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That hits.

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I am so psyched that we're going back.

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- Yeah, yes.
- Yeah, yeah.

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You guys, I mean, arcade
games, pizza, comedy.

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- What more do you want in a place?
- You can't beat it.

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The best part about
Risk E. Rat's, though,

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is that they make kids feel
like they're the ones in charge.

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- Yeah...
- Totally.

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Like, that's where
I became a man

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and saw my first set of
boobies, at Risk E.'s.

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- Really? - Uh-huh.
- Wait, what?

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Wait a minute. Hold on.
I don't know about this.

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Oh, yeah, dude,
Justine the Teen Dream.

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She was one of the robots in
the Animatronic No Rules Band.

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- You guys remember that?
- Yeah, of course.

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Right, so if you got off
the Train to Kid City

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and you snuck backstage, you
could see under her shirt

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- just before she came out to perform.
- Ooh...

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Uh, yeah, I
remember hearing about that,

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but I thought that
was just a legend.

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- That's real, dude.
- No, that was real, dude.

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- You saw them?
- I saw 'em, I saw 'em.

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- Yeah. Yeah.
- That was the fir-first set of boobs I ever saw

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- since my mom's, so...
- Yeah.

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Do they still have that
room where they paddle you

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- if you're out of line?
- Oh, no, uh, in our day

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they called it
the Time-Out Room.

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And you would just
go and sit there

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and fester in your candy-fueled
rage for about 20 minutes.

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Then you learned your lesson,

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and they'd send you back out
to unleash it on the kids.

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Yeah, listen, at
the end of the day

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it's all part of the fun.

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I know, but speaking of
fun, let's keep the song...

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- Yeah, yeah, turn the song back on.
- Yeah, crank that shit.

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- Oh, yeah.
- Oh-ho!

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They really spruced
this place up, huh?

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- Looks good.
- Yeah, yeah.

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But it still sounds the
same, though, right?

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But, boy, that noise sure
would send the parents running,

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- wouldn't it?
- Yeah.

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Oh, remember
when the moms would go

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- in the padded bar?
- Oh, yeah, they soundproofed it.

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Yeah, they soundproofed it
so you couldn't hear it.

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— Yeah.
- Oh, they would get hammered.

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What you
got there, bozo?

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Just need you to
sign these waivers.

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Eh, no waivers, no.

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I'm not really
supposed to let you in

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unless you sign this.

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Oh, yeah, well, listen.

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Well, I agree it's
total bullshit

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that we would have
to sign a waiver

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and also that we
could bum-rush you

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and there's nothing
you could do about it.

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But you know what?
Listen, today

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we're just gonna have fun,
we're not gonna do any of that.

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We'll sign your goddamn waivers,

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but I want you to know
that, for the record,

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we're doing this under protest.

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Sure, I don't care.

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- Okay. Cool, man.
- Hey, here's a little something for you.

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That's not my name.

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Yeah, I just went...

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There's a bottom
section, too... okay.

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- All right, man.
- None of 'em are really...

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Okay.

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Mmm.

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What the hell are you doing?

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Drinking water.

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What does it look
like I'm do...?

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Get the hell out of here!

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Frank, what...?

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- I guess he's thirsty.
- Yeah.

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All right, well, we have a few
hours before the show begins.

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I was thinking I would
go redeem my old tickets

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and then maybe play
some Skee-Ball.

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- Yeah, good call, man. Nice. Have fun, have fun.
- Yeah?

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- Get it, go ahead. Yo.
- Hey, uh, Charlie, um,

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I can't get past

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- this whole Justine the Teen Dream thing.
- Sure.

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And this feeling that I just
missed out on my childhood.

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- Yeah, mm-hmm.
- And I'm just wondering if

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- maybe you want to...
- Yes, I do.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah, let's go.

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Uh... Well, they're
gonna go check out

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some animatronic titties, so...

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Hey, you want to
do the joke hunt?

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- Yeah! Did you have that when you were a kid?
- Yeah.

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Where you search around for
the little pieces of cheese

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and they have jokes attached?

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Yeah, and if you got 'em all...

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- Yeah.
- you'd get to meet Risk E. himself.

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And he'd do his whole
routine for you.

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Where he would smack
his kids in the head

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because they were pieces of shit

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and then he would
bust his brother

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because he was a lazy drunk.

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That was so funny.

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— Oh, yeah.
- I mean, that, that's funny.

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They changed it a
bit by-by the '80s.

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- Oh.
- Yeah, I think they...

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It was a little bit
more highbrow and, like,

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um, uh, topical,

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like, like, uh, like
diverse ethnic stuff.

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Oh, ethnic, yeah. Racist.

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Mm, no, no. Not, not racist.

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Thinks like, um, you know,
like making fun of people

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for not belonging here.

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Right? Or like, like it's
funny when people sound funny

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because they're, they
don't, they're not from...

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they're not from here.

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Yeah, because of their race.

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Hmm, I don't think that
was it because it was like,

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it's like a fish out of water...

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- kind of...
- Uh, okay.

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Satire? I don't know.

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I can't wait to see
who the victims are

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these days.

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- Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Totally.
- Yeah. Let's go.

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- Let's-let's go find some cheese.
- Let's... okay.

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Let's go. Let's go this way.

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- Yeah.
- Come on.

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No more Game Boys, but
they do have a PlayStation.

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That's an upgrade.

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- Can I help you, sir?
- Ah, yes, you can.

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I brought my tickets and
I'd like to make a purchase.

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Where are your guns?

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Uh, excuse me?

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Uh, the gun section.

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I'm very specifically
looking for Risk E.'s rifle.

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It had a real heavy feel to it,

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it was very realistic,
had a good smoky bang.

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I used to put pebbles in there

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and I could fire them, like,
right at Charlie's eye.

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It was awesome.

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Oh, uh, I don't think we
have anything like that.

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We have an orange space laser.

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What the hell am I supposed to
do with an orange space laser?

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Have you ever seen anybody use
a space laser in real life?

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How do I simulate

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real-world violence with
something like that?

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Why would you want to
simulate real-world violence?

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To get it out of
my system, bozo.

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All right, fine. Forget it.

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Just get me one of those, um...

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switchblades that are combs.

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I don't know what that is.

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The switchblades
that become combs

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that you can threaten
your friends with,

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but then you don't know
whether it's a blade or a comb.

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You know what I'm talking about?

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Okay, how about
some of that, um...

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can you get me some of that gum

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that I can put in my mouth
and pretend like I got,

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like, a big old fat lip and
spit all over the place?

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You know what I'm
talking about? The...

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I don't think we have those...

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What about the candy cigarettes?
Give me candy cigarettes!

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Those were discontinued
because cigarettes are illegal.

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Okay, for Christ's sakes,

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can you get me like...

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the extra large
Atomic FireBalls?

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I believe they were
considered a choking hazard.

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Oh, my God, a-a
box of Nerds, nerd.

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Now, Nerds.

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Oh, you got those.

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What the...?

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What is, what is this?
Where's the mouse hall?

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Hold on a second.

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What, what? So you're telling
me they shut down the-the-the

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Ride to Kid City
for a superstore?

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I mean, there's
clearly no mouse hall.

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There's no way to
access this thing.

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- Dude, what are they doing, man?
- I don't know...

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Also, okay, what's up
with the helmet, right?

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Risk E. does
not wear a helmet, remember?

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If he would fall and hit
his head, he would say...

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"That's what the bone's for."

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"That's what the
bone was for," right?

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And he'd come up, he'd crack
you on the back of the head.

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He'd smack you in
the back of the head.

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- "That's what the bone is for!"
- "Bone is for!"

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I mean, that was, like...

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- part of the fun of it.
- It's unbelievable, man.

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- Things change, I-I get that.
- Okay, fine.

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- Things change, right?
- Yeah.

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I mean, look, I don't
want to be that old guy

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who's, like, complaining about
the way things used to be,

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but, you know, I, uh...

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- Want to see boobs.
- I just do.

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You didn't get to see 'em,

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and it was a big part
of the experience.

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They knew that you needed that.

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Risk E. knew that
you needed that.

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They knew you were curious.
It wasn't a big deal.

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- Yeah.
- The boys, they need something to as... you know.

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Yeah, yeah. It's
great for the boys.

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And it's also good for the
girls because then they know

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what they're supposed
to look like.

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It's aspirational.
I mean, this,

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I don't think this is
the work of Risk E.

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You know what I mean? Like...

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I feel like Risk E.'s
walled off in there,

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and-and I think

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Risk E. would want us to
take a risk right now.

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He would want us to do it.

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Do it, whatever we
want. Watch my back.

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- No one looking?
- Uh-huh.

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Oh.

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- Okay.
- All right.

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Good, I think you ma-made
some headway, though.

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These balls have
no weight to 'em.

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Back in my day, you could crush
a man's skull with one of these.

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Oh, hey, you're pretty good.

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Thanks.

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I'm going for 10,000 tickets.

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Oh, yeah? Dude,
I got like 7,000.

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What? How do you have so many?

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I was really good
back in the day.

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Better than you.

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Oh, well, I only have 1,500.

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Oh, you know what we should
do? We should pool our tickets,

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and that way we can get, like,
the biggest prize they have.

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Uh, I don't think you're
allowed to do that.

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Yeah, you can.
This is America.

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You can do whatever
the fuck you want.

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You just cursed.

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So what? We're in an arcade.

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And there's no adults around.

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Hey, do you know how much candy

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we can get with
this many tickets?

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I'm not allowed to eat candy.
I have to ask my parents.

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You don't have to ask
your parents anything.

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You can eat as much
candy as you want.

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You're at Risk E. Rat's.
That's the whole point.

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You can do whatever you want.

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- I want my mom.
- You're not getting your mom!

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Whoa! Everything
okay over here?

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Looks like someone might
need to take a breather.

241
00:08:17,847 --> 00:08:19,108
We don't need a breather.

242
00:08:19,109 --> 00:08:20,892
All right? I'm
just...

243
00:08:20,893 --> 00:08:22,285
I'm navigating
something with the kid.

244
00:08:22,286 --> 00:08:23,416
'Cause you're a jerk.

245
00:08:23,417 --> 00:08:24,722
You're a jerk, and
now we're in trouble,

246
00:08:24,723 --> 00:08:25,941
and now we have to go
to the Time-Out Room.

247
00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:31,947
I tell you what, I don't
care for these new scanners.

248
00:08:31,948 --> 00:08:33,949
You know, it was just so much
cooler when they were like...

249
00:08:33,950 --> 00:08:36,995
- Yeah.
- little plastic pieces of cheese with the joke on 'em.

250
00:08:36,996 --> 00:08:39,084
You'd read the joke and
toss it in the trash.

251
00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:40,303
You know what they,
they used to do?

252
00:08:40,304 --> 00:08:41,783
They used to put 'em
on the waitresses

253
00:08:41,784 --> 00:08:43,132
without them knowing it.

254
00:08:43,133 --> 00:08:44,612
- Really?
- Yeah, that was the fun thing,

255
00:08:44,613 --> 00:08:46,135
because then you
could cop a feel

256
00:08:46,136 --> 00:08:47,571
and they couldn't say anything

257
00:08:47,572 --> 00:08:50,139
because if they did,
they'd lose their jobs.

258
00:08:50,140 --> 00:08:51,314
- Yeah.
- That's terrible.

259
00:08:51,315 --> 00:08:53,185
No, it was the
'50s. It was fine.

260
00:08:53,186 --> 00:08:55,971
- Right.
- Yo, folks. Got your mozzarella sticks.

261
00:08:55,972 --> 00:08:57,886
Oh, yeah. Thank you so much.

262
00:08:57,887 --> 00:09:00,453
Please be careful, they're hot.

263
00:09:00,454 --> 00:09:01,629
- Hmm.
- Are they hot, dork?

264
00:09:01,630 --> 00:09:03,631
Are you trying to tell me that

265
00:09:03,632 --> 00:09:05,894
these sticks of molten
cheese that just came out of

266
00:09:05,895 --> 00:09:07,330
the deep fryer, they're hot?

267
00:09:07,331 --> 00:09:08,505
Well, yeah, I don't
want you to get burned.

268
00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:09,767
Thank you so much
for helping me out.

269
00:09:09,768 --> 00:09:10,812
What'd I've done if
you weren't here?

270
00:09:10,813 --> 00:09:12,074
Bye. Beat it. Bye, Jesse.

271
00:09:12,075 --> 00:09:13,292
Sorry.

272
00:09:13,293 --> 00:09:15,120
- I mean...
- I'm talking about it.

273
00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:16,992
- Yeah.
- There's one.

274
00:09:16,993 --> 00:09:19,342
- Ooh!
- I found it. Look, over there.

275
00:09:19,343 --> 00:09:20,735
- Where?
- Right over there.

276
00:09:20,736 --> 00:09:23,564
- Oh, my God. Ooh.
- Un-Un-Under the table.

277
00:09:23,565 --> 00:09:25,000
He wasn't joking.

278
00:09:25,001 --> 00:09:27,089
Hey, guys.

279
00:09:27,090 --> 00:09:30,527
- You having a good time?
- Hey there, Dingbat Duck.

280
00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:33,791
- Yes, we are.
- Uh, actually, it's Dapper Duck now.

281
00:09:33,792 --> 00:09:37,012
How do you like the
delectable duds?

282
00:09:37,013 --> 00:09:39,057
It's not Dapper Duck.
You're-you're Dingbat Duck.

283
00:09:39,058 --> 00:09:40,798
Oh, hey, and where's your
stutter? That was your...

284
00:09:40,799 --> 00:09:42,408
- the funny thing you did.
- Yeah, yeah, where-where's the...?

285
00:09:42,409 --> 00:09:45,542
Oh, I don't stutter. I
have delightful diction.

286
00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:46,761
No, you don't. No, you d...

287
00:09:46,762 --> 00:09:50,503
you d-d-d-d-d-do-do
st-st-st-st-stutter.

288
00:09:50,504 --> 00:09:52,636
And that's the only thing
that's funny about you.

289
00:09:52,637 --> 00:09:53,681
- That was good.
- He's laughing.

290
00:09:53,682 --> 00:09:54,856
- Yeah.
- See?

291
00:09:54,857 --> 00:09:56,031
You were, you were the retard.

292
00:09:56,032 --> 00:09:57,641
Whoa, whoa.

293
00:09:57,642 --> 00:09:59,164
- What?
- Don't say... come on, don't say that.

294
00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:00,339
Well, he's a duck.

295
00:10:00,340 --> 00:10:01,863
I wouldn't say
that about a human.

296
00:10:01,864 --> 00:10:03,995
But you're telling me I
can't say a duck is retarded?

297
00:10:03,996 --> 00:10:06,041
- Yes.
- No? What do you mean?

298
00:10:06,042 --> 00:10:08,652
Suppose he walked up here,
and his feet were on backwards

299
00:10:08,653 --> 00:10:10,915
and his beak was on
the inside of his head,

300
00:10:10,916 --> 00:10:12,569
what, then I could
call him retarded?

301
00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:13,701
Well, no. Then
you're dealing with

302
00:10:13,702 --> 00:10:15,354
a mutant duck, and
that's not funny.

303
00:10:15,355 --> 00:10:18,531
But his whole shtick was that
he would drool and slobber

304
00:10:18,532 --> 00:10:20,403
- and-and, you know, he was like...
- Yeah. Yeah.

305
00:10:20,404 --> 00:10:25,364
He could b-b-b-b-b-b-barely get
the w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-words out.

306
00:10:25,365 --> 00:10:28,063
- His mouth was retarded.
- Stop saying "retarded."

307
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,588
'Cause I didn't see anything
backstage and... Oh, shit.

308
00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,938
Okay. Look, look,
look at, look at this.

309
00:10:33,939 --> 00:10:36,071
Oh, man, this is, this is sad.

310
00:10:36,072 --> 00:10:37,986
And they stuck 'em
all in storage, dude.

311
00:10:37,987 --> 00:10:39,378
The whole band is here, dude.

312
00:10:39,379 --> 00:10:42,730
You got Spaz the drummer,
Chef Greaseball Linguini.

313
00:10:42,731 --> 00:10:44,253
- Oh.
- Dr. Slice

314
00:10:44,254 --> 00:10:46,255
the Funky Funkosapien
or whatever he was.

315
00:10:46,256 --> 00:10:47,735
Was he supposed to be Black?

316
00:10:47,736 --> 00:10:50,128
- Yeah. I, yeah, I-I think so.
- Yeah.

317
00:10:50,129 --> 00:10:51,390
And you know what? Now
that I think of it,

318
00:10:51,391 --> 00:10:52,696
it's good that
they're updating that.

319
00:10:52,697 --> 00:10:55,090
I mean, you can't have
a purple character

320
00:10:55,091 --> 00:10:56,744
- that does a Black voice.
- Why not?

321
00:10:56,745 --> 00:10:59,094
Well, because...

322
00:10:59,095 --> 00:11:00,704
If you're gonna put a
Black person in the band,

323
00:11:00,705 --> 00:11:02,053
it's got to be
representative of...

324
00:11:02,054 --> 00:11:03,620
It was a white guy
doing the voice.

325
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,100
- That was the problem.
- Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

326
00:11:05,101 --> 00:11:06,579
- Yeah, yeah.
- It was a white guy doing a Black voice...

327
00:11:06,580 --> 00:11:07,929
- No, no, no, that's...
- in a purple costume.

328
00:11:07,930 --> 00:11:09,191
That's not a good look,
you know what I mean?

329
00:11:09,192 --> 00:11:10,279
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No.
For sure, for sure.

330
00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,280
Yeah, so...

331
00:11:11,281 --> 00:11:12,455
But they are purple.

332
00:11:12,456 --> 00:11:13,543
Who? What?

333
00:11:13,544 --> 00:11:15,153
Monsters. You know, like...

334
00:11:15,154 --> 00:11:16,633
- Monsters are purple?
- Yeah.

335
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:19,549
Blue, green, purple, orange,
and we can't just, like,

336
00:11:19,550 --> 00:11:21,986
not have purple monsters
in bands anymore.

337
00:11:21,987 --> 00:11:24,772
- All right, you know what? I...
- Oh, but they should have

338
00:11:24,773 --> 00:11:27,252
- white voices.
- Well, they should have monster voices.

339
00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:28,514
They should have monster voices

340
00:11:28,515 --> 00:11:29,951
because we need
monster representation.

341
00:11:29,952 --> 00:11:32,605
So we can't just
put them in boxes.

342
00:11:32,606 --> 00:11:34,085
This is all very
complicated stuff, man.

343
00:11:34,086 --> 00:11:35,870
- It is complicated, man.
- It's tough to navigate it, man.

344
00:11:35,871 --> 00:11:37,741
I don't know what the answer
is, so I'm gonna move past it.

345
00:11:37,742 --> 00:11:39,438
- I tell you what, I...
- All right, as long as they can still have

346
00:11:39,439 --> 00:11:40,701
- groovy monsters, you know?
- Yeah.

347
00:11:40,702 --> 00:11:42,615
Look at all this stuff.
Eh, tell you what,

348
00:11:42,616 --> 00:11:44,400
some of this stuff brings
back a lot of memories.

349
00:11:44,401 --> 00:11:45,619
Yeah, yeah.

350
00:11:46,838 --> 00:11:48,492
Oh, no.

351
00:11:49,841 --> 00:11:51,537
- Aw...
- Sweet Justine.

352
00:11:51,538 --> 00:11:53,061
What have they done to you?

353
00:11:53,062 --> 00:11:54,540
Oh, man.

354
00:11:54,541 --> 00:11:56,804
Bam! Look at those.

355
00:11:56,805 --> 00:11:58,631
Hey, you found her torso.

356
00:11:58,632 --> 00:11:59,850
Yeah.

357
00:12:01,157 --> 00:12:02,635
- Hey-hey.
- That looks crazy, man.

358
00:12:02,636 --> 00:12:03,811
That is something
else, isn't it? Mmm.

359
00:12:03,812 --> 00:12:04,812
Yeah, yeah.

360
00:12:04,813 --> 00:12:06,335
Now, are you telling me that

361
00:12:06,336 --> 00:12:10,034
there is a lifelike set of
animatronic breasts under there?

362
00:12:10,035 --> 00:12:11,340
- I am, sir.
- Really?

363
00:12:11,341 --> 00:12:13,995
- Yeah. Very accurate design.
- Huh.

364
00:12:13,996 --> 00:12:16,171
- Uh, nipples.
- Interesting.

365
00:12:16,172 --> 00:12:17,694
- All the curves.
- Fascinating.

366
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,000
- Yeah, wow, good.
- Yeah.

367
00:12:19,001 --> 00:12:21,698
Yeah, okay. So I
will take, uh...

368
00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,134
- Yeah.
- The shirt off.

369
00:12:23,135 --> 00:12:26,137
- Let's, uh, let's pop it off.
- And, uh, I... hmm...

370
00:12:26,138 --> 00:12:28,270
Hmm, I'm sorry, is
it wrong to do this?

371
00:12:28,271 --> 00:12:30,533
If I'm being honest, it
feels wrong to me as well.

372
00:12:30,534 --> 00:12:32,970
- Right, but why? Why would...?
- I don't know.

373
00:12:32,971 --> 00:12:34,624
- Is it 'cause she's underage?
- No.

374
00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:36,539
I mean, she's a
robot, man, like...

375
00:12:36,540 --> 00:12:38,193
- Right. Robot.
- They're ageless.

376
00:12:38,194 --> 00:12:40,195
Now, wait a second.

377
00:12:40,196 --> 00:12:43,154
We could just be two mature men
with an interest in robotics.

378
00:12:43,155 --> 00:12:45,026
This could be science
is what you're saying.

379
00:12:45,027 --> 00:12:47,463
I think this is a
scientific experiment,

380
00:12:47,464 --> 00:12:49,030
and that's one way
to look at it, and...

381
00:12:49,031 --> 00:12:52,033
This is for the good of...
future robots, right?

382
00:12:52,034 --> 00:12:53,295
So, for the good
of... science...

383
00:12:53,296 --> 00:12:54,862
- Yeah.
- I'm just gonna

384
00:12:54,863 --> 00:12:56,080
- go ahead and...
- Yeah.

385
00:12:56,081 --> 00:12:57,647
I'm gonna
slide this down here.

386
00:12:57,648 --> 00:12:58,866
Just for scientific
purposes we can... aah!

387
00:12:58,867 --> 00:13:00,693
Oh, God!

388
00:13:00,694 --> 00:13:02,435
That is...

389
00:13:03,523 --> 00:13:05,046
- What?
- How did they...?

390
00:13:05,047 --> 00:13:07,396
These are not the boobs I
saw, dude, these are not them.

391
00:13:07,397 --> 00:13:09,180
This is so disturbing.

392
00:13:09,181 --> 00:13:11,835
They-they took her tits off.
They literally sanded 'em off!

393
00:13:11,836 --> 00:13:14,838
- They mutilated this poor woman.
- That is disgusting.

394
00:13:14,839 --> 00:13:15,883
Goddamn libs.

395
00:13:15,884 --> 00:13:17,623
- Unbelievable.
- Oh, my God.

396
00:13:17,624 --> 00:13:19,669
And this could be the
religious conservatives, too.

397
00:13:19,670 --> 00:13:21,366
You know, y-you don't know.

398
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,977
- That's true.
- Which kind of...

399
00:13:22,978 --> 00:13:24,630
Lopping tits off feels like a,
feels like a religious move.

400
00:13:24,631 --> 00:13:26,632
- Yeah, that's some kind of like...
- I don't know anymore.

401
00:13:26,633 --> 00:13:28,069
Everybody's crazy these days.

402
00:13:28,070 --> 00:13:29,766
This is nuts, man. I'll
tell you what, though.

403
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,855
This is a sad day
for women's rights.

404
00:13:36,905 --> 00:13:40,429
Now, Mac, tell us how
you're feeling right now.

405
00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:43,127
Well, I... feel angry.

406
00:13:43,128 --> 00:13:44,433
Is there anything else?

407
00:13:44,434 --> 00:13:49,003
Yeah, I feel... misunderstood.

408
00:13:49,004 --> 00:13:50,395
Unheard.

409
00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:52,615
Thank you.

410
00:13:52,616 --> 00:13:54,443
Sam, how are you feeling?

411
00:13:54,444 --> 00:13:56,314
I feel stupid.

412
00:13:56,315 --> 00:13:57,576
You are stupid. It's
'cause you're stupid.

413
00:13:57,577 --> 00:13:58,664
- Shut up. - Now, Mac...
- You shut up.

414
00:13:58,665 --> 00:14:00,275
- Mac.
- He's getting sassy.

415
00:14:00,276 --> 00:14:02,103
- I was not being sassy.
- You were being sassy.

416
00:14:02,104 --> 00:14:03,452
You... Okay, hey, guys.

417
00:14:03,453 --> 00:14:05,671
Honestly, you were both
being a little sassy.

418
00:14:05,672 --> 00:14:09,981
But right now I just want to
hear about Sam's emotions, okay?

419
00:14:11,156 --> 00:14:12,374
Fine.

420
00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:13,810
Thank you.

421
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,246
There's that sass that
I was talking about.

422
00:14:15,247 --> 00:14:17,466
I feel like we're getting
stuck on the sass of it.

423
00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:18,902
It's hard not to get
stuck in the sass.

424
00:14:18,903 --> 00:14:19,903
- I understand.
- I'm mired in the sass

425
00:14:19,904 --> 00:14:21,426
because the kid is so sassy.

426
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:22,601
Let's just let him
talk, and I feel

427
00:14:22,602 --> 00:14:24,647
like it'll all sort itself out.

428
00:14:24,648 --> 00:14:26,562
Fine.

429
00:14:26,563 --> 00:14:31,393
As I was saying, I feel stupid
talking about my feelings.

430
00:14:31,394 --> 00:14:33,395
Like, I don't want to be
in the Feelings Center.

431
00:14:33,396 --> 00:14:35,266
That's not the point
of Risk E. Rat's.

432
00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:37,181
- Hmm.
- We are on the same page there

433
00:14:37,182 --> 00:14:39,096
'cause, like, this
isn't the point.

434
00:14:39,097 --> 00:14:40,750
I don't want to be in the
Feelings Center either,

435
00:14:40,751 --> 00:14:42,926
and, like, he's dead
right about Risk E. Rat's.

436
00:14:42,927 --> 00:14:44,058
That's the whole point of it.

437
00:14:44,059 --> 00:14:45,450
And...

438
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:48,323
I feel I just want to go
out there and have fun.

439
00:14:48,324 --> 00:14:49,541
That's what I want to do, too.

440
00:14:49,542 --> 00:14:50,847
I just want to play
and have fun, and...

441
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,849
- See?
- Good, good.

442
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,504
Hey, here's the question
about that, you guys.

443
00:14:55,505 --> 00:14:58,594
Do we feel like
we've earned that?

444
00:14:58,595 --> 00:14:59,595
Yes.

445
00:14:59,596 --> 00:15:01,945
Okay, well, so do I.

446
00:15:01,946 --> 00:15:04,948
- Let's get out there and have some fun, shall we?
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

447
00:15:04,949 --> 00:15:06,254
We've only been here
for like five minutes.

448
00:15:06,255 --> 00:15:08,691
That's not a punishment.
I-I don't feel punished.

449
00:15:08,692 --> 00:15:10,432
Where-Where's the shame
I'm supposed to be feeling?

450
00:15:10,433 --> 00:15:12,347
There's no shame in
making a mistake, Mac.

451
00:15:12,348 --> 00:15:13,652
Yes, there is.

452
00:15:13,653 --> 00:15:15,089
How else would I know
not to do it anymore?

453
00:15:15,090 --> 00:15:17,091
Hey, listen, man. I'm a
licensed psychotherapist.

454
00:15:17,092 --> 00:15:19,528
You're a talking
dog. I'm out of here.

455
00:15:19,529 --> 00:15:21,356
- Great. - I'm scared.
- I'm sure you are, Sam.

456
00:15:21,357 --> 00:15:22,966
I'm sure you are.

457
00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:24,229
'Cause you're a pussy.

458
00:15:25,187 --> 00:15:26,448
Now, look, look, man, that's...

459
00:15:26,449 --> 00:15:27,753
- that's not your fault.
- Jesus Christ, man.

460
00:15:27,754 --> 00:15:30,060
It's not your fault.
This dog, your parents,

461
00:15:30,061 --> 00:15:33,063
the whole, the whole culture
is grooming you to be a pussy.

462
00:15:33,064 --> 00:15:34,282
You got no freedom,

463
00:15:34,283 --> 00:15:36,284
which means you got no balls.

464
00:15:36,285 --> 00:15:39,330
And then, even when you
actually do get caught

465
00:15:39,331 --> 00:15:42,116
doing something bad, you're
not held accountable.

466
00:15:42,117 --> 00:15:44,031
And if you're not held
accountable, you feel no guilt.

467
00:15:44,032 --> 00:15:45,858
If you feel no guilt,
you feel no shame.

468
00:15:45,859 --> 00:15:48,426
If you got no shame...

469
00:15:48,427 --> 00:15:50,341
you're never gonna
hate yourself enough

470
00:15:50,342 --> 00:15:54,085
to stop being bad
and grow some balls.

471
00:15:55,826 --> 00:15:57,653
You diddle this kid, you're
definitely on camera.

472
00:15:57,654 --> 00:15:59,002
I don't know if you want
to be alone with him.

473
00:16:01,614 --> 00:16:03,050
All right, this
is the last piece.

474
00:16:03,051 --> 00:16:04,312
All right, what's it say?

475
00:16:04,313 --> 00:16:06,314
"What does a nosy pepper do?"

476
00:16:06,315 --> 00:16:08,881
- What?
- "It gets jalapeño business."

477
00:16:08,882 --> 00:16:11,362
That's stupid. Let me see it.

478
00:16:11,363 --> 00:16:13,408
Oh, I get it! You
know what it is?

479
00:16:13,409 --> 00:16:15,236
You got to do it with an accent.

480
00:16:15,237 --> 00:16:17,760
Uh, it gets
"all-up-in-yo" business.

481
00:16:17,761 --> 00:16:19,022
- Get it?
- Yeah, well, that's funny.

482
00:16:19,023 --> 00:16:20,371
- Yeah.
- 'Cause that's Black.

483
00:16:20,372 --> 00:16:22,591
- That's Black.
- Well, n-not necessarily,

484
00:16:22,592 --> 00:16:24,027
but it is sassy.

485
00:16:24,028 --> 00:16:25,986
You just got to put
some sass on there.

486
00:16:25,987 --> 00:16:27,509
It also could be
Mexican, I guess,

487
00:16:27,510 --> 00:16:29,728
'cause of the jalapeño,
that's a Mexican pepper.

488
00:16:29,729 --> 00:16:32,644
- Um, gets "hall-up-in-your" business, see?
- Oh, yeah, that...

489
00:16:32,645 --> 00:16:34,733
I get it, but I got to
know who it's about.

490
00:16:34,734 --> 00:16:36,170
I-I don't think
it's about anybody.

491
00:16:36,171 --> 00:16:37,736
I think it's just
a-a play on words.

492
00:16:37,737 --> 00:16:39,738
But I got to know
who the victim is

493
00:16:39,739 --> 00:16:41,349
in order for me
to laugh at them.

494
00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:43,351
Yeah, I'll tell you what,
in this scenario it's whites

495
00:16:43,352 --> 00:16:44,656
because white people
are the only people

496
00:16:44,657 --> 00:16:46,571
who don't have the accent
to pull off the joke.

497
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,312
- Well, that's racist.
- That is racist,

498
00:16:48,313 --> 00:16:49,400
- and I don't appreciate it.
- That's very racist.

499
00:16:49,401 --> 00:16:50,619
I'll tell you that
much right now.

500
00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:52,403
Is this the satire
you're talking about?

501
00:16:52,404 --> 00:16:54,449
I don't know. If
I'm being honest,

502
00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:56,842
I don't 100% understand
what satire means.

503
00:16:56,843 --> 00:16:59,020
Let's go through the jokes again.

504
00:17:02,066 --> 00:17:03,893
Guys, I hate to admit
it, but this place sucks.

505
00:17:03,894 --> 00:17:06,113
- Yeah, it's not good now, man, you know?
- Yeah, it's the pits.

506
00:17:06,114 --> 00:17:07,549
Really creepy, too.

507
00:17:07,550 --> 00:17:09,029
Like, who are the
weirdos with the kids?

508
00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:10,856
I think it's their parents.

509
00:17:10,857 --> 00:17:13,381
- The parents should be in the bar.
- Charlie, there is no bar.

510
00:17:13,382 --> 00:17:15,296
- What? Are you serious? They got rid of the bar?
- There's no bar?

511
00:17:15,297 --> 00:17:16,775
Oh, that's crazy.

512
00:17:16,776 --> 00:17:18,342
This was, like, one of the
best bars in town, man.

513
00:17:18,343 --> 00:17:19,387
All right, all right,
you know what? Every...

514
00:17:19,388 --> 00:17:20,953
Let's just, everybody calm down.

515
00:17:20,954 --> 00:17:23,739
Okay? We're here, you know?
Let's give it another shot.

516
00:17:23,740 --> 00:17:24,914
Right? The show's
about to begin.

517
00:17:24,915 --> 00:17:26,089
That was always one
of the best parts

518
00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:27,482
of this place anyway,
right? The show.

519
00:17:27,483 --> 00:17:29,658
- Okay. Okay.
- Let's see if the show's good.

520
00:17:29,659 --> 00:17:30,876
- One, one last shot.
- Hard to screw the show up.

521
00:17:30,877 --> 00:17:32,269
They could redeem
themselves here.

522
00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:34,576
Everybody
clap your hands

523
00:17:34,577 --> 00:17:36,882
'cause it's time to party.

524
00:17:36,883 --> 00:17:39,059
Here it comes.

525
00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:40,582
- Okay. Okay.
- Party time, baby.

526
00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:42,192
It's party time.

527
00:17:42,193 --> 00:17:43,585
What are these?

528
00:17:43,586 --> 00:17:44,890
- What's this?
- Earplugs? - Earphones?

529
00:17:44,891 --> 00:17:46,066
- Are you serious?
- No, no, no, no, no.

530
00:17:46,067 --> 00:17:47,197
- No, no, no, no. No.
- Get out of here.

531
00:17:47,198 --> 00:17:48,546
I want to be able
to hear the show.

532
00:17:48,547 --> 00:17:49,634
- Risk E., Risk E...
- This is a jam, right?

533
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:50,722
Has a good beat going.

534
00:17:50,723 --> 00:17:52,855
Yeah, I like that
beat. That's it.

535
00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:00,558
What?

536
00:18:00,559 --> 00:18:02,647
Did he just say
Robbie-pizza.com?

537
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,127
- Did they change the name?
- They can't...

538
00:18:04,128 --> 00:18:05,781
You cannot call a
place a website.

539
00:18:05,782 --> 00:18:06,869
That's crazy.

540
00:18:06,870 --> 00:18:08,175
He's not Risk E. anymore?

541
00:18:08,176 --> 00:18:09,785
He's Robbie now?

542
00:18:09,786 --> 00:18:12,788
This is so depressing,
but, g-guys, we c...

543
00:18:12,789 --> 00:18:14,224
we can't wallow.

544
00:18:14,225 --> 00:18:15,921
We got to do
something about this.

545
00:18:15,922 --> 00:18:17,532
For the sake of the kids!

546
00:18:17,533 --> 00:18:20,535
Okay. So here's what we do.

547
00:18:20,536 --> 00:18:24,060
We recreate the old Risk E.'s
so that these kids can have

548
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,715
the same experience that
we had when we were younger

549
00:18:26,716 --> 00:18:29,109
and they can perhaps
tell the tale.

550
00:18:29,110 --> 00:18:31,633
That's exactly what
I was thinking.

551
00:18:31,634 --> 00:18:34,201
Guys, let's get risky.

552
00:19:16,679 --> 00:19:20,377
Wow. Those kids are jazzed.

553
00:19:20,378 --> 00:19:22,640
- Wow!
- Yeah, man, we're all set here.

554
00:19:24,077 --> 00:19:25,600
Guys, I got to say,
I think we've...

555
00:19:25,601 --> 00:19:26,992
I think we've done something
pretty magical here today.

556
00:19:26,993 --> 00:19:27,993
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah!

557
00:19:27,994 --> 00:19:30,257
Okay. On the count of three,

558
00:19:30,258 --> 00:19:32,346
you open the doors
and let 'em in...

559
00:19:32,347 --> 00:19:35,262
- Yeah.
- And I will throw this switch

560
00:19:35,263 --> 00:19:37,002
and let the real fun begin.

561
00:19:37,003 --> 00:19:38,439
- Yeah, baby.
- Ready?

562
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,528
That's the attitude, Frank.

563
00:19:40,529 --> 00:19:42,704
- Let's do it, let's do it.
- Yeah, all right.

564
00:19:42,705 --> 00:19:46,273
Three, two, one...

565
00:19:46,274 --> 00:19:47,317
Fun!

566
00:19:49,668 --> 00:19:52,888
Where's my son?
Where's my son?

567
00:19:54,978 --> 00:19:56,979
They're standing
right over there. Go get them.

568
00:19:56,980 --> 00:19:58,546
You're not listening to me.

569
00:20:04,335 --> 00:20:07,250
- Well, that got out of hand.
- Yeah.

570
00:20:07,251 --> 00:20:08,556
Yeah, these kids, they just,

571
00:20:08,557 --> 00:20:09,731
th-they weren't prepared
for that amount of fun.

572
00:20:09,732 --> 00:20:10,949
You know what it is?

573
00:20:10,950 --> 00:20:12,516
That's because they
were sheltered too much.

574
00:20:12,517 --> 00:20:14,562
- Right.
- I'm glad that they signed the waiver, though.

575
00:20:14,563 --> 00:20:16,216
Oh, right. No
lawsuits for them.

576
00:20:16,217 --> 00:20:17,869
They can't do shit.

577
00:20:17,870 --> 00:20:20,655
- Nobody can sue.
- Although you didn't, you didn't sign anything.

578
00:20:20,656 --> 00:20:22,570
Ah, they won't find me.

579
00:20:22,571 --> 00:20:24,224
- Hey, should we get out of here?
- Yes. - Probably, yes.

580
00:20:24,225 --> 00:20:26,425
- Let's go, let's go.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's slip out.

