1 00:00:13,393 --> 00:00:15,504 - How cool is that? - That's what I'm saying. 2 00:00:15,505 --> 00:00:17,808 The attention to detail is remarkable. 3 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:20,112 - It's all about the presentation. - What's it made out of? 4 00:00:20,113 --> 00:00:23,820 I don't know. The usual. Like eggs, butter, flour. 5 00:00:23,821 --> 00:00:25,356 - Shit, really? - No... 6 00:00:25,357 --> 00:00:27,293 Oh, it tastes like cardboard. 7 00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:29,297 Hold on a second. What is everybody talking about? 8 00:00:29,298 --> 00:00:31,536 This show. It's amazing. 9 00:00:31,537 --> 00:00:36,879 They get genius bakers to disguise cake as ordinary objects. It's nuts. 10 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:38,382 Nobody gives a shit about cake, Frank. 11 00:00:38,383 --> 00:00:40,386 We're talking about this elegant invitation 12 00:00:40,387 --> 00:00:42,323 - to the Ben Franklin Liberty Ball. - Where'd you get that? 13 00:00:42,324 --> 00:00:44,361 - I threw it in the dumpster. - That's exactly where I got it. 14 00:00:44,362 --> 00:00:46,365 - Oh. - Hang on. 15 00:00:46,366 --> 00:00:49,037 You going in the dumpsters these days? That's kinda my turf, no? 16 00:00:49,038 --> 00:00:50,874 I know, and I'm really sorry. 17 00:00:50,875 --> 00:00:52,343 - It's not so bad in there. - Digging for loose change... 18 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:54,080 - You find some treasures. - Find stuff like this. 19 00:00:54,081 --> 00:00:55,584 - See what I'm saying? - Therein lies the problem. 20 00:00:55,585 --> 00:00:57,253 We're rooting around in trash for opportunities 21 00:00:57,254 --> 00:00:58,957 when we should be attending elite galas. 22 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:01,261 Ah, those galas are a waste of time. 23 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:04,602 I mean, a bunch of rich assholes dressed to the nines, 24 00:01:04,603 --> 00:01:09,010 eating great food, talking about multimillion-dollar business deals. 25 00:01:09,011 --> 00:01:11,415 - That sounds awesome. - That sounds really fun. 26 00:01:11,416 --> 00:01:14,287 The exact kind of thing we brought you into our operation years ago for, Frank. 27 00:01:14,288 --> 00:01:16,559 To do stuff like that to elevate us, 28 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:20,433 not to drag us down by having conversations about what is or isn't cake. 29 00:01:20,434 --> 00:01:21,502 - Right? - Making a good point. 30 00:01:21,503 --> 00:01:24,007 The cake is the whole thing. 31 00:01:24,008 --> 00:01:27,915 You think we can't figure out what is or is not cake, Frank? That's so stupid. 32 00:01:27,916 --> 00:01:30,419 - What are we talking about? - You just don't get it. 33 00:01:30,420 --> 00:01:33,125 Why can't you just die and leave us your money, you know? 34 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:36,064 Like every normal human being, so I don't have to root around in the dumpsters. 35 00:01:36,065 --> 00:01:38,035 - You don't mean that. - I absolutely do mean it. 36 00:01:38,036 --> 00:01:39,872 - In fact, you know what? - Good. 37 00:01:39,873 --> 00:01:41,375 What you hiding in your pockets? Any change in there? 38 00:01:41,376 --> 00:01:43,112 - Get out of here. Get away. - No. Give me your... 39 00:01:43,113 --> 00:01:45,182 - Dee, tickle him. - Don't. Don't, don't, don't! 40 00:01:45,183 --> 00:01:46,519 - Yeah, yeah. Tickle him. - Yeah. 41 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:48,990 Back off, bitch. 42 00:01:48,991 --> 00:01:51,194 - I don't like it. It hurts. - You don't like it? 43 00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:53,031 Oh, yeah? If it hurts, why you laughing? 44 00:01:56,606 --> 00:01:57,842 Uh-oh. 45 00:01:58,577 --> 00:02:00,480 Frank, knock it off. What are you doing? 46 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:07,995 Is he good? 47 00:02:35,049 --> 00:02:38,122 All right, guys, let's not worry, all right? This guy's tough as nails. 48 00:02:38,123 --> 00:02:40,392 I've seen him go into a coma, like, every single night, 49 00:02:40,393 --> 00:02:42,296 and he always pops right up in the morning. 50 00:02:42,297 --> 00:02:43,633 Well, that's just sleep. 51 00:02:43,634 --> 00:02:45,469 - Are you sure? - You're describing sleep. 52 00:02:45,470 --> 00:02:47,473 - You've seen him sleep. - Okay, what's the difference? 53 00:02:47,474 --> 00:02:49,377 Either way, listen, I think our organization 54 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:51,481 is at a bit of a crossroads now. 55 00:02:51,482 --> 00:02:55,122 I mean, this man was our de facto leader, now he's literal dead weight. 56 00:02:55,123 --> 00:02:56,659 It's not like we could just, you know, 57 00:02:56,660 --> 00:02:58,495 wheel him around and plug him in wherever we go. 58 00:02:58,496 --> 00:03:00,667 No, we could. We just get a big battery or something, 59 00:03:00,668 --> 00:03:02,938 - like a Tesla battery. - No. That's so stupid. 60 00:03:02,939 --> 00:03:04,642 They don't make batteries that big. Gonna have to get a generator. 61 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:07,346 - And spend all our money on gas? - Oh, right, right. 62 00:03:07,347 --> 00:03:09,718 But either way, that's not the point I'm trying to make. 63 00:03:09,719 --> 00:03:14,060 What I'm saying is even if he does live, I think we need to move on from this man. 64 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:16,732 Okay, well, look, why don't we just let the lady finish, 65 00:03:16,733 --> 00:03:18,703 and then we devise a plan. Sound good? 66 00:03:18,704 --> 00:03:20,574 - Yeah, that's the right thing to do. - Sure. Yeah. Okay. 67 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:22,177 Sorry. You were saying? 68 00:03:23,046 --> 00:03:24,982 Yes, like I say, 69 00:03:24,983 --> 00:03:28,021 Frank requests to convalesce here instead of hospital. 70 00:03:28,022 --> 00:03:29,290 - Obviously it's happening... - Clearly. 71 00:03:29,291 --> 00:03:31,127 One of you is Deandra? 72 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:33,198 Yeah, that's me. What'd I win? 73 00:03:33,199 --> 00:03:36,572 In event that his heart rate drops below 50 beats per minute, 74 00:03:36,573 --> 00:03:39,010 you will remove life support 75 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:41,448 - and facilitate death. - Why me? 76 00:03:41,449 --> 00:03:43,051 Maybe because you tickled the man to death. 77 00:03:43,052 --> 00:03:45,055 - Yeah. - You think it was the tickling 78 00:03:45,056 --> 00:03:46,424 - and not the decades of whores and drugs... - I don't know. 79 00:03:46,425 --> 00:03:48,395 and living under sewers and bridges? 80 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:50,032 Where's the expression come from? "Tickle a man to death." 81 00:03:50,033 --> 00:03:51,536 "Tickled to death." That's a thing. 82 00:03:51,537 --> 00:03:54,474 - Dee, it's the man's dying wish. - Yeah. 83 00:03:54,475 --> 00:03:57,748 Perhaps you're all experiencing stages of grief. 84 00:03:57,749 --> 00:04:02,356 First is denial, then anger, bargaining, 85 00:04:02,357 --> 00:04:05,095 depression, and acceptance. 86 00:04:05,096 --> 00:04:06,632 Is it lecture time? 87 00:04:06,633 --> 00:04:08,536 - I didn't realize I was back in school. - No. 88 00:04:08,537 --> 00:04:10,740 Professor Doctor over here. Yeah. 89 00:04:10,741 --> 00:04:13,045 - I deny what you're saying, by the way. - Absolutely. It's not that. 90 00:04:13,046 --> 00:04:15,182 - Yeah, let's roll. - No, no, no. Where you going? 91 00:04:15,183 --> 00:04:17,386 We'll come back. We were gonna go to Paddy's and grab some supplies. 92 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:19,725 Yeah. We'll go to Paddy's. We'll get some beers and some more chairs. 93 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:21,762 Uh-huh. What's wrong with the chairs? 94 00:04:21,763 --> 00:04:24,569 Well, there aren't chairs. There's a chair, and it's covered in wax. 95 00:04:25,070 --> 00:04:27,741 - I believe that's cheese. - I don't want to sit in cheese either. 96 00:04:27,742 --> 00:04:29,310 Fine, have it your way. 97 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:31,214 - We'll get cheeseless chairs. - Great. 98 00:04:31,215 --> 00:04:35,056 - Get beers and come right back. - Dee. We'll be right back. 99 00:04:35,423 --> 00:04:37,060 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100 00:04:37,862 --> 00:04:40,299 Hey, just to be clear, we're going to that gala, right? 101 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:42,504 - That's exactly where we're going. - Absolutely. 102 00:04:42,505 --> 00:04:44,541 I just figured in the interest of streamlining things, we cut Dee loose. 103 00:04:44,542 --> 00:04:46,512 - I think that's right. - Does that feel right? 104 00:04:46,513 --> 00:04:49,083 We can't have her there. It's not gonna be a good look for us. 105 00:04:49,084 --> 00:04:52,356 You know, guys, Frank's situation's got me reflecting on, like, where we are, 106 00:04:52,357 --> 00:04:55,697 and I'm afraid we've drifted a little too far off track from our original goal. 107 00:04:55,698 --> 00:04:57,601 I mean, I don't know if you recall, 108 00:04:57,602 --> 00:04:59,772 but we were never supposed to own only one bar. 109 00:04:59,773 --> 00:05:02,376 No, Paddy's was always supposed to be, like, a global brand, you know? 110 00:05:02,377 --> 00:05:04,782 Yeah. Like a Starbucks for dive bars. 111 00:05:04,783 --> 00:05:08,355 Exactly, yes, but bringing your friendly neighborhood watering hole to everybody. 112 00:05:08,356 --> 00:05:10,560 Everywhere, right? A Paddy's on every corner, right? 113 00:05:10,561 --> 00:05:12,531 Airports, shopping malls, 114 00:05:12,532 --> 00:05:14,568 - drive-throughs. - Yeah, schools, churches, like, little... 115 00:05:14,569 --> 00:05:16,606 - Hundred percent. - What went wrong? Like, what went... 116 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:18,676 - When Dee got involved. - Yes. 117 00:05:18,677 --> 00:05:21,314 - And women ruin everything, we know that. - This woman does. 118 00:05:21,315 --> 00:05:23,485 - Then Frank got involved. - All women, kind of. And then Frank. 119 00:05:23,486 --> 00:05:25,824 I can't totally deny that. I mean, the stats are there, right? 120 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:27,628 - The stats are there. - We got distracted. 121 00:05:27,629 --> 00:05:29,497 It was like dude, dude, dude, dude, woman. Right? 122 00:05:29,498 --> 00:05:31,267 - Let's get back on track, okay? - Yeah, yeah. 123 00:05:31,268 --> 00:05:33,773 Look, this gala is the perfect opportunity for us... 124 00:05:33,774 --> 00:05:36,211 It's gonna be jam-packed with wealthy benefactors 125 00:05:36,212 --> 00:05:39,484 who are champing at the bit to strap themselves to our rocket ship. 126 00:05:39,485 --> 00:05:42,123 Yeah. Please, like, let's not worry about Frank. 127 00:05:42,124 --> 00:05:44,662 Trust me, he's gonna be totally fine. 128 00:05:51,776 --> 00:05:53,245 God, I hate this. 129 00:05:53,980 --> 00:05:56,351 How long is it gonna to take for him to kick the bucket? 130 00:05:57,387 --> 00:05:59,457 E-everyone is different. 131 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,597 No, I get that, but it's like days or weeks? 132 00:06:02,598 --> 00:06:06,138 You know, studies suggest that coma patients can hear. 133 00:06:06,906 --> 00:06:09,578 Perhaps you speak with Frank. 134 00:06:09,579 --> 00:06:11,849 Oh, no, no. I'm good. 135 00:06:11,850 --> 00:06:14,588 I didn't really love talking to the guy when he was alive, you know? 136 00:06:14,589 --> 00:06:16,826 - He's still alive. - Oh... 137 00:06:16,827 --> 00:06:18,796 You know what I mean. I just... 138 00:06:18,797 --> 00:06:21,334 I don't like him. It's time to cut him loose. 139 00:06:21,335 --> 00:06:22,838 This is happening at a good time for me. 140 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:25,643 It's natural to be in denial. 141 00:06:25,644 --> 00:06:27,413 Oh, my God. Here you go again. 142 00:06:27,414 --> 00:06:30,285 Lady, I'm not in denial. I just don't care about Frank. 143 00:06:30,733 --> 00:06:33,458 Which I... I can hear it when it comes out of my mouth. 144 00:06:33,459 --> 00:06:36,264 That sounds like I-I'm in denial, but y-you know what you're doing? 145 00:06:36,265 --> 00:06:37,834 You're painting me into a corner. 146 00:06:37,835 --> 00:06:40,205 You're boxing me out and leaving me with nothing to say 147 00:06:40,206 --> 00:06:42,143 that doesn't sound like I'm in denial. I have no way to win this fight. 148 00:06:42,878 --> 00:06:46,251 Hey, does it say anything in those files about what kind of action I'm getting? 149 00:06:46,953 --> 00:06:51,261 - I do not understand. - Inheritance. Gotta get my money. 150 00:06:51,262 --> 00:06:52,898 Headed down to South America. 151 00:06:52,899 --> 00:06:55,436 Gonna get some cosmetic surgery done on the cheap. 152 00:06:56,506 --> 00:06:58,643 I won't go into too much detail, but let's just say 153 00:06:58,644 --> 00:07:01,849 I'll probably need two seats on the flight back. 154 00:07:02,918 --> 00:07:04,588 I'm getting my ass done. 155 00:07:05,489 --> 00:07:08,228 Ooh. I might get a foot reduction while I'm down there too. 156 00:07:08,229 --> 00:07:10,265 Although, you know what? That's not a good idea. 157 00:07:10,266 --> 00:07:12,604 No, I'm gonna need these feet to carry that big fat ass around. 158 00:07:18,917 --> 00:07:20,486 Look at the chandeliers. 159 00:07:20,487 --> 00:07:22,791 Wow, this is such a fancy gala. 160 00:07:22,792 --> 00:07:25,597 I'm not seeing a lot of tuxes, I gotta say. But you know what? 161 00:07:26,131 --> 00:07:29,237 I think we'll just tell people that we came from an even fancier gala. 162 00:07:29,238 --> 00:07:30,640 - Yeah. - Right? 163 00:07:30,641 --> 00:07:32,811 - That'll make us look cool. Okay. - It will. 164 00:07:32,812 --> 00:07:37,386 Now, I'm thinking that table right there, that's where we make our move. 165 00:07:37,387 --> 00:07:38,823 - Wow. - Yeah. 166 00:07:38,824 --> 00:07:41,394 - Those guys look intense. - Those are heavy hitters. 167 00:07:41,395 --> 00:07:44,367 I got an angle. Okay. We go in there. We say that we're the Smuckers brothers. 168 00:07:45,436 --> 00:07:46,939 Why? 169 00:07:46,940 --> 00:07:48,843 Well, we're, like, the Smuckers brothers. 170 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:52,249 We're purveyors of fine jellies and jams from the Deep South. 171 00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:54,454 How does that get us closer to the goal? 172 00:07:54,455 --> 00:07:56,792 They're gonna be impressed with some jelly magnates. 173 00:07:56,793 --> 00:07:58,930 - I think that you are confusing... - Magnates? 174 00:07:58,931 --> 00:08:00,934 the Smuckers brothers with the Smothers Brothers 175 00:08:00,935 --> 00:08:03,271 who were a folk singing duo from the '50s. 176 00:08:03,272 --> 00:08:05,309 - Shit. Yeah. - And they were, I think, Canadian. 177 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:07,413 Stop. What are we talking about? 178 00:08:07,414 --> 00:08:09,718 None of that gets us closer to the goal of franchising Paddy's. 179 00:08:09,719 --> 00:08:11,722 Well, we just want to make a good impression, you know? 180 00:08:11,723 --> 00:08:13,793 Yeah, yeah, like... And so who are we playing? 181 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:15,864 We'll just be ourselves. 182 00:08:15,865 --> 00:08:17,901 I don't feel comfortable playing myself. 183 00:08:17,902 --> 00:08:20,339 We haven't done that in ages, man. 184 00:08:20,340 --> 00:08:22,611 Guys, don't do this to yourselves, okay? Listen, we belong here, right? 185 00:08:22,612 --> 00:08:25,617 We're not asking for a handout. We're not asking these people for favors. 186 00:08:25,618 --> 00:08:27,854 Hell, we're doing them a favor by giving them the opportunity 187 00:08:27,855 --> 00:08:30,560 to get in on the ground floor of a cultural juggernaut. 188 00:08:30,561 --> 00:08:32,296 - Yeah. - Yeah. - And if they even hesitate, 189 00:08:32,297 --> 00:08:33,566 boom, offer rescinded. 190 00:08:33,567 --> 00:08:34,868 - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. - Okay? 191 00:08:34,869 --> 00:08:36,139 We are young self-made entrepreneurs 192 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:38,843 who are about to change the way the world consumes alcohol. 193 00:08:38,844 --> 00:08:39,680 - Oh, yeah, dude. - Yeah. 194 00:08:39,716 --> 00:08:41,982 - That's getting me fired up, man. - Yeah! 195 00:08:41,983 --> 00:08:43,719 I feel like I could run through a brick wall. 196 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:44,724 - Hell yeah. - Do it right now. Do it right now. 197 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:47,761 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Don't actually run through a brick wall. 198 00:08:47,762 --> 00:08:49,598 - I wanted to impress Charlie. - They're not brick. 199 00:08:49,599 --> 00:08:51,535 - These will knock down. - Listen. 200 00:08:51,536 --> 00:08:53,873 Do carry that feeling with you. Okay? I like the confidence. 201 00:08:53,874 --> 00:08:58,448 So pop your chins up, puff your chests out and follow my lead. 202 00:08:58,449 --> 00:09:01,689 - Let's do it. - That's a... That's a little much. Just... 203 00:09:03,492 --> 00:09:05,864 Less stiff. Just... All right, forget the chin and chest thing. 204 00:09:05,865 --> 00:09:07,033 - Just... - Okay. 205 00:09:07,702 --> 00:09:10,339 I don't... I can't forget it though 'cause he said it. 206 00:09:10,340 --> 00:09:13,345 Well, how we doing over here, fellas? 207 00:09:13,346 --> 00:09:16,586 Oh, great. Um, and we'll... we'll do another bottle. 208 00:09:17,721 --> 00:09:20,693 - Uh, uh... Yep. - Good. Yeah. 209 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:23,666 Also, we're ready for dessert, so we can clear all this. 210 00:09:23,667 --> 00:09:25,503 - Right away, sir. Yes. - Uh-huh. Yeah, of course. 211 00:09:28,510 --> 00:09:32,618 Oh, God, this is boring. I'm so bored. 212 00:09:33,352 --> 00:09:36,491 I could go for a beer. You want a beer? Know what? I'll check in with the guys. 213 00:09:36,492 --> 00:09:39,631 Mikey, they hate these Chardonnays. I need something nicer. 214 00:09:41,127 --> 00:09:41,936 Hello? 215 00:09:41,937 --> 00:09:44,808 Hey, Charlie. It's Dee. What's going on with those beers? 216 00:09:44,809 --> 00:09:47,914 Oh. I kinda can't talk right now, Dee. 217 00:09:47,915 --> 00:09:50,520 - Where are you? - At Paddy's. 218 00:09:50,988 --> 00:09:52,791 You sound like you're on the Titanic. 219 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:55,462 I'm gonna need a double scotch and a club and Campari... 220 00:09:55,463 --> 00:09:58,001 - I got Dee. Wants to know where we are. - Don't tell her about the gala. 221 00:09:58,002 --> 00:10:00,072 - I'm not gonna tell her about the gala. - Hang up. 222 00:10:00,073 --> 00:10:01,909 - I can hear you. - I think she can hear us. 223 00:10:01,910 --> 00:10:03,913 - I can! - Course she can hear us. 224 00:10:03,914 --> 00:10:06,117 - Tell her I ran through a brick wall. - That was my invitation. 225 00:10:06,118 --> 00:10:08,455 Dee, I gotta hang up on you, but Mac ran through a brick wall. 226 00:10:08,456 --> 00:10:10,392 That's actually why we're not back at the place yet. 227 00:10:10,393 --> 00:10:11,829 Tell her both of us ran through a brick wall. 228 00:10:11,830 --> 00:10:13,699 Dennis also ran through the wall, and I did too. 229 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,435 - Okay. Yeah. - You son of a bitch. 230 00:10:15,436 --> 00:10:17,540 they have forks. All right. Hey, listen... 231 00:10:17,541 --> 00:10:19,711 Dee, I can't talk right now, all right? We're working at the gala. 232 00:10:19,712 --> 00:10:22,984 No. No, no, no! You don't hang up on me! You... 233 00:10:22,985 --> 00:10:24,955 What are you looking at? 234 00:10:24,956 --> 00:10:27,459 Let me guess, did I enter the anger phase? 235 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,096 You do seem angry. 236 00:10:29,097 --> 00:10:30,502 Yeah, I'm angry! But it's got nothing to do with Frank. 237 00:10:30,549 --> 00:10:33,973 It's about the dick bags. They think they can just cut me out. Well, you know what? 238 00:10:33,974 --> 00:10:36,545 I-I'm gonna cut them out. I'm gonna cut them out. 239 00:10:36,546 --> 00:10:39,483 There's gotta be something valuable around here. It's gotta be here somewhere. 240 00:10:39,484 --> 00:10:40,853 You know what I mean? 241 00:10:40,854 --> 00:10:42,624 Oh, those sons of bitches. I'll show... 242 00:10:42,625 --> 00:10:45,095 Ha! Ha! Whoo! 243 00:10:45,096 --> 00:10:48,703 Five bucks! Five bucks I found! 244 00:10:48,704 --> 00:10:51,842 All right. Listen, listen. We need to regroup. 245 00:10:51,843 --> 00:10:53,980 Okay? This whole thing's gone off the rails. 246 00:10:53,981 --> 00:10:56,484 We gotta do it quick 'cause I told some guys I'd pull their car around. 247 00:10:56,485 --> 00:10:57,921 I gotta get their coats before they go, 248 00:10:57,922 --> 00:10:59,925 - but then... - Guys, we do not work here. 249 00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:02,631 - Could you hand me a towel, please? - Yes, sir. Of course, sir. 250 00:11:02,632 --> 00:11:05,002 - Give a towel. - Yeah, well. 251 00:11:05,003 --> 00:11:06,639 - Thank you. - I know. 252 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:08,576 You know what I'm saying? Otherwise we're gonna... 253 00:11:08,577 --> 00:11:10,513 - Thank you, sir. Have a good night. - Thank you, sir. 254 00:11:10,514 --> 00:11:13,519 Okay, we're not... Why does everyone think we're employees? 255 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:16,892 It could be the tuxes or that we're doing everything that everybody asks of us. 256 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:19,463 The tuxes definitely make us look like bathroom attendants. 257 00:11:19,464 --> 00:11:21,000 You know what? I blame Frank. 258 00:11:21,001 --> 00:11:22,604 He did not give us the tools to survive in this world. 259 00:11:22,605 --> 00:11:24,073 - We look like fools. - A hundred percent. 260 00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:26,477 A hundred percent. Like he locked us in a zoo 261 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:28,616 and then now he's released us out into the Serengeti to be devoured. 262 00:11:28,617 --> 00:11:30,620 - We're sitting ducks out here. - We don't know what we're doing. 263 00:11:30,621 --> 00:11:32,557 If he weren't already in a coma, I would strangle him. 264 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:34,160 - It's his fault. - Hey, fellas. 265 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,030 Sorry, I couldn't help but overhear the conversation. 266 00:11:36,031 --> 00:11:39,838 I really, really hope that your father dies. 267 00:11:39,839 --> 00:11:41,441 - Wha... Excuse me? - Huh? 268 00:11:41,876 --> 00:11:44,881 Frank, that's your dad, right? You said he was in a coma. 269 00:11:44,882 --> 00:11:47,754 - Yeah. - Yeah. I really, really hope he dies. 270 00:11:47,755 --> 00:11:49,691 He sounds just like my dad. 271 00:11:49,692 --> 00:11:51,628 He just like craps on all your ideas, doesn't believe in you, 272 00:11:51,629 --> 00:11:52,664 doesn't hug you. 273 00:11:53,465 --> 00:11:55,703 - Oh. Sorry to hear that about your dad. - Oh. 274 00:11:55,704 --> 00:11:57,507 No, are you... No, don't sweat it. 275 00:11:57,508 --> 00:12:00,045 He's in a box under the ground right now. He's dead. 276 00:12:00,046 --> 00:12:02,717 Which is fucking awesome 'cause I run his company. 277 00:12:02,718 --> 00:12:04,588 - Oh, shit. - Wow! 278 00:12:04,589 --> 00:12:07,594 - That is awesome! - Yeah! Who's the idiot now, bitch? 279 00:12:07,595 --> 00:12:09,664 - He's dead. - He's a dead idiot. 280 00:12:09,665 --> 00:12:11,568 - Nice, dude. - Oh, my God. Cool. 281 00:12:11,569 --> 00:12:14,106 What kinda company do you run? Like, what do you do? 282 00:12:14,107 --> 00:12:16,044 I'm, like, your typical capitalist pig. 283 00:12:16,045 --> 00:12:18,516 I dismantle companies, sell the scraps for a marginal profit. 284 00:12:18,517 --> 00:12:20,085 - That sorta thing. - Sick! 285 00:12:20,086 --> 00:12:21,955 - Bet you make a lot of money? - I'm a piece of shit. 286 00:12:21,956 --> 00:12:24,528 - That's us! - We are too. We are too. 287 00:12:24,529 --> 00:12:26,832 - You guys are cool. I'm Simon, by the way. - Uh... 288 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,536 No, no, I wasn't taking a shit. 289 00:12:28,537 --> 00:12:30,606 - I was just... I was doing cocaine. - Oh. 290 00:12:30,607 --> 00:12:32,944 Do you guys want to do a bump of cocaine with me? 291 00:12:32,945 --> 00:12:34,681 - Yes. - Sure. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 292 00:12:34,682 --> 00:12:36,552 - Yeah! Let's do it! - Yeah. We'll do it. Yeah. 293 00:12:36,553 --> 00:12:38,288 - One for me. - Uh-huh. 294 00:12:38,289 --> 00:12:41,529 And one for me. 295 00:12:42,163 --> 00:12:43,733 - That's awesome. - He's good at it. 296 00:12:43,734 --> 00:12:45,737 Hey, guys, I was gonna go to this after-party 297 00:12:45,738 --> 00:12:47,807 - if you guys wanna tag along with me. - There's an after-party? 298 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:50,278 I mean, it's probably gonna be bullshit, but we can talk business. 299 00:12:50,279 --> 00:12:52,884 You guys can... We can bounce some ideas around, see if anything sticks. 300 00:12:52,885 --> 00:12:55,155 - Yeah, that'd be great. - It'd be really cool to collab. 301 00:12:55,156 --> 00:12:58,228 - Yeah. Oh, yeah. - Wouldn't it be cool to collab? 302 00:12:58,229 --> 00:12:59,765 Are you guys open to collabing? 303 00:12:59,766 --> 00:13:01,835 - Yeah. - Let's collab. 304 00:13:01,836 --> 00:13:04,140 I'm gonna tell my driver to pull around, and we'll get this going. 305 00:13:04,141 --> 00:13:06,244 - We'll give our guy the night off. - Okay, amazing. 306 00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:08,849 Give me back my cocaine. Give it back right now! 307 00:13:08,850 --> 00:13:12,055 I like you guys. You're real people. You're human beings. 308 00:13:12,056 --> 00:13:14,594 You're not like these soulless reptiles over here. 309 00:13:14,595 --> 00:13:16,799 - Yeah. Yeah. - They're disgusting. Come on. Let's roll. 310 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,903 Did you hear what he said, "soulless reptiles"? Pizzagate! 311 00:13:18,904 --> 00:13:20,740 - No, no. - Yeah. They're lizards! 312 00:13:20,741 --> 00:13:22,844 - No conspiracy theories. Don't ruin this. - He's right. 313 00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:24,714 - This is a good business opportunity. - Oh, God, that's good coke. 314 00:13:24,715 --> 00:13:26,852 That was good cocaine. That's rich guy cocaine. 315 00:13:31,203 --> 00:13:34,300 There we go. There we go. 316 00:13:34,869 --> 00:13:38,609 Okay, a severed gas handle. No. 317 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,613 Let's see. What is that? Ooh. 318 00:13:40,614 --> 00:13:43,051 Gold tooth. Pop that in the keeper pile. 319 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:47,928 - Uh... This looks promising. 320 00:13:49,865 --> 00:13:53,606 BigAssButts? 1973? Goddamn it! 321 00:13:55,075 --> 00:13:57,146 Where is it, you son of a bitch? Where is it? 322 00:13:57,147 --> 00:14:00,620 Where's the gold and-and the-the jewels and millions of dollars? 323 00:14:03,159 --> 00:14:05,763 I have a fun idea. Let's pull the plug now, okay? 324 00:14:05,764 --> 00:14:07,934 - It'll just be our little secret. - I cannot do this. 325 00:14:07,935 --> 00:14:10,038 You don't have to do anything. Just go take a potty break 326 00:14:10,039 --> 00:14:11,942 and I'll just trip over the plug. 327 00:14:11,943 --> 00:14:14,313 No, no, this is murder you describe. 328 00:14:14,314 --> 00:14:17,987 Oh, God, don't be a prude. Okay, listen. I'll make it worth your while. 329 00:14:17,988 --> 00:14:20,258 My ass doesn't have to be that big, right? 330 00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:24,333 I'll kick you a few CCs, and then you and me will take our brand-new dumpers 331 00:14:24,334 --> 00:14:27,372 and we'll just go, you know, flaunting around Copacabana Beach. 332 00:14:27,373 --> 00:14:29,010 - What do you say? - I must say no. 333 00:14:30,847 --> 00:14:33,786 And I must say, screw you! I don't need any of this. 334 00:14:33,787 --> 00:14:35,990 I'm taking my inheritance, and I'm going home. 335 00:14:35,991 --> 00:14:41,067 Frank, if you can hear me, I'm taking your big butt magazine! It's mine now! 336 00:14:43,263 --> 00:14:46,812 - This is a much cooler vibe in here, man. - This is a great vibe. 337 00:14:46,813 --> 00:14:48,749 - You guys discussing the vibe? - It's classy, right? 338 00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:51,420 It's freaking amazing, right? And people are very cool here. 339 00:14:51,421 --> 00:14:53,091 I am a little concerned about Frank. 340 00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:54,828 At some point, we should probably check in. 341 00:14:54,829 --> 00:14:56,698 You said everything was gonna be fine with Frank. 342 00:14:56,699 --> 00:14:58,401 I know, but it's getting late. 343 00:14:58,402 --> 00:15:00,372 I'll tell you what, let's stay here for another hour or so, 344 00:15:00,373 --> 00:15:02,376 see what we can get going. And then if you're still concerned, 345 00:15:02,377 --> 00:15:05,282 - we can split and check in on him. - Yo! 346 00:15:05,283 --> 00:15:07,954 - Got some more genius powder, boys. - Wow! Nice! 347 00:15:07,955 --> 00:15:09,858 - Get your fucking hands out. - Okay! 348 00:15:09,859 --> 00:15:11,695 - Get your hands... Get your hands out. - Out in the open? 349 00:15:11,696 --> 00:15:13,699 - This is my fucking party! - This is your party? Okay. 350 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:15,135 - Okay. Your rules, man. - Okay! 351 00:15:15,136 --> 00:15:16,705 Do it up, boys! 352 00:15:16,706 --> 00:15:18,441 - Ow! Ow! - Whoo! 353 00:15:18,442 --> 00:15:21,113 That burns. That's very different from the last coke. 354 00:15:21,114 --> 00:15:24,153 Man. You got a sophisticated palette. I love that, bro. 355 00:15:24,154 --> 00:15:27,192 Yeah, it burns 'cause it's different. It's not coke. Ow! 356 00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:28,394 - What is it? - It's not coke? 357 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:29,864 - It's crystal. - It's what? 358 00:15:29,865 --> 00:15:31,902 - Crystal meth? - Yeah, crystal meth. 359 00:15:31,903 --> 00:15:33,271 - Oh. - Can you remind me 360 00:15:33,272 --> 00:15:35,843 what you guys, uh, do again? 361 00:15:35,844 --> 00:15:38,314 - Uh... - Sorry, you mean like... like our jobs? 362 00:15:38,315 --> 00:15:42,189 Yeah, come on, I whipped mine out. You gotta whip yours out. 363 00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:44,126 - We're in the beverage space. - Yeah. 364 00:15:44,127 --> 00:15:45,462 - Oh, cool. What's the company called? - Paddy's Pub. 365 00:15:45,463 --> 00:15:47,399 - Yeah. - Well, yeah. 366 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,738 Paddy's Pub? Like a bar? 367 00:15:49,739 --> 00:15:52,142 Yeah, well... It is a bar, but it's much more robust than it sounds. 368 00:15:52,143 --> 00:15:54,146 Yeah. We see a lot of growth potential. 369 00:15:54,147 --> 00:15:56,885 Yeah, of course you do. Because, dude, it's global brand. 370 00:15:56,886 --> 00:15:59,156 It's not just a bar. It's fucking Starbucks. 371 00:15:59,157 --> 00:16:01,327 - Oh, my God! Dude... - Right? 372 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:02,931 - Yes! - There's so many possibilities. 373 00:16:02,932 --> 00:16:04,801 Dude, you are in our heads right now, man. 374 00:16:04,802 --> 00:16:07,205 - I'm in your fucking heads! - I don't wanna say this too loud 375 00:16:07,206 --> 00:16:10,045 because we don't have room for everybody in this, 376 00:16:10,046 --> 00:16:13,953 but we're still in the early stages of possibly bringing on some investors, 377 00:16:13,954 --> 00:16:16,324 you know what I mean? So if you're interested, 378 00:16:16,325 --> 00:16:18,295 - we'd love to have you. - Yeah, yeah, dude. 379 00:16:19,798 --> 00:16:21,233 What do you mean? 380 00:16:21,234 --> 00:16:23,304 - Uh... We were... - Other investors... 381 00:16:23,305 --> 00:16:25,843 We're doing a friends and family round, and we thought you'd be... 382 00:16:25,844 --> 00:16:28,181 - Yeah. It's just... - But you literally just met me. 383 00:16:28,182 --> 00:16:30,218 - But we like you. So we thought... - We like you. 384 00:16:30,219 --> 00:16:31,922 You like my money. 385 00:16:31,923 --> 00:16:34,093 - It's not... - You meet me in a bathroom, you do my drugs, 386 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,197 and then I bleed green for you, for your fucking bar? 387 00:16:36,198 --> 00:16:38,234 - No, man. - Shit, dude. We're really sorry. 388 00:16:38,235 --> 00:16:39,537 - No... - We're really sorry, man. 389 00:16:39,538 --> 00:16:41,374 - You... - I like you, guys! 390 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,046 I would fucking love to give you money. 391 00:16:44,047 --> 00:16:47,787 Enough. Shut up. Wanna fucking celebrate? Want to go to another party? 392 00:16:47,788 --> 00:16:49,958 After-after-party? It's gonna be really fun. 393 00:16:49,959 --> 00:16:52,129 - Another party after this after-party? - Better than this? 394 00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:55,068 Dude, let's do it. I'm so ready. Let's do it, guys. I'm so excited. 395 00:16:55,069 --> 00:16:56,972 - Let's go! - Let's go! 396 00:16:56,973 --> 00:17:00,178 - Oh, my God. What's happening? - It's all happening for us. 397 00:17:12,436 --> 00:17:15,075 Might as well take a look at what I'll never have. 398 00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,277 Thanks a lot, Frank. 399 00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:21,087 Man. 400 00:17:22,089 --> 00:17:23,091 What's this? 401 00:17:28,368 --> 00:17:29,437 Oh, my God. 402 00:17:34,414 --> 00:17:36,451 This was his most prized possession? 403 00:17:44,502 --> 00:17:47,005 - This is the place, huh? - Where are we? 404 00:17:47,006 --> 00:17:48,107 Yeah. 405 00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:51,347 - What's the password? - Narcan. 406 00:17:51,348 --> 00:17:53,217 - Well, that's a bit unsettling. - Narcan? 407 00:17:53,218 --> 00:17:55,355 - We're in, boys. - All right. 408 00:17:55,356 --> 00:17:57,259 - We're in. - Isn't that what they give you 409 00:17:57,260 --> 00:17:58,529 - when you OD or something? - Yeah. 410 00:18:01,201 --> 00:18:03,972 - Let's go, Phil. - What's up, Simon? 411 00:18:03,973 --> 00:18:06,177 - I love you so much. - Hi. 412 00:18:06,178 --> 00:18:10,285 Oh, shit. Um, okay. 413 00:18:10,286 --> 00:18:12,022 He really likes that guy. Um... 414 00:18:12,023 --> 00:18:13,358 Okay. Uh... 415 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:15,996 - I love you, Phil. - Thank you. 416 00:18:15,997 --> 00:18:17,334 You got it for me? Great. 417 00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:20,438 That's Phil. He's a great guy. A little annoying, but I like him. 418 00:18:20,439 --> 00:18:21,875 Come on, take a seat. 419 00:18:21,876 --> 00:18:23,545 - I'll stand. - Do you mind if I stand? 420 00:18:23,546 --> 00:18:26,016 - Make me rich. Fuck me with an idea. - Okay. Good. 421 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:28,589 - Take an idea and fuck me with it. - Okay, yeah. Sure... 422 00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:30,392 - Right now? - Well, we just have the... 423 00:18:30,393 --> 00:18:33,030 Don't overthink it, just fuck me. Fuck me with an idea. 424 00:18:33,031 --> 00:18:35,268 - Yeah, it was Starbucks... - I'm drying up. 425 00:18:35,269 --> 00:18:38,174 I just want you to spit on it and I want you to stick it in me. 426 00:18:38,175 --> 00:18:40,345 Someone's got to fuck me. 427 00:18:40,346 --> 00:18:42,884 - Can you give us a second... - One second, we'll figure out which one... 428 00:18:42,885 --> 00:18:44,453 - Which idea we're gonna... - Take your time. 429 00:18:44,454 --> 00:18:46,190 I'm gonna make the world stop spinning. 430 00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:49,163 gonna fuck you with and... I'm concerned... 431 00:18:49,164 --> 00:18:51,033 This guy's not gonna help us with our business. 432 00:18:51,034 --> 00:18:53,037 - There's no way, right? - His dad was right about him. 433 00:18:53,038 --> 00:18:55,208 - Absolutely. Absolutely. - Frank was right about this whole thing. 434 00:18:55,209 --> 00:18:57,179 He was protecting us this whole time. That's what it is. 435 00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:58,116 That's why he doesn't invite us to these places. 436 00:18:58,124 --> 00:19:01,922 Yes, because Frank knew. He knew that galas were gateways to crack houses. 437 00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:04,460 If you just have so much and you don't know what to do with yourself, 438 00:19:04,461 --> 00:19:06,197 you wind up like that. 439 00:19:06,198 --> 00:19:08,936 Look, also, man, I'm getting worried about him, okay? 440 00:19:08,937 --> 00:19:10,940 - I wanna be there when he wakes up. - Fuck. 441 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,077 We've kind of left him alone for too long. 442 00:19:13,078 --> 00:19:15,215 - Let's get out of here, 'cause I'm scared. - You should be scared. 443 00:19:15,216 --> 00:19:17,486 - Let's say bye to Simon real quick. - Yeah, 'cause I don't like... 444 00:19:17,487 --> 00:19:18,956 - Simon, look... - Simon, we... 445 00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:20,025 Oh. 446 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,364 - We're leaving. - Yeah, we're gonna leave, Simon. 447 00:19:23,365 --> 00:19:26,003 - That's a very unnatural position. - He seems fine. No, he's fine. 448 00:19:26,004 --> 00:19:28,174 Let's, um... All right. Let's just go. 449 00:19:28,175 --> 00:19:30,345 - Thank you, guys. - Thanks, everybody. 450 00:19:30,346 --> 00:19:32,249 We're gonna use your driver and then we'll send him back for you. 451 00:19:39,998 --> 00:19:43,204 Dad, if you can hear me in there, 452 00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:47,245 I want you to know that I love you. 453 00:19:47,246 --> 00:19:48,649 - Hey. - Hey, how's he doing? 454 00:19:48,650 --> 00:19:51,086 - Yeah, how's it going? - He's at the end. 455 00:19:51,087 --> 00:19:52,657 It's time to say goodbye. 456 00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:54,527 Oh, no, come on. What are you talking about? 457 00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:57,567 - Yeah, what? - Dee, you look actually upset. 458 00:19:57,568 --> 00:20:01,307 You guys don't understand. It's time. We gotta pull the plug. 459 00:20:01,308 --> 00:20:04,948 - No. Sorry, no. He's still alive, right? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 460 00:20:04,949 --> 00:20:08,221 - This is his wish. It's time. - No. I'm... No. I'm saying no. 461 00:20:08,222 --> 00:20:10,526 - We just realized we need him. - Frank, we need you, man. 462 00:20:10,527 --> 00:20:12,362 - I'm not letting him go. - Guys. You guys. 463 00:20:13,699 --> 00:20:15,402 It's over. 464 00:20:18,543 --> 00:20:19,978 I love you, Dad. 465 00:20:22,182 --> 00:20:23,686 I can't believe this is happening. 466 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:28,662 Tastes sweet. 467 00:20:29,263 --> 00:20:31,568 - What do you mean? - Is he supposed to taste sweet? 468 00:20:33,589 --> 00:20:35,610 Shouldn't it be salty, if anything? 469 00:20:39,017 --> 00:20:40,987 - What is happening? What is that? - Jesus Christ. 470 00:20:42,022 --> 00:20:44,193 Cake. It's cake. 471 00:20:46,031 --> 00:20:49,136 - I'm cake. - What is happening? 472 00:20:49,137 --> 00:20:51,173 What is going on? What are you talking about? 473 00:20:51,174 --> 00:20:55,215 I tricked you guys. You said you could tell the difference 474 00:20:55,216 --> 00:20:58,421 between what was cake and what was not cake, 475 00:20:58,422 --> 00:21:01,761 - and you couldn't. Ha! - What are you talking about, man? 476 00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:06,070 I commissioned a cake. I rented all of this hospital equipment, 477 00:21:06,071 --> 00:21:10,178 and I even had to draw that little stupid drawing with you and me holding hands. 478 00:21:10,179 --> 00:21:12,415 "I love Daddy. I love you, Daddy." 479 00:21:12,416 --> 00:21:15,021 Why? Why would you do all that? 480 00:21:15,022 --> 00:21:16,558 Hang on, time out. Who's this woman? 481 00:21:16,559 --> 00:21:19,463 She's a pastry chef and a goddamn good one. 482 00:21:19,464 --> 00:21:21,333 - You doing all right? - My God. 483 00:21:21,334 --> 00:21:24,574 You were doing an accent. Whoa! 484 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:27,580 Did you do all of this just so that I would appreciate you? 485 00:21:27,581 --> 00:21:29,751 Deandra, I don't give a shit what you think about me. 486 00:21:29,752 --> 00:21:34,059 I was trying to show you the magic of cake technology. 487 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:36,598 You cried over a cake. 488 00:21:37,199 --> 00:21:39,203 - Bravo. Bravo. - Good job. 489 00:21:39,638 --> 00:21:41,575 Hey, hey, hey. Pitch him the... 490 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:45,616 That reminds me. Frank, what do you think about Paddy's as a global franchise? 491 00:21:45,617 --> 00:21:48,354 - Like Starbucks for dive bars? - He gets it. Yes. 492 00:21:48,355 --> 00:21:50,659 - That's it. Exactly. - It's a terrible idea. I hate that idea. 493 00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:53,264 - It's a stupid idea, man. - That's a dumb, dumb idea. 494 00:21:53,265 --> 00:21:55,201 - That's why we need you. - Dumbest idea ever. 495 00:21:55,202 --> 00:21:57,238 That's why we need you, man. Saving us from our dumb ideas. 496 00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:01,781 How is it, guys? Is it good? 497 00:22:01,782 --> 00:22:03,619 It's really good. 498 00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:05,656 - That really hurt my feelings. - Frank, you're delicious. 499 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,258 - Oh, yeah? - Not bad. 500 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:09,496 - It's pretty good. - This is delicious. 501 00:22:09,497 --> 00:22:11,768 - The whole thing is a cake, by the way. - Oh, my God. 502 00:22:11,769 --> 00:22:13,705 It goes all the way down to the feet. 503 00:22:13,706 --> 00:22:16,210 - Is the hair cake or... - The hair is fondant. 504 00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:18,347 - You can just... Yeah. - Really? Just eat the fondant? 505 00:22:18,348 --> 00:22:20,653 - What you can do with cake these days. - Oh, my God. 506 00:22:20,654 --> 00:22:24,126 It does feel like the right stuff for us to be focusing on as a group. 507 00:22:24,127 --> 00:22:26,297 - Does it? - What else can we make cake? 508 00:22:26,298 --> 00:22:28,635 That's an idea, like, keeping our eye on what's happening in the future 509 00:22:28,636 --> 00:22:30,238 and not being stuck in the past. 510 00:22:36,257 --> 00:22:41,442 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com