528 00:17:47,741 --> 00:17:48,749 Put it down. 529 00:17:48,774 --> 00:17:50,453 - Put it down. - No. 530 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:51,823 Don't you touch him. 531 00:17:51,856 --> 00:17:53,961 I said no. 532 00:17:53,994 --> 00:17:56,565 What? Oh, my God. 533 00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:58,535 What is happening? 534 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,592 Sit down. 535 00:18:01,627 --> 00:18:02,777 Please, just sit down. 536 00:18:03,646 --> 00:18:05,550 - You want us to sit down? - Sit down, please, 537 00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:07,587 - all of you. - We-we will sit down. 538 00:18:07,621 --> 00:18:08,890 Yeah, why don't we all sit down? 539 00:18:08,924 --> 00:18:12,063 I don't ask for a lot. 540 00:18:12,097 --> 00:18:14,668 An Emmy here, a Tony there. 541 00:18:14,701 --> 00:18:17,641 Little pocket change for the one-armed succubus in Reno. 542 00:18:17,674 --> 00:18:18,844 But you. 543 00:18:20,213 --> 00:18:22,885 You, you're... It's never enough for you. 544 00:18:22,919 --> 00:18:24,688 You want it all. 545 00:18:24,721 --> 00:18:26,759 And you deceived me into thinking 546 00:18:26,793 --> 00:18:29,918 that-that I wanted it all, too, and I don't. 547 00:18:29,953 --> 00:18:32,537 And you took charge of our little operation, 548 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,474 and ever since then, 549 00:18:34,508 --> 00:18:38,416 you've been... you've been controlling my life. 550 00:18:40,821 --> 00:18:43,426 You control everything. 551 00:18:45,864 --> 00:18:47,033 Or do you? 552 00:18:49,839 --> 00:18:51,876 Maybe... 553 00:18:51,910 --> 00:18:55,276 you are the one being deceived. 554 00:18:55,311 --> 00:18:57,922 Maybe being the front man 555 00:18:57,955 --> 00:19:00,560 of an alcohol business 556 00:19:00,593 --> 00:19:03,867 places your head so far out in front of you 557 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:06,672 that you don't even realize 558 00:19:06,705 --> 00:19:09,177 that your neck is exposed. 559 00:19:09,211 --> 00:19:12,250 Enough to be lopped off 560 00:19:12,283 --> 00:19:14,021 by a public 561 00:19:14,054 --> 00:19:16,258 so thirsty to taste the blood 562 00:19:16,292 --> 00:19:18,797 of greedy celebrities. 563 00:19:20,801 --> 00:19:22,972 So, when they come... 564 00:19:23,005 --> 00:19:25,476 and they will... 565 00:19:25,510 --> 00:19:27,815 who are they gonna come after, huh? 566 00:19:27,848 --> 00:19:30,720 The sweet, hapless boob... 567 00:19:31,956 --> 00:19:34,829 or the slick-talking, scheming millennial? 568 00:19:38,202 --> 00:19:40,974 So, I ask you... 569 00:19:41,943 --> 00:19:43,847 bitch... 570 00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:48,789 who is really in charge here? 571 00:19:53,666 --> 00:19:55,203 Boom. 572 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:58,175 And that, my friends, 573 00:19:58,209 --> 00:19:59,778 is acting. 574 00:20:00,892 --> 00:20:01,949 What? Wow! 575 00:20:01,982 --> 00:20:04,054 - What? - Wait, wait. 576 00:20:04,087 --> 00:20:05,790 - That was... - That-that was all fake? 577 00:20:05,824 --> 00:20:07,627 Made it all up. Fake, fake, fake, fake. 578 00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:09,097 No offense, anything I said. 579 00:20:09,131 --> 00:20:10,133 - Oh, no, you're welcome... - I was just joking. 580 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,702 But I do love to perform. 581 00:20:11,735 --> 00:20:13,672 - I do, it's in my blood. - You got the stuff. 582 00:20:13,706 --> 00:20:16,011 Uh, you should consider doing a drama, Mr. Middle. 583 00:20:16,045 --> 00:20:17,714 - You really should consider doing drama. - Yeah. 584 00:20:17,747 --> 00:20:19,151 - That's a good idea. - I think you got the goods, man. 585 00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:20,822 Hey, so listen, do you guys want to invest? 586 00:20:21,188 --> 00:20:23,059 - Boss? - Fuck no. 587 00:20:23,092 --> 00:20:25,763 - Fuck no! No. - Fuck no! 588 00:20:25,798 --> 00:20:26,966 Of course not. I don't want to spend 589 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,602 another moment with you crazies. 590 00:20:28,636 --> 00:20:29,872 - Not another minute. - You people are insane. 591 00:20:29,906 --> 00:20:31,943 Get me off this plane. 592 00:21:10,988 --> 00:21:17,066 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com